Eddie Griffin On Christians, Muslims, Bible, Jesus and Religion

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2013
  • www.EddieGriffin.com | Eddie Griffin is a popular American actor & comedian who is listed as one of Comedy Central's Top 100 Greatest Stand-Up Comics of All Time. Eddie Griffin performs regularly at the Rio Las Vegas & his stand-up comedy show is currently touring the USA. Comedy influences include Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Lenny Bruce, Red Foxx, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock & others.
    Watch other funny UA-cam clips of Eddie's humor on www.EddieGriffin.com
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  • @asakhakhiratshibvumo7608
    @asakhakhiratshibvumo7608 3 роки тому +1419

    “You telling me 50cent colder than Jesus??”😂

  • @juanjuancho179
    @juanjuancho179 3 роки тому +921

    "who gives a fuck who the messenger is, did you get the message" I found him by chance, and he is awesome

    • @luvlibabygirl
      @luvlibabygirl 3 роки тому +8

      You don't know who Eddie Griffin is

    • @ronaldograneau4447
      @ronaldograneau4447 Рік тому +7

      Man I remember this when I was in high school legendary

    • @khairiaris
      @khairiaris Рік тому

      Muslims believe both Jesus and Muhammad were Messengers tho...

    • @Tazzypoo821
      @Tazzypoo821 8 місяців тому +1

      ❤my favorite line

  • @shadowrealm221
    @shadowrealm221 Рік тому +84

    Kane and Abel got married. To who! 😂😂 I was on the floor in tears 😂😂

  • @johnpitsi2984
    @johnpitsi2984 Рік тому +246

    Eddy & Katt
    Always hold an insane message throughout their comedies

  • @FreddyG687
    @FreddyG687 4 роки тому +5756

    Eddie Griffin is way funnier then Kevin Hart! Tell me I’m lying

  • @lungiledoll
    @lungiledoll 5 років тому +462

    "did you get message?" - that line right there

    • @ibrahemal-malky7382
      @ibrahemal-malky7382 3 місяці тому +1

      It’s more like Christian’s think Jesus is god and Muslim think he’s a messenger

  • @bigtexas7580
    @bigtexas7580 3 роки тому +101

    *Eddie Griffin is Kansas City's finest. My cousin went to school with Eddie and he's always been the funniest dude around.*

    • @theokingshango
      @theokingshango 9 місяців тому +1

      dude your dude is the funniest anywhere

  • @joestar6194
    @joestar6194 Рік тому +142

    The importance of this video can never be understated. Profound knowledge in the guise of comedy.

    • @filthymcnastyazz
      @filthymcnastyazz Рік тому

      Real comedy is subversive

    • @tammyhaas9304
      @tammyhaas9304 9 місяців тому +2

      Wow what an amazing way to get the message out , very true indeed!!

    • @ciaran6309
      @ciaran6309 7 місяців тому +1

      Profound statement in guise of philosophy

    • @joestar6194
      @joestar6194 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ciaran6309 Haters gonna hate

    • @0Madcatlady
      @0Madcatlady 6 місяців тому

      Knowledge???? This is an extremely shallow skim of some of the more well known events of Scripture, skewed by deliberate misunderstanding.

  • @noseefood1943
    @noseefood1943 5 років тому +1554

    "did you get the message?"

    • @henny_23
      @henny_23 5 років тому +12

      Yup I dooooo

    • @mohsins.3851
      @mohsins.3851 5 років тому +38

      The whole idea of Islam, it's that all the previous Messages are no longer accessible in their original form. Moses message and Jesus message were fundamentally the same, submit your will to god. The Torah got corrupted by the people therefore a new message had to be send. This can be seen in the Bible of Matthew 15:24 “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” Fundamentally Jesus was sent to the jews. The proof of jesus message was the same message of Moses, in book of matthew 5:17 "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them, but to fulfill them." The message was the same message of Moses, Worship one God. but after jesus left earth, people claimed he was a god, yes divinity of Jesus was a Late Invention of the Council of Nicea. The original form of jesus religion that dictates submit your will to God the one and Only God was no longer accessible , therefore another messenger had to come to correct the corruption from the land. The last messenger is Mohammed. In islam, if you didn't hear of the new message, on the day of judgment you will be judged on how good of a christian you were, but since you heard about Islam you no longer have a argument that you didn't receive the message. Read about islam, and learn about it, and discuss any point you don't understand in the Quran with any islamic center available near you.

    • @lesterkraft660
      @lesterkraft660 5 років тому +4

      Mohsin Saeed Read John 3:16 , Jesus is the son of god, the Quran mentions the gospel and the gospel undoubtedly expresses Jesus divinity and fulfillment of the law meaning he is the messiah. Islam explicitly states he didn’t die on the cross and is the only “historical text” that states this. Islam is from satan. I hope you learn the truth. “No one can come to the father, except through me” - Jesus Christ

    • @kodgloreglore5640
      @kodgloreglore5640 5 років тому +5

      @@lesterkraft660 Your statement is detrimental my friend.. Jesus ( Isa Bin maryaam) never utter such divinity as a son of god or The supreme Lord of the worlds ( Allah azzawajal ) having any offsprings... your own book that you're claiming will even tell you that Jesus ( Isa Bin Maryaam) is a noble prophet not the son of god nor a god-man, The creation is not like the creator. Matthew 26:39- "And he went a little further and fell on his face, praying" From adam to nabi muhammad (s.a.w) all of them are Muslim. Understand what a muslim means. I hope YOU learn the truth. Blessings

    • @mohsins.3851
      @mohsins.3851 5 років тому +4

      @@lesterkraft660The Devil can't oppose himself, as you can see In Luke 11:18 "If Satan also be divided against himself, how shall his kingdom stand?"
      The Quran contains many verses to stay away from the devil and worship the only God, God of jesus and all the prophets.

