Idea: in life in paradise, make a moon and tell everybody in the server that the moon will crash into the earth and they will get deleted once it does and see how they react. the inspiration behind this is legend of Zelda Majora’s mask!
*"Do you would a kids?"* A more intellectual question has never been asked in the history of mankind. Harvard Professors rush to find an answer to this philosophical question and after months of research they have come up with a response: *"Do you would a mom."* Edit: Oh diggity dang. Thanks for the likes guys! :o
Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
HELP I THINK I WAS COCO RICH BAHAHAHA BUT I CAN'T SEE THE USER SO THERE'S NO TELLING.. also, I used to even watch flamingo at the time so how did I not realise
Suggestion: Be poor and see how others react, if they bully they get teleported into a store as they are rewarded. Little do they know they become very ugly. If they respect you, they are rewarded with free cash.
who agrees that albert is just getting funnier bc he doesn’t censor as much stuff :) edit: he’s my favourite youtuber i promise i’m not hating. I just like it better that he doesn’t change ‘hell’ to ‘heck’. I don’t want him to start swearing or anything, bc we left that behind at albertstuff.
Wise words of children: Ava: “I hate my life” James: “They don’t have rest for me I do the #### I buy clothes and shoes and I’m right!” Lola: “No you barly even talk to us!”
Admin Idea: “Their Own Dream” Try to find a player that is having trouble. Manipulate their mind and make people compliment them by talking or control the person that is complimenting. Make sure only positive things go on in their life. Make them rich and wealthy then you remove their in game money. Then tp them to a bed and everything is normal. And they think it was a dream. This is not my own comment Forgot the name who commented this
idea: play Dead silence. then go to life and paradise and copy noobs outfits but more weird and pretend to be them and if they say you're copying lock them up in the air and they are standing in clear glass then they think they have admin.
Idea: dress as a ghost and make a haunted house model and make a sign saying if you enter you DIE once they in close the doors then keep on torturing them in any way possible then make a trap under the ground once they get to a certain place then leave them stuck Like so Albert can see:
Albert should trap a family in a room that they can’t escape and give himself a gun and make them try to convince you who should die only one can die too
Idea: Make a christmas tree in a server and make the players climb the tree while doing parkour on the tree. If they fall and die, trap them in a jail. If someone reaches the top, trap them there with invisible walls just so they know, all of your hard work and dedication goes into nothing and that happens sometimes. It would be an honor if you did this in one of your videos. Thanks, and merry christmas.
Hey so I found this weird acc and they have this “tea” game I joined it yesterday and it was super dark and foggy and scary music played with cups of tea and they were having a “meeting” with some weird looking people. I joined today and it was completely different. It was sunny out and there was a non finished house. His name is MisterBazooca and on his profile he has a son and wife. They talked about there son a lot but at the end they mentioned something super creepy. There son was dead. They said he was a very sweet boy like sugar and he died from lung cancer. Do you mind checking them out?
Dear Albert, you NEED to make a maze and put it in these stupid roleplay games and make them all complete it but there’s actually monsters who try to kill them (use admin powers) and if they die bring them to hell with no way out.
Some people ask "What is the meaning of life?" Others ask "Why do I have to have such a troublesome life?" But inside, we all know we should be asking ourselves, *"Do you would a kids?"*
"What are you waiting for?"
"I don't know, more admin commands, I guess".
"Me, too, kid".
Fu
Fu
Hehehe
Fr
Fu
What gives people the feeling of power:
• Popularity
• Talents
*_• "im rich"_*
*guns*
alex/singel/smokes/angle/rich/kind/half demon/half human
*angle*
alex/half angle/half demon/ has ice powers/ has fire powers/ singel
JDJSKDJAK LMAOF💀💀
Flamingo: not posting for a day
Clickbaiters: flamingo died [very sad)
Yes. Very sad 😔 I’m a rat
Flamingo got corona (very sad)
Kurt Espinosa you need more likes then I got here hers a like !
