ARMY RP but I ruin everything

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  • @CallMeKevin
    @CallMeKevin  6 років тому +3940

    Really happy you seem to be enjoying this one a lot, I was excited to upload it. Stay tuned for part 2! Or else.

    • @shian2724
      @shian2724 6 років тому +4

      Call Me Kevin I love your videos Kevin!
      Always cheering my day, thanks 💝

    • @LeggyRevvy
      @LeggyRevvy 6 років тому +3

      Or else?

    • @slashhy-7507
      @slashhy-7507 6 років тому +23

      Now now no need for threats on my nice Christian server

    • @eggbilly69
      @eggbilly69 6 років тому +4

      SirYiffAlot don't question him!

    • @slashhy-7507
      @slashhy-7507 6 років тому +2

      Sheldon Zeltner you'll never catch me alive!

  • @ella7286
    @ella7286 6 років тому +2134

    ‘I survived the helicopter crash’ IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 3 HOURS AT THIS
    the idea that THAT was this guys first impression of this server just gets me

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 6 років тому +155

      I love how he wears it like a badge of honor. Pvt Mayo is a great side character xD *salutes with a boner*

  • @ninja34744
    @ninja34744 5 років тому +6947

    I feel so sorry for poor Danny. He's not like the other "serious" players who just have a rod up their arse, he's actually trying to work *with* Kevin instead of against him. Congrats on your new rank buddy!

    • @SepuLtera-b3x
      @SepuLtera-b3x 5 років тому +42

      Well its full name is serius military role play so

    • @cl-kb7xy
      @cl-kb7xy 5 років тому +96

      @@ninja34744 Except if you were constantly acting like a clown stepping out of line etc, then your commanding officer would act like Danny or probably even worse.

    • @ナフィズロイ
      @ナフィズロイ 4 роки тому +8

      @@cl-kb7xy ok lol

    • @rstar3457
      @rstar3457 4 роки тому +12

      @@ninja34744 yeah I started milsim om arms 3 a few weeks ago and we're complete nutcases

    • @e.d.1642
      @e.d.1642 4 роки тому +24

      Honestly I think Kevin owes him a drink

  • @pixel_cherry
    @pixel_cherry 5 років тому +7420

    I miss Danny. He's my all-time favorite RP sidekick. He's a perfect fit for Kevin's shit: He's serious but he rolls with Kevin's shit sometimes.

    • @SessVlogs
      @SessVlogs 5 років тому +226

      Joe Fudge is probably my favourite, especially as CDD, but Danny is a close second.

    • @Xiaara_Quala
      @Xiaara_Quala 5 років тому +236

      How can he be above seven tails. Don't get me wrong Danny is great but he aint no seven tails.

    • @pimp3732
      @pimp3732 5 років тому +124

      What about movie voice

    • @D.Records
      @D.Records 5 років тому +75

      Don't forget that mafia dude from Harry Potter RP he was cool

    • @Zukoiu
      @Zukoiu 4 роки тому +82

      It's called marriage. He has no other choice. Danny vowed to forever love Kevin no matter what happens. Hats off to Danny. A real gentleman.

  • @DaiZenKarl
    @DaiZenKarl 6 років тому +3225

    "I survived the helicopter crash"
    -recruit Mayo
    I died at that part

  • @brutusbrown7778
    @brutusbrown7778 6 років тому +3587

    "If you're going to be odd with me I'm going to get even."
    "Alright, you got me there."
    LMAO

    • @MEGABUMSTENCH
      @MEGABUMSTENCH 6 років тому +30

      and then he just gets on with it lol

    • @stephanietadajewski5854
      @stephanietadajewski5854 6 років тому +18

      Top 10 comebacks of all time lol

    • @adammcmillen4462
      @adammcmillen4462 6 років тому +7

      It was perfect lol

    • @thewizard5306
      @thewizard5306 6 років тому +7

      And your getting odd with me for no reason.

    • @mysticxl3gend999
      @mysticxl3gend999 6 років тому +2

      I CRIED AFTER THAT! (cried meaning laughed so hard I cried) XDDDD LOLOLOLOLOL LMFAO!

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 6 років тому +2033

    It's the fact the commander is in on it and Danny is getting so confused and angry 😂

    • @vit968
      @vit968 6 років тому +202

      *Danny got betrayed by his only superior officer he could trust.*

  • @zrmarvin6217
    @zrmarvin6217 4 роки тому +2774

    Danny’s accent makes this 100x better it makes him sound so much angrier than he would with any other accent

    • @gabrielthefallen
      @gabrielthefallen 3 роки тому +35

      If he was german I’m sure it could be😂

    • @jamasa007
      @jamasa007 3 роки тому +8

      He has an accent?

