This is a more accurate theme song for what she films: Literally everyone asked me to vlog, so I decided film my son and dog. You’ll hear me talk about dinner and make dough, so grab your snacks for colleens cooking show
"Cuz last year he didn't know anything, he was like a blob of a human" Let me tell you, I've been alive for quite some time ... I'm STILL a blob of a human
Colleen : * bakes stuff and makes crafts * Flynn : * smells flowers and talks cutely * Me : * throws self on couch takes phone out and watches videos after that switches to ipad * Me : I'm being so productive .
Yeah my thing is binge watching a netflix show or youtube, thank u very much.. I have online school until 4:00..and honestly doesn't really feel like quarantine tho
colleen should actually be a chef. she’s so good at making her own recipes and “churching up” her foods and when she tasted eriks casserole pizza she gave him tips off the top of her head on how to make it better wow. what a chef
The only person who can talk about boring things and make it rlly entertaining. That is a talent. ☕️. Edit : thank u so much for almost 250 likes. I normally get 10 at most. 💖
This is not what I made up but I live for it so here it is: " literally everyone asked me to vlog, so I decided to do it for who knows long, so you'll see me live my life during quarantine, so get ready to be bored you watching Vloentine" Give it a like if u want Colleen to use it, ps love u Colleen
Emma Emma I have anxiety so leaving the house is near impossible on a normal day but with all this going on my anxiety is bad even in the house and her videos help me for 10 minutes a day I forget
colleens quarantine until she finds something new: whipped coffee(tiktok) Flynn dar dars homemade bread+biscuits and pizza huge dinners(new recipes) baking(cookies) crafts root onesies tiger king zoom game nights self distancing walks CATS talking to us at thr end of the day(edit) her ocd(forgot whats called) Miranda Vlapril!(editing) what else?
Am I the only one who has been *less* anxious during quarantine? I am not going to school so my usual stressors have been eliminated. Of course I’m worried about what’s going on in the world but not obsessively.
Cooking, baking, sewing masks, and figuring out how to start a garden in south Florida; that has been quarantine life. Plus, resetting up my aero garden to grow salad greens because I have no idea if/when grocery shopping will ever be normal again.
The way Erik looks at Colleen in the thumbnail melts my heart ❤️ you can tell he really is madly in love with her! I hope everyone finds this kind of relationship at some point.
colleen: leave below what y’all have been doing during the quarantine. *all of us: this. we watch you. this is what we have been doing.* [i know it’s not a lot but thanks for all the likes y’all! stay safe & healthy, please. love y’all. 🤍]
Colleen that was so sweet of you to think about other kids in your neighborhood, possibly not having an Easter! You are so sweet! Sadly, this was the FIRST Easter that I wasn't able to make my kids baskets and cook them Easter breakfast and dinner 😥 It has broke my heart...but we are struggling SO bad, we don't even have food here right now. I told them that I promise to make it up to them, just as soon as I can. Anyways, please say a prayer for us...I'm such a mess right now. My anxiety and depression are through the roof! May God continue to bless you and your sweet family and keep you guys healthy and safe! Also sending prayers for everyone else!
I love how we literally watched her make the chicken and heard her talk about it the whole time but then after she ate it she proceeded to explain to us every single thing she did etc. Bish.... WE KNOW! hahs
Colleen: What have you been doing during quarantine? I’ve been baking and cooking, and sharing my dinner recipes Me and every other person: watching Colleen bake, cook and war dinner recipes😂
Recently been focused on riding one room completely, and today I've started on my garden. Which is helping so much as I'm a carer for my fiance as she's classed as vulnerable. Just little bits each day to get us by. Xx
I grew up saying "unthaw," which when someone pointed out how that made no sense, I was like... huh... you are right! 😂 But when you have said it your whole life, it's tough to break the habit!
im doing an art project every day. ive also been bold with where i art, so i started by painting my uke, and now im going to literally paint a galaxy on a wall in my room
My friend made me watch Supernatural with her and I got so obsessed that I stopped watching UA-cam for four months. Now that it's subsided a little I'm going back and watching every single vlog that I missed
I love the Joy of new experiences with yougins and new parents!! Its literally what I miss the most about my kids being older they are 19 and 23 this upcoming May!! We still embark upon new experiences all the time-Except the new experiences now vary from being a bright eyed little man or lady.. to adulthood type of sitcheastions. Also, I've looked forward to your videos each day. While they are very entertaining- I love the human connection yall have as a family and your channel feels genuine and not just put on a show..98% of the time. And for that I THANK YALL!!