• Olivxer •
Yeah that’s great thanks again for the kids and I hope you have a good one
sadsad
" I'm not just rich, I'm coco rich. "
this line exhumes true beauty
Me and my sis quote that all the time XD
so iconic
Wisest phrases ever to be spoken:
“do you would a kids”
“do you would a mom”
“coco rich”
what the hell
COCO RICH
Octavia Boykin fRiCk
Woah. This is makes me feel foolish.
woah good
Let's all agree that everyone loves Albert because he is so funny and post daily
I mean, who doesn't
Sure
E x a c t l y
Yes
'I'll beat you up daily!'
"Angel"
Idea: in life in paradise, make a moon and tell everybody in the server that the moon will crash into the earth and they will get deleted once it does and see how they react. the inspiration behind this is legend of Zelda Majora’s mask!
yes he needs to do that
very good idea!
Reminds me of don’t escape 4
the fact that albert's mic breaks at the minute 7:04 makes the part even funnier
from 7:04 to 8:52
Stop coping mechanism
"Do you would a kids?" Roblox powering imagination 2020
LMAOOOOOOOOO
I was literally watching the video and when i saw him say that i had to comment this and its the first comment
Lmao
Trashy wood 😬cringe
Yes
"Give me one reason not to kill you"
"no"
*It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.*
Y e s
Y E S
*Y E S*
Y E S
y e s
*"Do you would a kids?"*
A more intellectual question has never been asked in the history of mankind.
Harvard Professors rush to find an answer to this philosophical question and after months of research they have come up with a response:
*"Do you would a mom."*
Edit: Oh diggity dang. Thanks for the likes guys! :o
XD
Why this funny
YES THEN I WILL EAT THEM
Sunny Narwhal Do you would mom
Cringe
8:30 It had me dying laughing when Albert put the image on her avatar 😂
Admin Idea: Make a fundraiser called ‘Money to pay your Bills’ and when they sign up you tear their house down with btools.
LIKE SO ALBERT CAN SEE!
No someone already done it it is called the bills
The one who invented it is called GOVERNMENT
Wut
PLS TELL HIM IN TWITTER
EnderboxEye!
Don’t worry, your the first comment
"I need a brack"
Here, have a BRACK. Have a KAT KAT
b r a c k
*b r a c k*
Sid Turnpaugh B R A C K
Cathy McCombe yes
Do you would a mom
*SHOOTS*
“Time out”
That’s how you stop a robbery
A normal name looollllll lmaaoooooo
xD
Your name is not correct....
You are on the run for mass robbery. You cannot hide, Jackson. For... *you look like Donald Trump.*
tekking101 *WEEB ALERT*
J Animates who is the weeb?
*D o y o u w o u l d a k i d s*
No
mmm idk.... thats kinda a big question....
We are still wondering if we you would achieve today?
Maybe
Do you would a mom
“What a beautiful couple! *They’re also twins*”
*S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*
oop-
@SugarCube N I C E
I made it 101 likes
And our mom is my sister
Sksksk and I OOP-
“Little did you know mamas legs were explosive”
Omg yes i remember lol
XD I remember from 1 of his videos Lol
[To Be Continued]
I am mousemanjeff now
Owange the Fox
Hi 👋
Around parents: Flamingo
Around friends: AlbertsStuff
u have the worst parents
Yes
Lepsuz no the best idiot
@MaxAndThings are you talking about the name of the Guy being "badass"?
Around parents: Google Translate Tuesdays - Random Typék
Around friends: floormango
when alberts mic broke, that was the funniest commentary ever. 8:34 was also the best part
"what a perfect couple!
OoP
yes
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
i'm dying, i scrolled down and saw this at the exact time he was saying this
"!
@moonheartsxvsco 5:46
Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
Can I repost if I give credit?
A lot do actually, and also, let's reply to this guys comment, and like, it gives extra chance for Albert to see.
Inoob8C or he become big then use the Godzilla roar and dress up as a Godzilla or dinosaur
Stolen idea smh.
You stole this idea.
Teacher : “What does your father do for a living?”
