TSP’s Rabish Ki Report | E12 : Rabish Ki Rail Yatra

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @premlaxkar1785
    @premlaxkar1785 5 років тому +133

    कितनी सारी खामियां (तंत्र की) ओर कहानियां बयां हो गई इस छोटे से वीडियो में।
    बहुत सही पुट पकड़ा हैं, ओर इसे दर्शाया है खासकर वर्तमान के माहौल को
    मनोरंजन ओर राजनीतिक व्यंग्य का अचूक मिश्रण
    साधुवाद🙏

  • @medicos_villager
    @medicos_villager 5 років тому +97

    13:43 - There is a very nice & significant message for people of Nation please respect hostesses of tejas express because they are doing there duty with hardwork ....🇮🇳

  • @HD-ji2bv
    @HD-ji2bv 5 років тому +218

    6:15 ... Deep line 👍✔
    "Pehle neta khud hi samasya ki patri bichate hai aur uspe hi chunavi train chala dete hai"

  • @vk-ht7em
    @vk-ht7em 3 роки тому +89

    "Rail ki Yatra" is the best episode of Rabish ki Report

  • @uddeshyasingh7969
    @uddeshyasingh7969 5 років тому +9617

    Who else wants rabish kumar interviewing real ravish kumar

  • @nikhildwivedi4221
    @nikhildwivedi4221 5 років тому +635

    Barkha is love ...
    - Rajaji Rabish Kumar
    😂😂

  • @kristinstewart3318
    @kristinstewart3318 5 років тому +88

    14:00 on point baat
    Who loves rabish ki report♥

  • @chiragmaheshwari4306
    @chiragmaheshwari4306 Рік тому +133

    That "ham bhi TV dekhe hai Patrakar aur kutte me fark jante hai" 😂😂😂😂😂 lit sarcasm

  • @dayasagarchourehembrom6092
    @dayasagarchourehembrom6092 5 років тому +1017

    "SYSTEM Rabish Ji, SYSTEM!"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @HarishKumar-sp8br
      @HarishKumar-sp8br 5 років тому +9

      Sishtamm 😂😂

    • @ramashankarsingh9937
      @ramashankarsingh9937 5 років тому +2

      Weyisstup, v

    • @ramashankarsingh9937
      @ramashankarsingh9937 5 років тому

      @@HarishKumar-sp8br warm

    • @aafatjunction2735
      @aafatjunction2735 5 років тому

      (mumbai) any actor girl/boy both interested in acting can contact me 8356092707 I need actor for my upcoming video,short film, webseries,

    • @aafatjunction2735
      @aafatjunction2735 5 років тому

      (mumbai) any story writer, actor girl/boy both interested in acting can contact me 8356092707 I need actor for my upcoming video,short film, webseries,

  • @piyushranjan4620
    @piyushranjan4620 4 роки тому +3563

    His prediction for sindhya and pilot is true today😂

  • @adityarao7249
    @adityarao7249 5 років тому +413

    All political jokes were very smartly incorporated and connected to the train journey. Loved the creativity. Love your work guys. Keep it coming.

  • @kshitijpratapsingh9855
    @kshitijpratapsingh9855 3 роки тому +1119

    Train chalne ke time par pani lene jana is damn true.🤣🤣

    • @rtudu1788
      @rtudu1788 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/DJC52khdsGY/v-deo.html

    • @karshankumar5189
      @karshankumar5189 2 роки тому +2

      @@anonymous.1.0. 🤣🤣

  • @simrandeepsingh13
    @simrandeepsingh13 5 років тому +88

    5:47 Pessanger nhi ho, staff ho kya .. current Riots scenario ... Very deep meaning 👍👍

    • @INNAMENNADEKKA
      @INNAMENNADEKKA 5 років тому +3

      Yes...Very deep meaning episode....

    • @ItsAnk4
      @ItsAnk4 5 років тому +5

      Woahh, I missed this one, dude so much of layering🙌🏽

    • @engineerbaabu7929
      @engineerbaabu7929 5 років тому +1

      I missed this one. Great observation

  • @arpitraj6952
    @arpitraj6952 5 років тому +701

    Every scene has deep meaning ....
    What a report ...
    What a script....
    What a acting...

  • @villagevlogger4269
    @villagevlogger4269 5 років тому +134

    8:11 करे बाप रे ट्रेन घुमावो ट्रेन घुमावो
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @makhan5062
      @makhan5062 5 років тому

      @Jannat Sheikh Ab te yaha bhi agiya. Kitna nalla hai yaar.

  • @Techno_english_classes
    @Techno_english_classes 2 роки тому +27

    "Barkha and Rabish " the legendary luv Story. Koi to Rabis ko Barkha k dil m utar do vai. ऐं हें हें हें हें...

  • @Roaming_India
    @Roaming_India 5 років тому +1006

    "Attechi,baketi aur daketi sleeper class me hi milti h" too good 😂😂👌👌

  • @abhijeetborde6403
    @abhijeetborde6403 5 років тому +867

    Someone says "system"
    Badri : Ah shit, here we go again😂

    • @parthoroy5044
      @parthoroy5044 5 років тому +3

      🤣

    • @sairaina5886
      @sairaina5886 5 років тому +7

      Aww nahi hota mere Bhai Ah hota hain Aww toh ladiyan karti hain jaise aww too cute 😂

    • @abhijeetborde6403
      @abhijeetborde6403 5 років тому

      @@sairaina5886 Thanks bro😂

    • @mahboobrazakhan5468
      @mahboobrazakhan5468 5 років тому

      Epic...

