The Genocidal Pope | The Life & Times of Innocent III

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  • Leading his followers into war, then switching sides to fight the people he just helped win, leading one Crusade that accidentally destroyed Christian cities and another that did so intentionally, Pope Innocent III honestly did way more harm than good for the Catholic Church. But hey, he helped put an end to trial by ordeal and apparently preserved remnants of Roman law so now he overlooks the U.S. House of Representatives.
    Footnotes:
    00:00 See pinned comment for arguments for/against calling Innocent III genocidal
    0:17 This is the popular figure for how many people died at the Massacre at Beziers. It's possible the town didn't have this many people, although considering Raymond Roger, one of the local nobility, promised he would defend the city it's possible that people from the countryside flocked there before Raymond ran away to Carcassonne and left Beziers completely defenseless. Either way, it was thousands upon thousands and Raymond Roger was more helpful than Raymond VI of Toulouse who went from "Cathar independence!" to "Kill them all!" in two years.
    0:45 "Full Habsburg" in this case referring to the union of the HRE and Kingdom of Sicily that would have (and ultimately did) happen under Frederick II.
    1:17 You'd think maybe it was a political assassination, but no, it was because a political marriage fell through. Funnily enough, the man who killed Philip Hohenstaufen was also named Otto.
    1:33 If you don't get this reference, go watch my video on Machiavelli. The League of Cambrai is one of my all time favorite wars and I got to work with Blue from OSP on that one so it has a special place in my heart.
    1:56 Not sure why France was all buddy-buddy with the Church more than everyone else. But this behavior would have later ramifications because something something the Church relying on France led to the Avignon Papacy.
    2:49 Couldn't find out definitively whether it would be pronounced "volo" or "wolo" at this point in history, so I figured the elite Dandolo would say it closer to the Classical pronunciation and the soldiers would be a little more contemporary
    3:33 I believe this is an overestimation, as upon looking for the exact numbers for this footnote. However, some 20,000 people were left homeless out of a city whose population was within a handful of hundreds of thousands.
    4:12 In contrast to the more popular crusades, where there was usually some goal like "retake the Holy Land", the object of this Crusade was simply "kill the Cathars, wipe out Catharism", though it also had a political angle as the Cathars were pushing for political as well as religious independence.
    4:36 If you're looking for more info, you should've taken my advice and gone to watch Religion for Breakfast's Gnosticism video.
    4:57 It's worth noting that the crusaders actually tried to have all the Catholics leave the town and be spared (which would've been equally silly, if less deadly) but the Catholics living in Beziers got along with the Cathars quite well and refused to leave. At one point the bishop of the town tried to bring out 222 Cathars to spare the town, but couldn't bring them out because they were too supported by the town. So he tried to get all the Cathars in town to leave and save themselves, but all except a handful refused. It's entirely possible that this has all been exaggerated to make for a compelling story, but the point remains that the whole "kill everybody" thing only happened because inside Beziers, the Cathars weren't seen as enemies.
    5:02 The quote attributed to Arnaud Amalric, the legate sent to besiege Beziers, is "Kill them all! God will know his own." It's doubtful that he said those words exactly, but it was certainly the vibe of the whole crusade.
    5:13 See the footnote at 0:17 for info on the exact death toll, but basically every man, woman, and child was killed, people were slaughtered in the cathedral, which itself burned down, it was a mess.
    5:19 I'm sure this is a wild misrepresentation of how napalm works, but the 20th century is a cold, dark place shrouded in mystery that I seldom dare to enter.
    5:24 Both things that Innocent III did in the Fourth Lateran Council, canons 68 and 69
    5:43 "But how did they get their ships?" I hear you ask. Well let's just say there were a lot of Genoese with smug grins on their faces in 1217.
    Music (in order of appearance):
    Kevin Macleod - Hidden Past
    Karl Jenkins / Robert Longfield - The Armed Man
    Concerto No. 6 in A Minor, Op 3, RV 356 - Vivaldi
    Kevin Macleod - Master of the Feast

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  • @JackRackam
    @JackRackam  5 років тому +1741

    In the interest of fairness, it can be argued that the Albigensian Crusade against the Cathars was not an act of genocide, although I believe it to be. Firstly, it wasn't against a race or nationality but a religious sect, which falls outside the popular conception of genocide. However, the UN defines genocide as acts “committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group” and the man who drafted that definition and coined the term believes the Albigensian Crusade to be “one of the most conclusive cases of genocide in religious history”. There are scholars who disagree, including medieval historian Robert Lerner, although his argument comes back to believing genocide to be defined by “ a 'genus' of people”, which I disagree with but is in any case a difference in semantics. The Crusade was also sparked by the murder of one of the pope's legates, but I don't see the extermination of an already prosecuted group (Canon 27 of the 3rd Lateran Council formally curses anyone who so much as traded with a Cathar, encourages people to violently drive them out of town, and excommunicates anyone who refuses to take up arms against them) as an appropriate response on Innocent's part. There are also claims that Cathars had regular orgies, sacrificed children, worshiped the devil, etc. but I haven't found any credible evidence supporting this claim. They did believe that having children trapped a soul in a mortal body, which to them was a very bad thing, but again, no evidence of rampant child-murder.

