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  • Chris Gore and Alan Ng review episode 4 of “The Acolyte,” now playing on Disney+.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 289

  • @Adarkane325xi
    @Adarkane325xi 3 місяці тому +51

    You can’t spoil something that’s already rotten, Chris.

  • @sjay4673
    @sjay4673 3 місяці тому +49

    (1:22) The title of this episode should've been called, "Groundhog They"? 😳🤣
    Great content and thoughts on this as always, Chris and Alan! 👍

  • @jayvan4353
    @jayvan4353 3 місяці тому +40

    Alan actually makes the episode sound interesting, unfortunately I watched and it's not.

    • @24framedavinci39
      @24framedavinci39 3 місяці тому +6

      Why are you watching this trash at all?

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade 3 місяці тому +3

      Please stop watching this crap. Please.

    • @satansshadow2163
      @satansshadow2163 3 місяці тому +6

      Enough people are hate watching for acolyte season 2

    • @chrisschultz6129
      @chrisschultz6129 3 місяці тому +2

      I wouldn’t watch a bootleg; much less award Disney a view or my money

    • @doublet147
      @doublet147 3 місяці тому

      I'm glad to say I haven't watched one episode. I even canceled my D+ because I knew I might hate watch it!😂

  • @denshoni
    @denshoni 3 місяці тому +72

    "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...Modern day California.”

    • @jezbv
      @jezbv 3 місяці тому +4

      Now I understand all the 'Wars' in that galaxy - so much division!!! Lol

    • @asuhdude6668
      @asuhdude6668 3 місяці тому +2

      Bingo 🥇

    • @doublet147
      @doublet147 3 місяці тому +2

      I grew up in that galaxy. So glad I left it!

  • @salvatoreschiano900
    @salvatoreschiano900 3 місяці тому +40

    "The point is that these individuals don't care about making customers and fans happy in order to receive money, they no longer care about that commercial 'model'. They want us to slaughter each other and consume ourselves in the media they own."
    -Cit.

  • @geohawk6337
    @geohawk6337 3 місяці тому +40

    I've been alive for 44 years and I've never thought of the Jedi as police.

    • @michaelh.8945
      @michaelh.8945 3 місяці тому +2

      You and I both (46 here).

    • @spacejesus570
      @spacejesus570 3 місяці тому +1

      AJAB

    • @gtc4692
      @gtc4692 3 місяці тому

      53 here and I’ve never thought of the Jedi as plosive either.

  • @mojojojoslyfoxharris
    @mojojojoslyfoxharris 3 місяці тому +23

    I agree with Chris, I think the Smilo Ren Sith like person will be one of the two mothers.
    They'll build it up to where the good-hearted sister (Osha I believe is the good one) has an "I am your Mother" confrontation with Smilo Ren because they won't be able to resist trying to modernize the infamous "I am your father" scene for their own pleasure and retconning of Star Wars lore.
    Oh and like Anakin needing to wear the Vader suit because of his burns on Mustafar, the mother will have burns from the coven fire, which is why she wears the Smilo Ren outfit lol.

    • @game9848
      @game9848 3 місяці тому

      Totally agree...It's was Kathleen's plan to change all of STAR WARS. Might as well put that helmet on her.

  • @craig0weston20
    @craig0weston20 3 місяці тому +15

    Can you believe they scrapped the scene of Chewie fighting Smilo Ren out of this episode and kept that useless scene of Sol killing the fly

  • @wilmgrau6206
    @wilmgrau6206 3 місяці тому +6

    Smiley Kylo is Indara (Carrie-Anne Moss). A suitably dumb solution.

  • @fishjones4618
    @fishjones4618 3 місяці тому +15

    I learned through That Park Place that there’s a line of women’s personal care products called Osha Mae. I’ll let that just hang there. 😅

    • @hopehoping
      @hopehoping 3 місяці тому +2

      Osha Mae Charcoal Soap, from Nova Scotia, I think. I hope they get a boost from the show.