    • @mitzo4526
      @mitzo4526 3 роки тому +59

      @@jamasa007 he has a slight British

    • @Oversneeze
      @Oversneeze 3 роки тому +6

      Hes British I belive

    • @microwavedforks
      @microwavedforks 3 роки тому +109

      @@mitzo4526 A slight british, lmao? You’re talking about it like its a sickness.

  • @megand1609
    @megand1609 6 років тому +8853

    danny is trying so hard, he sounds like a very stressed father of 100

  • @kedkos7417
    @kedkos7417 6 років тому +3159

    Danny sounded so sad when he got demoted

    • @lowochi
      @lowochi 6 років тому +99

      Ofc he was. Everything he had worked for got demolished xd

    • @througheverything
      @througheverything 6 років тому +12

      Competine - Lea “Worked for”

    • @bookim40
      @bookim40 5 років тому +61

      @@througheverything what? This is an rp server so yes he probably worked for his position

  • @marckelly7305
    @marckelly7305 6 років тому +4902

    "I'm not a captain, I'm a general"
    "okay lieutenant"
    "GENERAL!"
    "Yes, I am the general"
    I lost my shit at this

    • @Karou812
      @Karou812 6 років тому +2

      Same

    • @revfuryfoxfive1857
      @revfuryfoxfive1857 6 років тому +117

      Well in general we're both generals.

    • @Chiefbigcorn
      @Chiefbigcorn 6 років тому +4

      Goddamn it man! You got 666 liked. I wanna like but I don't wanna ruin the number

    • @marlinazul7786
      @marlinazul7786 6 років тому

      I just died

    • @butthole9580
      @butthole9580 5 років тому

      john smith right me too

  • @AtlasNL
    @AtlasNL 4 роки тому +1326

    This video is simply a masterpiece. The way that Danny walks up to the podium when promotions are mentioned and then got called down was hilarious

    • @fth1932
      @fth1932 3 роки тому +36

      that scene really looks scripted man

    • @Milk_Bag67
      @Milk_Bag67 3 роки тому +25

      @@fth1932 well it is called rp

  • @No__Chance
    @No__Chance 3 роки тому +3812

    It’s a cult tradition to watch the downfall of Danny every once in a while

  • @MrMrrome
    @MrMrrome 6 років тому +1810

    "Don't even, don't even."
    "If you keep getting odd with me I'm gonna get even"
    Well done, sir well done

    • @phleXcss
      @phleXcss 6 років тому +132

      "Okay you've got me there" haha I teared up even good ol' Danny thought it was perfect

    • @falllenshadow
      @falllenshadow 6 років тому +3

      Byoutiful

  • @ella7286
    @ella7286 6 років тому +3814

    How can Danny say ‘thiccboi’ so seriously

    • @cianmac3934
      @cianmac3934 6 років тому +242

      I M M E R S I O N

    • @hunter5566
      @hunter5566 6 років тому +121

      Its garrys mod. When you staff on servers you get used to stupid names.

  • @ladyofrillwater
    @ladyofrillwater 6 років тому +5180

    I've never loved a man as much as I have loved Danny.

  • @patricksutcliffe-hill6178
    @patricksutcliffe-hill6178 6 років тому +8594

    How many hours did Danny spend getting that role.
    All we know is that it took 10 minutes for Kevin to get him demoted

    • @bobsempletank5362
      @bobsempletank5362 5 років тому +137

      Hello fello face stormtrooper

    • @kevin2714
      @kevin2714 5 років тому +249

      Mr Anderson Yep, and Kevin jumped from Lance Cpl to General just like that

    • @noobo7694
      @noobo7694 5 років тому +81

      Doesnt normally take any time to get a CMD role if you get on servers early in development and apply...

    • @nutmeg9005
      @nutmeg9005 5 років тому +194

      Mr Anderson i hope danny got his rank back after that

    • @Kalina47
      @Kalina47 5 років тому +143

      Mr Anderson They probably gave him his rank back afterwards, though.

  • @MoonV29
    @MoonV29 6 років тому +854

    Poor Danny. He came back from a very tiring day of working retail and hoping the RP will take him away from his problems and exhaustion. Then he met Thiccboi.
    XD

  • @the_one_titan
    @the_one_titan 5 років тому +752

    "Whatever you do, do not take off."
    "I'm sorry I can't hear you over the engines!"
    "WHY WHY!"
    I lost my lungs

  • @EZgluttonyy
    @EZgluttonyy 6 років тому +2844

    Danny and Kevin make such a great couple, don't they

    • @absolutemadladette
      @absolutemadladette 6 років тому +50

      *yes*

    • @DaOttah
      @DaOttah 5 років тому +29

      yeas

    • @mahougesu170
      @mahougesu170 5 років тому +63

      Call Me Danny, it's a ship

    • @ogfloatzel4025
      @ogfloatzel4025 5 років тому +18

      Ehhh I'm more for Kevin x Movievoice

    • @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116
      @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116 5 років тому +23

