He is rabish kumar... He is ms dhoni... He is amitabh bachchan... He is rohit shetty... He is anoop soni... He is Rahul gandhi... He is sanjay dutt... He is akshay kumar... He is yogi aaditynath... He is so talented man...one like for shivankit singh Parihar उर्फ़ राजा रबिश।
15:35 I'm eagerly waiting for this moment. I'm big fan of his acting skills. Jab tak "System" Ka dialogue nahi sunte tab tak Ravish ki Report adhuri lagti hai 😂😂😂
प्रत्येक संवाद मे जो व्यंग्य का उपयोग बहुत ही सही समय पर सटीक तरीके से किया गया है। अब दिल से यही आवाज निकलता है - शानदार, दमदार, और मजेदार, रविश कुमार ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
0:10 for #casteSystem 1:21 for #economy 4:12 for #urbanNaxal 5:19 for #election 6:44 for #MSP 7:25 for #CaaProtestAndIndianGovt 9:37 for #ChronologyAndCabPlusNrc 10:48 for #ParliamentHouseRole 11:26 for #CAAprotestAndPoem 13:11 for #ExitPol 16:40 for #JnuAttack 17:14 for #FaizPoem 18:15 for #IndianPoliticsLeader 19:07 for #DahejDowrySystem 22:00 for #KashmirIssue and many more awesome script
The best came at 11:00 when Raja ji said " itni biryani hai jitni desh me jatiya nahi hai, hala k hamara pet itna libral nahi hai Jo sab ko kha Jaye, isliye thoda parcel karwa liya. Damn good writing.
Dear Leftists syndicate, Ye kafi muskil time hai entire Left liberal lutians ,khan market syndicate ke liye, Sayad pichle 60-70 Sal me es ideology ka sabse bura dour bankruptcy ka dour hai... Lekin har na manane ki kasam khaye es pure chain ne Hindustan ke Muslims ko jarur khatm kar diya hai, Mere pyare Muslim bhai bhi kasam kha liye hn ki yahi mere masiha hn, Hairat ki bat ye hai ki Hamre Muslim samaj ke pas unaki community ka koyi bada representation nahi bacha hai, Muslim samaj ko etana majbur bana diya en wampanthi takaton ne ki unake pas es desh me Sirf ek option bacha wo Bjp, RSS, Modi, Saha, bhaqt, Gobar, Gay, Gou mutr, andhbhaqt, Godi media, Fascist, Etc Gali dena hamre desh ke muslim yuth en agenda patrkaron aour politicians ke liye, Kuch bhi kar Gujarne ki tamanna rakhte hn... Talwar uthane ko taiyyar hn, Kuch data de raha hun ''Abhisar ji '' Ye kuch sawal hn jo 2040 Ka muslim bachha apane walid se puchega, Kya se kya ho gaye ham, Es unnmadi bheed ko khada karne me aap jaise log jimmedar honge. # Only 2%Muslim woman graduation ki hn # 4% Govt job me hn muslim # Hayalat daliton se bhi kharab hn # organise sector me bhi bellow the mark # Muslim women ki maternity Death National pcpm se kahi jyda # Child death higher #21st century me bhi tripal talq, halala, mutah, jaise cheej thi. Ye unake buniyadi sawal hn jo jhuthe nahi hn abhisar ji, Gareeb musalman ko Roti chahiye education chahiye Gareeb musalman ka ladaka school nahi ja pa raha hai, Ek bar Jao to sahi Rural area me, Delhi ke Moulana logon jaise halat nahi hai Gawn ke musalman ki, wo din me kam nahi karega to use khana sham ko nahi milega, usaka bachha koun se launchpad me jayega, Use nahi malum hai Akabar, babar koun the, wo nahi janata Hindu hamare dusman hn Kafir hn, Alla ke liye band kariye ye sab ek Constructive environment chahiye musalmano ko unhe aaj ek bada samuday shak ke najar se dekh raha hai, Corporate job me unake sath discrimination ho raha hai.. Company Muslim employ ko kewal majburi me hi rakhegi unake pas options hn to bikul nahi,,,,,, Regards Gobar bhaqt,
Every comedian every small actor Artist every student every middle class man is Expressing with his way..... But this bloody system is actually need to be changed now Hats of to all of you guys Kamra is not alone dekh kar achh aaaa lagaaa ❤️🇮🇳
4:14 - urban naxal as urban dancer 5:42 - amit shah speech on EVM 6:20 - bujurg neta advani, 11:35 - varun Grover poem 12:12- puneet poem bt kanhaiya accent ,12:40 - home ministry responsibility , 13:25 - shivsena 18:30 - Dj as godi media ,tukde tukde in background,jis din smjh aa jaayega media peetega. 20:01 kirit somaiyea 22:01 - Kashmir hai very deep
@@aryavlogs4081 abe yr isme ek bhi to logical baat kr liye hote ..... Shyd bnda whatsapp university se degree liya h ....😂😂.. Asli aatkwadi to tum jaiso k andr h ... Sala hm bhi hindu h ... Aaj tk aise ghatiya soch nhi rkhi h ...... Mujhe kisi political parti se lena dena nhi h .... Na hi kisi religion se ... M indian hu or bs apne desh ki fkr krta hu .... Or desh ka bhala tumhare jaisi ghatiya soch se to bilkul bhi nhi hoga .... To yr practical baate kro ... Chutiya jaisi mt kro .... Yha bhokne se kuchh nhi hota jao kisi ki real me help kro ...or apne kaam se kaam rkho ...🙏🙏🙂
Andhe to tum log ho gye ho desh ko barbaad krne mein aur mullo ki gaand chatne mein ye sb boht cool lagta hai bjp ko gaali Dena par baad mein yaad rkhna bete boht pactayega
Cab aayega to bahot log Nikal jaenge😂😂 Whosoever has written this script...hatsoff man and to the team of TSP.. And raja ji...aap to chaa gaye And that card Nahi dikhayenge and kaun ho be reference is too good Badri Ka system❤❤❤
सरकार की आलोचना कैसे करते है ये रिपब्लिक भारत को आजतक नही मालूम है,मुझे इसी लिये TSP पसंद है।10 के नोट कोई उठा कर भी अर्थव्यवस्था को उठा सकता है लेकिन झुकने का जहमत कौन उठाये।
