Natalie Portman ROASTS Star Wars Fan

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • Source: • Monologue: Natalie Por...
    #starwars #snl #natalieportman

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  • @The_Worst_Demoman
    @The_Worst_Demoman 6 місяців тому +11706

    This is how it feels to win a made up argument in your head

    • @witcher348
      @witcher348 6 місяців тому +46

      Fr

    • @SolaChristus1776
      @SolaChristus1776 6 місяців тому +71

      I’m sure everyone knew this but they’re both actors

    • @mikehunt4265
      @mikehunt4265 6 місяців тому +117

      ​@@SolaChristus1776I'm sure you knew this but this skit was written by people who thought that was smart, witty and funny which I'm pretty sure the original comment is referencing

    • @Abraccuda
      @Abraccuda 6 місяців тому +14

      ​@@mikehunt4265That was funny Star Wars fans are the bottom tier of humanity

    • @RipperMaggoo
      @RipperMaggoo 6 місяців тому

      @@AbraccudaDamn dude, no need to just come out and announce that your uncle touched you.

  • @tirepressurerob8553
    @tirepressurerob8553 6 місяців тому +40822

    I’d join the dark side for her too, Anakin.

    • @devilsephiroth9000
      @devilsephiroth9000 6 місяців тому +334

      Oh Anakin, ... Champagne? ... you're a Jedi and I'm a Senator!
      We could never.... *More Champagne?* .... Be together! 😂

    • @SouthpawJoe
      @SouthpawJoe 6 місяців тому +69

      same

    • @malekofthegreen738
      @malekofthegreen738 6 місяців тому +36

      Ditto

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 6 місяців тому +34

      Omg it's Neil in real life! Sounds just like him 😂
      Just like that kid from Geeks & Freaks looks and sounds like he grew up to be Napoleon Dynamite 😂

    • @fentanaly
      @fentanaly 6 місяців тому

      She look like a little boy? You need to be watched

  • @Byenie0912
    @Byenie0912 6 місяців тому +7327

    Natalie talking about Star Wars lore is hauntingly alluring

    • @TheBigBadWolf85
      @TheBigBadWolf85 6 місяців тому +158

      That short hair isn't hurting things 🥵

    • @kangaroot_
      @kangaroot_ 6 місяців тому +35

      That's just her

    • @NN-oz6rr
      @NN-oz6rr 6 місяців тому

      Just say you want to f**k her

    • @undefined69695
      @undefined69695 6 місяців тому +65

      If by talking you mean repeating a script yes… oh who am I kidding I hard af too

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder 6 місяців тому +46

      natalie doing anything is alluring, no matter what.

  • @rolandlees8750
    @rolandlees8750 5 місяців тому +3239

    Peralta lost another argument, not surprised

    • @soloamir1801
      @soloamir1801 4 місяці тому +17

      Not true tho he was right most of the time

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 4 місяці тому +22

      @@soloamir1801 winning an argument is not about being right.

    • @ozanozenir2503
      @ozanozenir2503 4 місяці тому +18

      @@poppers7317and thats the biggest problem of humanity

    • @2LLL95
      @2LLL95 4 місяці тому +5

      Santiago or Diaz probs videoed it lol

    • @ahsokatano3310
      @ahsokatano3310 4 місяці тому +4

      👍👍🏿👍🏻

  • @scottasher123
    @scottasher123 6 місяців тому +16193

    Does nobody realize
    1. This is an SNL skit
    2. the fan is andy samberg

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  6 місяців тому +852

      A lot of people in these comments didn’t

    • @scottasher123
      @scottasher123 6 місяців тому +534

      @@VactorVerse blind they are

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  6 місяців тому +212

      @@scottasher123 😅😅😅

    • @davidelliott5843
      @davidelliott5843 6 місяців тому +120

      Some skits are so realistic they might as well be a real mega fan geek.

    • @maximusdiximus-4827
      @maximusdiximus-4827 6 місяців тому +30

      Noooo! Really!

  • @SmokinKushSpankinTush
    @SmokinKushSpankinTush 6 місяців тому +3194

    Can't blame Anakin for those younglings, Natalie Portman would have anyone going to Darkside

    • @XG2
      @XG2 6 місяців тому +12

      No, not me. I'd do it anyways tho.😈

    • @Michael-vn2jj
      @Michael-vn2jj 6 місяців тому +28

      The Star wars Portman, the one in this clip looks like a 16 year old lesbian

    • @nunziocombattelli6311
      @nunziocombattelli6311 6 місяців тому +15

      Not with that hairstyle.

    • @joecoollp
      @joecoollp 6 місяців тому +3

      Im guilty ❤

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara 6 місяців тому +2

      Once you go Dark Side, you can never be a white man's bride 😂

  • @justgotta7700
    @justgotta7700 5 місяців тому +3931

    That ain’t Andy Sandberg, that’s Robbie from victorious😭

    • @ChurchOfLucifer
      @ChurchOfLucifer 4 місяці тому +60

      Oh damn!!! You're right 🤣 I didn't recognize him without Rex

    • @yanyanzhang5813
      @yanyanzhang5813 4 місяці тому +47

      @@ChurchOfLuciferit’s a joke my guy, that is Andy Samberg.