  • @uJemai
    @uJemai 3 місяці тому +29

    Star Wars Theory called the guy "Smilo Ren" I am still laughing!

    • @mrcat3493
      @mrcat3493 3 місяці тому +4

      That helmet design is god-awful. I laugh every time I see it.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 3 місяці тому

      @@mrcat3493 It's a gimp mask!

    • @_nebulousthoughts
      @_nebulousthoughts 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@mrcat3493it's a damn motor bike helmet with bits glued on. You can't unsee it.

  • @wileytheacmesalesman7760
    @wileytheacmesalesman7760 3 місяці тому +17

    I think it’s Karey Ann Moss’ character. Her death was fake in the beginning, she’s the bad guy. Also, I haven’t seen a minute of this show, so there’s that.

    • @13infbatt
      @13infbatt 3 місяці тому +3

      That’s better storytelling than anything Disney has put out in years .

    • @wileytheacmesalesman7760
      @wileytheacmesalesman7760 3 місяці тому +3

      You’re right. It won’t be what I said. I was wrong lol.

    • @johndurham6172
      @johndurham6172 3 місяці тому +1

      It would redeem the Mae character because that's the only person she really killed if you think about it.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@johndurham6172assisted with the second one.
      Indara being the Sith would be odd since it's assumed she was a working Jedi, so when would she have the time?

    • @johndurham6172
      @johndurham6172 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Valen-mh9fh normally I would agree with you but considering the people that are writing the show, anything is possible.

  • @kolakommando
    @kolakommando 3 місяці тому +10

    Everyone on Ep4
    The wookies gonna fight *clap*
    The wookies gonna fight *clap*
    The wookies gonna... Oh he's dead...

  • @rsanchez9865
    @rsanchez9865 3 місяці тому +11

    Occupational safety girl should know better than to touch random unknown creatures 😂

  • @mrcat3493
    @mrcat3493 3 місяці тому +6

    My favorite theory is that The Master is two Bazils in a trench coat.

  • @JCL1970
    @JCL1970 3 місяці тому +7

    I'm waiting for the scene when the Jedi has someone in custody and they keep yelling I can't breathe.

  • @rachellandry3116
    @rachellandry3116 3 місяці тому +23

    the perfectly good pronoun for a hamster whose skirt you havent perked under is IT
    when Dad asks you where the mouse ran to, you generally dont say she ran under the fridge.
    we say IT ran under the fridge.

    • @B-eg2oc
      @B-eg2oc 3 місяці тому +1

      I say he usually, not it lol

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 3 місяці тому

      @@B-eg2oc The masculine is also gender-neutral in English traditionally. It was the go-to for video games that wanted to hide the gender of a characters/a neutral gendered character before 10 years ago. Examples: Samus Aran in Metroid and Popoi from Secret of Mana.

  • @davidsummer8631
    @davidsummer8631 3 місяці тому +3

    Alan is correct that in modern Str Wars when it comes to reveals always go for the idea with the least Imagination

  • @alharron2145
    @alharron2145 3 місяці тому +3

    In fairness, yellow lightsabers were a thing in the EU, usually associated with Temple Guardians & Sentinels. Kyle Katarn & even Luke Skywalker used them.

  • @scottyhehehe5367
    @scottyhehehe5367 3 місяці тому +4

    I've been saying the same thing about the dark warrior: they look feminine. Their gate is feminine, their shoulders look narrow, and Koril was not among the dead witches.

    • @game9848
      @game9848 3 місяці тому

      They going the same think, they did in that Widow movie, with the Taskmastercharacter. Male stunt actor, doing all the fights. Then when character takes off the mask, it's revealed to be a woman.

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 3 місяці тому +22

    Yellow is supposed to be the color of a temple guard.
    Not that Headcase isn't on the record saying she ignored any old canon meaning behind the colors of the lightsaber beams.
    Green: Force focus
    Blue: Martial focus
    Yellow: Temple guard
    Orange: Sort of a Jedi marshal following its own rules
    Red: corrupted crystal, usually artifical
    Purple: super rare, special crystal/Sam Jackson
    White: purified crystal

    • @doublet147
      @doublet147 3 місяці тому

      And the black?