    • @NihilsineDeo1866.
      @NihilsineDeo1866. 5 років тому +7

      Yes iam happy to see you again ( life and time of king george iii)

    • @michelsand5399
      @michelsand5399 5 років тому +40

      Jack Rackam its armenia all over again.

    • @DarkKing009
      @DarkKing009 5 років тому +4

      thank god you are alive

    • @JonManProductions
      @JonManProductions 5 років тому +13

      Iron Maiden Intensifies? (yes, there is a song they did about the Cathars.)

    • @seandineen999
      @seandineen999 5 років тому +13

      obsessive vegans, who belived in ritual suicide

  • @maew150
    @maew150 5 років тому +4460

    Well that was a rather misleading name for a pope...

    • @Christian-mt5jx
      @Christian-mt5jx 4 роки тому +197

      HE IS INNOCENT!... the third

    • @0614Rei
      @0614Rei 4 роки тому +88

      @@Christian-mt5jx *the turd

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius 4 роки тому +41

      @Mae W I would say it is kind of like "Honest Joe's Used Cars", but the other Popes named Innocent were not so bad;)

    • @willtipton100
      @willtipton100 4 роки тому +73

      There was a pope called Hilarius in the 5th century, and idk much about him but the portraits I've seen of him look extremely cranky

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius 4 роки тому +13

      @hawkturkey But by contrasting one Church with "modern" churches" you too forget a verse: "on this rock I will build my Church and the gates of hell will not prevail over it"

  • @avelus5984
    @avelus5984 4 роки тому +1436

    “Innocent” is the person version of “Democratic Republic of/Democratic People’s Republic of”

  • @fenrirunshackled4319
    @fenrirunshackled4319 4 роки тому +1189

    Lawyer: Who is this man, your honor?
    Judge: He is Innocent
    Lawyer: Thank you, your honor

    • @ksanbahlyngwa1998
      @ksanbahlyngwa1998 3 роки тому +26

      😆

    • @M.A.C.01
      @M.A.C.01 2 роки тому +18

      Innocent iii: everything is going according to my plan!😈😈😈

    • @lovelydeath04
      @lovelydeath04 2 роки тому +2

      Bruh!!!

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 Рік тому +7

      Judge: *realizes he was played* "Listen here smartass-"

    • @azlanadil3646
      @azlanadil3646 7 місяців тому

      @@johnnygyro2295 “I’m holding you in contempt of court!”

  • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
    @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 4 роки тому +1564

    The most Ironically named guy in history. Innocent indeed.

  • @sgt.krakatoa1093
    @sgt.krakatoa1093 4 роки тому +731

    I could just imagine a bad 60s sitcom, called “Oh Innocent” where the Pope does bad stuff but everybody just ignores it and say “Oh Innocent”

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 роки тому +17

      He would make the Borgias look like Saints...

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 6 місяців тому +1

      And him smiling and doing a shrug like he doesn't know what he just did

    • @Styxswimmer
      @Styxswimmer 2 місяці тому

      ​@tomlxyz no, he would say "Did I do that" in a nasaly voice. If you know what I just referenced, we are automatically friends.

  • @enclavesoldier8893
    @enclavesoldier8893 2 роки тому +225

    At 2:47 Doge Enrico Dandolo (the Venetian who got the 4th Crusade to beat up the Byzantines) said "Ego Volo" which means "I want" in response to the defenders saying that god did not want the crusaders to attack the city, after this the Crusaders change their battlecry from "Deus Vult" (God Will's) to "Dandolo Vult" (Dandolo Will's). Nice one Rackam.

  • @CogitoEdu
    @CogitoEdu 5 років тому +2779

    Nice Medieval city you've got there. It would be a pity....if someone organised a crusade without thinking through the possible ramifications and whether or not a massive band of soldiers would actually understand the mission they were tasked with rather than just indiscriminately killing everyone in your aforementioned city.

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  5 років тому +404

      To be honest, the 4th Crusade could easily have resulted in the destruction of Venice if they hadn't been clever enough to pass on the hot potato to somebody else and get some nice new horses instead. It's a small miracle they got out of that one in one piece.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 років тому +177

      That's literally _every_ Crusade. Some just managed to reach their intended target before erupting in a burst of sectarian violence.

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 5 років тому +12

      Oh I think they did know the ramifications and such fortitude scares the bejesus out of you!

    • @AudioPervert1
      @AudioPervert1 4 роки тому +20

      Jihadis and their religious leaders (Christian or not) Dont and didnt think of "ramifications" ever ...

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 4 роки тому +4

      @@AudioPervert1 Very cool bro, I wish everyone was as high IQ as you.

  • @R0NYFL0NY
    @R0NYFL0NY 5 років тому +885

    Pope Innocent III must have been big on irony.

    • @JamesL0717
      @JamesL0717 4 роки тому +42

      Maybe it he was named that for massacring the Innocents.

