Calisthenics Slander v5

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2022
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  • @formidableplays4750
    @formidableplays4750 Рік тому +1898

    It would be amazing to achieve a physique worthy of suspicion of taking roids.

    • @MugzieMulligan
      @MugzieMulligan Рік тому

      Yeah just take roids and eat your wheaties and you should be well on your way 😂

    • @EezoTheChezo
      @EezoTheChezo Рік тому +66

      Yep, keep grinding

    • @David_S694
      @David_S694 Рік тому +38

      That's the goal

    • @remixmas
      @remixmas Рік тому

      dont worry. you toothpicks would never get big enough pole dancing all day

    • @nadaotk
      @nadaotk Рік тому +85

      Just take roids and you'll get there in no time

  • @jackhewson64
    @jackhewson64 Рік тому +946

    This is what I aspire to be, a galactic defender through calisthenics 🙏

    • @lifer7741
      @lifer7741 Рік тому +23

      You aspire to be a galactic defeneder, so am i.

    • @Narasthenics
      @Narasthenics  Рік тому +34

      We will save humanity

    • @siddharth3895
      @siddharth3895 Рік тому +2

      Defender in what

    • @lifer7741
      @lifer7741 Рік тому +6

      @@siddharth3895 solar systems, so like Ultraman you know

    • @siddharth3895
      @siddharth3895 Рік тому +1

      @@lifer7741 oh galactic defender missed the galactic I thought he meant sports

  • @Protein-Man
    @Protein-Man Рік тому +115

    These are getting better and better

  • @halimech1
    @halimech1 Рік тому +18

    Chris Hernia, I'm dying 😂😂

  • @who3420
    @who3420 Рік тому +345

    I was hitting the gym for over a year, but for the summer I did only calisthenics to strengthen my basic movements. Went from 2 pull ups to 12, 5 dips to 20+ and my push ups skyrocketed to the point where doing them is more cardio than training. I also gained so much size that when I got back to school after the 2 months my friends accused me of taking steroids even tho I´m 16. I am not even that big, just bigger than before and really quickly. I lowkey missed the gym so I got back to it but incorporated the calisthenics in there, I hit the gym but I still do my pull ups, I still do my chin ups, I still do my dips (with weight now coz why not since I got the opportunity to do so) and I still do my push ups, not so often but I do...
    So yeah boys I guess calisthenics is worth it, do not give up only because your gym is closed.

    • @Narasthenics
      @Narasthenics  Рік тому +48

      Weighted calisthenics are amazing and super badass, i love doing weighted pullups/ring dips.

    • @LabRynthisist
      @LabRynthisist Рік тому +14

      being accused of taking steroids, imo, is one of the best compliments out there when it comes to fitness or gaining weight in a strong manner

    • @seenitalready
      @seenitalready Рік тому +6

      @@Narasthenics True - It makes it look like you’re too strong for your own body 😂

    • @pacman7328
      @pacman7328 Рік тому +1

      bro how did you increase your pull up numbers a lot? any structure?

    • @aviphyt
      @aviphyt Рік тому +2

      @@pacman7328 im not op but eccentric reps helped me go from 1 pullup to 10. Do normal reps first, if you can't pull anymore then do eccentrics. I do it for every set

  • @DvDick
    @DvDick Рік тому +335

    I'm one of those people who got blessed by the fitness gods and learned how to do a full planche in like 4 months (can't hold it for more than 5 seconds though)

    • @Narasthenics
      @Narasthenics  Рік тому +45

      chad

    • @Talha10
      @Talha10 Рік тому +12

      Holly chad. May i ask which workout did you apply ?

    • @DvDick
      @DvDick Рік тому +49

      @@Talha10 For the first 2 years I did basic stuff (push-ups, pull-ups, sit-ups and squats) in and out and without really having a plan. It helped me gain some rep range, but didnt do much in terms of muscle mass.
      Then last year I decided to get serious and started to get more consistent, get whey protein (probably the game changer) and follow a more rigorous plan from an app.
      The workout the app suggest is basically 3 supersets, each having two exercises with 4 or 5 sets of 10-15 reps on average (depends on the exercise, for example it can go as low as 4 reps for pistol squats or as high as 24 reps for push-ups on knees). Two supersets target one muscle group (legs, shoulders, back+arms, chest) and are generally random (although one muscle group is generally targeted at least two days in a row), while the third superset always targets core+lower back.
      Exercises are random although the app seems to prefer basic exercises and their variations. Most of the times the amount of reps is enough to make go for exhaustion, but sometimes it's not enough.
      I do this 5 times a week, and I also add some overcoming isometrics at the end as they allegedly build strength. I then do 10 mins of aerobics (jog in place, jumping jacks, jump rope) and finish off with stretching.
      As for the planche I didn't do progression. Everyday, before I would start the actual workout, I would try to do a tuck planche. Once I learned to hold it for a few seconds, I would try to slowly extend my legs back while maintaining balance. I did that until I could extend them all the way back.
      One important detail is that I noticed that the back of my shoulders hurt after trying the planche, so I figured that doing rows with weights would strengthen them and help me achieve it more easily.