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh 3 місяці тому

      You forgot rainbow sabers

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 3 місяці тому +1

      @@doublet147 Special, unique blade made by the first Mandalorian jedi using techniques the council didn't approve of.

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 3 місяці тому

      @@Valen-mh9fh They're not in any sort of canon

    • @mirokuaec
      @mirokuaec 3 місяці тому

      I'm Glade somone stuck to the lore. But here we are.

  • @rockmanafb
    @rockmanafb 3 місяці тому +3

    Yellow lightsabers for my fellow Asians….screw Disney wars

  • @raymathews1474
    @raymathews1474 3 місяці тому +4

    you can't spoil something that was never fresh.

  • @smokeythecat8967
    @smokeythecat8967 3 місяці тому +5

    Have D+ introduced a sparkly rainbow light saber yet?

  • @ethefunfetti
    @ethefunfetti 3 місяці тому +4

    Why is a Wookie living on the ground?

  • @zahnseul4184
    @zahnseul4184 3 місяці тому +3

    I nearly died when Alan said that the asian Jedi should have yellow lightsabers... :D Dude! :D

  • @bolognatugboat9658
    @bolognatugboat9658 3 місяці тому +3

    Mother Aniseya sounds a lot like the Greek word for resurrections: anástasi, so I am sure she is The Master

  • @maxknuckles13
    @maxknuckles13 3 місяці тому +10

    Yellow light sabers for the Asians 😵😂😂

  • @ddrewable
    @ddrewable 3 місяці тому +2

    Guys the smilo ren character is obviously one of the Jedi, probably a guy and then at the end it’s gonna be a revealed that the two sisters are going to come together you know, power of one power of two and then suddenly joined by their mothers the power of many they will all defeat the Jedi because the Jedi, as we all know the evil bad guys in Star Wars

  • @YouTubalcaine
    @YouTubalcaine 3 місяці тому +2

    I like the part where Sauron showed up to the gender reveal party and exclaimed "it's pronounin' time!"

  • @Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org
    @Alpha_bit_co_isa_terror_org 3 місяці тому +5

    Chris: I know women. Ive had several of them.

    • @mirokuaec
      @mirokuaec 3 місяці тому

      ...a wise man once said.

  • @mkinkade7103
    @mkinkade7103 3 місяці тому +2

    I can see Leslie writing the 300 lbs Jedi as the Sith.

  • @Kyle-sr6jm
    @Kyle-sr6jm 3 місяці тому +1

    The real tragedy is that with 8 episodes, they should of had 8 jedi go to take the kids.
    That way they could have one jedi killed each episode.
    Then there would be a WONDERFUL hook each episode where Smilo instructs his apprentice to kill in a different manner.
    "This time, no weapons. It must be death by Snu-Snu."
    What a tragedy of lost opportunity.

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 3 місяці тому +2

    I feel like the Wookees were tried like crap in the Star Wars franchise now. 😔

  • @freedone.
    @freedone. 3 місяці тому +1

    The creators of this show are showing Moral Relativism - the view that moral judgments are true or false only relative to some particular standpoint. No heroes or villains, no good or bad, no truth. That's fine but it does not work in a heroic story. And not for Star Wars which is about upholding the higher good. The Acolyte is what you get when Star Wars is hollowed out and the morals, fun, adventure and truth are removed.

  • @Thermool
    @Thermool 3 місяці тому +3

    Chris Gore’s comment about so many Yellow Lightsabers had me thinking and I did some research and as far as I can tell; the color Yellow in respect to LGBTQAAIP+ community represents Non Binary.
    Green represents someone who identifies as someone whose sexuality is beyond male-female
    Blue represent attraction to opposite sex.
    Red equals life and sexuality.
    If the theory about the villain being one of the moms holds, the Red saber is indicative of that. As to which mother, key may be in dialog. If there’s so much non binary ideology present, then I can see this Sith actually absorbing or adsorbing the “threads” of all the coven into one, hence no physical injuries to the victims. I’m betting it’s YAZ as the villain. That’s my Queer Theory @Film Threat.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh 3 місяці тому

      Okay, but this is meant to be a Star Wars show in a galaxy far far away.
      Why does current day social and political commentary need to be in there?

