Greetings from Torrance! It was teasin, not pleasin! I have had too many times that the machine looked like it was going to bless me with a Royal just to end with major disappointment. Even when you finally get a 4 of a kind, it just doesn't taste as good. It was still a good day though! You spent time with the family, ate a nice meal, won some money. A pretty good day!
Wow. Talk about a struggle. This is when slot players start beating on their screens. So frustrating because you KNOW those cards are in there! Next video, the big one comes!
I won $62.50 on video gold card poker last week in louisiana I usually put in $12-$19 and either lose it all (only once out of every 7-8 times or I lose half it and then I win $4 or $12)
Andrew, I know about that frustration. You did finally get 4oak on the bp deluxe. You must have been thinking of other names for the game. Best of it this year.
Minor irritation if you’re getting 1250 vs 2000. Try transitioning from super aces or TDB to deuces wild and holding a deuce and a pair of aces and ending up with 4 aces and a deuce.
Exactly. Despite what people think, the way it works is the RNG draws 10 cards. You get the first 5 cards the RNG chooses and then chooses 5 more cards in order as draw cards. A lot of players think it is timing based though which is actually non compliant in almost every jurisdiction in the world.
If it was 100% random the machine wouldn't be able to stay within the take-in/payout % that it's set to. It wouldn't be able to pay (lose) or collect (win) when it needs to. It wouldn't know the difference.
@@1crazywhiteboy717 I don't think it has to "know" because it's all statistics based on millions of hands off of a 52 card deck. It's the same way they get probability from roulette, for example. The casino doesn't "know" what colors will come out, but over millions of plays, they probability will fall in line with the 5.34% casino edge (American roulette).
Nearly no break even games exist anymore anywhere. The games being played by the guy in the video are definitely less than 100% return, some less than 98%.
@@Kacee2 I used to enjoy going to Vegas to gamble, and there were places that did give the player a chance at certain games, such as blackjack and video poker (some VP games). Those have vanished. I only know of one casino in Vegas that still offers 10/7 double bonus VP for dollars, and the good BJ games are essentially non-existent. A lot of the BJ games have eliminated 3/2 payout for a player blackjack.
LOL. It's like he doesn't understand that it's nearly impossible to improve from 3OAK to 4OAK. The machine has absolutely no recollection of past hands dealt nor past players; only an insane person would believe that.
So, if you think you can reset the game with your player’s card, then that means you think the game is not using a standard 52 card deck, and those cards are not being dealt randomly by a random number generator, therefore the game is RIGGED. So, why are you continuing to play a rigged game?
@@Rdking80 exactly right. These videos often make it seem like the quads are hitting all the time, when it can be many hundreds of hands between two. And sometimes you hit two back to back, very rare though 😃
And the 5 minute tourney will hardly take away from the Girl Scouts, rec baseball, motocross racing, rec soccer, dance, horse riding lessons, tennis, Bmx racing, comp soccer, and comp baseball we do. They’ll live 😂
A little Medical advice. I have seen you a number of times lower your mask and bring your hand to your mouth. Might want to rethink that. Anyway good gambling
Please ignore the hanger lol
🤣😂🤣😂
You are scaring the quads away with that thing!
When thing's aren't working out for me, I move my arse to another machine.
Just switched games…. Unbelievable
When you hit a Royal- you’re getting back to back.
How’s Ma? @Bigkats Poker?
@@cooperwinter7264 ma us fine
.,.,watching all the videos
You have to wait 15 minutes before reinserting player card to actually 'reset' your play
Yes, there's a secret 15 minute timer inside the machine. Because that's how engineers have fun.
I'm confused but isn't a royal the 10, J, Q, K, A of the same suit? You drew a diamond flush at the 2:20 mark not a royal.
That's cool you take your family with you. I do the same when I get invited to play. They love the perks!
Leaving kids alone in the room while you gamble. Where's the wife?
@@1kenodave1 Haha probably at work to support his gambling habits.
No kidding, great life…
Greetings from Torrance! It was teasin, not pleasin! I have had too many times that the machine looked like it was going to bless me with a Royal just to end with major disappointment. Even when you finally get a 4 of a kind, it just doesn't taste as good. It was still a good day though! You spent time with the family, ate a nice meal, won some money. A pretty good day!
I noticed when 2 pair pay 2-1 it is bankroll freindly
Wow. Talk about a struggle. This is when slot players start beating on their screens. So frustrating because you KNOW those cards are in there! Next video, the big one comes!
Dude, I was feeling for ya with all those 3 of a kinds on the deal😵💫
So you pick the pair, even though you have three to royal?
I’m curious about your Tesla. Is it a full driving or a single lane Drive?
I enjoyed the “grind” of this frustrating run with the surprise ending! Nice one Slotmassacre!🙌🏻🙌🏻🌎
Who is watching the kids while you play? You left them alone in the hotel room?
i’m sure he tipped the hotel maids very well.
Getting a royal from 3 cards is about 1/1100. Might as well record every time you hold a pair since getting quads is only 1/360.
where do you practice your video poker. I pad , computer ??
