"Help yourself to nibbles, he was our favourite hamster but it's what he would have wanted" When at a dinner party, the "nibbles" are a selection of savoury snack like peanuts and small biscuits/crackers/cookies. The joke is that the family's dead hamster's name was Nibbles
Even his co-panelists start crying with laughter, just on his track record. I love that their humour became more brutal the longer he was on the show and continued after he left. 😂😂😂
*CartmanbraahNd6* He was never officially banned. They just rejected his ideas for programmes, turned down his comedy scripts (he began his comedy career as a comedy writer for Jimmy Carr and others) and made sure he wasn't invited onto chat shows. They didn't have the balls to outright ban him.
Phil Pope I was shocked when I visited his Twitter after I saw a tweet in something. I never imagined I would ever see Frankie prop up Greta Thunberg like a hero. He is not stupid enough to know what’s going on there with her. But then I remember all of his bbc shows he was given traveling Russia etc.
In order to produce a black hole with a lifespan long enough for us to notice it (around 1 second) it would need to have a mass of about 1,000,000,000 metric ton. That's the mass of a cubic kilometer of water. Currently the most energetic collisions at the LHS is around 14 TeV which is around 2.243 x 10^-6 Joule. It's not a lot, but it is focused in an absolutely tiny point. That's not a mass though, but we know that E = MC^2; so 2.243 x 10^-6 Joule = M * C^2 2.243 x 10^-6 Joule/C^2 = M. C^2 is ~3 x 10^9^2 = 3 x 10^18. 2.243 x 10^-6/3 x 10^18 ~ 10^-24 kg. That's the most massive black hole the LHC can create. A black hole's life span is proportional to the cube its mass, and one with the mass of our sun will last ~10^66 years. This means we can calculate it as ((10^-24)^3 / (10^30)^3) * 10^66 years. That works out to 3.1556926 × 10^-89 seconds. The shortest timespan measurable by our known laws of physics is 5.39 × 10^−44 seconds (planck time unit). We'd need a device that is insanely more powerful than the LHC (billions of billions of times) to even get to one that would have a life span of one planck time unit. Long story short, no black holes were ever made at the LHV, as they wouldn't have time to exist.
The Spider-Man joke is just about how you sometimes find spiders or various insects trapped in a bathtub, because they slip in and can't get purchase to climb out. Full bathtubs are more popular in the UK/Europe than in North America, I think, where people tend to just put shower stalls in bathrooms.
I've seen a couple of US reaction videos to Frankie Boyle in the last few days, and yours was by far the best! I've seen these clips a hundred times, but seeing and hearing your reactions as someone from across the pond somehow breaths new life into it for me, Cheers for sharing man, and all the best! 🙂👌🍻
They've both got their own shows now; "The Russell Howard Hour" and "Frankie Boyle's New World Order". They're both comedic current event/political talk shows, mostly focused on the UK, but you don't need to know a lot to follow the entertainment.
Spiderman one is because Spiders have a hard time climbing on porcelain particularly if it's wet so it's very common for small house spiders to get stuck in a bathtub if they fall in.
brilliant da vinci you will have to understand Scottish humour some of it you didn't get but you were true to yourself by saying you didn't get it keep going
Irish here and love your video you got a good grasp on the Scottish accent not many people can keep up and you definitely did liked and subscribed keep up the good work
@@theaces3697 ...SARS started in the USA; Ebola started in the Congo. What about MERS? You didn't mention that because it didn't support your fake news argument? ...and the origin of COVID-19 hasn't been established yet. www.globalresearch.ca/coronavirus-covid-19-made-in-china-or-made-in-america/5706272 Maybe shove your racist shit up your arse?
@@PumpkinHoard You're an idiot. Virus's are natural, they are not created. Trump loves the uneducated. Virus's have been around for 100's of millions of years. The Spanish Flu, what they found out, started in Kentucky, was it created in a lab?