    • @shrid1996
      @shrid1996 5 років тому +2

      looking forward to see the reel rabish kumar interviewing the real ravish kumar........

  • @shourjya
    @shourjya 5 років тому +167

    everythiing was normal..my heartbeat 80-90. Suddenly "Wahi toh System".. Heartbeat 120, Pressure 140/100... Love this guy Badri... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anubhavthakur2985
    @anubhavthakur2985 Рік тому +30

    12:20 you need to give props for how well they have written the sequence. his name is "Vikram" he is searching for "Water" aur woh bass "chakkar kat raha hai".

  • @ashuphoenix
    @ashuphoenix 3 роки тому +54

    4:38 Badri ki acting dekh kar piche ke chacha bhi hass diye😂
    Mast acting dil khush hogaya

  • @bullyedits.
    @bullyedits. 4 роки тому +203

    Best part in every rabish video is his laughter😂😂

  • @shailendrab692
    @shailendrab692 5 років тому +151

    15:07 the discussion of Maharashtra politics 😂😂

    • @gautamgiri4991
      @gautamgiri4991 5 років тому +3

      Haan but end me shivsena ko seat mil hi gaya

  • @manishsinha5670
    @manishsinha5670 2 роки тому +62

    Vishwajeet Prarap Singh the writer of many of these episodes is such an underrated writer.

  • @ashishkumar-ss6dk
    @ashishkumar-ss6dk 5 років тому +287

    Le badri ...
    Rising from the ashes like a pheonix...
    "System Rabish Ji"

    • @saniket1234
      @saniket1234 5 років тому +3

      Uska yahi role hai😂😂😂😂

    • @nil_rv_4924
      @nil_rv_4924 5 років тому +1

      NDTV Ravish Kumar style of reporting:
      जब बांग्लादेशी मुस्लिम की आसाम में घुसपैठ की बात होती है -
      क्या अब आप लोगों में इतनी भी मानवता नहीं बची की खुद के स्वार्थ के लिए आप अपनी जगह दूसरों को दे दे, ताकि आप के साथ कोई दूसरा भी अपना आशियाना बसा सके, सिर्फ खुद के बारे में मत सोचिए अगर आप एक दिन भी रोजगार के बिना नहीं रह सकते तो वह बिना रोजगार के कैसे रह सकते है बताईए हमें..
      जब citizen ship bill पास किया जाता है:
      आसाम के लोग बेचैन है,
      आसाम में जबरदस्त विरोध प्रदर्शन हो रहा है,
      लोगों का कहना है कि ये हमें देश से तोड़ने कि कोशिश है, क्या हमें अपने देश की छोड़ बाहरी लोगों की चिंता करनी चाहिए.., इन लोगों के रोजगार पर समस्या खड़ी हो जाएगी, लोग इसे कैसे बर्दाश्त करे
      NDTV होशियारी से लोगों को बेवकूफ बनाने का काम ना करे

    • @murlidharsinghsardar8942
      @murlidharsinghsardar8942 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ambrishdixit8880
    @ambrishdixit8880 5 років тому +183

    13:00
    Aake Chetan Bhagat ka novel maango, padhne ke liye thode hi laaye hain, ye koi padhne ka cheez hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @navindersingh1712
    @navindersingh1712 4 роки тому +244

    I just wondering how much hard work they put to make this video.simply impecable

  • @mdsadu
    @mdsadu 3 роки тому +96

    This Rabish Kumar character is a Legend already. Well done guys, as always

  • @Lazerbeam-ix5it
    @Lazerbeam-ix5it 3 роки тому +1628

    His acting is incredible as rabish and guri

    • @samartht3072
      @samartht3072 3 роки тому +36

      shivankkit saare roles nibha lega bdhiya se

    • @naina265
      @naina265 3 роки тому +20

      Ohhh haan.. he is guri from tvf aspirants..😋😋

    • @samartht3072
      @samartht3072 3 роки тому +4

      @@naina265 yeah

    • @learwithpihu555
      @learwithpihu555 3 роки тому +5

      YES THIS IS AUSOME BHAI RAVISH RJA KUMAR

    • @krishanukalita3242
      @krishanukalita3242 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/hqAg1UHWMEc/v-deo.html

  • @megamind5740
    @megamind5740 5 років тому +226

    जैसा खाना था बिना आचार
    प्राईम टाइम था बिना समाचार
    चल रहा था हम पे अत्याचार
    Thank you so much TSP
    to Bring back
    Raja Ravish Kumar
    मिस यू राजाजी

  • @sunny070
    @sunny070 5 років тому +275

    *WHAT A TALENTED ACTOR HE HIS !!!*
    *HATS OFF TO SCRIPT WRITER TOO !!*

    • @mr.smarty7926
      @mr.smarty7926 5 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/YiDjUM8Xwbg/v-deo.html

    • @sunny070
      @sunny070 5 років тому +3

      *WTF TSP gave heart on my comment ... Never expected this .. keep it up guys , love*

    • @MrVoocGaming
      @MrVoocGaming 3 роки тому +1

      You will be shocked after knowing that Shivankit also writes script..

