*nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah*
@@tylerkenards watching is the same thing as reading. You watch text, and your mind reads it. Also dont pick on others spelling, some dont have English as a Native Language.
i don't know why but albert's admin videos are my favorite (even though i enjoy all of his videos) but there's some type of satisfaction that i get from watching albert pick on little kids and make them hate roblox.
@@vincentlaw7042 Christianity has nothing to do with this, also not be rude but nobody’s gonna listen to you when you share your religion on an Flamingo video, who is torturing 6 year olds.. Most Christian’s don’t watch a 23-24 year old man playing a kids game to pick on kids. Now, I am a Christian (but not a heavy one, I support gays and I am Bisexual and Gender-fluid, I can cuss. etc)and I am watching this. But usually you just don’t see it happen. So moral of my story ; please don’t tell people to repent from sins on a comment saying that they enjoy watching flamingo but they are satisfied when they seen him pick on little kids. So in my opinion it’s just a bit weird and kinda rude to say that Jesus is coming and to repent from your sins. No non-Christian is gonna listen to you, and no, it didn’t work for me either, I did not “repent”
Video idea: Do a sword fighting tournament and whoever wins gets to do whatever they want with admin but when they get it you make it garbage admin and if they get mad then ban them from that server
John 3:36 whoever believes in his son will not only be perish but have eternal life. Those who disobeys wont see life. Jesus Christ is the way to eternal life and heaven! And whoever believes in him shall be saved! We have fallen short of the glory of God and that the wages of sin is death but the gift from GOD IS ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH JESUS CHRIST THE TRUE LORD! The bible says in John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Jesus Christ is returning to Judge the living and the dead and whoever believes in him will be saved
Epik admin idea: Ask someone what their biggest fear is, and what they like the most. When the go too bed, teleport them to the same house while their still sleeping. Outside, put the thing they love the most- Then put portals around the house, or around anywhere for them too walk in. Everytime they walk in a portal, they get teleported to the same place, just a little weirder. Repeat until the place their in becomes a disorted mess, with their biggest fear there- Teleport them to the thing they love the most, and the thing they hate the most back to forth Please like so mr big basket can see :>
considering that i would pretend to be a boy on my "sisters account" when i was younger and questioning my sexuality so i could date a girl made me question Jake's true identity
this reminded me of this one time i did the same just to see what it felt to date a girl and then she checked my acc and got shocked and started freaking out cause my avatar was a girl and here i am now with my proud bi bum
John 3:36 whoever believes in his son will not only be perish but have eternal life. Those who disobeys wont see life. Jesus Christ is the way to eternal life and heaven! And whoever believes in him shall be saved! We have fallen short of the glory of God and that the wages of sin is death but the gift from GOD IS ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH JESUS CHRIST THE TRUE LORD! The bible says in John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Jesus Christ is returning to Judge the living and the dead and whoever believes in him will be saved
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
TIP: the ods who say "on sis account" are most likely girl pretending to be a boy to get a girl cuz all the boys they can find are taken- how do I know this? you may never know....
Best quote ever: “What happens to all the girls he online dates? Would his sister have to date them too or would she just say ‘no way I’m being him for a day”.
@@ashcar795 """"Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and i gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2020 -Ash Car 2020 -Brian Arnett 2021" *-The idiot of 2021*
"Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and I gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2022 -Ash Car 2020 -Brian Arnett 2021 -*The idiot of 2021* the dumb ugly child on Flamingo 2022
Idea: Make a prison in-game, and dress up as a cop. Go up to random people or families, and accuse them of a crime. Then, arrest them, and make them do hard work. Reply or like or do something so the comment gains popularity, so Albert does it.
