I'm always so tempted to send these videos to my father. He's a retired civil engineer who specialised in bridges, so I'm afraid if he died of a stroke watching this, it might be seen as murder 😇
Show him the real civil engineer channel who plays games like this too. DF and him fill my calm happy gameplay itch. DF more than him but he's still worth watching.
@@Star-vh4cs Well now it depends where you go. I can get a crappy cup of coffee from a hospital vending machine for $1.50, was like $2 from McDonalds last time I checked (over a decade so prolly closer to $2). I can make a cup at home for under a dollar. It all just depends where you get the coffee. I was just going with $5 for a cup from places like Starbucks which is more of a coffee flavored milkshake in most cases.
You should definitely consider switching between grid on / off more often, to drag joints closer to the walls / ground. This makes it so supports don't fall if you start the level and makes for better wall braces.
Hey DF there is probably going to be a secret level that you unlock with beating all levels with being underbudget and without breaks so idk how you would like to take that
I just passed all 4 worlds 100% and no secret levels. :( but there are challenges for all levels again which make them even tougher, maybe there will be secrets after beating all of those.
Tim Armata maybe but those challenges could be fun for a video because of how DF solves these things with just the funniest and most random thing that look like they shouldn’t work
That plus with how everyone on youtube is trying to be funny, quirky and over reactive to everything, DF's calm and almost monotone voice make him seem so much more genuine. Especially when he lets a bit of emotion or even laugh out. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a characterisation for the sake of videos as well, at least in some degree, but nonetheless it's a nice change from everyone screaming their lungs out in reaction to everything.
I like when things are not working but you find something to be happy about anyway. “I made that part of the bridge really strong.” Great example of perseverance and good attitude.
@@emask1337 It's probably because he also says "Watching this in 3x faster because I don't have the time to see this in slow motion." Or "Loops are fun but they're awfully time-consuming." Or something like that in his Polybridge series. Conflicting, I know, but then again it's DF. XD
I don’t know if you noticed this but when you go back to the build menu after you fail a level, the piece with a red rectangle around it was the first price to break
I've never played the game, but it seems to me the springs could be used to replace the first piece that breaks. This will allow the point with the greatest stress to flex and spread the load to more of the bridge.
I remember subscribing to this channel when all he played was stardew valley, hated children, devorced women as a living, and made the town npc's lives living hell. Good times
Play Rune Factory 4! Farming, mining, dungeon crawling, levels for just about everything including silly stuff like sleeping. several weapon classes, and ridiculous weapon upgrade system. Plus you have more than a hundred ways to make tons of money!
DF in Poly Bridge 1: I wonder if I can use arches and jumps for everything
DF in Poly Bridge 2: Cross jump? These ones are hard.
I loved how DF was using that arches backwards this whole time.
What do you mean
*W h a t*
@@sbsftw4232 it would be better if it was the other way because physics
6:57 “We’ve done it!”
This is just as good as his laughs why aren’t there compilations of moments like this
If I knew how, i would make one
11:28 is also pretty good
There is at least one. A bit outdated though
I'm always so tempted to send these videos to my father. He's a retired civil engineer who specialised in bridges, so I'm afraid if he died of a stroke watching this, it might be seen as murder 😇
please do that would be funny
He would die at the arches that curve the wrong way. Completely defeats the purpose of an arch
how the hell did you get that icon in your name?
wait, how did you do that stardew valley face at your username?. someone already answered it, nvm.
Show him the real civil engineer channel who plays games like this too. DF and him fill my calm happy gameplay itch. DF more than him but he's still worth watching.
Why am I always so proud of him when he successfully finishes a bridge
If it's anything like my reasoning...
Because he does so in extremely unorthodox ways. xD
Because we are all df once you subscribe he gains a part of your soul and you become a small part of him welcome df
Df: ‘thinking’ 5 dollars under budget...perfect
$5 is still a cup of coffee some places.
@@insanityplea5502 $5 is 10 cups of coffee in my place
@@insanityplea5502 its like almost 2 cups here
@@Star-vh4cs Well now it depends where you go. I can get a crappy cup of coffee from a hospital vending machine for $1.50, was like $2 from McDonalds last time I checked (over a decade so prolly closer to $2). I can make a cup at home for under a dollar. It all just depends where you get the coffee.