      Mayo Danny Kev combo is the best it’s like they are taking care of their wild son who is still learning. Beautiful military family ☺️

  • @PsychShrew
    @PsychShrew 6 років тому +7477

    "Don't even, just don't even, just don't even."
    "I WILL even!"
    "Just don't even!"
    "Well if you're gonna get odd I'm gonna get even, and you're getting odd with me, for no reason."
    "Okay, you've got me there"

    • @vit968
      @vit968 6 років тому +1076

      *Danny's first mistake was to start accepting Kevin's logic.*

    • @sarahc1930
      @sarahc1930 5 років тому +85

      I just read ur comment while they were saying the same thing in the video😂

    • @jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068
      @jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068 5 років тому +11

      Who were the ten little shits that ruined 420 😑

    • @shawnd9714
      @shawnd9714 5 років тому +22

      Psychic Sandshrew that part really killed me lmao

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 5 років тому +12

      was looking for this comment :'D

  • @Paddyboro
    @Paddyboro 6 років тому +940

    When he killed Danny, I laughed until I was nearly sick, the fact that it was actually by accident instead of you fragging him is comedy gold.

  • @arthurdayne8029
    @arthurdayne8029 5 років тому +464

    On an helicopter:
    People screaming. It’s pure chaos
    “I THINK WE’RE UPSIDE DOWN!”

  • @FenixFlame
    @FenixFlame 6 років тому +10792

    I almost feel bad for Danny.
    *Almost*

    • @Lajnus
      @Lajnus 6 років тому +316

      Haha, you feel for poor Danny and his frustration. But still not quite.

    • @lavaleader3455
      @lavaleader3455 6 років тому +276

      Yes. He is on the brink of acknowledging Danny's quite unfortunate circumstance, although he still does not feel too much remorse for him.

    • @donaldduck4526
      @donaldduck4526 6 років тому +9

      You and me both man, you and me both.

    • @SlashProducts
      @SlashProducts 6 років тому +174

      I never feel bad for people like Danny who can somehow only do ultra serious rp and never take a joke.

    • @donaldduck4526
      @donaldduck4526 6 років тому +26

      Jolly Potato that is called "no life". Or just shitty life.

  • @Mellonychan
    @Mellonychan 6 років тому +2886

    lost it when Danny screamed "I'M GENERALLY PISSED"

    • @rkt7414
      @rkt7414 5 років тому +106

      He said "genuinely"

    • @ravecentral7667
      @ravecentral7667 5 років тому +31

      You saying this because he was general

    • @FinlaySG
      @FinlaySG 4 роки тому +11

      But he's only a captain so he's just 'ly pissed'

    • @isaac5532
      @isaac5532 4 роки тому +9

      @@FinlaySG oh, I was led to believe he was lieutenant

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 4 роки тому +19

      @@isaac5532 lieutenantly pissed

  • @thealmightyspank5126
    @thealmightyspank5126 6 років тому +769

    Do you know anything about helicopters?
    I survived the crash.

  • @nobodynone4778
    @nobodynone4778 5 років тому +2498

    " Do you know much about helicopters already?"
    "I survived the helicopter crash"
    "Well you're already better than Danny"
    And thats when I lost it

    • @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116
      @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116 5 років тому +40

      Nobody Here lol Mayo Danny Kev combo is the best it’s like they are taking care of their wild son

  • @hampusheh
    @hampusheh 5 років тому +6502

    Danny doesn't get enough cred, he's half the video. Yes, Kevin is hilarious as always, but without funny antagonists/side-kicks, the videos never turn out as good.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 років тому +75

      Hampus Byström Proper comedy at its finest

    • @huckthatdish
      @huckthatdish 5 років тому +157

      Hampus Byström every comedy act needs a straight man.

    • @Marnarabyss
      @Marnarabyss 5 років тому +45

      Danny was a great addition to this video.

    • @theufua
      @theufua 5 років тому +131

      I feel like calling Danny antagonist is a misnomer here.
      Kevin is the antagonist, because he is antagonizing everyone

    • @loveless8241
      @loveless8241 5 років тому +6

      Ah yes, like Seven_Tails guy in the HP RP.

  • @eliseblair5228
    @eliseblair5228 6 років тому +2461

    The best troll ever. No cruel things. Just plain trolling. The best.

    • @StefKRah
      @StefKRah 6 років тому +13

      he's good , but danielfromsl is better

    • @eliseblair5228
      @eliseblair5228 6 років тому +91

      Hawkman not necessarily 😊! Theres a difference between irritating someone and physically harming them like some of these UA-camrs do. Kevin is literally just acting dumb

    • @eliseblair5228
      @eliseblair5228 6 років тому +44

      Hawkman well I enjoy Kevins videos and the reason he doesn’t harm anyone in the process of entertainment 😊. Thats fine if you prefer the nastier type of trolls. We all have different opinions!

