The Uxbridge English Dictionary Compilation 1

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  • @flippop101
    @flippop101 5 місяців тому +6

    Im Moment habe ich das Gefühl, solche Videos beinhalteten das Beste was GB zu bieten hat. Einfach herrlich! Dankeschön!

  • @martycrow
    @martycrow 7 місяців тому +28

    Something rather nostalgic about listening to this, one of my fave things on radio. It's from time and place that is no longer. Happy to have lived through it.

    • @gijgij4541
      @gijgij4541 7 місяців тому +4

      The latest series is on now.

    • @martycrow
      @martycrow 7 місяців тому +3

      @@gijgij4541 Thanks, but this line up is great and some combos are just magic, as I'm sure you'll agree. Cheers!

    • @K1lostream
      @K1lostream 6 місяців тому +2

      Coffee; A person on whom one coughs.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 місяців тому

      Nonsense

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 місяців тому

      ​@@K1lostreamthat would be the coffer, the coffee is the person upon whom the coffer coughs

  • @TheReferee1965
    @TheReferee1965 7 місяців тому +10

    Faculty. A cockney saying there’s no more PG Tips. Just genius from Mr Garden😂

    • @ThePsiclone
      @ThePsiclone 6 місяців тому +1

      yeah that got a belly laugh from me too :D

  • @johnstevenson1709
    @johnstevenson1709 7 місяців тому +23

    Good to hear Barry graham again much missed

    • @charliewakely8585
      @charliewakely8585 7 місяців тому +5

      You know Graeme Garden isn't dead, right?

    • @pommunist
      @pommunist 7 місяців тому +6

      @@charliewakely8585 Nice to hear Tim though

    • @matthewryan4844
      @matthewryan4844 7 місяців тому +2

      You mean barry cryer?

    • @pommunist
      @pommunist 7 місяців тому +5

      @@matthewryan4844 Nice to hear Barry Cryer and Tim Brooke-Taylor

    • @LuthansaTerminal
      @LuthansaTerminal  7 місяців тому +2

      @@charliewakely8585 he's not, but he's not appeared on the show for a year or so

  • @nickbarton3191
    @nickbarton3191 7 місяців тому +5

    They were so quick and witty.

  • @porscha901
    @porscha901 7 місяців тому +13

    Best radio show since the goons

  • @gbulmer
    @gbulmer 7 місяців тому +11

    That was _BRILLIANT*_ 👍👍 Highest density of very, very funny jokes/minute this millennium. 😂🤣
    I was laughing so hard, for relief I watched Fox News. Similarly made-up sh*t, but they behave as if it's facts! 😱
    Great to hear Barry milking the Yorkshire-T. Wonderful to hear Tim and Jeremy too. Outstanding!
    Best Wishes, All. ☮

  • @hopechurchbk6080
    @hopechurchbk6080 6 місяців тому +1

    Giving my age away, but my all time favourite is sic transit gloria mundi - my van has broken down - from the still missed Willie Rushton

    • @paulcrick9163
      @paulcrick9163 6 місяців тому

      My favourite from Willy - creche - a road traffic accident in Wokingham

  • @donaldanderson6604
    @donaldanderson6604 7 місяців тому +26

    Countryside. The killing of Piers Morgan.

    • @gijgij4541
      @gijgij4541 7 місяців тому +2

      Stephen Fry's masterpiece!

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 4 місяці тому +1

      Genius funny. Perfection

    • @HaFannyHa
      @HaFannyHa 20 днів тому

      That has to be the award-winner!

  • @BINGOTECH-lt8lt
    @BINGOTECH-lt8lt 7 місяців тому +2

    CUCUMBER - A bad feeling you get from standing in line

  • @hughvane
    @hughvane 5 місяців тому

    I was raised in the 1950s/60s within a family that loved puns. It is soooo good, and funny, to hear how words can be made to mean something other than the intended or original. Do we hear shades of The Goodies and their humour?

    • @LuthansaTerminal
      @LuthansaTerminal  5 місяців тому +1

      @@hughvane very much so, have a look at the history of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue and you'll see the connections to The Goodies. In fact two of the people on this clip are Goodies

  • @mickfawbert2747
    @mickfawbert2747 7 місяців тому +2

    I'm from Yorkshire and I loved the Yorkshire ones

  • @stoatystoat174
    @stoatystoat174 7 місяців тому +3

    Thanks

  • @telemachus53
    @telemachus53 7 місяців тому +1

    You only really get the joke if you don't see the word on screen, then you get how often these words can sound like something completely different.

