You're An Idiot But You Get A Free Vampire Boyfriend CLICK HERE - Idiot Maiden ALL ENDINGS
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- Опубліковано 23 бер 2022
- Idiot Maiden is a game from the creator of Doggy Dinner Time & Too Impatient where you're an idiot who has been captured by some dolls and taken to a Vampires house. At some point you get a vampire boyfriend.
Game Info: lynis.itch.io/idiot-maiden
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"You're An Idiot, But You Get A Free Vampire Boyfriend" sounds like an anime light novel adaptation.
tbh i will read a webcomic/light novel of them lol
I need to read that ngl
I so reading that.
Classic comment 👌
It really does sound like that
"I'm not ugly! Just a little misshapened!!!"
I'm totally using that.
"Hey, I ain't ugly! I'm just way below average!"
ughh same 💀
@@Mugsi ayyyy I got the reference
"I'm not ugly! I'm just built different!"
@@franziskavonmegan5840 Ayy another danganropa fan!
after her abuse from her shitty "friends" and dolls trying to kill her
she deserves a loving loyal vampire boyfriend
He's way better than that so called friend
A free vampire boyfriend for just being me?Oh boy, oh boy! All I ever wanted!
Exactly what I thought when he said anything lol
Still better love story than Twilight!
“I’d wanna be with a soulless man!”
We getting Twilight up in here boys
Yeah, all we want!
She's not much of an idiot, more like a genuinely kind person who gets taken advantage of.
More naive than anything, really
There's a difference?
she's an idiot because she doesn't know she's being taken advantage. she believes they're her friends when they clearly aren't. she's stupid AF, so stupid she doesn't even know she should be upset about it. also she doesn't even try to open or break window to escape lmao ignorance is bliss. I like how dumb she is tho it's endearing
@@DeNihility yes. if you fail to differentiate it.
@@DeNihility Yes, being rude doesn’t mean you’re smart.
After hearing how her friend are, Rana deserves a loving vampire boyfriend. It’s way better than those jerks.
Agree 💯
I bet he takes some time to warm up to her but despite it keeps being polite and literally being her friend for whatever reason
You can say that again
that thing is not a friend
She doesn't even seem that dumb. Just a little forgetful and lacking ever so slightly in common sense.
I can Imagine how her "friends" becoming jealous once she knows Rana get a handsome boyfriend because of her sending Rana to the Forest
Imagine what would be better? Is the friends try to talk to him, but he did the fanciest rejection to them while whisking Rana away like a princess.
@@letsdrawandanimate7621 that's gonna be fucking awesome let's go and prepare the wedding foe them
@@YourTrulyJuliet Should Rana's bridal veil have an arrow headband too?
@@mask938 yes that would be PERFECT
Friend: Hey Rana, can I hang out with your boyfriend? He just looks so much like Sek-C! You'll be fine with that right? Don't be so selfish.
More like a gullible and desperate Maiden. She solved these rather complex puzzles and I hope if there is a sequel we get to see the Rana flaunting with her Vampire boyfriend
A sequel of them would be great
"I may be an idiot... but I'm not stupid."
Sequel of Rana and her Vamp prince giving karma to her old friends
A sequel sounds cool, I might draw something like this. With Rana being happy with her vampire boyfriend.
I could stand to see a 6-12 little mini joke skits between the two 😉 I can only imagine the hijinks these two could get into until then lol
Finally, a protagonist I can relate to.
you a maiden?
You got a vamprie boyfriend??
You dumb?
Oh wait, we all are....
You idiot?
wait, that me...
you got kidnapped by three dolls and killed em'???
Man, seeing how Rana gets ordered around by her "friend" is really sad, Rana deserves better
It's disappointing that we never see what happens to the "friend"
@@pyroflare7774 yeah
Least she has a vampire bf now
@@pyroflare7774 i hope if there will be a sequel, the friend gets what they deserve.
@@pyroflare7774 there will be bloodshed for them that's for sure
A vmpire boyfriend WITH lazor eyes!?!?!?! Oh yeah, he's a keeper.
that's some Space Ripper Stingy Eyes shid, bro
@@darkpinkgirl6684 Cultured humans like you are what keep our civilization together.
@@paulandreotti1639 holy fuck, I'm glad we have the squad in the Manlybadass hero comment section
At least he has a body, and not as a head being carried around by an undead Chinese pharmacist
@@mmyr8ado.360 I am so glad someone made this reference already LOLOL
this girl got kidnapped, killes some dolls, realized herself and got a new vampire friend all in one day. what a life
Kinda disappointed that there isn't an ending where she just goes out of a window like the doll pointed out.
