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  • Conan invokes the great political thinkers while trying to make sense of the 2016 presidential election.
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  • @NotTheLarryDavid
    @NotTheLarryDavid 7 років тому +1237

    Showing more class and humility in 3 minutes than the entire journalist community in a year.

    • @Josiahsarmiento
      @Josiahsarmiento 7 років тому +25

      Larry David honestly, it's pathetic that everyone can't act this professional.

    • @RobinK
      @RobinK 7 років тому

      Well said.

    • @plasmichoneytrip
      @plasmichoneytrip 7 років тому

      Are you really Larry David???

    • @aimenfatima7713
      @aimenfatima7713 7 років тому +32

      Yeah it's really him. And I'm actually a starfish from Spongebob SquarePants.

    • @jedden12
      @jedden12 7 років тому +1

      true

  • @Bob-qq4is
    @Bob-qq4is 7 років тому +1840

    Conan is low key smart af

    • @slydog42069
      @slydog42069 7 років тому +55

      Conan is a genius, but you're a dumbass.

    • @TheOnlyMPG
      @TheOnlyMPG 7 років тому +200

      Austin Adams yeah he went to harvard

    • @Tmeister44
      @Tmeister44 7 років тому +17

      You were trying to insult somebody for being dumb and said "stupidest"... I have no hope for our youth.

    • @flamranims
      @flamranims 7 років тому +27

      Austin Adams "lowkey"

    • @lionone457
      @lionone457 7 років тому +40

      Dude went to Harvard. That's not very low key

  • @joes-lv7ro
    @joes-lv7ro 7 років тому +1299

    Conan is one of the few hosts who doesn't insult one side gratuitously. I wish he still had a major show on a network. I'm pretty sure he is liberal but this man is at least respectful of both sides.

    • @jeffw1267
      @jeffw1267 7 років тому +93

      Yeah he's definitely liberal but is reasonable about it.

    • @germanydeutschland6501
      @germanydeutschland6501 5 років тому +10

      joe s he had Trump on his show in 2005

    • @wolfchrt
      @wolfchrt 4 роки тому +2

      @@germanydeutschland6501 He didnt have this show in 2005

    • @emijar9108
      @emijar9108 4 роки тому +12

      @@wolfchrt he was on network in 2005

    • @bohemianbum6082
      @bohemianbum6082 4 роки тому +1

      I like Conan the best now

  • @connorburkhardt3410
    @connorburkhardt3410 7 років тому +410

    Conan > all other talk show hosts ever

    • @rdu239
      @rdu239 5 років тому +1

      Jimmy Fallon also pull this off with class and humility

    • @juliav8159
      @juliav8159 3 роки тому +3

      Fallon was my favorite until I watched Conan

    • @kyleplatz3751
      @kyleplatz3751 3 роки тому +1

      raymund usi but Conan is actually funny

    • @owenoconnor3525
      @owenoconnor3525 3 роки тому +1

      Conan, Letterman, and Carson are the only great talk show hosts in my opinion

    • @markrodger4601
      @markrodger4601 3 роки тому +2

      John Oliver to

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 7 років тому +3188

    Should've been Conan as President and Andy Vice president 2016.

  • @HallucinogenX
    @HallucinogenX 7 років тому +2253

    America if you had to elect an orange haired man,why couldn't it be Conan

    • @starxhilmie
      @starxhilmie 7 років тому +8

      thats not a wig ?

    • @xlt96f150
      @xlt96f150 7 років тому +3

      he wasn't running.

    • @kovvvas
      @kovvvas 7 років тому +35

      Conan would actually be a good president and seems way better educated and informed about american politics than Trump.

    • @TheLucaslopes1996
      @TheLucaslopes1996 7 років тому +4

      +Lay Jeno get out of here. You stole Conan's Sonight Thow.

    • @angijac18
      @angijac18 7 років тому +6

      Anurag He graduated from Harvard so that wouldn't even be a half bad idea

  • @bsim4431
    @bsim4431 7 років тому +1049

    This man is the only non-partisan in late night comedy

    • @aguyandhiscomputer
      @aguyandhiscomputer 7 років тому +11

      Bennbo Simo
      And why I'll only be watching his skits.

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 7 років тому +5

      Well, as long as you overlook the Sarah Silvermen incident.

    • @ZzLeVo
      @ZzLeVo 7 років тому +2

      +colleen what's that?

