Roast Me | S3 E3 ft. Tutweezy | All Def

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  • @yahoomaster48
    @yahoomaster48 7 років тому +2879

    Kraig be saying the most random shit!

  • @HollaFortune
    @HollaFortune 6 років тому +534

    "The top of Doboy's belt stinks" LMAO

    • @265darkmirror
      @265darkmirror 4 роки тому +6

      I laughed mad on this one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AYOFinest
    @AYOFinest 7 років тому +568

    "If a shark ate you, it'd have high blood pressure." LOL CRYING

  • @mikeyy1367
    @mikeyy1367 4 роки тому +1127

    Kraig: *tells a joke*
    Everyone: 😂🤣😂😭🤣😂😳🤣😂
    Kraig: 😐...😐...😂🤣😂🤣

    • @LBJohn15
      @LBJohn15 4 роки тому +17

      lmao yo dead ass everytime

    • @thorfinnoars1443
      @thorfinnoars1443 4 роки тому +69

      Yall saw when they zoomed into brody face when craig rosted him at 11:59. Dat boy was hurtin 😂😂. You could see the pain in his eyes

    • @joystickofficial3463
      @joystickofficial3463 4 роки тому +4

      Facts

    • @djdavisbeatz
      @djdavisbeatz 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noahpolk8970
      @noahpolk8970 2 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @unclejoaquin
    @unclejoaquin 6 років тому +2141

    “Tahir’s gums have his teeth surrounded” 😂😂😂

    • @kayymiller8529
      @kayymiller8529 5 років тому +10

      Tony look fish season

    • @celesterogers594
      @celesterogers594 5 років тому +11

      That shit took me out

    • @neloangelo7943
      @neloangelo7943 4 роки тому +18

      Come out you got no where to go

    • @spinningbackkick6021
      @spinningbackkick6021 4 роки тому +6

      It's funny but that's what gums actually supposed to do. LOL

    • @OwnLaneTre
      @OwnLaneTre 4 роки тому +4

      the way he was looking at kev when he said dat shii had me weak 😂😂

  • @sandwhicheater
    @sandwhicheater 6 років тому +2710

    kraig is funny for no reason it look like he don’t even get his own jokes

    • @JimmySpinna
      @JimmySpinna 6 років тому +18

      Yung Nike Sock factsss

    • @xN8GZx
      @xN8GZx 6 років тому +149

      His shit be definitely off the top of the dome..I gotta see him liquored up..he prolly HELLA funny hahaha

    • @alexsjoint9266
      @alexsjoint9266 6 років тому +19

      Nate Geezy he prolly hella annoying

    • @JitsuSwagg
      @JitsuSwagg 6 років тому +54

      @@alexsjoint9266 You know he would hurt yo feelings

    • @alexsjoint9266
      @alexsjoint9266 6 років тому +12

      @@JitsuSwagg lmao probably

  • @celex321
    @celex321 7 років тому +697

    "You weak built, frail ni**a! You look like you let other ni**as name your kids!" Dude kraig killed this episode man! Dang!!!

  • @tricem7400
    @tricem7400 5 років тому +1409

    “If Doboy went on a hunger strike my kids would grow up”
    “What does that even mean”
    *It means your fat*
    😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @ItsjusUno
      @ItsjusUno 5 років тому +4

      Lollipop Kid 😭😭

    • @mcgruff157
      @mcgruff157 4 роки тому +20

      It means that kraig has been clapping cheeks in africa

    • @jibrilbuilder2668
      @jibrilbuilder2668 4 роки тому +11

      @@mcgruff157 no.

    • @raymondharris6599
      @raymondharris6599 3 роки тому +14

      It means that there would be food for his kids to eat...

    • @billyin4c514
      @billyin4c514 2 роки тому

      It means that this m*********** eat so much food that his kids can't get a meal, so they stay short.

  • @SikhThought
    @SikhThought 7 років тому +3234

    Sometimes Kraig don't be saying shit but his delivery make it mad funny.

