Vlog 89: Instagram Etiquette

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  • @famousamos
    @famousamos 10 років тому +188

    David I'm on a diet too. Stay strong bruddah.

    • @jimmylam1948
      @jimmylam1948 10 років тому +142

      for a second there, I thought you said "buddah"

    • @denzelnoname4775
      @denzelnoname4775 10 років тому

      zerga303 Your using a game of thrones picture.

    • @skyquest762
      @skyquest762 9 років тому

      Woojong I love you!!!

  • @IceQueen975
    @IceQueen975 10 років тому +142

    I lost it at "Oh... my...DAD!"

  • @shushuizmindless04
    @shushuizmindless04 10 років тому +12

    I recently started a diet too and the other day my mom decided to take us out to McDonalds for lunch. My aunt and cousins came so I sat there just watching these kids eat. It was pain. David, I am right there with you.

  • @GDLizzay
    @GDLizzay 10 років тому +37

    It is five in the mother fucking morning, I went 24 hours without sleeping thanks to your videos. Either I need to unsubscribe (as fucking if) or get my shot together (haha sure..)

  • @aurorasullivan6336
    @aurorasullivan6336 10 років тому +33

    He got me at the "Oh. My. Dad."

  • @Eastfist
    @Eastfist 10 років тому +51

    Instagram makes you look good because of their pixel manipulation algorithm: makes your face more symmetrical and stretched vertically and all that good stuff. It also does some lighting manip like contrast and levels adjustment. But most of the distortion is because people are using pinhole lens on their smart phones. If you use a wider lens like on a DSLR, then it'll have less distortion. These are basic photography principles. If you don't want to look round, use harsher lighting in your vids to get harder shadows and contrast. Soft lighting wraps around your face and doesn't have any contrast. Remember, it's all theatrics.

  • @lilchipmunk8443
    @lilchipmunk8443 8 років тому +24

    "I don't touch babies, I just want cheeseburgers."~ David so 2014

  • @linited
    @linited 10 років тому +18

    Oh my DAD! That killed me. Don't even know why. Too funny

  • @naimah2511
    @naimah2511 10 років тому +7

    "if yo face ain't slim, IT AIN'T SLIM" ohmyy

  • @minttm
    @minttm 9 років тому +29

    "Oh My Dad"
    lol

  • @reyyerrey
    @reyyerrey 10 років тому +86

    Oh my dad lmao

  • @maishi
    @maishi 10 років тому +14

    the selfie olympics were great

  • @jasminxcheng
    @jasminxcheng 10 років тому +4

    "Oh My Dad" got me. LOL I can't even... XD

  • @ilovebangtanimthesameperso1939
    @ilovebangtanimthesameperso1939 9 років тому +6

    I died because of how cute he looked in the selfie and at the end

  • @VietYouNam
    @VietYouNam 10 років тому +7

    Oh...my..Dad... KILL ME NOW!! I laugh so hard!!!

  • @LadyMidoriko
    @LadyMidoriko 10 років тому

    David, you just absolutely made my day. My boyfriend just sent me this video to cheer me up, because I've had such a terrible day, but trust me. We both know. You're the one who made me laugh. LOL

  • @dokidokisenpaii
    @dokidokisenpaii 10 років тому +1

    "I don't touch babies, I just want a Cheeseburger." Lol I feel the same way whenever I see kiddies or anyone really that got yummy food. Next time somebody looks at me weird I'm just gonna use that quote lol

  • @LeonidasGGG
    @LeonidasGGG 10 років тому +66

    I don't have Instagram... I do, however, have a life.

    • @CeeSoulCanta
      @CeeSoulCanta 10 років тому +11

      explains how you commented on this video

    • @notpjong9259
      @notpjong9259 10 років тому

      ***** ''butthurt'' if you know what i mean....

    • @mintfudgecupcakes
      @mintfudgecupcakes 10 років тому +6

      Sam Vac
      good on you :DD
      i have both LOL. hopefully people are "allowed" lives despite having social media :P

    • @MrKnowledgeCenter
      @MrKnowledgeCenter 10 років тому +11

      I don't have Instagram, yet I don't have a life, damn.

    • @ericwhite8990
      @ericwhite8990 10 років тому

      Jared Deacon what's your instagram

  • @Krissyboo75
    @Krissyboo75 10 років тому +3

    Everytime you say "go for broke" I hear gofer broke...like the animal haha

  • @chocoluvr258
    @chocoluvr258 10 років тому +6

    "OH MY DAD..." I DIED.

