I played Hitman 3 VR and this happened
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- I played Hitman 3 VR and this happened...
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Hitman VR but it’s not just men being hit, it’s the women and children too
Lmao
I hate it when he does that
@@adamhogan5442 its a neat trick
it's the only way to be a Kevin 😆🤣
@@adamhogan5442 Mhhhh hitting the club are we. Getting deathsticks am i
“I’m sorry I’ve just been a ball of anxiety since I got here”
I’ve never felt a bigger MOOD
My life in a nutshell
@@BonahPerson no
Def feel that vibe haha
Kevin playing Agent 47 as a socially awkward drug dealer having a panic attack at a party is peak 2021 energy.
@@AlqhemyA because some people only comment if they have something worthwhile to share. You are clearly not one of those people
😂 so much yes to this
@@johnvarley4561 woah how do you know my name
@@AlqhemyA
I know all things.
@@johnvarley4561 Jim, is that you?
Kevin playing Hitman VR is, basically, he testing his real life murdering techniques in a place where he can do them
where he can legally do them*
And failing miserably
And show to everybody.
Every video on this channel is just Kevin evolving his murdering skills before he tests them irl
Yes, this is the VR era. Gaming will peak when we get the Matrix tho
Kevin: “alright I’m looking for someone called ‘Olivia’”
Me: *sweating nervously*
Your name means olive
Name twins! 🤟
@@toddy1068 Name triplets!
@@rapogirl1391 fellow olivia! 🤗
@@toddy1068 *The Olivias proceeded to perish. The End.*
"It could be potentially fatal - YES!" Kevin summed up in one sentence.
"You are behaving improperly." This one also works.
@@starlittardis2049 D-did you just reply to yourself?
can't wait to see kevin hurting his hand!
That's mean
Lmao
Yeah I can't wait to
Lol
@@USSCYT but kinda funny
Kevin in Hitman 3 - Sophisticated, brutal professional.
Kevin in Hitman 3 VR - Psychotic, party animal six year old.
@Extant Fellow always has been, those gardeners never stood a chance
The only time I'll ever identify with agent 47, when Kevin's playing him as a clumsy anxious mess
"Hitman 3 VR but my anxiety is through the FECKIN' ROOF"
¨I could just play in the forest with a few dead bodies all day¨
why this doesn't surprise me
Logan Paul could be his cameraman
@@SolaireXP genius
I have a snake in my boot
Yas. I love feminists. Kevin is a king.
And hes bisexual!
A fecking legend indeed
he also has a great voice. he could do audiobooks for a living.
@Live Fast I hope he is :(
So if Kevin is nervous like he is in the club, he’ll just punch someone, makes sense
It's a great tip ... 🤣
Kevin knows best
Thats kevin
Maybe that's how he met Jacksepticeye
@@honeyk1581 yeah just punched him in the face lol
I thought that was just a normal anxiety reflex?
Kevin: complains about not being able to hear the guy
Me: nevermind not being able to hear the guy. I can't SEE shit 😂
Have you tried looking into a toilet? Perfect way to find shit👍!
Kevin a few years later: *scrawny fecking Jim Pickens*
Kevin now: *buff with big muscles and that yee yee ass haircut*
After years of evolution, it is now only a yee ass haircut
Lamar has approved this comment
"What if... I were the bartender?"
*Throat Punches*
This is why we love you lmao
Kevin hurt himself today, to see if he still feels
I'm actually surprised there wasn't a clip of that video, now that you mention it
He focused on the pain
@Steve Daxon So we could have it all
@@mbbgraphics1587 He shows it in one of him streams. Looks a little bad
@@tiegan7158 Yes, I think in the media share one. Not trying to be a dick, sorry
Kevin always manages to be wholesome, even whilst killing people for fun
That's kevin, alwaus killing them with wholesomeness.
Kevin’s actually breaking his addictions, and his hand it reaping the consequences
He’s breaking his addition and his hand
0:45: Kevin: *I don’t know what I’m doing!*
Everyone: Don’t lie. We all know that you are well-versed in the art of murder, Kevin. Don’t try to play innocent.
Literally 5 seconds later: *Kevin Kills*
Everyone: Yeah, yeah, that’s what I thought.
kevin is the only person who's voice instantly comforts me
@Gudam diddler "Mom pick me up, I'm scared"
@Gudam diddler man, that'd be terrifying...
Praise the dear leader!
