If Bible Characters had iPhones

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  • Опубліковано 15 січ 2019
  • John Crist and Trey Kennedy break down what it would have been like if Bible Characters had iPhones.
    John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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  • @chusn1
    @chusn1 5 років тому +4293

    "How did Jesus get a blue check..he has 12 followers!!"

    • @Elovexxx
      @Elovexxx 5 років тому +63

      Abbyn V I’m so stupid i missed the 12 followers bit😫

    • @dashernation3343
      @dashernation3343 5 років тому +10

      Elove Xx 0:22

    • @Elovexxx
      @Elovexxx 5 років тому +17

      baGby Sepins I heard it but I didn’t clock the joke

    • @JoeDFWAviation
      @JoeDFWAviation 5 років тому +7

      Abbyn V oh duh, blue check. I didn’t get that at first 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @Sisyphu.s
      @Sisyphu.s 4 роки тому +18

      Abbyn V vertified of the eyes are God

  • @Carina5707
    @Carina5707 5 років тому +5016

    You guys missed the golden opportunity.
    “Dude, Lot just posted on Facebook that they decided to move out of Sodom and Gomorrah.”
    “Yeah his wife seems pretty salty about it.”

  • @tonysimonelli20
    @tonysimonelli20 5 років тому +2040

    “I sent a fire emoji and they got all offended.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I lost it

    • @rbbabyblues
      @rbbabyblues 5 років тому +7

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @martalover17
      @martalover17 5 років тому +26

      I've been to Bible study so much I got that straight away
      This man is comedy gold

    • @SadelovesJesus
      @SadelovesJesus 5 років тому +3

      Hahaha that's the one that got me.... hahahaha that was hands down the best one.....man... I've never laughed so hard.....

    • @ace-4634
      @ace-4634 4 роки тому +3

      I didn’t laugh because I didn’t understand any of the references, I’ve never read the Bible lol

    • @SweetLove4Change08
      @SweetLove4Change08 4 роки тому +2

      My fave by far. Well and Lots daughter having a baby.

  • @charity6190
    @charity6190 5 років тому +3010

    “Aww, Abraham and Isaac posted a selfie that they are headed to the mountains for a little father and son trip!”
    “Amazing!”
    “What could go wrong?”
    “I dunno.”
    “Wait, what’s that rope for?”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @KateRekrut
    @KateRekrut 5 років тому +6248

    Eve's asking for new phone recommendations. I told her Android's better but she's all about Apple.

  • @kalel0192
    @kalel0192 5 років тому +1221

    "Dude they're selling Joseph" "Can you do that?"

  • @rcae1130
    @rcae1130 5 років тому +787

    When Moses got sick, doctor told him to take 2 tablets.

  • @tashacharity1922
    @tashacharity1922 5 років тому +676

    "Do you follow Saul?"
    "No, why?"
    "He changed his username to Paul"
    🤣🤣That's how I choked on my juice

    • @KM-vz9df
      @KM-vz9df 2 роки тому +10

      I love how they mentioned Paul being in prison before ever mentioning his name change. Lol

    • @zoebrugg7594
      @zoebrugg7594 Рік тому +2

      A good one would have been "Which Saul?"

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 5 років тому +2456

    "He only has like, 12 followers!"
    Bruh. 😂

  • @othertuber707
    @othertuber707 5 років тому +4890

    *If Noah Instagrams one more time about his DIY Project I'm done.*

    • @HistorywithMalachi
      @HistorywithMalachi 5 років тому +49

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @thelncbros.85
      @thelncbros.85 5 років тому +5

      Samantha62 Chew62 😂

    • @emmaociee
      @emmaociee 5 років тому +137

      I'm not getting on that boat.

    • @marimayn716
      @marimayn716 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @j.b.8968
      @j.b.8968 5 років тому +17

      And NO invite? How rude!!

  • @elizabeth6134
    @elizabeth6134 5 років тому +789

    “How did Jesus get verified He only has like, 12 followers”
    STOP 😂

  • @allys744
    @allys744 4 роки тому +186

    “David is liking Bathsheba’s spring break pics!”

  • @thefangrell5787
    @thefangrell5787 5 років тому +1666

    When you grew up in the church and understand all the references. This is gold 👌

    • @lisacallan5462
      @lisacallan5462 5 років тому +5

      Same 😂

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 5 років тому +66

      I grew up ATHEIST and I understood all the references! I just plunged myself into nonstop study using original sources for almost 15 years after I became a Christian.

