Stan Taunts Jewelry Host
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2025
- A clip from South Park Season 12 Episode 2
Feeling furious, Stan decides to give the jewelry host a call daring the jewelry host to kill himself.
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The seriousness in "i'm not joking, do it" was perfect.
Looked at this right when he said it
The pause before he said “do it” was priceless! 😂
@anb7408 I'd say it was $2,500, how does that sound?
‘Lemme…lemme *breathes in* set the stage for ya here’
Classic South Park, getting even the vocal ticks of people down to a T
Tony S. was a varsity breather.
Maybe all that money they save on animation goes into good voice casting.
Yeah trey is a genius lol
the fact that the studio didnt hang up on Stan means they want the host dead too
No, they just don't have anyone working besides him and the camera man at 2 AM.
@@Dazlidorne the camera man was in on it
Yea I think they realised he's such a douche let's let it roll
dangit 999th like
@@Dazlidorne so, who’s the one with the painted fingernails? The cameraman or the host? 🤔
Dude!! He brought the lawsuit's price down from $2.7 million to $2,939!!
That's QUITE a sale!!!!
You're not going to get better deals anywhere else
@@Salithin😅😂
you might get a lower price in court if you give everyone a 13-carat panzoto-panzanite ring
I one seen an 8billion dollar 200 carrot emerald and plasticite ring go on sale for $75.95. some of these deals are insane
That poor worker who keeps hearing the numbers and has to keep changing the item's prices. 😂
That's what he gets paid for.
That detail is fucking gold to me
Man , That's my work lol
The way stan is such a dry character it's scenes like this where it really pays of. My favourite line is your the definition of evil as he just sounds so casual when he says it.
Seriously, Stan doesn't even curse, but you can feel the depth of his contempt when he says "maggot".
@@silverblade357 yeah I think stan not swearing worked better for the scene. As he is just saying how he truly see the person. And also it makes it so much more funnier what stan is saying sounds so genuine.
LMAO, him bargaining the suicide liability suite
Down to the exact price of the Topanza Topanzanite ring LMAO
And I love how whoever is working the onscreen display just types in whatever price the host says, whether it's about the item or not.
"do it" gets me every time 😭
Considering the host actually did it, makes me believe he knows Stan is right and finally had the courage to do it.
At least he did the right thing at the end
The host was coached by Mary Kay Bergman...
@mcgannahanskyjellyfeti6854 tryhard edgelord
@@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854 YOU DID NOT-
late night jewelry sales channels are kind of addictive in a super wierd way. They really nailed the long pauses that they do between sentences
My older brother and I used to watch them together for a laugh. Good times.
Its really good for when you come home from a bender and you're holding a gun in your hand you dont remember buying
that's how they get you, especially once your brain starts going fuzzy with age
The Royalty free music makes it even funnier
I appreciate how, later in the episode, the Old people outright pressure him into actually pulling the trigger live on set.
You got lady balls!
"they'll look good on your dead body"
You don't have the barls.
@@deithw3n ya got lady bawls
Honestly, the jaunty shopping-channel music in the background brings this whole joke together.
the music in the background just makes it so much funnier xD
I do not endorse suicide or taunting someone into suicide, but this is hilarious. The name calling was brilliant.
In Stan's defense, that guy was the definition of evil
Why not?
@@LURKTec life is sacred.
@@emanym Not all life.
@@emanym I guess hitler should have lived huh?
“I gotta gun right here whaddya think about that?”
Put it against your temple and pull the trigger
"Put it against your temple and pull the trigger."
* BOOM *
@@LegionOfBlues901lmfao
You don't got the bawlz. You got lady balls
That's one of the best episodes. A very hard critics to society and also one of the most heartbreaking moments (Grandpa saying he once had a dog he loved so much. When the dog died, he tried to cheer himself up, saying he'd always have the memory of his face to remember him... Now he doesn't remember it. He's alone and suffering in a nursing home, begging for someone who gives a fuck about him, because Randy, Shelly and Sharon never visit. The only one who actually loves him is Stan, the other ones are just waiting for him to die, so they won't have to visit him again... And Randy wants him to die to have every cent he has left)
Grandpa should put all his money into a ‘Buy Gold’ commercial and secretly give it to Stan later on.
STAN THE MOST LOYAL
He's trying to protect his family, is all.
