Old Sport Savagely Roasts Dave
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Dave stops by his ex's restaurant for revenge and is in for a rude wake-up call.
It's my birthday and I decided to spend it watching a rabbit getting roasted.
Game: Dayshift at Freddy's 3
You know a character is pissed when they start to have actual voice acting
Roger changing out his phone guy voice to his real voice is proof of that during the Bad ending
or being serious like jake,steven and peter,or when its important like the "peter,i failed" cutscene
Fr lol
Real
Um the 1 thousandth like yippe
The ending killed me 💀
Didn't know there was a 3rd one
“Go take a bath stinky!” Bro forgot he was in a spring lock suit ☠️
That was literally the point of the roast
@@Teachmepleaseeee that’s worse😭✋
r/murderedbywords
The fact that jack's voice getting angryer is literaly true that he is tired of good'ol dave being dave. Jack is too op at roasting dave's yee yee ass springlocks hoh
This aint good old Dave hes in the flip sides This is Kiddy strangler Dave
"yee yee ass springlocks" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@baun44i think it's a decent insult..
yee yee ass.. Hah. Honestly this must be some early Zoomer or late Boomer joke.
this is in my top ten dsaf moments ever. the sleazy royalty free background music, the increasingly angry and overpassionate voice acting, dave spontaneously accruing the ability to pop his mask off like a miserable helmet, and my favorite part; the fact that you know the Entire time harry is just offscreen watching his boss IMMEDIATELY choose violence
Harry: *Eating popcorn in the background*
I just imagine him saying something like “he is tired of that thing showing up” at the start then near the end saying just “damn”
I love the birthday song in the background way too much.
I never heard jack speak but now I have
Same
What’s funny is that jack got springlocked, which would normally pierce your vocal chords first, and jack has the clearest voice ever here
He was so angry that he didn't care
@@ventex1352 he was so angry his vocal cords got plot armored/ healed
@@snqoqo yes
I think Fredbear might’ve mended his vocal cords so that jack could communicate with other people instead of having to play charades with people, kinda like the voice boxes used on the phoneguys
His voice keeps changing the whole time
"A tree is working hard just to create air for you to pollute with your STENCH."
That hit harder than a truck.
It really did
Yeah, I was just like, “Damn, Old Sport. You didn’t have to go that fucking hard!”
Af
@@mrhorrorfacethat sounds wack outta context
It fucking made me cry..
I feel bad for Dave bro, he came in, called old sport a shithead, he wanted revenge, then 2 seconds later he gets roasted so hard up to the point where he cries. I feel that guys pain bro. I feel sorry for him
Sportsy's words were very colorful, it scared me old sport.
@@aubergineman3205 Dave, where are you now? I thought you slept in the garbage alone? How did you get Wi-Fi?
@@theorangegoomba5378 the place has free wifi you didn't know
@@weestar how does garbage in a shitty alleyway have free WiFi??
@@theorangegoomba5378 Maybe this is good Dave cause remember there were 2 of them Dave trap was The evil one in the Bunny suit and normal Dave was spirit on the flip side and was good
"i guess i'll just cry in the garbage... alone..."
Music: *"BECAUSE WE LOOOOOOVE YOU SOOOOO"*
XDDD
Damn, I never noticed that😅
lmaoo
LMAO
has anyone actually found the song playing during that and the pre-dave appearing sections? I've been looking for it but I can't find it
This Dave may be an empty husk, but god damn, I do feel bad for him
nah
@@loner10Kyah
Phone guy : I’ve never seen an animatronic cry before
Old sport : well you see when an ai has the same intelligence as a human you use a special power called the forces of an angry mom and a Karen
True.
Half expected Jack to tell Dave "GOOD. You belong in the garbage." At the end of their encounter
Would have rocked it 💀💔
We're in the neutral ending, not flamey ending. That last roast would've made Dave spontaneously combust and burn down the entire pizzeria with him. Old sport knew just the right amount of emotional damage to dish out.
_"UGH, TAKE A BATH, STINKY."_ top ten video game lines of all time
he didnt get burnt, he got reduced to atoms
not a single atom was left from that roast
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE-
I feel really bad for Dave here, poor guy just wanted to be with his only friend
Dont feel bad for him, it isnt the real Dave. Real Dave is dead.
