***** Check and check. I find white Americans to be to eager. They try to make others of a different culture comfortable, but end making things awkward lol.
Completely agree. If anything you should just be yourself and have common sense to respect ones culture and be accepting about trying new things. Being open about learning a different culture and enjoying the experiences it has to offer instead of focusing on one thing and making stereotypical assumptions based on that is what more people should be doing. Nobody likes to be treated based on biased opinions and misinformed perceptions.
Jennifer Jung especially since I'm Asian, when these white 12 year Olds are like "I only like Asian men/women. Asians are the besttt. Asians are so perfect, I'm jealous." That shit makes me just want to crawl into a hole underground and wait for the next 100 years in hope I don't see that ugly shit *ever* again
Filipino here. Been mistaken for Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai (by my own people!), Vietnamese, and...Mexican. I've also had people bow to me with their hands folded. I'm pretty sure one of them had even said "ohhhh, herro..."
I wore a Cheong-sam, a traditional Chinese dress, for this past Chinese New Year to the elementary school I worked at. A teacher gasped, and served me the compliment, "You look like a geisha!" So many fails.
I'm Chinese and proud of who I am, and I think everyone of every ethnicity needs to do the fucking same. Stop appropriating a "foreign, exotic" culture not your own. It doesn't impress me for example a white person acts Asian, in fact its patronizing, pathetic and disturbing. Find the positive aspects of your culture and take pride in that. I do a good job telling the difference between Viet, Korean, Chinese, etc, its really not that hard. I find it hilarious that some white idiots tell me "all you Asians look the same" then I find two dudes seriously that can pass off as brothers and I tell them they look the same and they get all butthurt. Can give it out but not take it huh???
Totally agree. People that try so hard to not be racist they almost become accidentally racist. Best way is to treat all people based on who they are, not how they look.
Arathi Bandi yup main thing to do is just "what language do you speak" easy and work in every situation... mistaking china with chinese is just stupid, but indian languages... i kinda get why they dont know much about it, there are so many!
@@arathibandi3469 Da Fuqqqq. You should of asked them if they speak caucasian, like what kind of shit is that. Plus there is about 30, 40 + different dialogues from all states of india . People should educate themselves
I'm so pumped to hear your new stuff David! I used to listen to you on your music channel all the time and was kinda sad that you weren't uploading too much anymore. You're really talented man and I'm glad you're getting back into it.
I'm Korean and I really hate it when people are ask "are you North Korean or South Korean?" 1.They are the same thing 2. I'm obviously from South Korea because North Koreans can't leave their country
The other day some white guy I was talking to started talking in Chinese to me after like 4 minutes and I was like, what if I wasn't Chinese I mean how awkward would that have been for both of us? Lol😆
The way I see it.. there are 3 kinds of Asian.. and with each comes a different way of conversating. 1. Asian American ( or another country ) ::: talk to them like an american. .. *done 2. Asian that is visiting ::: in this case.. go all crazy.. and tell him/her all you know about their country/culture. I say they'd love you for it. *Done* 3. Asian born/raised/and still in Asia : this mean you visited their country sooo.. let them tell you all they know about your country.. and you .. just love them for it. **Done*
Just gotta say I got drilled on the train by some random polynesian guy (i live in New Zealand) for being racist because I was explaining to my friend how a lot of Asians see Europeans and can't tell if they're Polish or Russian and other such things, and compared that to how white people here can't exactly tell where an Asian person is from in Asia. I don't think that what I said was racist, and maybe he misunderstood what I was saying, or just doesn't understand what racism is.....
It is totally fine not being able to distinguish Asian people into specific ethnicity! But assuming irritates me. How hard is it to ask "where are you from?" I don't think it's racism but insensitivity and ignorance.
Lol i had a friend like that when you said the moment a black person came they would just change, like when my friends would be around this one chick they said she talked normal but when i came, it was like she was straight outta the Bronx or Compton and when she would say slang, i had trouble understanding her, like we grew up and live in the suburbs CALM DOWN!