Funny thing about that is that the first clip was actually me. I remember wearing that exact outfit and name. The story be hind th swords was I thought I looked cool with them. And for some reason I thought that if someone behind me touched it, it will be dirty LOL
Albert: this is how you know that this is an American family! *kid starts shooting the gun* Albert:OH GOD!!AHHH HAHAHA Me:*starts dying of laughter*hahahhahahahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂😂that was so funny to me also here's a time stamp 👇 4:59 that's when he starts saying it
Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial green ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a countless number of fairy-tale creatures to Shrek's swamp. Angered by the intrusion, he decides to pay Farquaad a visit and demand they be moved elsewhere. He reluctantly allows the talkative Donkey, who was exiled as well, to tag along and guide him to Duloc. Meanwhile, Farquaad tortures Gingerbread Man for the location of fairy-tale creatures still in hiding. His guards interrupt, and present him with Snow White's Magic Mirror. Upon asking the Mirror if his kingdom is the fairest of them all, Farquaad is told he is not even a king, and must marry a princess to become one. He decides to pursue Princess Fiona, who is locked in a castle tower guarded by a female dragon. Unwilling to perform the task himself, he organizes a tournament, in which the winner receives the "privilege" of rescuing Fiona. Shrek and Donkey arrive during the tournament and easily defeat a swarm of Farquaad's knights. Farquaad proclaims them champions, and demands that they rescue Fiona. Shrek negotiates to have the fairy-tale creatures relocated if he succeeds, and Farquaad accepts. Shrek and Donkey travel to the castle, and are attacked by Dragon, who corners Donkey. In desperation, he sweet-talks her and she begins to fall in love with him. Meanwhile, Shrek locates Fiona, who is appalled at his lack of romanticism and the fact he had not slain Dragon. They flee the castle after rescuing Donkey, but when Shrek removes his helmet and reveals that he is an ogre, Fiona refuses to go to Duloc unless Farquaad himself arrives, so Shrek simply carries her against her will. That night, after setting up camp, Fiona goes off alone and Shrek explains to Donkey his frustration with being judged by his looks. Fiona overhears and decides to be kind to Shrek. The next day, they encounter a condescending Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men, and Fiona dispatches them easily with martial arts when they attack. Shrek is impressed with Fiona, and they begin to fall in love. When the trio nears Duloc, Fiona takes shelter in a windmill for the evening. Donkey hears strange noises from within and investigates, discovering that Fiona has transformed into an ogress. She explains she has been cursed since childhood, forced to transform every night after sunset, and only changing back at sunrise. She tells Donkey that only "true love's kiss" will break the spell and change her to "love's true form". Meanwhile, Shrek is about to confess his feelings to Fiona, when he overhears the conversation as she is calling herself an "ugly beast". Believing that Fiona was talking about him, Shrek angrily leaves and returns the next morning with Lord Farquaad. Confused and hurt by Shrek's abrupt hostility towards her, Fiona accepts Farquaad's marriage proposal and requests they be married before nightfall. Shrek abandons Donkey and returns to his now-vacated swamp. Angered, Donkey arrives at the swamp and confronts a still-upset Shrek. During their quarrel, Donkey explains that the "ugly beast" Fiona was referring to was someone else, and the two reconcile. Donkey urges Shrek to express his feelings for Fiona before she marries, and the two quickly travel to Duloc by riding Dragon, whom Donkey is now in a relationship with. Shrek interrupts the wedding just before the ceremony completes, and tells Fiona that Farquaad is only marrying her to become king. The sun sets as Fiona transforms into an ogress in front of everyone, causing a surprised Shrek to understand what he overheard. Outraged, Farquaad orders Shrek executed and Fiona detained. Guided by Donkey, Dragon bursts in and devours Farquaad alive, much to the delight of the people of Duloc. Shrek and Fiona profess their love and share a kiss. Fiona assumes "love's true form" as the curse predicted, and remains an ogress permanently. No longer believing she is beautiful, Fiona is consoled by Shrek, who tells her she always has been. They get married in the swamp surrounded by other fairy-tale creatures, and leave on their honeymoon.
“IM SO THE HUNGARY” - Hungary after splitting from the Soviets
T *r* u *e* !