“This is the closest I’ve gotten to a party in a year”
We know that’s a lie Kevin this is the closest you’ve been to a party ever
You didn’t have to kill him... :(
Kevo it's the party itself everywhere he go
This is the longest kevin has ever gone without giving in to his among us addiction
I hope he’s okay
He’s becoming sober
Good thing bc among us is poop.
Hello there
Among us is fairly dead
Kevin is the kind of person who would say "I'm not biased, I hate everyone equally."
hes been doing this long enough that he probably has said that at least once
He’s said something similar before
yep
He's biased against all life
"Call me Kevin"
"Hitman"
"VR"
This gotta be good
I hope Kevin doesn't actually punch people at random when he's anxious.
Imagine punching your crush before asking her out
@@anthonyfernandez82 Well thats why I don't like fighting drinks, hawaiian keeps punching me
Kevin playing someone paler than himself
Impossible.
I think they’re just the same person
they said it couldn't be done
@@runforitman they said it was designed for tanks
_"Why would you take me here to have a conversation?"_
What if he's not trying to converse with you Kevin? What if his whole plan all along was to just have a good night out with you?
Me: Leaves for 3 seconds to get a cookie and doesn't pause it
Also me: Arrives to see Kevin dancing with maracas and a sombrero
Also me:
Yeah that checks out
"Hatemen 3" Geez Kevin, you must be repressing a whole lot of anger.
"Turns out my VR headset fell off but I continued with the game, I have to take a small break from UA-cam for a bit to go to court for murder charges"
Kevin: “Ask about buying drugs” Allergy Pills!
Kids: Mom, I’m pretty sure the doctor is doing some illegal stuff with the pills I’m getting...
Last time I was this early Kevin didn't have brain damage from his headset
What was the damage from?
@@bauefrenchmen3126 getting hit by that car ofc
Day 1 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue
The Feck?
Nah hello kitty island adventure
please Kevin do this
My sister had the game on wii
The game isn’t funny bad. Just bad
I’m scared to see what happens considering what Kevin is like playing normal hitman
I liked the way that Kevin looked at his hand before beating that guard up
An awesome turtle has certified this video with a Turtle Badge of Approval.
I was just hoping for a “Murder on the Dancefloor” joke
Kevin: 'I could play with dead bodies in the forest all day long'
Oh nooooo, kevin, noooo
3:15
Agent 1: please sir i need you to
Agent 2: TAKE HIM DOOOOOOWN
imagine this irl
His name isn't Kevin he is just telling Kevin to call him
"hey there friends my name is kevin"
HES BEEN LYING TO US THIS WHOLE TIME D:
Why won't kevin call him already!
My world is rocked.
"I hate MAN" i see Jimanatha has come back
Don't let the gameplay fool you, Kevin's assassin skills rival that of Agent 47 himself
Kevin is the only person I know that could hurt himself in a virtual mosh pit 🤣🤣🤣
Kevin’s new addiction:
i hope so cause these videos are hilarious LMAO
You play Hitman in VR so good, please more of that
I still remember "THEY'RE ALL THE FECKING SAME"
Man, I never knew how much of a dangerous job being a youtuber was. Thanks Kevin for shedding light on this. You're such a brave person to do this everyday. God bless you
Even when I’m tired and depressed he still makes me laugh.
Hitman VR but he accurately portrays social anxiety
Who else misses the "today we're doing something a little but different" Phase😔
LMFAO That punch right at the beginning reminded me so much of Ryan George's "First guy to punch someone" video. The way you looked at your fist and then back at him. Priceless. lmfao
Day *250* of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
250! That's crazy!
I love how he says hello friends in his intro it makes me feel like his actual friend btw how are you
As soon I saw the title with "VR" and "Hitman" together I immediately went "Oh god..."
Same😅😂
Hitman VR: When you are a top notch Assassin but you can't leave the house
CallMeKevin: Plays Hitman VR.
Me: Kevin now has the ability to approach his enemies and kill more effectively through first-person. We are all in danger.
i hope kevin's hand recovers from his mosh pit experience
"why am i so tall?"
no kevin, you're just high.
Getting a Hitman 3 ad before this video was the most meta thing I've ever seen.
Hey kevin, I just wanted to let you know that you are amazing, and I'm so happy that I get to watch your videos, and you're doing an amazing job at making me laugh everyday, I hope you have amazing days! : )
:)
Hello friends
Hello there
@@dynodan9234 general kenobi!