I was just going with $5 for a cup from places like Starbucks which is more of a coffee flavored milkshake in most cases.
p e r f e c t
You should definitely consider switching between grid on / off more often, to drag joints closer to the walls / ground. This makes it so supports don't fall if you start the level and makes for better wall braces.
LOL Is that 99.9% stress at the end?
I think it might have been 98% stress but I could be wrong
Will I ever be tired of DF playing poly bridge?
No
Hey DF there is probably going to be a secret level that you unlock with beating all levels with being underbudget and without breaks so idk how you would like to take that
Yeah, there most likely will be. I hope he does them well first try instead of having to go back later.
I just passed all 4 worlds 100% and no secret levels. :( but there are challenges for all levels again which make them even tougher, maybe there will be secrets after beating all of those.
Tim Armata was it hard?
A Rock. Yeah like when the bridge broke because I wouldn’t want to go back to all of my levels but he been doing really good so far
Tim Armata maybe but those challenges could be fun for a video because of how DF solves these things with just the funniest and most random thing that look like they shouldn’t work
I just love how chaotic neutral this guy sounds. It makes the snark more hilarious than it has any right to be.
That plus with how everyone on youtube is trying to be funny, quirky and over reactive to everything, DF's calm and almost monotone voice make him seem so much more genuine. Especially when he lets a bit of emotion or even laugh out. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a characterisation for the sake of videos as well, at least in some degree, but nonetheless it's a nice change from everyone screaming their lungs out in reaction to everything.
I like when things are not working but you find something to be happy about anyway. “I made that part of the bridge really strong.” Great example of perseverance and good attitude.
Whole bridge collapses...
Df: this is going really well.
This guys voice makes his comedy a lot better.
12:18
DF...
It made it
11 key jeese. Seriously DF, sometimes I question the worlds existence 😑
I don’t know why but his voice fits perfectly with these pieces of art work
Your voice is calming when your whole bridge is collapsing
I’m listening to this while playing hydronear
Wot
Mood
Hydrofar
Caolan Davern
...
I am waiting for my new pc parts to come in the mail
I get 20-30 frames on hydroneer
This is not what i usualy watch, but I fund ur channel, and there is something about ur voice and what u say that is getting me to watch ur stuff
I read the titel as : Poly Bridge Making Things Fly 2
which also would make sense knowing df
I love how overtime in every fail, DF forces himself to utilize the tools given instead of making things easier like relying on triangles.
DF: "But don't worry, I already have a plan..."
Me: An unbreakable materials mod? 😀
For someone who hates wasting time, he spends lot of time grinding most games
“I have nothing but time” is a famous quote of DF... So I dont know why you believe he hates wasting time..?
@@emask1337
It's probably because he also says "Watching this in 3x faster because I don't have the time to see this in slow motion."
Or "Loops are fun but they're awfully time-consuming."
Or something like that in his Polybridge series.
Conflicting, I know, but then again it's DF. XD
*bridge breaks and driver crashes* -DF: i’m liking what i see so far
This is once again such a funny episode LOL I would love to see more poly bridge!!
Arches going down like at 6:30 are a lot weaker than arches going up
'Making Things Fly In Poly Brigde 2'
*it wont get boring ever, won't it*
I don’t know how df doesn’t scream in anger. I get anxious seeing him fail multiple times in a row.
god i love the bonk sound effect
Didn’t know that this would be so entertaining and wholesome, thanks my g
just so you know, the sound effects are amazing and make me smile. keep it up :)
A fun challenge: make the bridge cost as much as possible while also making the bridge break as much as possible
My hedgehog really likes your videos it's the only time she's not hissing at me haha
7:53 I think these little bits of emotion are so common it’s just become normal
What’s happening, DF?
Every DF Polybridge video:
"Getting closer and you can see what I'm getting at."
I don’t know if you noticed this but when you go back to the build menu after you fail a level, the piece with a red rectangle around it was the first price to break
I love the new Sounds of the bridge collapsing it is way louder. XD
“Whoever’ persons house is on fire is having a bad day, but my day is pretty good”
-Dangerouslyfunny
Sooo much serotonin
How does he make making a bridge so entertaining??