Nah, I havent really eaten a lot of asian food, I live in a place where its just basically american food with a chiniese/mexican food here and there There is a few things that I be skeptical of eating, like feet and octopus
DubsOdyssey oh my gerd, you need to try the chicken feet cooked in some sauce (sry, i don't even know which sauce) that makes it a red-brown color but I hate the unflavored white chicken feet, all crunchy and shit, unless you like that lol
Also, to Asians and etc who don't get why it's offensive. It's because it was used in the past as a slur "Look at that oriental, them orientals, etc etc". Oriental is not a race, nor an ethnicity. It is categorizing people into a group with negative connotations with an us versus them mentality. Or at least that is why I take offense to it. You don't hear people calling white people westerners.
I'm of Indian descent and many people seem to forget India is also part of Aisa :/ the only times I've ever used (or heard used) "Oriental" to describe an Asian is when distinguishing Indian from Chinese/Korean/Japanese/etc. I never knew it could be offensive. I guess I'll just use East Asia vs South Asia from now on lol
I love you, David! You're so funny! The best way to start off my day, with a laugh =) May I suggest that you do a parody of a Korean drama? I'm sure that would be so funny.
Totally agree! We are all humans so why should it even be a conversation topic? But even though I am white, I am all the time asked "oh, where are you from? France? For how long are you here? Do you have a nice holiday?" Nooooooo!! I am a local! And I am not from France! And then they just have to say the few words they know in my language and list all the places they have been in my mother country. And do you know Mr So-and-so from a place I have never in my life heard of. Why do they assume I know everyone in a country I left nearly 20 years ago?
I laugh SO HARD... Had a super long & awkward bus ride with this guy who thought I was half-Korean cause I liked anime and my eyes were kinda "slanty". O_o Yea... white people stop trying so hard to be down with other cultures... it gets kinda creepy. Also, please stop going down to China Town & freaking out all the Asian people cause chasing one down to practice your Japanese is not cool.
***** i am so glad you realize what you were doing. i meet a lot of white people and i try to break it down to them everything that david is saying and they look at my like they arent doing anything wrong
That was great! I can relate to all of this. When you were talking about being called oriental, I remembered how my mom told me not to let people call me that because I'm not some kind of fancy rug being sold.
In the UK, we use Oriental in reference to Chinese, Japanese, North/South Korea etc, and we use Asian to refer to Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indian, etc. Oriental is commonly used (in our text, speech, etc), likely everyday to refer to people as stated above. Oriental isn't a bad word, nor is it racist.
First time going to a nice Korean BBQ place in K-town....with someone else who never had a Korean bbq, both of us clueless. Accidently stuck a piece of raw marinated pork in my mouth when she set the small plates. The waitress came over to revoke my imaginary Asian card.
Dude... to lose your Korean BBQ virginity, you MUST go with a Korean or Korean descendant... the manners of Korean BBQ eating runs through our veins, and we can pass down the knowledge. Only after you perform this ritual you may eat without your Korean companion.
Spot on fam. Dig your material and style. I am a 3rd gen Swedish-American and yet I still get asked about Swed(ish)en (culture, language, history) and confused for Swiss all the time by my friends so from a very small piece of the pie I can relate.
My tutor at college always yells at me when I say Asian if I'm talking about Japan or Korea. Her response "you're incorrect, Asian is to be used for India, Pakistan etc. Korea and Japan falls under the Oriental category"...yes...this woman is a teacher apparently O.o *mind blown*
the term "Oriental" is actually only considered offensive in North America (maybe excluding some parts of Canada)...but on the other side of the pond (specifically british-English) oriental is still used commonly for East Asia andAsian for SE Asia. Just saying.
People always ask where I was born, and when I say Denmark they always ask the same: "Really? Then how come you're not white?" Or "you look really asian" I swear people can be idiots
I've always wanted to stay in an Asian home and just indulge in the culture. You guys sound scary but like in an awesome type of way. Also..... I just love learning about different cultures 💕😂
I got "What style of Asian are you?"....what...the...
Gangnam style
Francis First good one :3
Style Dafuq what is dis Pokemon or some shit
Robbie Soto someone actually asked me that once....I don't even
i fuck wit em say im a pikachu or some shit
To some people out there. Liking KPop and watching k-drama does not get you your Asian card. It means you like a certain genre. End of story.