I know a gazillion people have said this already, but your vlogs are really getting me through this quarantine. I’ve taken up so much baking too, I blame you girl 😂
This is a more accurate theme song for what she films: Literally everyone asked me to vlog, so I decided film my son and dog. You’ll hear me talk about dinner and make dough, so grab your snacks for colleens cooking show
Kacey lynn Colleen needs to see this ou are so creative
Kacey lynn sob my god that’s so good
This comment is really underrated. This should be the intro song!
Omg this is so funny
AND WHIPPED COFFEE
"Cuz last year he didn't know anything, he was like a blob of a human"
Let me tell you, I've been alive for quite some time ... I'm STILL a blob of a human
Tianyue Wang so am I
Tianyue Wang bruhh
Tianyue Wang so am i
Yup
Me too honestly
I just died "My Brother, his Wife and their 8,000 children" hahahahaha
Time stamp please x
0:52
That's how it feels thou lol 😂
it’s true though😂😂
Kailey Michelle actually 1:01😂😂 ur good tho
Colleen last year: what is he gonna do with a dollar?
Erik: he’s not..
I GET THAT DOLLAR WOOHOO
Why is no one talking about how funny that was omg
What video is that
“We’re going to get him into USC with that money!”
Colleen : * bakes stuff and makes crafts *
Flynn : * smells flowers and talks cutely *
Me : * throws self on couch takes phone out and watches videos after that switches to ipad *
Me : I'm being so productive .
The_tiny Duck Me everyday 😂😂
“My brother and his wife and 8,000 kids”
-Colleen 2020
I can just imagine her next time she says that “and his infinite kids” xD
Omg yes hahaha
Yes
Also
Flynn was just a blob of a human last year!!😂
Fingers crossed for Vlay, Vlune, Vlogly, Vlogust, vlogtember, vlogtober, vlogember, vlogcember.
lol vlogmas is december but i agree
December is vlogmas
Elizabeth Pelow vlogmas girl
Oh yes, vlogmas. My bad 😂
vlogly sounds scary hahaha
I can't believe it makes me so happy to watch someone making whipped coffee and bread everyday
Kasia sameeee
omg same. she makes me so happy :)
Colleen: "We all need something to keep us sane during this quarintine."
Me: "Yeah lying on the couch all day trying not to die."
Josie Payne that is very much adequate.
Yeah my thing is binge watching a netflix show or youtube, thank u very much..
I have online school until 4:00..and honestly doesn't really feel like quarantine tho
“I took the hair off our cat and gave it to our son” -Erik 2019
Molly Davis I died when I heard that 😅🤣😵🤣😅
2020* hehe
Dang quarantine is really getting to u. Like 2019!?!?? Its 2020 broh XD
Miss Easterbarny the clip was from last year
Miss Easterbarny lol I know what year it was the clip and the quote was from 2019
colleen should actually be a chef. she’s so good at making her own recipes and “churching up” her foods and when she tasted eriks casserole pizza she gave him tips off the top of her head on how to make it better wow. what a chef
That's called being a Foodie 😂 gotta be able to figure out how to make food into it's best form
She really is amazing and has inspired me to up my cooking/baking game!
I’ve never realized how much I loved Easter egg hunting until I couldn’t this year
Danielle Felix hey if your bored. You should watch my videos cows say moo
Danielle Felix hey if your bored watch my videos. Cows say moo
You should have someone hide them in your backyard that's what I do every year
I have to wait till Tuesday for Easter cause my dad is working today and he wants to be home when we look for eggs and stuff
Lilly Zimnicki it was raining where I live so we did it in my house
Flynn is the most caring child I’ve ever seen!! He’s adorable
I know
@Lil Blaisy ok
@Lil Blaisy ur rude
“He didn’t know anything he was like a blob of a human.” -Colleen Ballinger 2020 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eric: "cause we would always eat cinnamon gum when you were pregnant."