  • @Rahul26k
    @Rahul26k 11 місяців тому +6

    "असली पत्रकार और कुत्ता में क्या फर्क है" epic 👌😂 9:12

  • @gurleein
    @gurleein 5 років тому +1451

    "patrkar aur kutte me kya farak hai , hum jaante hain"
    Mazza aagya !!

    • @drarun1211
      @drarun1211 5 років тому +1

      Hehe

    • @nibedittaroyrajput7984
      @nibedittaroyrajput7984 5 років тому +84

      Well said..
      100+ small kids killed in Rajasthan kota hospital in last 24 days...
      But No media drama like In UP, No political drama, No Journalist drama.. all silent!!..
      Because it's NON BJP ruled state, TRP nhi milega..
      Nd ravish? His NDTV didn't written an article about it..
      Cool? Isn't

    • @nishantAryaSongs
      @nishantAryaSongs 5 років тому +1

      @@ayaanaaryan6434 Pls subscribe me bhaiya

    • @Med-danie7
      @Med-danie7 5 років тому +1

      Hey... Please mere raps Dekhlo ek baar... Ache LAGE to support krna nhi to dislike Kr dena... But please lemme know your feedbacks.... Just a humble request from a struggling rapper

    • @amitvashisth3965
      @amitvashisth3965 5 років тому +4

      Maza le tu koi congress ka kutta aur koi dusri party ka

  • @harshittripathi5679
    @harshittripathi5679 5 років тому +42

    1:36 The way rabish kumar introduce himself is 🔥 lit 🔥

  • @thenamanjain27
    @thenamanjain27 5 років тому +119

    That Shivsena-BJP reference was damn good.

    • @CAshiva13rajput
      @CAshiva13rajput 5 років тому +4

      But it was half part.
      It was showing BJP and NCP together. But next day Cong and NCP took over the seat.

  • @prathujaiswal814
    @prathujaiswal814 Рік тому +11

    6:25 "The best part of video".
    Ye gaana jis din maine suna to turant hi apki playlist me add kar liya, Such a amazing 🎵. I just loved it 💖 . Aaj bhi ye 🎶 meri playlist me hai. 😍😍😍

  • @HimadriSaha99
    @HimadriSaha99 5 років тому +91

    11:48
    Desh aur vikas ki train part is best.! Loved it

  • @abhijeetsaxena2812
    @abhijeetsaxena2812 5 років тому +204

    14:29
    नाम क्या है आपका?
    शिव सेना।😂😂

    • @sayedzulfiquarhaider3829
      @sayedzulfiquarhaider3829 5 років тому +12

      and then "kamal ka praful"😂😂

    • @whysoserious2305
      @whysoserious2305 5 років тому

      Bro can you explain this in english . I want know about the hotspot story

    • @PrashantYadav-xd2tc
      @PrashantYadav-xd2tc 5 років тому +3

      Shiv sinha

    • @atomixcvam232
      @atomixcvam232 5 років тому +1

      @@whysoserious2305 the guy who was lying on the birth used the hotspot of the person who was wearing jacket..so the jacket Pearson can share the birth with him because he had not confirmed ticket.....
      But after using his hotpot he was not sharing the birth with him.

    • @thejayeshsingh
      @thejayeshsingh 5 років тому

      😂🤣🤣

  • @aarushsingh1689
    @aarushsingh1689 5 років тому +35

    *AS A BIHARI LOVED THIS EPISODE*
    *FULL OF ENJOYMENT*
    *SHOUT OUT FOR BADRI*
    *ITS OWSOME...*

  • @CricketGravity
    @CricketGravity 2 роки тому +18

    The laugh of Rabish ji is just awesome 😂

  • @vipulkumar-vf8tq
    @vipulkumar-vf8tq 5 років тому +727

    "Chetan bhagat ki novel.
    Padhne ke liye thodi laye hain
    Padhne ki chij thodi hai"
    It was Epic 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @babayaga5177
    @babayaga5177 5 років тому +124

    0:49 Camera panned towards pm poster when they were talking about jugaad..

    • @hindi_wale
      @hindi_wale 5 років тому +5

      What was written below you should notice that

  • @Dr_Harsh07
    @Dr_Harsh07 5 років тому +37

    Best episode of the series one of the reason I love this series they target political issues in a comic way.... Great work and again shivankit as usual is awesome

  • @beingrational-v1q
    @beingrational-v1q 4 місяці тому +1

    Watched all the reporting for more than 100 times now.........excellent work by the team..........script camera work concept direction rabish ki music system 😂😂😂😂😂😂 everything ultimate and the whole team Big thanks to you all........❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @MVCSNishaSingh
    @MVCSNishaSingh 5 років тому +62

    0:48
    Narinder MODDY 🤣🤣🤣
    Hit like if u notice

  • @pankajdongare6373
    @pankajdongare6373 5 років тому +61

    10:45 aapko kha utarna he rabish ji?
    Barkha ke dil me🤣🤣🤣

  • @tanishqsbasak475
    @tanishqsbasak475 5 років тому +64

    3:55 "system" it just killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @engineeringfail2877
    @engineeringfail2877 3 роки тому +7

    @12:26..
    Epic bihari girl.
    Loved her dialogue delivery....
    She got me.. I was drinking water and I was like.... WAOHHHHH

  • @ssinh
    @ssinh 5 років тому +68

    No one :
    Literally no one :
    Badri : SYSTEM RABISH JI SYSTEM!!!