    • @CooperRiley2010
      @CooperRiley2010 4 місяці тому +28

      @@yanyanzhang5813he’s joking my guy

    • @MisterUnknown707
      @MisterUnknown707 3 місяці тому +19

      @@yanyanzhang5813He's also joking my guy. 😑

    • @yanyanzhang5813
      @yanyanzhang5813 3 місяці тому +4

      @@MisterUnknown707 sure he is.

  • @celestinomoya4470
    @celestinomoya4470 4 місяці тому +264

    Proven fact: 96% of all nerds point to this moment as the most romantic experience they’ve ever had.

    • @Light_Of_Elohim
      @Light_Of_Elohim 23 дні тому

      @@celestinomoya4470You might end up working for one.

    • @chriskelly3481
      @chriskelly3481 20 днів тому

      @@celestinomoya4470 ....
      ... Yes.
      🤷‍♂️❤️

    • @skunky1-1
      @skunky1-1 16 днів тому

      Nice! I'm the 4%!

  • @stephensellers1390
    @stephensellers1390 6 місяців тому +1763

    Andy Samburg coming out with his inner Adam Sandler. Tell me I'm wrong.

    • @tj5579
      @tj5579 6 місяців тому +18

      More like a rip off of Comic Book Guy

    • @JLA91
      @JLA91 6 місяців тому

      You are wrong, not just wrong but clearly a fuktard

    • @molotov90255
      @molotov90255 6 місяців тому +11

      You're wrong.

    • @aaronmartin4611
      @aaronmartin4611 6 місяців тому +6

      I was waiting for him to go "....Abbie Doobie?"

    • @maxbateman5756
      @maxbateman5756 6 місяців тому +1

      Wasn’t that fan in Victorious?

  • @jswords1977
    @jswords1977 6 місяців тому +7299

    “Seafood Dyas” in the caption the last time had me ☠️!!! 😂

    • @Garother
      @Garother 6 місяців тому +43

      Senor Seafood Diaz

    • @joshuaphillips4958
      @joshuaphillips4958 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@Garother you beat me too it. Good one

    • @garrettduke3797
      @garrettduke3797 6 місяців тому +6

      Mf sound like the nerd from robot chicken

    • @jsmaki
      @jsmaki 6 місяців тому +1

      I missed it. Thank you. 😂

    • @garrettmcleoduy4238
      @garrettmcleoduy4238 6 місяців тому +4

      Yes! Came to the comments to make sure other caught that!

  • @emreeren13
    @emreeren13 6 місяців тому +686

    Having Padmé Amidala and Jacob Peralta in the same scene is a wild crossover.

    • @marktastic86
      @marktastic86 5 місяців тому +8

      He looks a little snacky.

    • @Luckmann
      @Luckmann 3 місяці тому +1

      Wait, you haven't seen the music video?

    • @emreeren13
      @emreeren13 3 місяці тому

      @@Luckmann Wait, music video? 😳

  • @CalvinWitthoft
    @CalvinWitthoft 5 місяців тому +1016

    Oh my gosh, 90’s/2000’s Natalie Portman was just something else, so pretty

    • @nilswulf4446
      @nilswulf4446 5 місяців тому +93

      Bro. 90s Portman wasn't even legal. Plus she still is.

    • @CalvinWitthoft
      @CalvinWitthoft 5 місяців тому +84

      @@nilswulf4446 not sure what you're getting at, what I'm saying is Natalie Portman from like Mars Attacks to The Phantom Menace is really cute and starts getting hotter like through the prequels (which is the early 2000's). And what do you mean legal? I just turned 18 I'm not just some old dude who likes celebrities when they're young

    • @joshpoynor9135
      @joshpoynor9135 4 місяці тому +24

      Was? I'm sorry, WAS?! What are you, Adonis?

    • @CalvinWitthoft
      @CalvinWitthoft 4 місяці тому

      @@joshpoynor9135 ?

    • @PadmeAmidala6182
      @PadmeAmidala6182 4 місяці тому +2

      HOL UP

  • @seanpariser7300
    @seanpariser7300 6 місяців тому +1330

    “Shy Ronnie use your outside voice” 😂

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 6 місяців тому

      *RONNIE, MOTHERFUCKER AND I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, BRAIN BORED WITH THE MURDER SO I SHOT MY OWN LEG. DON'T GET THE NAME TWISTED 'CUZ I'M CRAZY AS SHIT, I HUNG A GIANT ASS NOOSE OFF MY GIANT ASS DICK*

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 6 місяців тому

      Anakin park ranger: “ALRIGHT ILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN EXCHANGE FOR THE SENATE!”

    • @BreadGood_21
      @BreadGood_21 6 місяців тому +1

      Yooo Jake Peralta meets Padme

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 6 місяців тому

      @@BreadGood_21 does carl the park ranger yell louder than anakin?

    • @mariabelen1784
      @mariabelen1784 6 місяців тому +1

      man, whan an amazing reference! 😂

  • @alyx4436
    @alyx4436 6 місяців тому +2861

    He should have ended with "Well...uh...Star Wars is dumb anyway..."

    • @ericmatrix1
      @ericmatrix1 6 місяців тому +54

      And had changed his shirt to a Star Trek shirt, instead 😂

    • @mw9688
      @mw9688 6 місяців тому +15

      @@ericmatrix1 him: do you know a lot about Star Trek
      Her: no
      *changes shirt*

    • @JohnDoe_Gaming
      @JohnDoe_Gaming 6 місяців тому +12

      Tbh I kinda think it would be funnier if Natalie ended with that lol

    • @dayno8019
      @dayno8019 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂 ohh that got me

    • @fantonio013
      @fantonio013 6 місяців тому +1

      He is the guy from Brooklyn 99, right?