Rowan Atkinson also had another brilliant TV series, Blackadder, a comedy-costume drama from the Middle Ages onto the First World War, the last one was a movie for the Millennium. They were absolutely hysterical
Few things: You should watch Would I Lie To You?, because it has one the smartest and angriest men on the planet, David Mitchell. Secondly, the joke about Nibbles is about a hamster that dies and is eaten for dinner, the joke about Spiderman in the bath is because spiders can't crawl out of baths, and I preemptively wrote this third clause expecting you to miss out on another joke.
Nibbles in Britain means Chips and dip etc. Help yourselves to Nibbles .... he was our favourite hamster but its what he would have wanted. God i love Frankie and Kevin Bridges. :D
I'm so glad you love Frankie man. He could also have used commas after all the words. Meaning the interviewee described themselves as a killer, and alien and also a vagina!
As a british lover of frankie boyle and dark humour it is so pleasing to me to see americans who get him because it's hard to understand him with his strong accent but he is sooooooo funny
In Austria, Hanz fritz built a dungeon under his house. Fathered children from his own daughter. Kept her prisoner for over twenty years. His wife didn't even know what was going on. Look it up.
Richard Hammond is one of the presenters of Top Gear and now Grand Tour. He crashed travelling at 288mph which lead to him suffering post-traumatic amnesia and severe memory loss which is often the butt of Frankies jokes.
Frankie has amazing politics, he is a truly moral person. You should check out some of his articles for The Guardian - you'll laugh and be impressed by his in depth examination of the issues.
Andy Parsons? he's not very funny, the only times he's been really funny is when he did that "And it's gold for Ireland!" joke during a Olympics Scenes topic, and when he went up to the mic and made faces just to maintain the laughter from someone else's killer joke
Things you wouldn't hear the royal family say. Frankie - "I, your queen, have not been well this year, my royal doctor has told me that I'm now so old, that my pussy is haunted". Best quote ever......
i always like the parts about "black holes" given that some ppl seem to think they are indeed holes when they are just sources of huge compressed matter, their solid as you can get, a giant mace can smash your head in np, just because you put the mace in space, paint it black so you cant see it, doesnt mean it still wont smash things to bits when smacking into it. Hitting a black hole "gravity well" just makes you go splat, there is no doorway to anywhere, i think we only get daft thinking like that entirely because people call them "holes", rather than "a giant solid chunk of stuff". but the hadron ending all life on earth, while bad, that would still be funny imho for people doing something with any minute chance of potential cataclysmic aftereffects.
17:15 so your solution to dealing with a black hole is the same as for not making Gremlins? I’ve seen a lot of ideas in sci-fi to stop a black hole but “don’t feed it after midnight” was never one of them!
@@RIfeynmanQED Its a joke influence from a girl named Lina Medina. She was the youngest women ever to have a child aged only 5 years and 7 months. So his joke is basically saying someone has impregnated a new born child. 🤮
As Brian Cox said when asked about the possibility of the LHC creating a black hole and destroying the planet..... "in technical language, that's bollocks".
Spiders can't get out of baths. The nibbles joke is a play on the fact that if you go to a dinner party you expect the host to have laid out some nibbles to keep you going til your starter, but that it's the name of the hamster.
The problem with not giving the black hole matter to consume is that our plane of the universe is made almost entirely of mass, so it is very difficult to ensure it has no acess to matter ( maybe a perfect vacuum, but that assumes a certain radius that is known that the blackhile can pull from)
The black holes that could theoretically have been created would evapourate in a planck's constant of time if memory serves, yeah. No idea if they created them or not, I don't think the detectors were high resolution enough.
I like that you know it's all a joke. Like the world trade centre one and the Heath Ledger joke. None of it is serious and people couldn't handle that so they eventually took Franky Boyle off MTW
Just to play the knowitall here: The black hole was never a danger to anyone. Because a black hole can only create the same gravitational pull the matter it was created out of would. So a grain of sand that is turned into a black hole would pull in exactly as much matter as every other grain of sand in the universe. Literaally everything AROUND the black hole would have a bigger gravitational pull than the black hole and everything would drift away even if it could move. Black holes usually have massive gravitational pull because they are made out of the matter of many stars. So they drag in everything around them as the stars would, bound together. To equate that with a microscopic black hole created out of a grain of sand is like saying we put all the money in the world on a heap and the heap would be in danger of ceasing to exist because we took out a cent piece.