    • @VThaGREAT96
      @VThaGREAT96 7 років тому +26

      TrueAndHighlyBased I always say that Lol

    • @tukana
      @tukana 7 років тому +196

      TrueAndHighlyBased his delayed laugh after his jokes always kills me

    • @ghenetirving6000
      @ghenetirving6000 7 років тому +5

      Word lmaoooooo

    • @tashajackson7968
      @tashajackson7968 7 років тому +71

      Sometimes? He never says shit worth saying but it's always hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @wanda01141
      @wanda01141 6 років тому +10

      True cause as im watching im like he is not that funny

  • @MuhibAli110
    @MuhibAli110 7 років тому +888

    "Kev beats his wife after drinking too much root beer!" So clever and original #GOAT 😂😂😂😂

    • @double8thedj
      @double8thedj 7 років тому +2

      MuhibAli110 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yondellanthony5199
      @yondellanthony5199 7 років тому +9

      MuhibAli110 Kraig is the goat of roasting 😂

    • @dollabill1466
      @dollabill1466 7 років тому +2

      MuhibAli110 😂😂🤣💀

    • @Fohze
      @Fohze 7 років тому +2

      zeon hydro 14:38

    • @jonahbarroga1687
      @jonahbarroga1687 7 років тому +5

      Its also simple which makes it honestly more funny

  • @prinwrld
    @prinwrld 7 років тому +2427

    “Tahir you’re so fat your stomach sticks out TA HERE” I know doboy spent all night coming up with that one good one 😂

  • @TheDadHokage
    @TheDadHokage 5 років тому +2137

    I know this is old, but this is one of Doboys best runs

    • @jubabutler
      @jubabutler 5 років тому +19

      True

    • @joelsantiagosays
      @joelsantiagosays 5 років тому +105

      Low key this the only episode where his jokes were hitting.

    • @saadzain5222
      @saadzain5222 5 років тому +38

      Wym doboy walks like a tortoise how u expect him to "run"
      Anyways, doboy kinda funny in this episode.

    • @alexandermercer4473
      @alexandermercer4473 4 роки тому +15

      I do this 2017.... Good ass year when everyone would be doing diss tracks and roasting eachother.

    • @plug0232
      @plug0232 4 роки тому +9

      He dosent run.

  • @MikeJones-fm6uk
    @MikeJones-fm6uk 6 років тому +2980

    How kraig in the hot seat and roasting them 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

  • @shpl0rgsyson112
    @shpl0rgsyson112 7 років тому +318

    Doboy starts spitting fire as soon as detention is introduced 😂

  • @REZZExotic1V1ME
    @REZZExotic1V1ME 7 років тому +1406

    When Kraig is on the hot seat, it’s just him roasting everybody else

  • @meghans3653
    @meghans3653 4 роки тому +151

    “Babies cry when Tahir smiles.” I’m SCREAMING!!! 😂😂😂

  • @mcwhirlpoolinc2641
    @mcwhirlpoolinc2641 5 років тому +514

    "Doboy look like the pizza hut driver who ask can he eat some wit you" 😂😂☠☠

  • @SwagJuice11
    @SwagJuice11 6 років тому +382

    "If a shark ate you he'd have high blood pressure." LOL

    • @krisbetts7072
      @krisbetts7072 6 років тому +14

      JuniorTorres720 that was so funny but then in the back ground you here Brandon say got damn this meat is salty I was crying

    • @ManiGee5973
      @ManiGee5973 2 роки тому +1

      @@krisbetts7072 on me 🤣🤣

  • @KMAAcademy2020
    @KMAAcademy2020 7 років тому +425

    “I’m sorry I lied to you Martin,I just didn’t wanna go to Arizona “😂😂😆😩😭💀

  • @RonBluu
    @RonBluu 3 роки тому +66

    “His stomach sticks out to here “ is the most clever bar ever on this show

  • @bisoafuayaa74
    @bisoafuayaa74 7 років тому +1280

    Nothing is as funny as Kraig laughing at his own jokes. Lmfao

  • @KillxGauge666
    @KillxGauge666 6 років тому +900

    18:21 “Tony a weirdo, he do voiceovers through the door while his kids boo boo” 💀

    • @taylorhill195
      @taylorhill195 6 років тому +5

      😂😂

    • @trenbabone6359
      @trenbabone6359 5 років тому +7

      Prince Kwåku tf that even mean?