Colleen: 🤨 "No we would not!" 😂😂
The only person who can talk about boring things and make it rlly entertaining. That is a talent. ☕️.
Edit : thank u so much for almost 250 likes. I normally get 10 at most. 💖
penguin lover
Awww thats literly me and my friend, i love her soooo much. We litterly had a 2 hours phone call and we almost did not say anything!💗😊😂
@@Coco-hd8yt wow that's so long
Priya Gill hehe thats what she sai- sorry im leaving
Lol
Who else is dying of Flynn’s cuteness
Yas
Meeeeeeeeeeee!!
@@reagant3625 meeeeeeeeeeeee!
Honestly who isn't
MEEE!!!!
me every vlog
This is not what I made up but I live for it so here it is:
" literally everyone asked me to vlog, so I decided to do it for who knows long, so you'll see me live my life during quarantine, so get ready to be bored you watching Vloentine"
Give it a like if u want Colleen to use it, ps love u Colleen
vlogentine!
Kate Stuart that's amazing!!!
Hey y’all should watch my videos cows say moo
Hey colleen
I love your outfir
Erik getting defense🤣 “yeah well we don’t have that! Maybe it’s the 5 pounds of flour on the bottom!”
Colleen every day of quarantine: whipped coffee
Flynn every day of quarantine: smell my flower pls 🥺
Colleen: "We all need something that keeps us sane during this quarantine."
Me: "Yeah.......your vlogs."
Omg I didn’t see your comment I commented the same thing !
@Lil Blaisy ...
@@prachijoshi5566 ha
I love how she calls jessica and Chris's 8000 children so funny😅
colleen is the only youtuber who i haven't gotten bored of
OMG SAME
Girl watch Jazzy Anne she is amazing
so true
Lily Smith Omg I love her! She posted today, did you see?
Same!! I was gonna comment this on yesterday's vlog!
“We’re gonna get him into USC with that money” TOOK ME OUUUUUUT LMFSO I LOVE ERIC
3:18 the fact that she was outside for point 5secs is so funny
I was shook when she didn't start with a whipped coffee in her hands
Melody Gordon haha this is so true!!!
Use this as a “Flynn is adorable” button. Edit:I just realized, I was the second person!
👇🏻
Penny Munday Same
I mean ok, but you didn’t have to point it out
Cool
@@sarabatchelder8781 good point and by the way I like ur comment
This video: Posted on Easter
Colleen: MY BREAD HAS RISEN!
Good one
Awesomeness i don’t get it😂😂
JESUS WHO?
It has risen in deed.
Gracie Brumfield for Catholics, Easter is the day that marks Jesus rising from the dead
No one:
Colleen: hEY AlL yOu CoOl cAtS aNd KitTeNs
have you watched tiger king? lolz
Kyra Boyd yeah haha
lol my history teacher says that in all the emails she sends
Lily Mamminga haha
She should call us cats and kittens cats for the older folks and kittens for the younger ones!
I swear Flynn was just a bean moments ago 😭❤️
Rude
@@chadeiben9682 how tf is that rude
Colleen: And their 8,000 children
Me: Shes not wrong
llama lover hey if you bored watch my videos. Cows say moo
Lol
@@starlavega6427 yes,yes they do
Emma Emma and horses say nay
Starla Vega
Omg I’ve seen you reply to everyone’s comments.
I was like “should I have pizza tonight??” Then I watched this and it answered my question
Rachel Spencer so what'd u eat
Ann Kamel pizza
These are the only thing getting me through this hard time! I suffer with agoraphobia so thank you for making things a little easier x💜
Miss Snotface same
Wait what is that again
Emma Emma I have anxiety so leaving the house is near impossible on a normal day but with all this going on my anxiety is bad even in the house and her videos help me for 10 minutes a day I forget
@@j_a_y__x4637 I fell like I have that and I am the same about watching her videos it makes me calm down when I am angry and it makes me happy😊
colleen: what do you do during quarantine?
Colleen: i make bread i bake and make videos and yeah
Me: i watched Colleen Vlogs 24/7
The way Erik looks at Colleen in the thumbnail is 😍❤️
I want someone to look at me like that 🤧
WHATS AN OAT CUISINE!!!!!!
colleens quarantine until she finds something new:
whipped coffee(tiktok)
Flynn
dar dars
homemade bread+biscuits and pizza
huge dinners(new recipes)
baking(cookies)
crafts
root onesies
tiger king
zoom game nights
self distancing walks
CATS
talking to us at thr end of the day(edit)
her ocd(forgot whats called)
Miranda
Vlapril!(editing)
what else?