"Help yourself to nibbles, he was our favourite hamster but it's what he would have wanted"
When at a dinner party, the "nibbles" are a selection of savoury snack like peanuts and small biscuits/crackers/cookies. The joke is that the family's dead hamster's name was Nibbles
Wait... Nibbles doesn't translate? Wtf America that's weird
I love that everyone starts laughing when Frankie gets 'Children' as a category, without him needing to say a word
Yes because you know the inevitable Paedophile or Pedophile as they say in America joke is coming
Even his co-panelists start crying with laughter, just on his track record.
I love that their humour became more brutal the longer he was on the show and continued after he left.
😂😂😂
I love how Russell always laughs so much when Frankie says something legendary
I saw Frankie on stage last week, he does a lot of harder stuff live than he ever does on TV.
Some of his more brutal stuff gets cut from his DVDs/online videos
His Netflix special has arguably his darkest joke
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I can guarantee there was something darker cut from it 😂
Am pretty sure he got banned of UK TV because I haven't seen him on anything in a while
*CartmanbraahNd6*
He was never officially banned.
They just rejected his ideas for programmes, turned down his comedy scripts (he began his comedy career as a comedy writer for Jimmy Carr and others) and made sure he wasn't invited onto chat shows.
They didn't have the balls to outright ban him.
This was back when Mock The Week was good.
I agree its turned into a typical BBC box ticking trump bashing anti brexit rant that just isn't funny
I agree, Frankie Boyle virtually carried the show I believe
Phil Pope even Frankie has turned full on SJW bbc propagandist to keep a healthy career. Sad.
@@pippo-1073 yes you're right I agree, sadly!
Phil Pope I was shocked when I visited his Twitter after I saw a tweet in something. I never imagined I would ever see Frankie prop up Greta Thunberg like a hero. He is not stupid enough to know what’s going on there with her. But then I remember all of his bbc shows he was given traveling Russia etc.
3:56 "Help yourself to nibbles (we're meant to think hors d'oeuvres). He (Nibbles) was our favorite hamster, but it's what he would've wanted..
I remember watching the execution of Saddam Hussein, set to Greendays 'Time Of Your Life'. UA-cam has changed a LOT.
Yeah. Now you'll get a copyright strike for using Greenday's song.
rippedgenes 😂
"Fritzl family" joke, look up Josef Fritzl, it's a VERY dark joke lol
As dark as the basement, I'd imagine.
Love seeing people react to comedy, adds a good level to it, like seeing things with other people.
In order to produce a black hole with a lifespan long enough for us to notice it (around 1 second) it would need to have a mass of about 1,000,000,000 metric ton. That's the mass of a cubic kilometer of water. Currently the most energetic collisions at the LHS is around 14 TeV which is around 2.243 x 10^-6 Joule. It's not a lot, but it is focused in an absolutely tiny point. That's not a mass though, but we know that E = MC^2; so 2.243 x 10^-6 Joule = M * C^2 2.243 x 10^-6 Joule/C^2 = M.
C^2 is ~3 x 10^9^2 = 3 x 10^18. 2.243 x 10^-6/3 x 10^18 ~ 10^-24 kg. That's the most massive black hole the LHC can create.
A black hole's life span is proportional to the cube its mass, and one with the mass of our sun will last ~10^66 years. This means we can calculate it as ((10^-24)^3 / (10^30)^3) * 10^66 years. That works out to 3.1556926 × 10^-89 seconds. The shortest timespan measurable by our known laws of physics is 5.39 × 10^−44 seconds (planck time unit).
We'd need a device that is insanely more powerful than the LHC (billions of billions of times) to even get to one that would have a life span of one planck time unit.
Long story short, no black holes were ever made at the LHV, as they wouldn't have time to exist.
sorry, can you repeat that????
@@jimcrozier3785 The LHC has about the same chance to create a black hole, as I do by snapping my fingers.
Not a clue what your talking about but u seem like a smart guy so I’ll just go along with it
Shanked
@@connorarmstrong354 thats how religion starts
Series 6 was the series I remember watching on T.V, and it still is my favourite.