Flamingo’s Kid : “Play Roblox”
This girl cute
;-;
@@chxmii10 too much??😂
I subbed@
HEH3H3H3 XD
HELP I THINK I WAS COCO RICH BAHAHAHA BUT I CAN'T SEE THE USER SO THERE'S NO TELLING.. also, I used to even watch flamingo at the time so how did I not realise
If you are the real coco rich then it’s nice to see you! 😁
No I'm coco rich
@@just_a_random_individualstop the cap
8:05 says the owner's house username and it's Coco rich's user (since she owns the house)
Her username is "lolo302009", and I assume it's your user?
@@aspiraal31 minutes ago
6:19
*Brutally shoots off their parents limbs repeatedly, while laughing to it*
“Time out.”
Man: do you would a kids
Women: indeed
"And that's how ppl are made"
Wrong the way is get two people in a bed and make them to a magical dance
Yess lol
@@mr_milk3472 .-.
Mr_milk
PG please
lol
If I were rich, I would spend all the money on Albert’s merch- “do you would a kids?”
If I were rich I would just plain buy it all till it’s all stocked out
I would be a normal human and only spend it on things I need badly.
Doesn't scared
@@minilla2999 I don't think this person asked what you would use it for
@@minilla2999 I think you didn't even read what the comment even said
8:39 Albert: I turn a hunter- that's what it sounded like lmao
Braincell 1: Say "Do you want kids"
Braincell 2: No, say "Would you like a kid"
Man: *do you would a kids*
I actually did that once but I wasn't asking for kids I was asking for chips
@@copy-rightedname do you would a chips
Yes i would a chips
@@This_is_a_dead_channel_rip_CxP dang I was gonna say that
I thought do you want a kiss lol
Suggestion:
Be poor and see how others react, if they bully they get teleported into a store as they are rewarded. Little do they know they become very ugly. If they respect you, they are rewarded with free cash.
I thought he did something like that
@@gdray4988 No that was the Heaven/Hell experiment.
YES
good idea
Can I get a Joe?
who agrees that albert is just getting funnier bc he doesn’t censor as much stuff :)
edit: he’s my favourite youtuber i promise i’m not hating. I just like it better that he doesn’t change ‘hell’ to ‘heck’. I don’t want him to start swearing or anything, bc we left that behind at albertstuff.
much stuff?? more like bad stuff??bad stuff??? more like albertstuff
he was fun all time
He has always been awesome but that’s just my personal opinion
you should watch albertsstuf if you want to hear uncensored stuff
@Ethan B its just a joke and its just vibe lol im making fun
‘D O Y O U W O U L D A K I D S’ -Obama 2021
"Do you would a kids?"
-JustinaLay
-Smart peoole
I mean I would a kid
“yes”
-favoritegamer21
do you would a mom?
Zoi Poo I play that lol
Wise words of children:
Ava: “I hate my life”
James: “They don’t have rest for me I do the #### I buy clothes and shoes and I’m right!”
Lola: “No you barly even talk to us!”
Omg the dad *BaRLlIi* talks to them
Wat?
Toilip64: h
I do the ####
Stop it he just needs a brack
2019: baby boo tiny toes
2020: baby boom
haha baby go boom boom
モンキーバナナ • 13 years ago you did the 13 years old reply thing wrong
Broom get the dirt
Si
*baby boomer
"Just remember, ghosts aren't real!"
*0.5 seconds later...*
"I don't wanna say that our house might be haunted.."
all james ever wanted was a brack :(
Brack obunga
BRACK
i cant lol
Yeah :( Lol
lol
Admin Idea: “Their Own Dream” Try to find a player that is having trouble. Manipulate their mind and make people compliment them by talking or control the person that is complimenting. Make sure only positive things go on in their life. Make them rich and wealthy then you remove their in game money. Then tp them to a bed and everything is normal. And they think it was a dream.
This is not my own comment
Forgot the name who commented this
Are you ok
he has to do this 0-0
We need more people to like this...
idea: play Dead silence. then go to life and paradise and copy noobs outfits but more weird and pretend to be them and if they say you're copying lock them up in the air and they are standing in clear glass then they think they have admin.
THATS GOOD
"New skill achieved!"
