DF, you probably wont see this but.. I appreciate you so much! - You never promote social media - You never ask us to sub - You spend hours upon hours on these ideas - You daily upload (Mostly) - Clean Edits - Videos not completely stopped at 10 minutes. You are a great youtuber, thank you so much DF!
Hey DF very small tip: when making land braces turn off the snap to grid function, that way you can drag the node right up the the edge of where you can place it and make it more secure.
Architects don’t scream because of the structure breaking, civil engineers do. Architects scream when the structure is ugly. And I find df’s work a piece of abstract art. A chaotic beauty
I think what I love most about this series of videos is the editing - the boink when the car hits each other, or the "AHHHH" when the bridge breaks. That and DF's humor is hilarious
8:15 Imagine having to use that bridge. One way you drive up like a normal person, the other you have to nosedive cool-aid man your way through the bridge, then land with your back half off on a tiny piece of flimsy road hanging off a cliff while flooring it and praying that you don't get crushed by *THE ENTIRE BRIDGE COLLAPSING ONTOP OF YOU.* No need for caffeine if that was your commute.
You'll hate yourself for not trying this buuuuuuut: when you get one member that breaks and one member only, just put a linkage perpendicular too the breaking member at its midpoint and connect each end of the breaking member to each side of the linkage. This will spread out the load without ... much... increase in weight. since you're jumping things your failure modes are dynamic forces, not weight, should work. or imagine two magic triangles butt too butt over that same member connected at same place the member is connected. :)
DF seems to be genuinely enjoying this game and I love that. Must be a nice change of pace to have one series where he doesn't have to fill the entire game map with rare items
Play Rune Factory 4! Farming, mining, dungeon crawling, levels for just about everything including silly stuff like sleeping. several weapon classes, and ridiculous weapon upgrade system. Plus you have more than a hundred ways to make tons of money!
I love how over the course of this series he went from "need to fulfill every criteria" to "meh I hope they make it somehow, who cares about joint stress"
Omg DF’s voice is so cute 🥰 and it is so adorable when you get to hear his rare chuckle in some of his videos. I may sound like a creep saying I like his voice and laugh, but it’s just pure facts. Anyone agree?
face reveals are bad for the channel, because then all the hungry people get over their hype and leave. he hasnt chosen to show his face so why suppose that he "should" at any time. artificial subscriber boost is a waste too.
Before We Leave is a non-violent city building game set in your own cozy corner of the universe. Rediscover and rebuild civilization. Create a multi-planet resource network. Overcome ancient challenges and fend off hungry space whales. this is the description summary... Its challenging us.
The reason the hydraulics breaks the bridge on the last stage is because the second rope (without hydraulics, therefore becoming slack) doesn't do anything anymore.
what DF says: "but sometimes simple is better"
what DF means: so im just gonna build a tiny ramp at the beginning and hope the car flies to the end
I really how many hours he put in these poly bridge video
Courtney Hau if he could he’d give the cars red bull in hope of giving them wings
I love how 95% of his bridges are single use.
I mean how tf you're supossed to do with all of this? In the end, at least it worked.
99 percent boi
linkolek lol
Just put the same ‘brige’ in place for each car
Wait their not supposed to be single use
DF, you probably wont see this but..
I appreciate you so much!
- You never promote social media
- You never ask us to sub
- You spend hours upon hours on these ideas
- You daily upload (Mostly)
- Clean Edits
- Videos not completely stopped at 10 minutes.
You are a great youtuber, thank you so much DF!
Yeah and also he has a calming voice
Hey DF very small tip: when making land braces turn off the snap to grid function, that way you can drag the node right up the the edge of where you can place it and make it more secure.
Just a heads up there's a secret set of levels that you only get when you completed all maps in budget AND without breaking
Cubi well that AND makes this near impossible
Oh,well I would never get that considering I wouldn’t care about the budget
You really think df is going to get this?
@@gambitman7158 it's not that bad honestly
Jennifer Leonard yes. He could just look online
His voice is just like perfectly soothing
It is, But it sounds different in this one doesn't it? Or is that just me?
Dangerously soothing.
Super Tort0ise I really wanted to make that joke.