I’m so hungry
z *i* p *y* o *u* r *l* i *p* s *p* l *e* a *s* e
LOL XD
And the soviets turning into Россия
" *Do you have a microwave?* "
Life's most important question.
FRRRRRRRR
FR THOUGH LIKE IF YOU DONT HAVE A STOVE WHY DONT YOU HAVE A MICROWAVE?!
@@alicejonson9229 cuz there's something called money and not everyone has it
@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 I know what money is- ,-,
Oh so you have a microwave? Name every microwave ever.
“Don’t touch my sword”
*don’t touch my tail flashbacks*
lol
I watching u
:)
Oh
2029: don’t touch my dad gun
“UA-cam is just one giant competition.”
Too true, Albert.
Sooooooo true
becrots tatertots
*nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah*
Stalin rises to power and forms the soviet union *(1930s, colorized)*
E
omg Justin
wowowowow
sup justin i know you don't respond to replys but like ello
@Colton Condrey same
Flamingo has made a child serial killer named "boy"
XD
Yes
im a trans guy so before i found my name i would just put that as my name lol
I can just imagine everyone screaming and dieing and then Albert's just over here looking like a proud father
YAAAAAASSS HES MA FATHER NOW THEN:3
"dieing"
yes
no
@@esoij yees
0:34 this is the best conversation I've ever heard
Noobs: *exist*
Flamingo: Its free real estate.
Lol
I don't know how excited I can be about attending UMD, even though its free.
Funny, I get the meme,
But I do not understand :(
what is this game
@@Isaiah_rodx Because you make me feel like I am more than just a machine.
"I have changed this women's life." Ends video
Lol
lol
U N L I M I T E D O U T R O
@@paradise7759
L
Ghaeilge
“How do I get this guy to put his ipad in the microwave...?”
Albert just say it after i watch your comment lol
@@rerecami7 read
@@tylerkenards watching is the same thing as reading. You watch text, and your mind reads it.
Also dont pick on others spelling, some dont have English as a Native Language.
2:28 he is wearing the two banned items rn
three
@@BigSmellyBeansfour
@@alondracabrera5983five
OG fans: "Hey, I've seen this one before!"
Oh yeah the life in pradise one
Kicthen gun
@@sukamtosaja2570 i think it was a video from like- *2 years ago*
I've been watching sense fue first videos
@@harlen.3335 "sense fue"
Uhhh- You need help?
No this is only 5month old
Other noobs: exist
This noob: *your free trial of living has ended*
@KaysonsDumb Stuff I would like to live again! Here is my heart and lungs.
@KaysonsDumb Stuff no it cost
ROBUX
@@daviddachunkyduck5742 NO! It costs...
REBEX
I Clicked egg. Both of eggs on ur channel.
Bobux.
“He dont wont me”
This made me laugh so hard lol
he dont wont me
-sun tzu
try 7:57 then
i almost legit died
She was gonna say want instead she type won't
6:59 : Congratulations Albert! You got your first Roblox child!
2019: dont touch my tail
2020: dont touch my sword
(from very good suggestions in replies) 2021: don't touch my gun
oof
Funny l🤣l
D- DON’T TOUCH MY TAIL!
40 like
2021: don’t touch my gun
i don't know why but albert's admin videos are my favorite (even though i enjoy all of his videos) but there's some type of satisfaction that i get from watching albert pick on little kids and make them hate roblox.
GOD IS COMING BACK, PLEASE REPENT FROM YOUR SINS!
Satisfying
Same
@@vincentlaw7042 Christianity has nothing to do with this, also not be rude but nobody’s gonna listen to you when you share your religion on an Flamingo video, who is torturing 6 year olds.. Most Christian’s don’t watch a 23-24 year old man playing a kids game to pick on kids. Now, I am a Christian (but not a heavy one, I support gays and I am Bisexual and Gender-fluid, I can cuss. etc)and I am watching this. But usually you just don’t see it happen. So moral of my story ; please don’t tell people to repent from sins on a comment saying that they enjoy watching flamingo but they are satisfied when they seen him pick on little kids.