  • @chillinbored
    @chillinbored 6 місяців тому +501

    Natalie Portman, Harvard grad, academy award winner, gorgeous and charming.

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 5 місяців тому

      And a jew 🤢

    • @perfectsplit5515
      @perfectsplit5515 2 місяці тому +6

      Aren't we all so glad that Leon the Professional saved her from all those evil bad guys?

    • @chillinbored
      @chillinbored 2 місяці тому

      @@perfectsplit5515 lmao I love that movie.

    • @Deadnickers
      @Deadnickers Місяць тому

      Not anymore she’s a looney now

    • @elderjose9662
      @elderjose9662 20 днів тому

      since matt damon was in havard that really isn't that much how it use to be lol!

  • @HayBaleGeography
    @HayBaleGeography 4 місяці тому +125

    Ah yes, my favorite Jedi: Seafood Dyas

    • @perfectsplit5515
      @perfectsplit5515 2 місяці тому +6

      Wow, I didn't know the Jedi Order took the "Sifu" title from Kung-Fu!
      As in, "Sifu Ip Man".

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits Місяць тому +1

      ​​@@perfectsplit5515 Ip Man is such a fucking great movie. I only recently found out 3 and 4 exist and need to watch them ASAP even if there's little chance they'll top or match the first.

    • @perfectsplit5515
      @perfectsplit5515 Місяць тому

      @@mikeexits Yes, the classic was the best. He was fighting against the oppression of an entire nation.

    • @Ceneviva
      @Ceneviva 28 днів тому +2

      Yeah... here in Brazil his name means Master Fuckedhimselfs (yes, with an S in the end, like plural).

  • @eliwilson2865
    @eliwilson2865 6 місяців тому +247

    this opening monologue made me realize i was an absolute dweeb because i understood the lore behind every single word both of them said🤣😭

    • @nonono9194
      @nonono9194 6 місяців тому +18

      That was rookie level knowledge tbf

    • @A7xFo
      @A7xFo 6 місяців тому +1

      You're the real life version of this dweeb. The difference is that you have no chance with Natalie Portman, are a nobody, and don't have money. I'm sure that Star Wars knowledge will come in handy.

    • @clutch7548
      @clutch7548 4 місяці тому +2

      All you need to do is watch the movie once and you’ll know this

    • @elizasass2079
      @elizasass2079 17 днів тому

      She was wrong his lightsaber was still on his ship when plo koon found it in season 6 of clone wars

    • @scoutt185
      @scoutt185 6 днів тому +1

      @@elizasass2079 clone wars retconned tht point from the earlier 2d clone wars series…at the time this was filmed she was correct

  • @kingchirpa
    @kingchirpa 6 місяців тому +835

    You know someone is insanely hot when they got a fucked up haircut and theyre still a 10/10

    • @kevingregory5579
      @kevingregory5579 6 місяців тому +22

      Hos is it fucked up. Not every eoman needs long hair.

    • @Phoenix1664
      @Phoenix1664 6 місяців тому +81

      It's growing back after she shaved it off in V for Vendetta

    • @kingkongchief1177
      @kingkongchief1177 6 місяців тому +21

      @@Phoenix1664oh that’s right I always forget she shaved her head for a movie.

    • @jasonkinzie8835
      @jasonkinzie8835 6 місяців тому +40

      Natalie was a 10 even when she was bald!

    • @thatsarock
      @thatsarock 6 місяців тому

      ​@@kevingregory5579you must like guys

  • @EpicBenjo
    @EpicBenjo 6 місяців тому +436

    It’s like finally seeing a know-it-all Reddit Admin get shut up.

    • @thisisme5487
      @thisisme5487 6 місяців тому +8

      Man, I lurk Reddit a LOT and only recently tried interracting with a sub that had me dealing with an admin for the first time. It's truly disappointing to deal with one in a sub that could be good or useful. And he/she certainly was a know-it-all who seemed to know nothing. Huge ego.

    • @mossbogger8366
      @mossbogger8366 6 місяців тому

      Omg u go girl u read that script and prove women’s just as nerdy as man

    • @mossbogger8366
      @mossbogger8366 6 місяців тому +1

      U def been using Reddit your whole life and made all that sh up

    • @lovesyoohoo
      @lovesyoohoo 6 місяців тому +1

      too skinny

    • @XPGamingXPDK
      @XPGamingXPDK 3 місяці тому

      @@thisisme5487 Thats literally 95% of the reddit admins

  • @stevesebzda570
    @stevesebzda570 6 місяців тому +53

    "Never mind.." 😂

  • @Cypherdyer9736
    @Cypherdyer9736 7 місяців тому +2700

    I love Andy Samberg 😍😍

    • @ysbrandd
      @ysbrandd 6 місяців тому +54

      I don’t, overrated as hell

    • @Jesse_Pinkman99
      @Jesse_Pinkman99 6 місяців тому +25

      @@ysbranddwhy is that?

    • @AlexStockman82
      @AlexStockman82 6 місяців тому +107

      Same. Bro is an absolute comedic god in Brooklyn 99

    • @user-dx3de8pt9z
      @user-dx3de8pt9z 6 місяців тому +63

      @@ysbranddOh my god just let people like what they like and not be a dick.