  • @TheOne-yq6qk
    @TheOne-yq6qk 5 років тому +5226

    This is meant to be a comedy but this is actually logical thinking/ borderline philosophy.

    • @ZombieInc661
      @ZombieInc661 5 років тому +134

      Eddie has that sweet sauce, like chappell, kevin hart or chris rock, i wonder why he hasnt caught his big break yet

    • @TheOne-yq6qk
      @TheOne-yq6qk 5 років тому +155

      @@ZombieInc661 Chappell comes off as a very intelligent guy, most comedians are deep thinkers and very intelligent I figured out, because if you think about it, it is hard to make strangers laugh especially someone as grumpy as me or my ex, this is a skill not to be taken lightly.

    • @Fame_Rate
      @Fame_Rate 5 років тому +107

      comedy is a method to bring truth. but truth hurts and can be seen as hate (especially today). never saw a good comedyshow that hasnt truth in it.

    • @ZombieInc661
      @ZombieInc661 5 років тому +38

      @@TheOne-yq6qk Yes, they are all free thinker and intelligence comes as a job qualification, i was referring to a sauce that is special to every individual, these people including eddie, imo are charismatic to the masses, eddies voice and animations and construction of jokes is up there, we should have seen more from him

    • @TheOne-yq6qk
      @TheOne-yq6qk 5 років тому +13

      @@ZombieInc661 Yh, I agree, very under rated.

  • @southernguru1455
    @southernguru1455 3 роки тому +62

    Eddie ain't for everybody alot of ppl get upset at his comedy, but to me this is comedy and knowledge at the same time its gold

  • @gizmodude6250
    @gizmodude6250 3 роки тому +89

    Him , Dave Chappelle and George Carlin all tell it like it is and are funny as hell at the same time

  • @pimpinaintdeadho
    @pimpinaintdeadho 5 років тому +357

    Eddie Griffin was fuckin genius back in the early 2000's

    • @dannycorneanu1370
      @dannycorneanu1370 4 роки тому +8

      Hes one of the smartest comedian ever along Dave chappelle and pryor!

  • @sircryptonator9981
    @sircryptonator9981 4 роки тому +478

    eddie is slept on... he ranks up there with pryor, murphy and chappelle... and in standup, eddie may be the best. if you have not seen him live, go see him.

    • @izzylandyt
      @izzylandyt 2 роки тому +17

      and he doesn't use the same joke over and over again

    • @diinomaaxi
      @diinomaaxi 2 роки тому +3

      Facts I agree with u 100%

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Рік тому +3

      George carlin then Richard pryor are the best stand up's EVER in that order.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Рік тому

      @@snelgrave101 But who is 3rd?

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Рік тому

      @@pollypockets508 My personal choice would be Lee Evans.

  • @ricardobjj24
    @ricardobjj24 2 роки тому +152

    I heard this on Comedy Central when I was in middle school and I never went to church after. That's how much I felt what Eddie said like yeah he's telling the truth. I'm still just as happy

    • @morpheuspimp863
      @morpheuspimp863 Рік тому +6

      This set was very funny but as believers of Christ everything he said was taking way out of context. I can sit back and laugh at it from a comical stand point but know the truth at the same time.

    • @shaqyardie8105
      @shaqyardie8105 Рік тому +8

      @@morpheuspimp863 What truth? And what context is needed for Exodus 21:20 where it says you can own and beat slaves so long as they don't die within a couple of days? Where is the truth in a virgin gave birth and that baby would grow up to walk on water, raise the dead, turn water into wine, die and come back to life?

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Рік тому

      @@morpheuspimp863 oook.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Рік тому +3

      @@shaqyardie8105 They rarely reply to that one

    • @morpheuspimp863
      @morpheuspimp863 Рік тому

      @@shaqyardie8105 Did you read the entire chapter or just pick that particular verse?

  • @jamminlyricist9808
    @jamminlyricist9808 Рік тому +48

    Addressing serious issues with this amount of comic relief is awesome . That’s what I love about him so educating.

  • @Sum1sMom
    @Sum1sMom 5 років тому +1442

    "mystery bitches"

    • @johnclark4706
      @johnclark4706 5 років тому +8

      Candace Jones lol hilarious

    • @johnclark4706
      @johnclark4706 5 років тому +6

      Hilarious

    • @luckyhazard156
      @luckyhazard156 5 років тому +7

      Wonder if there was a NA adam and eve or an european one 😂

    • @turkeymanmcgee8231
      @turkeymanmcgee8231 5 років тому +30

      Where did these mystery bitches come from 😂

    • @smash507
      @smash507 5 років тому +5

      Mary is the mystery bitch, she was still a Virgin FFS

  • @zerokool-2058
    @zerokool-2058 3 роки тому +616

    “That’s why they invented the shower,just to get him wet” 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @McMwalshy
      @McMwalshy 3 роки тому +4

      Best joke

    • @eldarr0uge482
      @eldarr0uge482 3 роки тому +6

      thx man, non native speaker here, trying to learn English and understand his thick accent and I couldn't get that line no matter how many times I rewinded !!!

    • @Graemedico
      @Graemedico 2 роки тому

      WORDZ 😎

  • @Turtlepower518
    @Turtlepower518 2 роки тому +63

    He and George Carlin told/tell it like it is. Factual, hard-hitting educational comedy.

