I've never seen anything like this but oh my gosh it was funny. 🤣 Even funnier was that I was totally expecting a stoking-you-up Bible study moment, then this. Bahaha!
Dig those lovely brick & stone homes on the north side of Detroit near 7 Mile (18961 is about 5 houses south of 7 Mile Rd) probably near Livernois. Built by masters in the 1930's. You can pick up one of those brick to the peak mini-mansions for about 50K (if you can get to it alive and you aren't afraid of schwartzas).
"No, no, you see, it's called a 'CAR'! Look, I know you don't have a license... but just LOOK at this truck!" "Maybe I shouldn't have dressed as the angel of Death..." "I knew you'd try to make me pay money!"
3:07 - I had an incident like that a few months ago while car shopping. Freggin' car salesmen were trying to pull the "What's it gonna take to get you to buy a car" routine, even though I had distinctly said I was just lookin', not buyin'. I felt like lamenting aloud like Tom does there, ha ha.
Crow's Rod Serling impersation won me over in this short.
*smack* "THERE! That's how you handle a salesman!"
Theres SO much I want to quote in this short! This is like the best one I've seen so far!
his impersonation is really spot on!!!
"A.K.A The pantless salesman?! Or the piddling Peddler?!"
"Submitted for your approval..."
"This is the front door! You were just at the back door!"
"Im not going away this time! I can stand here all day!"
I've never seen anything like this but oh my gosh it was funny. 🤣 Even funnier was that I was totally expecting a stoking-you-up Bible study moment, then this. Bahaha!
Damn, and here I was just thinking "Hey, works for either bush!" :)
"there are signs on every door now. We have a car, we have a car."
"Son, you've killed again, haven't you?" Hahaha!
Great episode, Thanks for posting!
Thanks for posting the whole thing this was great
@Harmonator1000 I googled "Hello wall" and found out it was a country song from the sixties.....I learn so much from MST3K!
"You've killed again haven't you son?" - lmfao!
This video is awesome!! Thanks for posting it!!
"Maybe I should not have dressed as the Angel of Death." Love Crow!!!
"You got a lot on your mind these days son"
"Just the usualy things" Crushing Puppies
ROFLMAO "Submitted for your approval...A salesman who has no courage..." Twilight Zone reference straight slayed me....
i love it when servo says: "hello wall."
"Maybe I shouldn't have dressed as the angel of death."
The Rod Serling impression was dead on.
"There's a pretty all encompassing book" -I love gentle comedy
Dig those lovely brick & stone homes on the north side of Detroit near 7 Mile (18961 is about 5 houses south of 7 Mile Rd) probably near Livernois. Built by masters in the 1930's. You can pick up one of those brick to the peak mini-mansions for about 50K (if you can get to it alive and you aren't afraid of schwartzas).
This is awesome.
"I knew you'd try and make me pay money." LOL!
"This is the front door! You were just at the back door!" lol
"HEY! Keep it down over there!"
LMAO, genius.
And then I was an Eagle Scout!
CLASSIC.
"No body buy a car from him pass it on!"
"Don't buy a car from him pass it on!"
"Don't buy a car!"
"No cars!"
"submitted for your approval... a man who has no car"
LOL
YES! Finally, the first part!!!
"I'll be upstairs in my burlap teddy." LOL.
Top 10 movies that were turned into musicals
"And then I became an Eagle Scout. But that's enough about me..."
"Do I start selling right away?" "HAH in that suit?!"
"I'm going to do everything to prove you're right."
Which isn't much!
My failure seems more and more imminent...
"If I could read, I'd know what the problem is."
Yeah, that would help.
XD
"Well, I'll go deep-fry something." LOL!
"Hmm, my failure seems more and more immanent."
a D in spelling!
*SLAP!* THAT'S how you handle a salesman!
ahh!!! a classic short!
the first part was with Bride of the Monster and the second part was with Manos.
panakuken---part I was paired with Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster--another one of my favorites!
The next sequel is Hired! 3 laid off for two years. I love these 'shorts' (Posture Pals, Good Grooming, etc).
IM FROM 2021
"I think you've got what it takes"
"Brylcreem"
That made me lol
"Now get back on your side of the desk!"
"Oh..I didn't know he had a prison record, says here he's wanted in Idaho!"
"Yeah testify son!"
They all knew that Pearl Harbor was in a few months and decided to wait until better times.
1:09 reading back to front trying to reverse the moment he took this gig.
This was on the Ed Wood stinker "Bride of the Monster".
"I think it's time you moved out on your own, son"
Jesus, that's brilliant. I can't stop laughing.
Good point, I will!
"No, no, you see, it's called a 'CAR'! Look, I know you don't have a license... but just LOOK at this truck!"
"Maybe I shouldn't have dressed as the angel of Death..."
"I knew you'd try to make me pay money!"
The sequel is called 'Hired 2: Laid Off'
"Good time to case the joint..."
Like father, like son!
"You've killed again, haven't you, son?"
3:07 - I had an incident like that a few months ago while car shopping. Freggin' car salesmen were trying to pull the "What's it gonna take to get you to buy a car" routine, even though I had distinctly said I was just lookin', not buyin'. I felt like lamenting aloud like Tom does there, ha ha.
Well, both shorts were made by the Jam Handy (To the rescue!) foundation so it would make sense that they would reuse sets and locations.
'I thought I knew something about car selling...'
But I was living a horrible lie.
8:37 THAT’S how you handle a salesmen!
"You've killed again haven't you son?"
"I can't believe that I went on his couch"
"I knew you'd try to make me pay money!"
"That's right, testify son!"
That whole entire scene is hilarious. (flicks wrist)
"That's how you handle a salesman."
"Nobody buy a car. Pass it down."
door to door car salesman, I remember them. That's how I bought my Vega.
"Nice night for it"
"If I could read I'd know what the problem was"
Part 2 was shown before Manos. This was Part 1.
*whispers* dont buy a car, dont buy a car
lol brylcream still exists guys... i used to use it for a while, it had super awesome holding power..
"Honey- I got a job, can I come in please?" lol
she's waintin' for him in her burlap teddy!
The pantsless sales me, oh my the piddeling Peddler!"
ROFLMFWAO
Didn't know he had a record, says here he's wanted in Idaho!
Submitted for your approval,A salesman who has no car.
The way the dad looks from about 6:58 to 7:02 when the wife is leaning down to talk to him is priceless.
"oh... gravity at work!"
he whispers at 39 seconds "its a mistake!"
Don Kelley was Fired!!!!
*smack* Thats how you handle a salesman!
Man: Do you want buy...?
Lady: No!
-whispers- nobody buy a car pass it down
"...aka the Pantless Salesman?!"
Actually, this was before "Bride of the Monster." Part 2 was before Manos.
Are you there, Lord?
lmao
"Hired 2, laid off" lmao, ouch
the closed captions are so wrong lol
What's pretty humorous (or sad) is that they meant Bush Sr., but has stood the test of time with the second administration.
I'll be upstairs in my burlap teddy!
The sequel is Hired 2: Layed off
"Crushing puppies"
LMFAO!!!
No, no, no! I don't want to buy a car! *sob*
'J'accuse!'
Have some nice, cold…
…STOLI?
@devilstarfish No I think he whispers "mistake"
haha. "maybe i should not have dressed as the angel of death..."
When the hireree said Can I start selling right away
I thought the boss said First, you gotta know your drugs...lol
HAH! "Jam Handy" is the same people that did "Spring Fever" with the horrendous imp Coily!
"did you kill someone again" LOL!!