    • @GrizzlyO
      @GrizzlyO 6 місяців тому

      Ikr she's so hot 🥵

  • @CharlieTheTexan
    @CharlieTheTexan 6 місяців тому +428

    How the fuck did Natalie Portman get hotter, dude?!

    • @alexdawe-le4vj
      @alexdawe-le4vj 6 місяців тому +12

      I saw a picture of her and Neal Simon at a party and she was smiling, saying hi to someone and putting the sun to shame while Neal was looking quite short and awkward, like haters tend to do, ha!

    • @MZ99698
      @MZ99698 6 місяців тому +33

      This is about 15 years ago

    • @TheIrishRushin
      @TheIrishRushin 6 місяців тому

      Eating children.

    • @jamesnelson8469
      @jamesnelson8469 6 місяців тому

      That hair style on her should be a felony

    • @Jaykec1995
      @Jaykec1995 6 місяців тому +9

      Got even hotter when she started dropping knowledge

  • @stormthrush37
    @stormthrush37 6 місяців тому +838

    Honestly I was hoping this would go on a lot longer with Portman having massive Star Wars backstory lore knowledge with Andy getting more and more embarrassed the longer it went on.😂

    • @raina4732
      @raina4732 6 місяців тому +13

      And he goes through all the five stages of grief as she’s speaking, until finally at the end he’s at peace and is a changed man.

    • @rickwilliams967
      @rickwilliams967 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah dude. She was just in a few of the movies. I doubt she has any clue what it is.

    • @CoNteMpTone
      @CoNteMpTone 6 місяців тому +4

      Its weirdly cut but there is a Feature length version of this where it turns out she helped lucas come up with half of the story.

    • @artworkbynatetaylor602
      @artworkbynatetaylor602 5 місяців тому +1

      And then Portman breaks down the Disney deal, and Joseph Campbell, and the reason why the sequels have no narrative, and meanwhile Andy tunes out, learns a hobby, a gets girlfriend, raises a family, dies and becomes a force ghost while listening to a pitch for the next Disney+ series.

    • @Knightmessenger
      @Knightmessenger 5 місяців тому +1

      She answers other questions from "fans" in the audience too.

  • @JediMaster362
    @JediMaster362 4 місяці тому +20

    Including the Laughing Muppet (Salacious Crumb) at the end is a stroke of genius!

  • @matthewlee4834
    @matthewlee4834 6 місяців тому +695

    The fact that she pronounced Sifo Diyas differently each of the three times killed me

    • @victorm5890
      @victorm5890 6 місяців тому +29

      Well she worked with George Lucas, He pronounces everything differently

    • @maxi1ification
      @maxi1ification 6 місяців тому +37

      Like Lucas himself said when asked "how is this pronounced?":
      "Say it any way you want to. It'll be regional"

    • @TheEnergizer94
      @TheEnergizer94 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@maxi1ification never heard about that but that sounds so George Lucas that I have no problem believing you

  • @FIDreams
    @FIDreams 6 місяців тому +2044

    She had No idea what she was saying off the script. Lol

    • @equinox4901
      @equinox4901 6 місяців тому +892

      yeah you're the type of guy this skit is about

    • @FIDreams
      @FIDreams 6 місяців тому +122

      @@equinox4901 lol, maybe. Can't say if have the balls to get up in front of an audience though.
      I'll be honest though, a haven't a clue what she said. Lol

    • @equinox4901
      @equinox4901 6 місяців тому +82

      @@FIDreams it's chill, i lowkey thought you were one of those people who think women can't understand guy stuff like Star Wars instead of an overall "nobody can understand that." My bad for assuming.

    • @theblindbandit6533
      @theblindbandit6533 6 місяців тому +64

      The weird part is is that she’s right.
      She’s correct which means two things which both are unlikely. One she actually knew what she was talking about. Or two someone who wrote the script had to actually know this information. Whoever put that on the script for her must work for lucasfilms at the time but they actually have to be a nerd to know that information. Which makes me wonder who wrote it. Was it George? Was it Rey Parker or some guy who knows the deep lore that is just a assistant either way they should be more in control of the films and shows coming out now.

    • @FIDreams
      @FIDreams 6 місяців тому +13

      @@equinox4901 all good my man. No offense taken. :)

  • @MT-UK
    @MT-UK 6 місяців тому +543

    She’s fucking stunning

  • @padmeamidalatruesenator9756
    @padmeamidalatruesenator9756 4 місяці тому +14

    The one and only Padmé Amidala, the true senator of Naboo 💖
    Natalie Portman was just perfect as Padmé 💖🔥🌟

  • @trystrammmm
    @trystrammmm 6 місяців тому +97

    "We love you Natalie."

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 5 місяців тому +6

      "I WANNA [BLEEP} YOU TOO!"

    • @JohnRNewAccountNumber3
      @JohnRNewAccountNumber3 5 місяців тому +1

      I'll always pay for your dry cleaning

    • @Dude30977
      @Dude30977 3 місяці тому

      My dick is scared of you

  • @1Plebeian
    @1Plebeian 6 місяців тому +145

    When you finally stage a comeback in your head 3 days after someone said sumthn.