  • @JasonRainwater
    @JasonRainwater 10 років тому +6

    I agree, if you're gonna quote someone on Instagram, make sure the photo helps express what is being said :)

  • @NeonSourSkittles78
    @NeonSourSkittles78 10 років тому +2

    "OH. MY. DAD." 😂😂😂😂 I lost it! Hahahaha

  • @thebigrocksinlife
    @thebigrocksinlife 10 років тому

    Thanks David So. I'm going through a tough time after losing a dear friend of mine. Your videos brought back a moment a laughter in all of this time of sadness and grief. Thank you so very much. :)

  • @VolumePerfection
    @VolumePerfection 10 років тому +5

    ikr I know girls at my school who do that like wtf. Never got the quotes on a picture thing "love yourself" "life is beautiful" with a selfie and I'm just like what.

  • @thecuriousbunnie
    @thecuriousbunnie 10 років тому

    Thanks David for making my day. Today's my birthday and nothing has gone right so far. I'm happy to see your video up. I personally don't have instagram but I still enjoyed your video :)

  • @SailorVenusJupiter
    @SailorVenusJupiter 10 років тому +4

    You got me on "oh my dad"

  • @Holyniwa
    @Holyniwa 10 років тому +18

    selfies are the reason why I stay THE HELL away from instagram.

  • @pengsue14
    @pengsue14 10 років тому +4

    Dear David,
    Can you please make a vlog about the two teenage girls lighting the innocent tortoise on fire it really upset me so please and think you.
    #1 fannnn!!!!!!

  • @SakaDeeJay
    @SakaDeeJay 10 років тому

    Bwaahaha when you said the part about the same face for multiple emotions I had about a handful of ppl in mind! And the Oh...my...Dad was hilarious LOL!

  • @Icecoldsolitude
    @Icecoldsolitude 10 років тому

    Looking good David! I can see that your hard work has really been paying off :)
    I really admire your courage for making your workout/diet resolution public and everything.
    Keep up the good work and your still funny as always :)
    Xoxo

  • @cisforcooki3s
    @cisforcooki3s 10 років тому +2

    that looks like she ate yolanda for breakfast. oh... my... dad... lol you had me cracking up at this video so many times!

  • @AmazingRandomRetards
    @AmazingRandomRetards 10 років тому +2

    LOOOL "even Jesus be up there like Oh.. My.. Dad O-O"

  • @TinysSouls
    @TinysSouls 10 років тому

    god you're so funny and i can't stand the fact that you're voice is so cozy. respect and love to you, David

  • @NathanHaleyProductions
    @NathanHaleyProductions 10 років тому +2

    You look happier already, and you look like you've lost weight. Keep it up, it's motivating me as well!

  • @keelanlaytonparkour6585
    @keelanlaytonparkour6585 10 років тому +1

    I Love how you talk to your camera like we're all in your room

  • @jadejimenezschrodingerskitten
    @jadejimenezschrodingerskitten 10 років тому +8

    I don't have twitter or instagram D; half of this stuff i don't understand- but I'm excited for Wednesday!

  • @r0hluin
    @r0hluin 10 років тому +22

    Your wink

  • @LianeHung
    @LianeHung 10 років тому +1

    That selfie you took was actually quite cute though LOL

  • @baochulee1124
    @baochulee1124 10 років тому

    "Why you gotta post quotes that have nothing to do with your face!!!!"
    I died at that part! I wonder that too!!!!

  • @TBongo17
    @TBongo17 10 років тому +1

    You never fail to make me laugh so hard!!!! Hahahaha!

  • @Jamesbondneverdies_
    @Jamesbondneverdies_ 10 років тому +1

    9/11 remember. *flicks tongue/bocating* LMFAO!!! im dead

  • @AyeeJayyy
    @AyeeJayyy 10 років тому

    I swear I can see the improvement already. Good job David

  • @RiichanTV103
    @RiichanTV103 10 років тому

    i thought i could never laugh after what happen today but after watching your vid i laughed so hard my laptop almost fell.Thank you for making my day! i love you dvieeeee

  • @ASOTpewpew
    @ASOTpewpew 10 років тому +1

    This is so true. Ppl on instagram take WAYY TO MANY SELFIES. ALL the pics look the same

  • @xxdriftking027xx
    @xxdriftking027xx 10 років тому

    9/11 LOL that face. John 3:16 DIED hahaha finally the random shit we all love is coming back! Good laughs today man..good shit keep it up

  • @fuke1995
    @fuke1995 10 років тому

    "911 remember hlalalaa" i fucking died came back to life and laugh some more LOL

  • @psalmpadaloy4615
    @psalmpadaloy4615 10 років тому

    "photoshop real life!!!!!!!" LOL. That had me laughing sooooooo hard.