    • @BTSxARMY-qs2vc
      @BTSxARMY-qs2vc 5 років тому +1

      The Fangrell lol true tho 😂😂

    • @gn3101
      @gn3101 4 роки тому

      Right?????

    • @a.elsagonzalez6824
      @a.elsagonzalez6824 4 роки тому +1

      Amen!!

  • @summerparker477
    @summerparker477 5 років тому +695

    “ If Noah instagrams about his DIY project again I’m done” LOL!!

    • @christinanez4176
      @christinanez4176 5 років тому +9

      I'm not getting on that boat...

    • @knjjah2776
      @knjjah2776 5 років тому +9

      "I ain't gettin on that boat" 👀

    • @doggoslayer5679
      @doggoslayer5679 5 років тому +5

      Why is it raining so much?
      Edit: hey Noah can I come on your boat now. . . I’m kinda drowning

  • @cayleyish7357
    @cayleyish7357 5 років тому +3605

    Who knew every reference?

  • @beulaho
    @beulaho 5 років тому +1643

    When Trey said "Jesus is on the way..." I was like "No boy, Jesus IS the way!" 🐟🍞

  • @CassandraBankson
    @CassandraBankson 5 років тому +2527

    *Im on Facebook marketplace he’s trying to sell his brother can he do that?!* I died.

    • @mikaylagrace9106
      @mikaylagrace9106 5 років тому +6

      OMG I LOVE UR VIDS CASSANDRA! I’m doing a 30 day vegan challenge bc of you✨ so happy you watch JohnnChrist too

    • @CassandraBankson
      @CassandraBankson 5 років тому

      Mikayla Grace 😍❤️💕

    • @jusappia1580
      @jusappia1580 5 років тому

      😅

    • @vP3ppy
      @vP3ppy 5 років тому

      Could've Used Ebay

    • @cg0825
      @cg0825 5 років тому +6

      You still wearing that colorful robe. Don't you think you need a new fashion statement. Joseph: Dream on...

  • @user-vd2jk7dl3p
    @user-vd2jk7dl3p 5 років тому +1939

    "Wait, what's that rope for?" HaHAHAHAH!!!🤣

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 5 років тому +1

      DeShiia Coleman omgggg

    • @juanramon3223
      @juanramon3223 5 років тому +3

      I didn't understand that one

    • @Xevothian
      @Xevothian 5 років тому +27

      Juan Ramon Abraham ties up Isaac, following God’s commands, and is getting ready to sacrifice Isaac when God intervenes telling him that he has a lamb to sacrifice in Isaac’s stead.

    • @lyricshelper2042
      @lyricshelper2042 5 років тому +3

      You had 666 likes

    • @freestuffforlife101
      @freestuffforlife101 5 років тому +4

      That's how God works. (Mafia meme

  • @somecrazyveteran
    @somecrazyveteran 4 роки тому +242

    I got one
    “Dude have you seen Ruth’s status update?”
    “No, why?”
    “She went from Married, to widowed to married again”

    • @davidwarmels7945
      @davidwarmels7945 Рік тому +1

      Accidentally hit the thumbs down button. Was trying to hit more comments.

    • @nsphilippe
      @nsphilippe Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @somecrazyveteran
      @somecrazyveteran Рік тому +1

      @@nsphilippe glad someone thought that was funny

  • @miss_anthrope5198
    @miss_anthrope5198 5 років тому +157

    "I'm in this group chat with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego and I sent a fire emoji and they all got offended

    • @tp9795
      @tp9795 4 роки тому +6

      Mb Doxa baby Christian here, and I just read a bit of Daniel.. so happy I got the reference haha

  • @genesiszuniga4088
    @genesiszuniga4088 5 років тому +1505

    “Bro’ you’re following the women at the well?”
    “Is not like that...”
    “Check your heart dude.”🤣😂 Too much!!

    • @wildmysticess
      @wildmysticess 5 років тому +30

      I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight bc of that last "check your heart" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jj5515
      @jj5515 5 років тому +14

      Cant stop laughing - even after watching it a few times. "Check your Heart " lol

    • @ephatraceykalorib8645
      @ephatraceykalorib8645 5 років тому +7

      Nailed it! 😂😂😂😂

    • @pinkrose282
      @pinkrose282 5 років тому +4

      😆😆

    • @garlicgirl3149
      @garlicgirl3149 5 років тому +4

      I cracked up!!!

  • @thatguitardude4307
    @thatguitardude4307 5 років тому +249

    I think the best part is that John and Trey are laughing half of the time at their own jokes! It makes it so much funnier because it's like it's not even scripted!

