The Best Half Life Map
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
- Hello again. Today, we're playing the best half life map to ever exist.
Armadillomeisters Monke channel: / @mrglover
Twitter: / martincitopants
VOD channel: / @martincitopantsvods
Twitch: / martincitopants
“All warfare is based on pit drones.”
-Sun Tzu
based
"All warfare is based..."
-Sun Tzu
"..."
-Sun Tzu
@@t-rex9809 qqwwwww
@@soupcanpyro9421 wise words from a wise man
Fun fact: martincitopants is sponsored by the honorable and trustworthy Mr. Natas
def not satan backwards
ah Mr. Natas. heard of this guy. mysterious, but can't tell he is bad or something... but I heard he is sometimes involved in very strange stuff.... hmm
Why is every single one of this guys videos an absolute masterwork
probably because they each take a month to make
Because he himself is a masterpiece.
You're god damn right
His videos have a 10 million subscriber quality to them
ifkr
This map is basically auto chess. I wonder if it's the first of its kind.
Like Dota, i half expect that there is some ancient map for the original Starcraft that was the original that everyone has forgotten.
@@CheekyCheeky I think you meant WoW.
@@bronzejourney5784 if we are going to correct others like that then i think you mean Warcraft III
@@devilbowser253 lol
The true Half Life 2
Yis
Bruh half life 2 doesn't even work on my computer
@@benflamini5197 What the fuck? my shitty laptop runs it at 60 fps..
@@benflamini5197 are you trying to run it on the Apollo 11 flight computer?
Does that mean we have had half life 3 all along?!
9:01 “As Sun Tzu once said, ‘All warfare is based...
’”
This video is incredible.
Well, that was a suprise for me.
Greetings and big thanks for a great video of my map :)
@martincitopants
I did not know you before this video, a friend linked it to me, well that map was made by me, better known as Trempler.
If you ever want to replay bm_sts any time soon, we are about to release sven co-op 5.24 in some days, hopefully.
Ofc I added some new stuff to the map and even added another secret, yes there are 2 secrets now ;D
Also I did some rebalances and upgraded some other crap in the map.
Hope you had some fun with it, i have nightmares of all the work put into that one map *haha*
king regards,
Trempler
Did you make this in hammer or did you use another tool for map creation? Nonetheless it's an impressive piece of work!
@@vackor I´m using the Jack Hammer Editor for this :)
Thank you a lot, I spent a lot of time into the map, still updating it and even plan an bm_sts 2 :)
Nice job on the map, I also like how you named it after the sound it makes when you pick up a medkit
@@mojonojo nah not really, the map name is short for "Black Mesa: Special Tactics sector"
vedy güd
"Their server.....our server"
Classic sven coop move
I instantly Subscribed because of your intro.
They’re all like this too
I DID TOO
Pog
I love his intro too bro
Whats the song???
The Obama “let me be clear” joke as he fades away was so good 🤣
i mean he is "Clear"
“oh my..”
~Half life scientist
""All warfare is based" - Sun Tzu" - martincitopants
“Oh fiddlesticks, what now?!”
-kleiner
-greg, half life scientist
WWAAAAGGHHH
AHG WAGH WEA
Girls at puberty: Oh my god there's blood!
Boys at puberty: 15:03
Lol
Kewl
Oh God I laugh so much more than I should have at that :D
My laugh will arrive in 4-6 business days
Can somebody give me the link of that meme pls.
I need it for my school project
This is the most underrated youtube channel ever.
Edit: Congrats on the million subs
I mean it's essentially just knockoff Sseth...but then again you can hardly have enough of this type of content.
I’m so glad I found it a couple months ago-it’s an absolute gem
Him and Neebs gaming are so underrated
I've been here since factorio
Subbed when he had 40k, hope to be here for 1 mil
Netflix:are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 12:45
at 5:52 I thought he was gonna say "When in doubt, whip it out" - Christopher Wistopher
nah, Uberdanger copyrighted that
"All warfare is based" litteraly made me spit my water out. Rewatching your videos is such a treat mate
Enemy: That's bullshit bro
Martin: dududuudududu dududududud Dudududu DududDududu
shit what's that song again
@@CassiusGreen Idk if you have found that song, but if you haven't, song is Spazzmatica Polka by Kevin Macleod ;)
@@maroonhunter1916 Thanks a lot dude!