    • @rafaelwilks
      @rafaelwilks 3 роки тому +3

      It was actually Simon de Montfort's fault.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 роки тому

      @@rafaelwilks directly

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 роки тому +2

      In fact being a Medieval Pope is Ironic in itself as they are the Leaders of the church that preches peace and unity but does more Political stuff and can undermine certain state actors and at times create conflict themselves which is just how it is in Medieval times.

  • @rogercheetoofficial
    @rogercheetoofficial 4 роки тому +686

    If someone is named Innocent, you kind of just assume they've committed war crimes and disregarded the Geneva convention even before it was written

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius 4 роки тому +20

      @keo warner That is not fair. Pope Innocent I was a great Pope and saintly man.

    • @youreworthyourweightinavoc7189
      @youreworthyourweightinavoc7189 4 роки тому +41

      Yeah, it's like when people name their kid Chastity, you know that kid is gonn' git some actiiiooonn

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 4 роки тому +4

      @@SpectatorAlius *_You are the most ignorant person I've ever seen._*

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 4 роки тому +5

      @@awddfg Trying to deny the pope's sanctity? Enjoy hellfire heathen.

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 4 роки тому +9

      The Geneva convention is for pussies. The cathars had it coming.

  • @BacchaeOphanim
    @BacchaeOphanim 5 років тому +624

    "Venice has boats. Venice has boats for days."
    I like that line. You should put it on a t-shirt.

    • @allthenewsordeath5772
      @allthenewsordeath5772 5 років тому +13

      Alaina Colbert
      But Venice is also where boatMormons come from so it must be denounced.

    • @YDECOY8
      @YDECOY8 4 роки тому +6

      @@allthenewsordeath5772 Ayyyy doormonster

    • @Seamus322
      @Seamus322 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a Trump quote...

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 4 роки тому +1

      @@Seamus322 I just read it in his voice...

    • @gododoof
      @gododoof 4 роки тому +1

      It's probably already on a shirt in a Venetian souvenir stall.

  • @StefanMilo
    @StefanMilo 5 років тому +1112

    A true spiritual leader for the ages!

    • @michelsand5399
      @michelsand5399 5 років тому +11

      Stefan Milo eat your heart out francis!

    • @rkitchen1967
      @rkitchen1967 5 років тому +5

      @@braschigiovanniangelo5559 As opposed to Europe? LOL

    • @michelsand5399
      @michelsand5399 4 роки тому +10

      TMPanos96 is the present the same as the past? If not then all of that is irrelevant to the conversation.

    • @AudioPervert1
      @AudioPervert1 4 роки тому +4

      @@michelsand5399 european tribalism (much like all tribalism) is the same today ... As it was a 100 years ago ... Example football and its various legions of hooligans

    • @michelsand5399
      @michelsand5399 4 роки тому +3

      Audio Pervert true, very true. Now if only it could fucking stay there!

  • @alternativebassist
    @alternativebassist 4 роки тому +109

    The way Genghis Khan's eyes widen in shock at the lightning...its the little details that are perfect

  • @popeinnocentiii7778
    @popeinnocentiii7778 4 роки тому +500

    Those Cathars had it coming

  • @ubisons6161
    @ubisons6161 5 років тому +350

    Pope not so Innocent III

    • @rafaelwilks
      @rafaelwilks 3 роки тому +1

      It was actually Simon de Montfort's fault.

    • @calm1tbh
      @calm1tbh 3 роки тому +3

      "It wasn't me" - Pope Innocent

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +201

    Now I want a chess board where the king is the pope and the enemy king is the Orthodox Patriarch.
    Rooks are the walls of Rome and Constantinople respectively, bishops are cardinals, knights are the kings leading the crusade and the pawns are the crusaders. Whoever reaches the other side (the Holy land) gets to choose a new path in life.

    • @satancherny3010
      @satancherny3010 4 роки тому +15

      queens.... choirboy castrati 👌

    • @johng7003
      @johng7003 4 роки тому +6

      As an Orthodox i support this thought

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 роки тому +7

      @Alvi Syahri Not really, he’s just saying have the chess board be themed with Latin Catholics vs Greek Orthodoxes. Same rules as chess.

  • @Shaun_Jones
    @Shaun_Jones 4 роки тому +80

    1:09 is probably the best way to describe French history in three words or less.

  • @Confederate-hj2dc
    @Confederate-hj2dc 3 роки тому +34

    Gives a whole new meaning to “innocent until proven guilty.”

  • @mistermister2291
    @mistermister2291 4 роки тому +212

    "That's like if the Pope woke up tomorrow and was like 'That's it, no more 'Mormons''", and napalmed Salt Lake City."
    I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and found that part incredibly funny lmbo!

    • @millardfillmore2869
      @millardfillmore2869 3 роки тому

      Lmbo

    • @allieasay8384
      @allieasay8384 3 роки тому +1

      Haha, same

    • @renjurichard
      @renjurichard 3 роки тому +1

      Hey I'm a weirdo from eeeeeh never mind you watch living waters video on mormonism just type that video its a Christian perspective on mormonism

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 2 роки тому +4

      I'm not religious at all but the video by Knowing Better: "American Exceptionalism But As A Religion" is rather entertaining and educational.