    • @thatguitardude4307
      @thatguitardude4307 5 років тому

      Also, I don't want to be that guy, but thank you all for the likes!

    • @etherealstars5766
      @etherealstars5766 4 роки тому +3

      It may not have been scripted... But it sure was scriptured!

  • @jonm3047
    @jonm3047 5 років тому +250

    I have one...
    “Oh look Solomon’s Getting Married Again.”
    “Ugh. Again? How many does that make?”
    “That would be 700.”

  • @kendullanderson2833
    @kendullanderson2833 5 років тому +252

    This JUST might be the best thing since Veggies Tales 💀🔥💯😭😂

  • @triplestixiii9348
    @triplestixiii9348 5 років тому +847

    You’re following the woman at the well??? Check your heart. 😂😂

    • @tabithathewholistic
      @tabithathewholistic 5 років тому +5

      😆😆

    • @joshuadonahue5871
      @joshuadonahue5871 5 років тому +3

      Dr Bob approves this username

    • @tsmith1391
      @tsmith1391 5 років тому +3

      I literally can't stop laughing at this part!!🤣😂🤣

    • @gabeinthebox
      @gabeinthebox 5 років тому +1

      I don’t get this one, plz help

    • @sc-vs2pl
      @sc-vs2pl 5 років тому +1

      I think it's about Isaac's wife Rebekah. Abraham's servant has found her at the well

  • @chucklin9629
    @chucklin9629 5 років тому +1476

    UA-cam put something Bible related on trending... this is a first.

    • @fpp144
      @fpp144 5 років тому +86

      And it has actual GOOD comments. Its an act of God lol

    • @pamelalawhon3536
      @pamelalawhon3536 5 років тому +41

      No kidding. Hysterically funny without being crude. Well only a little.

    • @olivia-oz3qe
      @olivia-oz3qe 5 років тому +4

      Chuck Lin it’s because they’re mocking Jesus

    • @chucklin9629
      @chucklin9629 5 років тому +12

      I mean, kind of. His material is not really very funny, but I don't think John Crist means to mock Christians or Jesus.

    • @olivia-oz3qe
      @olivia-oz3qe 5 років тому +2

      @@chucklin9629 i think he is mocking though..

  • @dannybenhur6123
    @dannybenhur6123 5 років тому +319

    This channel is way too underrated...This is a masterpiece...

  • @sburns90
    @sburns90 5 років тому +58

    "Dude, Lot's daughter is pregnant, I wonder who the father is."
    - - - I died when I heard that.

  • @rae-michellel6878
    @rae-michellel6878 5 років тому +491

    “Maybe he’s in prison again? Again?” LOL

  • @totesme14
    @totesme14 5 років тому +758

    Yeah, I'm gonna need a part 2 on this

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 років тому +7

      Yep. Or a series

    • @racheljill8213
      @racheljill8213 5 років тому +4

      Yes! Part 2, Please!
      The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit.
      It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim!
      Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!*
      No harm, no foul. Remember we are the *body* of Christ, YahShua, but we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait!
      Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.
      To the *pure* at heart *all* things are pure; but to the froward all things are froward or unsavory... Another word for froward would be “scornful.”
      *Psalm **18:26*
      With the pure thou wilt shew thyself pure; and with the froward thou wilt shew thyself froward.
      *2 Samuel **22:27*
      *With the pure thou wilt shew thyself pure;*. and with the froward thou wilt shew thyself unsavoury.
      *Titus **1:15*
      *Unto the pure all things are pure*: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.
      *Proverbs 21:8*
      The way of man is froward and strange: but as for the *pure*, his work is right.

    • @jlp4246
      @jlp4246 5 років тому +1

      Dude you're a psycho lol. Love it! Definitively a series

    • @matthewdetling9264
      @matthewdetling9264 5 років тому

      soulfulpizza14 totally agree

    • @franciswalker6631
      @franciswalker6631 Рік тому +1

      Yes, please! This was great years ago, and it still rocks!!!! Please, please do another one. Please, please please. This stuff never gets old. 😆

  • @noahcallaway7574
    @noahcallaway7574 5 років тому +610

    *Have you seen seen Lot's status update??*
    *Soddom and Gamora is Lit!!*
    *When Lot posted it, his wife got super salty!!*

  • @WonderGirlDevlin
    @WonderGirlDevlin 5 років тому +96

    I DIED AT THE JONAH GOING DEEP SEA FISHING I love this so much 😂

  • @jerseyjess7826
    @jerseyjess7826 5 років тому +664

    Oh my God... Lot's daughter is pregnant. "I wonder who the Dad is". Haven't laughed that hard in awhile!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aubsmart86
      @aubsmart86 5 років тому +4

      Jessica Like I'm going to give my real name sammmee!! 😂😂😂

    • @SpartyBeaumont
      @SpartyBeaumont 5 років тому +26

      Too far. :)
      I erupted in laughter!