Roughly, any of the episodes where Dennis, Boyle, Parsons and Howard were permanent regulars is pretty much guaranteed to be full of laughs
The Spider-Man joke is just about how you sometimes find spiders or various insects trapped in a bathtub, because they slip in and can't get purchase to climb out. Full bathtubs are more popular in the UK/Europe than in North America, I think, where people tend to just put shower stalls in bathrooms.
I've seen a couple of US reaction videos to Frankie Boyle in the last few days, and yours was by far the best!
I've seen these clips a hundred times, but seeing and hearing your reactions as someone from across the pond somehow breaths new life into it for me,
Cheers for sharing man, and all the best! 🙂👌🍻
Miss having Frankie and Russel on the show, they were so good
They've both got their own shows now; "The Russell Howard Hour" and "Frankie Boyle's New World Order". They're both comedic current event/political talk shows, mostly focused on the UK, but you don't need to know a lot to follow the entertainment.
Spiderman one is because Spiders have a hard time climbing on porcelain particularly if it's wet so it's very common for small house spiders to get stuck in a bathtub if they fall in.
Frankie Boyle is a comedy god 🏴
brilliant da vinci you will have to understand Scottish humour some of it you didn't get but you were true to yourself by saying you didn't get it keep going
Irish here and love your video you got a good grasp on the Scottish accent not many people can keep up and you definitely did liked and subscribed keep up the good work
By far my favourite reaction channel. Love ya man👍
'He's the Mayor of London simply because he was popular on a panel show'. Now he's the fucking Prime Minister.
I do love these reactions, and the videos themselves are always great. So many comedians, so little time.
Just found your channel and have subscribed, not often u find an American that gets our humour... Keep up the good work from the uk🇬🇧 ♥ 🇺🇸
Should look into some Never Mind the Buzzcocks stuff. Frankie is in there as well. Hosting and player as well as some well known musicians and people.
4:49
'Beware China'
He predicted Corona
its not hard to predict, SARS, bird flu, Ebola and now corona all came or were spreaded worldwide by china
@@theaces3697 ...SARS started in the USA; Ebola started in the Congo. What about MERS? You didn't mention that because it didn't support your fake news argument?
...and the origin of COVID-19 hasn't been established yet.
www.globalresearch.ca/coronavirus-covid-19-made-in-china-or-made-in-america/5706272
Maybe shove your racist shit up your arse?
@@eylonemuskson4177 Lol, anyone that's been paying attention from the start knows damn well it escaped from the lab in Wuhan. Enjoy your propaganda.
@@eylonemuskson4177 SARS did not start in the USA you are wrong.
@@PumpkinHoard You're an idiot. Virus's are natural, they are not created. Trump loves the uneducated. Virus's have been around for 100's of millions of years. The Spanish Flu, what they found out, started in Kentucky, was it created in a lab?
Hey bro great vid... Frankie boyle is one of the most controversial comedians in britain. But he's also one of the funniest..
Frankie Boyle predicted that Manchester City would buy Frank Lampard and I’ve only just realised.
Very good explanation why the black hole collapsed!
Rowan Atkinson also had another brilliant TV series, Blackadder, a comedy-costume drama from the Middle Ages onto the First World War, the last one was a movie for the Millennium. They were absolutely hysterical
Few things: You should watch Would I Lie To You?, because it has one the smartest and angriest men on the planet, David Mitchell. Secondly, the joke about Nibbles is about a hamster that dies and is eaten for dinner, the joke about Spiderman in the bath is because spiders can't crawl out of baths, and I preemptively wrote this third clause expecting you to miss out on another joke.
The joke about Nibbles is actually about how the hamsters is named after a British slang word for a small snack between main meals.
Give your brother my condolences
Sorry but David Mitchell isn't funny
@@JamesSmith-cm7sg funny you should say that, i think he is, mostly with angry logic
Love Frankie. Comody is so important. It is healthy to laugh at yourself. British humour is centred on that.