    • @larryellis3576
      @larryellis3576 5 років тому +11

      That was the best roast of this episode

    • @joeyy2baked669
      @joeyy2baked669 5 років тому +29

      Cesar Melendez he coaches his kids while they shit through the shut door

    • @daone4470
      @daone4470 5 років тому +12

      @@trenbabone6359 is you slow, or is you slow?

  • @MrTdollarsign
    @MrTdollarsign 7 років тому +368

    Kraig is the most creative roaster on here,the stuff he comes up with is always something crazy but the joke always hit and then his laugh makes it even more funnier lol, Kraig reminds me of one of my homies who could make niggaz laugh at a funeral

    • @JoeyKboy100
      @JoeyKboy100 6 років тому +11

      MrTdollarsign if a shark ate you he’d have high blood pressure😂😂

    • @xlg6239
      @xlg6239 6 років тому

      MrTdollarsign at a funeral??😂😂😂 tf??

  • @Troydadrummaboi
    @Troydadrummaboi 5 років тому +522

    “Dogs don’t trust Tony” 😂😂😂

  • @AlienGang1
    @AlienGang1 7 років тому +156

    Kraig = Master Roaster. Lol how does he come up with this stuff! Lol 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @BigJay_88
    @BigJay_88 7 років тому +2872

    WTF how is Kraig Smith keep coming up with these fire jokes. Lmao!!😂😂

    • @Lovecore802
      @Lovecore802 7 років тому +15

      damn 😂😂😂😂

    • @dancemusikk
      @dancemusikk 7 років тому +77

      Lmao he stay on it

    • @DTBass123
      @DTBass123 7 років тому +138

      He's so consistent lol

    • @ImDougDimmadome
      @ImDougDimmadome 7 років тому +62

      i bet he writes some before hand and just remembers em

    • @chrischuck591
      @chrischuck591 7 років тому +143

      Kraig go hard af. I think he so good because he always a little tipsy so he dont think as much so he dont chome

  • @DaLaMc1
    @DaLaMc1 7 років тому +545

    Doboy came to win today. He finally stepped up. I love Tony baker but Craig is becoming my new favorite.

  • @thatdudekyle5690
    @thatdudekyle5690 5 років тому +589

    “Christian built like a gospel bullfrog” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FromEricaWithLove
      @FromEricaWithLove 5 років тому +7

      Thatguy Kye sooo funny 😆

    • @thatdudekyle5690
      @thatdudekyle5690 5 років тому +11

      I almost spit my coffee hearing that shit 😂

    • @simplyjay0748
      @simplyjay0748 5 років тому +11

      I was in public watching this and that part killed me 😂😂😂

    • @moneymayne3
      @moneymayne3 4 роки тому +5

      I swear that shit was so random and hilarious

    • @bjbetti
      @bjbetti 4 роки тому +9

      “Christian built like a patty pie” 💀

  • @isohoopin6909
    @isohoopin6909 6 років тому +455

    Anytime kraig says “Tony a weirdo” u kno u finna laugh 😂😭😭

  • @prinwrld
    @prinwrld 7 років тому +1847

    “Lewis built like a mosquito snout” HE DID HIM SO WRONG 😂💀

  • @prinwrld
    @prinwrld 7 років тому +1782

    Kraig always has me in tears 😭

  • @4bidn.Knwldg
    @4bidn.Knwldg 5 років тому +529

    Could you imagine being in class with Kraig back in high school? 😂
    I couldnt handle it lol

    • @glennquagmire9737
      @glennquagmire9737 5 років тому +36

      Billy Fergus lmao and you can’t fight him he look like he would slaughter somebody💀

    • @4bidn.Knwldg
      @4bidn.Knwldg 5 років тому +51

      @@glennquagmire9737 true. Off season body builder looking ass 😭

    • @glennquagmire9737
      @glennquagmire9737 5 років тому +13

      Billy Fergus 💀💀💀

    • @DaffyTaffy93
      @DaffyTaffy93 4 роки тому +13

      All you can do is run and hope he didn’t work on his cardio!