    • @racheljill8213
      @racheljill8213 5 років тому +22

      The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit.
      It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim!
      Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!*
      No harm, no foul. As the *body* of Christ, YahShua, we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait!
      Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.

    • @tupokiwe
      @tupokiwe 5 років тому +3

      Lol...this one killed me.

    • @sumiko1978a
      @sumiko1978a 5 років тому +10

      Leah Warrington Genesis 19: 30-38

  • @ALastingBeauty
    @ALastingBeauty 5 років тому +620

    I've watched this video 3 times and the Jonah one get me everytime😂😂 "maybe he doesn't have service" 😂

    • @mosoho
      @mosoho 5 років тому +1

      ALastingBeauty that’s my favorite too!

    • @lykiqueen1476
      @lykiqueen1476 5 років тому +4

      @Legend Spryzen Requiem Jonah is saved by being swallowed by a large fish, where he spends 3 days and 3 nights until he begins to pray to God, leading to God commanding the fish to spit Jonah out

    • @danielboggan2479
      @danielboggan2479 5 років тому +2

      Legend Spryzen Requiem Jonah was swallowed by a whale for three days after running from God.

    • @tez817
      @tez817 5 років тому

      616 likes??

    • @noelleb2844
      @noelleb2844 5 років тому +1

      I don't get it😭

  • @stobbi38
    @stobbi38 4 роки тому +63

    "I wonder who the father is-"
    "Too far dude"
    Lost it XD

  • @yobabybubba
    @yobabybubba 5 років тому +87

    *You're following the woman at the well? Check your heart.* 🤣

  • @Jesuspadawan
    @Jesuspadawan 5 років тому +161

    Noah’s DIY project. “I ain’t gettin’ on that boat.” Lol

  • @prettysimplemusic
    @prettysimplemusic 5 років тому +1670

    Group chat with Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego (fire emoji) 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Y’all dudes are wild!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Adegail_
      @Adegail_ 5 років тому

      PrettySimpleMusic one of my fave lines 🤣🤣

    • @priscilliambemba8888
      @priscilliambemba8888 5 років тому

      PrettySimpleMusic I dead at this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @clairufo
      @clairufo 5 років тому +5

      Can somebody please tell me who those people are because I'm not familiar with them? Thanks!

    • @barackobama7177
      @barackobama7177 5 років тому

      don't worry claire theyre all fake just like god
      allahu akbar

    • @TheJicssgr4h
      @TheJicssgr4h 5 років тому +1

      I love how he pronounced abednego incorrect!! 😂😂

  • @texastea5686
    @texastea5686 4 роки тому +65

    "Has anyone seen Enoch? It's like he dropped off the face of the earth...."

  • @karol5552
    @karol5552 5 років тому +51

    0:31 Bathsheba spring break pictures🤣🤣 I lost it when they started laughing too

    • @totoporcaro
      @totoporcaro 3 роки тому

      Reference? I’m just learning.

  • @Rebecca-asdf
    @Rebecca-asdf 5 років тому +282

    lollll when they laugh at their own jokes and break character 😂

  • @ElijahZielke
    @ElijahZielke 5 років тому +1498

    Do I look like Adam to you? 😂

    • @dominickbasso2523
      @dominickbasso2523 5 років тому +7

      Elijah Zielke i so desperately want to like this but it’s also at 666 likes and I’d rather keep it that way

    • @ElijahZielke
      @ElijahZielke 5 років тому +1

      Dominick Basso LoL that is crazy 😝

    • @krausemaker3127
      @krausemaker3127 5 років тому +1

      You look like you have a good channel for a new chanel

    • @ElijahZielke
      @ElijahZielke 5 років тому

      Krause Maker thanks bro!!!!!!!!

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 років тому +1

      It has 14 thousand likes for this video

  • @RadBunny2269
    @RadBunny2269 5 років тому +30

    "I used a 🔥 emoji & they got offended." 😂😂😂.