That and also disappointed that dolls are not really running away. It could have been take a bit of an effort to catch them instead of them getting stuck 2 step away.
@@koray6261 "Oh no, the floor is Elmer's Glue. Guess I'll die, then."
@@101Volts lol true
Or ending where She encounter her fake friend, calls her out of bad deeds and leaving her defeated.
A protagonist with an excellent design, more solid humor, some good puzzles, and a bishonen vampire. What's not to love here? This developer keeps making me happy.
I really hope to see a bit more of them. I know indie devs don’t like to repeat or make sequels of their works, but I would like to see if short comic strip or two of their after :) they look to be a very cute couple :)
_A man who'll give you a piggyback ride is indeed a prince_
This was an adorable game. Well written, good humor, cute art and characters, and a solid little story not overblown or overly long. And of course, definitely enhanced by MBH's _ohohoho_ and "Damn you Rangers!" lol. I hope this developer goes on to make many more enjoyable games like this!
_Your_ prince!
Ironically, our Idiot Maiden not thinking far ahead or about the big picture might've helped a lot with the pacing for such a short game. No overarching plot to track that leaves the story feeling incomplete at the end, but without lacking in plot and development as well. Just a steady feed of information while you solve the problems as they come, and scaling with the tension!
I really liked it A LOT ♡
well i never had a girl want me to give her a piggyback ride so sadly i can't be a prince
I agree, it was enjoyable and cute
@@holystars will you give me a piggyback ride? 👉👈
Should be called gullible maiden lol, she was rational on some of her flashbacks it was her so-called "friends" that made those bad decisions
Yeah, I picked up on Rana not being stupid pretty early on. She's very trusting, and she's not an adult so she can't be expected to have refined decision-making skills. Teens are notoriously bad at thinking rationally when under pressure (and even when not under pressure.) It's just something that comes with age, emotional maturity willing. I think the title is deliberate, though. A bait-and-switch, and probably a reference to how those who don't have her best interests at heart see her (false friends, the dolls, etc.)
Half of them weren't even bad decisions imo. Who could've predicted a stovetop exploding lmao
I feel like Gullible Maiden would be copyrighted, it feels like I have heard it before.
_a fish tank_
“Nice”
_it has a piranha in it_
*pauses momentarily*
“Nice”
As one appropriately reacts
Aww, poor Rana. She doesn't sound like an idiot, just kind of an insecure pushover who wanted a friend. She deserves a vampire prince boyfriend after all that.
Fun fish facts:
Betta fish are also called The siamese fighting fish because they are very likely to fight any other fish in their tank not only males do this either(females do fight each other LESS but it still happens) so it's highly recommended to house them alone for safety of all the fish involved
Also, most piranhas do not attack humans although when humans get too close to their eggs/young they do attack, they tend to avoid humans while they are alive and unless starving only eat them once dead
They do eat fish still alive though
so don't bother piranhas and they most likely won't harm you :)
Hope you have a good day
There's some misconceptions about that since I'm an Aquarium guy, while Betta Fish are territorial this is a common trait of quite a few fish including cichlids. The major difference is that Betta's are usually housed in small goldfish style tanks with no space, in contrast cichlids usually get bigger tanks and get along fine. With a normal full size tank multiple bettas will coexist peacefully with each other and other fish and even sometimes small shrimp. You also have to take into consideration m/f ratios, common peaceful species even in larger tanks get violent if the ratio is off.
But for your average person, since the betta takes well to small spaces just getting a single fish is their best bet since getting into the fish behavior part of the hobby is a bit more involved and can go wrong overnight.
@@ManlyBadassHero Manly is an aquariumbro??? Poggers???
@@ManlyBadassHero Also an extra element which may muddy things. Some lineages of Betta fish have also been bred to exhibit highly increased aggression. While more wild type or otherwise less aggressive betta fish may be able to coexist more peacefully in an aquarium setting with enough space, especially if most if not all of them are female, some of the more aggressive ones (which usually is associated with the more flashy types and especially in ones which have been specifically bred to do so) can literally fight each other to the death, regardless of space.
Due to this you should rely on the temperament of the individual fish rather than generalizations and adjust tankmates accordingly. A far more peaceful and shy betta may even be able to be housed with tankmates that other bettas would attack, kill, or eat, ranging from not just other Bettas, but also shrimp, snails, and other fish that would normally be attacked and killed by more aggressive bettas. Meanwhile some more aggressive bettas will basically attack anything that moves in their tanks, even things like snails several times as large as they are.