So in my opinion it’s just a bit weird and kinda rude to say that Jesus is coming and to repent from your sins. No non-Christian is gonna listen to you, and no, it didn’t work for me either, I did not “repent”
YES
2019 rp games: "dont touch my tail"
2020: "dont touch my sword"
2021: "DONT TOUCH MY HOUSE"
Facts
LOL
I’m not maram I am reema UwU
You beat me to it, I commented something similar to this.
The Karen's Are Gonna Be The One's Who Say "DON'T TOUCH MY HOUSE!" 😂
Video idea:
Do a sword fighting tournament and whoever wins gets to do whatever they want with admin but when they get it you make it garbage admin and if they get mad then ban them from that server
Albert: "Oh sorry"
Also Albert: *walks back into the bathroom*
Epi. Cccc
@3C-22 SUEN MAN CHI lol
Poke: *gets three million subs* yay
Albert:Lemme exterminate da competition real quick
Nice
Poke gets three million subs yay albert im better then your subs
And she'll lose them due to NNN
Huu
@@mattstarner1659 I thought poke was a guy
Imagine Albert has Admin in real life...
@SlickAcee305 but at the same time he would take corona away
He would delete Hawaii
And force people to put there iPad in da microwave
Oh no
Ill fly to mars
8:28
i cant im dying. THAT VOICE ALWAYS GETS ME
Boy: **having diarrhea**
Albert: **walks in** Oh sorry **leaves**
Also albert: **WALKS BACK IN TO SMELL IT**
Wait- Doesn't everyone do that?-
@@nothisispatrick9606 your pfp- *i won't sleep now*
@@nothisispatrick9606 bro what happened to your pfp man
@@yourlocaltangerine yes. *it's disturbing*
@@brianarnett3616 okay?
When recommended is faster than notifications
Lol
WHAT
Lol ikr
I want the eat
yes
Flamingo uses admin:
Everyone:this is fine
When his alt uses admin: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
John 3:36 whoever believes in his son will not only be perish but have eternal life. Those who disobeys wont see life. Jesus Christ is the way to eternal life and heaven! And whoever believes in him shall be saved! We have fallen short of the glory of God and that the wages of sin is death but the gift from GOD IS ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH JESUS CHRIST THE TRUE LORD! The bible says in John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Jesus Christ is returning to Judge the living and the dead and whoever believes in him will be saved
I love you more then anything UwU
COMMN I NEED A HATE COMMETS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Imagine making an among us animation and barely anyone sees it.
@I Am KevinBB x2 yea you just want spam for money
5:42 BRUH "incaptured fart bubble" im ded lol
0:27
Rat disguised as a baby: "I want the eat."
Alexa: *I didn't quite catch that. Can you say it again?*
LMAO NOOOO-💀
Sorry,I’m not sure I understand.
Baby: * sits on toiliet*
Albert: Oh sorry
ok
ok
ok
@@Pringle2 What?
What's the time stamp
Me: "Don't worry, kids won't be that hard."
The Kids:
Baby with a gun is a meme
I don’t like the way you worded that
@@crimes2004 same
what game is this
1:03 I'm so the 🇭🇺 Hungary
The fact that I am Hungarian 🇭🇺😭🖐️
@@I_HATE_MY_SMOL_LiFE YOURE SO THE HUNGARY
@@Hyconium000 ?
@@I_HATE_MY_SMOL_LiFE what are yall doing here
this comment is 3 years old
@@StaniKaz nobody knows🤭🤭🤭🤭
Imagine if people actually talked like "I W A N T T H E E A T"
*AM BURGER* 💅
@@maryama8626 periodt ☕︎︎☕︎︎☕︎︎
@@maryama8626 omg thats so true
"You dont wont me"
"Yes"
@@maryama8626 BARGER
“I kill mom let kill dad” -insert Pumped Up Kicks song-
I- lol
nice pfp
I am already ○□□•■■○》¤▪》¡♡•}♢♡○♤□• To do the mario song.