  • @Mari_Oh
    @Mari_Oh 4 роки тому +13

    "Have you seen the weather report? 50% chance of quail." 😂🤣😃

  • @heidibowie549
    @heidibowie549 5 років тому +164

    Why is my favorite part when they break character and crack themselves up?! 😂 Good time, guys!

  • @justinknitter6057
    @justinknitter6057 5 років тому +365

    “Bro do you have the location on for the children of Israel? They’re literally just wandering around. It makes no sense.”

    • @a_noelle8595
      @a_noelle8595 5 років тому +4

      😄

    • @Gbutler777
      @Gbutler777 5 років тому +2

      Hilarious

    • @lalalaura4382
      @lalalaura4382 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @inputname2727
      @inputname2727 5 років тому +4

      This was awesome but David and Bathsheba and Joseph's brothers was pure gold 😂

    • @racheljill8213
      @racheljill8213 5 років тому +3

      The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit.
      It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim!
      Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!*
      No harm, no foul. As the *body* of Christ, YahShua, we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait!
      Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.

  • @b.9629
    @b.9629 4 роки тому +19

    I need a sequel to this! Please!!! There are so many more jokes y’all could make!
    We all need this!

  • @Metalruedi
    @Metalruedi 5 років тому +417

    Trump just tweeted he´s gonna appoint Nehemiah to build the wall.

  • @lilmermaid2342
    @lilmermaid2342 5 років тому +2791

    I actually understand all of this... thank you bible studies. 🙏🏻

    • @silasmayes7954
      @silasmayes7954 5 років тому +33

      Went to a Christian school for 7 years so it makes it halarious!

    • @thebovineavenger
      @thebovineavenger 5 років тому +16

      Right. Those were great. I give them 3 Thorny crowns.

    • @GuardiansCreed
      @GuardiansCreed 5 років тому +4

      I dont get the Lots baby one? Explain?

    • @slicedtoad
      @slicedtoad 5 років тому +13

      @@GuardiansCreed Incest. Specifically, his daughters got him drunk and they both got pregnant.

    • @lilmermaid2342
      @lilmermaid2342 5 років тому +2

      Guardians Creed the babies are his...

  • @lcc9769
    @lcc9769 5 років тому +151

    I died at "what's that rope for?"

  • @1Melissaworld
    @1Melissaworld 5 років тому +45

    The rich young ruler 😂...that does sound like someone’s rap name! 😂😂😂

  • @JR0G
    @JR0G 5 років тому +35

    I didn’t know if to laugh or repent 😂

  • @cg0825
    @cg0825 5 років тому +224

    Moses' GPS...cross the Red Sea in 2 miles turn right to Mount Sinai. Continue 3 days through desert. ETA Thursday ...Recalculating, recalculating ETA 40 years...

    • @codyevaristo8029
      @codyevaristo8029 4 роки тому +1

      That's because someone lost a penny and they had to backtrack

  • @edithistaken
    @edithistaken 5 років тому +128

    “I ain’t gettin on that boat” 😂💀

  • @davidstoyanoff
    @davidstoyanoff 5 років тому +37

    Did you see the line on this Israelites Philistine game? They got this rookie named David pitching

  • @perrylinply7482
    @perrylinply7482 3 роки тому +5

    When he said “Don’t look behind you.”
    I died.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @reatlegilemalope6959
    @reatlegilemalope6959 5 років тому +351

    BRO, I JUST GOT A VENMO REQUEST FROM JUDAS 😕😕
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LavenousForever
    @LavenousForever 5 років тому +825

    Lot’s daughter having a baby killed me 😂😂

  • @pseudonymous9305
    @pseudonymous9305 5 років тому +27

    "Sin City.
    *Don't look behind you*
    What?
    nevermind"

  • @Jewels1573
    @Jewels1573 5 років тому +25

    Job's now started a GoFundMe (eye roll)

  • @jpg7616
    @jpg7616 5 років тому +286

    How about: "Dude, Samson needs to cut back on these gym selfies. But you gotta admit... his hair looks good though. #nohomo"

    • @jenesha5055
      @jenesha5055 5 років тому +5

      Hey that's nice.. actually 😊

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 роки тому +17

      They're gonna have a huge party at the temple! I heard they invited Samson.
      Oh what could go wrong.

    • @ellyluquenmusic7798
      @ellyluquenmusic7798 4 роки тому +3

      Aww that would of been a good one!!! Lol love it!!! They should edit in there.