    • @mendez369
      @mendez369 2 роки тому

      its really funny

  • @fidius01
    @fidius01 4 роки тому +143

    Although the attack on Constantinople went against his explicit orders, and the Crusaders were subsequently excommunicated, Innocent reluctantly accepted this result, seeing it as the will of God to reunite the Latin and Orthodox Churches.

    • @romualdcaffeserre6230
      @romualdcaffeserre6230 4 роки тому +46

      Proof that the will of god is pretty much whatever you want it to be, and the pope does not actually take command from him. I higly doubt god would approve this,not in a million year.

    • @sophiaperennis2360
      @sophiaperennis2360 3 роки тому +7

      @@romualdcaffeserre6230 Nothing happens by chance in this world.

    • @romualdcaffeserre6230
      @romualdcaffeserre6230 3 роки тому +14

      @@sophiaperennis2360 yes it does

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 роки тому +7

      @@romualdcaffeserre6230 well he (Innocent) does have a point though,
      If it happened, it happened I guess?
      - Pope Innocent III

    • @larslundandersen7722
      @larslundandersen7722 3 роки тому +10

      And it ended up not uniting anything. Most of the military strength of the 4th Crusade got destroyed 12 months after it took Constantinople (in the Battle of Adrianople) and the rest of the Latin presence in the east could not dominate the Orthodox realms into anything. And the Western insistence on trying to retake the East after it had lost most of it in the 1250s and 1260s, led to the Empire being distracted enough in the West that it didn't/couldn't pay enough attention to the East. So all in all, the 4th Crusade is one of the most Counter-productive events in history to promote Christian strength and unity. All for Venetian greed.

  • @giovanniacuto2688
    @giovanniacuto2688 4 роки тому +16

    There was a student chant during the Vietnam War. "Hey, hey LBJ, how many kids did you kill today". The mediaeval equivalent was "Hey, hey Innocent the Third, How many Albigensians have you interred".

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  4 роки тому +6

      That would assume he gave them proper burials, but I like the cut of your jib!

    • @johnnymatheis1018
      @johnnymatheis1018 2 місяці тому +1

      LBJ was bad enough, but he couldn't hold a candle to the demonic evil of Innocent III.

  • @jasonssavitt5297
    @jasonssavitt5297 5 років тому +96

    Dandolo: Ego Volo
    Crusaders: Dandolo vult!

  • @anthonypuccetti8779
    @anthonypuccetti8779 4 роки тому +31

    G. K. Chesterton: "At least five times, with the Arian and the Albigensian, with the Humanist skeptic, after Voltaire and after Darwin, the Faith has to all appearance gone to the dogs. In each of these five cases it was the dog that died."

  • @ThisisBarris
    @ThisisBarris 5 років тому +121

    This was absolutely incredible. The writing and timing was brilliant man. Absolutely loved it, especially since Béziers isn't far from where I live - God damn Crusaders!

  • @degenerate3288
    @degenerate3288 5 років тому +201

    Life and times of Tsar Nicholas 2 *Electric Boogaloo*

    • @michelsand5399
      @michelsand5399 5 років тому +11

      I hate that i never thought of that joke...but no, Lenin would be more entertaining.

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 5 років тому +1

      Lenin first

    • @chocolateex1907
      @chocolateex1907 4 роки тому

      👌

    • @LancesArmorStriking
      @LancesArmorStriking 4 роки тому

      @@michelsand5399
      Lenin 2.0? Robot Lenin?

    • @michelsand5399
      @michelsand5399 4 роки тому +1

      LancesArmorStriking ...that’s a great one. But how about this? Robot Lenin: Revolutionator. If the title seems liking, please post your suggestion. Thank you and have a good day/night.

  • @cristerowarrior1450
    @cristerowarrior1450 5 років тому +136

    Eastern Orthodox really hate the 4th crusade

    • @stefanchr7715
      @stefanchr7715 5 років тому +77

      What did you expect it single handedly doomed the byzantines to fall under the turks.

    • @real_orestis_georgiou
      @real_orestis_georgiou 5 років тому +35

      @@MJayzStudio You are extremely wrong.

    • @torcaace
      @torcaace 5 років тому +9

      It's a mix of both

    • @stefanchr7715
      @stefanchr7715 5 років тому +42

      @@MJayzStudio The 4th crusade caused the civil wars as to who will reclaim constantinople from the latins with the creation of the empire of nikia, trepenzond and epirus. It also weakened the city walls and left the city in ruins which some parts never recovered from that.

    • @real_orestis_georgiou
      @real_orestis_georgiou 5 років тому +33

      @@MJayzStudio The population of Constantinople was greatly reduced and never recovered. Also the Latins continued to hold many important islands and parts of Greece. Also the Turks found a great opportunity to continue to advance that they wouldn't have otherwise.