I came across that part of the video while reading this comment lol
nice pfp
Epik admin idea: Ask someone what their biggest fear is, and what they like the most. When the go too bed, teleport them to the same house while their still sleeping. Outside, put the thing they love the most- Then put portals around the house, or around anywhere for them too walk in. Everytime they walk in a portal, they get teleported to the same place, just a little weirder. Repeat until the place their in becomes a disorted mess, with their biggest fear there- Teleport them to the thing they love the most, and the thing they hate the most back to forth
Please like so mr big basket can see :>
Thats probably too mean
Psomeone alr said that before you
That is an amazing idea don't let anyone tell you otherwise
That's just mental torture
This is a rlly good idea
Had the video not ended, I would have literally died from laughter
considering that i would pretend to be a boy on my "sisters account" when i was younger and questioning my sexuality so i could date a girl made me question Jake's true identity
this reminded me of this one time i did the same just to see what it felt to date a girl and then she checked my acc and got shocked and started freaking out cause my avatar was a girl and here i am now with my proud bi bum
@@ugygrll bruh lololol
I *a* m *j* u *s* t *g* o *n* n *a* e *x* i *t* n *o* w
I Also Did that before i-
Me but im a girl who wants to be a guy too,I would dress up as a boy and i loved it and I still do
2:00 “UA-cam is all just one giant competition, it’s for death and war”
Yes
Yes
Yes
I love you more then anything UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 what
Imagine making an among us animation and barely anyone sees it.
The way that he said “ I kill mom let kill dad” just amazes me
I just finished that part when I read this comment
6:51 life lesson's with Albert
5:20 its like he made a best friend with the gun and he's talking to the gun.
When he read
“Im so the hungary” I almost cried 😂✋🏻
lol
I’m so 🇭🇺
@@thebruhcult4716 I’m so the 🇭🇺
Im sooo the 🇭🇺
"I'm the country of Hungary"
Love your Vids Flamingo 👍
Why are you here
Ewwwww
@@ferreteggs1146 Was it necessary to comment this
0:34 “Hello, I’m burger”
Funniest sh** i’ve ever seen
The noob:destroying things
Me: GO OFF QUEEN
I just love how all of the noobs spell “angle” instead of angel :’)
I saw someone spell it "Engle" once lmao.
I think they actually wanted their name to be Angle.
yeah and sweet as sweat "i am so sweat angle😁😁😁😁😃😃😃😃😃"
im an Acute angle if u know what i mean 😏
@@iamcolorblind2140 (sticks postit note to screen) sorry that angle is too small
“What are you a good person in real life?”
-Albert
2:21
I thought Albert said “Poke died in real life“ because I wasn’t really paying attention
Albert: “hmm all the baby’s look poor I’ll try the next city”
*albert leaves and stares at kid*
*aight say hi to the devil for me K?*
3:14 NO Albert its obviously a girl catfishing other girls by dressing up as a dude. smh
I think everyone's done this at least once
U
H
Not everyone
dont you just wonder whats going inside of alberts mind...
Alberts mind: w e d g e head
I am his brain 😳
@@fresh-qh3bo o_0
1:52 i love how genuine his reaction is
Nobody:
Random Baby: “i want the eat”
“IM SO THE HUNGARY”
"I NEED U"
“can i an burger”
@@exnisus IM SO THE YUGOSLAVIA
@@jonathanielpringlemaniii NO.
“What’s your”, Top 10 questions scientist still can’t answer till this day
why albert spits that much
How do Wes gets wedges Fors heads
*do my parents love me*
@@iluhvpiink no
@@guccipucci3019 was assuming that was the answer
5:25 that baby is a role model for all the psychos in the flamingo community
2:03 he screamed so hard my phone fell over, thats true power there
“Can I an burger” such inspiring words 🥺🥺☹️
Nobody:
Poke fans: go to pink house
Albert: Ima ruin there whole career
Poke: Thank you for your service....