I love how Stan sounds. He's not mad or pissed. He doesn't even see the guy worthy to be yelled at. He's just disgusted about him and tells him to do it, with no emorion or feeling. Like he was doing an oral report or .ordering at a restaurant
Lemme, lemme set the staaaage for you here 😂😂 love the way he delivers that line
the do it at the end brings it all together
Stan had no chill and I freaking love him for it.
We should all say the same thing to telemarketers.
I've done this to scammers every time I get a call from one.
@@bane2201 Since most of them have Indian accents, I point out that one person out of 1.4 billion won't be missed.
Telemarketers at 7am. Demonic.
Apparently, someone said that to Mary Kay Bergman in 1999...
This part and at the end when the senior citizens are also taunting the jewelry show host is the best part of this entire episode.
you got lady balls
My league of legends teammate after losing:
That my LOL teammate WHILE playing
When Stan became Palpatine.
“I’m not suggesting anymore.” - Stan
"I'm not joking... Do it!"
Tempting to do this to Televangelists who say “God is telling me he wants me to have a jumbo luxury jet”
Tempting to do that with Televangelists…
Well, that depends
Stealing our inheritance one soul at a time
And telemarketers.
@@finnkdy they are all crooks. They live beyond lavish lifestyles
Not really faith can actually help people
1:16 "thats a lawsuit worth....$2.7 million how does that sound" as the number changes😂😂
>liable for telling someone to kill himself, then he does
I mean whole schools go pretending they don't know who *caused* one student to kill themselves, so..
I like it when stan talks this way sarcastically and still be firm even when he is not joking. I still get a laugh out of it.
That's what years of friendship with Eric Cartman do to you.
Somethings telling me, he was considering it before Stan called in.
Probably not, I think it's more because so many people were telling him to do it, it made him feel like he was not a valued person in life, like no one cared if he lived or died. That's actually pretty deep.
I called the “Hairclub for Men” to dispute the validity of the “Before and After” pics after carefully pointing out details that didn’t match,(example)..in one BEFORE pic,there is NO gap between mans front teeth,yet in the AFTER pic,there actually IS a gap..who suddenly gets a gap between teeth after hair transplant? Company’s reply,” Sir,I can tell you they are the same person and is there anything else I can help you with”?When I asked him if he was saying that because it’s fact or if he legally has to say that,at which time he promptly hung up on me.After calling back 7 more time and each time the “Marketing Dept” failed to even pick up…On the 8th time,before operator could transfer me,I told her no one was answering..after a minute,she informed me my number had been blocked.
Gbvbbv
Qa
You should have reported the ad to the Federal Trade Commission. They're the ones that handle truth in advertising lawsuits.
This is an ode to Bill Hicks! It was directed at people working in marketing/advertising in a live show.
I love that data entry guy at the backed where his work is to type the number he listened.
I am gonna send this to everyone on ebay scalping 5090s
I love it.. at the end "do it" 😂😂😂
"Lemme set the stAGe for you"
i love how when they list off the lawsuit they put the price up on the screen
stan really said “do it”
Palpatine?
My emails to Raid Shadow Legends in a nushell:
This is season 16 episode 2
They captured the shopping channel so well hahahha "panzoto-panzanite" hahahah
I love how whoever is working the onscreen price display just types in whatever price the host says, whether it's about the item or not.
I thought he would just make fun of him but it was personal for him. Quite the twist.
Jesus Christ this episode came out 12 years ago ????!!!!
The chill ass music in the background is what gets me for the scene
Man Stan was just so cold blooded here.
Let me set the stage for you here
i like thinking that the VAs for stan and the host were just put into the recording studio and told to freeline for this
Trey voiced both Stan and the show host actually, him talking to himself.
“I don’t care what happens to me…I care about my grandfather…”
That’s a good grandson, right there…I’d say he’s worth at least…
$3795!
Dew it!
Is Stan a young Palpatine?
Only thing funnier than this was the grandparents calling in later on, daring him to do it! And he did!
I've started saying the same thing to scammers.
Unfortunately, they just hang up.