  • @brucemckenzie2137
    @brucemckenzie2137 10 років тому

    Funny stuff, looking more fit already. Keep up the good work David!

  • @isogamer12
    @isogamer12 10 років тому

    I remember vlog 20, you've come a long way man

  • @Narutogrl
    @Narutogrl 10 років тому +3

    I thought he was going to say "If yo face isn't slim, take yo ass to the gym" xD

  • @Pamoulove93
    @Pamoulove93 10 років тому +2

    hahahah I was dying of laugh here... I do the picture angle... x')

  • @hoseokpeterhan
    @hoseokpeterhan 10 років тому +5

    Hahahaha, but aren't your video cameras tilted down from a high angle to make you look better too?? Your always looking up in your videos! Hahaha much love for your vblogs! Keep up the good work! And the workout!

    • @DavidSoComedy
      @DavidSoComedy  10 років тому +41

      hahaha it's tilted slightly and there's a real purposes. They're tilted because my walls are blank so adds character to the foreground. Also for lighting purposes if you look slightly up it'll light up your face more getting rid of harsh shadows that are created from too much top light.

    • @zahramubaarak1408
      @zahramubaarak1408 8 років тому

      +DavidSoComedy XD man I love your videos and watch them on the daily

  • @TheMsKoookooo
    @TheMsKoookooo 10 років тому

    I just can't eat while watching your videos! I have to laugh every 5 seconds!!

  • @angelicasevilla472
    @angelicasevilla472 10 років тому +2

    That wink just killed me 😍

  • @sarah_oz
    @sarah_oz 8 років тому +1

    This vid was freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JulieChen_PRJ
    @JulieChen_PRJ 7 років тому

    "Oh...my...dad" I'm gone 😂😂😂

  • @RK724bb
    @RK724bb 10 років тому +14

    All the more reason for me NOT to have an Instagram, thanks David :)

  • @najibar.1135
    @najibar.1135 10 років тому

    Love that he sometimes laugh at his own jokes xD

  • @martinwood5544
    @martinwood5544 10 років тому

    dat ovation chilling in the back

  • @33dam00
    @33dam00 10 років тому +3

    woah.. that wink tho..

  • @FARTandDARTmarksMAN
    @FARTandDARTmarksMAN 10 років тому

    Omg I lost it when he started doing the tongue flick bahaha.

  • @ryancross9891
    @ryancross9891 10 років тому +1

    Will you be adding more clothing to our website? I love the designs and wanna buy some soon.

  • @LeannMey
    @LeannMey 10 років тому +1

    Hahaha... "Oh My Dad!" Too funny!

  • @Bakobiibizo
    @Bakobiibizo 10 років тому

    That's perfect! LOL. "Oh, my, dad..." Awesome haha

  • @dasugo
    @dasugo 10 років тому

    I lost it at "oh my dad" nice one!

  • @shouayaj93
    @shouayaj93 10 років тому +2

    HAHAHA! That's gonna be my new thing! "OH MY DAD"

  • @aziankoala
    @aziankoala 10 років тому +1

    Thank you David my thoughts exactly!!!

  • @wahenie
    @wahenie 10 років тому

    You are a trip! You crack me up! Your words speak volumes.

  • @DannyCheche10
    @DannyCheche10 10 років тому

    David could keep the videos coming you truly are sooo aWesome...

  • @TondrilaTube
    @TondrilaTube 10 років тому +32

    I am not the only person who doesn't want him to lose weight.

  • @nacyvang8679
    @nacyvang8679 10 років тому +6

    hahaha. i really hate the stupid quote. but cute wink though! haha at the cat at the end. got me laughing good.

  • @europegirlh2o
    @europegirlh2o 10 років тому

    "Oh. My. Dad." cracked me UUUUUP!

  • @Jaysuarez00
    @Jaysuarez00 10 років тому

    Straight up bro!!!!! you speaking the truff!

  • @yakira1998
    @yakira1998 10 років тому

    "Oh my dad" ROLLING!!!

