"My Orange Baby": The Best of Dave and his Old Sport
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2022
- Because I had all these Dave and Sport (or as the cool kids call it, Davesport) moments and thought it was worth sharing them. Who doesn't want their own purple gremlin to creep in their room at night and stand at the foot of their bed? We should all be so lucky.
- Ігри
“The fucker tried to do a flip in a springlock suit!”
*“i love that bastard.”*
2:21
we all do ngl
DO A DOUBLE BACKFLIP TO ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE!
“I know we’re child murderers, but that’s a creepy son of a bitch!”
Professionals have standards!
YES.
fair point.
@@ChrisHinners008 STOP, you are scaring me
*Tf2 Sniper has entered the chat*
@@DubDubDilluc (TF2 meet the team intro sound effect)
Like it or not, Dave is the most interesting version of William Afton
Best
frr
Facts
Facts
and the best!
3:44
I just realise the silence of Dave here is because he is thinking who "she" is and at last he figured out it's a meme
Lmao
maybe he is thinking about dee since she is the only person that is a woman in dsaf since in the evil ending in dsaf 3 it is revealed that dave murdered dee/the puppet?
He was practically holding in his tears, preparing his torture instruments and rewinding last weeks' events in ordering to realize who "she" was until he got it was just a meme.
I love this scene just because of that. Because jealous Dave.
“what the hell does he mean by that”
“OHHHHHHH”
literally every time jack and dave are in the same room they share half a braincell
That's when Jack isn't doing the worst ending in the game
@@thatphonebastard oh no
Jack on his own: Noble, intimidating, stubborn
Dave on his own: Intelligent, dangerous, feared
together:
“SPORTSY DO YOU WANNA BUILD A PILLOWFORT”?!
*_“FUCK_* YEAH!”
@@crow_in_a_trenchcoat words cannot describe how much i like this comment
@@someonessecondaltaccount6932 this made me smile :]
"we're just two young criminally insane men in western america 💃💃" IM WHEEZING SJAJJAJ
Yes, old sport.
You Guys Got The Timestamp For That?
@@Dave_Miller 8:31
Thanks Old Sport
Only thing wrong with this video is it’s missing the scene where old sport remembers dave rule on spit roasting.
If I recall correctly, one of the logs on the computer says that Dave typed out a document on the computer that just says "Old Sport" 500 times. Sounds like Dave, alright.
Yes. XD It's the one with the "should I show Old Sport the box?" question.
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 And of course, Dave eventually does show Old Sport the box in DSaF 3.
Then the Henry-possessed Jack rips his head off. Jesus Christ, that ending is horrific.
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 My god, I didn't know doggo had this much planned by DSaF 2, especially since he says multiple times in the game itself that DSaF 3 wouldn't happen
@@ic0nic707 Greetings, Steven! Which employee do you plan to frame for children going missing this week?
It might've been something he set up in case he did a sequel without fully committing to one, because the good ending of DSAF 2 is sort of set up like it could've been the end. Keeping his options open until he decided.
*"I may have shot a man."*
"I also got the beers-"
I wanna be his friend 💀
That’s what we call “collateral damage”
The true Western American way
“HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLYEEEEEEEEAHHHHH
Cracking one open with the old sport”
*awkward silence*
2:22
I like the fact that since he says this
That implies Jack did that in the last game and lived
"YOU'RE ARRESTED, PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN AND TURN AROUND"
*Dave in the background*
"DO A FLIP, OLD SPORT"
OH MY GOD POTATO MAN!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!
wait a second, if you do that in the actual game, you get the spring locked ending, where you turn into like another springtrap
@@kitniata8752 worth it.
That was an option too
I love that they gave Afton the personality of the Great Gatsby. It fits him so well
I know right it makes me wanna read that book
d a v e
Gatsby and nick if they killed kids instead of committing vehicular manslaughter:
It's actually amazing how Doggo managed to creat such a wholesome bromance between these 2 lunatics 💀
Hell, you actually want to help Dave without a second thought just for the bromance, *and Vegas of course*
Bromance over romance
Vegas😩
That is, unless you’re in it for the pure evil ending.