  • @marcelbrown2174
    @marcelbrown2174 3 роки тому +11

    “You telling me 50 cent colder than Jesus?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChemoshKamos
    @ChemoshKamos 5 років тому +903

    "Fuck the messenger, did you get the message?" actual chills, holy shit that was clever!

    • @khaledal-sakkaf5613
      @khaledal-sakkaf5613 2 роки тому +13

      Not clever at all.. without UA-cam you won't be able to watch this video,
      And without the masenger you won't be able to know god and what god wants from you.
      Im sure that Eddie knew about it, he made a joke and you guys are taking it as a fact.

    • @D3xterJettster
      @D3xterJettster 2 роки тому +38

      @@khaledal-sakkaf5613 clearly you didn't get the joke or the message

    • @samlsd9711
      @samlsd9711 2 роки тому +10

      @@khaledal-sakkaf5613 He's right, the messenger aside, did you get the message?

    • @se7enshakur462
      @se7enshakur462 2 роки тому +14

      @@khaledal-sakkaf5613 it doesn’t matter WHO the messenger is.. all that matters is did you receive the message that was suppose to be received.

    • @lenkaasia3476
      @lenkaasia3476 2 роки тому +9

      @@khaledal-sakkaf5613 True, but idolizing the messenger without fully understand the message they tried us to receive is not right either. I'm just pin pointing the meaning from that line.

  • @nicholiwhite6251
    @nicholiwhite6251 3 роки тому +1782

    George Carlin and Eddie Griffin are more than comedians. They’re philosophers

    • @Otinanai13579
      @Otinanai13579 3 роки тому +31

      You damn right they are,brother..

    • @ellieaquitaine6396
      @ellieaquitaine6396 3 роки тому +12

      I enjoy comedians who don't use profanity to get laughs.
      A philosopher? lol. I'll have to take your word on that.

    • @Otinanai13579
      @Otinanai13579 3 роки тому +17

      @@ellieaquitaine6396 name a few who don't use profanity please

    • @ellieaquitaine6396
      @ellieaquitaine6396 3 роки тому +1

      @@Otinanai13579 I don't look for comedians on UA-cam although I just watched Liam Neeson doing a skit with Ricky Gervais which was hilarious and someone posted a link that brought me here.
      I adore Jimeoin who you probably have never heard of and there are others who's names escape me right now.
      Not a favourite but Seinfeld made a fortune being funny without smut. Clever comedy.

    • @punanny123
      @punanny123 3 роки тому +4

      Dont forget Patrice O'Neil and Chris Rock too.

  • @KS-sl4ji
    @KS-sl4ji 2 роки тому +50

    He’s quite intelligent and introspective. As a Muslim I know what he said about Islam isn’t accurate, but he is quite intelligent and insightful.

    • @jayaquille
      @jayaquille 2 роки тому +5

      Same, I’m a Christian and rolled me eyes at a few things he said. Nevertheless, there were some amazing jokes in this clip. You can’t ignore the genius

    • @AlIskanderZhao
      @AlIskanderZhao 2 роки тому +15

      Well, he said morals are written in our essence. This is true from an Islamic perpective. He said Jesus didn't die on the cross...

    • @KS-sl4ji
      @KS-sl4ji 2 роки тому +6

      @@AlIskanderZhao that’s true actually

    • @DavidCarter-ib3vw
      @DavidCarter-ib3vw Рік тому +2

      Please tell me about Islam. I think Islam overall is a sweet special religion, but there has been so much discussion about Sharia with the killing apostates, cutting off heads, cutting out female genitalia, etc,

    • @LovingSharks
      @LovingSharks Рік тому +2

      @@DavidCarter-ib3vw Well, you‘ll have to learn about the sunni Islam. ,,Muhammed Hijab“ - watch his videos. Pretty academic and insightful.

  • @welldweller22
    @welldweller22 Рік тому +16

    His comedy is for everyday folks. What a witty sense and all.
    He is one of our latter day, great artist comedians

  • @marcelatalmazan4271
    @marcelatalmazan4271 5 років тому +724

    That's why he invented showers....lmao

  • @deonta1k295
    @deonta1k295 4 роки тому +1534

    “It’s written in your essence”

    • @Fitricson
      @Fitricson 4 роки тому +11

      Deonta1k if it were written in the essence, a lot of people would not eat pork ;)

    • @genie121
      @genie121 4 роки тому +28

      Eric Bay Yeah but can’t resist a good old bacon sandwich, not gonna lie. Lol

    • @Fitricson
      @Fitricson 4 роки тому +6

      genie121 yes, I had the same struggles. But I overcame it. All the diseases related to pork aren’t worth it.

    • @ShukakuTheCrazy1
      @ShukakuTheCrazy1 4 роки тому +1

      I still have no idea what written in your essence means

    • @-KillaWatt-
      @-KillaWatt- 4 роки тому +30

      @@ShukakuTheCrazy1 it's in your blood. Your DNA. What makes you, you. Everything about you is written in that code.

  • @dc_latername9064
    @dc_latername9064 10 місяців тому +3

    I have an amazing story. One day I was driving home and I felt the presence of the Lord, come down to me from above. It was as real as anything and I felt so comfortable with Him.
    I knew if I asked Him to play a song on the radio, He would.
    So I said "Ok Lord, play Come as you are..."
    I didn't know what station it was on or anything, but I turned the radio on and the song started playing right on the spot, perfectly...
    I started getting flooded with chills inside, trembling, and crying tears of joy. When I got home, He stayed with me for 10 minutes till I got out of the car.
    I've been getting amazing prayers answered for around 6 years since, because that experience made me stop doubting when I pray, and I follow Biblical instructions, best I can.

