【The Condesce】Poor Alternian Trolls - Lyrics
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- okAY SO I DIDN'T GET HER QUIRK RIGHT AND I FEEL STUPID BUT ITS MORE PLEASING TO THE EYE.
I stumbled across this song and I absolutely love it. uvu I loved the original, man and just asdfghjkl.
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I didn't sing this! The original artist's youtube can be found here:
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Terezi: TH1S SONG SM3LLS L1K3 F1SH AND B1TCH
Saychel Clarke :33
aradia: 0h snap
i dont like the conde2cenion at all
YEAH SHES KINDA A BITCH
+Saychel Clarke techniically 2he ii2 a total biitch
I feel bad for the psionic/helmsman. Not only did all his friends die or have to leave him, but he has to put up with this madwoman all the time. Talk about a poor Alternian troll.
Not to mention isn't it, like, super painful all the time for him? O.O I'm amazed he hasn't gone mad.
Wait he hasn't?
Hi I'm the original artist of this song! It would be nice if you sourced it or put a link to the original download/post or even just to the video on youtube!!
Done! uvu
your voice is beautiful!
You're singing is amazing and exactly what I'd guess for the Condesce!!
Oh gog, I love your voice, it is so pretty, and it's almost perfect for the Condesce! Thank you for making this, I love it! XUX
beautiful voice im overwhelemed
Even though I never listened to the song I could tell it was a parody of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" right when I heard the "poor alternian souls" line.
It's poor alternian trolls***
At start: Hey this is pretty good
Dialouge part: NO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO HIM CONDESCE WHY
EXACTLY MAN. IT BROKE MAH FEELS. ;-;
*IS CRYING ON THE INSIDE* DONT MENTION HIM MAN ITS MY TRIGGER......
Am I the only one that experienced physical pain when she mentioned Psiioniics "friend"? Because I did.
No, my friend did while I almost cried...
Glad to know I'm not the only one.
+Redonette Glasswing So are we..
+Redonette Glasswing I got physical pain and the urge to punch my computer screen through the wall....
no, I did to...
You can crush the rebellion... You can scatter us to the winds... You can destroy each and every last one of us, but know this your "highness"... You may have eternal life, but that just means you won't die... And there are a lot of people waiting for you to fall, all waiting for their chance at testing your immortality. Sleep tight Empress, because I'm coming for you.
W)(y wait. I'm already H--ER---E! )(A)(A)(A
)(her Imperious Condie Are you now? Is that supposed to frighten me?
Ventus Vanitas BuRrRrRuUuUnNnN
w)(ale haven't you finally grown a bulge to do this. you always )(umered me, now. since i am such a wonderful impress. i will go ----EASY for the wriggler.
)(her Imperious Condie This coming from a walking seafood dinner who has to rely on robots and fear to do her bidding. Speaking about the robots, your making them way to brittle, seriously, one punch and they become metallic salsa.
-questions the existence of a Homestuck Musical-
I was thinking the same... IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!
it was in canada and it's on youtue, it goes up to act 6 act 2 or 3
Zany Anee Labelle w h a t
i unliked this comment so i could like it again
when this is your head canon vriska voice.
Oh my god.Ow the pain....Psiioniic's little friend....oh gosh...
Does anyone else think of the Limeblood Purge or nah?
Very old comment, but yes
413 levels of perfection.
Me:*excited to hear this song*
Video:*plays Bob The Builder commercial*
Me: NO. NO. HELL NO *skips ad*
I got a pringles commercial and I just got so confused
I got a Sprite ad.
I got Lego movie 2, I feel the original commenters pain
im waiting for the day wheres its a grubhub ad. somewhere someplace some year theres gonna be a grubhub ad
....
*_GRUBHUB PERKS GIVE YOU DEALS.. THAT. MAKE. YOU. b o o g i e_*
hahaha i imagined an animation of this based off of the original song in the movie XD i think it's pretty good (if only i could animate lol)
Is it just me or does it sound like Jessie from team rocket XD
...I don't want to be anyfin like )(er...w)(y must s)(e be so cruel?
well little guppy, you gotta know somet)(in'. time doesn't )(eal everyt)(in'. make people bitter
but...t)(e psionic...you gave )(im a fate worse t)(an culling...you used )(im as a power source. Maybe t)(at was a little muc)(?
Feferi Peixes
Yes, t)(ough I do agree...I kept him ALIV-E for sweeps longer than he would of lasted anyways. T)(e ship blew up so maybe...he made it to live.
Maybe...
Feferi Peixes
Yes, maybe...key word
I see so many people talking about the "Psiioniics little friend" line, but I don't get it. I've the entirety of the comic, I just don't get it.
Signless/Sufferer
Bray Wright Thanks!
By far one of the best Broadway Homestuck songs I've heard, I definitely would like to hear more of the Condesce.
)(-ER-E W-E go again 38/
AK: It'$ 0k@y, Fef. I c@n't c0ntr0l my d@nce$t0r either. But, I d0n't re@lly need t0, $he'$ never re@lly @cted up...
:33
Its ok. I wont let )(er krill you.
(T-T) )( ---E(X-X) =
Feferi Peixes
feferi, y0ur ancest0r is abs0lutely TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY CHILDHOOD
Favorite villain song, beautiful villain voice. So much perfection!
I might be going crazy, but it sounds like Marceline from Adventure Time
puppycatbu g yes, yes it does, I was thinking more Evil princess Bublegum, Helmsman is Finn and so on
poor alternian mofos
I fucking love the Condesce!