    • @Thermool
      @Thermool 3 місяці тому

      @@Valen-mh9fh I’m not saying it should, it’s more of my attempt to think of the symbolism of it and may be the clues it may reveal to who the villain might be through some sarcasm when I say my Queer Theory. You since they say this is the gayest Star Wars ever.

  • @ichigen511
    @ichigen511 3 місяці тому +1

    You know women? Almost spit my drink out. Seriously doubt that.

  • @jameschou888
    @jameschou888 3 місяці тому +1

    Manny Jacinto is a skinny guy. When they showed his action figure he had to hide it. Other cast and crew said they did fight training with Manny...

  • @idiot_city5444
    @idiot_city5444 3 місяці тому +7

    Yellow, orange, purple, cyan, all those lightsabers have been around for literal decades man, lol...

    • @24framedavinci39
      @24framedavinci39 3 місяці тому +3

      Who cares. SW has had 10x the amount of trash than good. It's been a dying brand since Lucas had full control over it. It wasn't even worth the 4 billion Disney paid for it at the time.
      This is literally the slowest death of a trash IP I've ever witnessed.

    • @inthefade
      @inthefade 3 місяці тому +2

      Nothing good has been made since the original trilogy. Star Wars died when the Special Editions came to theaters.

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 3 місяці тому +1

      True, but he's not wrong, why people care is that each color told you something about the Jexi who weilded it, even Sam's. What gets me is the sheer laziness of these people who are spending more to make one episode than most will see their entire lives. When asked Leslie actually said, "Its just aesthetic." Well, isn't that boring...

    • @idiot_city5444
      @idiot_city5444 3 місяці тому

      @42Mrgreenman I mean I guess they could go into detail why a character has a yellow saber but it doesn't really matter at all why they do, lol. They never did in any of the other movies, it's always been EU stuff or BTS stuff that actually talks about the colors

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 3 місяці тому

      @@idiot_city5444 just a lil extra fanservice I guess, but even so, they couldn't even get it aesthetically right...lol...yellow is striking against something like green (a la Lanterns) but it's almost all yellow with brown robes, stunning...but it almost makes me think she was lying and they are deliberately avoiding green amd blue because they are associated with good...

  • @James_Ford4815
    @James_Ford4815 3 місяці тому +1

    using 'he or they' is as lame as if a new medieval movie used bro/bruh , it's just so very cringe

  • @jodanger37
    @jodanger37 3 місяці тому +1

    It can’t be Ezra miller knock off. That would be saying a white male is competent

  • @TheCharlesAtoz
    @TheCharlesAtoz 3 місяці тому +2

    Manny Jicinto is her Dark Lord, of course everyone else serves another Dark Lord- the One Who Cannot Be Named.

  • @migzydrift
    @migzydrift 3 місяці тому +1

    Pronouns for the gopher, are the least of this show’s problems.

  • @Dragontrumpetare
    @Dragontrumpetare 3 місяці тому +1

    Actually is the Jedi Temple Guards that have yellow Light saber.

  • @bruceyoungberg6771
    @bruceyoungberg6771 3 місяці тому +4

    Leslie's favorite episode is #5.... Its her wife, the green-headed mean faced Master Jedi

    • @slimjimnyc270
      @slimjimnyc270 3 місяці тому +1

      @bruceyoungberg6771. Just because the wife/ girlfriend of the showrunner/ director appears in a show does not mean she is bad or untalented. Resident Evil and Underworld had female leads who were dating or married to the producer or director at the time and they were amazing action franchises. It boils down to the writing and direction, both which seems lacking on the Acolyte.