    • @ShavaChihera
      @ShavaChihera 2 роки тому +1

      Dude I heard his girl turned informant for the feds and cut all his hair for DNA evidence while he slept

    • @humblednature9593
      @humblednature9593 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 5 років тому +288

    Every joke is flawless. Lol

  • @graycrownedcrane8408
    @graycrownedcrane8408 5 років тому +11

    "dude you want a bite of this?"
    "Do I look like Adam?"
    😂😂I'm dying!!

  • @ejness
    @ejness Рік тому +4

    Came back to this video 4 years later and it’s still sooo funny. lol

  • @chillinebony
    @chillinebony 5 років тому +32

    I'm done: "David is liking and commenting on every one of Bathsheba's spring break pics" 😂 😂 😂

  • @matthewcrawford4216
    @matthewcrawford4216 5 років тому +205

    50% chance of quail!? That’s quality dad joke material and I’m stealing it!

    • @Whewchilee
      @Whewchilee 5 років тому +2

      Matthew Crawford I don’t get it😭😭

    • @k8ishere
      @k8ishere 5 років тому +5

      And it sounds like hail?

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 5 років тому +1

      I thought it was manna? Or bread of some kind? Weird that I’d remember that and not QUAIL, lol. Although I like bread and it would have sounded delicious to me at the time. I never had time to eat before Bible school, and they always ran out of donuts before we got there. 😂

    • @matthewcrawford4216
      @matthewcrawford4216 5 років тому +1

      Amara Jordan there was manna but the Israelites complained they didn’t have meat so God sent them so much meat, quail that they got sick from it. Numbers 11:31

    • @danielboggan2479
      @danielboggan2479 5 років тому

      Amara Jordan it was manna but when they complained about only having manna instead of quail , melons, etc like they’d had in Egypt god sent quail to them and made them sick while they ate the meat
      Numbers 11 is where you’ll find the story

  • @yaboi-_-2059
    @yaboi-_-2059 4 роки тому +18

    My religion teacher showed this to our class...

  • @somebodytouchamespaghetta5435
    @somebodytouchamespaghetta5435 4 роки тому +96

    "He only has 12 followers!"
    *Judas Iscariot has unfollowed Jesus Christ.*
    ~LATER~
    *Mattias has followed Jesus Christ.*
    *Paul has followed Jesus Christ.*
    Edit: lol 12 likes

    • @toast2139
      @toast2139 3 роки тому +3

      *Judus has unfollowed Jesus*

    • @noahcallaway7574
      @noahcallaway7574 3 роки тому +2

      @Christianityofficial
      2B followers

  • @starshonnie5904
    @starshonnie5904 5 років тому +689

    Lot's daughter is pregnant, I wonder who the dad is 😂😂😂😂

    • @allykatttv
      @allykatttv 5 років тому +5

      Star Shonnie i died😭

    • @thatguitardude4307
      @thatguitardude4307 5 років тому +58

      Had to look that one up quickly...seriously regretting that one a little bit lol.

    • @starshonnie5904
      @starshonnie5904 5 років тому +14

      @@thatguitardude4307 hahahaha it's a horrible joke.. but it's great

    • @drummerbb3660
      @drummerbb3660 5 років тому +75

      That's a "Lot" of damage

    • @MiChJeSu22
      @MiChJeSu22 5 років тому +4

      DrummerBB Oooooooooh 🔥

  • @joyce_music
    @joyce_music 5 років тому +119

    The breaks in character *KILL* mehhh 🤣😂. I adore you both. Thx for the uncontrollable fits of giggles.

    • @emmaociee
      @emmaociee 5 років тому +3

      Those are literally my favorite parts. They can't NOT laugh at themselves🤣

    • @joyce_music
      @joyce_music 5 років тому +1

      I know, right!! 😂

    • @ParisienneFarmgirl
      @ParisienneFarmgirl 5 років тому +1

      The breaks are my fav.

    • @joyce_music
      @joyce_music 5 років тому +1

      Sameee!! 🤣

  • @etherealstars5766
    @etherealstars5766 4 роки тому +10

    "Hey have you seen Elijah's new whip on his Instagram post?"
    "Yeah the mustang? It's fire!"

  • @eleaya_rebekah
    @eleaya_rebekah 5 років тому +42

    Aww Abraham and Isaac posted a picture on the mountains for there little father son trip
    What could go wrong??
    Wait what's that rope for?
    BEST PART

  • @nicolerobertson2654
    @nicolerobertson2654 5 років тому +130

    "Lot's daughter's pregnant, I wonder who the father is?"
    My reaction: 😨
    "Too far"
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-vd2jk7dl3p
    @user-vd2jk7dl3p 5 років тому +925

    Lot and his daughter would have been on Jerry Springer

  • @MsGoldenSmiles
    @MsGoldenSmiles 5 років тому +3

    We need a Part two please!!! Loved it!!