And how does one get a "Asian Card"? Are their in perks to it as well?
Kuma El Negro
Smexy perks(;
***** Check and check. I find white Americans to be to eager. They try to make others of a different culture comfortable, but end making things awkward lol.
Completely agree. If anything you should just be yourself and have common sense to respect ones culture and be accepting about trying new things. Being open about learning a different culture and enjoying the experiences it has to offer instead of focusing on one thing and making stereotypical assumptions based on that is what more people should be doing. Nobody likes to be treated based on biased opinions and misinformed perceptions.
Jennifer Jung especially since I'm Asian, when these white 12 year Olds are like "I only like Asian men/women. Asians are the besttt. Asians are so perfect, I'm jealous." That shit makes me just want to crawl into a hole underground and wait for the next 100 years in hope I don't see that ugly shit *ever* again
I love Asian people...You guys are so chill....most of the time.
Not when we are drunk!
Eikichi Onizuka asians dnt get drunk fr no reason...lok
Asians are hot?i didnt know that..xD
Why does this comment have likes. You think I give a shit if you like asian people?
Matt Lee omg man u've been missing out XD
"ARRIGHATTO SENSAY!" omg i almost died laughing
My favorite is "Where are you from"? It gets to me every fucking time. New York? No really, where are you from?
Lol story of my life right here.
you'll have to understand that even white Americans differentiate to Dutch, French and so many others :)
then it's pay back time!
Filipino here.
Been mistaken for Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai (by my own people!), Vietnamese, and...Mexican.
I've also had people bow to me with their hands folded. I'm pretty sure one of them had even said "ohhhh, herro..."
Batman i would but my mom was there
Well Filipinos are a mix of everything so
One guy asked if I was Chinese or Japanese and when I told him I was Filipino, he asked "Well what's the difference?" *face palms*
Joey Delavega forreal? well, I learn something new everyday
I wore a Cheong-sam, a traditional Chinese dress, for this past Chinese New Year to the elementary school I worked at. A teacher gasped, and served me the compliment, "You look like a geisha!" So many fails.
I wore a korean hanbok once and my friends were like "omg, is that a kimono?" -_-
Janice Wang 😂😂😂
So you were called a Japanese hooker. The educational system has failed us.
Really? I kept hearing that they were. Thanks. But unfortunately, it doesn't fix how people can never differentiate Asian culture.
Janice Wang
oh no poor you
I'm Chinese and proud of who I am, and I think everyone of every ethnicity needs to do the fucking same. Stop appropriating a "foreign, exotic" culture not your own. It doesn't impress me for example a white person acts Asian, in fact its patronizing, pathetic and disturbing. Find the positive aspects of your culture and take pride in that.
I do a good job telling the difference between Viet, Korean, Chinese, etc, its really not that hard.
I find it hilarious that some white idiots tell me "all you Asians look the same" then I find two dudes seriously that can pass off as brothers and I tell them they look the same and they get all butthurt. Can give it out but not take it huh???
So damn true, so damn true.
Love your comment! You're incredibly right about that and are stating some real ass facts!
yeah
Why is it bad for someone to like other cultures? It doesn't mean a person is not proud of their own.
You only sound like you've grown out of your white men complex a while ago, mr. JianHong1, good on ya.
Totally agree. People that try so hard to not be racist they almost become accidentally racist. Best way is to treat all people based on who they are, not how they look.
You are HILARIOUS. I DIED. Especially at your various accents. Especially at WHITE BOY TAKE MY SWORD
"Garbage = Delicacy" omg I thought I was the only one that thought that
David you are getting leaner man good for you
Oh man you made my weekend! Had some stuff in my mind and glad I watched your video!
yoo i always be watchin yo vids,
keep them vids up fam.
Same herea
Xxsharpshooter58Xx Mine or David's?
your's
Xxsharpshooter58Xx Wow thanks! Didn't know we'd end up talking on David's channel haha. Appreciate the love!
this dude was squarin up on me, i was like wum dee womp, you know whu im chayin? haha i gotta start using these terms
Someone asked my friend, "do you speak China?" LOL
I get "do you speak Indian?"