    • @bruceyoungberg6771
      @bruceyoungberg6771 3 місяці тому +1

      @@slimjimnyc270 okaaaaay, I was just making a guess, and I never said bad or untalented. I route for the bad guys. She just scouls and looks bitter

    • @slimjimnyc270
      @slimjimnyc270 3 місяці тому +1

      @bruceyoungberg6771 Fair enough. I only saw clips of her on UA-cam and her portrayal seemed "stiff" and "overly stoic" to me- But I get what you're trying to say now.

  • @mitchrodriguez2818
    @mitchrodriguez2818 3 місяці тому +1

    what's the next franchise Disney to destroy?

  • @paulgifis1908
    @paulgifis1908 3 місяці тому +2

    This is Kill bill and frozen! It makes sense if it's the mother.

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 3 місяці тому +1

    I think the witches infect the Force with their witchy ways, which turns any male evil if they try to use the force. I think they are setting it up so the Ahoska witches can poison the Force only to have Rey cleans it in her movie. Only by making themselves the most evil ones, can they make Rey look good by comparison. Along the way of course, they are going to destroy the Jedi and all males, so that only females can be heroic. They will probably go all-in, so Rey actually has to destroy the Force and reboot it. So she is the ultimate key to everything.
    Smylo Ren has to be Mother Aniseya, if Headland is not completely brain-dead. Koril could not wear the helmet with horns, though it would have fit her character better. However Aniesya was pretty evil, and infected Torbin, which likely made him go evil and kill everyone. The others probably just helped cover it up.

  • @mkb4560
    @mkb4560 3 місяці тому +1

    Someone also said it is master that died from the dagger

  • @spacejunk2186
    @spacejunk2186 3 місяці тому +1

    The dialogue is on the level of porn videos.

  • @loki793
    @loki793 3 місяці тому +1

    Alan was dropping 100% unassailable facts in this video.

  • @SGTDave
    @SGTDave 3 місяці тому +1

    They did the same thing with the Brotherhood in the first episode of Fallout. I may have missed it, but I don't recall anyone saying anything about it.

  • @42Mrgreenman
    @42Mrgreenman 3 місяці тому +1

    8:00 The only hints to the mothers is that we only saw the body of the balck mother in ep.3, and she seemed to be the liberal or light one, so that would make strict mother maul the dark one, hence she becomes Smilo Ren...

  • @traviselrod7803
    @traviselrod7803 3 місяці тому +1

    I cannot wait to hear your take on the Disney Tapes released by James O’Keefe today. It’s wild!

  • @ricardojones5944
    @ricardojones5944 3 місяці тому +1

    Chris, there are freeze frames of Smilo ren, and he has huge biceps, its a guy.

    • @das81
      @das81 3 місяці тому

      Perhaps Is that the stuntman? 😅

  • @fredlusyk6741
    @fredlusyk6741 3 місяці тому

    ..."Stop! Or My Mom Will Draw Her Lytesaber!!!"
    《jeDICKnights Of the Old repubLICK》
    ..."Mae The Thread Bewitch You"...
    👽 🖖 🤖

  • @briang9633
    @briang9633 3 місяці тому +1

    If Mae's helper ends up being the big bad, we'll just call him the Dark Lord of the SIMP

  • @KonzaCelt
    @KonzaCelt 3 місяці тому +3

    I like the "SmiloRen" moniker, but I think "JokerSith" is more apt. The modern Joker is Gen Z's 'misunderstood' anti-hero, so it kind of fits better. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a crazy cackle once the mask comes off.

  • @ShakaCthulu
    @ShakaCthulu 3 місяці тому

    Smilo Ren is gonna be the mother from the coven. They’re heretics who worship Abeloth, the Cheshire Smile faced force-chaos goddess. Final answer.

  • @dieseltyme
    @dieseltyme 3 місяці тому +2

    They named the Korean Jedi Seoul 😂😂

  • @ryanharte5400
    @ryanharte5400 3 місяці тому +2

    It’s Korral. She forced pushed with the power of many. 😆

    • @gantz0949
      @gantz0949 3 місяці тому

      Yea that's what I thought too

  • @Snake-ms7sj
    @Snake-ms7sj 3 місяці тому

    Film Threat ....... watching sh** so I don't have to! SALUTE!