    • @Anon54387
      @Anon54387 7 років тому +5

      You didn't see his anti-gun rant. Obviously.

    • @michaelcianos2333
      @michaelcianos2333 7 років тому +41

      Anon54387 That's a common sense argument. Not a political one.

  • @ImTheKingOfHyrule
    @ImTheKingOfHyrule 7 років тому +1124

    Conan didn't bet his dignity on the election like so many other late night comedians and "infotainers" did. Watching comedians cry over an election is cringeworthy and I'm glad Conan kept it cool.

    • @ElaborateTiger
      @ElaborateTiger 7 років тому +13

      It shows character to be real with how you feel, being "on the fence" to make everyone happy is being fake. I understand why they do it but it shouldn't be encouraged.

    • @ImTheKingOfHyrule
      @ImTheKingOfHyrule 7 років тому +35

      If you are an entertainer your job is first and foremost to entertain. People have enough in their own personal lives to be miserable about without tuning into a comedy show only to see people crying.

    • @blimpslap2
      @blimpslap2 7 років тому +2

      I think those other guys bet a lot more than their dignity. They'll be lucky not to get black-bagged by the Trump administration day one. That guy does not take mockery well and I'm not holding out hope that he'll go reasonable with power.

    • @ANobodiemyspace
      @ANobodiemyspace 7 років тому +3

      Its started already. An atmosphere of retaliation- 'he doesn't take mocking well'. He is not a president, he is a punk.

    • @blackmore4
      @blackmore4 7 років тому +9

      @Elaborate Tiger
      _"It shows character to be real with how you feel"_
      Agreed and the fact that so many of these people's "real" is crying like a petulant pre-nursery 3 year old tells me all I need to know about them.

  • @trinidadbotello9906
    @trinidadbotello9906 7 років тому +1048

    Conan, you're my hero.

  • @Ashamedofmyself
    @Ashamedofmyself 7 років тому +399

    I like how Conan isn't talking about fire and brimstone and pretending that the sky is falling. His optimism is inspiring.

    • @Kjernekar
      @Kjernekar 7 років тому +9

      Sure, but it's also what should be the default position for every dault out there. Right now people seem to be regressing back to pre-kindergarden levels of reaction and argumentation.

    • @Ashamedofmyself
      @Ashamedofmyself 7 років тому

      I get why some people are upset. I still have my doubts about how funding for climate change investigations will be handled. I don't think anything will change when it comes to LGBT rights, at least I hope it doesn't. People forget they still carry a great amount of power when it comes to decision making throughout a president's term, not just during the election.

    • @plasmichoneytrip
      @plasmichoneytrip 7 років тому +1

      Humanity survived the bubonic plague. You can do this Americans!

    • @ygryaznov
      @ygryaznov 7 років тому +4

      You do know that Trump endorses LGBT community a lot, right?

    • @raindropasmr2114
      @raindropasmr2114 7 років тому +5

      WTF HIS OWN RUNNING MATE FUNDED CONVERSION THERAPY

  • @jemstar33
    @jemstar33 7 років тому +266

    Conan is great. The best host, is a smart host.

  • @cityofchamps66
    @cityofchamps66 7 років тому +344

    Alien vs Predator, sort of sums up the 2 candidates

    • @TheGulakers
      @TheGulakers 7 років тому +52

      "Whoever wins, we lose."

    • @sepandghanouni2271
      @sepandghanouni2271 7 років тому +16

      OK let's analyze this: one candidate is in favour of illegal immigration, all sort of unilateral trade treaties, a socialistic debt driven government and the other candidate wants to minimize illegal immigration, unilateral trade treaties and fix our debt AND you profess that we lose either way. Interesting

    • @TheGulakers
      @TheGulakers 7 років тому +7

      Just some lighthearted humor on the subject mate, didn't mean to step on any toes :)

    • @Illmatic662
      @Illmatic662 7 років тому +2

      +Sepand Ghanouni You must feel really stupid now.

    • @pranavkulkarni1414
      @pranavkulkarni1414 4 роки тому

      @@Illmatic662 why should he feel stupid? He was in favour of the latter (Donald trump) and he won.

  • @obscureentertainment8303
    @obscureentertainment8303 7 років тому +2495

    His hair is reaching towards heaven.