    • @TherealSIRenity
      @TherealSIRenity 3 роки тому +4

      @@4bidn.Knwldg 😭😭😭

  • @literallysatan4455
    @literallysatan4455 7 років тому +406

    Tahir pretending to use his phone to not get absoloutely destroyed

    • @Jefe_p718
      @Jefe_p718 7 років тому +10

      Vehicle he weak af

  • @Dessycomesalive
    @Dessycomesalive 7 років тому +1339

    LMFAOOOO THIS IS THE EPISODES WE MISSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 KRAIG IS HILARIOUS

  • @colemiggs
    @colemiggs 7 років тому +694

    Do boy finally snapped I like that

  • @ptdramon3925
    @ptdramon3925 5 років тому +361

    When Tahir starts acting stuff out he kills the funny tbh

    • @DaffyTaffy93
      @DaffyTaffy93 4 роки тому +26

      Ptdramon66 6 yeah he kills the joke sometimes

    • @jerrywill707
      @jerrywill707 4 роки тому +7

      Like that shit was funny in the first place

    • @moneymanjay5649
      @moneymanjay5649 3 роки тому +5

      @@fym3106 sometimes it be sus af

    • @becerra.andres
      @becerra.andres 3 роки тому +11

      He tried to hard to be funny in this one

    • @natemoore7802
      @natemoore7802 2 роки тому +1

      Of all the episodes ive watched he has said 1 funny thing at the most lol just be laughin at mfs flaming him all show

  • @MsFireflygurl
    @MsFireflygurl 7 років тому +677

    Kraig is by far the best roaster on these series!! Most of the time, the shit he says don't make sense but his delivery is fucking funny!

  • @keyshawnellisable
    @keyshawnellisable 7 років тому +219

    That’s how you know the person mad when they pull out their phone and act like that didn’t affect them

  • @mrperfect390
    @mrperfect390 6 років тому +1126

    Tahir was googling jokes

  • @CDS1392
    @CDS1392 5 років тому +148

    I love it when they got Brandon Lewis dyin 💀 that shit is funny af 😂😂😂

  • @RynoZ
    @RynoZ 6 років тому +1918

    This is every black barber shop in America.

  • @ajchaney71
    @ajchaney71 5 років тому +548

    "Yo neck hanging off yo collar like this" I'm Sleep

    • @mahadbarre1270
      @mahadbarre1270 5 років тому +10

      Aj Chaney i couldn’t handle it 😂😂😂😂

    • @craiggbone
      @craiggbone 4 роки тому +5

      Killed me

    • @KXNG_BXNZ
      @KXNG_BXNZ 4 роки тому +6

      Bro I was at work CRYIN 😂😂😂
      That shit was funny as fuck lmmfao

  • @davidrbenoit
    @davidrbenoit 7 років тому +1940

    Do boy definitely had a ghost roaster on this episode tho

  • @kimkane9388
    @kimkane9388 5 років тому +361

    Meg and Precious should have been the only teacher aids only ones that knew how to read comments in a roasting way

  • @iambrittanylynn
    @iambrittanylynn 7 років тому +839

    Kraig had me CRINE and nothing he said made any sense! 😂

    • @devonmendes4451
      @devonmendes4451 7 років тому +25

      yes it did. pay attention!!

    • @jalenjones8709
      @jalenjones8709 7 років тому +45

      His roasts were paradoxical

    • @Chris-sv5kj
      @Chris-sv5kj 7 років тому +59

      Brittany Fisher "dogs don't trust Tony when he walks them they back pedal"😂😂😂

    • @wells19874
      @wells19874 7 років тому +1

      Crine???