" *gun.* "
😂
*"Gun"*
Sneak power 100
" .nug "
He loves gun
9:14 bro became the female megamind
* NEW SKILL ACQUIRED! *
“Gun”
Attack damage: Yes
**Gets banned**
Y E S
Yes is offensive
Yes is a bad word
You unlocked....... Gun shots here comes candy corn right down the lane If a candy corn can come any faster he is coming down the lane hey hey!.
Idea: dress as a ghost and make a haunted house model and make a sign saying if you enter you DIE once they in close the doors then keep on torturing them in any way possible then make a trap under the ground once they get to a certain place then leave them stuck
Like so Albert can see:
Duncan From total drama THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
YESSS
Yesssss
That's a very good idea do I permission to type this as well so there is a higher chance he sees it if I have permission I will say it's your idea
Gacha Sammi yes
“We all know ghosts don’t exist”
The ghost in Albert’s house: WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME
:>
WatBur 87 EEP
I actually believe in the pharanomal if I spelled that wrong I mean things like ghost
Ryan Haydock paranormal*
6:07 Just a reminder that this man was around 23 when he filmed this.
And now he’s almost 26
what does that have to do with anything that's said in that clip
siiduducj
@@thegachatheorist5847you wouldn’t get it
Every American when they are born: you have discovered a new skill gun
Welp this is Albert in quarantine, the best gamer yet.
Demon Boi true,true
Zeyad Mused thank you for saying what is on all of our minds but don’t have the balls to say it. you are a hero to this country.
Zeyad Mused no problem soldier.
Pink leaf playing tower of heck and even seeing this comment: *Am I a joke to you?*
Ur right
Albert: “let’s see what blazer would do... with a gun”
*remembers flashbacks when Albert made innocent people kill each other*
which one
Ze No oh sh
I'm Ur 100th like
😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Braincell 1 : Say "do you want a kid?"
Braincell 2 : Just ask "Would u like kids?"
That lost braincell : Do you would a kid?
Flamingo: This is satan giving pizza. The kid in the floor: “help me”
@AlienZGamer e
AlienZGamer me will sub now
AlienZGamer I will 4th
CharDerpGaming … I laughed so hard …
Time stamp?
Online daters: Exist
Albert: im bouta ruin this mans whole career
Albert: I’m about to ruin this man/lady’s whole relationship
Phizzy I’m rich
Ian Place I’m rich
K A T :] no I’m rich
Online daters: *exist*
Me: OH YOUR GONNA REGRET ONLINE DATING IN ALBERTS SERVER >=D
Albert: Throw the baby away
My parents: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*
😭😂
Bruh
BRUH
XD
Bruh
Even the world’s greatest minds cannot decipher the phrase “do you would a kids?” after decades of researching.
James is the wisest man alive
“Know go with your mom she stol you”
“K”
“I’m #### ### and kids”
Lavxrne e
Lavxrne e
e
Shee* (lol that was a joke so please don’t say it’s rude)
*H*
Anthony: Imagine being in the same sever as Albert.
Edit by Anthony: How did this get 70 (or more) likes?
I'm hearing screams-
One Time I Was.
The only thing you'll see is a monster coming at you
I wish I was his friend on roblox
lol
*Are we just going to ignore the line: "You are going to throw away the kids, that's what you are gonna do."?*
Your profile pic perfectly matches what you are trying to say
@@VentManIndustries Ah yes, intensely anxious of actually commenting.
Ummm by
Timetamp
4:25
He was gonna say
Yes Dodgers
Dad having the talk with his kids: “And that’s how you do you would a kids..”
Happy Fathers Day!!!
Zachary Morin happy Father’s Day too u to!
my dad's at mexico
I said happy Father’s Day to my dad yesterday! I don’t want to reveal his country
Sounds like China to me lol
Oh. Oo
Boy: “do you would a kids”
Girl: “Omg you’re not like other boys 🥰”
Sabre Scene stop commenting to much pls
Kd
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Sabre Scene eat my vomit NOW!!!!!!
@@Cowcat_roblox *._.*
Albert should trap a family in a room that they can’t escape and give himself a gun and make them try to convince you who should die only one can die too
YESSSS
I read himself as herself..
Now I've lost my will to live
Ok...?
what?