    • @zarazen8110
      @zarazen8110 7 років тому +1

      Obscure Entertainment Lolz

    • @htboston
      @htboston 7 років тому +2

      His hair is taking up all the oxygen that his brain needs because this bitch doesn't even know what he's talking about. Stick to the dumb string dance, conan. stay outta politics

    • @ralstonwithanr
      @ralstonwithanr 7 років тому +23

      htboston do you listen to things

    • @dshim4731
      @dshim4731 7 років тому +6

      his hair is the hair that will pierce the heavens

    • @hoptheloop
      @hoptheloop 7 років тому +40

      His hair is heaven, heaven filled with gingerbread.

  • @nerobxk
    @nerobxk 7 років тому +886

    Gotta love Conan. Making you smile when you are so torn apart, USA is lucky to have you, Conan

    • @vinushkas
      @vinushkas 7 років тому +6

      He's given me more optimistic feelings about being American than the last 24 hours has. Thank you Conan.

    • @f0cus2021SOT
      @f0cus2021SOT 7 років тому +9

      you poor fragile little soul

    • @mysteriousguy1393
      @mysteriousguy1393 7 років тому +11

      you should be grateful otherwise you would've been literally torn apart by nuclear bomb war wirh Russia ;)

    • @Adam-082
      @Adam-082 7 років тому +13

      I am not torn apart at all.We dodged a bullet with Hillary.

    • @abhaynamb
      @abhaynamb 7 років тому +4

      adam lane Dodged a bullet and took a rocket launcher
      congrats

  • @mattdobz
    @mattdobz 7 років тому +294

    Churchill also said "The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter"

    • @inkigaming4279
      @inkigaming4279 4 роки тому +13

      That’s why America is a republic and not a democracy.

    • @keninjc89
      @keninjc89 4 роки тому +1

      Well Churchill wasn’t the biggest fan of democracy himself

    • @accidentallyaj5138
      @accidentallyaj5138 3 роки тому +12

      Churchill wasn't a great guy tho , the guy was practically a racist.

    • @accidentallyaj5138
      @accidentallyaj5138 3 роки тому +2

      @ZepexFIN Well in the west, He is seen as a hero, but in the east he is seen as a Genocidal Maniac.

    • @Airman56
      @Airman56 3 роки тому +1

      @@accidentallyaj5138 Churchhill wasn't a racist.... Are people seriously this stupid now?

  • @russianjoint
    @russianjoint 7 років тому +762

    I *really* love how Conan is classily and graciously keeping his neutrality while Colbert and Seth Meyer were publicly shitting themselves on their shows.

    • @russianjoint
      @russianjoint 7 років тому +23

      xTRANSLATORx Fools like you made Trump win, and I don't even like him. Moron.

    • @RedDwarff
      @RedDwarff 7 років тому +18

      Desire for change and freedom made people choose Trump. Anyone's different opnion on that is just not fact

    • @BingQiuSupremacy
      @BingQiuSupremacy 7 років тому +18

      Desire for change? Well you sure are getting change with a billionaire putting the same old white guys in power. enjoy

    • @RedDwarff
      @RedDwarff 7 років тому +1

      ClaustrophobicCarrot I am stating facts I didn't say he wasn't just the same. he has to prove he isn't. ..but you are just a sarcastic waste of a comment ,have a good day lol

  • @derpmcgerp8062
    @derpmcgerp8062 7 років тому +1626

    Don't want to alarm anyone... But Kanye 2020 can actually happen. Lol

    • @dragonfly_88
      @dragonfly_88 7 років тому +12

      Lmfao!!! Right

    • @thejournalist8091
      @thejournalist8091 7 років тому +10

      That's gonna suck

    • @jimjones2287
      @jimjones2287 7 років тому +56

      Not possible. Whites make up nearly 80% of the US population. Donald Trump winning was due to white America. Trump's campaign plan was attack everyone but white males, and it worked. If you think Kanye can win you're delusional.

    • @ichris2011
      @ichris2011 7 років тому +5

      As much as I'd like to see it happen Obama got elected just as a way to tell black people to shut up about oppression basically, there's no way they're letting another black person in office ESPECIALLY not a complete outsider hip hop artist black person. Rip Kanye 2020, but they said he couldn't be a rapper and here is now so anything is possible.

    • @tylerparziale868
      @tylerparziale868 7 років тому +47

      MasterSinh we elected obama because we liked him . we wont elect kanye because we don't. its not a race thing its a personality and politcal thing..