@@DominikPac-Boy he isnt really dead but ok
@@HashtgNoLife he is dead but ok
@@DominikPac-Boy yeah, he’s in the flip side waiting, that Dave we call davetrap is just his clingy part that refuses to let go
How can you feel bad for a serial child murderer who commited various other crimes?
This guy sounds like a real physically person, not some A.I or voicelines stolen from the game, whoever did VA Jack, I’m proud of him.
I'm pretty sure it was the youtuber known as "Dyl In The Dark" who voice acted for Jack.
@@_TheGoofball_ ok
"Ex-fucking-cuse me?"
My new favorite sentence that I'll use.
Oh my. You already filmed that part. Means you are close to the whole good ending video! Yeeeee-
I am! This is actually new footage too. ^_^ I played through the neutral ending again looking for scenes for the next Dave and Old Sport video.
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 Oh, I can NOT wait for a part 2! Actually, now that I think about it, that video was literally the video to convince me to check out the game for myself as someone who had only heard mention of DSaF in passing, so thanks for both introducing the game to me as well as being the playthrough that I watched!
Jack gained the power to speak!!
The fuck you smoking, hes always been able to, just first time he's used a textbox like the other characters instead of the decision box he normally uses
he finally got real
Just to roast Dave
He was mad enough that he just gained a voice, just to make Dave a block of charcoal rabbit
@@Lunar-Gold3335 getting yelled at by sportsy was the worst emotional pain I've ever felt. I'm a sad aubergine, old sport!
I just... imagine the kids at the birthday party. Imagine you go to a restaurant for your birthday, a man with a phone for a head is giving you cake, some stanky, gay ass rabbit man comes in and starts arguing with the manager, and the manager just fucking starts emotionally berating him until he's violently sobbing.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
With how bored I am half of the time I'd probably stay to see what else happens
I would start to record
Then put it on the hub
That would be the best birthday of my life
i'm glad dsaf is getting more popularity again
Dave just got roasted even more than he did in the good ending!
(This terrible joke is sponsored by McGumpty's Oats and Other Such Grain-Based Assortments.)
wouldn't it be funny if jack said "you get NO bitches dave"
Idk why but I can hear this crystal clear in my head lmao
It really would be😭✋
@@sproutz5014same
LMAO
I do not regret *ANYTHING* done in this video, just to let you know.
You hurt me emotionally AND physically with that verbal beating, sportsy.
The way you screamed scared me so much, I shit my undead bunny diaper.
Then the tears got my fabric all damp and I slipped on a piece of garbage and broke my tattered ear off, old sport.
I'm gonna fuckin' sue you sportsy!
The kebabs and kiddie souls will be mine once again, old fuck!
why.
Why?
Why?
The dave Council has come to ask Jack why he did this lol 😂
Its funny how his voice just keeps changing during the whole thing, when he said "Christ" he sounded like a Australian. And when he said "MONEY" and etc. He just sounds like a whole other person for the entirety of that roast. But during the good ending, he sounds so different. I wonder if hes really soulless because hes not just a meatsack like he suggested.
Guys guys shut up tangerine man is rapping
Jack :GO TAKE A SHOWER YOU- [many swears is in this so i blocked it]
Dave: why you have to be so mean :(((((
oh no not thr many swears
Its sincerely awesome to know youre making a secuel to the davesport comp!! And how grateful can we be, dang, when youre even working on It in your birthday! Happy birthday, OFC!!
Thank you so much! ^_^
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 is Jack the real bad guy??
Not even kidding this ending made me almost depressed the moment that Dave opened the springlock suit to reveal he was crying MY HEART HURT. HURT LIKE HELL. I COULDN'T BARE WITH HIS PIXEL FACE HE LOOKED GENUINELY HEARTBROKEN :(
Same.. Davetrap doesn't get a happy ending sadly in the good, bad or neutral ending
I FEEL SO BAD FOR DAVE HE GETS NO HAPPY ENDING IN THIS GAME GAHHH
... Why does Baldi look like that?
@@upcomingperson4098 idk I couldn't decide what to put as my pfp
@@M4R14N4_XD why is baldi hot
I accidentally pressed the 4 key on my number pad after finishing the video and was immediately treated to 02:22. This may be the best-designed video of the hour.