    • @drajanmusic
      @drajanmusic 5 років тому +1

      🤣😄😄

    • @Basepaper
      @Basepaper 5 років тому

      It's not "no one"
      Saw literally 100 comments saying the same thing fighting for likes.

    • @ssinh
      @ssinh 5 років тому

      @@Basepaper kisi ki dukaan chal rhi hain aapko dikkat hian?

  • @akashdiwakar1812
    @akashdiwakar1812 5 років тому +246

    असली पत्रकार और कुत्ता में क्या फर्क है👏👏 बहुत ही शानदार

    • @kujiYoutube
      @kujiYoutube 5 років тому +3

      Indirectly gand mara unn news anchors ka 😂😂😂

    • @thewakar9614
      @thewakar9614 5 років тому

      Saahi baat h bhai i'm also diwakar

    • @ankitrajput9654
      @ankitrajput9654 5 років тому +2

      Sahi me. Real ravish kumar chutiya hai sala pseudo secular hypocrite. Raja ravish kumar se hi kuch sikh le unbiased kise kehte hain.

    • @dr.shivanshgupta6527
      @dr.shivanshgupta6527 5 років тому +4

      @@ankitrajput9654 are usne tejas ki ladkiyo k jo harrassment hota h uska muda bhi udaya
      To maderchod bhakto vo ladkiya 80%a jyada hindu h

    • @SaurabhKumar-nd1pg
      @SaurabhKumar-nd1pg 4 роки тому

      @@ankitrajput9654 bhakt ho isliye glti tmhara nhii hai glti tmhare parents se ho gyi ab pachtane se kya fayda tm jaise chu**ye is dharti pr aa gye

  • @parijatsourabh5156
    @parijatsourabh5156 5 років тому +60

    11:28 Chote Miyan-"Hum to RPF ke saamne chain kheechte hain" 😁 bechare ko harr Rail Yatra mein RPF wale h utha le jaate hain.

  • @rubelalam9924
    @rubelalam9924 Рік тому +4

    Train ghumao,,train ghumao Epic 😂😂😂

  • @pinchartube
    @pinchartube 5 років тому +150

    3:50 that unexpected "SYSTEM RABISH JI SYSTEM" was best 😂
    Rabish ki report will be incomplete without him and his "SYSTEM" 😂

  • @adityashah1990
    @adityashah1990 5 років тому +332

    This is an hell of an act. Every line has a sarcastic layer.

    • @Vision_Voyagers
      @Vision_Voyagers 5 років тому +3

      'A' hell

    • @RaviKumar-if2eb
      @RaviKumar-if2eb 5 років тому

      helpyguy.blogspot.com/2019/12/sbi-rewardz-indias-most-rewarding.html?m=1

    • @JM-co6co
      @JM-co6co 5 років тому +1

      @@Vision_Voyagers the hell 😀😀😂😂😂

    • @geetajoshi9374
      @geetajoshi9374 5 років тому

      An hell? 😕😕. U don't know english

  • @Lonewolf-wu7dc
    @Lonewolf-wu7dc 5 років тому +745

    Is this a political rewind of 2019 relating with the passenger in Indian Railways? By the way, great work 💯

    • @kasimali2055
      @kasimali2055 5 років тому +4

      Plz saport mi

    • @kageyama9966
      @kageyama9966 5 років тому +3

      Dalle gand jali kya?

    • @AyanKhan-we6ul
      @AyanKhan-we6ul 5 років тому +1

      @@kasimali2055 What happened bro, Elaborate if something Misshapened with you then we can do your help.

    • @shtisreal7463
      @shtisreal7463 5 років тому +1

      @@kasimali2055 yese kon support mangta hai

    • @shtisreal7463
      @shtisreal7463 5 років тому +3

      @@kageyama9966 jara tameez se baat karo

  • @ayushkumarchaubey5235
    @ayushkumarchaubey5235 3 роки тому +70

    1:16 ... It's arnab goswami😂😂😂

    • @ELucky-18
      @ELucky-18 2 роки тому +3

      Ye wala Real ravish ne bhi news channel pe bola hai

  • @ballubumper7378
    @ballubumper7378 5 років тому +554

    *" Ataichi , bakaiti aur dakaiti sirf sleeper class me he milti hain"*
    😂😂

    • @navediqbal8597
      @navediqbal8597 5 років тому +3

      Nice

    • @Abhinav-pu9vc
      @Abhinav-pu9vc 5 років тому +5

      That was real issue🤷🏼‍♂️😂

    • @DevSingh-gw2xc
      @DevSingh-gw2xc 5 років тому +4

      @Annie Sharma don't support that Crap

    • @nil_rv_4924
      @nil_rv_4924 5 років тому +6

      NDTV Ravish Kumar style of reporting:
      जब बांग्लादेशी मुस्लिम की आसाम में घुसपैठ की बात होती है -
      क्या अब आप लोगों में इतनी भी मानवता नहीं बची की खुद के स्वार्थ के लिए आप अपनी जगह दूसरों को दे दे, ताकि आप के साथ कोई दूसरा भी अपना आशियाना बसा सके, सिर्फ खुद के बारे में मत सोचिए अगर आप एक दिन भी रोजगार के बिना नहीं रह सकते तो वह बिना रोजगार के कैसे रह सकते है बताईए हमें..
      जब citizen ship bill पास किया जाता है:
      आसाम के लोग बेचैन है,
      आसाम में जबरदस्त विरोध प्रदर्शन हो रहा है,
      लोगों का कहना है कि ये हमें देश से तोड़ने कि कोशिश है, क्या हमें अपने देश की छोड़ बाहरी लोगों की चिंता करनी चाहिए.., इन लोगों के रोजगार पर समस्या खड़ी हो जाएगी, लोग इसे कैसे बर्दाश्त करे
      NDTV होशियारी से लोगों को बेवकूफ बनाने का काम ना करे