Dear Leftists syndicate, Ye kafi muskil time hai entire Left liberal lutians ,khan market syndicate ke liye, Sayad pichle 60-70 Sal me es ideology ka sabse bura dour bankruptcy ka dour hai... Lekin har na manane ki kasam khaye es pure chain ne Hindustan ke Muslims ko jarur khatm kar diya hai, Mere pyare Muslim bhai bhi kasam kha liye hn ki yahi mere masiha hn, Hairat ki bat ye hai ki Hamre Muslim samaj ke pas unaki community ka koyi bada representation nahi bacha hai, Muslim samaj ko etana majbur bana diya en wampanthi takaton ne ki unake pas es desh me Sirf ek option bacha wo Bjp, RSS, Modi, Saha, bhaqt, Gobar, Gay, Gou mutr, andhbhaqt, Godi media, Fascist, Etc Gali dena hamre desh ke muslim yuth en agenda patrkaron aour politicians ke liye, Kuch bhi kar Gujarne ki tamanna rakhte hn... Talwar uthane ko taiyyar hn, Kuch data de raha hun ''Abhisar ji '' Ye kuch sawal hn jo 2040 Ka muslim bachha apane walid se puchega, Kya se kya ho gaye ham, Es unnmadi bheed ko khada karne me aap jaise log jimmedar honge. # Only 2%Muslim woman graduation ki hn # 4% Govt job me hn muslim # Hayalat daliton se bhi kharab hn # organise sector me bhi bellow the mark # Muslim women ki maternity Death National pcpm se kahi jyda # Child death higher #21st century me bhi tripal talq, halala, mutah, jaise cheej thi. Ye unake buniyadi sawal hn jo jhuthe nahi hn abhisar ji, Gareeb musalman ko Roti chahiye education chahiye Gareeb musalman ka ladaka school nahi ja pa raha hai, Ek bar Jao to sahi Rural area me, Delhi ke Moulana logon jaise halat nahi hai Gawn ke musalman ki, wo din me kam nahi karega to use khana sham ko nahi milega, usaka bachha koun se launchpad me jayega, Use nahi malum hai Akabar, babar koun the, wo nahi janata Hindu hamare dusman hn Kafir hn, Alla ke liye band kariye ye sab ek Constructive environment chahiye musalmano ko unhe aaj ek bada samuday shak ke najar se dekh raha hai, Corporate job me unake sath discrimination ho raha hai.. Company Muslim employ ko kewal majburi me hi rakhegi unake pas options hn to bikul nahi,,,,,, Regards Gobar bhaqt,
@@pharmaworld3966 Nope, tum gobar bhakt nahi ho. Tumko upar se yeh message aya tha aur copy-paste karne ka order tha. Tumne wahi kiya. Shabash IT Cell waale.
I just love the actor who played role of foofaji. He always get small roles but makes it super interesting by his acting. And Shivankit, Badri are awesome as always ❤️❤️
Rasgule gap gap khange Lekin card nhi dikhyenge q Ki free ka Khange card nhi dikhyege q Ki barati ghuspetiya h Lekin card nhi dikhayenge damki denge barati KO Lekin card nhi dikhenge yhi ho RHA barati me
Card nahi dikhaege but khaane pe sabse pehle tootege ,, daaru bhi chadhani hai sabse pehle... Dusri Shaadi se faaltu ke laundo ko bhi laayege but card nahi dikhaege ... Samajhne wale samajh gye
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'Hum dulhe hain dalit nehi ,gale lagane k bahane hume dabaya na jaye':----very deep meaning...but wise use👍👍 ...at 5:40 Edit:Thank you so much everyone who's gonna read and like this comment first time i got so many likes. Thank you. Jai hind
They are wonderful actors! The way jeetu plays kejriwal, shivankit plays rabish is so so good. This is the real talent that should be given a chance in Bollywood rathar than most of the star kids
Deepak kumar Verma Janta ko kaise desh virodhi banana he tumlog bahut acche se jante ho... Aisa q nhi bole ki desh me sharanarthi ka paimana charam pr he wo log desh ke yuwa ka rojgar wo chhin rhe hain jo iska hakdar he pr tumhe to kashmir ki andr ki baat dikhani he Q tumhe nhi pata ki isi desh me bola tha ki 370 ko jo haath lagayega uska pura sarir hi nhi bachega uske baad fake news pr fake news jo chala kashmir pr,, tumlog hi sarjeel jaise log ko neta banate ho bahanchod sale harami ke pille gusaa to bahut aya laude video dekh kr..... Modi se birodh krte krte laude log desh ko kab todne ki bat krne lage chutiyo ko pata v nhi chala itna he rohingya acche he to apne ghar me rakho apne bahan se shadi karao madrchod muslman yahi rhte hai desh birodhi kam krte hain hindu ko muslim banate hain hindu ladkiyo ko lovejihad karate hain fake news share krte hai ,,, musalman thoda sa bhaiya babu kya kr lete ho use apna baap bana lete ho ek muslim 4 hindu ladki se shadi krta he aur 40 baccha paida krta he aur wo hi desh me economy ki baat krta he VSDK ,,, Matherjaat aaj shahimbag me koi jaa nhi skta police , media , public , socho jab desh me muslim aur adhik ho jayega to kaha apni maiya chudaoge sale aaj secularism ka khel khel rhe ho dekho kaise 56 desh bana liye aur ab hindustan pr najar he ,,,sale bolte hain muslim ko desh ne diya kya VSDK desh ka rashtrapati muslman uparashtrapati muslman IAS,IPS ucch adhikari musalman ab btao ise kya kami rahi madrchod log masjid se har din azan ye lagate hai ham hinduo ko jabardasti use sunna padta he ham mandir tirath nhi ja skte ye log pathar marte hai aur tum sare chut ka baal secular ki baat krte ho use sahuliyat ki baat krte ho karo aur sahuliyat VSDK aise hi sharjeel paida honge aise hi shaheen baag paida honge aise hi ram mandir pr 70 saal lagenge aise hi desh me hindu bikash ke raste se door rhenge q ki uske quran uska hadis uska shariya aa jata he na VSDK...Kagaj to tera baap v dikhaye madrchod jab apne maa ka chodanhaar BABAR ka masjid ka kagaj dikha skte ho to ye kagaj kaise nhi dikha skte kagaj to tumhara baap ka dikhana hoga beta., ,Tum wahi VOSD bale ho jise BHAAG SALA MOOH ME MOTNE KA MAN KR RHA TERA YE VIDEO DEKH KR...ITNA HI PAISA PYARA HE TO APNI MAIYA KO CHUBANE KE VIDEO V BANA JYADA SHARE LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE MILEGA .. CHAL KHAIR SABR MANA MODI AA GYA BARNA BAHUT DER HO CHUKI HOTI...