Because watching people suffer is pretty fun
Have you seen aliensrock?
Comic Sans yes but whenever he makes a bridge it’s so scientific but DF does it it’s always a gamble
The Yoshi sound effect killed me.
If you pause it a bit after at 3:58 you can see the stress bar at the bottom go to 100% and nothing breaks
Things had already broke when It hit 100
12:15 you actually did it without noticing and stopping the sim early lmao
I saw that too haha I was like "NOOOO"
DF: Plays game about peacefully making bridges to help people
Also DF: *Making things fly in Poly Bridge 2*
I think he would like man eater
A shark murdering every thing in sight
Favorite thing besides stardew valley but i love all your videos
Bridges really shouldn't be flying, and that's a fact
watching your videos makes me ugly laugh. and i really like your videos!
But let's kinda see how this works; umm NOT SO GREAT.
LOL
Love it DF
The pg’s are called poly grams FYI lol
Yep
Tip you can make a bridge without supports as long as the road is fortified and in an arch
This game is about keeping things ON the ground, not OFF it
“Why are you booing me, I’m right!” 0:49
I've never played the game, but it seems to me the springs could be used to replace the first piece that breaks. This will allow the point with the greatest stress to flex and spread the load to more of the bridge.
Submarine: Exists
Df: BOAT
Am I right?
@@rydenlui7659 apparently not
Thanks for always making me laugh DF
12:18 it actually makes it but he doesn't know that it did
Gotta love poly bridge
I love your content DF keep up the stupid stuffz
@DF if you turn off gridlock you can move things to be braced solidly against the landmass then it will not have that "dropping" issue.
13:45 That stress lol
VERY NICE TO WATCH
CARS FAIL GOING TO THE JUNKYARD
I FORGOT TO turn off cap lock
Unless a level needs it in order to get a star, arch bridges are best when the middle point is highest, not the reverse
Pg stand for Pug. That vehicle is equivalent in weight to 11 adult Pugs.
If the bridge breaks the part that broke the firts is highlighted in red. Its really usefull
Do you think you will ever make any more stardew valley content?
The fact that his bridges aren't symmetrical triggers me
I subbed to you and turned on the nofications because you play poly bridge 2
Man If DF is qualified to be a "Good" bridge designer I'd hate to see a bad one ;-;
I remember subscribing to this channel when all he played was stardew valley, hated children, devorced women as a living, and made the town npc's lives living hell.
Good times
On the Big Dipper you can do a suspension bridge (just a suggestion)
Please continue hydroneer its flippin crazy babys awesome.
Ahh another Poly Bridge vid .Im gonna expect alot of flying cars
I luv to hear your voice
doctor: “you have 13 minutes and 46 seconds left to live”
me:
Play Rune Factory 4!
Farming, mining, dungeon crawling, levels for just about everything including silly stuff like sleeping. several weapon classes, and ridiculous weapon upgrade system. Plus you have more than a hundred ways to make tons of money!
Not sure how I got here but hell, I guess I’ll stay. Bridges!
Man you really gotta learn the difference between compression and tension and how to make truss structures.
This guy is kinda funny. Just wish he was better at this game lol
Was thinking Pg might be petagrams, but that would make for some crazy heavy vehicles
you can press g to turn of the grid letting you have more precision
He almost lost it at 7:51 lmao
"when in doubt add more steel" dangerouslyfunny 2020
Going in a U shape down is less supportive. Going in an upside down U shape is stronger
Put the arch bowing up, if it sags like a rope it's way weaker.
12:18 the left truck made it before you reset
3-10 should have been called timey wimey ;)
Please more polybridge 2 :)
Either DF has gotten much better at poly bridge or Poly bridge 2 is much easier than the first one.
Use triangles. You always have quadrilaterals in your bridges. You shouldn't.
13:44 Look at that stress!
“Wibbly wobbly we are one this banana I have is now a gun, give your wallet” -Slimecicle or however you spell his name his UA-cam channel is funny
Only true fans remember when his banner said "Daily Uploads".
Breaking the game again, why am i not surprised? Love u doe
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