    • @nil_rv_4924
      @nil_rv_4924 5 років тому +3

      @@DevSingh-gw2xc bhai par bahut saare log aise bhi hai, jinhe NDTV ke baare mai nahi pata

  • @RahulKumar-gc7lc
    @RahulKumar-gc7lc 4 роки тому +755

    असली पत्रकार और कुत्ता में क्या फर्क है!!!👍👍👍👍
    Great Lines💐💐

    • @9910262782
      @9910262782 4 роки тому +13

      Mai to isliye keh rha Hu kyoki kutta to loyal hota h aur ravish to Apne baap Ka v nhi h hat state Mai to uska baap badal jata h Kavi lalu Kavi akhilesh

    • @RahulKumar-gc7lc
      @RahulKumar-gc7lc 4 роки тому +59

      @@9910262782 कुत्ता कौन है और पत्रकार कौन है। वह सबको पता है। साले गोबर छाप। पत्रकारिता समझते हो???
      या सिर्फ जिंदगी दूसरों की चाट चाट कर ही बितानी है।

    • @RahulKumar-gc7lc
      @RahulKumar-gc7lc 4 роки тому +26

      @@prataprane8994 अभी किसकी गा.... में ड्रिल घुस रही है, देख लो जरा। ज्यादा चाटने का अंजाम क्या होता है। अगर आप भी चाटने लगें तो आपकी भी उन पत्रकारों जैसी स्थिति हो जाएगी।

    • @RahulKumar-gc7lc
      @RahulKumar-gc7lc 4 роки тому +22

      @@prataprane8994 कुत्ता का breed तो वो है जो अपने मालिक का हमेशा गुणगान करता रहता है। मालिक की गोद में बैठकर हड्डी चूसता रहता है।

    • @nehajaved1268
      @nehajaved1268 4 роки тому +9

      I want to see Arnab Goswami vs ravish kumar (the world war)

  • @achaladka7225
    @achaladka7225 5 років тому +130

    "Honour killing se darte ho to pyar kyu karte ho bhai.... hehehehehe" - Rabish Raja

  • @placeboeffect7031
    @placeboeffect7031 8 місяців тому +2

    This narration and writing is quite balanced and i can vouch for it.... Be it opposition or ruling party. Kudos

  • @ALOKSCIENTIFIC010
    @ALOKSCIENTIFIC010 5 років тому +94

    12:32 'Vikram'...pani khojne aye thy 😆😆

    • @vikram4521
      @vikram4521 5 років тому +1

      hum to paani maangte hain khojte nahi hain 😅😅😅😅

    • @muditmishra7930
      @muditmishra7930 5 років тому +1

      @@vikram4521 Bhai wo Vikram Lander ki baat kar raha, literal vikram ki nai.

    • @Dev-rc7sd
      @Dev-rc7sd 5 років тому +1

      @@muditmishra7930
      Kaun launch kiya hai ki land nahi ho paa rahe😂😂

    • @gauravmaheshwartech7245
      @gauravmaheshwartech7245 5 років тому +1

      humko to bs paani nikalna hain #gauravmaheshwar

    • @vikram4521
      @vikram4521 5 років тому

      @@muditmishra7930 are mere ko pata hain just majak kar raha tha

  • @itsmani6383
    @itsmani6383 5 років тому +50

    "Tejas train me agar train hostess agar ek ek mukka mare toh sbhi up ke hospital me bharti ho jayenge.. " Kya dialogue maara rabish ji waah 🤟🤟🤟

  • @vikassingh7095
    @vikassingh7095 5 років тому +182

    taunting on big and important topics in a comical way
    Well done, great job.

  • @javedahmad7082
    @javedahmad7082 27 днів тому +1

    RAVISH KUMAR Is the BEST NEWS REPORTER Of ALL TIME
    Desh Ke Sacche Sapoot Or BIHAR Ki SHAAN ........RAVISH Kumar

  • @AnandKumar-pg5zx
    @AnandKumar-pg5zx 5 років тому +86

    9:27 असली पत्रकार और कुत्ता मैं क्या फर्क है..😂

    • @CAshiva13rajput
      @CAshiva13rajput 5 років тому +6

      Ravish kumar and Sudhir choudhary, Arnab Goswami etc me Jo fark hai

    • @xuvm3212
      @xuvm3212 5 років тому

      #arnub

    • @milumeher772
      @milumeher772 5 років тому

      @@CAshiva13rajput tihadi jee

    • @riyazshaikh8331
      @riyazshaikh8331 5 років тому +1

      गोदी मिडिया की बात हो रहा है 😆😆😆😆

  • @ric_clicks9195
    @ric_clicks9195 5 років тому +335

    "Train ghumao , train ghumao" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @harshkumar-vy4sn
    @harshkumar-vy4sn 5 років тому +48

    The girl at 13:00 just nailed it....awsm..