This was one of the best episodes of Rabish report, they have covered everything in details of a marriage.... Congratulations team... Well done... I can relate everything with my brothers marriage 😂😂😛
@@pep8221 anyone questioning government is named as "tukde tukde gang" by godi media and andhbhakts.and godi media propagated fake news that these people want India to disintegrate.
I'm fking tired of this shity politics Sacchai yahi h ki koi yaha dudh ka dhula Nahi h Agar BJP chutiya h to congress Maha chutiye hai Agr BJP supporters andhbhakt hai to jo oppose krte h wo hypocrite, gulam log hai That's why I am more concerned about my studies than politics ye sare BJP Congress media MIM milke hame chutiya bna rhe h bc
He is rabish kumar...
He is ms dhoni...
He is amitabh bachchan...
He is rohit shetty...
He is anoop soni...
He is Rahul gandhi...
He is sanjay dutt...
He is akshay kumar...
He is yogi aaditynath...
He is so talented man...one like for shivankit singh Parihar उर्फ़ राजा रबिश।
And also johni sins
Shivankit parihar 👍
It's shivankit parihar👍
Also sunjay dutt
Haan bahut zyada "telented" 😂
3:04 "Ye baarat hai bhai University thodi kyu ladai kar rahe ho"
VERY VERY BEAUTIFULLLLLLLL 😂😂❤️
Jnu 🤣🤣🤣
👍👍👍
👍
Aur AMU 😂😂 @@pratyush3737
“inko shaadi ka responsibility de diya to bohara gaye hain..” .... that satire ... you guys nailed it again 👏🏻
15:35 I'm eagerly waiting for this moment. I'm big fan of his acting skills. Jab tak "System" Ka dialogue nahi sunte tab tak Ravish ki Report adhuri lagti hai 😂😂😂
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Arnub ki interview raja rabish se b jada acha lagta hai yaar
प्रत्येक संवाद मे जो व्यंग्य का उपयोग बहुत ही सही समय पर सटीक तरीके से किया गया है।
अब दिल से यही आवाज निकलता है -
शानदार, दमदार, और मजेदार, रविश कुमार
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
0:10 for #casteSystem
1:21 for #economy
4:12 for #urbanNaxal
5:19 for #election
6:44 for #MSP
7:25 for #CaaProtestAndIndianGovt
9:37 for #ChronologyAndCabPlusNrc
10:48 for #ParliamentHouseRole
11:26 for #CAAprotestAndPoem
13:11 for #ExitPol
16:40 for #JnuAttack
17:14 for #FaizPoem
18:15 for #IndianPoliticsLeader
19:07 for #DahejDowrySystem
22:00 for #KashmirIssue
and many more awesome script
Thanks!
Kyu itna time waste kiya??
Aap chronology samajh gaye
20 :14 also..mene jwaab de dia hai
Waah nice
*chronology हुआ पागल कहा अब मैं खुद को नहीं समझ पा रहा*
Best line 😂
That Fufaji guy was so brilliant 😂 that he was exactly like Fufajis in marriages
"Hm card nhi dikhayenge....."
"Tum Kon ho be"....... poem was epic....
Who was the second guy?
@@fazeelzubair2787 Kanhaiya Kumar maybe?
@@rootkea he is kshitiz Roy from channel bihari no 1
@komal panwar sarcasm Behan sarcasm tha wo aur usse sarcasm hi rhne do politicise mat kro
@komal panwar murkh ho
20 laks log assam me nikle jinke pas kagaj nahi the aur tu 2 crore bata rahi he 😭🤣 kaha se late ho itna chutiyappa
भाई स्क्रिप्ट 1 नम्बर है ।
वर्तमान की राजनैतिक एवं आर्थिक घटनाओ का व्यंग्यात्मक रूप से जो वर्णन किया है ।
मज़ा आ गया जनाब 👍👍
Ek aur video dekho, mazaa aayega 🙂
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Bhai Itni Hindi 😯😯
Kya likhaa h bhai
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Badri: System!! 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is baar music system
Like subscribe my channel bhai logo
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Gach gach gachhh
"hum dulha hain dalit nai, gale lagne ke bahaane hame dabayaa ja raha hai" Haha epic
7:06 वक़्त मिले तो बारातियो के लड़कों से बहनों को बचाना😊😊😊 amazing speech by imaandar sharma...
Rabish ki report is incomplete untill badri comes and say "system rabish ji system "
Train wala dekh usme hai
Train wale may bhi jab rabish system bolta hai tabhi badri prakat hota hai ..