  • @ADP057
    @ADP057 6 місяців тому +395

    Funniest thing she could've said was: I know nothing of Starwars, warhammer 40k though......

    • @texasfuneral4787
      @texasfuneral4787 6 місяців тому +11

      I'm a star wars nerd and I just barely got into 40k....man it deserves way more recognition.

    • @dylanholmes9273
      @dylanholmes9273 6 місяців тому

      @@texasfuneral4787hopefully the series Amazon and Henry Cavil is making turns out good and it can catapult from there. So much cool material in that world to build from.

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 6 місяців тому +2

      That would be funny..... Considering what year this was

    • @2egenjerry
      @2egenjerry 6 місяців тому +11

      Henry Cavil gonna play the sht outta the warhammer movie

    • @Toxin_E-07
      @Toxin_E-07 6 місяців тому

      @@2egenjerryThe what??

  • @NicholasFrench-pk9pc
    @NicholasFrench-pk9pc 2 місяці тому +6

    She was just like "look at me. I'm the nerd now. ME"

  • @1GiancarloD
    @1GiancarloD 6 місяців тому +137

    Man she is a certified baddie

    • @viktorpaletta8553
      @viktorpaletta8553 6 місяців тому

      Yea and we will send your simp certificate in few days.

    • @AgroFro
      @AgroFro 6 місяців тому

      @@viktorpaletta8553 shutup bru

    • @gokulhemanthkumar4556
      @gokulhemanthkumar4556 6 місяців тому

      ​@@viktorpaletta8553Yea and we will send your gay certificate in a few days.

  • @JohnSmith-nm4zd
    @JohnSmith-nm4zd 6 місяців тому +50

    Natalie Portman is a National Treasure

    • @Megalodonna702
      @Megalodonna702 3 місяці тому +2

      National Treasure with a tight body.

  • @jimbeans2466
    @jimbeans2466 6 місяців тому +397

    This is what they think of their own fans.

    • @spacepopeXIV
      @spacepopeXIV 6 місяців тому +79

      Yeah, Star Wars fans are annoying and gross, glad you got the memo.

    • @JefferyEpsteinOfficial
      @JefferyEpsteinOfficial 6 місяців тому +33

      Bro this is SNL

    • @jimbeans2466
      @jimbeans2466 6 місяців тому +1

      @@JefferyEpsteinOfficial ......so?

    • @apexrager88
      @apexrager88 6 місяців тому

      You are fitting the architect of the fans that they are talking about perfectly right now , bro ​@@jimbeans2466

    • @pabl0sauced0
      @pabl0sauced0 6 місяців тому +27

      This is literally the average reddit/Twitter star wars fan dude 😂

  • @Morro12250
    @Morro12250 2 місяці тому +8

    Anakins turn to the darkside was understandable

  • @joshuaweston6531
    @joshuaweston6531 6 місяців тому +129

    Natalie just schooled nerds everywhere about Star Wars...and she looks drop dead gorgeous!

  • @garybacongrease
    @garybacongrease 6 місяців тому +17

    Salacious B Crumb making a stellar cameo near the end. Fucking love that guy AND the way he laughs.

  • @tommoore2012
    @tommoore2012 6 місяців тому +43

    Bit of trivia about the Kaminos: they saw themselves as the superior race and looked down on all others. Despite being xenophobic, they showed kindness to everyone they interacted with and respected anyone that sought to improve themselves. Holding themselves in such high regard the Kaminos were very focused on perfection. All of them spoke with a gentle softness in their voices and every one of their movements were done with incredible grace. They weren't a race that had a connection to the force though. In fact out of their entire history there is only one Kamino who was born a strong force user and he ended up becoming a Jedi.

    • @tj-s6328
      @tj-s6328 6 місяців тому

      Wasn't the jedi kaminoan in the council too? I swear I saw it in episode 1 or 2?

    • @aleksandarnikolov3182
      @aleksandarnikolov3182 6 місяців тому +1

      @@tj-s6328 No, the one on the council is not a Kaminoan

    • @myaccount__7269
      @myaccount__7269 6 місяців тому +2

      And then sidious killed them all after they were no longer needed and destroyed their planet lol

    • @Katsu_ragi
      @Katsu_ragi 6 місяців тому +6

      Akshually🤓☝️, it's "Kaminoan", Kamino is the planet itself.

    • @Hydranium
      @Hydranium 6 місяців тому

      Unfortunately with Disney decanonizing a vast amount of literature and lore, Kina Ha from Karen Traviss's "Republic Commando" book series might not be lore accurate anymore. Personally I don't care about Canon in this and several other situations, as star wars is a massive place and one thing happening doesn't always mean other things not happening still.

  • @DanBlabbers
    @DanBlabbers 6 місяців тому +81

    God she’s pretty

    • @wamble18
      @wamble18 6 місяців тому

      Simp lmaooo

    • @jakedempsey7073
      @jakedempsey7073 6 місяців тому +8

      @@wamble18hows he a simp

    • @alabastercalhoun
      @alabastercalhoun 6 місяців тому +2

      @@jakedempsey7073simp means nothing that guys just proved it.

    • @DanBlabbers
      @DanBlabbers 6 місяців тому +14

      Simps degrade themselves over women, I just said she’s very pretty because it’s true.

    • @ElDuderinoh
      @ElDuderinoh 6 місяців тому +4

      @@DanBlabbers she’s absolutely gorgeous, personally I hate the short hair though. You’re not simping for saying someones pretty.