That intro 😂👌🏼
100% yes to more Hitman!
In vr or normal, long as it’s you it’s fantastic haha.
Rip to your finger.
Day 69 of telling Kevin that he is tall, dark, and handsome 💜
(And thicc)
BONJOUR TURG
@@EatTheRich848 hello :)
@@EatTheRich848 je ne parle pas français sorry that joke wasn't good also you weren't talking to me
N I C E
hi turg my darling how are you today? i missed you!!
"I could just play in the forest with a few dead bodies all day if I'm being honest with you."
-Kevin 2021
suggestion; kevin kills everyone on the map, but in VR
6:12 a sentiment that becomes more relatable with every passing day.
I never thought 47 would sound so unnerving as a drug dealer.
"I'm really overwhelmed and scared!" That's my whole mood since the semester started yesterday
Being anxious, awkward, dropping stuff, and hurting yourself then pretending it's not a big deal at a party all sound too real
I love the freedom that the Hitman games give you in accomplishing your missions.
Now you’ve gotta do a killing everyone on the map in VR
1:54 even agent 47 is suffering from the untitled goose's wrath apparently
Hitman is just a big game of dress up
I have a nervewracking call with my uni prof later and Im watching this to laugh and calm my nerves, Thanks for being such a lovely entertainer for everyone, Kevin!
I’d say VR Hitman BUT only if you wear protective gear!
10:10 only time Kevin sounded legit pissed
Wait this isn’t Pokemon? I thought you said you were playing Hitmanlee
Please do more hitman VR it was so hilarious and I’ve been waiting for hitman VR and I’d love it to be a entire play through from my favorite UA-camr
Petition to change title to "I played vr hateman 3"
2:08 looks like dark viperau is in the same lobby as kevin😂
Call Me Kevin: Uploads.
Everyone: *Frantic big brain power energy summons in order to come up with a clever thing to say and comment*
Including me.
Damn!Your jokes are the funniest!I live in Kazakhstan and been watching you for about 2 years.Love your videos,keep it up!
"Who wants to start a mosh pit?"
And then gets a Boo Boo
12:08 It's not a frying pan, it's a "flying pan".
When I did vr for the first time I got tangled up in wires it was sad
If you are wondering, this mission is based on a real club in Berlin, called Berghain. It has the fame of being one of the most iconic techno clubs, and also one of the most difficult clubs to get inside, mainly for his main bouncer, Sven Marquard (his knockoff in-game appears at 2:29) who decides each day based on his criteria who can get in or out.
Kevin saying my guy instead of agent 47 makes me physically recoil.
Hitman in VR was literally created just so we could watch Kevin play it 😂
I think I prefer non-VR and I’d love to see more. I’d love to see more regardless of input choice.
The sound that made when he hit his hand. 9:06
Why does it say "access forbidden" in German next to the picture of a goose at 1:55 ... I need to know the story behind this
I went on to this video to watch it again because it's so entertaining. It started where I last left off, like youtube does, and I just hear kevin scream "THEY'RE ALL THE FECKIN' SAME!!!" at the top of his lungs🤣🤣🤣🤣!
Time stamp
@@SuperSlimshady1 10:09
@@Emil_Stoltz thx
@@SuperSlimshady1 Np, my guy:D!
Kevin: " I hate all men"
Me:" he has released his inner feminists"
This is the least original and least accurate joke about feminism. Please try being funnier.
@@unnameablename one i was talking about extreme feminists, the people who just hate men instead of being actual feminists and two that is your opinion. Seventeen people found it funny
@@sneakyboi5541 just saying, that’s an extreme minority. Also this joke is super overdone. I’ve literally seen it 10 other times today no exaggeration
@@unnameablename yeah i know it is common but people still find it funny regardless and i dont go out of my looking for them. Also there arent such an extreme minority as you think,the amount that i have accidentally stumble upon is concerning.
@@sneakyboi5541 really? The amount I’ve accidentally stumbled upon is like 5, ever.
I see why Kevin never goes to the club...Moshpit! 😂
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this was honestly a super fun video to watch, i'd love another hitman 3 vr video
Day 589 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
this guy did alot of entertaining videos like on gmod cityrp and now vr like wow keep it up dude
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Reply 4578 if you see this" "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series
Jesus f u ken christ
0:08 same Kevin same