  • @JonatasMonte
    @JonatasMonte 4 роки тому +57

    You gave me the pretext to play Civilizaton V as Venice: *DANDOLOS'S VULT!!*

  • @floris.927
    @floris.927 5 років тому +60

    Enrico Dandolo lived well into his 90s didn’t he? Apparently God wasn’t that keen for his company ...

    • @Alaryk111
      @Alaryk111 4 роки тому +5

      and he was blind for most of his live

    • @floris.927
      @floris.927 4 роки тому +7

      Res Publica Wasn’t there also a legend where he jumped up and bumped his head on the bed board or something when he heard of the Sack of Constantinople?

    • @blanemylke4144
      @blanemylke4144 4 роки тому +2

      102, respectively

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane Рік тому

      Dude made it a century while blind back when everyone thought diseases were caused by either having too much or not enough of a certain body fluid, or were divine punishments.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому +46

    My guy Innocent is still wanted in Greece after 800 years of his death

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому

      @@arolemaprarath6615 yes yes yes, o mai gad, you didn't know?
      He is wanted yes yes yes yes yes

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому

      @alvi syahri joke: something said or done to provoke laughter
      especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist

    • @selfmadegrammarnazi6916
      @selfmadegrammarnazi6916 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gia1911Logous Nobody is laughing at the joke, were all laughing at you for thinking youre funny.

    • @liz2saintvideos
      @liz2saintvideos 3 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 3 роки тому +3

      @@liz2saintvideos Yeah lemme explain,
      basically the guy just ruined Byzantium to oblivion with his unresponsive army
      He essentially killed the center of Christianity and the Greek world

  • @aaronmarks9366
    @aaronmarks9366 5 років тому +5

    This is the first time I've seen this channel. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @tagalongtoourpast
    @tagalongtoourpast 5 років тому +4

    Glad to see you back...and this may be my favorite one yet! Well done. And I like the "more information" links that pop up.

  • @patriciapalmer1377
    @patriciapalmer1377 2 роки тому +5

    I always look forward to your incisive and entertaining presentations. Thank you for all your time and effort !!! Pat. November 2021

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 4 роки тому +4

    This video is the funniest one Jack has made IMO. Just the imagery of the crusaders moving in a giant mass while saying “Dandelo Vult” and “Deus Vult” is hilarious to me for some reason, plus the Star Wars projection thing and the “bomb the Mormons” segment.

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  4 роки тому

      This is one of my favorites, along with Jan van Leiden and perhaps Wu Zetian. Not coincidentally those are all the ones where I laughed the most reading Wikipedia

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 4 роки тому

      Jack Rackam Oh my god didn’t expect that reply.
      Wait... you use Wikipedia?
      Though I’d say regarding this one the delivery and visual gags are also what sells it, the super apt metaphors help too.

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  4 роки тому

      @@wannabehistorian371 Oh yeah, Wikipedia is an amazing resource, and often very accurate too. You have to be careful that it's not the only source you look at, especially for more obscure topics, but often it can help you find other sources too

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 4 роки тому

      Jack Rackam Admittedly I use it often too in my writings (I like to write historical fiction). Though often that’s because for obscure topics there’s so few sources in English. Or really when I want to know about what went on outside England (especially since I like Polish history but trying to research that can be like pulling teeth). The best source for such topics is probably r/AskHistorians but trying to get a bite there isn’t something one should bet on.
      I should probably watch the Jan van Leiden one lol. But I’m taking you have a bit of a dark sense of humor. Then again that should have been obvious.
      Also, by the way, if you ever do one of these about Voltaire or Frederick the Great and cover their bromance, you just have to use the “The Ambiguously Gay Duo~” song. It’s just way too apt.

  • @ellenl9249
    @ellenl9249 4 роки тому +19

    I just finished learning about him in Western Civilization I and I’m DYING LAUGHING at this 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for making history FUN!

  • @Rockingham76
    @Rockingham76 5 років тому

    Awesome that you're back!!
    Would love to see a video about Bismarck if you ever have the time!

  • @ericthompson861
    @ericthompson861 4 роки тому

    This video and channel just showed up on my feed this morning. Why didn’t I know about tha topic sooner? The spin on this was absolutely fantastic!

  • @franzferdinand5810
    @franzferdinand5810 5 років тому +11

    just found your channel and absolutely love it!

  • @joeybonzo4817
    @joeybonzo4817 5 років тому +4

    Welcome back man fantastic video as always

  • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
    @JoeSmith-sl9bq 4 роки тому +34

    The 4th crusade was excommunicated when they attacked Zadar (or Zara). So they were not Crusaders when they attacked, but mercenaries. The Roman pretender also hires him, but had no money, so they took the spoils of Constantinople as payment.

    • @igors5827
      @igors5827 3 роки тому

      true but they continued to the Middle East with the intention of carrying out the Crusade and receiving pardon from the Pope.

    • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
      @JoeSmith-sl9bq 3 роки тому

      @@igors5827 Did they get it? I am not aware

    • @igors5827
      @igors5827 3 роки тому +2

      @@JoeSmith-sl9bq They did, after taking Constantinople

    • @igors5827
      @igors5827 3 роки тому

      @@JoeSmith-sl9bq Innocent III washed his hands and declared it the "will of God".

