George Carlin Monologue-Hosts the Tonight Show

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  • Опубліковано 1 лип 2008
  • Jan 1981 is very likely
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  • @ivyvines6708
    @ivyvines6708 9 років тому +39

    He was nothing short of brilliant. So special and so honest.

  • @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews
    @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews 10 років тому +164

    Probably the greatest standup comedian of all time. So unafraid, so brutally honest, and so mean that he's almost too funny.

    • @xeokym223
      @xeokym223 10 років тому +28

      Not "probably"......he was *definitely* the greatest stand-up comedian of all time.

    • @jakeinator722
      @jakeinator722 8 років тому

      +Xeokym Idonthinkso Ehem.... Ever heard of JOHNNY CARSON?

    • @vau0807
      @vau0807 8 років тому +6

      +guy2008rules If you think Johnny Carson was the greatest stand-up comedian of all time, you're a funny guy yourself.

    • @patbrennan6572
      @patbrennan6572 8 років тому +5

      +Gregory Alan Bailey '' remove the word probably and you'll be 100% right''.

    • @patbrennan6572
      @patbrennan6572 8 років тому +8

      +guy2008rules i have heard of johnny carson indeed and remember him saying that carlin was the greatest of all time..

  • @slavesymphony6227
    @slavesymphony6227 8 років тому +17

    What an amazing performer this man was. I hang on his every word, no matter how many times I've seen it. Ear to ear smile from beginning to end. Thank you sir George.

  • @djargus
    @djargus 14 років тому +46

    "A man who was shot in the chest nine times yesterday and refused treatment... Died today!"

  • @TacomaPaul
    @TacomaPaul 13 років тому +21

    George was/IS STILL my mentor. In 8th grade I used to get up in front of the class and do the Hippy Dippy Weatherman routine.
    Thanks George for changing my life. ;-)

  • @freeamericausa1
    @freeamericausa1 10 років тому +36

    "Rubbed me the wrong way?" Great stuff from the all time Master of original comedy.

    • @travelsonic
      @travelsonic 10 років тому +4

      I liked that, and "A man who says that for 23 years he has been bending over to help people has been taken to an orthopedic hospital." heheh...

  • @Bifrons
    @Bifrons 14 років тому +10

    The man worked on ALL levels and continues to work. Thanks for the laughs George.

  • @johnjhuff
    @johnjhuff 14 років тому +16

    Genius. From the beginning to the end of his career, pure brilliance. I would stay up late at night and watch his specials on HBO and in actuality, only understand his routines partially, but as I grew older, I realized that he was right about everything. Where is the George Carlin of today?

  • @4Greyhounds
    @4Greyhounds 8 років тому +90

    You can almost see the leash he's straining against.

    • @bratton79
      @bratton79 3 роки тому +7

      I know! It’s around his neck and his balls too. Tightening ceaselessly for network television...

    • @lechatbotte.
      @lechatbotte. 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @SA77888
    @SA77888 6 років тому +11

    Most comedians rely on exaggeration to make a joke work, as did George sometimes, but a lot of his later more political material relied upon no such exaggeration, just the bizarre, cold, hard truth of reality. Legend.

  • @richardcook6284
    @richardcook6284 8 років тому +26

    Spoofing the media was my favorite Carlin.

  • @pierrejacksontheplaylist79
    @pierrejacksontheplaylist79 7 років тому +16

    RIP George carlin and Johnny Carson

  • @ninau1
    @ninau1 13 років тому +21

    I recommend George's book "Brain Droppings" Hilarious and he has something to say !!!!

    • @kevinabel2370
      @kevinabel2370 5 років тому +1

      Yes. A good book.

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 3 роки тому

      Huh, wasn’t aware of that title.
      Thanks. I’ll check it out!

  • @captjon615
    @captjon615 16 років тому +5

    OMG -- I remember seeing this very episode! (My parents caught me watching TV, after I was supposed to go to bed.) The "massage parlor" joke was my favorite!