@@ManlyBadassHero I love fish too! They're tasty 😋
sharks too, you're more likely to die from ordering pizza than a shark attack
I find it odd that she goes from being told to do things by an abusive friend, to lightheartedly pushing the vampire guy around and telling him what to do for her benefit. He offered his services and she seems to want to spend time with him, so it’s not a huge deal. Still, if this were a more serious game, the end might undermine the moral. Overall though, fun cute game! It’s like a fun introductory lesson that teaches people how to identify and remove themselves from unhealthy relationships.
She's got all the time in the world to learn from the now-awakened prince, at least!
assuming he knows what a functional relationship is
he might not if this isn't his first time
oh no
@@Thelothuo 🤭🤫
I think it's deliberately showing a difference. the friend asks Rana to do things that actually hurt her, sometimes for Friend's actual benefit and sometimes just for her amusement, while in comparison the first thing Rana asks of the vampire is help with her bus fare. and that's after he openly offered way bigger things.
@@Graknorke Very good point!
@@Graknorke simple pleasures
Lol I clicked when saw title where’s my vampire boyfriend now 😾
Count Chocula will greet you soon.
I clicked as soon as I read "free vampire boyfriend" I want one too lmaoo
Give him a few days, catching a flight from Romania to wherever you are is hard in these times rn
And when the gameplay is in the rpg format mix anime artsyle there's always interesting story waiting for
@@lebastion7812 wrong, it’s cock blockula
Rana’s relationship with her friends was literally me and my “friends” during Highschool 💀✌🏻
I hope you're in a better place now, with much better/real friend(s).
Lmao same!!!
@@Shousaphine Omg you’re so sweet! Right after graduation, I’d cut all ties with them😄✌🏻
Now we gotta get you a Vampire Boyfriend.
@@hentpplays8845 Bwhahhahaha PLZ 💀
the "friend" says Rana is talented and must show her story to others
Me and Manly: OH mYy GODdDDDd
I wrote a self insert chat noir x reader when I was 12. Never again…never again…
@@Localbisexual 💀
@@Localbisexual I’m 12 rn. This hurts me, why did you do that. There were no pros, only cons :_(
won't lie, I'd watch an anime about the idiot maiden and her put upon vampire boyfriend.
Same
What anime
It really starts to remind me of how Rana deserves better than with her manipulative friend, though I like the moral lesson somewhere in there like "don't always put trust in others" or something like it
I think the moral lesson is to trust your gut feeling and not to always put other's needs above your own.
You have punch deck's "remnant of a star" image.
@@user-si5ik5xf3m what
i really like how Rana didn't turned out like her "friend",by saying she won't overdose on orders
She deserves her new vampire friend :)
Really loved this game,cute and funny with great art
She’s not really stupid, just naive and kind of a pushover. Too kind, I guess.
Real cool game!
All that ritual just to see a "Boy group in this game" member. This is more Ridiculous than expected.
And they call her the idiot lol. At least she has level headed expectations about reality, and is more self confident in herself (without over inflating herself)
It's supposed to be ridiculously funny
I like how she was locked in a house with 3 killer dolls trying to sacrifice her and she decided to sew a button on a dress
I can already imagine a slice of life anime around these two. AND I LOVE IT
BOII ME TOO
Wholesome paranormal romances are hella cute so YES PLEASE! And have the season finale be the wedding!
Man, I now want a sequel anime from this. Her hanging out and showing him around the modern world, him not realizing what he missed in the last 100 years, the romance slowly blooming. It will be hilarious.
Part of me wish she at least sacrificed her so called friend just to summon a vampire but hey I like this ending as well, she got a boyfriend who treats her far better than her "friend"
Laughed when I said "Alucard" and then Manly right after said Castlevania, truly a manly man of culture
Aww. She wasn't really an idiot. That was an interesting game, I like how they showed everything through memories.
Vampire boyfriend is a small price to pay for immortality.
Or is immortality a small price to pay for a vampire boyfriend?
@@infiniteplanes5775 fair point, I want to die
The *"Hohoho"* laugh lol
She might be an idiot maiden, but at least she's not -maidenless- boyfriendless xD
7:35 I was expecting that *"My soul"* joke. Did not disappoint
I love Rana, she's such a precious cinnamon roll with her wild stories. But she deserved better friends
Awww the ending is so cute!!
Why I keep seeing you everywhere😭😭😭not that i'm complaining but the past 5 videos I watched has you commenting
*"Hohoho"*
Manly voicing Jabba the Hutt?