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 2 роки тому

      @@igors5827 Can you quote any original source to support that?

  • @fahoodie1852
    @fahoodie1852 3 роки тому +5

    5:40
    I love how your videos end so abruptly. You had me laughing for minutes

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 5 місяців тому

      He does that with all of them. They didn't find out what happened after they died.

  • @zacwalker5002
    @zacwalker5002 5 років тому +8

    Glad your back. You put out some great content!

  • @degenerate3288
    @degenerate3288 5 років тому +54

    To be fair to the Pope
    Excommunication was a pretty big deal at the time so it was a worthy punishment at least in the minds of the crusaders I guess
    since they probably thought they'd be going to hell

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  5 років тому +14

      Granted, absolutely, although it's still a very easy punishment for him to dole out without really having to change anything

    • @UltramanII
      @UltramanII 4 роки тому +1

      @@alexfranco9389 The Bible doesn't mention any hell tho

    • @relmcheatham
      @relmcheatham 4 роки тому +6

      @@UltramanII
      2 Peter 2:4-5
      Matthew 8:12
      Matthew 23:33
      Mark 9:47
      Luke 12:5
      Luke 16:22-24
      What are these verses referring to then?

    • @UltramanII
      @UltramanII 4 роки тому

      ​@@relmcheatham A generic afterlife. There is nothing mentioned about any eternal burning. That Luke 16:22-24 verse used "Hades" even in English version, clearly it's referring to a place similar to the netherworld in Greek mythology.

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius 4 роки тому +3

      @Joseph Krakowski Since the excommunication didn't even slow them down, I am sure they did not think they'd be going to hell.

  • @emmanueltrejo4226
    @emmanueltrejo4226 3 роки тому +1

    I swear I’ve watched this video at least 20 times . It’s so enjoyable

  • @AStrategyGameDev
    @AStrategyGameDev 4 роки тому +2

    The production quallity is top. Its pretty abridged(the history that is), but I see this channel potentially taking off.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 роки тому +6

    This video comes back to my mind every time I remember what someone said about Medieval 2:
    "You shouldn't be able to attack fellow Christians during a crusade"

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 роки тому +1

      Well the 4th Crusaders were technically no longer Crusading but have the Crusader Mercenary units if we are going by the games logic.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 10 місяців тому

      Or how in EU4 as the Papal controller you can't declare a Crusade against other Christians.

  • @Artur_M.
    @Artur_M. 5 років тому +27

    That guitar guy though! 3:08

  • @benedictus8996
    @benedictus8996 5 років тому

    Just discovered this channel and it's wonderful

  • @tr33b3ard73
    @tr33b3ard73 3 роки тому

    So I found you somehow after smoking some El Chapo OG, and once I heard your opening line and the way it rhymed I totally subbed!!! Great shit bro!!! RESPECT!!!

  • @93MANIAC
    @93MANIAC Рік тому +4

    Damn this dude pretty much has main antagonist of future Assassin's Creed game written all over him

    • @subutaynoyan5372
      @subutaynoyan5372 Рік тому

      His evil is so vast, even the assassin order can't match him.

  • @Optidorf
    @Optidorf 4 роки тому +227

    Ah, good old medieval Europe. A place that makes hell looks like a five star beach resort with free drinks.

    • @lawmaker22
      @lawmaker22 4 роки тому +23

      Far more better than 20th century europe... Waaaaay more killed people and destroyed cities in 20th century than in previous 19

    • @PaulvonOberstein
      @PaulvonOberstein 4 роки тому +15

      @@lawmaker22 No carnage during the Middle Ages compares to what happened to Leningrad, Hamburg, or Dresden. Explain what a firestorm is to any of the medieval popes and they would think we're the insane, savage brutes.

    • @lawmaker22
      @lawmaker22 4 роки тому +12

      @@PaulvonOberstein people dont realize how sick 20th century was. 21st could be too. People dont realize how sick abortion industry is.... We made progress only in technology, thank God for that... In humanism we are way worse than middle ages societies

    • @SavageHenry777
      @SavageHenry777 4 роки тому +14

      @@PaulvonOberstein Nah, they would salivate and become erect at the possibility of having such power, answerable to their rage.

    • @sinisterminister6478
      @sinisterminister6478 4 роки тому +22

      @@PaulvonOberstein They didn't lack the will, just the means.

  • @jessicamoores181
    @jessicamoores181 4 роки тому +2

    Very Interesting, Informative and Funny! Thank You, Jack👍

  • @charlesdavis7087
    @charlesdavis7087 4 роки тому +2

    Excellent work. Beautiful done and highly informative.

  • @eliegbert8121
    @eliegbert8121 4 роки тому +14

    5:16 That would make a pretty good novel

  • @stijnwildeboer8809
    @stijnwildeboer8809 5 років тому +6

    Welcome back, Jack!