"ůæh əh uh æ"
-phone guy, 2022
Jesus christ. Jack is a killer at insults God damn.
he took notes from henry
@@drearysol most likely
He did kill a God In one time line And the pure evil ending of day shift at Friday's too we literally killed the personification of childhood
@@plantainsame2049 fax
At children too
Dave just watching from the flipside:
Damn.. you did me dirty, sportsy.
No wonder, Henry picks up Old Sport as his new assistant in the pure evil ending. Out of all, they share one single thing in common. Being able to absolutely pulverize anyone and everyone in their way using verbal abuse alone.
Guy had his vocal cords pierced and they reattached themselves just so he can chew out Dave.
That's what I thought too. He got so angry that he healed his vocal cords just so that he could make Dave cry.
this aint just the most savage roast in the entire dsaf series, this be the most savage roast i ever heard in ANY piece of media XD
We just gonna gloss over Phone Guy knowing that animatronics can cry if you "use pliers the right way."
Ah good old perverted Phone Guy
5:22 why did I get emotional for him?! 😭
R.I.P Dave no way he ccan come back from that absolute cremation JACK JUST BURNT HIS HOPES AND BLEW UP HIS DREAMS OF KILLING KIDS WITH HIM AND GOING TO VEGAS AND LIKE GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD
This is the most evil Jack has been
And yes Including the True Evil Ending of DSAF 2
When you get so pissed with your ex boyfriend that you speak your first words out loud in like 40 years and completely ignore the fact that your vocal chords are severed
1:27 MONEY 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥
No joke I once had to perform this speech (but slightly edited) to a absolute moron who nearly killed me.
Jack sounds like a 10 year old, i mean, come on, is that the best that he can offer? I'm pretty sure Dave heard worse things in his life, Jacks comments make him sound like a triggered gen a boy who didn't get his Playstation from parents on Christmas day, lol. The lore accurate Dave would most likely laugh and think that Jack is pathetic with his weak lines such as "You stinky!" wah-wah!". I think Dave would respond with a witty comeback like "Well, at least i don't take any responsibility over the bankruptcy of the establishment so keep counting your temporary money i guess" or "At least I'm immortal and have an army of fans, simping over me for the past 8 years while only few people even know of your existence, and despite looking cleaner, you don't seem to be getting any attention from any lady as far as i know, so i can only pity you because you seem to be the only lonely looser here, even Phone guy gets more attention from ladies than you". Dave is the type who could actually break the 4th wall and speak directly to the audience
The rockafire explosion music is oddly fitting.
Me seeing Dave cry after that just made me feel really bad, someone make a good ending to this
Well, I'll just go outside with Dave at least he won't cry alone.
Youre an unique case.
And I meant it in the bad way
R.I.P Dave's emotions.
i remember seeing this, i absolutely lost my shit
the entire video: 😭
the end of the video: 👍
Phone Guy at the end: ☎️👍
that wasnt a roast It was a Massacre!
How other interact with springtrap/davetrap:run
How jake interact with springtrap/davetrap:SHUT OUT FUC#### FROM HERE!💀
3:55 THIS AINT EVEN A ROAST ON DAVE, THIS IS JUST PURE HELLFIRE ON MATT, POOR DUDE
4:35 okay in daves defense here he was essentially brainwashed into following henry
@@kylethebel0ved What brain?
Happy Birthday!!!
Thank you!
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 wait it’s your birthday?
Happy birthday:D
Yea happy birthday
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 hapeh birday!111!!!!1!!11!!!1!!
@@notrealnamenotatall2476
!!!yadhtriB yppaH
Gotta love how Phone Guy just goes "Uh Uhhhh uh uhh uh" when he talks lmaoo
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Looks like old sport made a new Albuum.
this ending would've been 10x better if dave murdered the birthday boy, you end up with the charges, and dave makes you immortal to torture you.
That's a nice idea
@@davemiller9208 Why hello there, DAVE
@@jraff2735 hello there, old sport
@@davemiller9208 Dave? Are you here as a customer or...
@@davemiller9208oh my god real dave😮 how are you feeling after being burnt by jack
Jack: *Roast Dave*
Also Jack: *Call him Stinky and Dummy*
BRO GOT ROASTED. ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO.