    • @sane4553
      @sane4553 10 місяців тому +1

      Shut up fool

  • @Jokeriper
    @Jokeriper 7 місяців тому +10

    Came back 10years after what’s happening in the world and I laughed harder than before 😂

  • @ogluos7850
    @ogluos7850 5 років тому +364

    His smile remids me of Tupac's smile

    • @ieazbykid9415
      @ieazbykid9415 4 роки тому +21

      On God...💯💯💯💯

    • @eyethumdiza6106
      @eyethumdiza6106 3 роки тому +10

      So true

    • @dessinanimeecongolais3993
      @dessinanimeecongolais3993 2 роки тому +7

      They could be long distant cousins without knowing it...he should do some ancestry dna test to see if he's related to the Shakur family. 😊

    • @Heathen_420
      @Heathen_420 3 місяці тому

      wow big facts

  • @edgarvalencia9639
    @edgarvalencia9639 3 роки тому +81

    " ..and don't be walking on your water" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @The_Samurai
    @The_Samurai 4 місяці тому +8

    I am in a spiritual awakening, im laughing so hard because Eddie griffin is telling the truth in a hilarious way 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rogerhall7721
    @rogerhall7721 4 роки тому +193

    Laughter is good medicine for the Soul. Thanks Eddie

  • @abramruelas5176
    @abramruelas5176 5 років тому +2053

    Every one getting upset, God gave us a sense of humor. So go cry in a corner. Eddie Griffin is the BEST

    • @seedofisrael1356
      @seedofisrael1356 5 років тому +7

      Abram Ruelas Jesus is the white boy so he’s good😂😂😂😂

    • @fdnychaser469
      @fdnychaser469 5 років тому +7

      That doesn't mean we talk about god

    • @jobdoneright5934
      @jobdoneright5934 5 років тому +18

      @@fdnychaser469 oh shut the hell up!

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 5 років тому +30

      @@missuncongenial1843
      Exactly. All gods are fictitious bullshit. There ain't no bogeyman in the clouds lookin' down watchin' us masturbate and judgin' us.

    • @beldenshattah5246
      @beldenshattah5246 5 років тому +7

      God gave us a sense of humor to use it wisely not to mock him u know He is a supreme being so a little respect for him wouldnt matter

  • @mayhemcbs
    @mayhemcbs 2 роки тому +23

    Eddie really is hilarious. I needed some laughter this morning. Thank you

    • @yuribaka641
      @yuribaka641 6 місяців тому

      Am seeing there is a period of success which has been knocking on your door for a very long period of time but you don't know how to open for it in your life. And there are dreams you have been getting at night which you forget when you wake up, some times you hear someone calling you but the voice disappears, and when your in a room alone you always have the feeling that your not alone. And some times you wake up from your sleep in the morning when your feeling tired from no where. And financially, you always gets money but it always passes through your hands without doing what's its supposed to do. And people has been turning onto your back even at the last moments. My spirits are showing me alot about you. There people blocking your luck and wants to destroy your life by sending you evil spirits♨️

  • @majinnbuu44
    @majinnbuu44 8 місяців тому +6

    Eddie griffin is Highly underrated the man is a genius

  • @unumkumunu7621
    @unumkumunu7621 5 років тому +520

    50 cents 9 bullets and still living

    • @hdnttl8679
      @hdnttl8679 5 років тому +9

      It's not the nails that kill you during crucifixion, it's SUFFOCATION. This torture method was invented by the Persians and perfected by the Roman empire.

    • @christophercover5212
      @christophercover5212 5 років тому +6

      @@hdnttl8679 however, Jesus is said to have raised the dead.

    • @lancelance1513
      @lancelance1513 5 років тому +7

      @@christophercover5212 he ressurected him self after 3 days. Lets see 50 cent do that.

    • @hdnttl8679
      @hdnttl8679 5 років тому +3

      @@christophercover5212
      His ultimate goal was not to perform miracles, it was to take the penalty of all sin and crucify it to the cross.

    • @midnightvelvet8077
      @midnightvelvet8077 5 років тому +4

      hdnttl really? If Jesus died for the sins of the world , how come we have to stand during the day of judgment?

  • @bobesansom3786
    @bobesansom3786 5 років тому +390

    Nahhh he wouldnt want me too do that 😂😂😂😂

    • @sharondahunter9182
      @sharondahunter9182 5 років тому +3

      You think that's bad it's a religion called Jainism where they starve themselves to death as a sacrifice.

    • @TecDLogic
      @TecDLogic 5 років тому +3

      Samarth Srivastava that’s what I always wondered, I am not trying to be offensive, but some Christians don’t have the logic, they call Muslims pigs when they clearly know,pigs is forbidden, why would someone eat an animal that’s eating trash, that’s one of the reasons why it’s forbidden in Islam

    • @faycalassaad6066
      @faycalassaad6066 5 років тому +1

      @@TecDLogic Actually the main reason is health related.

    • @gabrielkantu413
      @gabrielkantu413 5 років тому

      😂😊😊😊🤔

    • @cidneyoliver4706
      @cidneyoliver4706 4 роки тому +1

      She got some pretty ass eyes, but what about the titties and coochie tho?? Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you PERIOD 💅👊👏👑💪💍💯

  • @bendominish4642
    @bendominish4642 3 роки тому +18

    Man this guy is funny and extremely intelligent and makes sense I wish more comedians like him were around because they could do a whole comedy festival and make us all laugh till we drop and if we go to hell then stuff it I will laugh my head off till I die.