@I Am KevinBB x2 shut up you just want views and comments give you more money
@I Am KevinBB x2 oh wow I remember a bot like this
John 3:36 whoever believes in his son will not only be perish but have eternal life. Those who disobeys wont see life. Jesus Christ is the way to eternal life and heaven! And whoever believes in him shall be saved! We have fallen short of the glory of God and that the wages of sin is death but the gift from GOD IS ETERNAL LIFE THROUGH JESUS CHRIST THE TRUE LORD! The bible says in John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Jesus Christ is returning to Judge the living and the dead and whoever believes in him will be saved
I love you more then anything UwU
@@Captain_ZER0 :p
7:57 O.O I- LMAO ITS SO FUNNY
For some reason, i think that Noob has they're own language.
“The idiots of this world just amaze me.” 😂
Lol 🤣😂
Me wont roux
@@JamesDheartsUndertale You want roux?
That’s true
@@mylady2837 *no*
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see
Good idea
Epic
Comment for alber t to see
P.S: this was actually from another user. I checked but I don't remember the username that well. They should have put some credit honestly
TIP: the ods who say "on sis account" are most likely girl pretending to be a boy to get a girl cuz all the boys they can find are taken- how do I know this? you may never know....
LMAO I USED TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME HAHA
@I Am KevinBB x2 imagine saying that
I do this on any game, it’s more fun pretending to be a dude lol
E
I agreE
“Games give Albert admin, INSTANTLY regrets it…” new Dhar Mahn episode idea.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!!
"Naruto Don't Touch My Sword"
Albert:
"maYbE ItS JusT A WaRnInG, *MAYBE ITS SHARP* "
Huh..good thing big brain Albert is smart with Big Brain.
naruto doesnt have a sword?
@@iamcolorblind2140 he doesn't but in the vid the baby there was named naruto and he had a sword,dumb dumb
@@cruzyankeel.5291 oh alr
*i want the eat*
@@dude1279 I am Hungary
Best quote ever: “What happens to all the girls he online dates? Would his sister have to date them too or would she just say ‘no way I’m being him for a day”.
correction (sorry):
no wait I'm not him for today
@@Feller19 yes
"Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and i gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2020
""Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and i gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2020" -Ash Car 2020
"""Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and i gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2020 -Ash Car 2020" -Brian Arnett 2021
@@ashcar795 """"Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and i gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2020 -Ash Car 2020 -Brian Arnett 2021" *-The idiot of 2021*
Just as I scrolled down to see this comment he said that
"Poke lost 3 subscribers bc they died irl, and I gained 3 life sentences." Best Albert quote 2022 -Ash Car 2020 -Brian Arnett 2021 -*The idiot of 2021* the dumb ugly child on Flamingo 2022
And yet pablo never got his burger
8:03 i was laughing so hard i died lmao
The smile on his face makes it even more hilarious
LMAOOOO SAMEE
I WAS WHEEZING
Bro me too 😂😂😂
*Albert walks in on that one kid on the toilet*
Albert: oH sorry-
*not even a second later goes back in*
@Maxwell Anderson ?????????
@@umarwa1222 ????????
@@crescentchan912 ????????????
Lamo
Lmao*
Naruto when he wants some Ramen: 0:25
Omg yesss
lolll
3:42 I like that you joined him on top of the counter and didn't even mention it.
“I need u”
“I’m so Hungary”
translation:
I need Hungarians
Pfft-
HOL UP
..
People saying I copied this comment but I didn't I litteraly thought of this too
Hey can i ask something? TvT
"You Fricken Threat To Hack Me"
Hackers Watching: THAT BULLYISM
3:56
Albert: "do you have a microwave- * starts to laugh *
Me: *laughs like him*
Also me: *repeats this scene many times*
"Do you have a microw- WHEEZE"
My brother : did you eat my candy?!