Arathi Bandi yup main thing to do is just "what language do you speak" easy and work in every situation... mistaking china with chinese is just stupid, but indian languages... i kinda get why they dont know much about it, there are so many!
I get "How come you talk white" 😒
megamanxu
There is still a proper way to ask what language I speak.
@@arathibandi3469 Da Fuqqqq. You should of asked them if they speak caucasian, like what kind of shit is that. Plus there is about 30, 40 + different dialogues from all states of india . People should educate themselves
I'm so pumped to hear your new stuff David! I used to listen to you on your music channel all the time and was kinda sad that you weren't uploading too much anymore. You're really talented man and I'm glad you're getting back into it.
I'm Korean and I really hate it when people are ask "are you North Korean or South Korean?"
1.They are the same thing
2. I'm obviously from South Korea because North Koreans can't leave their country
mudda-fuck do-man, wut duh hell XDDDDDDDDDDDDD. got me dying
I had a manager that once asked me to go ask the group of Asian in the store if they need help since I speak "Asian"...yup...
You speak Asian? How were you able to keep your cool?
LOL! Shows how ignorant he is. So.. u speak Asian? How many hundred languages do you know? lol.
I ask white people if they speak neanderthal all the time
The other day some white guy I was talking to started talking in Chinese to me after like 4 minutes and I was like, what if I wasn't Chinese I mean how awkward would that have been for both of us? Lol😆
I can't remember the last time I heard someone get called an oriental. I think that word is in the same boat as negro lol
You'd be surprised. The some people in the older generations (Baby Boomers and older) still use both terms.
Ive seen so many korean dramas and listened to so much kpop I got a platinum asian card
well, then you sure did have the "DELICACY" :)
Pop it under the oven at 350° for 15 mins for a taste of heaven
Sayin stuff like that is exactly how you ensure you neeever get an asian card
Did you...even...watch the video? You're exactly the kind of person he's talking about.
Thatt guyyesthatone but im a pokemon master
I always put on headphones and then I laugh hysterically and my family thinks I have a problem...
The way I see it.. there are 3 kinds of Asian.. and with each comes a different way of conversating.
1. Asian American ( or another country ) ::: talk to them like an american. .. *done
2. Asian that is visiting ::: in this case.. go all crazy.. and tell him/her all you know about their country/culture. I say they'd love you for it. *Done*
3. Asian born/raised/and still in Asia : this mean you visited their country sooo.. let them tell you all they know about your country.. and you .. just love them for it. **Done*
Not when they say.. You from Singapore? That's in China right?._."
Or.. you from Singapore? No, where are u really from? You're not Chinese.
"I don't know, bitch, maybe my name?" LOL
Just gotta say I got drilled on the train by some random polynesian guy (i live in New Zealand) for being racist because I was explaining to my friend how a lot of Asians see Europeans and can't tell if they're Polish or Russian and other such things, and compared that to how white people here can't exactly tell where an Asian person is from in Asia. I don't think that what I said was racist, and maybe he misunderstood what I was saying, or just doesn't understand what racism is.....
Prbly just a misunderstanding
It is totally fine not being able to distinguish Asian people into specific ethnicity! But assuming irritates me. How hard is it to ask "where are you from?" I don't think it's racism but insensitivity and ignorance.
I went to my friend's school and got pointed out and called “Hey you, random asian girl."
That's probably the clique of people I call the "popular"/ass-holish.
UA-cam Account No it was one of those rich private schools.
YES, you're finally uploading music again! I am so looking forward to it!
The end tho xD "wum dee wump" *uncontrollable laughter*
when im down...i like to watch these videos to get a good laugh and make my day
I'm a potato.
What!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come to mama Sasha little one
a potato flew around my room...(you should know the rest)
how the fuck did you type this?
TheAJH3001 magic
Mom's boss: I know how to use chosticks!
Mom: Congratulations. ...I know how to use a fork?
So glad to hear about the music! The Runs need to come back!
03:36 - 03:50 hahaha
That was hilarious yo!!