  • @tejastiger61
    @tejastiger61 14 років тому +8

    AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!
    Thanks a million to the wonderful nice person who took their time to share with the rest of us..... Thank You ..... Thank You.......

  • @damnyoustamos
    @damnyoustamos 12 років тому +58

    "Guest host" was, of course, one of George's favorite oxymorons.

  • @askledhead
    @askledhead 2 роки тому +3

    I became a Carlin fan at the age of 12 or 13. I bought his albums or recorded his material on my tape recorder. I love his mannerisms, eye and face gestures. Carlin didn't need to rely on " Dirty " comedy for a laugh, which I have no issues with, thank you Sam Kinison. George Carlin, the Comedic Genius that has influenced my Humor, appreciative of living to see him LIVE.✌

  • @danwaltz315
    @danwaltz315 6 років тому +2

    his news clips are always very off the cuff&very funny. Miss u George Carlin.RIP.

  • @9Milli07
    @9Milli07 10 років тому +8

    the greatest of all time, you will be missed by many

  • @sawarebel
    @sawarebel 4 роки тому +1

    Joke about grapefruit juice was just a work of art!

  • @stilltmg
    @stilltmg 14 років тому +3

    We all love George Carlin!!!

  • @NociNL
    @NociNL 9 років тому +52

    Funny that he was completely loaded on cocaine on this show as he stated in an interview (unmasked with George Carlin) Great comedian!

    • @nogoodbastid
      @nogoodbastid 7 років тому +5

      NociNL I think it was an earlier guest hosting appearance in the 70's in which he was on coke. By this point in the 80's he had kicked coke.

    • @koatlga
      @koatlga 7 років тому +6

      it was when he hosted the first SNL

  • @AccordionManiac
    @AccordionManiac 15 років тому +2

    So awesome, thanks for sharing this one!

  • @abbynormal5475
    @abbynormal5475 8 років тому +2

    Love Carliin I am really enjoying them, thanks!

  • @Pastalet
    @Pastalet 15 років тому +4

    Carlin is the best stand-up of all time! Most people say Richard Pryor, and he was awesome, but Carlin's material was top notch and his longevity is incomparable. So much material. So many years of teaching us young fuckers how to do shit. He's like a second dad.

  • @zimjun7
    @zimjun7 5 років тому +5

    5:23 ...."when she was struck head on from the rear." haha

  • @meestermole2412
    @meestermole2412 8 місяців тому

    I always come back to this clip - been a huge fan forever. btw - January 26, 1981 George Carlin (guest host), Debbie Reynolds, Kip Addotta, Dr. Joyce Brothers

  • @kennethkelly708
    @kennethkelly708 Рік тому +1

    Need the whole show!!!!

  • @DAntiprodukt
    @DAntiprodukt 15 років тому +4

    George Carlin before he was good was still really great.

  • @kkarnet
    @kkarnet 6 років тому +2

    Greatest philosopher of the 20th century.

  • @xxxjet
    @xxxjet 15 років тому +2

    LEGENDARY

  • @whotoinfinity
    @whotoinfinity 11 років тому +3

    Missing you George! R.I.P.

  • @stacyblue1980
    @stacyblue1980 7 років тому

    omg wow! Had no idea. Tk youuuu :D

  • @ErikGruber
    @ErikGruber 12 років тому +2

    I loved it! Each to his own. :)

  • @JoshSitar
    @JoshSitar 15 років тому

    That's a nice television-grey version of the classic RCA 77 microphone being used there.
    David Letterman used an RCA 77dx on the old show, and Larry King still uses one on his show. Even Tom Green has one on his desk for his little internet show he runs from his home.

  • @InHumanoXY
    @InHumanoXY 3 роки тому +2

    GEORGE CARLIN IS THEEEEEE LEGEND!

  • @KevinMooretoons
    @KevinMooretoons 14 років тому +2

    I don't think that's a fair assessment of his 90s work. He was always funny. But his work from the 90s til his death became even more observational, analytical, strident, confrontational -- and it was brilliant in cutting thru the B.S. He had always had that knack, but it got sharper in his old age. Like a fine wine, that guy.