  • @alvarosalinas3807
    @alvarosalinas3807 7 років тому +108

    Im really happy that Conan is the ONLY and first talk show host that has addressed the elections outcome, cuz all the others seem to be waiting or just ignoring what happened. Good for Conan.

    • @alvarosalinas3807
      @alvarosalinas3807 7 років тому +12

      Except for Stephen Colbert and I believe James Corden also spoke up already.

    • @LeannefunkE
      @LeannefunkE 7 років тому +4

      alvaro salinas and Seth meyers

    • @alvarosalinas3807
      @alvarosalinas3807 7 років тому

      True...

    • @ivanb4681
      @ivanb4681 7 років тому +8

      alvaro salinas all of them addressed it. Literally everyone...

    • @Red-sv5fu
      @Red-sv5fu 7 років тому +7

      alvaro salinas Practically all have addressed the election, in either negative or neutral way.

  • @fastony9659
    @fastony9659 7 років тому +461

    This is why I prefer Conan over Colbert. Where the latter and his audience don't even try to hide the fact that they're ALL the way to the left (for God's sake, they actually CHEERED when Colbert showed footage of the riots, no joke!), Conan and his at least know how to poke fun of each side, and while they too may be leftist, they still keep it down to a subtle and tasteful level.

    • @MrGelroos1337
      @MrGelroos1337 7 років тому +12

      Anthony Sanchez well said. I've watched Colbert way back and he never seemed this left. He sold his soul to cbs and I've since stopped watching Colbert and unfollowed him everywhere. I wouldn't mind if he made jokes at both sides but it does in fact seem like he's spurring on violent protests and an extremely deep leftist agenda. Pisses me off because Stephen used to be the man. Such a disgrace now

    • @fastony9659
      @fastony9659 7 років тому +16

      MrGelroos1337 The Colbert Report. By God that was such a great show. It was when no political party was safe from humor. Now he's just picking sides ,and that immediately turned me off.

    • @hansmaier7203
      @hansmaier7203 6 років тому +7

      Its cause the right is in the wrong? Must be sad seeing it fail again and again.

    • @pranavkulkarni1414
      @pranavkulkarni1414 4 роки тому +5

      Let's not ignore the fact that Conan is much funnier than Colbert lol

    • @dualshock3462
      @dualshock3462 3 роки тому +2

      That's why Colbert is on the Epstein list and Conan isn't. It all happens for a reason, there is an answer for everything

  • @blizard7878
    @blizard7878 7 років тому +71

    "Bring out the small helpless animal, for our amusement!" Conan is great

  • @Dreadnaugh2517
    @Dreadnaugh2517 7 років тому +258

    LMFAO When he said "Alien vs. Predator" thought to myself, Hillary is the alien and Trump is the Predator lol

    • @DuBziDriFT
      @DuBziDriFT 7 років тому +28

      Predator especially hates illegal aliens.

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 7 років тому

      Teddy Westside too bad he's not going to do anything about it

    • @angelareyes1920
      @angelareyes1920 7 років тому

      Zoelakerbot of course they are!!

    • @stuntmen75
      @stuntmen75 7 років тому +1

      Zoelakerbot point is don't invite either to a party lol

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw 7 років тому +4

      when you finally beat Donald Trump he initiates self-destruct and uses his natural speaking voice

  • @papajohn2482
    @papajohn2482 7 років тому +439

    thank you for not making bullshit complaints about trump like every other talk show host! Good job Conan

    • @psyched.shelby5391
      @psyched.shelby5391 7 років тому +2

      Papa John hello fellow papa john!

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 7 років тому +11

      Papa John lol bullshit complaints??? cmon if you think trump is a saint then you are truly fucken delusional

    • @johnnyboy562
      @johnnyboy562 7 років тому +1

      papa bless

    • @saltheplumber755
      @saltheplumber755 7 років тому +16

      Papa Crap. The billionaire who cant afford to give his employees basic health benefits, BTW: Your pizza sucks...

    • @travisbest9041
      @travisbest9041 7 років тому

      I second that! Papa John pizza is rubbish!

  • @whitestoneandy797
    @whitestoneandy797 Рік тому +13

    Conan is universally loved and a student of history. Look how well he handled himself when the vast majority of his peers and others in his industry were acting worse than children. God bless you, Conan.