Rabish's report is also incomplete without the name of barkha..
@@tanusridebnath5036 yup!
@@piyuqueen7960 haa... Iss main nehi hay... Train wake min boka ki barkha k dil main utarna hai😂😂😂😂😂
The best came at 11:00 when Raja ji said " itni biryani hai jitni desh me jatiya nahi hai, hala k hamara pet itna libral nahi hai Jo sab ko kha Jaye, isliye thoda parcel karwa liya. Damn good writing.
Parcel matlab cab hai na 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aise aise kitne dictator aaye aur gye aur janta yahi k yahi hai
"Lagta hai aapko Passion follow back nahi kiya" Such funny dialogues 😅 and truly brilliant acting !! 😊 👍👏
वर्तमान सभी मुद्दों को एक ही विडियो में समेट लिया । शानदार 🙏
ट्रू
dil ke tukde tukde krke
do u remember this 19:59 - ua-cam.com/video/pqXCQhCDTRA/v-deo.html
No one:
Not even a single soul
Badri:''SYSTEM''
did you listen at last badrikaprasad@hotmail.com?
True!! 😂
Shaadi pe ek aur video!! ua-cam.com/video/T0fibxeHkcI/v-deo.html
"MUSIC SYSTEM RABISHJIII"
Which song ?
The whole acting cast, director, writer and every content in TSP is mindblowing. They are doing wonderful.
Yesss bro pura video dekh oe mere dimag me bhi yhi aaya, gjb h yar ye sare crew 😁
@@user-Vickywins yeah!😁
Dear Leftists syndicate,
Ye kafi muskil time hai entire Left liberal lutians ,khan market syndicate ke liye,
Sayad pichle 60-70 Sal me es ideology ka sabse bura dour bankruptcy ka dour hai...
Lekin har na manane ki kasam khaye es pure chain ne Hindustan ke Muslims ko jarur khatm kar diya hai, Mere pyare Muslim bhai bhi kasam kha liye hn ki yahi mere masiha hn,
Hairat ki bat ye hai ki Hamre Muslim samaj ke pas unaki community ka koyi bada representation nahi bacha hai,
Muslim samaj ko etana majbur bana diya en wampanthi takaton ne ki unake pas es desh me Sirf ek option bacha wo Bjp, RSS, Modi, Saha, bhaqt, Gobar, Gay, Gou mutr, andhbhaqt, Godi media, Fascist, Etc Gali dena hamre desh ke muslim yuth en agenda patrkaron aour politicians ke liye, Kuch bhi kar Gujarne ki tamanna rakhte hn...
Talwar uthane ko taiyyar hn,
Kuch data de raha hun ''Abhisar ji '' Ye kuch sawal hn jo 2040 Ka muslim bachha apane walid se puchega, Kya se kya ho gaye ham, Es unnmadi bheed ko khada karne me aap jaise log jimmedar honge.
# Only 2%Muslim woman graduation ki hn
# 4% Govt job me hn muslim
# Hayalat daliton se bhi kharab hn
# organise sector me bhi bellow the mark
# Muslim women ki maternity Death National pcpm se kahi jyda
# Child death higher
#21st century me bhi tripal talq, halala, mutah, jaise cheej thi.
Ye unake buniyadi sawal hn jo jhuthe nahi hn abhisar ji, Gareeb musalman ko Roti chahiye education chahiye Gareeb musalman ka ladaka school nahi ja pa raha hai,
Ek bar Jao to sahi Rural area me,
Delhi ke Moulana logon jaise halat nahi hai Gawn ke musalman ki, wo din me kam nahi karega to use khana sham ko nahi milega, usaka bachha koun se launchpad me jayega,
Use nahi malum hai Akabar, babar koun the, wo nahi janata Hindu hamare dusman hn Kafir hn,
Alla ke liye band kariye ye sab ek Constructive environment chahiye musalmano ko unhe aaj ek bada samuday shak ke najar se dekh raha hai, Corporate job me unake sath discrimination ho raha hai..
Company Muslim employ ko kewal majburi me hi rakhegi unake pas options hn to bikul nahi,,,,,,
Regards
Gobar bhaqt,
23:05
Rabish ji : nachenge...
Fufa ji : Ham to purane Papii hai...😂😂😂😂
हम कार्ड नहीं दिखाएंगे
और तुम कौन हो बे इन दोनों ने तो महफिल ही लूट लिया , जबरजस्त
😂😂
@LORD PAIN GANG lauda mer
रवीश की शादी स्टोरी में
राजनीति का अड्डा बना हुआ इस छोटी सी कहानी में अच्छा राजनीति पर व्यंग्य करण है
👍👍👍
Badri :- music system
Badri :- music system
Rabish :- ek bar aur bole system toh shaadi me aag laga dengue😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
Bhai vo dj song bhej do koi plz😂🤣
15:55 "System Ravish Ji, System". Now I can't forget this line.
it's rare to see both “ravish" and ‘rabish' trending in top 10 on UA-cam 😉
Sahi pakde h
Sahi hai
Excellent
I checked it after this comment
@@deadpool3424 Mee too
Kya baat h tsp walo
Sare mudde cover kr liye 😅🙏🇮🇳☺️
Gotam Suthar abe gaandu mudde nhi Propoganda be propoganda.. smjhe ..
@Get Your Target to tu yha kyu gand narva rha h
अभी तक सा सबसे बेस्ट Political Satire👏👏 ..
वो भी तब जब इतना सब कुछ चल रहा है देश में ..
TSP have guts♥️♥️♥️
10:19 that laughing scene... Seems like that he is not acting... Purely he nailed the scene❤😃🤣
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Pure acting
Fufa ji :: CAB aayega to nikal jayenge
Raja ravis Kumar:: CAB aayega to bahut log nikal jayenge
Love you 3000 Raja ravis Kumar
Nagin dance tere tookde honge
Had se zada intelligent content....