  • @rohanchouhan2100
    @rohanchouhan2100 2 роки тому +7

    Jitni baar dekho utna hi maza aata hai ji.......❤from dhanbad

  • @vishalsharma-co4ex
    @vishalsharma-co4ex 5 років тому +123

    16:19 bullet train 8 hours late 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁

  • @yehyabilal2971
    @yehyabilal2971 4 роки тому +137

    “Hari Singh Raji Ji. “
    “Woh toh tab bhi nai maane the aaj kya maaneinge?”
    😂😂😂

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 роки тому

      Was that Kashmīr monarchy region a reference to?

    • @abhii5852
      @abhii5852 4 роки тому

      @@maazkalim yes

  • @kavyasinghrajput4770
    @kavyasinghrajput4770 3 роки тому +682

    This video is a mixture of creativity, hard work, sarcasm and stereotypes. Hats off to you guys, excellent work! 👏🔥💯

    • @germa_66
      @germa_66 3 роки тому +1

      System Singh sahab system!

    • @CockySuSMounted
      @CockySuSMounted 3 роки тому

      @@shivendratripathi2101 2 months purani comment pay 5 days purane(desperation driven) "hello" ka bichar, I like very much the oratory skills of raja ravish kumar! Heheh

    • @tonybantai7
      @tonybantai7 3 роки тому

      You know who am i

    • @allexpert4768
      @allexpert4768 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/channels/MZyJHD7skXNMGU4aoq83yw.html

    • @rtudu1788
      @rtudu1788 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/DJC52khdsGY/v-deo.html

  • @deepusharma22055
    @deepusharma22055 2 роки тому +2

    3:38 what a creative name Hari singh raja( vo to tab bhi nhi maane the ab kya manenge) 🤣🤣😜😜🇮🇳❤

  • @Mdmobin52
    @Mdmobin52 5 років тому +251

    *Someone says "System"*
    *Badri : Aww shit, here we go again😀*

  • @shivamonyoutube
    @shivamonyoutube 5 років тому +103

    Garib Rath - On Time
    Bullet Train - 8 Hour Delay🤣😂

    • @TheScreenPatti
      @TheScreenPatti  5 років тому +21

      True fans pay attention to smallest of the details. 🙏

  • @AmitBangrwa
    @AmitBangrwa 5 років тому +132

    In Actor's m jitna Talent h utna Bollywood k 1% logo m bhi nhi h. 👍
    Sad But Truth.

    • @majesticrainmaker1460
      @majesticrainmaker1460 5 років тому +1

      Never underestimate Bollywood Actors ,there are some talented actors

    • @AmitBangrwa
      @AmitBangrwa 5 років тому

      @@majesticrainmaker1460 that's why i said 1%

    • @loveyourlife4932
      @loveyourlife4932 5 років тому

      Ye to zyada he bol gye aap🤣

    • @Med-danie7
      @Med-danie7 5 років тому +1

      Hey... Please mere raps Dekhlo ek baar... Ache LAGE to support krna nhi to dislike Kr dena... But please lemme know your feedbacks

    • @Abraminati
      @Abraminati 5 років тому

      Jyada ni ho gya kuch... flow flow mein..
      😐😐😐😐

  • @NituYadav-v2m
    @NituYadav-v2m 9 місяців тому +57

    We like Badris System..not chapri elvish 😂

    • @Odiatoka191
      @Odiatoka191 Місяць тому

      Mera naam bi badri hee😅😅

    • @merciful_leo
      @merciful_leo Місяць тому +1

      Elvish army se panga na lo

  • @Prakhar_Srivastava_
    @Prakhar_Srivastava_ 5 років тому +58

    09:20 "Accha Hua Sunghne Ka Adhikar Bolke Kutta Nahi Bole", This was deeper than Mariana Trench.

  • @shyamkumar5106
    @shyamkumar5106 5 років тому +607

    This video contains lots of genuine issue with a extremely hilarious manner!............#Raja ji Excellent

    • @rohantyagi4974
      @rohantyagi4974 5 років тому +7

      SHYAM KUMAR Sir aap nahi batate toh bilkul pata nahi chalta😂

    • @shyamkumar5106
      @shyamkumar5106 5 років тому +2

      Rohan beta what you think as you wish but I think you are understand very well

    • @rajeshjha8674
      @rajeshjha8674 5 років тому +2

      Bilkul shi kaha aapne.