Beautiful. Absolutely stunning.
I’ve watched this 5 times now.
ive watched like 4
youve become him
I fucking love this channel. I made the mistake of watching this one at work and was so red from holding in laughter that my coworkers thought I was sick (which in times of 'rona isn't the best thing :")). Absolute masterpiece, keep them coming
@@GenericCorporationMedia cuk
Don't watch this stuff at work, come on, your coworkers are gonna think you're something you are not.
The way rounds are designed very masterful from a game design perspective actually, you play 2 rounds of RTS(well almost), then an actual FPS round with everyone equal on a double-symmetric map and the winner of the FPS round doesnt declare winner like you would expect from a generic game, but instead it just gives you _research points_ to use in the RTS rounds.
Just perfect.
Sven Co-op is very similar to Half-Life, in the fact that the people playing them are addicted to *"certain pharmaceuticals"*
I prefer calling them Brain Power Pills
Spoiler: its cocaine
Xanax?
I don't get this joke
@@hanskover there's a small group of like 500 people and we all are addicted to half life and Sven co-op
0:09 this is how i refer to breaking the geneva conventions
"all warfare is based"
- Sun Tzu
"Based? based on what?"
- Confucius
"all warfare is based"
- Sun Tzu
E X P A N D
- Sun Tzu
@@og8263 "Based on deez nutz."
- Socrates
@@cpa4able "Fuck you dude"
-Lau Tzu
*UA-cam: Yes. This is definitely ad-friendly.*
*CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM*
Sven co-op with the boys is basically the funniest thing ever
sven coop is such a hidden gem, I have it installed on steam for years and years now and I always hope on of an hour or two (or more) and its always fun and the people that play it are mosly very cool DUDES. Also love the video, rarely youtube recomends good stuff like this.
BOI'S WE FOUND DESINC but with a D O P E voice
Poggers!
@@Tyurru we can't pog anymore :(
desinc has a pog enough voice
Desinc X Martin Collab
@@unfunnylad1866 agreed
7:26 life in Australia must be great xD
Gamers. We have gathered for a monumental event
Yes we did
Yes
Myes
#11:00 That's the 'Displacer' from Opposing Force.
#14:05 That's the 'Shock Roach', also from Opposing Force.
11:53 THIS IS MY FACEIT NOW
@@ii0000 shut up woman
I love the guy's crticism of: "It's literally just big momma, it's so boring" when they were the ones who also invested in them.
*"Quick, think of something funny!"*
Nice pfp though I like smug better.
Half Life
@@SStarry_Days elo :3
@@BerriMura THIS IS POG HE SAID "elo :3" POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
15:02
Mom walks on on 15:14 "what is that noise?"
*looks at screen* 🤔 -> 🙃
"oh hi, just...yk.. watching internet videos" 😅
😁🔫
1:29 Holy shit water came out of my nose
This is the political humor I live for
The more i learn about the middle east history, the funnier it gets
what's the song tho?
i live in the middle east it’s accurate lmao
@@EggFuhrer the song is the saudi arabian national anthem
7:25 Classic Australian Moment
3:06 sun tzu said that!
Love that pfp
soldier - i forgot what year
12:28 MISSILE BARRGAE INCUMING
‘Something something society then I blow your brains out’ - A true Poet, 2021
12:10 i just noticed he got a big momma on his first roll, and then rerolled and rerolled for a second one on the same crystal
Petition for martin to make a video of him saying Very Good for 1h
This is probably one of the most well paced videos on this platform, it doesn’t feel to short but brings enough story and info into just 16 minutes *chefs kiss*
"my man did a technoblade this episode"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
RIP technoblade
"he fell or drowned, or something" - is some of the most scathing and dry comedy from this mod.
Such an insane an ridiculous mod with a no holds barred approach to content, coop and crazy.
Ah yes, highest quality HL shitpost. I enjoyed every second of it.
I really like the Team Icons. Red has an F for fire, blue has C for corrosion, yellow has E for Explosive and green has T for Toxic
Oh so this is where the boss “Doom Crab” came from for gmod zombie survival
9:01 Here for reminder.
thank you, martincitopants, very cool!
Wow thats realy cool
15:02
the funniest thing i heard/seen in YEARS XD
16:09 of new Quality Content today!
Just found this channel and watched old videos as well...love the passion and meme taste
Keep it up
12:58 "Do you saw this ?"