  • @robsan52
    @robsan52 3 місяці тому

    I find myself really interested in seeing episode 5....because i want to know how Lezbee 'the Head' Headland rationalized such a stupid and inane storyline such as mr. (or: they, those, be-am, ass*ole, zebro, sikky, am'int i - ad nauseum) 'supersiths' ability to force SIX JEDI WITH THE FORCE to fall down like little school kids??!!
    From one stupid piece of studio story to the next.

  • @celluloidtherapy5003
    @celluloidtherapy5003 3 місяці тому

    Every time I hear “Osha,” I automatically think OSHA - The Occupational Safety & Health Administration. It’s a *terrible* name for a character, and I refuse to believe that NO ONE in the writers room, had that thought. I realize that I’m making a huge assumption here, and that is assuming that ANY of them has ever worked a real job. I look forward to the coming characters Dea (DEE-UH,) and Cia (SEE UH). It’s a new set of identical twins.

  • @Slitheringpeanut
    @Slitheringpeanut 3 місяці тому

    Actually, Mr. Gore, no. Not generically 'cute' until Disney stuck their female pronouns into Star Wars. There was always a hit of 'ugly' about them. The Ewoks were meat, including humanoid meat eaters, for example. ONLY Disney has actually dropped that from their corrupted vision of Star Wars.

  • @ShelbyT5034
    @ShelbyT5034 3 місяці тому

    I always thought the yellow light sabers were for the temple guards...smh AND I don't think Leslye would let a 'man' be the "MASTER"

  • @rexstetson1717
    @rexstetson1717 3 місяці тому +1

    I think Paul Chato’s got this one. He believes zipper mouth is Carrie-Anne Moss’ character.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh 3 місяці тому +1

      Wouldn't that be a bit odd? She's, ostensibly, a working Jedi Master.

    • @Norvik_-ug3ge
      @Norvik_-ug3ge 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Valen-mh9fhIt would be incredibly dumb & odd, yes. So I think it might be correct.

  • @lunarmodule6419
    @lunarmodule6419 3 місяці тому

    Ep4 bad writing elements (positive stuff below):
    They lost Basil?
    Yord asking Osha for the gun but 2min later is "concerned" for her safety?
    Killing a bug is bad?
    Yord is no longer goofy?
    Mae has a late change of heart once deep in the forest?
    Oshawa has a change of heart after repeatedly saying she wasn't going to join the mission?
    Jedi wookee found dead in his chair, he was totally surprised and didn't fight?
    Why did it smell bad in the forest at some point, the bugs?
    Basil is a they?
    Positive stuff:
    Forest was nice.
    The costumes are nice.
    Yellow lightsabers.
    Basil is a nice character.

  • @kerraii2008
    @kerraii2008 3 місяці тому

    First of the hand of the Smilo Ren is a white hand, not black or green, thus the Smilo Ren is not Aniseya or Venestra or Koril. And a Zabrek would not wear a Helmet because of the Horns ( Maul and Savage Opress)
    Sol is the Master, Qimir is the Apprentice and Sol is The Acolyte. He is the suspicious one in the show.
    Sol trying to keep any info from the High Counsel, thus Dark
    Qimir to assist with Mae, and Koril to turn Osha
    Osha because Mae is too obvious and Osha killing Mae is the turning point to the Dark side...OR Osha killing Sol because he causes Mae's death, is the turning point to the Dark side!!!

  • @mikesnow1188
    @mikesnow1188 3 місяці тому

    Rewriting Star Wars with witches fixes everything. Plague’s power for life = witches thread. Anakin creation = witches thread with mom. Palpatine infiltrates the republic = witches pulling the “strings”. Padmae twins = witches. Rae Palpatine = actually the witches made her not Palpatine. “Somehow Palpatine returned” = Witches brought him back using thread to sew him back together from the deathstar explosion. What a twist lol! :D

  • @born2lol
    @born2lol 3 місяці тому

    Maybe they ripped off yellow lightsabers from KOTOR where Jedi sentinels (the roguish type of Jedi) used yellow light sabers.

