@@ChrisJamesTV thanks Chris, glad I won top comment I’d like to thank the academy and the several local moms I put in the manor before I pinned it on you 🫡
Turned off Seinfeld to watch Seinfeld era cougars hitting on their sons while Chris does his best post-Seinfeld observation based humor routine. My life is complete. Well, it eill be once I get back to netflix.
10:41 They add a Hansen cam that show him driving around doing errands/normal stuff, then when the women start talking to the 20 year old Chris Hansen gets an alert on his phone & rushes out to an unmarked white van, jumps in the back & there's an FBI style control room in the van & he monitors the conversation & maybe takes some notes...
Between Chris and TheQuickSlice, I'm so glad there's an exact niche for "late 20's/early 30's male who is cynically interested in trash reality shows meant for women"
4:54 As an person with an alternative fashion style I can appreciate most of Gabriel’s outfits, But I absolutely agree with you here. that stripped mesh shirt with the khaki acid wash/bleached skinnies is probably the most awful outfit I’ve seen so far. I really want to know what he was thinking here lmaooo
I'm thinking he didn't bring enough clothes, went through too many outfit changes early on, and had to throw together a weird/mismatched outfit while waiting for his clothes to go thru the wash or something?
@@solarvoid777 good possibility!! Because he did wear his stripped mesh shirt a lot this episode. I was also thinking maybe he didn’t think he’d make it as far as he has so he didn’t pack a whole lot of stuff?? Idk
a lot of his outfits give me "is this an outfit or is he just skinny" vibes , cuz a bunch of them are really cute, i'M like slay, give this to me, but some of them like babes what are you doing?
They probably wanted to leave and the elimination was planned and produced so they can leave without the show looking bad. If theres no other elimination challenges, then that proves it.
great video as always. btw the part where you said you were going to cover 5 episodes in one video is in “pimp my ride… for semi trucks?” for once binge watching is helpful
U misunderstood I think one part, when Charlene replies to "what are some of your hobbies" with "oh boy, *fun*" its sarcasm, mainly cause she wants to bone, not that her hobby is having fun. She is annoyed the conversation isn't sexual and is more about getting to know her as a person. LOL Basically she's implying the question sucked. However I still enjoyed the commentary. keep up the good work uwu
Out of the 10+ years I have been watching trashy reality shows, this one takes the cake by far. I also love how Chris's shirt describes the entire show with one word lol.
The show is 50% people repeating things back to each other for no reason and 50% people laughing for no reason. Also, does she really not realize that getting called “the queen of blue balls” was an insult?
God knows what context or content the producers wanted out of that interaction lol. It COULD be taken as a sign that the values of two people of different generations are not the same, but the reality is probably way stupider.
Okay I’m too invested, I don’t care how long it takes you to finish the series as long as it does get finished haha. There is no way I’m watching this without your commentary but GOD I need to know ☠️
Okay I’m just gonna say it. Billy seems 💁♂️ we’re all thinking it lol. He is not here for no damn woman let alone an older woman. He wants their ex husbands lol
No joke chris i just found out today that mom that you said who the heck is that she's an actress from nightmare on elm st parts 4 and 5 and its funny because she's an actual actress and you would think tlc would use her in that light but maybe they aren't paying her enough so they never show her lol 😅
Love the absolute not giving a fuck with the continuity error of showing her dancing with everyone before being revealed as the new challenger MILF entering the Manor.
I suspect that would get violent. I think most dads would have no chill with their ‘babygirl’ actively getting slutty with older men in front of them no less.
Dang not the Soyoung comment about needing Jose to build up a real friendship with Jimmy more first and then having a shot lmao 🤣 prolly one of the best lines anyone reacting to this show has put out there 😰🫣😂
Also the laughing gas switch that was flipped sexually for a few of the moms was prolly just cash 💰 lol the AI robot 🤖 in the cell phone that’s running the show prolly just offered them like $5k to act more interested sexually or some wild amount lol 😂
These conversations they are having seem so wrong. I know they are not, but the guys come across as minors and the women as predators. It feels very, very wrong. Edit; just noticed your shirt. Very acurate for this show.
Sadly, I can't wait. Chris's next installment of Milf Manor could not come soon enough! Who are these new people!? And more importantly: How are they going to integrate into the already classic crew at the manor? I foresee some ruffled feathers, and perhaps some new romances to stir the pot of love too.