  • @facepalmdaily4404
    @facepalmdaily4404 3 роки тому +65

    The one thing I always admired about Conan is on full display here. He didn't go for the cheap shots. The easiest thing in the world to do that night was bash Trump. Cheap, easy laughs while kissing the asses of the overly vocal liberals. He took the high road instead. This is why he is the funniest host, but also the most respectable. In 50 years when they look back on the greatest hosts of late night it'll be Carson, Letterman, Conan.
    You are one of the greats, sir.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Рік тому

      There was a reason Trump got trashed.

    • @facepalmdaily4404
      @facepalmdaily4404 Рік тому

      @@ferox965 comedy shouldn't take sides

    • @Tbroblox09
      @Tbroblox09 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ferox965 if anyone should be bashed it should be all the news channels that said trump was a joke before he won, i believe in some part of the election clinton had a 79% chance of victory and trump with only 20%, the media just goes hard on him for telling the truth

  • @cabbagelettuce3340
    @cabbagelettuce3340 7 років тому +120

    AMERICA IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!!!! As a first generation Asian immigrant I am so grateful to live in the best country in the world!!!

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 7 років тому +5

      Cabbage Lettuce it's great, but there's plenty of room for a lot of improvement, and I've lived here my whole life.

    • @cabbagelettuce3340
      @cabbagelettuce3340 7 років тому +4

      Brian. Jr Montoya
      Of course, nothing is perfect. America is still the best country in the world. I can't believe I have a home in this beautiful country. I am so so blessed!

    • @cabbagelettuce3340
      @cabbagelettuce3340 7 років тому +4

      supadox
      Of course!!
      A very proud American citizen!!

    • @latino914
      @latino914 7 років тому +8

      Cabbage Lettuce so ashamed to be American right now.

    • @grumpy8133
      @grumpy8133 7 років тому

      +latino914 Why?

  • @imyseg13
    @imyseg13 7 років тому +423

    poor puppy stuck in that thing

    • @DamianReloaded
      @DamianReloaded 7 років тому +10

      It was a great metaphor though.

    • @mumble97
      @mumble97 7 років тому +1

      i know how tf do you even get that thing out of there.

    • @xNecroNeko
      @xNecroNeko 7 років тому +32

      Mumble Cakes You don't. It was born and raised in that thing.

    • @HollowMist11
      @HollowMist11 7 років тому +18

      No need to feel bad. The thing its sitting on doesn't look uncomfortable. And its only for a few minutes.

    • @mumble97
      @mumble97 7 років тому +24

      HollowMist11 that sounds like something my boss would tell me.

  • @moses9426
    @moses9426 3 роки тому +39

    This is why Conan is the best talk show host in America. 💪

  • @Neat95Freak
    @Neat95Freak 7 років тому +262

    Conan is soo right about the other countries.. i live in the middle east and ive always dreamed of an opportunity to be able to vote and know that my opinion matters. Be thankful america.. true you didnt get what you wanted but others did and at least who ever you choose wont kill or torture u for making fun of him and going against his opinion... im syrian and that's what our president is doing.. you've always got that freedom of speech :)

    • @karimhussein3975
      @karimhussein3975 7 років тому +12

      wow I thought I'm the only syrian that watches conan lol

    • @Musiquita8889
      @Musiquita8889 7 років тому +13

      I was born in Cuba, and I know what you mean

    • @TheGrovdawg
      @TheGrovdawg 7 років тому +3

      im australian, and we get people just as shitty. trust me, we arent better

    • @Neat95Freak
      @Neat95Freak 7 років тому +5

      f mck no society is better than the other nothing is perfect my friend.. ive studied all about american democracy and the world's democracy there is always something bad in them. The least i want is a president that listens to his ppl (gives u the freedom of speech) and makes my country the best it can be. and that cant be achieved if the government is not democratic or if the president is not elected/loved by the ppl

    • @mrbrainbob5320
      @mrbrainbob5320 7 років тому +1

      Awesome O'Troll true they are great democracies but thats mainly because of population. Its hard trying to make 320 million people happy.

  • @glorychain4630
    @glorychain4630 7 років тому +66

    that alien predator joke is why Conan is our top comedian of the century. kevin hart is #2.

    • @glorychain4630
      @glorychain4630 7 років тому +3

      but maybe he didn't write it himself but his execution is good.