    • @Talha10
      @Talha10 Рік тому

      @@DvDick well done man, thanks.

    • @sethr2b966
      @sethr2b966 Рік тому

      @@DvDick thank you king

  • @pasindutehaan9128
    @pasindutehaan9128 Рік тому +19

    The one with chris heria teaching you how to fly💀

  • @dfw296
    @dfw296 Рік тому +90

    0:01 Calisthenics guys after seeing something they can do pull ups on in public

    • @oreckless4550
      @oreckless4550 Рік тому +12

      Literally me

    • @ilias_2722
      @ilias_2722 Рік тому +12

      @@oreckless4550 bro I was about to make the closet fall on me because I wanted to try to make some pullups variation 💀

    • @Talha10
      @Talha10 Рік тому +1

      @@ilias_2722 lmaoo. I was doing pull ups on class door with my fingers

  • @blooptev
    @blooptev Рік тому +52

    calisthenics is so heckin awesome, got introduced to it when i started climbing. every day since ive felt stronger and happier, definitely 2 hobbies im keeping for the rest of my life. time to deploy wingsuit and fly away

    • @yutecforz4416
      @yutecforz4416 Рік тому +10

      Literally hyper mobile in 3 dimensions bruh. Like i don't know why more people aren't into this kinda stuff. It's like return to monke but sophisticated monke

    • @pixtlewint5095
      @pixtlewint5095 Рік тому +2

      @@yutecforz4416 yeah, I bet more people would do calisthenics if only they continued their everyday pushups instead of going to gym

  • @jasonshih3633
    @jasonshih3633 Рік тому +30

    I like how all of them are poking fun at calisthenics but the last one tells you what calisthenics truly is.

  • @HypertrophyShowdown
    @HypertrophyShowdown Рік тому +44

    Just watched all these and they are fantastic 10/10 would recommend. I see you’ve doubled your subscribers through them too! Nice work brother

    • @Narasthenics
      @Narasthenics  Рік тому +3

      Yh I really love making them, thx man.

  • @z_ky99
    @z_ky99 Рік тому +6

    0:49 you can't escape it 😂😂

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 Рік тому +28

    chalestenics might be a bit slower with building muscle but i love the fact that you dont lose anything, you dont become a big ass 220lbs dude that cant do more than 10 pullups, you become a big ass 220lbs dude that can do like 60 pullups

  • @The_unknownproducer__SJN
    @The_unknownproducer__SJN Рік тому +1

    😂I love this video

  • @MonkeyBarsEveryday
    @MonkeyBarsEveryday Рік тому +17

    0:16 is me

  • @redhairkillua
    @redhairkillua Рік тому +2

    Amaziiiiing!!!🔥🔥🔥

  • @DontYield
    @DontYield Рік тому

    Subbed , new favourite channel

  • @kredokk9435
    @kredokk9435 Рік тому

    this series is way too funny

  • @adriantomo5688
    @adriantomo5688 Рік тому +2

    Chris hernia got me

  • @-hitman-9103
    @-hitman-9103 Рік тому +5

    Lmaoo
    Chris Hería teaches you how to fly 😂

  • @1John3.8
    @1John3.8 Рік тому +55

    Calisthenics is nuts. I always knew gymnastics was a thing, but this as a popular fitness style is something I just learned about a couple months ago.
    I think it's so impressive that these guys make it look easy enough to seem completely unimpressive.
    We, the people of earth, thank you calisthenics guys for always keeping our planet on track and safe from Galactic destruction.