Me: 5:53
"I want the eat"
-naruto/dont touch my sword
Imagine actually seeing a baby running around with a gun...
Baby murdering you
This is the most dangerous thing i ever heard cuz the baby is stupid and the gun its dangerous
No is okay yes
BaBy WiTh A gUn
Could Happen in America at 2666(year) or early xD
Remember kids, naruto - also know as Pablo - doesn’t want to eat. He want THE eat.
@I Am KevinBB x2 if you're a real person and not a bot I'm actually surprised at you persistency.
Thank you Mr. Aizawa's sleeping bag I appreaciate this
We respect aizawa
y e s .
I just bought your merchandise 😁
No one not a single soul:
Me: LAUGHING TO HARD TO THE PIONT WHERE I FEEL PAIN AND CAN’T BREATHE.
Relatable...
5:33
Albert ignores the fact that half of his community crushes on him.
Edit: *HOLY MACARONI 80+ LIKES >:O TYSM*
Girl what
Lol tf, there saying it like a joke. Well... i think :\ yall weird
@@Fakeus ?
@Hunter the III idc
Speak for yourself ❤
“Where’s the baby?”
*you won’t live long enough to see the baby*
Ded
I love you more then anything UwU
@I Am KevinBB x2 no
Two bots
@@jayonwalker2796 two bots
1:57
Wedgehead returns
Idea: Make a prison in-game, and dress up as a cop. Go up to random people or families, and accuse them of a crime. Then, arrest them, and make them do hard work.
Reply or like or do something so the comment gains popularity, so Albert does it.
Okay lol I actually think this is an amazing idea! He should pick it!!
*“This is how u know american family„*
Me : *dies out of laughing *
"Hello, I'm burger"
-Albert 2020
Mom: *sits down next to son with gun*
Albert: in southern accent “this is how u know this is an american family”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ye lol
“I don’t know if Flamingo realizes but, he is making everyone’s day a lot better”
BTW small youtuber
Yup
True!
I agree:)
So true
He is
Albert: **Murders the adoption center**
That one girl: And I took that personally...
Hello quackyty simp
simp chain
No brake simp chain >;(
@@copy-rightedname ur family hates you
@@isak8059 its just a chain.
Flamingo: do you have a microwave?
The man: yes
(Flamingo thinks about: she probably put in the microwave.)
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Funny thing about that is that the first clip was actually me. I remember wearing that exact outfit and name.
The story be hind th swords was I thought I looked cool with them. And for some reason I thought that if someone behind me touched it, it will be dirty LOL
you should have more recognition
Prove it
@@Anolaport then, idk
Whenever Albert says u don’t won’t me it sounds like he is southern LOL
Omfg
YES GOOD COMMENT I AGREE SO COOL😃😃😃👍👍👍👍👍👍
I love you more then anything UwU
C'MON I NEED HATE COMMENTS 😊😊😊😊😊😁😁😁🤣🤣
@@jayonwalker2796 N O
Albert: this is how you know that this is an American family!
*kid starts shooting the gun*
Albert:OH GOD!!AHHH HAHAHA
Me:*starts dying of laughter*hahahhahahahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂😂that was so funny to me also here's a time stamp
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4:59 that's when he starts saying it
This, is Albert,
He doesn't extend his videos with useless things to reach the 10 minute mark.
Be like albert.
@FostApple yep
I dare you to ask one of your friends "Can I an burger?" with no context.
Well I did it
I messaged my bff saying just that 😂
Noobs: exist
Flaming: Im about to end this mans whole career
No
Read all
Never gonna give you up
F l a m i n g
Flaming
XD
This si the worst overdone joke ever. This joke stopped being funny last year.
Shrek is an anti-social and highly-territorial green ogre who loves the solitude of his swamp. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a countless number of fairy-tale creatures to Shrek's swamp. Angered by the intrusion, he decides to pay Farquaad a visit and demand they be moved elsewhere. He reluctantly allows the talkative Donkey, who was exiled as well, to tag along and guide him to Duloc.