    • @eliseblair5228
      @eliseblair5228 6 років тому +27

      Hawkman agree to disagree

    • @eliseblair5228
      @eliseblair5228 6 років тому +26

      Hawkman yeah alright I got it the first time 😂

  • @Feck_Boi
    @Feck_Boi 6 років тому +6385

    *I say Kevin for the leader of Ireland's army*

    • @OhJeebs
      @OhJeebs 6 років тому +16

      Pump it Louder Agreed

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 6 років тому +37

      KEVIN FOR TAOISEACH!

    • @chip9649
      @chip9649 6 років тому +94

      Leader of the IRA

    • @ArrnorF
      @ArrnorF 6 років тому +5

      no canadas army he would be good commanding thouse snowmans with aks

    • @Feck_Boi
      @Feck_Boi 6 років тому +5

      Sean O'Connell *Really? Well Feck*

  • @Bucky123100
    @Bucky123100 4 роки тому +849

    From my personal experience as a 19k in the army, the way Danny talks to Kevin is actually pretty accurate to how your leadership talks to you, not gonna lie

  • @toastedcheese
    @toastedcheese 6 років тому +8126

    can we start a gofundme for dannys therapy

    • @uvbe
      @uvbe 5 років тому +57

      Seriously xD

    • @Gooner333333333
      @Gooner333333333 5 років тому +201

      I almost felt sorry for him at some points

    • @robertyandall
      @robertyandall 5 років тому +38

      What about mayo

    • @robertyandall
      @robertyandall 5 років тому +13

      Im saying what about mayo cuz im mayo rs im not even playing

    • @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116
      @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116 5 років тому +18

      Robert Yandall yes Mayo aswell. Mayo Danny Kev combo is the best it’s like they are taking care of their wild son who is still learning. Beautiful military family ☺️

  • @camerono.3183
    @camerono.3183 6 років тому +907

    Imagine working all day in your job, be it retail/bartending/waiting tables/ect and you try to relax with some RP with your friends, and then Call Me Kevin is the guy you get in your game as a partner.

    • @ericwollert6631
      @ericwollert6631 6 років тому +86

      Ichronic Pain id be overjoyed this guy is funny as hell!! HAVE A GREAT DAY

    • @mr.meeseeks5127
      @mr.meeseeks5127 6 років тому +74

      I would immediately recognize his voice, but I wouldn't give away the fact that I knew who he was. Then as he trolled me I would troll him twice as hard back. It would be legendary.

    • @volgax3646
      @volgax3646 6 років тому +4

      Ichronic Pain I’d love that

    • @Thiccubus
      @Thiccubus 6 років тому +13

      I would immediately 'convert', and begin to assist in the destruction of all immersion. Or just make things really weird in the immersion.

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 6 років тому +14

      I honestly think it would be much more fun to do this than to RP

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 6 років тому +233

    "Did you somehow get trained or did you get this rank mysteriously?"
    Yes

  • @NathanRW
    @NathanRW 5 років тому +743

    Seems like Danny actually has a pretty good sense of humor compared to most of these troll RP videos I see lol

  • @Strategic_Warlord
    @Strategic_Warlord 6 років тому +744

    Danny was not prepared for your level of wordplay!

  • @aj_thephenom485
    @aj_thephenom485 6 років тому +363

    “Come on let’s fly this baby”
    “That’s a car”.
    😂😂😂

  • @gabrielegenota1480
    @gabrielegenota1480 6 років тому +475

    Please tell me that Danny has a channel. He deserves much more than this

  • @Burgerplayer3920
    @Burgerplayer3920 5 років тому +1070

    Kevin: Danny started it!
    Danny: **angry British ''SHUTUP!''**
    7:08

    • @LILCURTTT
      @LILCURTTT 4 роки тому +46

      the “ it wasnt me ): “ after😂

  • @3rdJan
    @3rdJan 6 років тому +233

    What a ride, wow
    Poor Danny, suffering for entertainment. What a hero.

  • @MrWobbles
    @MrWobbles 6 років тому +1965

    hahahah just fly STRAIGHT

    • @galiodart3673
      @galiodart3673 6 років тому +6

      Holy shit its Wobbles! How's the Beatbox going? :D

    • @stevencigar9897
      @stevencigar9897 6 років тому

      hey wobbles! love you man

    • @piguy222
      @piguy222 6 років тому +1

      DUDE, thats like asking me to eat a broom whole, its really hard but it probably can be done by someone.

    • @null5697
      @null5697 6 років тому +1

      im gay though :(

    • @gr33nytherevengemaster26
      @gr33nytherevengemaster26 6 років тому

      wow 666 likes

  • @drewgorey5900
    @drewgorey5900 5 років тому +154

    this is genuine comedic gold. every event builds off of each other and Danny's complete inability to see you are taking the piss is hilarious.

  • @Lolpy.
    @Lolpy. 6 років тому +588

    Man Kevin and Danny would make a perfect buddy cop film.
    Er buddy soldier film...