    • @sayanswain658
      @sayanswain658 Рік тому +4

      We got you, bro, no asteroid is gonna touch no one. We will make sure of that

    • @1John3.8
      @1John3.8 Рік тому

      @@sayanswain658 😌🙏🏻

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 Рік тому +3

      Calisthenics is the unrivaled brother of "Jim" the aesthetics fitness god.
      Jokes aside, calisthenics defines nothing but the entirety of exercises that, by healthy people, can be executed without added weights. = All exercises that automatically come with a decent amount of resistance from nothing but your body in combination with gravity. By that definition, calisthenics is part of weight training. While weightlifting always refers to a number of exercises executed with additional external resistance, specific exercises can fall under both the weightlifting and calisthenics exercises, e.g. squats.
      Squatting with added weights could therefore be accurately described by the terms "Weight training", "weightlifting", and "weighted calisthenics".
      Now you know more theory than 90% of people who hold more muscle mass than you do.

    • @1John3.8
      @1John3.8 Рік тому

      @@captainobvious8037 well now it seems pretty... Obvious. I appreciate the info. Thanks Captain 👉🏼👉🏼

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 Рік тому +1

      @@1John3.8 You will need this the next time a gym bro screams at you for saying "Squatting is a calisthenics movement" and "Performing exercises with added weights can still be calisthenics". The devil is always in the detail my friend.
      Wait, wtf is your name supposed to mean

  • @slavikgoblin8733
    @slavikgoblin8733 Рік тому +3

    U earned a sub

  • @croissantrophy.channel
    @croissantrophy.channel Рік тому +4

    The best series of the internet

  • @orbitaltempest
    @orbitaltempest Рік тому

    Best video I've ever seen

  • @WildinReality
    @WildinReality 11 місяців тому

    The Chris Heria flying one😂

  • @JustThatGuy95
    @JustThatGuy95 Рік тому +2

    Im a die hard calisthenic fan but bro, I mess with this
    Funny af❤️😂😂

  • @mkdkurt
    @mkdkurt Рік тому

    Nah the Chris Heria one is spot on, ive watched so many of his vids, one of my biggest help

  • @Masayoshi_0
    @Masayoshi_0 Рік тому

    Moment with Chris Heria is the best😂

  • @dimensionalshade8290
    @dimensionalshade8290 Рік тому +2

    The lats one is so true ,my "pull up to any other exercise"rep count is horrible

  • @koan__23
    @koan__23 Рік тому

    Hilarious 🤣

  • @nicko1641
    @nicko1641 Рік тому +4

    Keep these coming bro 🤣

  • @N9TheNoob
    @N9TheNoob Рік тому

    the last one 😂

  • @marioaulia5677
    @marioaulia5677 Рік тому +3

    chris hernia 💀

  • @dreaddenji7757
    @dreaddenji7757 Рік тому +11

    0:19
    This is so true, they gotta be lying i seen some kid do a 3 month calisthenic journey and first couple of days he is holding a stradle planche like what????? and 3 months he looks buff as shit doing full planches lmfao i stopped watching these journeys because most of them fake ash

    • @Narasthenics
      @Narasthenics  Рік тому +1

      Yh it's either genetic freaks or fake, I like realistic transformation and will release my own once I get a full front lever (currently at straddle).

  • @AuzzyDQ
    @AuzzyDQ Рік тому +2

    I’ve been accused of taking roids twice and those have been the best indirect compliments I’ve ever received in my life

  • @LedHabel
    @LedHabel Рік тому

    That lats thing is so real, I thought it was just me lol

  • @hobbbyist
    @hobbbyist Рік тому +2

    That Russian bit is very true but not just Russian. Most of the skilled calisthenics athletes are are Europeans like Dejan stipic, laraso, bar brothers. They not only are skilled but have a insanely good genes to build mass using bodyweight.Majority of us don't respond to bodyweight like them. And lot of black people also have insane genes the way they respond to bodyweight training.
    I have been doing for 4 years and still look quite the same but can do a 50 kg pullup at 64 kg

  • @MrSandManGiveMeADream
    @MrSandManGiveMeADream Рік тому +1

    that calves one hit hard

  • @jbot8108
    @jbot8108 Рік тому +1

    relatable

  • @leblanc4774
    @leblanc4774 Рік тому +1

    “chris hernia”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josuevalar6465
    @josuevalar6465 Рік тому

    Very funny

  • @xskrish
    @xskrish Рік тому

    the ending was unexpected lol

  • @fritomartino
    @fritomartino Рік тому +28

    Dude I love the slowed version, could I get a link? I'm a calisthenics dude myself and I love this content 💪

    • @Narasthenics
      @Narasthenics  Рік тому +1

      Thanks bro, I edit it into slow version so theres's no link for it but it's 0.7 speed.