Every single part represents a political issue....👌
Indeed
Was looking for this kind of a comment. Excellent writing
You are 100% right bro
@@Madhur_Khullar intelligent audience...
👈🤓
जीतू के बाद अगली एंट्री बॉलीवुड में राजा रविश कुमार की है। सभी कलाकार mind blowing hai ।
Raja rabish kumar is even more eligble
Right bole ho
Hn ji correct
ho chuki hai entry.....dream girl me ram lila season me laxman bana tha bhai apna
Every comedian every small actor Artist every student every middle class man is Expressing with his way..... But this bloody system is actually need to be changed now
Hats of to all of you guys Kamra is not alone dekh kar achh aaaa lagaaa ❤️🇮🇳
Exactly Rabish say "ummm"😂😂...perfect yarr😂😂😂
Who writes the story for TSP’s Ravish, sometimes their sarcasm matches level of actual Ravish!! 🙏🏼
True!!
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उस chutiye से लाख गुना अच्छा करता है अपना भाई
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Lagta h ravish Kumar likhte hain😂
They always keep the real character & theme in mind
4:14 - urban naxal as urban dancer
5:42 - amit shah speech on EVM
6:20 - bujurg neta advani,
11:35 - varun Grover poem
12:12- puneet poem bt kanhaiya accent ,12:40 - home ministry responsibility ,
13:25 - shivsena
18:30 - Dj as godi media ,tukde tukde in background,jis din smjh aa jaayega media peetega.
20:01 kirit somaiyea
22:01 - Kashmir hai very deep
What a analysis bro.
CAB ayega to sab log nikl jayenge bhyi 😂
Osum analysis and brilliant script 🦁
Chronology😁
Deep media knowledge 🤥🤥
Shivankit parihar is johny sins of youTube 🥳 sabki akele mar leta hai 😅
Love u bro 🤟always best👍💯
Bhai "shivankit"
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'le gaya chitvan kat le gaya bhai ' amazing line 🤣🤣🤣 13:25
Entertainment + current news + national issue 🤣🇮🇳🤣🇮🇳
👍👍
Mubarak hu chandan Arya tum bhagwa atanki ban chuke hu
@@salmanbubere6150 aur tum Islami atanki
@@aryavlogs4081 abe yr isme ek bhi to logical baat kr liye hote ..... Shyd bnda whatsapp university se degree liya h ....😂😂..
Asli aatkwadi to tum jaiso k andr h ... Sala hm bhi hindu h ... Aaj tk aise ghatiya soch nhi rkhi h ...... Mujhe kisi political parti se lena dena nhi h .... Na hi kisi religion se ... M indian hu or bs apne desh ki fkr krta hu .... Or desh ka bhala tumhare jaisi ghatiya soch se to bilkul bhi nhi hoga .... To yr practical baate kro ... Chutiya jaisi mt kro .... Yha bhokne se kuchh nhi hota jao kisi ki real me help kro ...or apne kaam se kaam rkho ...🙏🙏🙂
+system
The script has been written so intelligently!! "Hum card nahi dikhayenge" 😂🙌🏻
Relationship Amendment Bill!! 👌🏻😂
Focus on ur UPSC dream....
U gonna clear it for sure 👍
😂😂
Vaishali Chauhan apka kashmir hai ander kia chal raha hai kisi ko maloom nahi lol truth
Exactly ab UA-cam me b politics.. Leftist video..
@@mansurian6403 dekhle be jake
I don't think those who haven't interest in politics will get this Spot on sarcasms...🔥🔥👍👍tvf you just killed it..
RAVI GHUGE Chronology😂
RAVI GHUGE tsp
@@pawandhandar6225 Yaa that's correct...but I am used to tvf since long,TSP as subsidiary also doing great job.... loves them and their creativeity..
Tumhare Havent and dont main hum kho gaye bhai
RAB- Relationship Amendmemt Bill🤣🤣
Rapid Action Battalion
Regalus Black
@@prasenjeetbhattacharya8447 sirius black
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Rinkiya ke sasur: Maine aapko jawaab de diya h😂😂
🤣🤣
Rinkiya ke papa and Rinkiya ke sasur
Chronology samjho☺☺
1:31
"गिरती अर्थ्यवस्था के लिए बाराती जिम्मेदार" - वित्त मंत्री
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Modi ne gaand maar di kya allaa ki jo din me 50 baar katue modi ko yaad karte hain
Mulla spotted
Fuking Andhbhakts😂😂😂
@@srrs007 andha bhakt bechara
Andhe to tum log ho gye ho desh ko barbaad krne mein aur mullo ki gaand chatne mein ye sb boht cool lagta hai bjp ko gaali Dena par baad mein yaad rkhna bete boht pactayega
Relationship amendment bill.."RAB"
😂😂 Singl laundo Ka full support bhai .
Tum aatnki Hain
Ravish kumar is one of greatest brave journalist ever.. we with you ravish sir we respect you and we all support you 🙌🏻
Because of modi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂abhi ruko ab yogi ane wale he
Hats off to the dialogue writters. Man! you guys are on the next level. Huge respect.
Most talented and Hardworking Man.......
"Shivankit Singh Parihar"
Big fan of yours and love you bro
Rabish ki report is incomplete without Badri's system. 😂😂😂
@vivekmanas who is system guy can u please educate me?am still not sure who he is?
@@Mukeshmg402 he is badri
System rabish ji system
@@ssquare1 I know he is badri.. But in real world who speaks like that system system.. I mean that broo
@@Mukeshmg402 it was a random act by him initially, it was liked by people so he continues to do so. 😊
Best script written ever 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏
This is your 😃😃😄 ua-cam.com/video/5Iuek9CZlYg/v-deo.html
Writer Name :- Viswajit Pratap Singh
*फूफा -Cab आया तो हम निकल जायेंगे...