Especially with yo face expression at the end David. Holla!!
OHMYGOSH I am so excited to hear new music is coming from you David! I've always loved your voice
youre the best youtuber, you're actually funny, and you post often.
Lol i had a friend like that when you said the moment a black person came they would just change, like when my friends would be around this one chick they said she talked normal but when i came, it was like she was straight outta the Bronx or Compton and when she would say slang, i had trouble understanding her, like we grew up and live in the suburbs CALM DOWN!
Lets be honest, a lot of asian food actually looks pretty good
Nah, I havent really eaten a lot of asian food, I live in a place where its just basically american food with a chiniese/mexican food here and there
There is a few things that I be skeptical of eating, like feet and octopus
DubsOdyssey Kalamari is actually really good.
I like to try and be pretty open minded about things, maybe Ill try that someday
and alot of it looks like shit to lol
DubsOdyssey
oh my gerd, you need to try the chicken feet cooked in some sauce (sry, i don't even know which sauce) that makes it a red-brown color but I hate the unflavored white chicken feet, all crunchy and shit, unless you like that lol
Also, to Asians and etc who don't get why it's offensive. It's because it was used in the past as a slur "Look at that oriental, them orientals, etc etc". Oriental is not a race, nor an ethnicity. It is categorizing people into a group with negative connotations with an us versus them mentality. Or at least that is why I take offense to it. You don't hear people calling white people westerners.
I agree with everthing, but i constantly get called a westerner, no matter where im originally from.
and on that note, the word "oriental" describes objects, not people, hence the reason "oriental" could be a derogatory term.
Yes, but this is America and he's addressing american issues.
oriental is a slur??? smh, that i didn't know.
Actually in Asia they do call white people Westerners lol.. Mostly in Japan though
funny as hell and true. glad we'll be hearing you sing again. i love your voice. hope you get better.
"The Vietnam war was crazy. huh?" AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Omggg David's face when he said "Arighatto sensay!" Lololol that was fricken hilarious!!! xD
CONGRATS ON 1MIL SUBSCRIBERS DAVID!!!!
David, i always look forward to your videos. I like starting my sundays with a good laugh
Omg its Ichigo's bankai lol XD 3:12
I'm of Indian descent and many people seem to forget India is also part of Aisa :/ the only times I've ever used (or heard used) "Oriental" to describe an Asian is when distinguishing Indian from Chinese/Korean/Japanese/etc. I never knew it could be offensive. I guess I'll just use East Asia vs South Asia from now on lol
I kept having to pause it because I was laughing too hard to hear what David was saying, ommmmfg.
LMFAO HE SAID "WUM-DEE-WOMP" LOLLLLLL. Too funny omg
I love you, David! You're so funny! The best way to start off my day, with a laugh =) May I suggest that you do a parody of a Korean drama? I'm sure that would be so funny.
Thank you David!
David you are amazing. I look forward to your videos every week
Totally agree! We are all humans so why should it even be a conversation topic? But even though I am white, I am all the time asked "oh, where are you from? France? For how long are you here? Do you have a nice holiday?" Nooooooo!! I am a local! And I am not from France!
And then they just have to say the few words they know in my language and list all the places they have been in my mother country. And do you know Mr So-and-so from a place I have never in my life heard of. Why do they assume I know everyone in a country I left nearly 20 years ago?
0:45 when David said that oriental is not the PC version of Asian, the PC shut itself down... Lol
I laugh SO HARD...
Had a super long & awkward bus ride with this guy who thought I was half-Korean cause I liked anime and my eyes were kinda "slanty". O_o
Yea... white people stop trying so hard to be down with other cultures... it gets kinda creepy. Also, please stop going down to China Town & freaking out all the Asian people cause chasing one down to practice your Japanese is not cool.
***** i am so glad you realize what you were doing. i meet a lot of white people and i try to break it down to them everything that david is saying and they look at my like they arent doing anything wrong
That was great! I can relate to all of this. When you were talking about being called oriental, I remembered how my mom told me not to let people call me that because I'm not some kind of fancy rug being sold.
I've got the question, "What nationality do you speak?"