Nibbles is what we call snacks put out at dinner parties. Also the name of their hamster
The irony of the mayor of London from a panel show - he is now the actual Prime Minister :D
Nibbles in Britain means Chips and dip etc. Help yourselves to Nibbles .... he was our favourite hamster but its what he would have wanted. God i love Frankie and Kevin Bridges. :D
I'm so glad you love Frankie man. He could also have used commas after all the words. Meaning the interviewee described themselves as a killer, and alien and also a vagina!
I like the way for most of the jokes he seems to be able to guess the reference by piecing together the other info.
and even when he doesn't quite hear the joke he still grasps the punchline
As a british lover of frankie boyle and dark humour it is so pleasing to me to see americans who get him because it's hard to understand him with his strong accent but he is sooooooo funny
If you find yourself offended watching Frankie Boyle, good, that was what he intended.
In Austria, Hanz fritz built a dungeon under his house. Fathered children from his own daughter. Kept her prisoner for over twenty years. His wife didn't even know what was going on. Look it up.
The more I hear about that bloke...
I think you’ve got the name wrong.
Richard Hammond is one of the presenters of Top Gear and now Grand Tour. He crashed travelling at 288mph which lead to him suffering post-traumatic amnesia and severe memory loss which is often the butt of Frankies jokes.
Learnt more about black holes from Devon than ANY scientist
Glad you like our humour.
'help yourself to nibbles, he was our hamster, but it's what he would have wanted' bhahaha 😆.
Nibbles~ side plates of peanuts, etc..
Nice one man for the uploads. 11/10
Frankie has amazing politics, he is a truly moral person. You should check out some of his articles for The Guardian - you'll laugh and be impressed by his in depth examination of the issues.
The guardian?? The guardian is a politically correct leftist rag.
You're spot on with the blackhole
Frankie Boyle, laugh like you've never been loved, and, The last days of Sodom, are two of his live stand up shows
He was talking about Boris Johnson here before he became PM. 12:05
Frankie Boyle in 1 word Brutal
Some of these jokes went woooooosh
Spiders are often trapped in baths.
Thankyou, I laughed to be sure
I always felt sorry for that little bald mustache man who they never let have a turn 😂 😂
Andy Parsons? he's not very funny, the only times he's been really funny is when he did that "And it's gold for Ireland!" joke during a Olympics Scenes topic, and when he went up to the mic and made faces just to maintain the laughter from someone else's killer joke
The vegetarian joke around 4:15 is one of my favourites ever on this show
Fucking laughed hard at your dissection of 'killer alien vagina' 😂
Things you wouldn't hear the royal family say.
Frankie - "I, your queen, have not been well this year, my royal doctor has told me that I'm now so old, that my pussy is haunted".
Best quote ever......
God Frankie is the fucking best
Brilliant!
i always like the parts about "black holes" given that some ppl seem to think they are indeed holes when they are just sources of huge compressed matter, their solid as you can get, a giant mace can smash your head in np, just because you put the mace in space, paint it black so you cant see it, doesnt mean it still wont smash things to bits when smacking into it. Hitting a black hole "gravity well" just makes you go splat, there is no doorway to anywhere, i think we only get daft thinking like that entirely because people call them "holes", rather than "a giant solid chunk of stuff". but the hadron ending all life on earth, while bad, that would still be funny imho for people doing something with any minute chance of potential cataclysmic aftereffects.
17:15 so your solution to dealing with a black hole is the same as for not making Gremlins? I’ve seen a lot of ideas in sci-fi to stop a black hole but “don’t feed it after midnight” was never one of them!
True story When frankie appeared on mock the week they had to get lawyers to check if frankies answers were ok to air on tv
“You have the body half your age, growing inside your womb”. That’s just nasty.
It sounds nasty! Can you explain that joke to me please? I am not a native English speaker.
@@RIfeynmanQED Its a joke influence from a girl named Lina Medina. She was the youngest women ever to have a child aged only 5 years and 7 months. So his joke is basically saying someone has impregnated a new born child. 🤮
@@lichade2008 thanks very much Rich!