*V E G A S*
Dsaf fanart is mainly just ship art of these two doing normal stuff, i wish there was more art of them being insane like canonically at the very least, or of somewhat lesser talked about stuff that happens in the game besides that one ending of the route that was at the end of the video
2:21 This is my favorite of Dave, it's so adorable how he is just absolutely delighted Jack is that much of a madlad.
I find the most wholesome thing about these two is Dave is always baffling Jack, probably on purpose, while Jack is always baffling Dave, and impressing him.
they make jack makes dave proud and dave makes jack confused
I love that dynamic
these two deserved more quality time with eachother
Fun Fact: Dave Miller is an alias and a fake identity, his real name is William Afton. He is hiding his name from different lawsuits to not get sued.
4:50
"But, don't you DARE ever lay a hand on my orange baby!"
I love how Dave tell Jack his "orange baby"
I've said this once, I'll say it again.
Jack and Dave will always share 2 brain cells in each of the bad endings.
Dayshift at freddy's 3 be like
😡
@@theowhite525 i said bad endings
Pfhah
true😅
"Don't you dare lay a hand on my orange baby."
Literally me after that: **dying from laughing too much**
*”Dont ever talk to me or my old sport ever again!!”*
@@S1LLYBUGZ objectively one of the best quotes
I never realized how gay these two were and I’m more happy then ever after watching this
It's only more intense in Dsaf 3. XD Which pretty much makes it blatantly obvious in the good route too instead of just the evil one.
True true
I'm not even half way through the video and I got that cue as well lol
He said something about spit roasting a hooker, whenever specified if it was a chick or a dick.
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 directdoggo tries to lead us on the good routes by giving us a bromance with Dave much like a Minecraft player leads a cow with wheat
“I
The last part... with Dave's death, just broke my heart so bad
Same 💔
Same
in multiple ways judging by ur zombified dave pfp
There's nothing wrong with little bit of TRAUMATAZING.
@@Coolskeleton95644 didn’t you get beaten my two phones a purple man a orange man and a dog and a living sock puppet all because you thought it would be funny to ruin lives
damn, the ending shows how dsaf lore is actually dark.
dsaf lore is simultaneously hilarious, depressing and really dark
@@Garbo_trashcan may i ask for a copypaste of the entire dsaf lore
@@anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377 Won't do a copypaste, but I can give the gist of Dave's story from memory.
Dave Miller, the Aubergine Man, was born with purple skin and was originally William Afton.
Abandoned and hated due to his purple skin, he eventually found Dr. Henry Miller's Traveling Circus, where he felt amazed and followed the circus across cities on a path to Las Vegas.
Eventually, Dr. Miller himself noticied William and semi-adopts him, before the circus is shut down as Henry killed multiple children who went to his shows and blamed it on the lion tamer.
From there, the two made Fredbear's Family Diner, before a competing restaurant named Freddy's showed up.
The duo made a game out of killing, with William at Freddy's and Henry at Fredbears. Somewhere around here, Henry tries to kill William with a springlock suit, but William's ghost possesses his own body to try and stay with Henry. Henry finds interest in this and keeps killing William to see what happens, each time causing William to lose some of the sane part of his mind.
Eventually, they kill a young orphan girl named Dee, who possesses the Puppet, and blame it on Jack, her older brother and nightguard of Fredbear's. Jack gets stuffed by a possessed animatronic and was left in a suit dying by Henry, who walked in to hide a body.
The Spirit Of Childhood Himself, The Real Fredbear, a realistic bear photoshopped to be gold, have a hat, and have springlocks, revived Jack as a rotting, soulless orange corpse, with a promise from Jack to save the spirits killed by the other two, with as many ailiases as he needs.
At the same time, Jack's soul comes back as a shadow dog, and traps Henry where nobody could reach him easily, deep in the Flipside.
William, after the disappearance of Henry, takes his last name and "Davey Jones" to become Dave Miller. He kills kids to try and shut down Freddy's, as revenge for Fredbear's getting bought out by Freddy's, wants to be with Old Sport because it reminds him of killing with Henry, and goes to Vegas often because it's where Henry wanted to go.
Dave's whole story is that he was vunerable, and ended up being manipulated into becoming a monster by Henry, who saw him as nothing more than a pet.