  • @howardchambers9679
    @howardchambers9679 7 місяців тому +4

    Clematis, not quite what you were looking for 😂

  • @GroovingPict
    @GroovingPict 7 місяців тому +14

    "Forecast" was my favourite

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 7 місяців тому

      "Cuticle," a cute testicle. One hundred courageous Americans might play, but only five clever English Lit majors would so so as a belly-ache funny exercise. Twenty, aware of poor word play, would suffer extreme anxiety arrest. The remaining 75 would spontaneously combust.

    • @kingy002
      @kingy002 6 місяців тому

      It took me a couple of seconds, but very good.

    • @davebowman6497
      @davebowman6497 6 місяців тому

      Yes. How about a go-fund-me to bribe someone at Oxford to get "fork-arsed" into the dictionary?

  • @thekierongiles
    @thekierongiles 7 місяців тому +6

    and the winner is "shattering" a circuar skidmark , by Tony Hawks

  • @mikesmith2905
    @mikesmith2905 7 місяців тому +5

    Hilights, albeit unintentionally, the potential pitfalls of AI with a voice interface - Testing the auto-translate on the hotline between the US and Moscow in the 1970s all went well until someone typed in 'Out of sight, out of mind', translated into Russian and then re-translated back into English it read 'Invisible and insane'.

    • @Fcutdlady
      @Fcutdlady 7 місяців тому

      Was it not invisible lunatic?

  • @urkerab
    @urkerab 7 місяців тому +5

    18:50 Asterisk. (Asterix is the Gaul.)
    21:35 Tram.

  • @geoff1201
    @geoff1201 7 місяців тому +7

    Excellent. It's a shame so many of the words were misspelled.

  • @kingy002
    @kingy002 5 місяців тому

    Tim's gasp, shock and embarrassment at Barry's Foreskin is highly amusing.

    • @KenLieck
      @KenLieck 5 місяців тому

      Reminds me of "Pumpkin" - What inbred hillbillies do to celebrate Halloween.

  • @nbartlett6538
    @nbartlett6538 5 місяців тому +2

    Godspeed: it's raining

  • @michelez715
    @michelez715 5 місяців тому

    Made me laugh till I cried. Especially the Yorkshire ones!

    • @KenLieck
      @KenLieck 5 місяців тому

      Made you one of "t'ill" then?

  • @only1utdanditsleeds
    @only1utdanditsleeds 6 місяців тому

    Countryside has to be my favourite. And Psychological

  • @Fcutdlady
    @Fcutdlady 6 місяців тому

    Tramp - the traffic calming item in yorkshire

  • @davidlempko3933
    @davidlempko3933 7 місяців тому +2

    Decaffeinated - a cow that just gave birth

  • @davidwilliambarker
    @davidwilliambarker 7 місяців тому +5

    Oo-wee! Helluva lot of spelling mistakes by whoever tossed this off!
    Still funny as fuck though! I hardly stopped laughing!

    • @LuthansaTerminal
      @LuthansaTerminal  7 місяців тому

      Oh no, are there, which words? I thought I checked them all

    • @alanmon2690
      @alanmon2690 7 місяців тому +2

      @@LuthansaTerminal "bouyant" is "buoyant" "RomaNian"

    • @matthewryan4844
      @matthewryan4844 7 місяців тому +3

      Hyrdrant

    • @csinibaba37
      @csinibaba37 7 місяців тому

      Asterix>>asterisk, Tramp>> Tram

    • @davebowman6497
      @davebowman6497 7 місяців тому +1

      Falicy >> Fallacy

  • @micheleheddane3804
    @micheleheddane3804 6 місяців тому +1

    Omg I’m dying

  • @Fcutdlady
    @Fcutdlady 7 місяців тому +3

    One i made up. poster-to put 'er in the mail
    Another one i made up . Distill-to slag off a shop money taking machine.
    A third one I made up . Cormorant- cockneys saying goodness look more small insects

    • @KenLieck
      @KenLieck 5 місяців тому

      Here's three from me:
      Cauterize - attracted her attention
      Butterdish - just kind of buttered
      Adequate - what happened when I couldn't come up with another one

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 4 місяці тому

    8:23 Could also be a walking advertisement for feminine incontinence wear.