Mareena mazurkevich also onesies and zoom games :) edit: also tiger king
Bitting the skin on her finger
Blanket
You forgot hey all you cool cat's and kitties
TikTok
Colleen *casually says*: His wife and their 8,000 children😐
Me: 8000 CHILDREN! MOST ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF THE BALLINGERS!
Am I the only one who has been *less* anxious during quarantine? I am not going to school so my usual stressors have been eliminated. Of course I’m worried about what’s going on in the world but not obsessively.
Colleen=wonders what we are doing during quarantine and wonders how we are staying sane
Me =girl I am literally just watching your videos
nobody:
not a singal soul:
cory: Stairs at colleen and thinks then puts pizza down
colleen: laughs at cory
I literally died laughing when you were opening up the eggs from last year.
"last year he didn't know anything. Last year he was a blob of a human."
-Colleen, 2020
take a shot every time Colleen says “from scratch” in her vlogs lmao
kirikaywood xo screen shot lol
Lina P. Haha qUirKy lol
colleen: the bread has risen
no one:
not even daisy:
me: it has risen indeed, alleluia
Hahah 😂lol
awwww🥰🥰🥺🥺 i remember last years easter vlog when erik was in charge of flynn’s basket. it was hilarious and adorable at the same time😂😂😂
Colleen "I'm Curious what you guys keep on doing to keep yourself Busy and Sane"
Me:Watching You
Same
factssss
me *thinking about vlapril ending* 🥺
Musette Weller hope we get vlay
Happy Easter!!!
This Easter instead of candy we got prizes in the egg like “ buy anything off line” or “ pick movie night”!
Thats a really cool idea!
that’s a good idea!!!
that sounds great!!!
That's a smart idea!
That is an awesome idea my family should try that👍🏻😊
I love how she is taking into account how there are kids on her channel aww 🥺🥺🥺💝💖💕💞💓💗
I'm so glad you're still vlogging. It seriously gives me something to look forward to and I appreciate that so much.
Colleen: “I wonder what you guys have been doing to be sane”
Me: I- I-
I bROkE mY CeILInG fAn
Lol
Okay..not only is your comment HILARIOUS to me, but my name is Ashton and my brother's name is Blake xD I thought it was a funny coincidence
I've never been this early before holy. I love you!!!!
Gabriel Enciso SAME!!!
Cooking, baking, sewing masks, and figuring out how to start a garden in south Florida; that has been quarantine life. Plus, resetting up my aero garden to grow salad greens because I have no idea if/when grocery shopping will ever be normal again.
Honestly you're videos help me get through this quarantine 😊 So, a big thank you🙏💕
The way Erik looks at Colleen in the thumbnail melts my heart ❤️ you can tell he really is madly in love with her! I hope everyone finds this kind of relationship at some point.
Hi, i love this intro song!
flynn is so cute ❤️❤️
colleen: leave below what y’all have been doing during the quarantine. *all of us: this. we watch you. this is what we have been doing.* [i know it’s not a lot but thanks for all the likes y’all! stay safe & healthy, please. love y’all. 🤍]
Colleen that was so sweet of you to think about other kids in your neighborhood, possibly not having an Easter! You are so sweet! Sadly, this was the FIRST Easter that I wasn't able to make my kids baskets and cook them Easter breakfast and dinner 😥 It has broke my heart...but we are struggling SO bad, we don't even have food here right now. I told them that I promise to make it up to them, just as soon as I can. Anyways, please say a prayer for us...I'm such a mess right now. My anxiety and depression are through the roof! May God continue to bless you and your sweet family and keep you guys healthy and safe! Also sending prayers for everyone else!
I love how we literally watched her make the chicken and heard her talk about it the whole time but then after she ate it she proceeded to explain to us every single thing she did etc. Bish.... WE KNOW! hahs
Colleen: What have you been doing during quarantine? I’ve been baking and cooking, and sharing my dinner recipes
Me and every other person: watching Colleen bake, cook and war dinner recipes😂
so true :P
BOXED me 😂😂😂
Omg I can’t believe I’m so early! Luv your vids colleen!