    • @iambrittanylynn
      @iambrittanylynn 7 років тому +11

      Jacob Wells it’s the slang way (where I’m from) of saying “crying”

  • @jzinn8605
    @jzinn8605 7 років тому +421

    Kraig stay be waitin to see if the others laugh and then bust out laughing and looking around

    • @johnnytest7017
      @johnnytest7017 6 років тому +28

      and they do, cause he funny as shit lol

    • @whytweakout
      @whytweakout 6 років тому +1

      On god

    • @almightysaww5152
      @almightysaww5152 6 років тому +2

      J Zinn lol probably so u catch on to it

    • @TurboLazer007
      @TurboLazer007 6 років тому +11

      he does this on purpose, he know he gonna kill, just waiting for the rest to catch up

    • @fts2265
      @fts2265 6 років тому

      factsss 🙇🏾‍♂️ 😂

  • @813Productions
    @813Productions 7 років тому +1077

    Lol I see DoBoy finally came to roast this episode lol

    • @rswinton83
      @rswinton83 7 років тому +29

      813Productions That "I ain't got no pannies on" joke almost took me out! 😂😂

    • @TBreezeRnB
      @TBreezeRnB 7 років тому +35

      Bruh I was gon' comment the same thang yo. DoBoy was like y'all ain't puttin me in no detention. Lol

    • @813Productions
      @813Productions 7 років тому +3

      If you watch the original fb live video he started going as soon as they went live lol

    • @NestaOG
      @NestaOG 7 років тому +9

      It was his 8 Mile moment lol palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, he built like spaghetti looking ass

    • @madmonk4567
      @madmonk4567 7 років тому +4

      NestaOG more like “neck is sweaty knees fat arms are heavy there’s fat on his back already”

  • @beatsbyarlanzo
    @beatsbyarlanzo 5 років тому +201

    Man that Martin line Kev started up with was so accurate. You'll only get it if you were a heavy Martin Show fan lmao.

    • @999a0s
      @999a0s 4 роки тому +11

      Arlanzo B. That shit flew under the radar but it was one of the best

    • @keith5801
      @keith5801 4 роки тому +5

      Fr

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 3 роки тому +2

      Real talk. That's shit was funny😂

    • @DB-bx6rb
      @DB-bx6rb 3 роки тому +2

      That wasn't from Martin that was from Moesha

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 3 роки тому +2

      @@DB-bx6rb it was the crossover episode

  • @b1sh123
    @b1sh123 6 років тому +613

    “Tahir look like he sleep in rocking chairs”
    “What?”
    “Tahir look like he sleep in rocking chairs”......

    • @shortstack7381
      @shortstack7381 6 років тому +9

      Tauhid Hossain ayoooo😂😂😂😂

    • @CSIGarcia
      @CSIGarcia 6 років тому +35

      I read this as he said this, even funnier.

    • @MsJasminecox
      @MsJasminecox 5 років тому +1

      yo stole my comment.

    • @dinkdaplaymaka
      @dinkdaplaymaka 5 років тому

      CSI Garcia 😂😭😂😂

    • @666goblin3
      @666goblin3 5 років тому +1

      I fucken died when i saw it

  • @Seancar4
    @Seancar4 7 років тому +235

    didn't nobody want to come at kraig, they new he had them fire jokes off the top😂😂

  • @BryanKalloo
    @BryanKalloo 6 років тому +423

    But Tahir does look like he sleeps in rocking chairs lol. Tony delivery could've been better

    • @tsmith4023
      @tsmith4023 5 років тому +46

      Bryan Asto fr if kraig said it they would’ve been laughing hella

    • @tnq3882
      @tnq3882 5 років тому +15

      Yea tony has bad delivery most times

    • @stevenaguilera9202
      @stevenaguilera9202 4 роки тому +1

      Tony is fucking hilarious. Doboy is hit-or-miss. Everybody else is bland as fuck.

  • @charlesleacock3347
    @charlesleacock3347 4 роки тому +54

    Kraig on kev " kev beats his wife after he drank too much root beer"
    Tutweezy " I LOVE ROOT BEER " 😂

  • @rNamikaze7
    @rNamikaze7 5 років тому +971

    Kraig is the goat lmao no one can come for him

  • @liltaki4998
    @liltaki4998 6 років тому +1825

    I bet some of y’all mfs stealn jokes from them and thinkin y’all can roast now🤨🤣

    • @jacobdiaz9879
      @jacobdiaz9879 6 років тому +184

      LIL TAKI Lowkey...

    • @f-zerogx
      @f-zerogx 6 років тому +39

      @ 6:53 , tony and broady kinda lookin the same

    • @keontedenson5512
      @keontedenson5512 6 років тому +126

      Im not gonna lie i took one an had my family rolling

    • @joeswilleyiii7510
      @joeswilleyiii7510 6 років тому +25

      And?