  • @Golbez1991
    @Golbez1991 13 років тому +7

    Seeing how he brilliantly performed a news segment, he could have done the Weekend Update segment on SNL.

    • @matpsycic
      @matpsycic 7 років тому +1

      Golbez1991 he hosted the first snl ever

    • @Hithere-ek4qt
      @Hithere-ek4qt 4 роки тому

      George was always funny, SNL no longer is.

  • @HaniAlbaqshi86
    @HaniAlbaqshi86 13 років тому +1

    R.I.P Mr. Carlin ur comedy will live on forever, unlike comedy of today

  • @livardo
    @livardo 15 років тому +2

    Yup, and I saw an interview (right here on UA-cam I think, TVLegends or some such thing) where he said that SNL has ignored him since then.

    • @billbeliakoff5589
      @billbeliakoff5589 3 роки тому

      Which I'll never understand since SNL rips politicians on a regular basis, which Carlin was a master at.

  • @moisesdelcastillo6703
    @moisesdelcastillo6703 6 років тому +2

    Great outfit choice from the GOAT.

  • @HappyHumanist369
    @HappyHumanist369 15 років тому

    Definitely.....epic era of television and movies without a doubt.

  • @newrealization12
    @newrealization12 13 років тому +1

    I love george carlin. What a mind.

  • @tonyfigs8148
    @tonyfigs8148 5 років тому +1

    He makes Johnny Carson and his writers look like AMATEURS!

  • @1madDogz
    @1madDogz 13 років тому

    Wow that was better then many of Johnny's openings.

  • @dennison2509
    @dennison2509 3 роки тому +3

    'Being alive is actually a form of disease' Makes so much sense!

  • @frostychickenprods
    @frostychickenprods 10 років тому +4

    if you had to pick only one comedian as the best in the world, he'd be on the list of like 4 names

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 5 років тому

      KEVIN PIASTRA: COMEDIAN Only one or like 4?

  • @doogandoggin2571
    @doogandoggin2571 4 роки тому

    And national treasure. He killed me.😂😂😂

  • @aleksandrscheffler7062
    @aleksandrscheffler7062 11 років тому

    nice to see another Dio Era Sabbath Fan and Carlin Fan

  • @aakashneve9323
    @aakashneve9323 7 років тому +7

    Anyone else watching this in 2017?

    • @vieshs777
      @vieshs777 6 років тому +1

      No - 2018. Sorry, missed the right time for this...

    • @arcyeo8111
      @arcyeo8111 6 років тому

      aakash neve 2018!

    • @kathyodom5372
      @kathyodom5372 6 років тому

      2018.

  • @Mozart1220
    @Mozart1220 11 років тому +2

    There are no dirty words. It's how you use them, and Carlin uses them just right.

  • @Tdgonline
    @Tdgonline 14 років тому

    Think if you go to UA-cam's archive interviews of George Carlin, he does talk about his professional credits including the number of times he's done stand-up on the The Tonight Show as well as hosting it.

  • @DSHolmstrom
    @DSHolmstrom 13 років тому

    I'd love to see the rest of this episode. Kip and George trading puns?!?! Yes, now, all of it, now, please?!?

  • @cubsfan97
    @cubsfan97 14 років тому

    George is the best, the world has never known a better comedian, a better PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN!

  • @noone120000
    @noone120000 15 років тому +7

    Ahh man the country in going down the tubes....
    What tubes? I don't see any tuebs.

  • @GUNS4MIKE1234
    @GUNS4MIKE1234 13 років тому

    Carson and carlin in the same role of film am I dead or in the twilight zone? eather way this is awesome:D

  • @nevermind-he8ni
    @nevermind-he8ni 2 роки тому

    Love this piece. Imagine if GC did "Weekend update" on SNL? Chevy, who?

  • @johnschaefer2238
    @johnschaefer2238 5 місяців тому

    When it comes to comedy there’s only two words Carlin & Pryor!