    • @Chaotic_Club
      @Chaotic_Club 5 років тому +5

      I Agree with you, great leader

  • @aspen-rose
    @aspen-rose 6 років тому +1089

    i wanna make characters based off of kevin and danny
    the goofy jokester soldier and the serious short tempered general
    the two always get in trouble and the soldier always finds a way to get the general in trouble instead of him

    • @mahougesu170
      @mahougesu170 5 років тому +111

      I honestly find Kevin's stories in games inspiring at times

    • @verschlimm
      @verschlimm 5 років тому +36

      just watch red vs blue. it’s got characters quite like that (caboose and church) lol

    • @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116
      @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116 5 років тому +7

      I would read it, please tell me you have one written 😚

    • @fr0gson728
      @fr0gson728 4 роки тому +14

      It's been a year, is the sitcom ready yet?

    • @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg
      @ThomasJefferson-xc8wg 4 роки тому +2

      is it readyy yet

  • @tommeakin1732
    @tommeakin1732 6 років тому +580

    5:25 The timing of that explosion had me laughing so much

    • @shabopshebop131
      @shabopshebop131 6 років тому +3

      Tom Meakin im dyiingg

    • @LunaVRC295
      @LunaVRC295 6 років тому +1

      I died so hard at that

    • @Nognamogo
      @Nognamogo 6 років тому +1

      dat nugga IM GENUINELY PISSED!

    • @Mystiverv
      @Mystiverv 6 років тому +1

      I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid minute

  • @johnarts5942
    @johnarts5942 4 роки тому +3997

    I like how Danny goes with Kevin’s shit and he doesn’t say “fail rp” he just role plays with what’s going on like an actual good realistic role player
    Edit: *monkey noises*

    • @nousername34
      @nousername34 4 роки тому +122

      @@mattia4165 Danny didn't make up the ranks

    • @MrJakePaddy
      @MrJakePaddy 4 роки тому +107

      @@mattia4165 because that's how devoted he really is

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 роки тому +155

      @@mattia4165 It's almost like the videogame is a videogame and shouldn't be expected to be 100% accurate though lol

    • @zertexx9124
      @zertexx9124 4 роки тому +49

      @@mattia4165 The game doesn't have to be the same as irl so whats your problem? Its just a game I know lot of games that are army rp and are not based on reality.

    • @statingtheobvious8119
      @statingtheobvious8119 4 роки тому +49

      @@mattia4165 I think you are taking this too seriously. You sound just a bit triggered

  • @kylefitz.2639
    @kylefitz.2639 6 років тому +192

    Famous last words:
    _"I think we're upside down"_
    -Kevin 2018
    Rest In Peace

  • @C0dey7703
    @C0dey7703 6 років тому +726

    “I will be handing out promotions to ugh “thiccboi”, Not you go away Kevin.”

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 6 років тому +11

      it's *not you get back on line, you're GENERAL you can't get promoted

  • @JustTheWarning
    @JustTheWarning 6 років тому +163

    I love that they let you do this instead of being stuck up their own asses in the RP lmao. I wonder if they had some sort of dislike for that dude already...

    • @marsproductions1
      @marsproductions1 6 років тому +73

      Seems like maybe he was already quick to temper and this is the upper staff teaching him a lesson in humility. Or just a practical joke.

    • @HolyTurtleOfDoom
      @HolyTurtleOfDoom 6 років тому +61

      Nah Danny actually seems alright.
      He's just one of those people that make for a hilarious video. You have the bumbling idiot and the soldier. If Danny went along with it and thought it all was a big joke this video would be boring.

    • @velveteenrabbits6040
      @velveteenrabbits6040 6 років тому +20

      You always have to have the straight guy, that takes everything to seriously.

    • @armandpeanutspinou3430
      @armandpeanutspinou3430 6 років тому +16

      I understand him a little, I mean the guy probably played on this server for several hundreds of hours to be a general. And now he's back to private because another guy was goofing around. On top of everything the goof takes his rank. Every single one of us would be a little pissed off. Of course he got a little too emotionnal when he started screaming and everything he could just have talked to the commander in private to explain the situation or something but where's the fun in that.

  • @ramal5708
    @ramal5708 3 роки тому +45

    1:50 "GO LAND GO LAND"
    4:38 "Let's get closer to our mikes"
    5:35 "I generally pissed"
    6:31 "omg I can't explain my frustration right now"
    8:24 "STAY THERE"
    Danny lol

  • @SessVlogs
    @SessVlogs 6 років тому +150

    “I’ll spawn a helicopter for you, buddyyyyyy”
    God that killed me!

  • @poppysilver
    @poppysilver 6 років тому +922

    These videos always remind me of "how to annoy"

    • @AIdanWiederhold
      @AIdanWiederhold 6 років тому +17

      Kevin was the guy who made those videos.