Yes, I do saw this.
9:26 eric andre parkouring through his set to Hard Fought.
This reminds me of how I got banned from the main Half-Life Discord server lmao
13:00 this part had me crying 😂🤣😂🤣
It’s gorgeous.
This needs to have a competitive scene
8:00 absolutely rolling
Banned pog, Twitch may have. Pog, however, that ending was.
PLEASE. I NEED MOAR. PLEASE FUEL MY ADDICTION TO THIS VIDEO BY MAKING A PART 2. I'VE WATCHED THIS 21 TIMES.
2:57 I don’t like that image
Horse!
I love your editing man :D
Are there any games similar to this? Cuz playing it for 3 days straight with the boys is getting a bit repeatable.
I keep cycling back to this video. Feels almost like a pilgrimage every time I end up here, since it's entirely up to chance whether I see it or not.
Good memes.
7:35 that's what she said
I remember I played this, it was amazing. Especially in moments when we either had to sacrifice a friend to escape or when my brother was nailed in the face with a missile. Sending me and 3 other goons into a panic.
i love how you delivers each line. the sudden pause and the realization of disappointment. it's kinda like gumi the red birb dark souls meme
"It's huge, it's so fucking big"
*_Thats what i expected she would say._*
This reminds me of gmod sassilization server, which, now that I see this, was probably based on this gamemode. Man it was a great game, with custom units and building walls and whatnot. Truly a strategy game for the less strategy inclined. I miss it now seeing this, but great video! Thank you for reminding me of some nice past memories.
"hooly shet thatz a hUge fokin *spoidah* "
The Doom music was a nice touch, I love how this video gets progressively louder as it comes down to the final rounds lol
"if big momma didn't come, then you haven't won"
*-sun tzu*
I come back to this video every year a true materpiece
I recently sunk so many hours into Sven with friends, honestly a top 10 game imo
Never thought I would see another UA-cam video about Sven Co-op. You must do more. This game needs more players, it's so much fun.
I agree
2:27 won’t comment
12:44 won't comment
@@simonwells9721 *doom music intensifies*
I remember playing this map years ago with my 2 brothers, and we were absolutely obsessed with it, it really is the best map
2:18
I think you mean '2 v 351.'
If this doesn’t get bigger the algorithm hates you brother. This is gold.
Sven coop goes so hard🗿
Dude this is the best video you’ve made, would love to see more especially in these old valve games
I knew sven co-op existed, but I'm just learning about this masterpiece.
still watching this masterpiece 3 years in the future
I am currently intoxicated and wrapping xmas gifts, I have no ideas what this video is about
Same man.
Dude I love your videos no matter what it is your editing and narrating makes it so interesting and fun to watch. I always enjoy each video you upload I hope you do more and upload more.
5:53 I thought that was from Christopher Wistopher.
I've had much fun playing this since i've seen your vid on it, thanks man :D
Edit: Your content is amazing, many laughs have been had
My God, the nostalgic crack. Sven Coop still alive?
These videos are always gold😂I don't even play any of the games he talks about but these videos are so addicting, especially his factorio one.
He literally has a galaxy brain cuz the games he plays are quite confusing.
All warfare is based.
-Sun Tzu
I have probably seen this video 20 times and still laugh and think it’s interesting 😂😂
who is this "ArmadilloMeister"...
I'd have to say your thumbnails are something else compared to my other recommended lmao I love jt
Damn, sudden nostalgia from playing this map years ago on my crappy laptop.
Oh man this gives me memories of obsidian conflict. Had something similar, team vs team, both teams would get a bunch of cards relating to NPCs and could pick a card to play against the other team.
There was also a map that had a bunch of farming and other neat timewasters. Think it's all dead now :(
Damn i wanna play Doom now
this is the video that introduced me to your channel and i do not regret watching all of it
As once sun tzu said,
"The world is
"
-Sun Tzu
Bro your videos are absolutely top notch. Keep up the epic work my guy
2:35 That guy used to be my president... Americans have it easy
And that's edited...
@@tausiftaha12 The real clip has him failing to read out a number, so... Not much better
@@kalebbruwer Huh? Seriously?
Dear Lord....
I feel sorry for you.
@@tausiftaha12 ua-cam.com/video/nqNa6992ih4/v-deo.html
I love how youtube keeps recommending this video to me knowing damn well i'm gonna watch it again, and again