Itzmejose29 their is like a criminal minds ep on something like that lol
"Do you would a kids" hit me😂, hey! Do you would a kid
Do you would a mom?
daughter
"I'm not just rich, I'm Coco rich!" *shut up and marry me*
where is the upload :(
aaaaaaa
How
@@xllify8738 this is normal now because he did it in another videos
Me am coco rich not you
Albert:hey I said turn around the girl: *turn's around* albert: *laughing*
*I need a brack*
@@Coolyes379 sam
I need a brack I can't spend my hold life
@@shareinamcclinton6903 no brack for you NOOB
Nick video how about you make 2000 Newk's
The best words that go in a sentence:
“Noobs loved me, their baby .. then I exploded “
it doesnt even make sence lol
I’m slow plz tell me the way?
I thought it was just me that didn't understand it
Bloxy News Channel [BNC] it’s the title
guys so its, Noobs loved me, their child, as in talking about himself as their child, then i exploded
hope this helped
Idea: Make a christmas tree in a server and make the players climb the tree while doing parkour on the tree. If they fall and die, trap them in a jail. If someone reaches the top, trap them there with invisible walls just so they know, all of your hard work and dedication goes into nothing and that happens sometimes. It would be an honor if you did this in one of your videos. Thanks, and merry christmas.
Roleplayer: **drinks milk cutely**
Albert: SssIIillOlIHHHssslIopPP
YES
Plz stop saying what the youtuber says
@@mr_radii1787 ik right its so annoying
huuuuuu
@@mr_radii1787 yt/youngpeopleyoutube its just a comment jeez
Flamingo: *adds creepy decals*
Flamingo: “This is literally the best thing I have done in my entire life.”
Me: I’m sorry
lol
Albert is that person who makes everyone's quarantine 1000x better
Yes
lol true
Ikr
So true
True
Idea for video: You can troll in RetroStudio to remember the old times of roblox.
“The best dad”
“You look like Donald Trump”
*he speaks the language of the gods*
Yes >:3
LOL
lol
Lmao
ɥɐɥɐɥɐ
"Give me one reason not to kill you"
"No."
"Okay."
Me: thats a very good answer
Uhh
z man
z 🤐 shut up
Ana Matias stop being mean! Leave her alone!
Ana Matias tell that to your mom
Albert: "James ugly"
*James in the comments crying*
ALbert: "I have done a great deed"
I am a James ;-;
James woodhouse U wish
:O
@@jameswoodhouse4737 wait what
i shared a trick t𝐎 show the trick f𝐎r many R💲 😁
😏
⚾
Níl aon chúis chun nach triail a bhaint
Bruh I actually want to see Albert use more of the exorcist face in admin videos because it's funny rather than scary now thanks to this man
“Uh honey you sure the baby is supposed to do that?”
Baby: *_boom boom noises_*
Lol
I really love the way albert can say:
Dumb
Stupid
Idiot
Noob
But can't say: *hell*
and in the discord server's that he is in they curse all the time
He does?
CrispyAndWorldy how are you getting so many views when you only have 4 subscribers?
@@mavericksmith4640 not many
Yea but 25 views in 3 days with 4 subscribers
"Noobs were so much better back then"
-Flamingo
Yes your right XD
The best words of June 2020
7:49 albert didnt tell us what he was gonna be
“h”
*Top 10 most beautiful anime quotes*
AHAHA
e
*Top 10 most meaningful quotes*
Top 3 Anime betrayals:
"e"
gun
Flamingo : "what have i've been the whole time?"
Me : *a murderer that is targetting all felipes*
Lol
@Chicken wing sweat do you would a mom?
Idea: Make a haunted house where they keep having to go forward, and then at the end you kill them with Fallen Angel or Goner or something
Hi
yes
No cleetus
Y E S
He already did something like that I hope it doesn’t sound I’m hating.
albetrt: its too early to give guns
also albert, 30 second later: ima give james a gun
5:50 I’m sorry but that was such a sweet “that’s ok 🥺” period we love wholesome Albert
I know!
alternative title: 23 year old man plays with children’s feelings on the internet
YASSSSS
So true
Alternative alternative title: 23 year old man ruins game for children on multipurpose gaming system
1 reply but it has 3 actually/????/
D.A JAR 5
“What a perfect couple... and twins”
WE ARE LIVING IN A ROBLOX ALABAMA
Time?