*standing ovation*
+Terezi Pyrope *claps loudest*
It kills me when she talks to the Psiioniic.
Definitely headcannon Condesce's voice haha. Perfect :)
I found this Broadway Homestuck playlist, last time I listened to it, I skipped straight to uh.. **cough karkalicious caough cough cough** I never knew this awesome thing was here
sounds like something from disney
It is. It's based off of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid.
@@EmpressKaga r/woooosh
i just wooshed someone 6 years later
This song is awesome
gives me chills every time!! love it!!
1:40-1:44
I'm going to make a Condesce doll just so I can rip its head off. And then I'll put whatever is left of it in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it finally arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, I TELL YOU! GENIUS, I SAY!
Did you do it?
This is literally my favorite song ever
I think the condesce just needs a hug. :) I love this Vantastic song!!!!
I love this song as as I listened to it, the original played in my head.
i love this song ;)
Who's the "friend" of Psiioniic did Condesce mention?
Sufferer/ Signless
She's concocted BATTER ways XD XP
wow.
trolls really are crazy.
in a totally unironic way.
makes me glad that im not one.
omg i love this song even if i hat the condesce but i think i can like her now
O)( MY COD!
My anc-Estor is Scary! 38(
Its funny how your the Diciple. You a Cat not a Fish
yeah but gog doe2 2he have great rumble 2phere2
lololololo fef its okkk roxys gotchoa
*gotcha oopss
THIS IS PERFECTION
YAS B-EAUTIFUL I LOV-E YOU CONDY!
My god you are absolutely AMAZING!
Wow I love this her voice was amazing!! Very sassy and sweet and liek I wanted to do whatever she was saying
She doesn't sing these. She just makes the lyrics for everyone to see.
OMG I LOVE IT.I love all the homestuck songs .**
Devilia: l0ve the s0ng hAte the c0ndesce. Ally: like thiss ssong sso much ♠s well I like the condesce depending on my mood.
I LOVE THIS VERSION AND THE ORIGINAL!! OMG
this would be in homestuck the musical lol
Anybody else get shivers?
I love you. Your songs are amazing
omg ......just no words >.
This.is. PERFECT!
love this x3
This makes me glad I cosplay her! Oh its just too.much fun!!!
i love this so much! :D
Love that voice!!!
this song is definitely my favorite
This is sooooooooooooo fitting!!!
am... am i the only one who feels uncomfortable at this song but obliged to listen to it?
because i feel like i am...
]:D I love it!! Absolutely fabulous~
I feel kinda bad...
because I didn't feel that bad during this. I've actually been in so many 'Everyone dues' Fandoms now, I think of characters as 'poor alternian trolls' in a way, so its like being condy... and feeling a bit bad about it...
*dies
Late but uh someone should do be prepared with the felt and lord English
This actually is scary. amazing, but super scary and sad
This is amazing!!!! .n.
oh yeah ty roxy :)
I love her a little bit too much! xD
ThIs Is aWeSoMe
I just realized the original song, is by Ursula the Sea witch.
The irony is beautiful.
ii feel bad for my ance2tor......
i dont really care its still an amazing song. my poor psii psii though. i wish the batterwitch would stop tourturing him
Not available on mobile because of a copyright claim by UMG, who doesn't even own the original (Disney does). These frivolous DMCA takedowns are getting ridiculous.
would it be okay if i used this song for a gravitystuck video?
You should of lyriced the dialouge as well. ::::) Just suggesting.
SORRY, MY BITCH-O-METER IS BROKEN AT THE MOMENT DUE TO THE EXTREME WAVES OF DRAMA. LOOKS LIKE I CAN'T AVOID VRISKA NOW EITHER. DAMN IT!
leyna Lozano ayyyy, you know where the real song of this comes from? HEH? HEH? XD, HINT, we were accidently wearing the NEARLY same shirts... XD
and this reminded me about that XD
Requests:
Glub-A-Glub
What Is This Feeling - Calliope and Caliborn
Razzle Dazzle - Terezi Pyrope
THE LITTLE MERMAID GUYS THIS IS BASICALLY A COVER
CK: t13 bad, w3 ar3 a fun crowd, trust m3. But to 3ach his own, 3H?
subscribed ;)
o-o oh jegus. i can't believe thats fef!
it isn't, it's Meenah (well, post Scratch known as the Empress, or Her Imperial Condescension)
lol ik that now, just got caught up to that x3 god i feel embarrassed now.
So basically 0nce y0ur nine sweeps 0ld y0u're exiled...But what ab0ut the C0ndesce? It's n0t fair that 0nce shes nine sweeps 0ld shes n0t exiled n0w is it?
Um what do you mean Feferi? -confusion- This is the Condesce her ancestor :o...
1/4 of views gave a like, not bad.
mistake K-ETC) (UP blood
Damn why is so wicked. What made her blood so dark pink.
yes x3
I'm so scared
The Condesce :33
The black queen in the new session.
ursula's song from the little mermaid
omg poor unfortunate souls
Can you do The Condescension song?? It is AW--ESOME!!!!!!!!!
This is better than the original!
sadly in troll society i would be banished, and probibly dead
do more eridan !!
-_-
Headcanons EVERYWHERE
Feferi: M-My ancestor kills, I am as(-)med to be (-)er decendent
The Condense, Shes the Black queen