At least someone is doing something about this 🎺-y local mom situation. The advertisements on websites weren't working so tv producers are chipping in with the charity work ♡♡ great cause
First off I'd like to say great to have you back Chris speaking for all of us we have missed you buddy and 2nd at 6 minutes and 49 seconds what is up with that lady's face she looks so evil but she just wants to tear everybody's head off
Gabriel and his “fashion” looks like if James Franco and Penn Badgley had a child that ended up being raised by Criss Angel and Noel Fielding. Don’t know if that makes sense, but the strain I had recently told me this exact description.
Sending the mother and son home for losing each challenge does mean that the last "couple" will surely be mother and son.... Are they aware this is a dating show???
they just did that for those two specifically cuz they weren't getting juicy drama to tape from them. they probably even told them the speed dating was their last chance and thats why the mom suddenly stepped it up.
This show could very well be the event to signal the biblical end of days. I would not be surprised if the bottomless pit opens up for the season finale. Take me away Lord, this isn’t fun anymore.
When I saw your first video I just assumed this was an old show that I somehow missed. Today I learned that this is happening now. In real time. In the modern day. So … thank you 😂😂😂😂
DUDE. Way to leave a guy hangin'. You have NOT finished your MILF MANOR series which FORCED me to have to watch entire episodes on my own without a net!!!!!!!!
It actually feels like they're intentionally infantilizing Joey in this show, like they're trying to make him sound even younger than he really is sometimes. I swear some of his lines make him sound like a character from Andy Griffith with how "innocent" he acts lol
Poor Charlene. I wish I was on the show to give her a bit of attention. I think she's a lot cuter than some of the other people who are talking to multiple people
Thank you for these videos! I feel like I’m watching it without having to actually watch it. Plus, the commentary makes it way funnier. I just discovered your channel and it’s great.
Chris, I need to know what happens next, you are my only means of this as if I'm caught watching it ill never live it down, whereas if I watch YOU watching it, it's a loophole.
I hope they do a season 2. My fiancee and I loved watching an laughing at this trainwreck and enjoying some of the oddly wholesome moments that come up here and there.
I'm only slightly disappointed that you haven't covered the bigfoot clan that uses chupacabra as attack dogs yet. It seems like a good pallet cleanser between your sessions with the milfs at said manor.
great video Chris, don’t know if it was necessary to rent out a house and trap a bunch of local moms in it though please let them out
give it up for max’s dumpster dive
I'm one of the moms. Please let me out.
@@ChrisJamesTV thanks Chris, glad I won top comment I’d like to thank the academy and the several local moms I put in the manor before I pinned it on you 🫡
@@maxdumpsterdive haha that last part cracked me up irl
Yea they can be horny at the local college instead
You sitting on the couch saying “hell yeah queen shake your ass” was the peak of my week, and the week is starting
Peak of the month so far 😂
😂😂😂
@@gabriellefyou’re hot btw, thanks.
Please don’t ever stop updating us 🙏 I don’t want to watch MILF manor, I rather hear about it like this
Same. No desire to watch the show. All the desire to watch Chris talk shit about the show.
@@spa-peggymeatballs4861 me with every trash tv show. I’ll never watch it alone, but commentary channels make it bareable
THIS!!!
Me too!
I need another episode covered!!!
I feel like one should wear protection when directly watching this show. Thank you for taking one for the team, Chris
I would .....but they don't gots my size 🤷♂
@@jmo82592 lmao
a hazmat suit
@@jmo82592wtf
@@jmo82592it's at a 90 degree angle. It hurts so much
Thank you for keeping us updated on this dumpster fire. You’re a brave one for watching it
I hope the finale of this show is Gabriel and Johnny Depp knife fighting over who gets to wear the most accessories.
what why
@@ChrisJamesTVIt's critical we see this for the finale
Lolll
Its been 7 months and we are still waiting to find out what Gabriel will be wearing next episode...
Turned off Seinfeld to watch Seinfeld era cougars hitting on their sons while Chris does his best post-Seinfeld observation based humor routine. My life is complete. Well, it eill be once I get back to netflix.
"My god, it's Seinfeld all the way down!"
If the characters on Seinfeld haven't been such horrible people, it might have been funny.
10:41 They add a Hansen cam that show him driving around doing errands/normal stuff, then when the women start talking to the 20 year old Chris Hansen gets an alert on his phone & rushes out to an unmarked white van, jumps in the back & there's an FBI style control room in the van & he monitors the conversation & maybe takes some notes...