  • @salemmhamed2717
    @salemmhamed2717 3 роки тому +64

    Man even after 7 years it’s still funny 😂😂😂

  • @dredre49
    @dredre49 4 роки тому +591

    10 times funnier than Hart. Eddie dares to question religion. Love this guy

    • @elijahroderick1305
      @elijahroderick1305 3 роки тому +6

      Stop comparing that both are good no is better each other

    • @69GUNOT
      @69GUNOT 3 роки тому +8

      I was questioning religion before I started middle school. Why is a grown man questioning religion seen as so profound?

    • @rikkidgermano9640
      @rikkidgermano9640 3 роки тому +4

      Different kind of comedy! I would never compare Dave or Bill Burr to Gary Owen or Kevin Hart because their approach is different. Enjoy what you like but don't talk down others.

    • @maverick6775
      @maverick6775 3 роки тому +2

      @@69GUNOT cancel culture is spreading like a virus

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 3 роки тому +1

      @CALEB ALVAREZ depends on where you are. In most places, questioning it carries the death penalty, courtesy of the religion's god. So yeah, for some people, it is daring.

  • @cocomousse
    @cocomousse 5 років тому +271

    "Whistle with a hole in the hand."😂😂

    • @imbrad4449
      @imbrad4449 5 років тому

      Whats that mean?

    • @deserteagle6776
      @deserteagle6776 5 років тому +3

      All that and still had no balls to make fun of Muhammad. ☝️

    • @dhegadheer2600
      @dhegadheer2600 5 років тому

      @@deserteagle6776 but jesus is our prophet too they r both same to us muslims

  • @okiokic
    @okiokic 2 роки тому +40

    This never goes old.. Masterpiece👌😁♥️

  • @thegreatleo2493
    @thegreatleo2493 2 роки тому +54

    Eddie Griffin is a genius 💯👏🏿 this is one of my favourites of Eddie's stand up comedy 👊🏿

  • @debarghabiswas6858
    @debarghabiswas6858 4 роки тому +535

    Category: EDUCATION

  • @ayoubzougari2761
    @ayoubzougari2761 5 років тому +782

    Am a Muslim and I love Eddie griffin man he's just too funny, salut from Algeria

    • @myriam8947
      @myriam8947 5 років тому +7

      @@zbeubbzbeubb9742 nrml ,wech mazelna f yemet l fis hhhhh

    • @charlotterobinson6598
      @charlotterobinson6598 5 років тому +1

      🤣🙄

    • @ayoubzougari2761
      @ayoubzougari2761 5 років тому +7

      Gui ft h TD F hl j hl k ياخو ميسبش عبالو واش كاين إيدي غريفن يعرف واش رآه يدير

    •  5 років тому +14

      @@ayoubzougari2761 nice bomb plans

    • @ayoubzougari2761
      @ayoubzougari2761 5 років тому +9

      Selçuk Üzüm thanks broo hhhhhh

  • @daleenalberts5829
    @daleenalberts5829 2 роки тому +15

    I watch this video so often. Whenever I feel a bit steamless I watch this and have a tummy aching laugh. 😂😂😂

  • @melissaowens5103
    @melissaowens5103 3 роки тому +24

    Damn, I've laughed all the way thru this😂😂

  • @bucharest50044
    @bucharest50044 5 років тому +665

    Do onto others as you would have them do onto you. A lot of people need to pay more attention to that line.

    • @MrPizza063
      @MrPizza063 5 років тому +43

      in other words don't fuck with me and i won't fuck with you .. so true ha lol

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 5 років тому +12

      Golden rule of life mate.

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 5 років тому +8

      Its called the Golden Rule, most people know this.

    • @merlinious01
      @merlinious01 4 роки тому +3

      The "golden rule" is a good place to start, but has limitations.
      For example: i want to have sex with X. I would like X to have sex with me. Therefore it follows the golden rule to have sex with X regardless of their opinion as I am treating them as I would want to be treated.
      There is a school of moral philosophy, might be Kant, where you have to find the most basic form of an action. If you cannot wish that that action be a universal rule, then it is unethical.
      To use the above example, they would have to refine "have sex with X regardless" to "have sex with anyone regardless".
      If you made this a universal rule, then everyone would be able to ethically rape anyone. If you do not want that, then your action cannot be ethically justified.
      This only kicks the problem further down the road though.
      Sad thing is that moral philosophy and ethics don't have an answer to "what is right, and what is wrong?"

    • @mmacias327
      @mmacias327 4 роки тому +4

      One that is forgotten alot.

  • @C.J.80
    @C.J.80 5 років тому +161

    Finally, Eddie cracked the mystery of Religion!!!
    Much love and wishes from Bangalore, India 🇮🇳

    • @d1want34
      @d1want34 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yagradio8655
      @yagradio8655 2 роки тому

      Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

    • @semdavidanger
      @semdavidanger 2 роки тому +1

      Oh,. My,.

  • @BasseyOh
    @BasseyOh Рік тому +11

    "Now Jesus, go on in there and take your bath...and don't be walkin' on no water." My word, this made my day🤣

  • @fornlike
    @fornlike 10 місяців тому +6

    It's incredible! Eddie is truly a phenomenon. This performance is not only irresistibly funny but also terribly relevant and full of accuracy. In fact what he just did is genius.

    • @yasheda6982
      @yasheda6982 7 місяців тому

      Terribly relevant

    • @fornlike
      @fornlike 7 місяців тому

      @@yasheda6982 As you say! And thank you.

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 5 років тому +185

    It aint rocket science or anything to be deciphered. No matter what race, religion or gender, we all can agree that if you don't mess with me, then I wont mess with you. And if you do provoke someone or something, you should know that there will be retaliation. Can't do wrong and not expect some kind of consequence. If not soon, later.