When he has a cold it is horrible 😢
"We are 10k under budget because im so good at this game"
1 minute later: finishes the same level 3k over budget
iikoko2008 so what it was a joke
I love DF's videos, his voice and play style are so unique and fun
I agree
Same
Yup
Honestly, this video is making my day. It's just the right amount of chaotic energy.
Blitz: triangles for life
1:50
DangerouslyFunny: i dont think so :)
To be fair, Blitz finished the levels without a single broken piece from what I've seen.
The satisfaction when the thingys snap
I love the music in the background, it completely fits the videos chaos
You hear that in the background?
That's the sound of architects screaming.
And the sound of me dying of laugh
I thought architects always scream
Architects don’t scream because of the structure breaking, civil engineers do. Architects scream when the structure is ugly. And I find df’s work a piece of abstract art. A chaotic beauty
I just love his voice tho
idk why i hate hes voive
@@luhs1n then why are you even watching
@@luhs1n fuck you
I think what I love most about this series of videos is the editing - the boink when the car hits each other, or the "AHHHH" when the bridge breaks. That and DF's humor is hilarious
8:15 Imagine having to use that bridge. One way you drive up like a normal person, the other you have to nosedive cool-aid man your way through the bridge, then land with your back half off on a tiny piece of flimsy road hanging off a cliff while flooring it and praying that you don't get crushed by *THE ENTIRE BRIDGE COLLAPSING ONTOP OF YOU.*
No need for caffeine if that was your commute.
You'll hate yourself for not trying this buuuuuuut: when you get one member that breaks and one member only, just put a linkage perpendicular too the breaking member at its midpoint and connect each end of the breaking member to each side of the linkage. This will spread out the load without ... much... increase in weight. since you're jumping things your failure modes are dynamic forces, not weight, should work. or imagine two magic triangles butt too butt over that same member connected at same place the member is connected. :)
DF seems to be genuinely enjoying this game and I love that. Must be a nice change of pace to have one series where he doesn't have to fill the entire game map with rare items
2:21 I never laugh very often but that was actually hilarious
More reasons to watch DF
Aiko Maliako how is that funny?
Manofield there are plenty of funny fails and the edited noises make them even better
DF I love your Poly Bridge videos! Do more please. You are so funny!
Nice Video! You have such a calm voice, and your calm about everything! Good job (:
This feels like an underrated channel.
GUYS DF IS A PSYCHIC - I foresee a lot of triangles in my future 1:36
You mean I 4 c
Jennifer Leonard funny joke. Wonder when someone won’t get it and someone will whooosh them
I love this series so much~
@8:25 Perfect! Both cars made it *and* the bridge got totally destroyed!
I love his thinking process when it comes to the balloon levels
Man i love how he sounds really confident
Love you df! You make really amazing content and t is just so chill to watch your videos. Please keep up the work :)
I love how you always go over budget
Play Rune Factory 4!
Farming, mining, dungeon crawling, levels for just about everything including silly stuff like sleeping. several weapon classes, and ridiculous weapon upgrade system. Plus you have more than a hundred ways to make tons of money!
keep up the good work danger
8:23 I laughed when the whole bridge fell lol
I love how over the course of this series he went from "need to fulfill every criteria" to "meh I hope they make it somehow, who cares about joint stress"
Thanks for making awesome hilarious content you're the best
i dont know why but i laughed for like a strait minute with the sound of the monster cars crashing
these are amazing!! please keep it up DF
Omg DF’s voice is so cute 🥰 and it is so adorable when you get to hear his rare chuckle in some of his videos. I may sound like a creep saying I like his voice and laugh, but it’s just pure facts. Anyone agree?
Yes
His laugh is really adorable
Demanding a face reveal makes you even more creepy. Personally I notice huge quality drop after face reveals. Every damn time.
face reveals are bad for the channel, because then all the hungry people get over their hype and leave. he hasnt chosen to show his face so why suppose that he "should" at any time. artificial subscriber boost is a waste too.
That’s all true. You guys are correct. I just want to hear him laugh. Like you know how sometimes you can’t just stop laughing 😝
When the monster trucks said *bonk* , I felt that
idk why the bowling sound effect gets me so good, but it makes me laugh out loud every time it pops up
“My brain goes here, which is not a good place”
*Bruh*
If I needed a brain for a puzzle,I would fail
he makes the most dangerous bridges that is too funny
I love this series
Love yar chill voice, perfect for doing stuff while listening
Nice video your my favourite UA-camr ever your so funny
It’s not supposed to break the road it’s supposed to use it-DF
DF you are very funny (it's dangerously funny) and thank you for your semi daily videos.