  • @stephentaylor4885
    @stephentaylor4885 11 років тому

    I think George Carlin was. at once, the last of the classic stand-up comedians, and the first of a new generation of same. Yes, he had many obvious inspirational comedians behind him, including Jack Benny, Johnny Carson and more. But he was also so much his own character. A wholly original comedian he was, and I can only say that I loved him from the distance that there was between us. Yeah, I really wish I could've met with and talked to the man.

  • @JasonL77
    @JasonL77 Рік тому

    The idea of FDR crank calling Hitler is hilarious. George was such a genius I. The way he would phrase things like that.

  • @kevincoffey940
    @kevincoffey940 6 років тому +3

    A BIG THUMBS UP 👍 to George Carlin , " CLASSIC "

  • @notsuretho
    @notsuretho 15 років тому

    cool name for a city, always liked it. What state is that in? (I'm an Aussie).

  • @DanknDerpyGamer
    @DanknDerpyGamer 2 роки тому

    3:38 "A vice squad policeman has arrested the owner of a massage parlor because he said he rubbed him the wrong way."
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @SG1Mitchell
    @SG1Mitchell 14 років тому

    I just posted the Scotland joke to my Facebook status.

  • @RagaDagga
    @RagaDagga 11 років тому +1

    Guess I wasn't the first one to feel that way.

  • @DrVegasIII
    @DrVegasIII 14 років тому

    Thats crazy!! Even his HBO specials?? Specifically his last one that he did around 5 months or so before he died???

  • @thetruth45678
    @thetruth45678 2 місяці тому

    POV: It's 2047. You just managed to link to the last remaining UA-cam server in the world. It took twelve hours to patch the generator and find enough fuel to boot up the datacenter for 10 minutes. Three people died fighting the zombie hordes outside, and you're losing a lot of blood. As you download the last video mankind will ever watch, you lay back and whisper:
    "Worth it."

  • @theMilosr93
    @theMilosr93 12 років тому +12

    Why isn't he in the history book?

    • @johnhowe8424
      @johnhowe8424 6 років тому +3

      Milos R. He told the truth, so as far as the world is concerned, he never existed

    • @arberkraja2492
      @arberkraja2492 4 роки тому

      He is

    • @damienkun8786
      @damienkun8786 3 роки тому +1

      He exposed the people who run this world.

  • @davidcarson3842
    @davidcarson3842 8 років тому +7

    George is the greatest of all time comics. I saw him in Atlantic City two months before he died, but he only did an hour and he wasn't very good. He looked very wrinkled and sickly, But he was my favourite comic, along with perhaps Rodney Dangerfield, and Steven wright is pretty funny and creative like George. As for Richard Pryor, I wouldn't really consider him one of the greats.

    • @Skabanis
      @Skabanis 5 років тому +2

      David Carson you forgot the greatest comic of all time...BILL HICKS...

  • @JoeMama-qk8zv
    @JoeMama-qk8zv 7 років тому +6

    This aired on Jan. 26, 1981 - to be exact.

  • @rrmond
    @rrmond 15 років тому

    I like the capitol of Scotland joke. LOL

  • @psychedelicpython
    @psychedelicpython 4 роки тому

    I thought he said “Kip Madonna” which threw me off, so I looked her up and found it was Kip Addotta who was a he (a comedian who frequently appeared on the Tonight Show). Maybe I’m not as old as I think since I didn’t know that and had to Google it....lol!

  • @Inquendi
    @Inquendi 11 років тому

    Well Murray got his start in troupe comedy with Second City, but all the others he mentioned all got their start in stand up.

  • @robcas123
    @robcas123 13 років тому

    could someone post the full episode

  • @zombiedanceprod
    @zombiedanceprod 13 років тому +1

    he's voice changed prettty considerabley

  • @francisalanwormald6328
    @francisalanwormald6328 4 роки тому +1

    MOSTLY? SOOO "F"in BRIGHT & INSIGHTFUL!!!

  • @sgtmcwallace
    @sgtmcwallace 13 років тому

    This seems like the most edgy material that would have been allowed on mainstream tv, they probably wouldn't have asked him back after this. great stuff.