  • @michellemichelle9143
    @michellemichelle9143 3 роки тому +6

    I’ve watched this so many times! It never gets old 😂

  • @briancannon4607
    @briancannon4607 5 років тому +56

    I lost it when he said *Abram and Isaac posted a selfie of them going on a father-son trip* oh man

  • @katiemcspadden6549
    @katiemcspadden6549 5 років тому +232

    Ok who else has watched it more than once? 😂😂

    • @Devin3Anthologie
      @Devin3Anthologie 5 років тому +2

      Me! I saw it at his show last year 😂 soooo funny. I'm glad he posted it

    • @thelncbros.85
      @thelncbros.85 5 років тому +2

      😂 haha me!

    • @christinanez4176
      @christinanez4176 5 років тому +5

      me, i have watched at least 6x's now!!! i keep finding something funny each time i watch it...

    • @katiemcspadden6549
      @katiemcspadden6549 5 років тому +1

      Christi Nanez me, too! It’s so hilarious 😂

    • @Courterfly
      @Courterfly 5 років тому +2

      Devin Fane Me! 🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @CeCeW51
    @CeCeW51 5 років тому +3

    I hope there will be a part 2. This is seriously epic

  • @zarib10
    @zarib10 5 років тому +3

    I’m so glad y’all collabed, this was great 😂

  • @alexandraslibrary
    @alexandraslibrary 5 років тому +390

    Hahaha this is so witty. The Saul/Paul name change lol.

    • @unacceptablesisterpeter3431
      @unacceptablesisterpeter3431 5 років тому +2

      Pauls in prison again

    • @karatesoccerbaseball
      @karatesoccerbaseball 5 років тому +4

      Actually it wasn't a name change. Saul is his Hebrew/Jewish name, while Paul was his Latin/Greek/Roman name. Saul/Paul was Jewish, but also a Roman citizen, so he had special privileges (i.e. beheading instead of crucifixion)

  • @wherescalebshaw
    @wherescalebshaw 5 років тому +593

    you know it’s great to see actually funny content on trending

    • @racheljill8213
      @racheljill8213 5 років тому +1

      Caleb Shaw yes! The beauty of this humor is it’s universal appeal, which isn’t mockery, nor is it making light of the sin Our Saviour, YahShua, paid such an enormous price for... but rather serving a purpose - *to bring these things BACK into the minds of His people* ... to jog or trigger your mind to stay focused on His Word and things of the Spirit.
      It should prompt the unlearned to study and find out what they missed, and it should powerfully reinforce the memory of the verses brought to light so they stay fresh in your mind, heart and soul. This also helps draw in those who might not otherwise hear - I saw kind comments even from those professing to be Muslim!
      Imagine Father using humor as a vehicle to draw little children, older kids, teens, and *ALL men to Himself* through His Son, YahShua Ha Maschiach, our Messiah! And *using humor to create an interest and curiosity for His Word!*
      No harm, no foul. As the *body* of Christ, YahShua, we all have different purposes, different skills - and it takes all different kinds of people to reach everyone... some will hear Him clearly through study, while others hear Him in hymns and music, and we should all hear Him in worship. These men are reaching to members not yet in the family - but who WILL be heirs of Salvation - as the fishers of men Christ taught us to be - consider that even lifting Father’s Word in humor makes excellent bait!
      Let - Everything - your hand finds to do be done with all your mind, heart, soul and strength as unto God and not unto men.

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube Рік тому

      @@racheljill8213 I highly doubt that this is humour and if it is it seemed harsh and mockery of Jesus christ,

    • @racheljill8213
      @racheljill8213 Рік тому

      @@IsraelCountryCube
      *Titus **1:15*
      Unto the PURE
      ALL things are PURE:
      but unto them that are defiled
      and unbelieving
      is NOTHING pure
      but even their mind
      and conscience is defiled.
      *Psalm 18:26*
      With the PURE
      Thou wilt shew thyself PURE;
      and with the FROWARD
      thou wilt shew thyself FROWARD.*
      *Froward: “(a person) Difficult to deal with, stiff-necked, unteachable, stubborn, arrogant, never learning, always finding fault, one who complains, is never satisfied, sees evil even in good things.”
      *2 Samuel 22:7*
      With the PURE
      Thou wilt shew thyself PURE;
      and with the FROWARD*
      Thou wilt shew thyself UNSAVORY.
      *Romans 14:20*
      For meat
      destroy not the work of God.
      ALL things indeed are PURE;
      but it is evil
      for that man
      who eateth with offence.