It's from season 16 episode 2 btw, the description lies
Stan verbally eviscerated the unscrupulous bastard 😂
1:05 no hesitation pff XD
I like how the price keeps changing everytime the guy does
Trey's douchebag voice is so perfect 🤣🤣
“You morally empty, corrupted, _maggot.”_
“…”
“A’ight I’ll tell ya what-“
It will never fail to make me laugh. 🤣
Maggot is better than rat
The delivery on that line has some feel to it, that insult came straight from the heart
1:26 Thats how I describe my president in 2022. Greetings from Peru.
Nobody cares about Peru
Stan at the End there sounded like Emperor Palpatine 😂
Billy's the best
I think the funniest thing is that someone is actively changing the numbers.
The fact that he said you shouldn't say things like that. A jewelry host might have been do. It means that he knows he is guilty😂😂😂😂😨😨😨😞😞😓😓😰😰😰
1:16 First time i saw this and he gave a rough average lawsuit of over two million I belly laughed before he'd finished ready for the follow up offer to knock the lawsuit down and offer a one time only deal 😂 The attention to detail in South Park is second to none even the way models just slightly move their hands to catch the studio lighting and they always have a glitter tinted hand lotion so it gives that extra sparkle to make viewers go "Ooooooooooooooooh"
Stan is epic
When ever sombody tries to scam me I send this.
I would like to read the lyrics of this scene alongside.
The thing is, this whole scene looks just like the jewelry selling gigs on TV.
It has a dragon on the blade, A DRAGON ON THE BLADE
I love all he got taunted but he cares about the price of lawsuit. And yeah, that some random guy just don’t know how to differentiate the difference between jewelry and lawsuit but keeps putting on the price is hilarious either.
0:06 the fact that he used something that a grandparent would usually do as like a way to show what you could use the ring for proves the fact that he wants them to use the money from their Social Security checks on the stuff
There are group of politician and some cult members worshipping that orange haired dude I want to say exactly what Stan just said if they ever want to redeem themselves to society.
Look a dumb foreigner regurgitating things about a cult not realizing they are in a cult😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aww is wittle baby triggered that Trump is gonna win. The only cult is Biden and the Demonrats😂
@@thecommonsenseconservative5576watch the video again moron.
@@razinghavoc7419said a guy who never had education, and is probably sitting in a lazy couch while wearing diaper all day.
he was so real for this
How tf do I not remember this episode
I don't condone telling someone to "kys" (in a not friendly joke or no joke kind of way) but...
Stan kinda has a point
Got another one for you guys
Now I think I get why people are ragging on this poor sap...
He's sapping seniors of needed resources.
...Who are tuning into these channels and buying things of their own accord. Nobody is forcing them.
@@ViddyOJames no, swaying desperate people who don't possess full mental faculties is a morally depraved act no matter how you look at it. We believe in agency and all, but this guy is using people's weak spots to take advantage of them. Maybe you'll understand when you're at the receiving end of it.
I looked up that Panzoto to just check if it was real.
Is it true on what Stan just said about the show being aired on the day that seniors get social security checks? Because if that's true then how are they able to buy these jewelries? Cuz most seniors get like somewhere between $800 or more depending on what state there at and what bills they pay.
It’s very true
@@josh24441 Wow that's so sad. I'm guessing their target audience is seniors that have Alzheimer's or dementia, therefore they can financially hurt themselves. 😔
@@Superbabe333 actually this entire episode is all very true. The jewelry they sell on those channels are equal to garbage and they sell them for a few thousand dollars to elderly people easily. That whole part where it shows everything keeps repeating itself is exactly how it works in the garbage jewelry business.
0:39 Bill Hicks rant
I think of this clip every time I think of Ben Shapiro
Do it! … this and Bender sayin do a flip rule!!!
When they change the camera to the fitting ring still kills me lol.There is nothing flashy about it and looks fake the way she tries to show it off.Thats how alot of night shopping networks are.
Maggot really is the proper insult!
Season 16
Episode 2
Since the description is kinda misleading, this helps even though if no one asked for this
Who's gonna get a throw away phone and do this on actual qvc
The way he talks, lmfao
its called taunt kill. every class has it
so im not really familiar with the tv shows business model but is the thing they overcharge an exorbitant amount for their wares to the point its criminal?
If only that could happen to UA-camrs as well.
Now if only spam callers would do it too
"Do it"
Woah! I've never seen such a massive panzotopanzanite!
"Lemme... lemme *sigh* Lemme set THE STAGE FOR YOU HEEAA!"
So this is what we had before LowTierGod…