  • @crazeechickee11
    @crazeechickee11 10 років тому

    THAT OH MY DAD KILLED ME IT'S ONE THRITY IN THE MORNING I CAN'T WAKE MY PARENTS UP WITH THIS SHIT

  • @TinusTK
    @TinusTK 10 років тому

    Holy fck this was so dam funny hahahaha I actually never laughed so hard to a video/youtuber like this before lol and I watch a lot of different you tubers hahaha

  • @rccalimlim
    @rccalimlim 10 років тому +1

    I thought you were the former VP design of Apple after watching your video of Samsung Note 3. After seeing this video, i laughed. Why you say? I see you are using an Iphone. Iphone 5s? Hahaha i guess you spent more money, hahaha. You got rehired as VP of design. Congratulations! Your videos are the funniest, keep em coming. Cracks me up all the time

  • @imnotthatfat100
    @imnotthatfat100 10 років тому

    David! Your selfies for the same emotions look really good. Omg!! In loooooooooooooooooove!!

  • @soobinsgirl
    @soobinsgirl 10 років тому +7

    BAHAHHA I hate the non relevant quotes as well.

  • @catherineliu06
    @catherineliu06 10 років тому +13

    You eat five meals a day? Of course you wouldn't want pizza that many times!!!

  • @SillyLilMe1
    @SillyLilMe1 10 років тому

    DavidSoComedy yay a new video! DAVID every time I watch your vlogs I crack up. Your videos always cheer me up and can always brighten my day. Keep doing what you are doing and I'm going to support and root for you every wednesday for your fitness challenge!

  • @Luisa-wr5bj
    @Luisa-wr5bj 10 років тому

    That attempted meow at the end...

  • @samanthaarnold3038
    @samanthaarnold3038 10 років тому +1

    The quotes that have nothing to do with your face! Finally someone said it!

  • @MrEggman316
    @MrEggman316 10 років тому

    Oh Shit! Yo that's beyond true and David gotten me laughing so hard that i couldn't stay in the same room! Nice David LOL!!!

  • @helenmoran6689
    @helenmoran6689 9 років тому +2

    David's wink😍😍🙈🙈

  • @glampition
    @glampition 10 років тому +1

    Yes! I got the feeling that the video was coming up, so i decided to kill time watching your other videos, AGAIN! And dammit, I'm 8 minutes late -_-

  • @phoebewang5903
    @phoebewang5903 10 років тому

    SO TRUE. SO FUNNY. GETTIN READY TO BUY SOME MERCH!

  • @ghanisfav
    @ghanisfav 10 років тому

    Hahaha it seems you REALLY need some cheeseburger man. Yours eyes are tired without them lololol

  • @reran
    @reran 10 років тому

    This beautiful rant could apply to facebook as well.

  • @nancygilmore3076
    @nancygilmore3076 10 років тому

    David's selfies though.

  • @EnjiHDGaming
    @EnjiHDGaming 10 років тому +11

    LOL 9/11 Remeber!!! 2:41

  • @EnRiCo45100
    @EnRiCo45100 10 років тому +1

    here's a cheeseburger bro *gives a cheeseburger* ya might need it

  • @beedledub
    @beedledub 10 років тому +4

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA " OH MY DAD " OMG

  • @bknwuzheer1
    @bknwuzheer1 10 років тому +8

    only reason I have instagram is to like posts to enter for a chance to win stuff

  • @ZuluWun
    @ZuluWun 10 років тому

    4:51; that's definitely that feral cat you were talking about earlier.

  • @Mizzanonymousx
    @Mizzanonymousx 10 років тому +1

    So weird how ive got so used to david without the glasses now

  • @riceballmunchkin
    @riceballmunchkin 10 років тому

    Lol that wink at the end of the video..cute lol love you David :D

  • @acthelyricalswagger
    @acthelyricalswagger 10 років тому

    "Oh...my...Dad!" LMAO!!!

  • @ceedotcee
    @ceedotcee 10 років тому +42

    i hate that people post pics of their body just because they're on a weight loss journey. Like we get it, you're losing weight!

    • @CitiesSkyGay
      @CitiesSkyGay 10 років тому +36

      Probably a before and after transformation would do just fine. If it's like "Day one, day two, day three,.......day 232," then it just gets stupid.

    • @ceedotcee
      @ceedotcee 10 років тому +2

      Exactly Anthony Yang

    • @angelaxiao5003
      @angelaxiao5003 10 років тому

      ***** IKR i mean like people are like WEIGHT LOSS LOSS 500 GRAMS! CAN YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE like what?!?!?

    • @R2D800
      @R2D800 10 років тому +1

      Angela Xiao 500 grams is like 1 pound so thats actually alot

    • @angelaxiao5003
      @angelaxiao5003 10 років тому

      Gareth Choung I'm not from the UK or america or canada so i don't know what a pound equals too :]

  • @yshikaru
    @yshikaru 10 років тому

    Dat wink at the end doe...♡