David with the cloud kicker snap backs 👌
YES.. more songs!!!
This is one of the best vlogs i've seen in a while, keep it up! XD
Nattou, kimchi, chicken feet, I GOT DIS
David this was hilarious! Can always count on you for a good laugh.
YAAAAASSSSSSSS PREACH
The Asians in high school considered me to be one of them..does that mean i got my card?
yes *hands a card* here is your asian card
you and we do look alike
Christian Park me?
***** nope, chirs here thinks that he's asian, and he does look asian. Seen the looks of him in the Philipines
Holy shit that Cantonese accent was the best Cantonese accent from someone who isn't Cantonese that I've ever heard, present and probably future.
"Here's your Asian card" lmfao!
Damn, I did not expect to laugh so hard. Had ice coffee squirt out my nose when he did the Vietnamese accent.
LOL that spit that flew out at 2:54
My Vietnamese wife complimented you on your Vietnamese cussing... that was impressive, hahaha :P This was really good :P
Wum-dee-womp womp LMFAO xD classic
These ranting videos are hilarious and they're a good work out for David to burn them calories lol
"The Vietnam war was crazy huh?" . . . "Dah F*CK?" I'm dying XD. LoL
In the UK, we use Oriental in reference to Chinese, Japanese, North/South Korea etc, and we use Asian to refer to Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indian, etc. Oriental is commonly used (in our text, speech, etc), likely everyday to refer to people as stated above. Oriental isn't a bad word, nor is it racist.
David your videos always put a smile on my face :)
I'm Korean and this guy I saw legit thought the adjective version of Korea was "Kimchi" instead of "Korean".
Kimchi 😂
comedic timing is on point as per usual LOL
2:54 you could see he sprayin` lol
First time going to a nice Korean BBQ place in K-town....with someone else who never had a Korean bbq, both of us clueless. Accidently stuck a piece of raw marinated pork in my mouth when she set the small plates.
The waitress came over to revoke my imaginary Asian card.
Dude... to lose your Korean BBQ virginity, you MUST go with a Korean or Korean descendant... the manners of Korean BBQ eating runs through our veins, and we can pass down the knowledge. Only after you perform this ritual you may eat without your Korean companion.
Loved this one david!
"Du ma what the hell!" Favorite. As a Vietnamese person, this is amazing. XP
omg i love it when david busts out his vietnamese cussing XD
"Here is your Asian card." Hahahahahaha Love it!
Lol "I waz like wat da fuq wat da heel?"
Spot on fam. Dig your material and style. I am a 3rd gen Swedish-American and yet I still get asked about Swed(ish)en (culture, language, history) and confused for Swiss all the time by my friends so from a very small piece of the pie I can relate.
My tutor at college always yells at me when I say Asian if I'm talking about Japan or Korea. Her response "you're incorrect, Asian is to be used for India, Pakistan etc. Korea and Japan falls under the Oriental category"...yes...this woman is a teacher apparently O.o *mind blown*
"Arighatto sensay!! You're accent is so bad" I died at this part. Loool!!!
Lmfao David it's been a while since you made me laugh this hard :')
You made me laugh so hard David, thank you :D
lmfao David this made me spit my drink haha too funny dude ha!
cant wait for the music david...lets get it lets go
He has ichigos sword
Oriental: Im not a pack of noodles!!!
the term "Oriental" is actually only considered offensive in North America (maybe excluding some parts of Canada)...but on the other side of the pond (specifically british-English) oriental is still used commonly for East Asia andAsian for SE Asia. Just saying.
People always ask where I was born, and when I say Denmark they always ask the same: "Really? Then how come you're not white?" Or "you look really asian" I swear people can be idiots
Someone once told me," can u speak Asian?" My reaction was," gtfo of my faceu"
more david music!
awesome!
The ending had me in tears LMFAO!!!
I've always wanted to stay in an Asian home and just indulge in the culture. You guys sound scary but like in an awesome type of way. Also..... I just love learning about different cultures 💕😂
The samurai sword part though... Hahaha!!!
😂😂😂 yes! Please let them know we are not Rugs! 😂😂😂
I miss the small vlogs but the podcasts are good too