@•Baby Blue• Time? What do you mean?
@@wyattajc3864 Time of the video that he said that.
@•Baby Blue• It’s a 5:47
SWEET HOOOOMMMEEEE ALABAMA
Albert saying "skrrt" was the most beautiful thing ive ever heard.
Him: *talks about death and every bad thing in humanity*
Also Albert: **hel* *is bad*
“You’re going to throw the kids away”
not efficient enough
Lol
eat
banana smoothie B U R N T H E M
Lol
@@Justin-ry6vc eat
I love the way you go, “HUEH HEUH HEUH *WHEEZE*”
Hey so I found this weird acc and they have this “tea” game I joined it yesterday and it was super dark and foggy and scary music played with cups of tea and they were having a “meeting” with some weird looking people. I joined today and it was completely different. It was sunny out and there was a non finished house. His name is MisterBazooca and on his profile he has a son and wife. They talked about there son a lot but at the end they mentioned something super creepy. There son was dead. They said he was a very sweet boy like sugar and he died from lung cancer. Do you mind checking them out?
Now that is creepy af
What time in EST was this "meeting"?
I would like to investigate more into this
@Outer Plasma what’s the accounts name?
Juicebox Hero Misterbazooca
"The devil is handing us pizza!"
Me, my brothers, my mom, my dad: cracking up, cause my video was at full volume
Then they all started laughing?
I wish my parents would accept that I’m watching someone that I like to watch or even like it too
you got the whole squad laughing
@@fishncat1773 I was finna say that💀😭😭
@jerika I was coco rich 😢 I was trying to cat fish the dude
I'm also a fourty five year old man irl
Just jk I'm not coco rich or fourty five
Blazer is that one friend who is very intimidating yet silent and has never said a word.
Dear Albert, you NEED to make a maze and put it in these stupid roleplay games and make them all complete it but there’s actually monsters who try to kill them (use admin powers) and if they die bring them to hell with no way out.
Ugly noobs: *loves baby*
Baby: *loves parent*
Flamingo: *NUKE*
@Hanna Kiisler I didn't understand anything that you said.
@Hanna Kiisler this is a meme channel no one's nice
Noobs are new people to whatever the game is 🤦
Hanna Kiisler smart ass
Hanna Kiisler shut up
Some people ask "What is the meaning of life?"
Others ask "Why do I have to have such a troublesome life?"
But inside, we all know we should be asking ourselves, *"Do you would a kids?"*
*i strongly agree*
What game is it
LOL
Holy shit, I thought this would drown in new-
@@Namethiswhateve Life in Paradise.
Albert: Give me one reason not to kill you
The "mom": no
The "dad": ok
Me: hmm perfect answers
Uezu
Yes queen
I can't seem to find the funny in this comment
U copy
Yea
Dude i love this videos, im dying watching this i wish this has more it always makes me laugh so hard
7:14 "stop coping m- stop coping mechanism"
Albert: "James has discovered a new skill: *G U N .* "
Edit: Thanks for 68 likes! uwu
Do you could a kids
Ya u know how to rewri the words
69th like, nice
@@eyemoisturizer funny number
Flamingo 2019:STILL CHILL
Flamingo early 2020:FELIPE
flamingo a few weeks ago:RATS
Flamingo now: * d o y o u W o u l d a k I d s*
you forgot YO TENGO
Ugly scp tato vegetables hulk
do you would a kids? do you would a bedroom kids
@@Thatoneguy-vn2qf yea he did HOW DARE HE or she oop-
You forgot earthworm Sally.
The mic breaking only makes it funnier
Let’s just ignore the fact that the blond hair guy's name was “badass”
Y e s . Y e s . Y e s . Y e s . Y e s . *YES*
Were?
Oh nvm I found it
@Mya Davidson 2:15 I found it right here idk
Oh gosh i did not see that