I’m glad you’re still doing these because the content is gold. I haven’t seen a single episode so I rely on this for the updates on this shitshow
SAME 😭😭
16:25 Ricky's face when they read that text message is everything. Really encompasses his feelings towards the experience
Imagine this show back in 2003 on spike tv. We’d be all over this show.
PLEASE do all of them! I can't subject myself to the show head on, it's like an eclipse. I need you to be my safety glasses.
Cody ko is doing them if he doesn't, lol
Between Chris and TheQuickSlice, I'm so glad there's an exact niche for "late 20's/early 30's male who is cynically interested in trash reality shows meant for women"
Pretty sexist
31, male, yeah this checks out.
damn I just got hip to thequickslice
36, Same here with my wife. This show is worse than F Boy Island
I watch for the eye candy
She doesn't actually think being known as "the queen of blue balls" in high school was a good thing, does she? 🤔🤣😂
Exactly what I was thinking 😂
Imagine announcing that proudly tho 😆💯
@@tonja8x Imagine not being a slut. IMAGINE
@@topdogrlg What? 😆
She said it because when he implied he didn't want meaningless sex, she tried to pivot into that but was way too aggressive.
4:54 As an person with an alternative fashion style I can appreciate most of Gabriel’s outfits, But I absolutely agree with you here. that stripped mesh shirt with the khaki acid wash/bleached skinnies is probably the most awful outfit I’ve seen so far. I really want to know what he was thinking here lmaooo
20:11 with his spiked anklet. A true hot topic heathen
@@fomosexual407 I saw that too lmaooo I couldn’t believe he didn’t have it on his wrist
I'm thinking he didn't bring enough clothes, went through too many outfit changes early on, and had to throw together a weird/mismatched outfit while waiting for his clothes to go thru the wash or something?
@@solarvoid777 good possibility!! Because he did wear his stripped mesh shirt a lot this episode.
I was also thinking maybe he didn’t think he’d make it as far as he has so he didn’t pack a whole lot of stuff?? Idk
a lot of his outfits give me "is this an outfit or is he just skinny" vibes , cuz a bunch of them are really cute, i'M like slay, give this to me, but some of them like babes what are you doing?
They probably wanted to leave and the elimination was planned and produced so they can leave without the show looking bad. If theres no other elimination challenges, then that proves it.
“But after that unresolved drama, it’s time for us to hear a word from our host… AT&T” that line was the most pure form of comedy for me 😂😂😂😂
We never found out where the tabasco bottle went 😞😞😞
When they bring up the lowest Ricky flashed a smile, he answered everything the opposite of his mom in an attempt to escape the island
great video as always. btw the part where you said you were going to cover 5 episodes in one video is in “pimp my ride… for semi trucks?” for once binge watching is helpful
Every Chris James upload always makes me happy!
im never happy
@@mattalan6618 do you need someone to talk to?
U misunderstood I think one part, when Charlene replies to "what are some of your hobbies" with "oh boy, *fun*" its sarcasm, mainly cause she wants to bone, not that her hobby is having fun. She is annoyed the conversation isn't sexual and is more about getting to know her as a person. LOL Basically she's implying the question sucked. However I still enjoyed the commentary. keep up the good work uwu
I would never watch this on my own. However I’m loving watching it with u!! I can’t wait for every episode!!! 🥰
I wish I didn't cave and watch the actual show weekly lmao, watching it with you just makes it so much better
4:44 the cut to the hand killed me 😂😂
Out of the 10+ years I have been watching trashy reality shows, this one takes the cake by far. I also love how Chris's shirt describes the entire show with one word lol.
Fun fact Lisa the mystery lady played Alice in Nightmare on Elm Street 4 and 5. Thanks RLM for that info. Can’t look at those movies the same again.
The show is 50% people repeating things back to each other for no reason and 50% people laughing for no reason.
Also, does she really not realize that getting called “the queen of blue balls” was an insult?
God knows what context or content the producers wanted out of that interaction lol. It COULD be taken as a sign that the values of two people of different generations are not the same, but the reality is probably way stupider.
The skeleton suit on Gabriel playing the drums 💀💀💀😂😂 I almost fell out of my chair laughing
Thank christ youre back, i had literally nothing better to do than stalk your channel like a fucking vulture for this video today.