  • @rsanchez9865
    @rsanchez9865 3 місяці тому +1

    Defund the Jedi

  • @deanberdon2572
    @deanberdon2572 3 місяці тому

    Great job boys. You should be getting hazard pay for the job you’re doing. Done with Star Wars. Can’t take it anymore.

  • @stevebridges1583
    @stevebridges1583 3 місяці тому

    Smilo Ren is not the ultimate Master. He is the Apprentice to Master Plagueis. It will be a last episode reveal. The girl is only an Acolyte / servent to Smilo. Plagueis needs the Dyad nonsense of the "twins" to live forever...until Palpy kills him in his sleep. LOL.

  • @RonCondon
    @RonCondon 3 місяці тому

    Asian light sabers are yellow, cause Asian? Lol , careful Chris.....funny as shit though 😂

  • @doublet147
    @doublet147 3 місяці тому

    I'm new to the channel so I have to say this. I enjoy the content 'somewhat'. My only hold on fully liking it is because of Chris. He often seems to be a radical lacking sleep. Like he's had a bomb shelter since the 2k scare containing a board of pictures w/ string showing possible connections. Maybe if he cut down on coffees, coke & got some sleep, I could view him (& the show) differently.

  • @ejdulis
    @ejdulis 3 місяці тому

    The one poster with Jodi Turner-Smith has her totally Big Bad-coded (position relative to other characters, pose, etc.). She's gonna be Smylo Ren.

  • @BB-qv1vg
    @BB-qv1vg 3 місяці тому

    I think in order for it to follow along the truly bad writing path, they mystery reveal will have to be achieved unfairly; an incongruous plot twist. My money is on the green Jedi lady. She's gonna be revealed to be this mysterious Sith. A collective "pfft... please" is coming.

  • @Gryllus2501
    @Gryllus2501 3 місяці тому

    The hand of SmiloRen was clearly black with several rings no glove.
    Could be a stunt guy, but I am with Chris it’s going be a mother.

  • @AJax7886
    @AJax7886 3 місяці тому

    Re: Spoilers. Spoil away! That's why I'm here, so I don't have to watch this putrid nonsense.
    I appreciate your efforts trying to describe the complete and utter catastrophe that has befallen our beloved Star Wars and look forward to the funeral. Sadly.

  • @JamiesonMcGowan
    @JamiesonMcGowan 3 місяці тому

    13:55 when I used to watch The Walking Dead I would call these "episodes between episodes". The boring setup to the flashy payoff type episodes.

  • @Rummy623
    @Rummy623 3 місяці тому

    As they mention, the Jedi are being portrayed as the police. And what they implied is the Jedi started by harassing the coven and threatening to take their kids. Then, there will be the flashback where Sol explains to OSHA what actually happened and how the Jedi's negligence and/or aggression led to the coven being killed. The whole show will be a BLM-type story about police brutality. That's why the show was written for Amandla Stenberg, this is right in her activist wheelhouse.

  • @RonCondon
    @RonCondon 3 місяці тому

    Cmon Chris the big bad cannot be a whammen....the deseased mothers will appear as force/thread ghosts to defeat the male sith, and unite the sisters. Of course everyone will conveniently forget that Mae murdered 2 masters. She didnt kill the Wookie, smily ren did....i think this is a good hypothesis....carry on

  • @General_Klytus
    @General_Klytus 3 місяці тому

    Do you Really Think That This Show Runner Leslie Is Gonna make The Top Bad guy of this show A Guy????? Definitely one of the Mothers if not the green female Jedi

  • @danielscott8180
    @danielscott8180 3 місяці тому

    Can Disney sustain this failure much longer? Or is this garbage making money? How many of you are hate watching this garbage and making the viewership strong? I cancelled my subscription after Ahsoka and have no interest in watching this.