  • @sergioramirez8781
    @sergioramirez8781 6 місяців тому +213

    R.I.P CAPTAIN HOLT SORRY SEEING ANDY REMINDS ME IF BROOKLYN 99

    • @tazrgoober6893
      @tazrgoober6893 6 місяців тому +6

      Did his actor die 😢

    • @FactTacticalArmadillo
      @FactTacticalArmadillo 6 місяців тому

      ​@@tazrgoober6893sadly yes

    • @coravex2870
      @coravex2870 6 місяців тому

      Dark

    • @iainbarnfield4049
      @iainbarnfield4049 6 місяців тому

      ​@tazrgoober6893 yes, died in December

    • @The-Like-Button
      @The-Like-Button 6 місяців тому +9

      Captain Holt isn't dead, Andre Braugher is, may he rest in peace, but captain Holt will always be alive as long as the show exists, keeping a part of the amazing actor within it

  • @NathMull1999
    @NathMull1999 6 місяців тому +378

    She’s so beautiful

  • @coolcaleb9939
    @coolcaleb9939 4 місяці тому +3

    Bro was one of the younglings to survive

  • @uncleirohofthefirenation5987
    @uncleirohofthefirenation5987 6 місяців тому +212

    That creature at the end always freaked me out

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  6 місяців тому +44

      Salacious Crumb!

    • @giyuutomioka6974
      @giyuutomioka6974 6 місяців тому +11

      He kinda reminds me of the gremlins from the movie gremlins made by Steven Spielberg.

    • @swillm3ister
      @swillm3ister 6 місяців тому

      Subbing because you said this brother..​@@VactorVerse

    • @Silrk246813
      @Silrk246813 6 місяців тому +1

      SAME

    • @evildrporkchop4628
      @evildrporkchop4628 6 місяців тому +3

      The fuck did salacious crumb do to you?

  • @lfwalrus
    @lfwalrus 6 місяців тому +21

    Jango is a bounty hunter who cares about paychecks, he would work with anyone for the right price

  • @Tyro_
    @Tyro_ 6 місяців тому +433

    It’s so wild how much they hate their fanbase 😂
    (Edit: people really hate the fans in the replies too 🤣 bunch of losers)

    • @ben.haigh2
      @ben.haigh2 6 місяців тому +47

      It's a skit I believe

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 6 місяців тому +99

      Have you seen the SW fan base? It’s been hated on since it came out. Fans raged about Episode 6. Fans raged about the prequels. Fans raged about the sequels. Fans raged about Ahsoka (that character as she was initially presented). Fans raged about Kenobi (the series). Fans raged about The Book of Boba Fett. Fans raged about Mando S2 and 3. Fans raged about the Solo movie.
      When the list of hate is greater than the list of appreciation, I can kinda see why the people who helped make the series’ end up disliking fans.

    • @mattrollins7506
      @mattrollins7506 6 місяців тому +86

      @@TheSCPStudio No one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.

    • @realgamergirl4638
      @realgamergirl4638 6 місяців тому +47

      imagine getting death threats and harassments over a made up story you were in. I'd hate that fanbase too

    • @kane_howe138
      @kane_howe138 6 місяців тому

      The fanbase is horrible all they do is complain bunch of sweaty fat nerds complaining about fictional characters lmao

  • @chris-te5tm
    @chris-te5tm 24 дні тому +1

    "Seafood Dyas" absolutely obliterated

  • @mattmann4241
    @mattmann4241 6 місяців тому +92

    Man she is stunning. Could get over her eyes standing out even from a far shot.

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 6 місяців тому +1

      Absolutely perfect. Like petite in the Most Beautiful Way,. Natalie Portman is the goat.

    • @inappropriatelaughter847
      @inappropriatelaughter847 6 місяців тому +5

      I’d agree with you if it wasn’t for that haircut…. Brings her from a perfect 10 to like a 7, it’s that bad…

    • @harveyjamesdishingtonthomson
      @harveyjamesdishingtonthomson 6 місяців тому

      @@inappropriatelaughter847no one asked you shitebag. Keep yer beauty standards to yerself and shove them up yer arse

    • @Георг-л5л
      @Георг-л5л 6 місяців тому

      Yea if u into gross jews like her and this coming from a jew myself

    • @Dimble_Gobblefern
      @Dimble_Gobblefern 6 місяців тому

      ​@@inappropriatelaughter847 and of course that one is your personal preference

  • @ryannewberry3845
    @ryannewberry3845 6 місяців тому +19

    She's got the Something About Mary hairstyle

  • @KorrinBeck
    @KorrinBeck 6 місяців тому +4

    G-damnit, please leave Ben and marry me Natalie.

  • @joshmcclellan4838
    @joshmcclellan4838 14 днів тому +1

    Natalie Portman broke the attractive scale in this skit. Confident and intellectual women are 🔥

  • @webguy943
    @webguy943 6 місяців тому +4

    That laugh at the end killed me 😂

  • @tristanbrooks4755
    @tristanbrooks4755 6 місяців тому +5

    There was more in-depth and coherent lore in the few words said in this video than in the entire Sequel Trillogy.

  • @GeekHero_Bubba
    @GeekHero_Bubba 6 місяців тому +14

    Whoever wrote that script is good at doing Google searches.