    • @jordanbarrett7754
      @jordanbarrett7754 6 років тому +10

      Most likely because he made that series.

    • @gordonramsdale
      @gordonramsdale 6 років тому +21

      Most likely because this was clearly a joke.

    • @BagThatYT
      @BagThatYT 6 років тому +1

      no shit

    • @dearleader6789
      @dearleader6789 6 років тому +4

      How to annoy: make a joke people take seriously. Looks like you passed

  • @laurenc8813
    @laurenc8813 6 років тому +1323

    Do more RP videos I love these!

  • @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag
    @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag 4 роки тому +174

    Poor Danny,he was just trying to rp,now he's scared for the rest of his life and he will never enter an army rp server ever again

  • @Dawlatul-Cringe
    @Dawlatul-Cringe 6 років тому +3788

    I hope Danny he got promoted after that.

    • @samski500
      @samski500 6 років тому +72

      Ah yes, promoted, from General to what exactly?

    • @Dawlatul-Cringe
      @Dawlatul-Cringe 6 років тому +238

      @@samski500 Promoted back into general genius :p

    • @samski500
      @samski500 6 років тому +52

      Well Yeah, it would be kind of a bitch move not to lmao

    • @hardface80
      @hardface80 6 років тому +11

      Mighty Walrusss master general

    • @Solaire_of_Astora_AoE
      @Solaire_of_Astora_AoE 6 років тому +15

      General ranks promote to Field Marshal in the UK Armed Forces, though the RAF has never had one.

  • @LEWZR
    @LEWZR 6 років тому +310

    I M G E N U I N E L Y P I S S E D

  • @datsunalzheimer
    @datsunalzheimer 6 років тому +409

    "IM GENUINELY PISSED!!"

    • @unixerse297
      @unixerse297 5 років тому +10

      *general - lly pissed

    • @priesty1234
      @priesty1234 5 років тому +1

      Sookie genuinely*

    • @crossroads1014
      @crossroads1014 5 років тому +4

      r/wooosh

    • @user-jj7uc9gg7b
      @user-jj7uc9gg7b 5 років тому +3

      xsarahxrichx xsarahxrichx That joke flew over your head faster than Kevin's heli crashing to the ground.

    • @cloud__district
      @cloud__district 5 років тому

      Just thought I would get you to 400 likes

  • @shil4720
    @shil4720 5 років тому +432

    "Just don't even."
    "I will even!"
    "No, DON'T even!"
    This is like an actual comedy routine, jeez.

    • @ravencg7709
      @ravencg7709 4 роки тому +45

      “Well you’re getting odd with me so I’m getting even!”
      “Can’t argue with that”

  • @dialamx1
    @dialamx1 6 років тому +157

    When you crashed the heli, and it exploded on Danny, I was choking from laughter. More RP server heads need to let you run free and be in on the jokes, because that was comedy gold.

  • @studman1169
    @studman1169 6 років тому +120

    This whole video was like a comedy show from the 90's

  • @z6ndra
    @z6ndra 6 років тому +591

    *IM GENUINLEY PISSED*

    • @h2oallegation
      @h2oallegation 6 років тому +6

      Zendra the return to base part had me dying for a couple minutes XD

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 6 років тому

      STAY THERE!!!

    • @vauxra
      @vauxra 6 років тому

      *im generally pissed.*

    • @TheKingdomHeartsAxel
      @TheKingdomHeartsAxel 6 років тому

      versus specifically pissed?

  • @nothingman7163
    @nothingman7163 3 роки тому +19

    This still remains among the best arcs in the CallMeKevin Manga; the character development of Danny from upstanding RAF Lieutenant to a Wartorn Veteran struggling between Stockholm Syndrome / Pure Loyalty to Rank and seeing the discourse between what is and should be. Truly masterfully written and illustrated in this anime adaptation.

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 6 років тому +184

    Don't worry Kevin, I also ruin everything and I'm not even RP'ing

    • @jralph920
      @jralph920 6 років тому

      PublicTransportationBelgium lolololol

  • @asuko2012
    @asuko2012 6 років тому +235

    Most accurate depiction of the military

    • @bannanagaming434
      @bannanagaming434 5 років тому +13

      LogicalSense r/woooosh

    • @kyros2714
      @kyros2714 5 років тому +4

      @LogicalSense r\woooosh

    • @jamesglovecrazy
      @jamesglovecrazy 5 років тому +5

      LogicalSense You’re so fucking butthurt, I saw you in another comment expressing how much of an asshat you are.

    • @paulmarine5055
      @paulmarine5055 5 років тому

      @LogicalSense fuck you

    • @djcrazythomashulks
      @djcrazythomashulks 5 років тому +1

      @LogicalSense i've served in the RAF and asuk02012 is correct

  • @robinl4975
    @robinl4975 5 років тому +128

    That ”it wasn’t meee” line from Danny was amazig, you could hear the frustration in his voice xD

  • @naveenonpaper
    @naveenonpaper 9 місяців тому +10

    I return to these army rp videos every year. It's a tradition at this point to watch the slow downfall of Danny.