  • @dragomiryankov2461
    @dragomiryankov2461 5 років тому

    Great Video! I re-watched it like 3 times :D

  • @emems6620
    @emems6620 4 роки тому +2

    Found your videos today, I like your funny voice and editing and also the figures used for the animations!! Just my taste

  • @russia1305
    @russia1305 4 роки тому +45

    As an ex mormon I would whole heartedly support the Pope napalming salt lake city

    • @russia1305
      @russia1305 3 роки тому

      @LX Forde what does this even mean

  • @andiebrown7792
    @andiebrown7792 5 років тому +13

    So glad Jack's back !

  • @js5072
    @js5072 4 роки тому

    First video I've watched from you, subbed, way too entertaining!

  • @Powersnufkin
    @Powersnufkin 5 років тому +2

    This was very funny and accurate. Well done!

  • @pistashioman7817
    @pistashioman7817 3 роки тому +7

    “Innocent is a man with a plan that starts with a span of land in Germanic hands”

  • @akechijubeimitsuhide
    @akechijubeimitsuhide 3 роки тому +6

    I hope we'll get a video on Philip IV of France and his whole messed-up family / succession problems because THAT was a wild ride and eventually led to the 100 years war.

    • @johnnymatheis1018
      @johnnymatheis1018 2 місяці тому

      Oh, yeah, the end of the knights Templars, the curse from de Molay, that movie is sure to come out within ten years.

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide 2 місяці тому

      @@johnnymatheis1018I'm hoping for an actual good AND high-budget series based on The Accursed Kings, because the very old series lacked money and the newer one was rushed as hell.

  • @cultofmalgus1310
    @cultofmalgus1310 5 років тому

    this video was amazing after a few pints. SUBSCRIBED!

  • @tooley6969
    @tooley6969 4 роки тому +2

    I love your style, I love your delivery, and I love your attention to detail sir. I have just discovered your channel and I cannot wait to see what your take on all these historical situations are. To sound hokey I like the cut of your jib.

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 5 років тому +19

    The name INNOCENT is a mite ironic...

  • @lehuynguyen8400
    @lehuynguyen8400 5 років тому +6

    I think the Catholic Church now really need another pope like him or St. Pius X!

    • @andrew-paulclements1502
      @andrew-paulclements1502 5 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure Innocent III was the bad guy in this story, or do you just enjoy watch Papal incompetence and Pope Fights?

    • @andrew-paulclements1502
      @andrew-paulclements1502 5 років тому

      @@alexfranco9389 You can believe that, until a pope fight breaks out and there are multiple popes.

    • @vms3181
      @vms3181 4 роки тому

      @@alexfranco9389 Amen.

  • @robertshuxley
    @robertshuxley 5 років тому +2

    this channel deserves more subs!
    I have a feeling you're gonna hit 100k sometime next year

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  5 років тому

      Man, that would be awesome. I do have a couple projects in the works that I think will bring more attention to the channel, hopefully I'll cross 10k by next summer, but pulling a Knowing Better would be a dream come true.

  • @sitrakamatthieu
    @sitrakamatthieu 4 роки тому +1

    Omg it s beautiful! Wonderful video man!!!

  • @crqf2010ruler
    @crqf2010ruler 4 роки тому +9

    How can you call him a genocidal* if he is Innocent?

  • @hentaioverwhelming
    @hentaioverwhelming 4 роки тому +7

    In Crusader Kings 2, any bishop that is named "Innocent" is often a target of assassination or execution. Playing as one of the Norse factions allowed me to rampage through certain very specific places and raid those monasteries for fun and profit. I actually ended up being the target of Pope Innocent III's crusade, which was why I decided to completely destroy the Papal States including Rome and converted it into a center of Norse paganism. It was kind of hilarious watching the game go through several Pope Innocents, all of whom I sacrificed to the Norse gods.

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  4 роки тому +6

      I love your sense of irony

    • @hentaioverwhelming
      @hentaioverwhelming 4 роки тому +4

      @@JackRackam The game lets me mess with history as much as I want so I might as well yeet it for all it is worth.

  • @jordanoutten746
    @jordanoutten746 4 роки тому

    I absolutley loveeee the narrator's style of telling these stories..

  • @ArtiKard
    @ArtiKard 5 років тому

    Great video, love the animations of the stickmen charging the city!

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  5 років тому

      Thanks! Animating armies is astonishingly time-consuming, happy it came out well but my goodness I need to not do that again for a little while :D

  • @AyaneAklko
    @AyaneAklko 5 років тому +3

    Missed this 😍😍😍

  • @JingDalagan
    @JingDalagan 2 роки тому +3

    "He got a fever and died"
    As we are in a pandemic, that line aged well.

  • @rDnhey
    @rDnhey 5 років тому +1

    Best videos as always! Keep it up!

  • @KhAnubis
    @KhAnubis 5 років тому

    Great to see you back!

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  5 років тому +1

      Great to be back! Been waiting to finish this video for ages!