*रबिश जी - CAB आया तो बहोत लोग निकल जायेंगे भाई... 🔥😂
@@komalchauhan2555 pahle khud padh bewakoof
@@somebuddykya bola usne
Tsp is anti bjp everyone know that
@@raj1374 bjp is anti logic, everyone knows that as well. 🙏
@@nikhilsonkusare5266 anti logic😂😂😂 isme logic kanha ayaaa
Bride's brother is the most busiest man in the wedding 😂😂😂
I absolutely agree with ya. But it's also brings a sense of pride for us brothers, no matter how much people treat you like a waiter😂
It's true
Cab aayega to bahot log Nikal jaenge😂😂
Whosoever has written this script...hatsoff man and to the team of TSP..
And raja ji...aap to chaa gaye
And that card Nahi dikhayenge and kaun ho be reference is too good
Badri Ka system❤❤❤
Best 'system ' dialogue is in this episode
Epic response by raja ji 'ek baar or sytem bole to aag laga denge shadi me'
सरकार की आलोचना कैसे करते है ये रिपब्लिक भारत को आजतक नही मालूम है,मुझे इसी लिये TSP पसंद है।10 के नोट कोई उठा कर भी अर्थव्यवस्था को उठा सकता है लेकिन झुकने का जहमत कौन उठाये।
सच को स्वीकारना सब के बस की बात नहीं खासकर Current government की......
Anti National banne ka bahut shauq h?
@@Yuhi07congressi kuttey bhonk rah h ek normal se video pe 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Asea gyan pel rah h jesa harward se economic me degree le hui h . 😅😅
This Rabish Kumar is Like Khel Khel mein Ranjneeti walo ko Pel😆😆😆
👇👇
😂 us Ka suru Ka h Bhai Bato Bato m bhut Kuch bol jate h kher guys please can i get 1 Subscriber thanks 💐🔥👍
बिन बुलाए बाराती:- हम कार्ड नहीं दिखाएंगे 😠
फूफाजी :- चलो फिर डिटेंशन सेंटर , झूठी प्लेटें धोने 😂😂😂
bhai bhai bhai
हा हा हा हा
Ek video ravish kumar in engineering college
@facts, stories and more Fact's Naam Rakh Lene Se Koi Fact's Nahi Bolne Lag Jata
Inko ladke ki shadi ki responsibility de di hai isliye baura gaye hai..!!
Humne aapko jawab de diya hai😂😂😂😂 epic flashback hittin hard
I controlled my laughter till before "maine aapko jawab de diya hai" line. After that I lost it. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😭
OPH
15:36 Badri ENTRY 😂 "SYSTEM RABISH JI SYSTEM " 👌😂😂❤❤
5:32: रिंकिया के पापा मनोज की बिना बताए ही लेली 😜😂😜😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
5:40: सुपर्ब ईवीएम बटन😜😂😜😜😜
All rabish ki report writer is so so incredible ,script is mind blowing and all team is hardworking and awesome 👏🏻
1 salute to the hidden talent.
WRITER ❤
I was seriously waiting for Badri.... System Rabish ji system
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me2
Not system, Music system
15:30 Thing you are waiting for
Epic bruh
System nahi.... Music system
16:09 DJ playing "dil ke tukre tukre kar ke muskura ke chal diye"🤣🤣 every wedding's story
M in love wid rabish's character ❤️❤️ I thought his Amitabh's character is d best but rabish is evn better❤️❤️
गिरती अर्थव्यवस्था के लिए बाराती जिम्मेदार- वित्त मंत्री 😀😃😀😀😀
Are u AK SINGH
Dear Leftists syndicate,
Ye kafi muskil time hai entire Left liberal lutians ,khan market syndicate ke liye,
Sayad pichle 60-70 Sal me es ideology ka sabse bura dour bankruptcy ka dour hai...
Lekin har na manane ki kasam khaye es pure chain ne Hindustan ke Muslims ko jarur khatm kar diya hai, Mere pyare Muslim bhai bhi kasam kha liye hn ki yahi mere masiha hn,
Hairat ki bat ye hai ki Hamre Muslim samaj ke pas unaki community ka koyi bada representation nahi bacha hai,
Muslim samaj ko etana majbur bana diya en wampanthi takaton ne ki unake pas es desh me Sirf ek option bacha wo Bjp, RSS, Modi, Saha, bhaqt, Gobar, Gay, Gou mutr, andhbhaqt, Godi media, Fascist, Etc Gali dena hamre desh ke muslim yuth en agenda patrkaron aour politicians ke liye, Kuch bhi kar Gujarne ki tamanna rakhte hn...
Talwar uthane ko taiyyar hn,
Kuch data de raha hun ''Abhisar ji '' Ye kuch sawal hn jo 2040 Ka muslim bachha apane walid se puchega, Kya se kya ho gaye ham, Es unnmadi bheed ko khada karne me aap jaise log jimmedar honge.
# Only 2%Muslim woman graduation ki hn
# 4% Govt job me hn muslim
# Hayalat daliton se bhi kharab hn
# organise sector me bhi bellow the mark
# Muslim women ki maternity Death National pcpm se kahi jyda
# Child death higher
#21st century me bhi tripal talq, halala, mutah, jaise cheej thi.
Ye unake buniyadi sawal hn jo jhuthe nahi hn abhisar ji, Gareeb musalman ko Roti chahiye education chahiye Gareeb musalman ka ladaka school nahi ja pa raha hai,
Ek bar Jao to sahi Rural area me,
Delhi ke Moulana logon jaise halat nahi hai Gawn ke musalman ki, wo din me kam nahi karega to use khana sham ko nahi milega, usaka bachha koun se launchpad me jayega,
Use nahi malum hai Akabar, babar koun the, wo nahi janata Hindu hamare dusman hn Kafir hn,
Alla ke liye band kariye ye sab ek Constructive environment chahiye musalmano ko unhe aaj ek bada samuday shak ke najar se dekh raha hai, Corporate job me unake sath discrimination ho raha hai..