    • @shyamkumar5106
      @shyamkumar5106 5 років тому +1

      @@rajeshjha8674 Thanks sir

    • @theknowledgeofscience8665
      @theknowledgeofscience8665 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PJcnqBXdN98/v-deo.html
      *Flipkart Best Offers Under 50rs* 😱😱😱
      (Upar Diye Gye link Ko Click Krke Dekhe Jaldi Khi Der Na Ho Jay👆👆)

  • @The_Viral_Person
    @The_Viral_Person 5 років тому +71

    16:18 bullet train delayed by 8 hours 😂😂

  • @prasad3317
    @prasad3317 3 роки тому +10

    Teacher - we should watch news for better knowledge.
    Me - I am watchiing Rabish ki report. 😆

    • @aproudjagannathbhaktkaling6054
      @aproudjagannathbhaktkaling6054 3 роки тому +1

      Then Le Teacher : Khatam bye bye ta ta goodbye gaya iska sara IQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prasad3317
      @prasad3317 3 роки тому

      @@aproudjagannathbhaktkaling6054 😂😂

  • @rshpljswal3469
    @rshpljswal3469 5 років тому +44

    Tejas express wali baat was on point love u raja ravish and ravish kumar❤

  • @abdulshahid6292
    @abdulshahid6292 5 років тому +143

    First time in history "The Screen Patti" S video is on #1 trending wow 😮

    • @nandy1737
      @nandy1737 5 років тому +6

      Now carryminati is trending..

    • @samiplays4814
      @samiplays4814 5 років тому +1

      Power of ravish kumar😁😁

  • @mizanurrahaman2303
    @mizanurrahaman2303 5 років тому +146

    Great hidden content. Sarcasm level infinity. Ek ek line gold hai.
    1:15- mujhe nahi AC studio mein baith kar , chillane wala patrakar pasand hai( is this Arnab🤓)
    2:41-- jaise MP aur Rajasthan ke mukhyamantri ko scindia( jyotiraditya😂) aur pilot ( sachin ) ghurte honge
    2:58-- mano yeh wahi amethi ki seat hai , jaha se ye( Rahul Gandhi MP 2004-2014 ) hamesha chunav jeet te aa rahe hain
    3:10-- Tribute to Sardar Vallabhbhai patel ji
    3:36: Hari singh raja ji ,
    Wo toh tab bhi nahi mane the , aaj kaise manenge( J&K Issue)
    9:26-- Hum ko bhi pata hai ke asli patrakar aur kutta mein kya farak hai . ( Kisko kuta re?😂)
    10:24: jaise sarkar apni viphalta ke liye vipaksh ki taang khichte hai ( To divert real issue)
    11:49--VIKAS ke train ke jo chain hai usse itna tight kar dijiye , koi bhi ANDU FANDU ( Guess the name) us chain ko rok kar VIKAS ko na rok sake (( very deep line))
    12:58-- Chetan bhagat ke novel padhne ke chiz thode hai ( half writer🤓)
    13:48--Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Shame on those people who are doing this nonsense
    14:10-- Maharashtra political crisis
    16:34-- Issue of blind nationalism
    16:56-- Delhi pollution
    I miss a lot of things. I know that.

  • @PrajwalNayak-so5uv
    @PrajwalNayak-so5uv 10 місяців тому +3

    3:40 Very few will understand this very intelligent joke😂😂😂😂

  • @VikramshilaExpress
    @VikramshilaExpress 5 років тому +52

    Bullet Train- 8 Hours Delayed
    Garib Rath- On Time
    Ye Kahan Hota Hai? 🤣🤣

  • @manishpaul_
    @manishpaul_ 5 років тому +240

    How brilliantly you guys have tapped so many serious issues..
    Pehli baar Ravish ji wala jhalak dikh rahan hain..
    Keep it up 🙌

    • @aatifkareem
      @aatifkareem 5 років тому

      Would you please leave a visit here, I post interesting stuffs that'll make you go wow.
      theworldoffact.blogspot.com
      rhythmofherthoughts.blogspot.com

  • @arunjitkundu66
    @arunjitkundu66 5 років тому +451

    Every dialogue has a political meaning❤️🔥
    What an OUTSTANDING SCRIPT
    *BEST RABISH KI REPORT OF TSP*

    • @AB-lb4ci
      @AB-lb4ci 5 років тому

      Arey bhai uska mazak banaya hai😝

    • @vivekkatara8474
      @vivekkatara8474 5 років тому +5

      @@AB-lb4ci tum bhakti Karo Tumhari Samaj K bahr hai ❤

    • @nil_rv_4924
      @nil_rv_4924 5 років тому +1

      जब बांग्लादेशी मुस्लिम की आसाम में घुसपैठ की बात होती है -
      क्या अब आप लोगों में इतनी भी मानवता नहीं बची की खुद के स्वार्थ के लिए आप अपनी जगह दूसरों को दे दे, ताकि आप के साथ कोई दूसरा भी अपना आशियाना बसा सके, सिर्फ खुद के बारे में मत सोचिए अगर आप एक दिन भी रोजगार के बिना नहीं रह सकते तो वह बिना रोजगार के कैसे रह सकते है बताईए हमें..
      जब citizen ship bill पास किया जाता है:
      आसाम के लोग बेचैन है,
      आसाम में जबरदस्त विरोध प्रदर्शन हो रहा है,
      लोगों का कहना है कि ये हमें देश से तोड़ने कि कोशिश है, क्या हमें अपने देश की छोड़ बाहरी लोगों की चिंता करनी चाहिए.., इन लोगों के रोजगार पर समस्या खड़ी हो जाएगी, लोग इसे कैसे बर्दाश्त करे
      NDTV होशियारी से लोगों को बेवकूफ बनाने का काम ना करे

    • @udaypratap9452
      @udaypratap9452 5 років тому

      @@vivekkatara8474 ye ravish ki khd sbse jyda beijjati krta h.....bhut shi krta saale ke sath😝😁