    • @Narasthenics
      @Narasthenics  Рік тому +4

      @Keliher when I get home sure brother

  • @JasonAizatoZemeckis
    @JasonAizatoZemeckis Рік тому +6

    I'm just asking but,do other calisthenics athletes not train legs,cause I do barbell squats,which are weighted calisthenics,and otherwise I also do numerous amounts of bodyweight squats and calf raises for legs

    • @orchestraoverseer9426
      @orchestraoverseer9426 Рік тому

      The thing is that when you are focused in training to do all those crazy feats like doing a planche, muscle up, front and back lever it's very easy to forget training legs. Also the fact that if you don't do any research is hard to train legs properly with minimum equipment

  • @SkyHigh_Real
    @SkyHigh_Real Рік тому +1

    MORE PLS

  • @Khyze
    @Khyze Рік тому +1

    Not gonna lie, the last one is my goal 🤣 (I do want to look big, getting 5kg seemed like the hardest thing I could do, I'm highly considering sweets and processed crap)

  • @hearthatbird
    @hearthatbird 7 місяців тому +1

    As a person with a hernai I will never stop calling Chris Hernia by his real name.

  • @FRElHEIT
    @FRElHEIT Рік тому +2

    Chris Hernia?! 😂😭

  • @hxjjcddjsghsbs7038
    @hxjjcddjsghsbs7038 Рік тому +1

    0:24 this is me rn i cant fcking walk bro 😭

  • @drvgxn4719
    @drvgxn4719 Рік тому +4

    Calisthenics built muscle up to a point and then it just become more about endurance training.

    • @madlad6872
      @madlad6872 Рік тому +1

      Just move to weighted calisthenics at that point since you can keep adding weights you can keep making gains by progressive overload

  • @AreFedsOutside
    @AreFedsOutside Рік тому

    Being accused of using steroids is similar to being accused of aimbots in games while you're just simply smurfing.

  • @TIGIWTIW
    @TIGIWTIW Рік тому

    I was doing calisthenics at my classroom when our teacher was absent, i was getting stared at like im some kind of alien or smth

  • @luisbarahona3722
    @luisbarahona3722 Рік тому

    This comedy is genius

  • @alm5851
    @alm5851 Рік тому +1

    Chris hernia 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JethaLalChampakLalGada
    @JethaLalChampakLalGada Рік тому

    As I calisthenics dude I found this pretty funny lol
    Specially Chris Hernia

  • @kevindelaguila9393
    @kevindelaguila9393 Рік тому +2

    "My calves" is more relatable that it should

    • @Narasthenics
      @Narasthenics  Рік тому

      I took away my clave stat points to max out my third leg

    • @kevindelaguila9393
      @kevindelaguila9393 Рік тому

      @@Narasthenics That one was actually good 😂 u won a sub

  • @justel5108
    @justel5108 Рік тому

    He'll nahh relate 🤣

  • @mydude9904
    @mydude9904 Рік тому

    Bruh getting accused of taking steroids when you have a ripped bodybuilder body is the same as someone calling you a hacker when you play a game like a god

  • @efrezahakimharahap
    @efrezahakimharahap Рік тому +1

    Chris HERNIA 💀💀💀

  • @gyan.....
    @gyan..... Рік тому

    Nice

  • @bagzbaggyking
    @bagzbaggyking Рік тому

    0:32 🤣🤣🤣😆😂

  • @not_milk
    @not_milk Рік тому +1

    I trained planche for like 2 years in high school and got to the point of holding straddle planche, and it completely wrecked my wrist.
    So I stopped trying that forever. I’d rather just use calisthenics to build physique. Backflips and handstand push-ups are completely adequate for showing off.

  • @zeriel9148
    @zeriel9148 Рік тому

    Pro tip for having calves: just fucking walk everywhere, bro.

  • @carpet163
    @carpet163 Рік тому

    We all know people who do calsenthics are definitely surviving a zombie apocalypse.