Fun fact, even a male and female pairing of bettas in a tank will result in death-fighting unless they want to breed. Bettas just hate everyone lmaoooo
Then why the heck are they called bettas!? THAT'S LITERALLY SIGMA BEHAVIOUR!
@@joannamysluk8623 Because only Betta fish aggro everything out of insecurity over getting their territory taken. A sigma fish would just grind up enough sand dollars to buy all of the land from their fish constituents and start a land monopoly.
Speaking of, what type of fucked up fish shop doesn't warn you not to put bettas in a tank with other fish?
@@jamesa.7549 Oh. You're right.
@@Pihsrosnec I think it's generally considered common knowledge but it should not considered as such. People new to the hobby need proper instruction and guidance, not to be made fun of when they make mistakes. Nonetheless it is always on the prospective owner to do the appropriate research to practice responsible fish keeping and husbandry
boy that vampire's gonna have one hell of a culture shock
7:38 New lore: Manly's soul isn't only empty but also i n t e r e s t i n g
It's also plastic according to the basement video
Considering it took me an entire hour to solve 4 equations that were supposed to be solved in 15 minutes, I should be qualified as an idiot. Not even counting the fact I mistook the z as 2. Now where's my boyfriend?
Name checks out
You should lost in the wood and get chased by the doll first
First, you need a terrible friend
@@DIOOVERHEAVEN I mean, I didn't name myself "The Master Procrastinator" solely for comedic purposes. Although, on a serious note, I really should stop procrastinating...
@@themasterprocrastinator4933 it’s fine I procrastinate like hell too, I would have procrastinated replying as well but I’m already guilty for not studying math today lmaoo
I gotta admit, this gave me a nice smile with just how silly everything is.
The fear and double take in manly's voice when the friend said only one betta fish will make them lonely.
That "Friend" was quite the sociopath with short term benefit on her mind huh? And good showing as always Manly Ojou-sama.
such a cute game lol, i especially loved the dynamic between the heroine and the vampire prince as brief as it was
it'd be fun to see 4komas of those two
Soup and salad. The traditional vampire meal.
That was great! Good ending was both hilarious and heartwarming.
_Sek-C_
She should’ve gotten her revenge on that girl by showing off her vampire boyfriend.
Well, she did say that she was just too exhausted for revenge at that moment, so maybe it's still on the table
Manly didn't dissapoint with the "Hohoho!" laugh.
Oh wow... I used to have a friend that was JUST LIKE Rana... I mean its kind of uncanny how perfectly like that friend Rana is... ( And.. Yea just like Rana, she would get tricked into things often.. Something that never sat well with me.. and it eventually lead to me getting into a few fights with some of said people.. )
"I shouldnt have come out of my coffin" Im going to remember that phrase whenever I have to leave my room
Who has two fridges and one stove in a kitchen?
And right next to each other as well?
Such poor Feng Shui.
Those Dolls truly are evil.
Someone who clearly has a Costco membership.
Ah, another main character that I can relate to other than the frog in the boiling water game
i like how Manly at 5:28 just realizing that it would be a huge plot if solving the door puzzle and then like "nope i need my brain to think something simple atm"
Damn, Imagine being a dumba$$ but still getting a free boyfriend..😔
A vampire boyfriend with laser eyes nevertheless
It seems that you guys forgot about the holy axe that can vanquished spirits at ease.
Are you implying that you’d normally have to pay for a boyfrien-
@@dissectedmarshmallow7432 Rent A Boyfriend! Coming Soon.
@@luckyalvin3947 lol
the more that's revealed about this 'friend' the more my heart aches for Rana :c
We need a idiot maiden show tbh, this was so sweet
Perceived antagonist: Evil dolls
Actual antagonist: K-pop stans
the k-pop did nothing wrong tho, he was sleeping. the means to get him to summon (by the dolls) were the evil thing
Rana: obtains holy axe
meanwhile in purgatory
enri: could this be... one of my people?
Enri used a devil axe.
@@11ict1theodoree.mariano4 demonic axe (btw purgatory is a great game)
Can we just point out that the reason Rana was captured by the dolls is because she tossed, turned, and rolled in her sleep past all the dangerous animals and the creepy forest, before ending up at the road near the mansion where the dolls found her.
This sorta games rot my teeth to its core and I'm loving every second of it.
Manly's "hohoho" is everything
...now i want to see how the "Snow White" play actually went, as the friend (?) persuaded to give her Snow White role to her as she also had 0% to rehearse.