Nice family
I won $62.50 on video gold card poker last week in louisiana I usually put in $12-$19 and either lose it all (only once out of every 7-8 times or I lose half it and then I win $4 or $12)
Andrew, I know about that frustration. You did finally get 4oak on the bp deluxe. You must have been thinking of other names for the game. Best of it this year.
I guess you traded quads for royal draws for the first 2 hours😂
Great video!
Aw3$0M3 teasing session !
Ahh…the agonizing frustration of video poker!🙃
Slay That Video Poker Royal Flush Dragon!!!!
🤑🤑🤑🤑
Wow I don't think I've seen so many 3 draws to a Royal.
Extraordinary amount of draws to the royal in a short period to continually come up short. (At least you can have fun being a father!)
beard grew really quick too.
whats the most free play youve seen? most ive seen "havent been to vegas yet" was 2000 a week
Double up....when you catch decent fish. The only way to really win 🏆
That was the strangest play. Absolutely would have driven me crazy.
It’s edited
@@davidmitalski4672 It's the same machine so regardless, it's frustrating play.
Minor irritation if you’re getting 1250 vs 2000. Try transitioning from super aces or TDB to deuces wild and holding a deuce and a pair of aces and ending up with 4 aces and a deuce.
To me that's the sign of a gambling addict, and he should try transitioning to gambler's anonymous.
There is no "secret". It's all 100% random 100% of the time. Nice play though!
Exactly. Despite what people think, the way it works is the RNG draws 10 cards. You get the first 5 cards the RNG chooses and then chooses 5 more cards in order as draw cards. A lot of players think it is timing based though which is actually non compliant in almost every jurisdiction in the world.
If it was 100% random the machine wouldn't be able to stay within the take-in/payout % that it's set to. It wouldn't be able to pay (lose) or collect (win) when it needs to. It wouldn't know the difference.
@@1crazywhiteboy717 I don't think it has to "know" because it's all statistics based on millions of hands off of a 52 card deck. It's the same way they get probability from roulette, for example. The casino doesn't "know" what colors will come out, but over millions of plays, they probability will fall in line with the 5.34% casino edge (American roulette).
2:47
You didn’t hold the ♠️8. Why?
3 to a royal has a higher EV than 4 to a flush (though there are a few rare exceptions to this)
$4 K dollar cheese in the Pa Pa💵
Help… what’s a “draw”? And what’s “dirty” mean in your reference?
Looked pretty successful to me. ? Not sure why the frustration
I live in Texas and we either have to go to Oklahoma or Louisiana to play and all of the machines are 8/5. RIP off.
Nearly no break even games exist anymore anywhere. The games being played by the guy in the video are definitely less than 100% return, some less than 98%.
@@BigfistJP casinos have become a total scam. They used to be just a partial scam...lol
@@Kacee2 I used to enjoy going to Vegas to gamble, and there were places that did give the player a chance at certain games, such as blackjack and video poker (some VP games). Those have vanished. I only know of one casino in Vegas that still offers 10/7 double bonus VP for dollars, and the good BJ games are essentially non-existent. A lot of the BJ games have eliminated 3/2 payout for a player blackjack.
@@BigfistJP exactly. That's why I quit going.
LFG!!
Guess this shows way its called gambling...
LOL. It's like he doesn't understand that it's nearly impossible to improve from 3OAK to 4OAK. The machine has absolutely no recollection of past hands dealt nor past players; only an insane person would believe that.
Why are the payouts on that machine so high??
It is one of my hidden jems :)
Kids?....I know you meant tax deductions.
LOL! Talk dirty to her...
So, if you think you can reset the game with your player’s card, then that means you think the game is not using a standard 52 card deck, and those cards are not being dealt randomly by a random number generator, therefore the game is RIGGED. So, why are you continuing to play a rigged game?
Two the Royal odds are 1/250 and you act like you should hit every time. Come on man.
@@Rdking80 No it's 250 to 1. Do the math.
I misspoke. What I meant to say when you have three cards and you need to for the royal it is 250 to one to get it.
@@Rdking80 It's 250 to 1 needing 2 cards to hit the royal.
@@Rdking80 yep you are right. All the more he should bitch less that he doesn't get it. It gets annoying.
@@Rdking80 exactly right. These videos often make it seem like the quads are hitting all the time, when it can be many hundreds of hands between two. And sometimes you hit two back to back, very rare though 😃
Lol
Can't ignore booger .
You brought your children to a slot tournament? Did you leave them alone in the hotel room? Yikes, dude!
I’m not a single parent 😒
And the 5 minute tourney will hardly take away from the Girl Scouts, rec baseball, motocross racing, rec soccer, dance, horse riding lessons, tennis, Bmx racing, comp soccer, and comp baseball we do. They’ll live 😂
what? never had that many 3 of a kinds EVER - sheesh whiner
A little Medical advice. I have seen you a number of times lower your mask and bring your hand to your mouth. Might want to rethink that. Anyway good gambling