  • @CosmicQJ
    @CosmicQJ Рік тому

    A L isn’t a loss
    L= lesson ASE🎯♾

  • @zobrowkowiec4731
    @zobrowkowiec4731 Рік тому

    Calisthenics guys when they see a playground with some bars:

  • @TheFa9L
    @TheFa9L Рік тому

    Plz do bodybuilders vs calinthci

  • @jadoc3767
    @jadoc3767 Рік тому +1

    HAHAHAJAJAHAHAAH CHRIS HERNIA

  • @mr.tomatohead3709
    @mr.tomatohead3709 Рік тому

    >be me
    >have monstrous calves
    >only do calisthenics

  • @hezekiel8215
    @hezekiel8215 Рік тому +2

    0:40💀

  • @landm4032
    @landm4032 Рік тому

    Bro it took me 3 weeks to be accused 😂

  • @Abhitaksochanhi
    @Abhitaksochanhi Рік тому +1

    Yay

  • @thebig460
    @thebig460 Рік тому +2

    Chris hernia 💀

  • @supico4224
    @supico4224 Рік тому

    A friend of my parents that knows a lot about exercise and shit he told me if I was using steroids... This happened to me a week ago and I have never been so happy about something bad

  • @shershahiqbal6792
    @shershahiqbal6792 Рік тому

    is it good if I tried out a planche one day and could hold one for 20+ seconds without training? It seems like a moderately above average feat.

  • @chumbak4239
    @chumbak4239 Рік тому

    Chris HERNIA 💀

  • @soonaray3905
    @soonaray3905 Рік тому

    I injured myself doing a tucked planche 😎

  • @j3htro203
    @j3htro203 Рік тому

    Some of the biggest compliments I've recieved disguised as an "insult" are:
    In chess: "You play like a bot"
    Gym: "It's easy for you with genetics like that"
    IRL: "How cant pull anything if you look like this"
    Still waiting for the magic to happen with the last one, I'm shy

  • @the_one_03
    @the_one_03 Рік тому

    I actually saw on the net someone doing planche push-ups with 3 fingers!!! I can’t believe how a human possess such prowess to achieve this.
    But then I do

  • @repoilify
    @repoilify Рік тому

    The Russian kid one was so fucking true lmfao. Their just built different 🤣

  • @Av_2valid
    @Av_2valid Рік тому

    The last one makes want to scream it’s like they say everyone is on roids smfh

  • @viracuscarrion8648
    @viracuscarrion8648 Рік тому

    It says Chris Hernia 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cyberpunk2069
    @Cyberpunk2069 Рік тому

    My calves.

  • @ProjectAlphaPrimetime
    @ProjectAlphaPrimetime Рік тому

    "Honestly I did it all so one day someone could say I just took steroids"

  • @ahegaomemnon2059
    @ahegaomemnon2059 Рік тому

    Being accused of not being a natty is my dream

  • @victordiaz7353
    @victordiaz7353 Рік тому

    Chris hera clearly is not flying but swimming on air

  • @doublesidedbarrel7258
    @doublesidedbarrel7258 Рік тому

    Can I do calisthenics and at the same time go to the gym and lift weights? Would it be bad for my gains?

  • @ittokabuto6086
    @ittokabuto6086 Рік тому

    Getting accused to taking steroids is the most beautiful compliment so yeah haha

  • @azdom1685
    @azdom1685 Рік тому

    Fax

  • @jasongoingcrazy
    @jasongoingcrazy Рік тому

    0:46 some fifteen year old after a year of lifting

  • @DAGIEBOB
    @DAGIEBOB Рік тому

    Working hard to get accused of taking roids

  • @nicolasfranklin2012
    @nicolasfranklin2012 Рік тому

    I just got 4 secs asissted handstand today 😎

  • @BTCanti-scam
    @BTCanti-scam Рік тому

    😂👍

  • @buffspiderman5848
    @buffspiderman5848 Рік тому +1

    What role do calves have in calistenics?

  • @begg3495
    @begg3495 Рік тому

    When you finally, after years of taking steroids, get accused of talking steroids

  • @haidutinop8546
    @haidutinop8546 Рік тому

    Atlas doesn't hold Earth. Planchers do.

  • @ignaciobarrios8146
    @ignaciobarrios8146 Рік тому

    Song name?plis

  • @ayoubvision7248
    @ayoubvision7248 Рік тому +1

    Calisthenics guys training everything except legs

    • @mikey2751
      @mikey2751 Рік тому

      they're not training their body mass they're learning skills

  • @apretarded7248
    @apretarded7248 Рік тому +1

    You can’t build muscle with calisthenics obviously isn’t true but after a certain point you do reach peak muscle stimulation from it you’ll gain more muscle from weight training.

  • @visheshsux
    @visheshsux Рік тому

    Chris hernia