I’m deadass only here cuz your voice is amazing. Good videos though enjoying them :)
DF, please remember the fact you can re-attach hydraulics by clicking the red squares, it gives extra structure and saves budget
is it just me or does anyone else just wanna hear df yell and swear at the top of his lungs in anger...just me?
he seems way to chill to be angry
@@mrjones2928 thats why i want him to just snap
Hello love your vids
I remember when DF mostly played stardew valley it was so good.
but now...
IT’S EVEN BETTER!!!
Your voice is both comedic and therapeutic wth
You’re a legend
justin y
*"strentheninginging it"*
The architects will be jealous of this XD
I need to see DF play Kerbal Space Program and try to get to the moon.
I think you mean the mun. Or the mün, if that's how you spell it.
@@wolfleopard808 no
Will it work
Bridge: is literally 3 sticks
DF: *yes*
*nothin like a long drive across the poly valley late in the day cycle*
I am a disgusting human being...
Great Video by the way :)
Every time i adjust hydrauliks car goes less further
*And every time we kiss i swear i can fly*
No. We are not bringing that back.
?
Nick K. Well to late
Great content watched the whole 12 minute video within 4 minutes of it being posted.
its actually possible to watch it in 4 min if you do 2 times speed and a progam that multiplies speed
no
@Dillon Louw yes
@Dillon Louw lol there was like 106 before me
@Dillon Louw he didnt it is a joke
DF! Apparently there's gonna be a Poly Bridge 2 coming out soon.
Gotta love how DF has been adding chevrons of wood all this time, thinking the road provides a line of support, when it's not. XD
i love this content
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof car🚗 in water 💦
Found this channel a month ago, not disappointed.
I’m starting to think that df is a genius
You have to do all levels with no breaking or over budget to unlock Secret world. Yes it is possible
Before We Leave is a non-violent city building game set in your own cozy corner of the universe. Rediscover and rebuild civilization. Create a multi-planet resource network. Overcome ancient challenges and fend off hungry space whales.
this is the description summary... Its challenging us.
We are living in 2020 while df is living in 2100
8:20
Shhhh, guys nobody tell him about the secret world. :3
*TIP* : Flat roads hold togeather better with a curve of triangles under it.
you can just do criss-cross things for triangles, the materials can go through eachother
Oooo music is very nice
6:55
*BONK*
CluelessAtol 934 exactly
11:31 I think if you reversed the rope and hydraulics it wouldn’t put the strain on the rope and put it on the bridge instead
DF is experimenting with echoes and coconuts
Poly Bridge? Oh no, no. Poly *Ramp*!
ur commentary is amazing
The reason the hydraulics breaks the bridge on the last stage is because the second rope (without hydraulics, therefore becoming slack) doesn't do anything anymore.
omfg, yes the 1st lvl was by far what i needed from this game, was really disappointing it didn't work the 1st time you tried going over the balloon.
It doesn't matter which game it is you can trust DF to either break it or abuse a mechanic
go to 11:31 and turn on close captions
You can almost hear the frustration, lol.
Hey df I was wondering if you were going to play dead cells again soon
PS your my favorite youtuber
No Views; 221 likes; 1 dislike;
UA-cam, working as intended.
youngthinker1 doesn’t this joke get old
Every fucking video someone has to make this shitty joke
I found DF's channel from one of his animal crossing new horizons video of tarantula farming. Now I subbed and I'm so glad I did
Havoc Causing Creation ok
@@silveral2358 you ok? You sound not happy
A ramp is just a bridge that doesn’t go anywhere
Quack
🐤
Building under budget only benefits you if you also complete the levels with the bridge breaking anywhere.
happy fasting
i enjoy your videos.
Let's pause for a second and thank god that DF is a UA-camr and not an architect
Ur voice is so calm even when ur talking abt abusing animal crossing villagers
just like glados
Imagine they add flex tape as a bridge thingy and the strongest one
This may not be the right way to play the game but it sure is the best.
Wheeeeeeeeeeee
What
@@michaelbeatyou5345 the Car's
@@jmleonard07 ok
Epic
Awesome video
Nice.