    • @rishabh9389
      @rishabh9389 5 років тому

      @@vivekkatara8474 Rubbish Kumar brother is Brajesh Kumar who is a Congress leader. Rest you could understand his Agenda

  • @banda47-r2e
    @banda47-r2e Рік тому +1

    Everywhere padhlo chahe kahi se selection hoga yahi se
    Pw advertisement on op level
    😅
    G.O.A.T. alakh sir❤❤

  • @Nikolateslawithextraelectron
    @Nikolateslawithextraelectron 5 років тому +64

    I just came here for chotee really love his acting

  • @santoshsinghdeo1524
    @santoshsinghdeo1524 5 років тому +86

    "Train ghumao, Train ghumao!!"😂😂

  • @aaftabalam1247
    @aaftabalam1247 5 років тому +323

    "ham Chetan Bhagat ke novel le Kar padhne thode Baithe Hain, ye padhne wali chiz hai kya" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @himanshusingh0876
      @himanshusingh0876 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @nishitkumar7650
      @nishitkumar7650 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Moon-wd3wq
      @Moon-wd3wq 5 років тому

      Ye dilogue kidhar use hua hai

    • @Maneeshsharma001
      @Maneeshsharma001 5 років тому

      @OnePlus S18 bhai koi nhi dekhenga bas inko apni aukat dikhani h

    • @Maneeshsharma001
      @Maneeshsharma001 5 років тому

      @OnePlus S18 inko koi mtlb hi nhi janne se ki desh ke liye kya sahi h bas unhe aone se mtlb h

  • @SAKSHI-gm1tk
    @SAKSHI-gm1tk 2 роки тому +8

    Intro of rabish or ravish Kumar is always make me laugh no matter how many times I watched it 😂😂😂❤️.... I am really a fan of ravish sir...and thus rabish toooo ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @ameyakunte8685
    @ameyakunte8685 3 роки тому +366

    this video has shown me the cleanest sleeper bogi ever!!

    • @sensei249
      @sensei249 3 роки тому +10

      When was the last time you got onto a train. The ones I travelled were pretty clean.

    • @KamalBiology
      @KamalBiology 3 роки тому +2

      😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
      दोस्त:
      भाई तूने आईफोन 13 लिया क्या ?
      मैंने :
      ना भाई ना, स्कूटर ही खरीद लिया है, बैटरी वाला ....
      जिनसे बात करनी होती है,
      उनके घर जा के ही बात कर आता हूं!!!
      सस्ता भी पड़ता है..और चाय नास्ता भी हो जाता है ...
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielmathew7768
      @danielmathew7768 2 роки тому +2

      @@sensei249 lol.. you need to get into trains often . Or I'm not sure what is your definition of cleanliness.

  • @rheetam
    @rheetam 5 років тому +203

    "Itni vividhta to humari desh mein nehin hai, jitni inki seat mein hai." 😂😂😂

    • @aatifkareem
      @aatifkareem 5 років тому

      Would you please leave a visit here, I post interesting stuffs that'll make you go wow.
      theworldoffact.blogspot.com
      rhythmofherthoughts.blogspot.com

    • @BHARATRESEARCHIMAM
      @BHARATRESEARCHIMAM 5 років тому

      Tumare khwaba ka shehar hai 😂😂😂😂

    • @BHARATRESEARCHIMAM
      @BHARATRESEARCHIMAM 5 років тому

      Kabhi dekha hai India Ko dekh te to nahi bolte yaha Indian dikhaw jara apna jalwa

  • @starquake6529
    @starquake6529 5 років тому +143

    System rabish ji system
    - Badri 2019

  • @Chintu_k_papa
    @Chintu_k_papa 2 роки тому +8

    01:52 😂😂
    👆हर लौडो पर नजर 😀😀

  • @shivamyadav0604
    @shivamyadav0604 5 років тому +228

    The way every Citizen knows Rajaji ,as they know him personally for years feels so good

    • @kunalnmonali3429
      @kunalnmonali3429 4 роки тому +6

      Yes , a tukra- tukra gang member

    • @amitrawat1440
      @amitrawat1440 4 роки тому +1

      La ilahe ill ill.allah.
      Allah rajaji ko salamat rakhe taaki wo tukra tukra ganng ko salamat rakhe.

    • @AshishKumar-on2ud
      @AshishKumar-on2ud 4 роки тому +7

      @@kunalnmonali3429 Antinational Jahil BJP Andhbhakt SPotted

    • @BiswajitDas-go8lo
      @BiswajitDas-go8lo 4 роки тому +4

      @@kunalnmonali3429 Agaya andhalundbhakt...baap ne yehi kaam diya

    • @AshishKumar-on2ud
      @AshishKumar-on2ud 4 роки тому

      BÃKÌ kyun tune Bolna bhi fenku we seekha hai

  • @vivekwithJC
    @vivekwithJC 5 років тому +61

    Trending at #3 in 6 hours. This shows how eagerly we wait for his video. ☺️

  • @avirbhavgupta8331
    @avirbhavgupta8331 5 років тому +40

    3:55 This was unexpected but my fav part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danish1988samsung
    @danish1988samsung 2 роки тому +2

    Subtle messages on every national issues, current events etc...TSP is undoubtedly a team of Geniuses.. Impressive...All the best!