    • @cpgwalla6726
      @cpgwalla6726 6 років тому +22

      Lol i was using some of they jokes on my ppl before they got do popular

  • @faultystrawhat5738
    @faultystrawhat5738 7 років тому +208

    "Tony's a weirdo he do voice overs through the door while his kids boo boo." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tashajackson7968
      @tashajackson7968 7 років тому +1

      FaultyStrawHat 😂😂😂😂

    • @shonirving8138
      @shonirving8138 7 років тому +1

      lmao.. funny

    • @carameldelite01
      @carameldelite01 7 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂 I can definitely see him doing that

    • @djondis
      @djondis 7 років тому +2

      carameldelite01 Tony a weirdo he stare dogs in the eye while they urinate

  • @kylehewitt13
    @kylehewitt13 5 років тому +64

    "Roasting others who don't welcome it is BULLYING!".......Then Brody Appeared. LOL

  • @Bombalumbala
    @Bombalumbala 7 років тому +200

    kraig always comin in clutch bro shit don’t make sense but i be dyin everytimw😂😂💀

    • @kobehicks1
      @kobehicks1 7 років тому +1

      ShellyGotKicks I swear to god 😂😂😂

  • @joirose3041
    @joirose3041 7 років тому +210

    “Gummy bear salsa” lmao okay I laughed at that one 😂❗️

  • @ogmajae8626
    @ogmajae8626 6 років тому +756

    Donterio is the only one who stands a chance with Kraig lol

  • @tylerrose5619
    @tylerrose5619 5 років тому +214

    Brodyy gon cry in the car

    • @dakingataleedo
      @dakingataleedo 5 років тому +32

      Damn near cried on camera😂 they almost made boo kapone cry too

    • @flowerboi1815
      @flowerboi1815 4 роки тому +5

      Ron W when 😂😂😂

    • @Qalibrated
      @Qalibrated 4 роки тому +7

      Broady : Tries to roast
      Random person : "face"
      Almost feel bad for him lmao
      but i guess he is used to it by now

    • @lql1094
      @lql1094 4 роки тому +4

      @@Qalibrated Most of 'em got one thing they rag on.
      Kev's head
      Brody's face
      Tahir's gums
      Doboy's body
      Billy's sexuality - they get him way more than they get Brody
      I do wonder if these dudes get hurt but hold in it tho'.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bootnikka
    @bootnikka 7 років тому +278

    Kraig is un-roastable lmfaooo

    • @criticalfailure92
      @criticalfailure92 7 років тому +7

      DeSean Jackson #Jaccpot #0ne0fone #1hunna lmao you talking about he look like a light skinned Melvin from baby boy haha

    • @khalilarts901
      @khalilarts901 3 роки тому

      I'll flame kraig

    • @slightreflections2921
      @slightreflections2921 3 роки тому

      @@khalilarts901 if they have a hard time doing it what makes u think u can

    • @khalilarts901
      @khalilarts901 3 роки тому +2

      @@slightreflections2921 cause I'm me and I do this that's why

  • @dhannor17
    @dhannor17 7 років тому +141

    Kraig Smith. If Kraig Smith ever leave stop the series

  • @NinjaRage123
    @NinjaRage123 7 років тому +160

    The way DoBoy throws his arms up when he gets a good roast has me dying!!

  • @amayathomas4281
    @amayathomas4281 5 років тому +146

    When they zoomed in on broadys face I was done 💀

  • @toribug9066
    @toribug9066 6 років тому +562

    I love when Craig laughs at himself😂😂😂😂

    • @dionlee4771
      @dionlee4771 5 років тому +5

      Tori Bug I love when these nuts laugh on your chin

    • @Sovereign237
      @Sovereign237 5 років тому

      @@dionlee4771 chill with the key and peele skit it's only funny when they do it

    • @dionlee4771
      @dionlee4771 5 років тому +1

      Cadeem Cleland chill with these nuts on your chin

    • @juanMartinez-lm5mi
      @juanMartinez-lm5mi 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @nottyboy9713
      @nottyboy9713 5 років тому

      @@dionlee4771 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WrestleManiaMan1000
    @WrestleManiaMan1000 7 років тому +186

    1. Kraig
    2. DoBoy
    3. Tutweezy

  • @becKngo
    @becKngo 6 років тому +1448

    Tutweezy tried to tell like 4 jokes and kept getting interrupted.