  • @equusquaggaquagga536
    @equusquaggaquagga536 4 роки тому +11

    "Adam and Eve had a baby. What's a baby?"
    "Uh oh. Jesus isn't on Judas' top 8 anymore."

  • @MsJamusic
    @MsJamusic 5 років тому +1

    Hilarious! Can't wait for Part 2

  • @oreothemainecoonandmore4748
    @oreothemainecoonandmore4748 5 років тому +149

    Too funny!! "I'm on Facebook market place, they're selling Joseph. Can they so that" lol 😂😂

  • @xtina6098
    @xtina6098 5 років тому +221

    It looked like they were just free styling the jokes. I love it 😂

  • @michealschmied9711
    @michealschmied9711 5 років тому +1

    Best yet! Love when y’all work together.

  • @haircandykina
    @haircandykina 5 років тому +3

    Hilarious!!! I didn’t want it to end! 😂

  • @wisehuman2084
    @wisehuman2084 5 років тому +741

    This is something you can not watch once😂😂😂

    • @ilovegarlicbread3477
      @ilovegarlicbread3477 5 років тому +6

      your right.......you only can wach it half way like me

    • @minniurban8457
      @minniurban8457 5 років тому +2

      So true😂

    • @TheRiverSteward
      @TheRiverSteward 5 років тому +2

      Facts!!

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 років тому +5

      I watched it all I liked it and understood every single joke.

    • @Schmophie
      @Schmophie 5 років тому +3

      wise Human I’ve watched it about 7 times 😂

  • @freedominabudget
    @freedominabudget 5 років тому +657

    Im on Facebook marketplace he’s trying to sell his brother can he do that?!

  • @aubsmart86
    @aubsmart86 5 років тому +12

    Omg these are too good!! 😂😂😂 Being a PK paid off, I knew all these references! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @gracio1231
    @gracio1231 3 роки тому +1

    By far the best!! LOL loved it great job

  • @JennyLynnMinistries
    @JennyLynnMinistries 5 років тому +222

    "Lots daughter is going to have a baby, I wonder who the Father is?".......chuckle.."Too far!" hahahaha

    • @clairufo
      @clairufo 5 років тому +1

      Can you explain this one for me please? Thank you!

    • @fruitypuffs5700
      @fruitypuffs5700 5 років тому +3

      @@clairufo Lot's daughters had incest with their dad. You can read the story in Genesis 19:30-38. That's why he asked, "I wonder who their dad is?"

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 років тому +3

      Claire Lot was the father of his daughter’s baby. How does people not know this?

  • @thelncbros.85
    @thelncbros.85 5 років тому +36

    “Hey do you fallow Saul”? “He changed his username to Paul”! 😂

    • @seonghwilee5481
      @seonghwilee5481 5 років тому +2

      TMI: Saul didn’t change his name. Saul is his Jewish name, and Paul is his Roman name.

    • @jprangel
      @jprangel 5 років тому +1

      Seong-Hwi Lee I was about to say taht

    • @cloroxbleach8986
      @cloroxbleach8986 5 років тому

      Seong-Hwi Lee ....that’s the joke

  • @js_musicmedia8981
    @js_musicmedia8981 5 років тому +25

    School cancelled due to impeding quail storm

  • @RaySingh87
    @RaySingh87 4 роки тому +6

    Oh, gosh! 🤣😂 David liking all of Bathsheba’s spring break pics! I LOVE IT!

  • @stevanblum25
    @stevanblum25 5 років тому +14

    “Have you heard from Paul in a while?”
    “Maybe he’s in prison.”
    “Again??” 😂😂

    • @yaboy20071
      @yaboy20071 5 років тому +1

      "Again??" and then they laugh
      I'm laughing so hard at that right now! 😂😂😂

  • @rachelmims7354
    @rachelmims7354 5 років тому +53

    “Dude, Jesus just got a blue check mark...how did he get verified? He only has twelve followers!” “Lot’s daughter is pregnant, I wonder who the dad is?” I died!!! 😂😂😂

  • @naturalbby1722
    @naturalbby1722 5 років тому +2

    _I used the fire emoji and they got all offended_ 😂😂

  • @babyst0423
    @babyst0423 5 років тому

    We need more of these!