Okay I’m too invested, I don’t care how long it takes you to finish the series as long as it does get finished haha. There is no way I’m watching this without your commentary but GOD I need to know ☠️
i was just thinking about how bored i was and had nothing to do when the notif for this vid popped up. thank u for curing my boredom chris!
Your sense of humour is wild lmao I love the little bits you do
Every time Joey’s on screen I think of Cody Ko’s “Dad’s here? You’re joking!” impression
Okay I’m just gonna say it. Billy seems 💁♂️ we’re all thinking it lol. He is not here for no damn woman let alone an older woman. He wants their ex husbands lol
Lmfao
So does Gabriel. BIG time
Glad I'm not the only one to notice this because there ain't NO WAY Billy is straight.
How those two weren't banging the first night is a miracle.
No joke chris i just found out today that mom that you said who the heck is that she's an actress from nightmare on elm st parts 4 and 5 and its funny because she's an actual actress and you would think tlc would use her in that light but maybe they aren't paying her enough so they never show her lol 😅
Love the absolute not giving a fuck with the continuity error of showing her dancing with everyone before being revealed as the new challenger MILF entering the Manor.
"chronic wrist pain" had me in tears
thanks for taking one for the team and watching this show for us we really appreciate it
now can they make a Dilf Manor already just to see the uprising/double standards type of debate it would start 🤣
I suspect that would get violent. I think most dads would have no chill with their ‘babygirl’ actively getting slutty with older men in front of them no less.
I've just been informed it does exist, but with older men and younger men who aren't related and they are all gay.
@@nicklomas181so basically Grinder just on TV.
Needs a catchier name, I vote for Dilf Ranch
Right! People would lose their collective shit.
You 100% did say you’d cover the rest of the episodes in one video, don’t worry! You’re not going mad. 😂
Agreed! I legit went into this video thinking "oh it's the wrap up time already?" 😅
Dang not the Soyoung comment about needing Jose to build up a real friendship with Jimmy more first and then having a shot lmao 🤣 prolly one of the best lines anyone reacting to this show has put out there 😰🫣😂
Also the laughing gas switch that was flipped sexually for a few of the moms was prolly just cash 💰 lol the AI robot 🤖 in the cell phone that’s running the show prolly just offered them like $5k to act more interested sexually or some wild amount lol 😂
YES recently found out your channel exists and man I’ve been intrigued your reactions and little skits are just chefs freaking kiss! ✨
"Fun" is a euphemism for casual engagement in one specific activity.
These conversations they are having seem so wrong. I know they are not, but the guys come across as minors and the women as predators. It feels very, very wrong.
Edit; just noticed your shirt. Very acurate for this show.
Sadly, I can't wait. Chris's next installment of Milf Manor could not come soon enough! Who are these new people!? And more importantly: How are they going to integrate into the already classic crew at the manor? I foresee some ruffled feathers, and perhaps some new romances to stir the pot of love too.
At least someone is doing something about this 🎺-y local mom situation. The advertisements on websites weren't working so tv producers are chipping in with the charity work ♡♡ great cause
Bro, how did you miss Gabriel’s hammock spike anklet? That shit almost had me choke on my water.
A true hot topic heathen
hes like the e-boy final boss
The foot stuff is what pulls this all together.
First off I'd like to say great to have you back Chris speaking for all of us we have missed you buddy and 2nd at 6 minutes and 49 seconds what is up with that lady's face she looks so evil but she just wants to tear everybody's head off
That was nice of that guys mom to label his hoodie as a hoodie. He might have mistaken it with pants.
With the combined IQ of 3 between the guys I'm assuming it's for his safety
I can't access TLC so thank you for munching this down for us and letting us participate in this hellride
I was rolling so hard at the ‘Laughing gas libido booster’ comment 😂😂😂 and the Chris Hansen 😅😅
Sweet, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension!
I can't help but imagine a black-clad figure throwing shuriken at a loaf of bread as slices fall away with incredible precision
Nothing had me laughing harder than when you censored "eating" TLC style. 😅😂 omg I'm dying.
I was SO happy to see an upload, i was dyinggg these last few weeks. I freaking love your videos so so so so much. Please keep posting lots of them!
Thank you for this distraction. Needed it. Hope you're well!
Gabriel and his “fashion” looks like if James Franco and Penn Badgley had a child that ended up being raised by Criss Angel and Noel Fielding. Don’t know if that makes sense, but the strain I had recently told me this exact description.
Sending the mother and son home for losing each challenge does mean that the last "couple" will surely be mother and son....