  • @schooltimes8413
    @schooltimes8413 6 років тому +537

    I'm promoting you thickboy

    • @HalfCalcium
      @HalfCalcium 6 років тому +14

      Bo Vest it's *THICC*boy

  • @reivu
    @reivu 6 років тому +198

    Love the Gmod RP. Bring back movievoice for some of your RP's in the future!

  • @ryans6900
    @ryans6900 6 років тому +692

    If you're gonna get Odd
    I'm gonna get even
    And you're getting odd
    With me for no reason
    Wow.

  • @lilycasboult784
    @lilycasboult784 5 років тому +114

    this is easily one of kevins best videos, if not the best. Ive watched this 100000 times and still cry laugh every 10 seconds

  • @realCyng
    @realCyng 6 років тому +572

    Pausing to read chat just made me curious. What's the deal with this Den? What's the beef between Danny and Spencer? It really is a sitcom.

  • @tonyhokenson
    @tonyhokenson 6 років тому +123

    Kevin ruining people's immersion is my guilty pleasure in this life.

  • @tonichan89
    @tonichan89 6 років тому +64

    Man, your best stuff really is when you interact with other players somehow over voice, whether it's in RP, team-up gameplay wherever or Comedy Night! You've truly mastered the Monty Python philosophy of "How To Irritate People", there's an art to that.

  • @kevin2714
    @kevin2714 5 років тому +236

    It’s especially hilarious imagining this in the real military. Honestly, he still didn’t use ranks like colonel or major when talking to Danny. Finally, it’s weird that this is based in the army, yet Kevin is a lance corporal, which is marine

    • @gavintjames1989
      @gavintjames1989 5 років тому +24

      In the British army a Lance corporal is a rank also.

    • @hrianboyer928
      @hrianboyer928 4 роки тому +7

      What is weird is that none of the ranks you listed exist in the RAF

  • @cjtheejuic3839
    @cjtheejuic3839 6 років тому +582

    I think danny is your most triggered victim yet lol

    • @marsproductions1
      @marsproductions1 6 років тому +17

      You should see his older vids with Modern Warfare.

    • @votrox991
      @votrox991 6 років тому +71

      Well Danny thinks he got his 100 hours into *roleplay* destroyed by kevin.... and dont even start with his immersion...So yeah i understand him *cough*

    • @cjtheejuic3839
      @cjtheejuic3839 6 років тому +4

      Dude yeah but they were little kids usually

    • @nesquick1107
      @nesquick1107 6 років тому +16

      I feel bad for him

    • @DastardlySnake
      @DastardlySnake 6 років тому +12

      CJ Thee Juic3 nah, he was being the straight man

  • @nickbax5275
    @nickbax5275 6 років тому +389

    Being an Garry's Mod player I do kinda of understand how military RPs work, not saying I play them correctly because I'm banned off of almost all of them but I do understand how long it takes to rank up so I do feel some sympathy for Danny and I hope he got his rank back

    • @SimberLayek
      @SimberLayek 6 років тому +43

      Nick Bax can't imagine why you're banned

    • @deathmetalalchemist2731
      @deathmetalalchemist2731 6 років тому +117

      Kev said the guys who ran the server were playing along with his joke, so it's pretty likely they gave him the rank back after the joke ran its course.

    • @nickbax5275
      @nickbax5275 6 років тому +44

      Well that is wonderful to hear that dear Danny after the frustrating experience he unwilling gone in to, he got his rank back. I hope for the best for him, even though people that take a fucking Garry's mod server seriously are very dumb as shit but, I will not judge no matter how stupid they sound pretending to be an actual soldier, but enough about that. I hope everyone has a good life.

    • @deathmetalalchemist2731
      @deathmetalalchemist2731 6 років тому +3

      +Nick Bax Good lad

  • @azericthetraveller6355
    @azericthetraveller6355 6 років тому +107

    4:53 “well if you’re getting odd I’m gonna get even and you’re getting odd with me” “you got me there”

  • @cannedgoose3259
    @cannedgoose3259 5 років тому +92

    the video had me howling the sheer level of chaotic neutral that RADIATES from you and you just know that Danny worked so hard to reach that rank

  • @s3nc3r7
    @s3nc3r7 6 років тому +211

    I love how at 9:23 he can't swear so he say's.
    Jeepers Creepers

  • @cinnamonsparrowdesigns
    @cinnamonsparrowdesigns 6 років тому +193

    I wish this was longer. You're hilarious and it's amazing how riled people get at you haha

  • @killercloud345
    @killercloud345 6 років тому +77

    I want a movie. Danny and ThiccBoi Best duo

  • @Iamz123
    @Iamz123 5 років тому +531

    "Thicc Boi, stay."
    "Yes."
    General walks away.
    Thicc Boi follows
    "I will stay right by your side."