I think it's safe to assume she actually did rehearse it, thinking Rana would give her the role anyway.
Gothic ambience, undead menace, maidens.
This must be that new game all the kids are ravin about, Elden Rings.
I said "this friend kinda sucks" out loud after the concert thing and then Manly immediately says "You have bad friends!"
She is not an idiot... she is just pretty naive but at least I believe that this girl learn that it was dangerous to easily trust others. Also this game is cute but all those flashbacks are pretty annoying
Finally, a game starring me.
Felt validated and attacked at the same time 😩😂
You’re a good man Manley
Ye he is
He’s are god
That’s why he is Manlybadasshero
@@tiffanyngo4273 True
That's technically not a boyfriend... Kinda like, some random dude you asked to carry you to a bus stop after giving him life? IDK how this works, looks like he'll just go back into the castle after he's done
vampire boyfriend is a simpler title, not to mention way more attractive (clickbait)
7:39 for Manly's daily soul joke.
Many thanks
2:52 "Ouch my cheek hurts! It's not a dream!"
Hello, to all my mutants out there who, like me, have the unadvantagus adaptation of being able to feel pain in their dreams! We are only 1/10,000th of the population, but for us these jokes are extrea stupid.
I remember spraining both my ankles and skining parts of my legs in a dream once. I had to crawl along side the road in burning pain for what felt like hours, but I'm sure must have been less then a minute. Braking my arm doesn't prove it's not a dream.
Bro… thats gonna be actually torture when you fall or smtn, or theres a monster..
I'll take the free vampire boyfriend, *take my money!*
Wait you're paying money for a free boyfriend?
@@TheSilverHermitMage I would just to ensure he's mine. 😂
@@euriditia anything for a free boyfriend amiright?
Manly's *OHOHOHO* and flat *what* is absolute gold.
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I'm fucking dying from the second ending from this it's just so, what
Such a sweet and hilarious game! Rana is so expressive in her sprite portrait and in personality. And made in 3 days? Spectacularly executed! Love the ending cg.
I live for Manly's noblewoman's laugh.
i. want to read a manga set after the ending of this game. it sounds cute and funny as hell.
You had a lot of fun narrating this one! 😆
I sure am glad she elaborates literally everything so we aren’t left confused
finally! i knew these past years of not studying and consuming silly media instead would pay off!!
Just woke up and getting ready for school but i think watching this is way better
You know what? That wasn't half bad! It wasn't cringey or melodramatic, and while the story wasn't anything particularly special, there wasn't a tsunami of contrived, angsty, and ultimately pointless exposition.
Whoever made this game?
You have my "Not Insufferable Weebery" seal of approval.
Oh to be a vampire boy with a stupid human girlfriend
0:29
Me as soon as i saw the ‘Vampire Boyfriend’ in the title
Imagining manly smiling and laughing make me feel so happy and also manly I told you to get some sleep
Lol, the part about the fire in school reminded me of the time my AP Chemistry instructor started a fire. He had a stack of Basketball jerseys next to the bench he was using for a demonstration of combustion reactions. Some of the sparks escaped the setup and landed on the jerseys... It was only a manner of time until someone started a fire with the way he let people mess around with things like acetone.
A vampire with laser eyes that has been sleeping in a coffin for a hundred years? This reaks of a Jojo reference
Wish I could girboss my way out of the system like rana did
Best. Ending. Ever. Perfect game to play when you need a pick-me-up~
It’s less an “idiot maiden” and more a “kinda airheaded maiden with terrible friends”
The pink doll's motives tho- they're probably my favorite character now
That “friend” is the definition of manipulation lol
Dunno what the hell those dolls were talking about, Rana's drop dead gorgeous.
yeah, the art style is really good and she looks really pretty
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
Now there's a meme I haven't heard in ages.
I love how Manly says: hohoho: it's so funny🤣🤣🤣 LOL!!
this is how Twilight should have played out, either way I'm impressed
Moral of the story: You don't need friends. You only need a sexy vampire boyfriend.
"nothing interesting unlike my soul" YA BET MANLY
The episodic nature of your channel, and your soft and manly voice, is so soothing, and makes me feel a more secure feeling, like I'm a kid again. I mean, i still watch cartoons all the time, I'm 19 lol.
Rana's "friends" need some suplexing
Me: "I need a break from watching all these old MBH vids." 😵
Also me: "Woo new MBH vid." 🤤
Can I get an Idiot maiden instead? So at least I’m not maidenless.