  • @paulianhodgson
    @paulianhodgson 3 місяці тому

    This show gets worse with every episode. It’s so ridiculous that it almost feels intentional. Not even AI could write something this random, lazy, and just awful.

  • @lucymiau5700
    @lucymiau5700 3 місяці тому

    Qimir is officially only in episode 2 and 4 and then gone. However, Mae didn't kill him. From this fact it needs to be assumed that his role as Qimer has gone, and now he becomes the Master. It's lame and random but typical Disney, too.

  • @scottmataga5907
    @scottmataga5907 3 місяці тому

    Violating canon pisses hardcore fans off. Bad storylines piss all viewers off. Poorly written and acted characters piss all viewers off. Irrational and inconsistent behavior pisses all viewers off. Pronouns piss all but a tiny fraction of viewers off. So even the smallest element in the show achieves the creators' goal of pissing fans off. It is a finely crafted masterpiece, that puts Jessica Gao's amateurish She-Hulk in the shade.

  • @SpecialAgentBillMaxwell
    @SpecialAgentBillMaxwell 3 місяці тому

    He/them? So it's male when it's a subject and plural/neutral when it's an object? Doesn't make any sense.

  • @jjjzzrrr
    @jjjzzrrr 3 місяці тому

    Remember this is a galaxy far far away, so it's only natural they'd be suffering the same pronoun insanity as our own.
    This is proof positive that the other end of the "Thread" originates in California. Duh? 😁

  • @nickelsdimes8643
    @nickelsdimes8643 3 місяці тому

    The witch mothers cannot be the evil Sith! Women can't be bad or evil!Period! 🤷‍♂️

  • @myhchen78
    @myhchen78 3 місяці тому

    You know what's worse is that the Sith might be the apprentice, not the master.
    Remember how Leslye Headland was explaining what the acolyte is? The apprentice of the apprentice who helps overthrow the master. The show is about the acolyte - presumeably Mae, that makes her master the apprentice.
    So that's their big twist, Qimir is the Sith apprentice in episode 4, and the Sith master is one of the mothers.

  • @HighPlainsDrifter53
    @HighPlainsDrifter53 3 місяці тому

    This just makes me want to cry. Why did you do this to something we completely adored. I hated the force awakens. And its been all down hill from there. Culminating with this hot garbage

  • @fitzytriptychz6387
    @fitzytriptychz6387 3 місяці тому

    Smilo is leslye 'five'headlands wife no way her wife is getting a bit part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danielwilson3225
    @danielwilson3225 3 місяці тому

    Might be an unpopular opinion but these type of disney characters dont bother me 🤣 maybe its cuz my kid likes the ugly space creatures but if the goal is just pushing plushies im not mad at it! I only enjoyed the first season of mando but my daughter has a ton of grogu merch!! If the show was good honestly pip and bazil mightve been great merch🤣

  • @Tolhurst_2222
    @Tolhurst_2222 3 місяці тому

    This is Disney Star Wars, so if the "Sith" master is more powerful than the jedi it has to be a woman. She's probably misunderstood and will turn to the light at the last minute like Vader. Because of course a woman did it before and better yaasssss.

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr 3 місяці тому

    2:37 lol its ok if a guy likes something cute too. Well, in this kinda section UA-cam with big babies like Az it’s woke nonsense. Funny how not manly the people this stuff comes from.

  • @richzmnn
    @richzmnn 3 місяці тому

    I’ve only watched episode 1-3 and will not watch anymore. But I believe the sith is the directors wife, that green character.

  • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
    @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 3 місяці тому

    There's an interesting question mired in here: would a Space Alien have any reason or obligation to adhere to Human sensibilities about sex and gender?
    "Oh yeah, three of these thing kinda mush together and then spit into five."

  • @VOLUMEnightclub
    @VOLUMEnightclub 3 місяці тому

    I don’t care…I think it would be cool if it was one of the mothers trying to kill mae for leaving the witch…the pacing Ann’s script is still pretty bad but…but that would be a badass arc