@@notdemomantf2294 sooooooo you are telling me that miller was more than a killer on this history?
@@anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377 Yeah, miller is a killer in DSAF, with a theory that he could make himself immortal by fuaing himself with metal, using the kids he kills as test subjects
*_"OH GOD...DAVE'S IN MY ROOM...."_* Best line ever
Love how Dave changes his expression right before it cuts to the next part after sport says "...christ..." Twice
I can just imagine a kid walking up to the person inside a spring lock suit and said "do a flip" and man delivered but dead in the process
I can imagine Dave and Jack driving to Vegas just jamming out to playlists that they made on the dayshift for no reason at all and I think I'm cringe
We do in fact listen to dsaf playlists in the car on the way to *VEGAS*
Nah, that sounds like them. They just start doing the Jim Carrey "What is love?" meme headbop in the car
@@Dave_Miller good for you Dave
no, this is canon.
WHY CAN I AS WELL
6:28 love that perfect cut
i was gonna say that
he went ಠ_ಠ
Something that is somewhat scary is how after you get An Ending, Jack keeps that smile. Even more terrifying the characters call that smile out.
" Dave, I'm warning you... "
" It's only a matter of time before *you're* next. "
"it wont be long until *you're* next, Dave"
cool how direct doggo didn't forget about that line, if you know what I mean
It was 36 years, but ya
The fact that Dave would just ask if Jack had kidnapped the children, INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN xD
2:41
Jack/Old Sport: " *YES* "
Dave: "Gah! " *Proceeds to get louder* " *DONT DO THAT* "
Old sport:blushes and nods
Purple guy:I like old sport
0-0
Bro really said “owo what’s this”
Tbh Dave is better written than the actual canon William Afton
3:43
I said the exact same thing, then went into a silent laughing fit on the floor.
These two are so lovely together.
Oh my god, the ending where he goes '' please, dont do this, i love you '' That just makes me emotional-
Bloody f-ing hell!! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying, “First item on the agenda, some pre honeymoon fun~ what are you waiting for old sport whip it out!” -Dave Miller 💀🤣
HAHAHA “You hurt me, I’m mad. You kill me I’m annoyed. ~ NEVER LAY A HAND ON MY ORNAGE BABY!!” - also Dave miller 💀💅🏼🤣
@@MrPlant-jl9jvMR PLANT?!
“You hurt me, I’m mad,”
“You kill me, I’m annoyed”
“ *But, don’t you DARE lay a hand on my orange baby* .”
"Don't talk to me or my old sport ever again."
I wish to have a friendship like Dave and Old Sport, and I will never be able to be happy until I do...
Why hello Dere, moonieland
ah yes quite an amazing friendship they have. truly friendly with each other. You could say they're roommates, even.
forr eal except for the killing parts
It's a bromance
@@sproutz5014…Oh my god, they were roommates??
Knowing DSAF, there’d probably be some much goofier stuff like the Dave Miller Style “Eggplant Punch”, and the fact he actually calls himself Aubergine man.
I wanted to download the game and learn the lore myself but I’m concerned what my parents would see if the walk in on me with an 8bit purple guy on my screen saying “Whip it out” 😭
This is my exact issue, I have been confronted watching a DDLC playthrough when I was like 8 even though they never saw me doing it, which has left me with constant paranoia that I’m constantly being watched. On and offline, but just especially on, so I’m afraid what they’d say if I got caught playing funny purple guy shitpost gay game. 💀
1:09 The way Dave just- EMERGES
My headcanon is that he was hiding under the bed
I'm ALWAYS there to stalk Sportsy while he sleeps.
@@sideways_chip_eater6420my headcannon is that he was sleeping right next to sportsy
@@pawuki imagine if he was still laying there during the conversation he just looks like he's standing there because game mechanic
@@sideways_chip_eater6420 LOL
Is anyone else reading phone guy’s quotes in a teenage boy's voice because of Dawko?
Yup
Same here
Nope, sometimes I just read them in my own voice or take his boicelines and make a custom voice in my head for him.
I can't see Scott with another voice... Strangly I think Dawko one suites him good.