    • @Itsphishayphishaaay
      @Itsphishayphishaaay 7 років тому

      Tomo Dachi you must be trippin Kevin Hart is #2? This last special was garbage, the one before that was awful and the one before that meh, I'm a grown little man was hilarious, seriously funny was the best then it downfall from there, if you know anything about comedy and the craft you would know the greats are people like Louis ck, Bill burr, Dave chappelle, Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney, Bernie Mac etc Kevin Hart is just goofy, he's simple which is why he appeals to more people

    • @vikings-pistons
      @vikings-pistons 7 років тому +7

      Tomo Dachi Louis CK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kevin Hart

    • @everquestfan
      @everquestfan 7 років тому +1

      Which century we talking about? This Century CK,Black,Burr,Chappelle,Rock are my top 5.

    • @xBrOwNeDoG
      @xBrOwNeDoG 7 років тому

      you think he writes his own stuff... absolute fool

  • @danielx40
    @danielx40 7 років тому +289

    Love it man. Gratefulness is the posture of tolerance. Hate towards the candidate is the very attribute we are afraid of from him. Now he's here, the next best thing is to support with tolerance and trust, especially when the person hasn't earned our trust. It's hard to do. But if we wake up and trust each other, we'll be fine. Amen

    • @stuntmen75
      @stuntmen75 7 років тому +10

      Daniel Ziran-Xu yeah, let's give him a chance and if he messes up then we'll put him through a ringer like any other politician

    • @videogal
      @videogal 7 років тому +2

      +Daniel Ziran-Xu
      Great sentiment...I don't agree with you, but I like your optimism.

    • @mav8535
      @mav8535 7 років тому +11

      Tolerance for the intolerance?

    • @charleseden5246
      @charleseden5246 7 років тому +8

      Daniel Ziran-Xu how everybody needs to be thinking.....love him or hate him....we are what makes this country great and we can't be so divided

    • @WilmoTheBear
      @WilmoTheBear 7 років тому

      Yes, go group hug, all of you. Allahu akbar

  • @yoyu2567
    @yoyu2567 4 роки тому +25

    Look at this and then look at Kimmel reaction and you will see why conan is light years ahead of him

  • @derekconnors4128
    @derekconnors4128 7 років тому +11

    Perfect reaction. Trying to bring us all together. That's what we need right now.

  • @krombopulos_michael
    @krombopulos_michael 7 років тому +303

    Sure, it's more democratic than Cuba but its pretty understandable that a lot of people are pissed off that their vote isn't worth as much as other people's. If you're a liberal in Texas or a conservative in New York, you get no influence on the election. And if you're a conservative in Idaho, your vote is worth about 3 times as much as a liberal in California. So I can see why people are pissed off.

    • @JoeDurobot
      @JoeDurobot 7 років тому +16

      *Yep, a direct democracy like so many other countries have would be much better.*

    • @scottthompson6504
      @scottthompson6504 7 років тому +6

      I agree, the US election is clearly not all voices are equal.

    • @brunodays
      @brunodays 7 років тому +4

      Krombopulos Michael yeah, that's pretty dumb. popular vote should be the norm... or else it's exactly like you said, people will feel like their vote doesn't matter as much

    • @meadowfrance
      @meadowfrance 7 років тому +18

      I don't really understand it all that well and I was thinking it should be a popular vote too. But my mom was telling me, she's much older and wiser (supposedly) that without the electoral college all the big cities would basically control the election. Like Texas is supposed to be a red state but the main cities like Austin and Houston are mostly blue but the rest of the state is red. So to get a fair vote from all members of each state the electoral college runs a mini election in a way between the massive cities and the small towns. And LA and NYC are definitely mostly democrats and they're the largest populations of all. Montana and other small population state's votes would be lost in the crowd. I think that's the logic.

    • @brunodays
      @brunodays 7 років тому +4

      ramonypony but that's stupid. just count every individual vote. apparently that's what popular vote is and that's what is used in several other countries like mine (Portugal). and it seems a hell if a lot fairer if you ask me. every vote counts and every vote is the same because what you'd want is majority. one has more votes than the other. because even being a sympathizer with Trump's policies, after I saw Hilary would win with popular vote but lost anyways, I honestly thought it was rather unfair

  • @Sashowindfeather
    @Sashowindfeather 7 років тому +84

    Thank you Mr. O'Brien. When our wisest are fools, and our fools speak great wisdom, we will be ok.

  • @tinyturnip7676
    @tinyturnip7676 7 років тому +100

    Conan didn't sell his soul to the Democratic party. He did his job and went on with his life. That's how it's done (if any of you corporate talk show hosts would like to take note).