  • @probablynotleo4340
    @probablynotleo4340 2 місяці тому +1

    The way she addresses Dooku as Darth Tyrannus, just makes her feel that much more knowledgeable about Star Wars.

  • @durian.electra
    @durian.electra 6 місяців тому +11

    Andy Samberg is such a treasure

  • @niklasriva7053
    @niklasriva7053 6 місяців тому +15

    this is EXACTLY how hollywood see all fans of shows/movies......they are living in the 90's meangirl period

    • @Linerunner99
      @Linerunner99 6 місяців тому +2

      Mean Girls came out in 2004... heh

    • @sosamanotf642
      @sosamanotf642 6 місяців тому +1

      This how I see fans too, fuccin nerds!

  • @mdh.026
    @mdh.026 6 місяців тому +40

    Bro sounds like Walter jr. 💀💀💀

  • @just2good686
    @just2good686 2 місяці тому +2

    Bling bling boys voice actor 😭

  • @SamWlodawski83
    @SamWlodawski83 6 місяців тому +3

    Great way to end it with the salacious crumb.😆

    • @VactorVerse
      @VactorVerse  6 місяців тому

      He’s my favorite character in all of Star Wars

  • @jonanolakers1567
    @jonanolakers1567 6 місяців тому +11

    Fun fact. That man spent more time talking to a woman than you have this week.
    What is your excuse?

  • @syphent
    @syphent 3 місяці тому +3

    Bro really forgot his breakfast 💀💀😭😭

  • @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749
    @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749 24 дні тому +1

    It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that was Andy Samberg.

  • @xavieryouker3438
    @xavieryouker3438 6 місяців тому +3

    Me have having never seen a single star wars movie hearing skwidjwwijdnndnjskejej the whole time: 👁👄👁

  • @pachary1277
    @pachary1277 6 місяців тому +7

    A woman is at her most attractiveness when she explains Star Wars lore

    • @eolsunder
      @eolsunder 6 місяців тому

      she's pretty attractive just standing there.

  • @rancidity
    @rancidity 6 місяців тому +4

    The script is crazy

  • @theangryhobos
    @theangryhobos Місяць тому +1

    That guy is doing an Adam Sandler impression.

  • @PeanutStrawberry
    @PeanutStrawberry 6 місяців тому +3

    About Episode II...
    Imagine a bunch of mountain lions or feral chimpanzees snatched your mom, your mom who you've not seen in 10 years. You track them to their lair, and find your mom all bloody and bruised. You can only imagine the horrors they inflicted upon her during those two months of captivity.
    You approach and sees that she's alive. So you take her in your arms, and as she wakes up and realizes her grown baby boy is here... she dies.
    Reaction? You slaughter them all.
    Reaction of your crush when you confess your crime to her? She... comforts you? Whaaa~ girl, you need to run, not fall in love with the dude!
    What Anakin did is monstrous and evil AF since he offed sentient beings (men, women and children, the latter two being fairly innocent in this scenario)... but let's be honest, that's not how Padme saw it.
    Lars and gang described Tusken to Padme as merciless animals, vicious monsters with only the appearance of Man. We're talking about a woman who was so naive ten years ago, she didn't even believe slavery was still a thing. So it's fair to assume she doesn't know jack shit about Tusken, their sentience, their culture and what not. All she ever had for info as far as we know was Lars' testimony on the Tusken: brutal and vicious predators going around killing and pillaging innocent farmers and citizens of the desert.
    So, from her point of view, Anakin did the equivalent of offing a pack of vicious and dangerous wolves who tortured and killed his mum.

  • @Anonsloth26
    @Anonsloth26 6 місяців тому +4

    Portman roasting the Waterboy knockoff sounding nerd is hilarious

  • @demostenes7458
    @demostenes7458 4 місяці тому +7

    Is that Andy Samberg from Brooklyn 99?

    • @BACALL1965
      @BACALL1965 2 місяці тому

      No, it is idris elba

    • @demostenes7458
      @demostenes7458 2 місяці тому

      @@BACALL1965 My bad, I thought it was your mom.

  • @WARTV-dn5fk
    @WARTV-dn5fk Місяць тому +1

    📞 Sandler called, he wants his character back 😃

  • @Surannhealz
    @Surannhealz 6 місяців тому +10

    “People forget that just because I’m an actress doesn’t mean that I know everything about delivery”

  • @threewiseman1
    @threewiseman1 6 місяців тому +9

    Funny, but also, yet another problem with Star Wars (among the many) is that in order to fully understand the plot of the films, you have to know about a bunch of things that do not happen in the films.

    • @FailedMaster
      @FailedMaster 6 місяців тому +2

      That is not true. Everything important to know is explained in the films.

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 3 місяці тому

      Imagine that! A movie that requires you to pay attention in order to know what's going on! What a novel concept!

  • @jayantoberoi7401
    @jayantoberoi7401 6 місяців тому +22

    Wife material ❤

  • @strikebr
    @strikebr 6 місяців тому +1

    Trying to outsmart Natalie “Freaking” Portman is never a good idea. She'll roast you like a brisket

  • @kangaroot_
    @kangaroot_ 6 місяців тому +9

    I love the "i get this all the time"

  • @Ghost01702
    @Ghost01702 6 місяців тому +5

    Man, SNL is bad

  • @gabew8104
    @gabew8104 6 місяців тому +10

    How could Jedi Master Plo Koon find Syfo Dias's lightsaber in the crashed ship on one of the moons of oba diah (or whatever the planet the pike syndicate hails from) if general grevious had it?