Are they aware this is a dating show???
they just did that for those two specifically cuz they weren't getting juicy drama to tape from them. they probably even told them the speed dating was their last chance and thats why the mom suddenly stepped it up.
@@Viteaification possibly, but have they sent anyone else home yet? If so then is it a Mom and Son pair or not?
you have put more thought into your post than TLCs production company did for the entire show
@@esmeecampbell7396 nope!
😂OMG!!
'Well, I don't know ma'am'. That was the best. Poor Joey.
she didn't say "Have fun" just "fun" lol
It’s hilarious to me that a show that up until now had no eliminations, is now eliminating without warning lol
It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion..hard to look away lol Chris you must do more.
"She's not super vocal, but when you hop in the zone, it's like yo."
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This show could very well be the event to signal the biblical end of days. I would not be surprised if the bottomless pit opens up for the season finale. Take me away Lord, this isn’t fun anymore.
Your campaign against Gabriel’s outfits is everything for me
When I saw your first video I just assumed this was an old show that I somehow missed. Today I learned that this is happening now. In real time. In the modern day.
So … thank you 😂😂😂😂
Right? This shouldn’t have happened past 2008.
0:07 like 300 and we all know we been waiting for this!!!! Thank you as always for the hard work and hope all is well brother!!
DUDE. Way to leave a guy hangin'. You have NOT finished your MILF MANOR series which FORCED me to have to watch entire episodes on my own without a net!!!!!!!!
Gabriel is like cosplaying punk rock without having a punk bone in his body
I watch this show through you thank you for this entertaining and unsettling content lol
Cant believe you are about to hit 200k been a long time coming.
its actually digestible with you explaining things. I don't think i could get through the cringe on my own.
Thank god you finally uploaded. I can’t bring myself to actually watch the show but I also need to know what happens.
Best part of my day today other than my nap and watching puss in boots was seeing a new Chris James upload. Noice
I had the identical day lol
You’re back ! And yes last time you said you’re going to wrap up the whole show in one more video, and I was like nooo one video per episode
It actually feels like they're intentionally infantilizing Joey in this show, like they're trying to make him sound even younger than he really is sometimes. I swear some of his lines make him sound like a character from Andy Griffith with how "innocent" he acts lol
"What's your signature move?"
What? I laughed at that one, not gonna lie. Never heard anyone saying such a thing about sex.
Poor Charlene. I wish I was on the show to give her a bit of attention. I think she's a lot cuter than some of the other people who are talking to multiple people
I really need a follow up to this. Your commentary had me rolling. 😂
Well to be fair Chris, Sorcerer of Dark Magic IS really hard to summon.
Thank you for these videos! I feel like I’m watching it without having to actually watch it. Plus, the commentary makes it way funnier. I just discovered your channel and it’s great.
Someone get this man Babes for what he's going through for our enjoyment.
I also remember you saying there would be only one more video at the end of the season. So this one jumpscared me lol
Chris, I need to know what happens next, you are my only means of this as if I'm caught watching it ill never live it down, whereas if I watch YOU watching it, it's a loophole.
Calling the mom a fuckboi is S-tier humor
I hope they do a season 2. My fiancee and I loved watching an laughing at this trainwreck and enjoying some of the oddly wholesome moments that come up here and there.
We need the rest of the show! 😂
I swear I remember you saying you'd cover the rest of the season on one video so you're not alone Chris
You made my entire month
8:04 her "oh" cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣 he lost her at that point
am I dreaming or are you back!
I'm only slightly disappointed that you haven't covered the bigfoot clan that uses chupacabra as attack dogs yet. It seems like a good pallet cleanser between your sessions with the milfs at said manor.
I feel like half the dudes on this show are in the closet
I thought the same thing especially Jimmy
I actually had to pause the video because your commentary was making me laugh way too hard. Thank you. I needed this, Chris. No rhyme intended.
I am a simple man. I see Chris James uploads a video, then I watch, like, and share.
Your reactions to them dancing about killed me. "Damn, Craig is going off. What the hell is he doing with SoYoung?" 😂
4:44 had me weak af
The dumpsterfire is burning bright. There is no extinguishing it. All we can do is gather and watch.
Okay, I've lost track of whose son is who. I could swear some of those moms were on a date with their kid.
You said it at the very beginning of your "Pimp my Ride...For Semi Trucks?" Video I was watching that one when this posted.
I gotta say Gabriel is easily my favorite character.