  • @kusuma.kusuma
    @kusuma.kusuma 3 роки тому +421

    I'm a muslim..and I not only found this insanely funny but surpisingly profound. Eddie is way underrated man.

    • @user-Rayyan123
      @user-Rayyan123 3 роки тому +23

      yes, im a muslim and i find this funny aswell, i don't know why people take comedians so srsly?

    • @northkorean7435
      @northkorean7435 Рік тому +48

      @@user-Rayyan123 I'm a Muslim and I find the jokes about Jesus way too disrespectful. American people or lot of them are very vulgar and disrespectful.

    • @sergioabdurrahmane7342
      @sergioabdurrahmane7342 Рік тому +7

      @@northkorean7435 YES, SURE

    • @janedoe-yf4dm
      @janedoe-yf4dm Рік тому +7

      Same. This is blasphemous, god didn’t write the Quran? All wars because of religion? Ignorance..

    • @phoenixTG0
      @phoenixTG0 Рік тому

      @@northkorean7435 americans don't even respect their mother and father leaving them in nursing home ... Its in their blood....what do you expect from them....

  • @itafe
    @itafe 2 роки тому +8

    That Cain and Abel joke actually makes sense and it doesn’t add up 😂

    • @notme5205
      @notme5205 2 місяці тому

      When you actually read the Bible Adam and Eve had more kids than just Cain and Abel. It’s hard to believe if you haven’t read but it mentions it in Genesis.

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames 2 місяці тому

      @@notme5205so they married their sisters?

    • @notme5205
      @notme5205 2 місяці тому

      @@itookallthenames Pretty much had to. But yeah

    • @natsusatsujinki8342
      @natsusatsujinki8342 2 дні тому

      Ask yourself who was Cain so afraid of that he needed a mark? Basic reading comprehension tells me there were cultures outside of eden.

  • @langsonjrphiri1886
    @langsonjrphiri1886 11 місяців тому +4

    To WHO?!?@ 😂😂😂😂😂 always gets me! Super underrated 🎉

  • @elijahmcelroy
    @elijahmcelroy 4 роки тому +93

    That shower and hole in the hand line was crazy 😂😂😂

  • @Haterheartbreaker2x
    @Haterheartbreaker2x 5 років тому +333

    This is why he is the Greatest stand up comedian of all time!

    • @tuljan4419
      @tuljan4419 4 роки тому +3

      Katt Williams

    • @sambeezy007
      @sambeezy007 3 роки тому +1

      George Carlin. If yall like Eddie, George will drive the point closer to home. And then some (relating to religion and government)

    • @elvergontemeto714
      @elvergontemeto714 Рік тому +1

      Katt williams is much better and natural than him

    • @Nathanhodgeon13
      @Nathanhodgeon13 Рік тому

      Cause he states a few obviouses lol

    • @user-yt9gy4wp7b
      @user-yt9gy4wp7b 6 місяців тому

      Dave chapele there is no contest

  • @mkhurays9738
    @mkhurays9738 Рік тому +3

    The bath joke killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bigislander72
    @bigislander72 2 роки тому +3

    3:10 I like how no one got the Jesus whistle joke till he explained it and then they all were rolling!

  • @danielwebster5609
    @danielwebster5609 4 роки тому +310

    I love Eddie Griffin. He's a genius on another level.

    • @explorelondon3695
      @explorelondon3695 2 роки тому +7

      That's why they took down his Netflix Specials, he's considered dangerous by the dark stste for the New World Reset..

    • @yagradio8655
      @yagradio8655 2 роки тому

      Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

  • @utkarshasthana3853
    @utkarshasthana3853 5 років тому +213

    Last 40 seconds are gold!

    • @Keezy59
      @Keezy59 4 роки тому +8

      Everything he said was GOLD....

  • @billybatts8963
    @billybatts8963 Рік тому +9

    Eddie definitely the best stand up comedy

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 5 місяців тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 роки тому +7

    “He just blessed me with this 🏠!” 5:49 😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @RicoTorreze
    @RicoTorreze 5 років тому +91

    Eddie Griffin is cold! One of the best stand-up comedians ever!!

  • @mohamedabuzaid6538
    @mohamedabuzaid6538 4 роки тому +38

    Did you get the massage??
    That's most beautiful saying you will ever hear

  • @ColaBling
    @ColaBling Рік тому +4

    When your talent is too sensible and filled with enough wisdom to get humanity together, they'll never give you that top ranking. But the people will forever give Eddie his TOP RANKING!!!

  • @reinadasilva4029
    @reinadasilva4029 3 роки тому +6

    "To who?!?!?!" Lost it there

  • @sailingbikingandmore2765
    @sailingbikingandmore2765 5 років тому +79

    “ His name is 50 cents.” Lol

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 4 роки тому +127

    6:11 “Who gives a ! who the messenger is, Did you get the message?”

    • @1foyn1
      @1foyn1 4 роки тому +2

      The best

    • @schrodingerskatze6192
      @schrodingerskatze6192 4 роки тому

      You must be a ! Christian

    • @jamesantoine4318
      @jamesantoine4318 4 роки тому

      @@schrodingerskatze6192 yeah I don't think it's funny to make fun of the Lord so

    • @hjt9536
      @hjt9536 3 роки тому +3

      @@jamesantoine4318 Did the lord say that? Dont think so. Don't be so uptight about it

  • @Willesden_Rab1_TV
    @Willesden_Rab1_TV Рік тому +2

    EDDIE GRIFFIN DEFINITELY IN MY TOP 3 GREATEST OF ALL TIME

  • @DaSageBlaze
    @DaSageBlaze 3 роки тому +2

    The facial expressions be killing me 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭

  • @nicoestelle9397
    @nicoestelle9397 5 років тому +414

    Brother is real. Did you get the message? 👍

  • @LamonXX
    @LamonXX 3 роки тому +54

    I need a friend like this so we can understand each other

  • @DonaldSeago-ow2bu
    @DonaldSeago-ow2bu 11 місяців тому +2

    The “TRUE” KING of comedy

  • @christopherbaez882
    @christopherbaez882 2 роки тому +3

    I got goosebumps when he said did you get the message.