Joke about 9/11 ‘dayum’
Joke about the actor who plays the joker ‘that hurt’ 😂😂😂
As Brian Cox said when asked about the possibility of the LHC creating a black hole and destroying the planet.....
"in technical language, that's bollocks".
There used to be a video on utube of a guy barbecueing human body parts with other parts stacked in piles ... just like a market stall
FRANKIE BOYLE AND SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
Spiders can't get out of baths. The nibbles joke is a play on the fact that if you go to a dinner party you expect the host to have laid out some nibbles to keep you going til your starter, but that it's the name of the hamster.
I don't understand that joker joke
Nibbled was the hamster. Boyle is a god. New world order is excellent
Can’t believe you were able to understand Frankie, lots of Americans can’t, you should check out Russell’s good news stories
Songs of Praise is a choir group in Canterbury Cathedral.
Also, Richard Hammond is a notoriously shit driver on a show called “Top Gear”
Fritzll built a dungeon and kept his children down there, where he procreated with them... I know.. Right???
The problem with not giving the black hole matter to consume is that our plane of the universe is made almost entirely of mass, so it is very difficult to ensure it has no acess to matter ( maybe a perfect vacuum, but that assumes a certain radius that is known that the blackhile can pull from)
Sorry matter not mass
A surprisingly well educated yank, i am impressed
he better be, if he's gonna call himself a Renaissance Man
Fritzel was an Austrian who was discovered to have kept a girl prisoner/hidden in his basement for years and his family didn't know.
wasn't it his own daughter?
Yup. Hes a truly Sick bastard
4:10 That has to be the best one!
You can still see people dying on UA-cam. Budd Dwyer for one.
One of the most graphic things I've seen has been on UA-cam, about 3 or 4 years ago.
Nibbles is just a word for snacks.
Spider-Man is a superhero as you probably know it was just a play on words, spiders are sometimes found in bathtubs
u got him well big man fair play better reaction to other folk trying to understand lol
The hamster joke just meant that the hamster named nibbles was on the table to be eaten,
That guy you thought was bloated actually gave birth
you should watch the best mock the week moments, as there are other comedians on their who are also really funny
I how it take you a couple of seconds to get weird British references then go oh fuck and start laughing 😂😂🤣🤣
This is very tame for frankie. Look up his joke about Michael jacksons children's hospital 😅🏴
The black holes that could theoretically have been created would evapourate in a planck's constant of time if memory serves, yeah. No idea if they created them or not, I don't think the detectors were high resolution enough.
They didn't. All they got was a tonne of insanely interesting physics out of it (spot the physics student!)
Omg the reaction at 9:03 🤣🤣
Frankies autobiog audiobook MY SHIT LIFE SO FAR onUA-cam , well worth a listen . Check out Kevin Bridges another Scot and good friend of Frankie .
I like that you know it's all a joke. Like the world trade centre one and the Heath Ledger joke. None of it is serious and people couldn't handle that so they eventually took Franky Boyle off MTW
Just to play the knowitall here: The black hole was never a danger to anyone. Because a black hole can only create the same gravitational pull the matter it was created out of would. So a grain of sand that is turned into a black hole would pull in exactly as much matter as every other grain of sand in the universe. Literaally everything AROUND the black hole would have a bigger gravitational pull than the black hole and everything would drift away even if it could move. Black holes usually have massive gravitational pull because they are made out of the matter of many stars. So they drag in everything around them as the stars would, bound together. To equate that with a microscopic black hole created out of a grain of sand is like saying we put all the money in the world on a heap and the heap would be in danger of ceasing to exist because we took out a cent piece.
Good video bruva
Fritzl family: seriously, man, just...go look on Wikipedia. It's too horrible to describe.
Thoughts on black holes...Cool
Songs of praise is a religious programme.
Frankie for supreme leader :)
the fritzel family was aguy that locked his family in the basement and got his daughter pregnant. was a massive thing back a few years
Basically, a black hole is like a Gremlin.
Spiders get trapped in bath tubs.
That’s why they call them zippos.
Funny how he mentioned the China thing
The good old days, when the BBC was worth paying for.
He said Lemmings, those little furry creatures, supposed to throw themselves off cliffs..