Company Muslim employ ko kewal majburi me hi rakhegi unake pas options hn to bikul nahi,,,,,,
Regards
Gobar bhaqt,
@@pharmaworld3966 Nope, tum gobar bhakt nahi ho. Tumko upar se yeh message aya tha aur copy-paste karne ka order tha. Tumne wahi kiya. Shabash IT Cell waale.
@@kumariarchana76
Chamchi
@@kumariarchana76 or tum suwar k chat to italian gulam jaao malin naya jutta laai hai chaat lo jaa kar
I just love the actor who played role of foofaji. He always get small roles but makes it super interesting by his acting. And Shivankit, Badri are awesome as always ❤️❤️
This is your 😃😃😄 ua-cam.com/video/5Iuek9CZlYg/v-deo.html
9:48 "Chronology hua pagal..." 🤣😜😂😂👌👌
Insane level of accurate satire!! 🙏🙏🙏❤️
6 th trending rabish
7 th trending ravish
😂😂😂😂
Chronology samaz lijiye
Haa yaar
Power of ravish kumar
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Where is modia anchor anjana video ? 😂😂
They show us current political situations very intelligently, that's why i like TSP
हम कार्ड नही दिखायेगे।
तुम कौन हो बे।
शाहिनबाग।
क्या गजब की रिपोर्टिंग करते हो रबिश जी आप👌👌
Rasgule gap gap khange Lekin card nhi dikhyenge q Ki free ka
Khange card nhi dikhyege q Ki barati ghuspetiya h Lekin card nhi dikhayenge damki denge barati KO Lekin card nhi dikhenge yhi ho RHA barati me
Achyut Agrahari kyuki dulhe ne personal invitation diya tha to uske nithlle fufe ko kyu card dikhaye jo khud sone ki chain ke liye ruka he ...😁😂😂
@@naushaddatari2540 apko kese Pta invention mila tha
यहाँ मदरजात बारात मे बिना कार्ड के शादी में घुसने नही देते है ।यहाँ साले बिना कार्ड के देस में गन्द machaye हुए है
@@rupeshkumar4933 shi kaha jaise bjp rss
Man this is another level. ❤❤❤. I was a Netflix fan but this is awesome. 😅😂
When comedian makes more sense. Who call themselves elite thinkers lol. Reasons why he's my favorite comedian. Just loved the video keep up TSP ♥️
Right
He did not wrote that. He is just an actor !
@@akkad-bakkad he also writer but ya he did not write that
Whenever Badri says *System Rabish Ji System* ...
I feel that ! 🔥
Ultimate SATIRE on current politics... Simply amazing...
Kudos to the guy who acted at "hum card nahi dikhaaenge". 👏👏
Shashi Shekhar seems like varun Grover
Bro wo Act jisne kiya h wo Vishwajeet pratap singh h Es video ka script writer whi h😉😉😜😎😎
Mt deakhavo kaun se pm bana rahe hn katvon ko😂😂
@@adbhutkumar559 Acha andh bhakt ki Gand
@@Bay_harbour_butcherr kagaz to deakhne padenge 😂😂😂😂😂
Relevance to the current politics was on point and also that part "Hm card nahi dikhaynge".
So lit 🔥
Card nahi dikhaege but khaane pe sabse pehle tootege ,, daaru bhi chadhani hai sabse pehle...
Dusri Shaadi se faaltu ke laundo ko bhi laayege but card nahi dikhaege ...
Samajhne wale samajh gye
@Sagar Kharat for you dear ..achha hoga tu bhi hawa mai jeena band kar de aur apne kagjat banwa le, kal kisne dekha tu bhartiya rahe ya na rahe...ua-cam.com/video/XJxgi0CbURI/v-deo.html
@@sunny070😂😂exactly
Baap bhi dekhayega Tera
@@thepokemonchannel7797 thanks bro ..
Baaki hum toh CARD dikhaege , yhi khaaege toh yhi pe dikhaege na
The 'Card nai dikhaenge' was seriously lit🔥 11:55
this is actually parody of poem by Varun Grover
Touch Karo sex sex sex karo
💋💋💋Touch Karo sex sex sex karo
💋💋💋
2:23
Here Bella ciao was introduced first 🙂😌🤣
"System rabish ji System"
Badri k liye thoko like.
'Hum dulhe hain dalit nehi ,gale lagane k bahane hume dabaya na jaye':----very deep meaning...but wise use👍👍 ...at 5:40
Edit:Thank you so much everyone who's gonna read and like this comment first time i got so many likes.
Thank you.
Jai hind
Kya pkd h bhai.. 🙏🙏🙏
Dalito ko caa se nagrikta di jaa rhi h..aur dalit hi uska virodh kr rae h..waah re mandbuddhiyon
@@abhineshdubey3594 Manuwadi Tumhari Ye chaal Kabhi Puri nhi hogi
@@abhineshdubey3594 i think i couldn't specify any CAA or this related word. So ap itna gussa kyu ho raho ho chill maro😆
@@Arsalaan18 are vai shab yaha par bhi suru ho gaye....chill maro na bhakto choro ...ap peg lo aur jhum jao😆🥃🍾
I never seen that much of satire in one episode in Rabish ki report, thoroughly enjoyed,
"Inko shadi ka responsibility die hai to baura gaye" 😅😅 what a reference 👏
Was the band playing "bella ciao"😂😂😂
Haa bhai 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
can anyone drop the song link?? The dj one
Was searching for this one
Yes
रवीश कुमार:- आप बेटे के शादी में दहेज क्यू मांग रहे हैं?
उतर:- मैंने आपको जवाब दे दिया है।
😜😜😜😜
Once a wise man said -
“Tum Passion ko follow kiye,
Lagta hai Passion tumko follow back nahi kiya!”