  • @TheCowboysfan2010
    @TheCowboysfan2010 4 роки тому +47

    THEE most Underrated comic still alive 💪🏾💯

  • @beoverwait
    @beoverwait 3 роки тому +44

    He said "You shouldn't made it so GOOOOOOOOOOD!" 😂😂😂

    • @yagradio8655
      @yagradio8655 2 роки тому

      Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

  • @user-dd8vo7or2d
    @user-dd8vo7or2d 2 роки тому +1

    "Shiih I know the N"
    That was the funniest most accurate line ever

  • @jekclassicalflamenco4985
    @jekclassicalflamenco4985 2 місяці тому

    "did you get message?" - gave me chills and almost made me cry...

  • @lupehill8525
    @lupehill8525 4 роки тому +68

    He teaches you something new each and every time. Love “Eddie Griffin”❤️❤️❤️

  • @haimchandpuran7789
    @haimchandpuran7789 5 років тому +129

    This guy so funny had to watch this twice😂😂😂

  • @alomechanthasinh4079
    @alomechanthasinh4079 Рік тому +5

    This 1 never gets old

  • @Sweetzondeck
    @Sweetzondeck 6 місяців тому

    this is what made me like Eddie Griffins stand up i've remembered this bit for years lol

  • @longshifuabbadumaine7849
    @longshifuabbadumaine7849 3 роки тому +44

    Wow, I have enjoyed knowing this young man since he was in Lincoln middle school. I was teaching there and he was a student. Eddie has always been funny insightful, upbeat
    and good looking.
    one of the three first times I did some material at Stanford's comedy club, he was there, bright eyed and encouraging.
    more power to you Mr Griffin

    • @yagradio8655
      @yagradio8655 2 роки тому +2

      Would love your thoughts on allegory and parables on my channel

    • @yuribaka641
      @yuribaka641 6 місяців тому

      Am seeing there is a period of success which has been knocking on your door for a very long period of time but you don't know how to open for it in your life. And there are dreams you have been getting at night which you forget when you wake up, some times you hear someone calling you but the voice disappears, and when your in a room alone you always have the feeling that your not alone. And some times you wake up from your sleep in the morning when your feeling tired from no where. And financially, you always gets money but it always passes through your hands without doing what's its supposed to do. And people has been turning onto your back even at the last moments. My spirits are showing me alot about you. There people blocking your luck and wants to destroy your life by sending you evil spirits♨️

  • @d_3767
    @d_3767 5 років тому +493

    If laughing at this means I'm going to hell... Then burn baby burn! 😂😂😂 Eddie is one of a kind....

    • @waynepatton9422
      @waynepatton9422 5 років тому +3

      Dannice Grannell think hells basket has room for the both of us?😂

    • @eddieeclark314
      @eddieeclark314 5 років тому

      thanks bro i am but not sure how i know you

    • @muP8085
      @muP8085 5 років тому +13

      God gave us a sense of humour...he will burn those who didnt laugh...😂😂

    • @queenateeba4803
      @queenateeba4803 5 років тому +2

      Lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @rampride55
      @rampride55 5 років тому +7

      no hell is real, you need to repent and turn To Jesus
      @@queenateeba4803

  • @sailingbikingandmore2765
    @sailingbikingandmore2765 2 роки тому +1

    “ Where these mystery bitches come from?” Lmao

  • @frostyfeather039
    @frostyfeather039 3 роки тому +2

    5:06 got me crying omg😂😭😭😭

  • @Thirdleg4sale
    @Thirdleg4sale 5 років тому +1235

    Jesus......the only white guy in the middle east 2000 years ago.

    • @TheHotjdog
      @TheHotjdog 5 років тому +47

      Cesare Borgia was a travellin man

    • @danielangel8079
      @danielangel8079 5 років тому +18

      well white is right.
      and it's true because it rhymes

    • @Thirdleg4sale
      @Thirdleg4sale 5 років тому +41

      @Hawaa Sarwary no shit sherlock!

    • @nilfredoseverino5673
      @nilfredoseverino5673 5 років тому +36

      Your hecka dumb. Jesus isn't white. He's brown skin like the rest of us. Go read history book bruh

    • @Thirdleg4sale
      @Thirdleg4sale 5 років тому +49

      @@nilfredoseverino5673 lmao Go look up the definition of sarcasm smartass!!

  • @diabolikalm
    @diabolikalm 3 роки тому +172

    Love Eddie Griffin, making people laugh with facts 😂👏
    Some the most judgemental people I know are religious, they so religious they focus more on perfecting others then themselves. Agree 100% gods essence is within you 👌

  • @Khumalic
    @Khumalic 2 роки тому +2

    Griffin in my top 5 greatest comedians ever, alongside Dave Chappelle, Bernie Mac, Richard Pryor and Katt Williams

  • @aleksandarirons
    @aleksandarirons Рік тому +1

    You can see he improved the shower joke on the fly, he cracked himself up :D

  • @kaamranmohammad1584
    @kaamranmohammad1584 5 років тому +94

    I'm a practicing Muslim from India and I can tell you that Eddie's pretty much correct in many things. Muslims from the Indian subcontinent are pretty much a mishmash of hypocrites. There are some really genuine good people - my apologies to them, they try to follow the original teachings without overstepping. And then we got grumpy faced ones who are not the best posterboys for Islam. They petty much make poor PR.
    I've got a responsibility- to sort out the truth from the socio-cultural chaff. Thank God for the well preserved Quran. Jesus is my messenger so is Muhammad - may God's grace and mercy and peace be upon them both and all before them.
    God bless you Eddie.