3:34 Wait, does this imply that Dave and Old Sport are married? You don't have a honeymoon until marriage, right?
gay marriage wasnt legal yet :/
@@xXI_Love_Dave69Xx that just gives them another reason to marry
@@anondoesntexist8532 its not legal in dsaf 2 though
dsaf 3 on the other hand, pretty legal there, well unless they decide its not gonna be legal in 2023, but hopefully that wont happen
Me and dave are just friends.
@@jackkennedy990 Sure…
I like how every time you say crist in the bedroom his face just *sags*
0:47 BRO HOW HE BENDING THE SUIT LIKE THAT
I SWEAR I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERYTIME HE SAYS "OLD SPOÆRT" 💀💀💀
I usually dont shipp characters but my god these two are adorable together lol
As a funky little aro who typically can’t stand ship art, same
2:08 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
4:57 here u go
gay pixels
I love the gay pixels
am i still?
@@OneDiseasedFella Are you?
Best gay pixels
@@jackwoofedtoohard7524 I’m asking you
I know I should play these games for several reasons:
1. Made by DirectDogman, I love his work with Dial Town too
2. It's FNAF fangames, and I love FNAF, it was my childhood
3. They were made in RPG Maker, and that's a skill
4. This shi- is as queerplatonic/romantic as it can be, but it's still wholesome in a dark and twisted way, just my thing
5. "Aubergine" and "Old Sport"
6. I actually learnt new phrases and words in English watching DirectDogman games, and it's cool
"gah. *DON'T DO THAT.* "
I like this line :))
Dave and Sportsy truly have wholesome moments!
8:20 no bc I cried at this part
ALMOST ALL DAVE VOICE LINES FROM THIS. 0:00 - 0:04 "I think we can make somethin really beautiful together, old sport " 0:07 " hello there, old sport" 0:12 " have you abducted them yet " 0:21 " okay okay I was just asking" 0:27 " how about now" 0:36" fine fine I get it" 0:45 " I'm really enjoying our time together , old sport 0:55 "jeez fine well just do it together " 1:14 SLEEPY DAVE " why hello there old sport" SLEEPY DAVE 1:25 "oh since about 4am" 1:34 SLEEPY DAVE "don't be shy old sport" NORMAL DAVE 1:46"ill help you get suited up 1:51 "there you look fantastic old sport" 1:57 The last guy I worked for tried that on old sport " 2:21 " the f*cker tried to do a flip in a spring lock suit" 2:26 I love that b*stard" 2:30" I never liked him old sport" 2:43 "Gah DONT DO THAT " 3:10 "I may have shot a man but I also got the beers ya want one" 3:25 "HELLLLLL YEEEAAAAHHHH" 3:31 SLEEPY DAVE "good first item on the agenda let's have some pre honey moon fun" 3:35" well what are you waiting for old sport whip it out "( he meant his phone you effing creeps) 3:54 NORMAL DAVE old sport what's up whats with that orange grimace ya have goin on 4:06 oh is that right old sport I dont like that 4:12.since day one you've been a right thorn in my side 4:17 try'na kill me try'na fire me try'na get rid of me 4:30 I'm. Big boy Scott that I can take 4:35 but yesterday evening you fired old sport 4:44 "you hurt me I'm mad you kill me I'm annoyed but don't you DARE LAY A HAND ON MY ORANGE BABY" 4:54 don't talk to me or my old sport ever again 4:59 oh aubergine was my father 6:06 go to work and go terrorize phoney 6:32 I'll call you later old sport 6:40 he's here Scott you didn't think I came here alone did you 6:47 OLD SPORT get in here 6:56 I'm so proud of him 7:09 that's my boy 7:25 I like old sport , phoney he's a swell guy 8:01 he is my monster phoney
Ok this took me a while but I wanna say if ur gonna rp as dave u could use this but I know some stuff was left out but there
@@genericidiotll Thank you, this must have taken a long time
I’m going to hold this video and cherish this video for the rest of my life god bless I wish nothing but happiness and joy upon you
oh the fucking ending . Oka y
3:10 is honestly one of my favourite moments in the series lmao
I may have shot a man... I also got the beers, old sport!