    • @entendjale6099
      @entendjale6099 6 років тому +294

      When he said your neck hangs over your collar like this i died. Best stumble comeback ever💀

    • @jlotto203
      @jlotto203 5 років тому +109

      theres a full stream on youtube where its unedited and he gets to say them and they were funny but patrick edited them out

    • @dionlee4771
      @dionlee4771 5 років тому +4

      Rebecca Ngo these 4 nuts were interrupted on your chin

    • @fresnoniiji
      @fresnoniiji 5 років тому +3

      @@jlotto203 link?

    • @tnq3882
      @tnq3882 5 років тому

      Lee Choctaw search it

  • @ThatGuy7433
    @ThatGuy7433 9 місяців тому +3

    This one is my far my favorite episode. I always come back to this.

  • @Joseph-hc1nx
    @Joseph-hc1nx 7 років тому +188

    Doboy made a big comeback today 😂😂👏

  • @RenniVHS
    @RenniVHS 7 років тому +283

    "The top of DoBoy belt stank."

  • @capitalproductions98
    @capitalproductions98 7 років тому +881

    Kraig and Do Boy was on fire 🔥

    • @artofmajic
      @artofmajic 7 років тому +16

      Capital Productions doboy way funnier than when he started roasting. I remember the whole cast used to dislike him

    • @jesusnyc4902
      @jesusnyc4902 7 років тому

      Capital Productions true dat

    • @epictntfailure5372
      @epictntfailure5372 7 років тому +15

      Kraig always funny and creative

    • @charliecg7349
      @charliecg7349 7 років тому +17

      "If a shark ate you it'd have high blood pressure" 😂😭💀💀 they needa square off more often

    • @jamesnewton4395
      @jamesnewton4395 7 років тому +1

      Exactly

  • @KobeAmilliz3
    @KobeAmilliz3 5 років тому +90

    “They had to put an ACL on Kev’s neck to hold his head up”

  • @wickedways3092
    @wickedways3092 7 років тому +113

    Kriag always bringing heat and he always fires back with no hesitation dudes funny asf

  • @BJG1Faulkner
    @BJG1Faulkner 6 років тому +261

    "If DoBoy went on a hunger strike my kids would grow up!" LMAO Kraig can do no wrong

    • @ManiGee5973
      @ManiGee5973 2 роки тому +5

      “They had to put a acl..on Kevin’s neck so he can hold his head up.” 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @MG-iu1sn
    @MG-iu1sn 7 років тому +83

    doboy the type of dude to just be happy he participating

  • @ethanpayn3
    @ethanpayn3 4 роки тому +89

    nobody: kraig: tony’s a weirdo

  • @Zephead10
    @Zephead10 7 років тому +331

    12:00 Brody was deep into his feelings😂😂 Homie was about to cry 😂🤣💀

  • @jessesuarez9771
    @jessesuarez9771 7 років тому +110

    Dogs don’t trust tony when he walks them they back peddle 😂

  • @MsJasminecox
    @MsJasminecox 7 років тому +82

    Toney: Tahir looks like he sleep and rocking chairs
    Doboy: What?? *grabs water*
    Toney: Tahir looks like he sleep in rocking chairs
    Doboy: Nahh *sips water*

    • @KillaKaine
      @KillaKaine 7 років тому +1

      Jasmine Coz 😂😂😂

    • @briw9318
      @briw9318 7 років тому +1

      Why was this funnier when I read it versus hearing them say this? Lmfao 😭😭

  • @joshuaanyim144
    @joshuaanyim144 5 років тому +123

    Any of y’all pay attention to how kraig responds when the others roast. He just be like “ oh wooow, omggg”😂

    • @dakingataleedo
      @dakingataleedo 5 років тому +27

      Or when it's not funny "awwwww man"😂

  • @marioudkoko726
    @marioudkoko726 7 років тому +86

    Yo he said "Brody wash his face with glass" LOOOL

  • @celex321
    @celex321 7 років тому +101

    Dude this was by far the best episode of roast me ever. Dude kraig and doboy killed this episode! Doboy with the "belly out tahir." joke was amazing!!! Great job guys!