    • @ruthaakamonica5602
      @ruthaakamonica5602 4 роки тому +2

      Kaamran Mohammad
      W O W it took some balls! TY

    • @douglasmccrary2345
      @douglasmccrary2345 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah he's right live and let live

    • @kaamranmohammad1584
      @kaamranmohammad1584 4 роки тому +3

      Edit- it's been a year and nice to know that things travel far and wide.
      I saw this video again and thought that I need to make my stance clear on the early part of the video where some fun is made about the Christian faith and a little bit about the Islamic Faith. It is not acceptable to me that anyone makes fun of Jesus...so all the statements that are sacrilege and blasphemous to the personality of Christ, I consider it sacrilege and blasphemy too.
      The irony that comedians find in religious matters mostly if not always is because the followers lost sight of the original teachings and morals...if students and scholars of religion critically examined their practices, people like Eddie would have had less work to do!
      So I say I agree with the pointing out Eddie does and not with the ridicule.
      Love to all.

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 4 роки тому

      no disrespect, but how are you calling a child molestor your messenger? islam is not a religion. its a political counter to whatever the west puts out. lets just call it what it is.
      you dont need religion, thats embedded in your dna, like eddie says in this video. you dont fuckin need religion. only dumb mislead people need that.
      god put us all here to fight these fuckin elites. no matter your color, nationalism, culture or w.e THAT is why we re put here. religion , politics, culture and all of that distracts you from being close to god.
      muhammed fucked a 9 year old dude. lmao thats not a messenger from god. in fact, he abused god's name to get what his heart lusted for. sad, you need to do some awakening bro. wish you the best.

    • @kaamranmohammad1584
      @kaamranmohammad1584 4 роки тому

      @@deathrager2404
      What do you suggest I do?

  • @alejandrolegra4543
    @alejandrolegra4543 5 років тому +19

    " to who?! " lmao gets me every time xD

  • @Prince-me4ts
    @Prince-me4ts 3 роки тому

    Yo, this brother is mad funny and well thought out. Simply awesome!!!

  • @utohmaliit95
    @utohmaliit95 2 роки тому +1

    most CORRECT PREACH I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE

  • @ryanbarret5877
    @ryanbarret5877 5 років тому +50

    Noo he wouldn't want me to do that,, he just blessed me with this new house

  • @ijouba
    @ijouba 5 років тому +325

    he is spitting facts

    • @jamessherfieldiii1502
      @jamessherfieldiii1502 5 років тому +4

      True

    • @denno3124
      @denno3124 5 років тому +8

      Not true. Christians do not see Jesus as merely a messenger. Islam and Christianity do not have the same message. Wars are often over geopolitical non religious reasons. And God being written in our essence makes no sense seeing as how not one of us on here will have the same convictions of good and evil or innate human conscience. Eddie is a great comedian but his Christian doctrine was way off.

    • @philc5499
      @philc5499 5 років тому +12

      @@denno3124 Brother, Griffin will preach against Christianity because he is of this world. Christ is not.

    • @philc5499
      @philc5499 5 років тому +1

      @kwido 5:37 Just because Griffin wouldn't die for Christ doesn't mean there weren't countless others that did.
      There are much more effective ways of fighting wars then kamikaze, and more honorable tactics than intentionally targeting civilians. Even though a Christian doesn't typically strap on a TNT vest, he would still jump on a grenade for his brothers.

    • @mangogoblin3212
      @mangogoblin3212 5 років тому +6

      @@denno3124 false if you really pay attention to the history of man war was always created off differences on beliefs and practices not technically land, land was just a plus.

  • @andreawhiting6917
    @andreawhiting6917 2 роки тому +1

    i love this man, he tell it like it is and enjoy him. When i get down he always pick me up

  • @patrickbartels556
    @patrickbartels556 2 місяці тому

    I would be so happy if stand up comedy uploads just came with the title of the program in the description

  • @bigdaddyed4833
    @bigdaddyed4833 5 років тому +324

    And he knows
    His bible.
    We all need ta laugh more
    Stop taking EVERYTHING SO SERIOUSLY.

    • @ahmosethemelanite9325
      @ahmosethemelanite9325 5 років тому +3

      @Big daddy-Where did Cain get his wife from In all honesty?

    • @TheOne-yq6qk
      @TheOne-yq6qk 5 років тому +9

      @@ahmosethemelanite9325 My 9 yrs old daughter asked me this question and I was stumped.

    • @ahmosethemelanite9325
      @ahmosethemelanite9325 4 роки тому +5

      @samuel oduro -NO..I need a clear answer from the Bible..the Bible is bullshit my friend..Even the story of Noah and all the animals in boat for 150 days-Lions,elephants etc..what did they eat?Listen bro..the Bible was copied from Afrika-ua-cam.com/video/QU7B3zS4C4c/v-deo.html

    • @dexter-jy3yk
      @dexter-jy3yk 4 роки тому

      @@ahmosethemelanite9325 I read some of the bible and Adam and eve had 56 children and they lived to be 930 years.

    • @ahmosethemelanite9325
      @ahmosethemelanite9325 4 роки тому +1

      @@dexter-jy3yk -Give a verse in Genesis that says that ADHAM had 56 children..am waiting..