Meanwhile, Farquaad tortures Gingerbread Man for the location of fairy-tale creatures still in hiding. His guards interrupt, and present him with Snow White's Magic Mirror. Upon asking the Mirror if his kingdom is the fairest of them all, Farquaad is told he is not even a king, and must marry a princess to become one. He decides to pursue Princess Fiona, who is locked in a castle tower guarded by a female dragon. Unwilling to perform the task himself, he organizes a tournament, in which the winner receives the "privilege" of rescuing Fiona. Shrek and Donkey arrive during the tournament and easily defeat a swarm of Farquaad's knights. Farquaad proclaims them champions, and demands that they rescue Fiona. Shrek negotiates to have the fairy-tale creatures relocated if he succeeds, and Farquaad accepts.
Shrek and Donkey travel to the castle, and are attacked by Dragon, who corners Donkey. In desperation, he sweet-talks her and she begins to fall in love with him. Meanwhile, Shrek locates Fiona, who is appalled at his lack of romanticism and the fact he had not slain Dragon. They flee the castle after rescuing Donkey, but when Shrek removes his helmet and reveals that he is an ogre, Fiona refuses to go to Duloc unless Farquaad himself arrives, so Shrek simply carries her against her will. That night, after setting up camp, Fiona goes off alone and Shrek explains to Donkey his frustration with being judged by his looks. Fiona overhears and decides to be kind to Shrek. The next day, they encounter a condescending Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men, and Fiona dispatches them easily with martial arts when they attack. Shrek is impressed with Fiona, and they begin to fall in love.
When the trio nears Duloc, Fiona takes shelter in a windmill for the evening. Donkey hears strange noises from within and investigates, discovering that Fiona has transformed into an ogress. She explains she has been cursed since childhood, forced to transform every night after sunset, and only changing back at sunrise. She tells Donkey that only "true love's kiss" will break the spell and change her to "love's true form". Meanwhile, Shrek is about to confess his feelings to Fiona, when he overhears the conversation as she is calling herself an "ugly beast". Believing that Fiona was talking about him, Shrek angrily leaves and returns the next morning with Lord Farquaad. Confused and hurt by Shrek's abrupt hostility towards her, Fiona accepts Farquaad's marriage proposal and requests they be married before nightfall. Shrek abandons Donkey and returns to his now-vacated swamp.
Angered, Donkey arrives at the swamp and confronts a still-upset Shrek. During their quarrel, Donkey explains that the "ugly beast" Fiona was referring to was someone else, and the two reconcile. Donkey urges Shrek to express his feelings for Fiona before she marries, and the two quickly travel to Duloc by riding Dragon, whom Donkey is now in a relationship with.
Shrek interrupts the wedding just before the ceremony completes, and tells Fiona that Farquaad is only marrying her to become king. The sun sets as Fiona transforms into an ogress in front of everyone, causing a surprised Shrek to understand what he overheard. Outraged, Farquaad orders Shrek executed and Fiona detained. Guided by Donkey, Dragon bursts in and devours Farquaad alive, much to the delight of the people of Duloc. Shrek and Fiona profess their love and share a kiss. Fiona assumes "love's true form" as the curse predicted, and remains an ogress permanently. No longer believing she is beautiful, Fiona is consoled by Shrek, who tells her she always has been. They get married in the swamp surrounded by other fairy-tale creatures, and leave on their honeymoon.
Uhmmm ok
Thanks
that was an amazing story.... 😭
Copy and paste
*Nice paragraph*
"she is my friend"
" *yes* "
true friendship
Bro...
@I Am KevinBB x2 bot
Bro..
@I Am KevinBB x2 hate more like hate bc yes
@I Am KevinBB x2 what have you said bot account ;-;
Happy 9 million Albert🥳🥳🥳