I feel sad for Dave I know he's evil but he's still dave
The way Dave just slowly slumps
Imagine Dave Just Said
“No One Asked You. We Had A Deal. Now, *YOU* Get Out.”
Harry in the background like: eating pop corn
When you are grown up and see your childhood bully:
0:49 Is that a Spongebob reference?
No
@@DominikPac-Boy yes
So what ending do you get for yelling at Dave?
end.
"GO take a bath stinky"
The most insulting insult
Dave didn't deserve that
Oh, he didnt?
Framed
Slaughtered
Murdered
Lied
Tampered
AND HE DOESNT DESERVE TO GET ROASTED FOR LESS THAN 5 MINUTES?!
@@GordoSeVieneHes a fictional character, none of us would be defending him if he was real.
@@GordoSeViene I've lied at least 100 times in my life
5:05 - Jack literally quotes charles manson in these lines, i'm pretty sure that means this has to be one of the worse timelines XD
Poor davey
Tangerine-shit head is the only word that can describe this
this is the experience i have when i try to ask out women
I actually feel bad for him now. This wasn't just a roast, it was a goddamn _nuke._
Also, I really wonder what the children who were there thought. Imagine trying to eat a pizza and an ancient-looking bunny suit full of rotting organs walks in and gets verbally obliterated by the manager.
Now I wanna see michael afton roast william afton
0:58 what music is that?
“See, here’s the thing Dave..” * INSERT CPR INTRO *
Phone guy: Hey listen, uhh uhh uhhh uhh uuhhhhhhhh
Poor Dave. I know he's not the best of guy's right. With his smell, being overly persistent and always thinking it's about him. Oh and I guess murdering some toddlers too.
But geez-louise Old Sport. That was MEAN. There we're nicer ways to phrase that you know! Now ol' Dave is crying in DA garbage because of you!
And, Sportsy, you're honestly not that much better then Dave. At least Dave wants to stop the cycle of abuse that is Freddie's, but you actively continue it! And why? Because you're top dog now? Do you not recognize that the situation hasn't changed at all? One day, the negligence, the bites, the yiffin', and the murders will rear their ugly heads again. And you'll be sent packing back into the dirt again.
You could have been so much better ol' Sportsy. But noooo. You had to go drunk on power. Because only booze, not cheap because you want to confirm you're rich now, and power can numb the hate you feel. The hate for you, the hate for Freddie's, the hate for your life, the hate for being alone. And so you project that hate onto others, those you feel like they can't strike back. Like a phoneguy, or Dave. But it doesn't make it better. That's because, Sport, you're not processing your feelings. You're just repressing them. Covering them. "Sweep it under the rug and it'll probably be fine." But it's not fine. You have no friends. You have no hobbies, apart from heavy drink and your work. Every day goes by the same. Wake up with a hangover, go to work, do work which makes you miserable, get back from work, drink alone heavily, go to bed drunk, repeat. And you'll hope it'll magically become better, which it won't. Because your the CEO, so YOU are responsible for positive change. Only by reforming the restaurant to become a nice place to work does that happen. But won't it all be worth it in the end? No, it won't. Because unless Freddie's becomes a MUCH better establishment, it will inevitably go bankrupt. So you will lose all your money, accrue massive debt, and go so broke, you'll have to live of a single dirty half-cent from the trash.
You need to put work into yourself, so YOU can become the best version of you that you can be.
And You need to put in the work into Freddie's, so that Freddie's can become the best version of itself that it can be.
damn
Phone guy: eeehh er eh eeerh h eeeh eh eeeh eer er eeer
Nobody messes with jack
Jack is the one who knocks
This sums up neutral Jack pretty well.
I feel so bad for Dave oh my god poor dave
Me too
I feel bad for dave
For a child murderer?
hope you had a happy birthday!
Wait a moment how is Dave's face so clear at -the- end?
0:04 is this a RAE song playing in the backgorund
i fell asleep to this 10/10
I always hated that purple bastard
Damn jack 😨
im just so built different
Jesus that wasn't a roast that was a Dave flambè
Did anyone else first see this on the uniquegeese play through and think it was just him reading these or am I just insane?
Jacks bein mean to old Davey I do feel bad for him though
God DAMN Jack went OFF
Holy Jack you didn’t have to sundly get a voice to completly BURN dave. It was a funny