  • @thizzle7xu
    @thizzle7xu 7 років тому +13

    This is why Conan is awesome. He can give a great, thoughtful analysis of the election without crapping on half the people in America. Unlike the rest of the late night hosts who are calling half the country racist. I mean, Seth Myers was literally crying on TV while calling people sexist over not voting for Hilary for the pure fact that she's a woman.
    Conan is a true class act!

    • @fastony9659
      @fastony9659 7 років тому +2

      Tommy Hearns what's interesting is that Conan himself is a Democrat, yet he can still do basically everything you said.

    • @danielrottlaender9101
      @danielrottlaender9101 7 років тому

      Conan would be a great lawyer. I'm sure he could take a witness apart and make you think that he's a great guy at the same time!

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 7 років тому +185

    Anyone else hoping Conan was going bring out either 'Masturbating Bear' or 'Larry King' as the old cheap visual humor?

    • @aresef
      @aresef 7 років тому +5

      Kenny Tee Masturbating Bear is NBC property, right?

    • @boingomendoza8303
      @boingomendoza8303 7 років тому +3

      TOOOOOOTALLY THOUGHT that was gonna HAPPEN!!!

    • @ultrapaladin
      @ultrapaladin 7 років тому

      I wanted short blue Jay Leno!

    • @lulzalfest
      @lulzalfest 7 років тому +3

      Can't. They're all properties of NBC.

    • @Donbett1974
      @Donbett1974 7 років тому +6

      I want Pimpbot 5000 back.

  • @Creed412-
    @Creed412- 7 років тому +31

    Conan is the only celebrity who isn't bitching and he's right, we have been in this situation before.

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 7 років тому +6

    You can tell how depressed people in the audience were by how hard they laughed and cheered at the first joke. Conan is indeed a blessing, to make the day brighter.

  • @sinlokemp
    @sinlokemp 7 років тому +4

    A true comedian who is ever optimistic and continues to make us all smile! Much respect to you Sir!

  • @rachhhh19x
    @rachhhh19x 7 років тому +55

    Anyone else feel really sorry for that dog

    • @cesarmadero05
      @cesarmadero05 7 років тому

      Rachael Baker Not problem. that dog is not even THAT tall ;)

    • @vividhkothari1
      @vividhkothari1 7 років тому

      I was surprised to see him so calm when being shackled like that and shoved inside a box where he can't move.

    • @bitfreakazoid
      @bitfreakazoid 7 років тому +1

      Except he wasn't "shackled" and "shoved inside a box". Good job at trying to play off of emotions though.

    • @vividhkothari1
      @vividhkothari1 7 років тому

      Great, then. I thought he was.

    • @trizzo343
      @trizzo343 7 років тому +4

      Rachael Baker the dog looked so sad, I didn't find it funny at all :/

  • @HEARD201
    @HEARD201 7 років тому +39

    Conan is the only late night guy that deals with politics in a sensible manner

  • @jazziew2148
    @jazziew2148 7 років тому

    You actually made me feel a tiny bit better. Thanks for those 20 seconds of relief. Love you Coco

  • @arthurmann578
    @arthurmann578 7 років тому +1

    I miss seeing you on late night "regular" tv, Conan. I don"t own cable. In all my days of pain, you always cheered me up and made me laugh...something not easy to do to a person in constant chronic pain. I would like to thank you very much because you made a difference in my darkest days/nights.Thank you also, for keeping the faith!! Much love and God bless. Keep the show going.....

  • @Lulexiaa
    @Lulexiaa 7 років тому +26

    I like it when Conan gets serious and deep

  • @jonothanarcher5165
    @jonothanarcher5165 7 років тому +255

    The tears from the social justice warriors taste so good!

    • @slydog42069
      @slydog42069 7 років тому +34

      Jonothan Archer
      I'm using it to water my lawn

    • @JohnDoe-hr8gb
      @JohnDoe-hr8gb 7 років тому +18

      I haven't seen many tbh

    • @Gnomesmusher
      @Gnomesmusher 7 років тому +108

      One time, I corrected someone on the dates of the American Civil War and he called me a "SJW". Another time, I commented how it was despicable that civilians were killed by a military drone and someone called me a "SJW".
      My point? The term "SJW" is being used by every idiot out there when they have no argument. By the way, Trump is the biggest right wing SJW out there. He cries and throws a tantrum and has threatened to sue people who said mean things about him. What a little bitch. He needs to sue to get his safe space.