  • @ginagodwin9164
    @ginagodwin9164 7 років тому +85

    In a real classroom, Tahir would be the one sent to detention for being on his phone all the damn time

  • @chinchillaintheheat2641
    @chinchillaintheheat2641 5 років тому +88

    Tahir and Brody took a beating, while Kraig and Tut dominated.

    • @007Dirtysouth
      @007Dirtysouth 3 роки тому +3

      Doboy was funniest this episode fam

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 3 роки тому

      @@007Dirtysouth sure, more so the roasts against him but he had some clever shit. Watching this back years later I get more of the jokes now. 😂 Too bad this show will never be the same.

  • @davidthompson2670
    @davidthompson2670 6 років тому +182

    PS...that "Tahir is so fat his stomach comes out TAHIR (TO HERE)....... CLASSIC!

  • @charlesmastermind
    @charlesmastermind 7 років тому +80

    "Brody face look like boiling spaghetti sauce" DoBoy best joke EVER 😂😂😂

    • @tashajackson7968
      @tashajackson7968 7 років тому

      TIMEOUT 😭😭😭😭

    • @asaprocky577
      @asaprocky577 7 років тому +1

      i wanna see doBoy when teddy is in the room soo bad😭

  • @yonh5350
    @yonh5350 7 років тому +71

    Kev beating his wife after drinking too much root beer is still the best joke I've heard on these. I know it's coming and still funny af every time

    • @Jay_O401
      @Jay_O401 7 років тому

      Yonald Weasley 14:37 😂😂😂

  • @braxtonolita
    @braxtonolita 3 роки тому +17

    taheer be pullin down the vibe literally every episode

  • @uknouluvitshow6596
    @uknouluvitshow6596 7 років тому +73

    Kraig never disappoints man I swear he dont...he funny as hell

  • @drewmiller8825
    @drewmiller8825 5 років тому +198

    I like how Kraig got in the hot seat and roasted everybody 💀

  • @VDDStudios
    @VDDStudios 7 років тому +44

    I use to always think Kraig was the coldest roaster on the set, but this shit just solidified it...

  • @yeezyless6020
    @yeezyless6020 4 роки тому +31

    15:48 that is the most genuine laugh I’ve seen Kraig make yet 😂

  • @ddod7379
    @ddod7379 7 років тому +313

    Kraig Smith leading the league in roast efficiency, Kraig for MVP

    • @KevOnStage
      @KevOnStage 7 років тому +22

      Chris Uka roast efficiency is hilarious. Kraig had 185.3 thru 3 weeks.

  • @croberts30
    @croberts30 7 років тому +142

    Kraig's jokes are funny but it's his delivery that makes them hilarious lmao

  • @ahmonmcclennon5089
    @ahmonmcclennon5089 7 років тому +163

    Kraig is creative af

    • @PTheMagician
      @PTheMagician 6 років тому

      Ahmon Mcclennon Yeah but about 85% of the time, they aren't that great.

  • @uriel4274
    @uriel4274 5 років тому +72

    They need bring tutweezy back 😂😂

  • @dreamy1231
    @dreamy1231 7 років тому +149

    I have literally NEVER heard Craig Smith tell a corny joke like he stay hitting.!Super smooth & calculated with it. Do boy stepped his game up in this 1rst time I seen him hit consistantly...nice

  • @Tinywinodeuce
    @Tinywinodeuce 6 років тому +144

    Kraig Smith has to be on every episode FACTS💪🏾😂😂😂😂

  • @atalentedbean3114
    @atalentedbean3114 7 років тому +878

    I want them to have teddy ray on this, but I feel like he would destroy wills to live

  • @Quarter_crush_86
    @Quarter_crush_86 Рік тому +8

    I think Doboy raising both hands high when he lands a good joke is my favorite thing in this episode. I kinda wanna star doing it myself