Dee...eeep!
They are wonderful actors! The way jeetu plays kejriwal, shivankit plays rabish is so so good. This is the real talent that should be given a chance in Bollywood rathar than most of the star kids
हर 2 मिनट बाद एक sarcastic जोक।।।
This is the power of comedian.😂🤣🤣😂😂
Deepak kumar Verma Janta ko kaise desh virodhi banana he tumlog bahut acche se jante ho...
Aisa q nhi bole ki desh me sharanarthi ka paimana charam pr he wo log desh ke yuwa ka rojgar wo chhin rhe hain jo iska hakdar he pr tumhe to kashmir ki andr ki baat dikhani he Q tumhe nhi pata ki isi desh me bola tha ki 370 ko jo haath lagayega uska pura sarir hi nhi bachega uske baad fake news pr fake news jo chala kashmir pr,, tumlog hi sarjeel jaise log ko neta banate ho bahanchod sale harami ke pille gusaa to bahut aya laude video dekh kr.....
Modi se birodh krte krte laude log desh ko kab todne ki bat krne lage chutiyo ko pata v nhi chala itna he rohingya acche he to apne ghar me rakho apne bahan se shadi karao madrchod muslman yahi rhte hai desh birodhi kam krte hain hindu ko muslim banate hain hindu ladkiyo ko lovejihad karate hain fake news share krte hai ,,, musalman thoda sa bhaiya babu kya kr lete ho use apna baap bana lete ho ek muslim 4 hindu ladki se shadi krta he aur 40 baccha paida krta he aur wo hi desh me economy ki baat krta he VSDK ,,,
Matherjaat aaj shahimbag me koi jaa nhi skta police , media , public , socho jab desh me muslim aur adhik ho jayega to kaha apni maiya chudaoge sale aaj secularism ka khel khel rhe ho dekho kaise 56 desh bana liye aur ab hindustan pr najar he ,,,sale bolte hain muslim ko desh ne diya kya VSDK desh ka rashtrapati muslman uparashtrapati muslman IAS,IPS ucch adhikari musalman ab btao ise kya kami rahi madrchod log masjid se har din azan ye lagate hai ham hinduo ko jabardasti use sunna padta he ham mandir tirath nhi ja skte ye log pathar marte hai aur tum sare chut ka baal secular ki baat krte ho use sahuliyat ki baat krte ho karo aur sahuliyat VSDK aise hi sharjeel paida honge aise hi shaheen baag paida honge aise hi ram mandir pr 70 saal lagenge aise hi desh me hindu bikash ke raste se door rhenge q ki uske quran uska hadis uska shariya aa jata he na VSDK...Kagaj to tera baap v dikhaye madrchod jab apne maa ka chodanhaar BABAR ka masjid ka kagaj dikha skte ho to ye kagaj kaise nhi dikha skte kagaj to tumhara baap ka dikhana hoga beta., ,Tum wahi VOSD bale ho jise
BHAAG SALA MOOH ME MOTNE KA MAN KR RHA TERA YE VIDEO DEKH KR...ITNA HI PAISA PYARA HE TO APNI MAIYA KO CHUBANE KE VIDEO V BANA JYADA SHARE LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE MILEGA ..
CHAL KHAIR SABR MANA MODI AA GYA BARNA BAHUT DER HO CHUKI HOTI...
Script writers
Yaar ye sabse best episode hai . Rabish ji ki report NDTV India🤣🤣😂😂
This is your 😃😃😄 ua-cam.com/video/5Iuek9CZlYg/v-deo.html
Rabish ki Report Series, is a Masterpiece...❤️
14:45 " Lagta hai tum tum passion ko follow kiye
par passion tumko follow back nhi kiya" - RABISH KUMAR (2020)
This was one of the best episodes of Rabish report, they have covered everything in details of a marriage.... Congratulations team... Well done... I can relate everything with my brothers marriage 😂😂😛
Abe ye marriage se kam current politics se jyada related episode hai. Kya ghanta relate kiya tune 😂😂😂
@@007morningstar sahi me bhai , every minute of it contained satire on the current democracy and the SYSTEM
We want this "Tukde Tukde-Remix" full.
.. 😂✌️✌️❤️❤️
Hats off to the creativity 🙋🤗
Kon sa tukde tukde please. Please btao mujhe bhi janna
Jnu ke chutiye students ne shuru Kiya tha
@@pep8221 anyone questioning government is named as "tukde tukde gang" by godi media and andhbhakts.and godi media propagated fake news that these people want India to disintegrate.
@@akilina_ yes i agree who ever question to government labeled as tukde gang.. But we can't ignore tukde tukde gang exist in india...
I'm fking tired of this shity politics Sacchai yahi h ki koi yaha dudh ka dhula Nahi h
Agar BJP chutiya h to congress Maha chutiye hai
Agr BJP supporters andhbhakt hai to jo oppose krte h wo hypocrite, gulam log hai
That's why I am more concerned about my studies than politics ye sare BJP Congress media MIM milke hame chutiya bna rhe h bc
He is acting mind blowing and perfect performance
0:56 "Aur suno..Gaadi joh h dur lagana..nhi toh barathi log apna dehej samajkar truck meh le jayega...thik h na" 😂 😂 😂
So no one will talk about 3:50 "koi nagin inke andar ka jehar choos le" 😂😂😂
loved rabish's idea of 'fusion' between right n left wing
Profile pic achhi hai apki !
Ye vdo to pura hi left wing tha 🤷
Right koi nhi h india m
Sab anti left h
"Ham card nahi dekhane ", best lines
writen .🤩🤩
20:01 "Maine apko jawab dediya h" ...
Kya bat h tsp... Kya line jodi h.... Maza a gya
Ha Kuch hi din pehle BJP neta ne kaha tha
Kirit samasya😄😄
Hahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never stop with this rabish ki report series 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