    • @h24manu
      @h24manu 6 місяців тому +3

      Dooku put it there probably, why? I don't know

    • @BenAri18
      @BenAri18 6 місяців тому +6

      TCW probs retconned this detail

    • @Vandicoup
      @Vandicoup 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah no you got it. It was a moon of Oba Diah's that Plo and the 104th discovered and recovered the lost lightsaber (or one of) and Jedi Shuttle of Sifo-Dyas.

    • @Vandicoup
      @Vandicoup 6 місяців тому +2

      Not anymore. He had 2 post-Disney takeover (the other saber from The Expanded Universe, aka Legends--via the Star Wars: Visionaries Graphic Novel waay back in 2005), but now back to just 1 in the current New-canon, ever since April 26th 2014. Disney stated that all material made from after April 25th would now be considered part of the official canon, with the exceptions of TCW and the movies. Everything from April 25th and before would now be considered de-canonized/unofficial canon or "Legends" moving forward. The original source of a graphic novel depicting Dooku gifting Sifo's saber to Grievous has been de-canonized since April 25th, 2014 and has since left TCW as the sole source of his lightsaber. For further retrospection, TCW S6 debuted in March 7th, 2014--all at once on Netflix. So, before the Disney slate-cleaning of the canon, but still counts to this day since Disney stated TCW & the movies would all still remain canon, while instead de-canonizing pure EU/Legends works such as Visionaries. It's interesting and confusing at the same time, but I tried my very best to clarify as much as possible here, as you can hopefully tell lol

    • @aymonfoxc1442
      @aymonfoxc1442 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Vandicoup You did an exceptional job 👏 Bravo!

  • @mreggs3731
    @mreggs3731 Місяць тому +1

    Another thing that Darth Tyrannus gave to General Grievous was Syfo Dias' blood.

  • @Marvelfanm1911
    @Marvelfanm1911 4 місяці тому +3

    You know you clicked the right video when Andy Samberg plays the fan 😂

  • @dominicrosenbaum3192
    @dominicrosenbaum3192 7 місяців тому +16

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fredystheawesomeshow8301
    @fredystheawesomeshow8301 6 місяців тому +4

    Yes!!!😂😂😂

  • @UchihaItachi-zt6us
    @UchihaItachi-zt6us 14 днів тому +1

    "You dare talk trash with my Padme"
    ---probably Darth Vader💀

  • @donaldgraham6414
    @donaldgraham6414 Місяць тому +1

    I hope Luke properly appreciated how lucky he was not only having Carrie Fisher as his sister but also Natalie Portman as his Mommy. ❤️

  • @charmingtaintman7298
    @charmingtaintman7298 7 місяців тому +11

    😅

  • @kevinjardine608
    @kevinjardine608 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm always amazed that actors can remember so many lines of a script by heart.

  • @23SodaCan32
    @23SodaCan32 4 місяці тому +1

    I love that she said Sifo Dyas 3 times and every time pronounced it differently.

  • @PoesRaven73
    @PoesRaven73 6 місяців тому +1

    This is rehashed bit from the golden age of SNL, when William Shatner was asked some equally stupid question by a diehard Trekkie and he famously said “Get a life!”

  • @DRGEngineer
    @DRGEngineer 5 місяців тому +1

    the fact all of us are able to follow along with this perfectly and it doesnt seem weird or out of place at all is a testament to our combined nerdinees

  • @paollarce5137
    @paollarce5137 2 місяці тому +1

    He's like those who say the new trilogy shouldn't exist.

  • @elzurdito2
    @elzurdito2 3 місяці тому +2

    Now I understand that one Victorious episode where people keep calling Robbie Andy Sandburg 😂😂😂

  • @musical_lolu4811
    @musical_lolu4811 2 місяці тому +1

    My goodness, the music. Couldn't help the nostalgia. Love the Salacious laugh at the end.

  • @michaelbertini1191
    @michaelbertini1191 6 місяців тому +1

    Nah she definitely knows every single word of Star Wars lore

  • @joaoclira
    @joaoclira Місяць тому +1

    This is unrealistic. A true nerd wouldn't have the guts to talk to her.

  • @d00bdqqb4
    @d00bdqqb4 2 місяці тому +1

    Natalie portman has been my celebrity crush ever since I saw her in Star Wars, she just ticks all the boxes and I bet she goes to church every Sunday. They don’t make them like her anymore

  • @yanyanzhang5813
    @yanyanzhang5813 4 місяці тому +1

    Peralta doing side quests after resigning from the 99.

  • @nIIe
    @nIIe 2 місяці тому +1

    When women in star wars were beautiful, feminine and smart. Those were the times.

  • @whocares5773
    @whocares5773 6 місяців тому +1

    Just remember actors are the performing monkeys that take the credit for talented peoples efforts

  • @jamesgriffin7351
    @jamesgriffin7351 5 місяців тому +1

    Even though this is a comedy skit, the funny thing is that Mark Hamill has roasted Star Wars fans on numerous occasions. Mark is actually a huge geek himself!😂

  • @danielemaggio6999
    @danielemaggio6999 4 місяці тому

    I've never thought I would have lived enough to see Padme Amidala and Jake Peralta talking about clones