  • @brianjackson6472
    @brianjackson6472 11 місяців тому

    A fing genius🥰🥰

  • @HundredYard
    @HundredYard 15 років тому +1

    Vaduh, what tubes? I don't see any tubes. (If you're a Carlin fan, you'll get it.)

  • @paxmanchris
    @paxmanchris 12 років тому +5

    sounds like he is reading from the onion..

  • @noone120000
    @noone120000 15 років тому

    Master of comedy!

  • @The90sGamingGuy
    @The90sGamingGuy 15 років тому

    Is this on DVD by chance?

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 6 років тому

      Looked like videotape to me. Probably recorded off the air. I don't know if it is also on DVD.

  • @johnjhuff
    @johnjhuff 14 років тому +1

    @trakomako I'm elated for you that you want others to perceive you as the wonderfully mature, enlightened, intelligent person that you truly are. Carlin is a lot more than a drug addict, he has left a legacy that few other comedians will ever hold a candle to. His social commentary was always current and sharp. Many, like you, will judge his personal life rather than his vast skill and wit, and will therefore miss out on one of the most genius artists of all time.

  • @godwhyisthistaken
    @godwhyisthistaken 16 років тому +2

    lol so true, grape fruit oil car, they have a vegetable oil car

  • @joykatzenguthrie
    @joykatzenguthrie Рік тому

    Date is February 28, 1977

  • @geezerbill
    @geezerbill 11 років тому +1

    @Aleksandr Scheffler: Me three! I own every album from both of them. :)

  • @OOZiTen
    @OOZiTen 11 років тому

    Lmao hes so god damn funny.

  • @travelsonic
    @travelsonic 14 років тому

    Wow, in 4 years from the USC show in 1977 he sure showed his aging. [If the dating on this is correct, he is only about 44 at this point in time]

  • @rogy1969
    @rogy1969 13 років тому

    *flails arms wildly*

  • @wafflehousemafia3814
    @wafflehousemafia3814 Рік тому

    Doc Severinsen is 96 years old now.

  • @russelldolter
    @russelldolter 7 років тому

    01-26-1981

  • @frostychickenprods
    @frostychickenprods 10 років тому

    those first 3 "headlines" i've never heard from him before.

    • @xeokym223
      @xeokym223 10 років тому +2

      I think he made exclusive stuff up when he hosted the Tonight Show

  • @beatles61
    @beatles61 14 років тому

    you know he has never been on a tv and not be high. i admire that.

  • @motel29
    @motel29 10 років тому

    A little hats off to "Charlie Farquarson". Lol , Hee Haw . Look it up.~

  • @shanabadr5360
    @shanabadr5360 4 роки тому

    👍🥰

  • @leoamar4385896
    @leoamar4385896 13 років тому

    @FungusMossGnosis very early 1980s man. he actually looks decent considering what was fashionable at the time.

  • @AmericanNohbuddy
    @AmericanNohbuddy 14 років тому

    Those president jokes were used in the very video I saw of Carlin before this....

  • @AneTix101
    @AneTix101 10 років тому +11

    I wonder if he's coked out of his mind on this one

    • @elcochiloco385
      @elcochiloco385 5 років тому

      Yes. Yes he is.

    • @Beatles0223
      @Beatles0223 5 років тому

      You'd have to be coked up to host The Tonight Show.

    • @JerryAsbury1985
      @JerryAsbury1985 5 років тому

      Lol probably all of them

    • @Drewitall54
      @Drewitall54 4 роки тому

      Nah he stopped doing coke in the 80s

  • @libertylatenight3657
    @libertylatenight3657 11 років тому

    I just watched the Carlins Inside the Actors Studio and George said he was VERY high on Cocaine during these tonight show fill ins. Makes me wanna go buy some Blow ! LOL

  • @CatsandKittensWorldwide
    @CatsandKittensWorldwide 3 місяці тому +1

    NO SOUND! 🤨 🧐 🤔