I love to think that the slight mess ups in Dave's voice are canon, like his voice is genuinely just, like that lol (Like when he's sleep deprived, his voice messes up on the word "plum")
4:45 *Dave Defending His Orange Baby*
these two are fruity asf and im here for it
what a fine pair of FRIENDS that would NEVER have a ROMANTIC interest in each other. right? surely he doesn’t mention that he loves jack multiple times!!! SURELY!
I don't want to talk about that moment 5:02
My ass literally cried at one of the bad endings i love these two so much
i love how its acually true Dave has crush on him, creator said Dave is platonic of Jack.
what.
how can a crush be platonic?
@@g00g1ty00gity
I'm not sure about Jack have crush on Dave. Also creator said: "i left them as platonic."
@@thefan4043
ohhh okay thanks, man
@@thefan4043 i remember the creator say on his tumblr that their relationship is up to the players interpretation tho
@@glowl0 yeah i know.
"I may have shot a man" This one made me laugh and I don't know why
I think old sport likes Dave 1:55
Gqy men
That’s just bromance
They're an old married couple and no one can tell me otherwise
0:01 we created something really beautiful
We really did ^^
@@Ifeelslayywatafak are you talking about michael-
@@megistus. excuse me I’m purple🙄
@@Ifeelslayy THAT'S NOT YOU IT'S DAVE, also your a bear wannabe
@@megistus. nuh uh that’s a bear mask to cover my rotting skin 😎
The player in these clips always picking the nicest option as if it’s a dating sim is so real
1:47 i want to see what Dave says if Jack says bae
i may be late, but he just says "Go out there and start luring kiddins!"
@@leniviypelmen1215what about when he chooses the other option
God when i first read daves diary i just thought "god. He sounds like a highschool girl. *I love that bastard."*
happy pride month to jack and dave specifically 🧡💜
No we are not gay we are friends
@@Butfrixker69 "we are gay" - dave miller
@@Butfrixker69 are you sure about that
@@PinkYellowBlue lol
@@Butfrixker69 yeah totally mhm
3:37
When he said whip it out
jack thought it was a joke
I’ve been waiting for someone to make this for so long. Thank you 🙏🙏
You're very welcome! 8D I might make a second one depending on if I can find enough moments in DSAF 3.
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 Oh, please do! Who knows how much stuff I have missed solely on that exclusive Dave commentary in the Flipside. We will all be thankful ^^
5:34 according to Google, In Slang, Gravy Is When something is good, like a pleasant job or your current feeling, you may describe it as "gravy."
I feel bad for shipping 2 serial killers, BUT THEY'RE SO ADORABLE HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
the way he says the bit at 5:57 kills me every time. i didn’t know a text to speech bot could have such great line delivery
Ah yes, I remember this game.
Dave keeps saying old sport in most of his lines (if not 95%) and i love it
"they were very good friends"
Yes I love these two!!!!
dave and jack are lgbtq+ icons
This is proof that davesport is canon.
I swear
Dave have something for old sport that’s more than he’s old sport
Unique geese made a statement that these 2 guys might be the best gay couple in the universe.
Is he wrong though?
man that editing at the end is great. You have the skills to make a convincing trailer
*I didn't know it was actually canon*
3:58 I'd where Dave says Grimace.
"I love that bastard"
Dave saying that with that ""lovely"" smile is somehow cute.
2:22
I can't edit it because NotRealName's heart will disappear if I do so.
Gah!
DONT DO THAT
2:43
*Dont do that 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨*
2:48 looking at Dave’s Files when you declined his offer and helped Phoney is just…just really sad
7:19 DANM PETER NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE TO YOUR BROTHER"S SOULESS HUSK GOD DANM
“I’m a big boy” IM CRYING😭😭😭
"He's my monster....and hes a pretty fine monster at that!"
The amount of *Gay* in me wanting to press the options where it gives you a choice to say something flirty to Dave
your…. scaring me old…. orange peel…..
famous last words
DaveSport Ending
Chief, that was good, thank you so much
Thank!
“Whip it out” got me dying
HELLLLLLL YEEEEEAAAAAH
“ *dont touch my orange baby 😡* “ .
Beautiful just beautiful thank you my day is made better
You're very welcome! :)