  • @username4330
    @username4330 6 років тому +138

    “Your ruining my immersion” hmm where have I heard that before

  • @huntersmith7240
    @huntersmith7240 6 років тому +416

    "I think we are upside down" 😂😂

  • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
    @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 6 років тому +636

    "Oh my Lord, Jeeper's Creepers!"
    An actual sentence that was said in this video.
    I used to wish people would have my name in videos, because it's relatively rare.... now i realise it was not worth it...

    • @boysgangBkkp8
      @boysgangBkkp8 6 років тому +8

      Danny bro ur a legend

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 6 років тому +30

      Full disclosure, that's not me in the video i just meant you don't usually see 'Danny' in many things and i was making a joke about the guy in the video being a bit psycho.

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 6 років тому +4

      Danny 'Dan' is an uncommon name? I went to school with like 10...

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess 6 років тому +1

      I've only ever personally met like 6 other people and they were all called 'Daniel' or 'Dan' not 'Danny'. By relatively i mean relative to me.

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 6 років тому +1

      Danny fair enough, I thought you meant just "Daniel" as a whole

  • @skeletor6287
    @skeletor6287 5 років тому +165

    “Danny started it”
    “SHUT UP!”

    • @artsopod
      @artsopod 4 роки тому +6

      Its funny coz I read this right after they said it, no joke XDD

  • @RichardGilligan33
    @RichardGilligan33 6 років тому +123

    The fact that they take it so seriously makes it 100 times funnier😂😂😂

  • @vinnycampanelli4611
    @vinnycampanelli4611 6 років тому +119

    “Pull the cord from the parachute”
    BOOM

  • @ryanhiggins8869
    @ryanhiggins8869 6 років тому +481

    Danny Boi: Ugh, just don't even!
    Thick Boi: I will even!
    Danny Boi: No! Don't even!
    Thick Boi: Well, if you're gonna get odd, I'm gonna get even!... And you're getting odd with me for no reason...
    Danny Boi: Okay, you've got me there...
    Me: ROFL LMAO LOL and other laughing anagrams

    • @Nicky392WB
      @Nicky392WB 6 років тому +8

      Ryan Higgins that was probably the best passive aggressive insult I’ve absolutely ever heard.

    • @jellybumfruitcakes
      @jellybumfruitcakes 6 років тому +1

      Best conversation I've ever heard lol

  • @marigoldbells9581
    @marigoldbells9581 4 роки тому +162

    This video should be titled "Ireland gets revenge on Britain for everything"

  • @demongrenade2748
    @demongrenade2748 6 років тому +104

    You need to do this in an arma 3 realism community. It'd be pure GOLD. Absolute GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

    • @patrickbeart7091
      @patrickbeart7091 6 років тому +11

      I mean you'd get immediately kicked out if you actually messed around enough to annoy them, most groups are pretty reasonable

    • @Ya_Boi_Shaggy
      @Ya_Boi_Shaggy 5 років тому +1

      VeryAwkward Cake not unless the mods were in on it

  • @TheDude1980
    @TheDude1980 5 років тому +86

    5:05 - Okay, I don't imagine you'll have to do much...
    "TURN THE ENGINES OFF, TURN THE ENGINES OFF!"
    LMAO, that was fantastic!

  • @starless_void
    @starless_void 6 років тому +479

    I just hope the Dany guy gets his rank back

    • @lookatmyright
      @lookatmyright 6 років тому +67

      he will, theyre just trolling xD
      I know I felt bad too for him lol he's so into it that Kevin just ruined him lmfao

  • @Lillpluttiz1654
    @Lillpluttiz1654 5 років тому +197

    This was genuinely so fucking funny. I feel kinda bad for Danny, though. He seems like a cool dude.

  • @okaymancharles
    @okaymancharles 6 років тому +61

    *flys badly and breaks every rule, is also kevin* become general. *follows every rule, hates kevin* gets de ranked

  • @robboi_
    @robboi_ 5 років тому +293

    Danny is like Dwight from the office and Kevin is Jim.

  • @restal7517
    @restal7517 6 років тому +55

    Hope Danny got his rank back. He's pretty quick tempered, but most people are with RP. It also seemed he worked really hard for it.
    Anyway, awesome video!

  • @dahor6655
    @dahor6655 10 місяців тому +3

    "Well, if you're going to get odd, I'm going to get even, and you're getting odd with me for no reason."...... I didn't expect this profound of a quote Kevin. Good man.

  • @GTaylorvgg
    @GTaylorvgg 6 років тому +127

    I can't believe he still takes it seriously after 10 minutes xD

  • @jasmindinner2378
    @jasmindinner2378 6 років тому +167

    We need more of danny