  • @frankah
    @frankah 6 місяців тому

    Can barry cryer not think of anything but ' yorkshire '. ?

    • @michelez715
      @michelez715 5 місяців тому

      I thought they were the funniest of the lot, especially "tabby".

  • @DavidTaylor-yl3yw
    @DavidTaylor-yl3yw 5 місяців тому

    Demonic: a devil that's easy to remember.

  • @ralphoperaphile
    @ralphoperaphile 7 місяців тому +1

    Somebody cannot spell "buoyant" or "hydrant"

  • @spursgog835
    @spursgog835 7 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @ironsights9448
    @ironsights9448 5 місяців тому

    Impart = portrait of a dwarf

  • @VictorMolly-c1l
    @VictorMolly-c1l 2 місяці тому

    58166 Mekhi Meadows

  • @dylanwolf
    @dylanwolf 7 місяців тому

    Those words would look much better without a capital letter at the start of each one. They are not beginning sentences, so they don't need to start with a capital letter. It looks really awful.

    • @LuthansaTerminal
      @LuthansaTerminal  7 місяців тому +1

      You'll be really disappointed by the second video!

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 7 місяців тому +2

    laceration = a new version, but with a woman

  • @eskileriksson4457
    @eskileriksson4457 7 місяців тому

    Is it worth it, to make a list of all the words, with an explanation?
    I mean, they're all dad jokes, but sometimes really good ones.
    Like Faculty ---> No more PG Tips ----> fuck all tea

    • @LuthansaTerminal
      @LuthansaTerminal  7 місяців тому +1

      Definately not worth it..... except for someone who's deaf

    • @eskileriksson4457
      @eskileriksson4457 7 місяців тому

      @@LuthansaTerminal Or a non-native English speaker? Some of the jokes are very much UK based, like some tan guy only you know about . Or even the above mentioned PG Tips (Britain's no.1 tea brand).

    • @LuthansaTerminal
      @LuthansaTerminal  7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@eskileriksson4457 yes I suppose that would help, but the need to explain a joke does kind of kill a joke unfortunately.
      If anyone wants to do it then feel free

    • @eskileriksson4457
      @eskileriksson4457 7 місяців тому

      @@LuthansaTerminal Never meant for you to do it! And you're right, with an explanation, jokes aren't funny anymore. The most you get out of it is: Oh, that's clever.
      I just threw the question out there. If there's any interest, I'll do it myself.

  • @Blue_3rd
    @Blue_3rd 6 місяців тому +1

    Propaganda - cockney for having a close look.

  • @annscarlatou269
    @annscarlatou269 6 місяців тому

    Very novel idea, but please cut the recorded laughter.

    • @LuthansaTerminal
      @LuthansaTerminal  6 місяців тому +2

      It's the actual laughter from the programme, recorded in the venues along with their voices. Impossible to cut out

  • @shaunpatrick8345
    @shaunpatrick8345 7 місяців тому

    Dictaphone...

  • @gijgij4541
    @gijgij4541 7 місяців тому

    Menstrual, not minstral...

    • @TesterAnimal1
      @TesterAnimal1 7 місяців тому +1

      …whoosh.

    • @gijgij4541
      @gijgij4541 7 місяців тому

      @@TesterAnimal1 Now that sounds like a very heavy period.

  • @alexwatson2479
    @alexwatson2479 6 місяців тому

    Can't spell buoyant...

  • @donkitchin4216
    @donkitchin4216 7 місяців тому

    Spoiled by the laugh track otherwise brilliant

    • @WeeGrahamsaccount
      @WeeGrahamsaccount 7 місяців тому +11

      I have been in an audience and it's not a laugh track. We laughed..

    • @LuthansaTerminal
      @LuthansaTerminal  7 місяців тому +13

      It's not a laugh track, it's the audience at the recordings

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 7 місяців тому +3

      That possibility didn't have a station in my train of thought.🤔

    • @timwingham8952
      @timwingham8952 7 місяців тому +7

      It's a real audience not a laugh track

    • @IDBARTLETT
      @IDBARTLETT 7 місяців тому +4

      I've seen this live, twice. It ain't a laughter track.