Colleen everytime she ends eating dinner:
"Wow that was the best dinner I've ever done"
It is literally so sweet seeing how excited colleen gets 😭
Hahahhaa last years was hilarious 😂 “love a ball of daisys hair” Hahahaha
I love you!!!!
Congratulations for being the first commenter 🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊
“We would always eat cinnamon gum when you were pregnant.”
“No, WE WOULD NOT!” 😂😂😂😂
Crz4wizard last year vlog!
“Their 8,000 children” 😂
Recently been focused on riding one room completely, and today I've started on my garden. Which is helping so much as I'm a carer for my fiance as she's classed as vulnerable. Just little bits each day to get us by. Xx
Just imagine grown up Flynn watching all of these videos ❤️
Imagine Colleen and eriks child. I would do anything to have the coolest parents ever !
I have learned how to crochet,Cross stitch, learned spanish and danish, played video games , baked, cooked, and clean this quarantine
Colleen said “de-thaw” again. Silly gootse.
AshleaY I wonder if she is confusing it with “defrost”?
Ann Stephens I think so! Someone pointed it out in a previous vlog and she said it’s just something she’s always said. Haha
When you realize you say the same thing😂😂
I grew up saying "unthaw," which when someone pointed out how that made no sense, I was like... huh... you are right! 😂 But when you have said it your whole life, it's tough to break the habit!
"What are you doing during quarantine"
I'm playing ALOT of Roblox, watching you and watching Glee and "I DONT CARE, I LOVE IT"
Flynn's little squeals of joy kill me ❤ it's so freaking cute!
Love this! So cute!💕
im doing an art project every day. ive also been bold with where i art, so i started by painting my uke, and now im going to literally paint a galaxy on a wall in my room
i love how eric is slowly getting used to being on camera
To keep myself entertained I've been doing lots of gymnastics outside, working out, some crafts and playing video games with my brothers.
i have been waiting for a house tour for the past 5 YEARS! please do one
She’s becoming a part of my routine 💙
Does anyone else notice when colleens talking she’s always pacing around😂
I do this! When I'm on the phone I pace around the house, so I can only imagine if I vlogged, LOL
We can’t afford Easter this year but Flynn will lose his mind over those cars and animals
My friend made me watch Supernatural with her and I got so obsessed that I stopped watching UA-cam for four months. Now that it's subsided a little I'm going back and watching every single vlog that I missed
6:48 I LIVE for your Carole Baskin Moments!!! Please don't ever stop!! I love y'all so much!!
my heart melts every time you get to make a holiday magical, amazing and fun for your son. you're an amazing mom to Flynn!
`cooking and backing is helping with my stress and anxiety’
Me :runs to the kitchen
“a blob of a human” 😂😂😂
I love the Joy of new experiences with yougins and new parents!! Its literally what I miss the most about my kids being older they are 19 and 23 this upcoming May!! We still embark upon new experiences all the time-Except the new experiences now vary from being a bright eyed little man or lady.. to adulthood type of sitcheastions.
Also, I've looked forward to your videos each day. While they are very entertaining- I love the human connection yall have as a family and your channel feels genuine and not just put on a show..98% of the time. And for that I THANK YALL!!
I know a gazillion people have said this already, but your vlogs are really getting me through this quarantine. I’ve taken up so much baking too, I blame you girl 😂
Awww cute Flynn! He’s adorable!!!! #BEST UA-camR MOM, and Jessica too!
OMG IM IN LOVE WITH YOU EARLYY COLLEEN ILYYYY🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭
Lizzy Vintage hi bestie
Flynn so cute
Omg when u went “heY aLl YoU cOoL cAtS aNd KiTtEnS” 😭😭
Your vlogs are keeping me sane just like you bread is keeping you sane lmao
I love when she says hey there all you cool cats and kittens
❤️happy Easter!❤️
Colleen back at it again with her “de- thaw”🤦🏻♀️
I literally clean my room all day then watch UA-cam from 7pm-3am and sleep till 11am then repeat
Bruh Colleen really be asking me what I’m doing to stay sane, I’m watching vlarch and vlapril 😅❤️