  • @florian8599
    @florian8599 5 років тому +3

    4:51 Yeah, Saint Thomas of Aquinas was definitely not liking the Beziers "incident". I mean, in his Just War Theory in the Summa Theologica he was like: "If you can't distinguish: HANDS OFF!" (Summa Theologia Book II, II 64,2)

  • @stephanb9920
    @stephanb9920 5 років тому +27

    Medieval History and Popes...
    Always something good to find there

    • @lawmaker22
      @lawmaker22 4 роки тому +1

      Yap, a lot less shit than in 20th century alone.... These are fairytales in compare to fascist, nacis and communists ww 1 and 2

  • @deidreperryman172
    @deidreperryman172 3 роки тому +2

    Unbelievable😂 what kind of history telling is that?? Insane!! Loved it. Thanks for sharing.

  • @andreipavel4389
    @andreipavel4389 5 років тому +1

    Hey man, you deserve all my respects for what you're doing. Not only mine... Just want you to know how grateful I am that there's some funny dude doing all this stuff.

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  5 років тому

      Thanks so much! I love this stuff, it's worth doing, and it means a lot to know that people appreciate it

  • @Hannodb1961
    @Hannodb1961 5 років тому +4

    I like this new wave of comic history channels.Educational and fun

  • @historian252
    @historian252 4 роки тому +3

    One you missed quite a lot of information on the Fourth Crusade. When the Crusaders sackes Zara, Innocent excommunicated all of them and Venice. And the Prince who was planning to pay them was killed by another man who took the throne and that guy refused to pay the crusaders.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 5 місяців тому

      He didn't want to spend the whole video on it. He said that.

  • @ComradeHellas
    @ComradeHellas 5 років тому

    Quality content as always

  • @gus-vanover
    @gus-vanover Рік тому +1

    It's been like three years since I first watched this video and sometimes I still quote it.

  • @Ab-wd3rh
    @Ab-wd3rh 5 років тому +3

    more videos please

  • @lsthero5863
    @lsthero5863 2 роки тому +3

    In catalonia the cathar were called “els bonhomes” (the goodmen)

  • @sarah3796
    @sarah3796 4 роки тому +1

    This is great thank you jack

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  4 роки тому

      You're welcome! Thanks for watching!

  • @lagitanavderoscio
    @lagitanavderoscio 4 роки тому

    I hope you come out soon; I literally JUST subscribed.

  • @maple1212
    @maple1212 5 років тому +8

    Cathars were violent suicidal maniacs. There’s a reason why that movement was legitimately squashed

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  5 років тому +5

      As per the pinned comment, there is little evidence to suggest they were such maniacs and the Albigensian Crusade was pretty indiscriminate, a lot of Catholics were killed too. It wasn't just the suppression of a religious movement, it was rampant and indiscriminate killings with the intent to wipe out an entire group of people.

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 5 років тому

      Gnosticism is based

  • @davidbukowski3463
    @davidbukowski3463 5 років тому +11

    You forgot to mention that the Pope threatened the crusaders with excommunication as they were about to attack Zara.

  • @Meatsquatch69420
    @Meatsquatch69420 4 роки тому

    New favourite channel

  • @connorwilson2014
    @connorwilson2014 4 роки тому

    Love your videos dude. Very well done. If I could offer a small criticism, it is a lot of information to absorb at once for the layman, if you could slow down the pacing just a tad

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  4 роки тому +1

      Thanks! You might like my newer videos, they're paced a little slower

  • @mrspock1994
    @mrspock1994 5 років тому +6

    You should write for Drunk History. I love this channel 😂😂

  • @rgball1960
    @rgball1960 4 роки тому +13

    Was it VOLTAIRE who said the Holy Roman Empire was neither HOLY, ROMAN, or an EMPIRE ?

    • @JackRackam
      @JackRackam  4 роки тому +2

      I believe so, yes

    • @mathy1799
      @mathy1799 4 роки тому +3

      To be honest to the HRE. Voltaire said that in the 18th century, when the HRE was a shadow of its former self after the protestant reformation and the rise of nation states inside the empire. The HRE had a few periods where it was (mostly) holy and was (somewhat) roman and was an empire.

  • @thibaudduhamel2581
    @thibaudduhamel2581 4 роки тому +2

    « Kill them all, god will recognize his own! » famous quote thought to have been said when the crusader armies assaulted Beziers during the Albigensian crusade.

  • @Blitzman1999
    @Blitzman1999 5 років тому +1

    Great episode, incredible funny. Tragedy + Time = Humor.

  • @joecraskki3175
    @joecraskki3175 3 роки тому +3

    Lawyer:"Your honor my client is innocent"
    Prosecutor:"well but he literally killed thousands of christians"
    Lawyer:"I don't believe you understand, my client is INNOCENT"
    Prosecutor:"..."
    Judge:"..."
    Clerk:"..."
    Jury:"well... He's innocent"
    Judge:"well, the jury found the defendant Innocent and not guilty"

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 5 років тому +8

    Fourth Crusade: **Dandolo Vult!!!**

  • @elryan6785
    @elryan6785 3 роки тому

    you earned a sub today sir

  • @hansanthonyjosephcalma7360
    @hansanthonyjosephcalma7360 4 роки тому +1

    ok this video made me lol a lot... nice way of explaining it!