    • @Extention6
      @Extention6 7 років тому +30

      Jonothan Archer did you think of that one all by yourself?

    • @BlueBirdsFIy
      @BlueBirdsFIy 7 років тому +36

      and when white men become the minority later this century, your tears will be delicious. can't wait to watch you all shrivel and cry like the bitches you actually are inside. you will get what you deserve lmaoooo. im so excited.

  • @Radi0he4d1
    @Radi0he4d1 7 років тому +4

    wow Conan is the only late night host that is not acting all asshurt! Respect!

  • @Wakipenda
    @Wakipenda 7 років тому +29

    Alien Vs. Predator...the tagline was: "Whoever wins, we lose"

  • @xodius80
    @xodius80 7 років тому +49

    Dog looks scared and in pain, with a lot of uncertainty for his life, being chained up and patted by this giant being not being able to bark or move, is sad to have a dog like that, especially when it reminds me of America.

    • @beatrizpaoletti8246
      @beatrizpaoletti8246 7 років тому +3

      How can your name be happy farmer? Hahahahha

    • @sungam69
      @sungam69 7 років тому +1

      After watching the chinese "dogs boiled alive" video I'd say this one is quite lucky.
      Maybe he doesn't know ...

    • @xodius80
      @xodius80 7 років тому

      sungam69 keep telling yourself that

    • @dontwatchthat869
      @dontwatchthat869 7 років тому

      Happy Farmer They made sure he was perfectly safe. He was just scared or nervous or caught by surprise to be suddenly put in front of lights and a huge audience.

    • @somany5
      @somany5 7 років тому

      I'd imagine the dog was fed plenty of treats afterward, better than killing it for food like what we do with most animals.

  • @kari500
    @kari500 7 років тому +9

    One of the many reasons I'm a fan of Conan. I've been so anxious and worried since the results, and this made me laugh; thank you so much :)

  • @TheSavageBountyHunter
    @TheSavageBountyHunter 2 роки тому

    Conan please never stop
    I miss this show so freaking froken fraggin much 😢😢😢😢

  • @boldsign
    @boldsign 6 років тому

    Conan is so classy and calm with his bold wit. That's why I love him over about every late night talk show host.

  • @ZombieWerePrechaunPire
    @ZombieWerePrechaunPire 7 років тому +12

    Thanks to Conan for not acting like it is the end of the world.

  • @Teagan93singer
    @Teagan93singer 7 років тому +4

    THIS is the way to handle disagreements, disappointments, and differing opinions. So much respect for this man!

  • @DH_Artist
    @DH_Artist 4 роки тому +7

    Honestly my favorite late night host. He’s actually funny, he’s nerdy and shows it, and he takes a neutral stance on political matters like this. Mad respect for you CoCo!!!!

  • @rinr7052
    @rinr7052 7 років тому

    Thanks, Conan. Really needed to hear this 👍

  • @FoetusInYourNoodles
    @FoetusInYourNoodles 7 років тому +5

    One of the only talk-show hosts without biased anti-Trump sentiment, love this man.

  • @Codix007
    @Codix007 7 років тому +5

    Conan is truly one of the greatest minds in today's generation.
    Thank you for sharing your optimism. #Conan2020

  • @Vassle
    @Vassle 5 років тому +1

    Conan! I found him this day, and, forever he shall be my hero

  • @patarc5242
    @patarc5242 7 років тому

    thank you Conan. Needed that. =-)

  • @ness_rinn
    @ness_rinn 7 років тому +12

    i was waiting for this

    • @hjhjh_
      @hjhjh_ 7 років тому

      LochNessMonie ㅁ

    • @dr.manhattan7283
      @dr.manhattan7283 7 років тому

      What dafuq does that square mean?

  • @pragon1173
    @pragon1173 7 років тому +3

    thanks for being such a positive voice Conan, you're using your platform very well

  • @wills8288
    @wills8288 7 років тому +22

    Good words Conan.

  • @elbobcat
    @elbobcat 7 років тому +1

    Dude, that was a really good speech. Thanks.

  • @alejandrocamones1743
    @alejandrocamones1743 7 років тому +59

    Batman vs Superman too

    • @RealStevenStifler
      @RealStevenStifler 7 років тому +9

      lol... Martha!!

    • @gnarkillguch
      @gnarkillguch 7 років тому +9

      Why did you say that name?!

    • @kevthedestroyer1044
      @kevthedestroyer1044 7 років тому

      Batman chose not to kill him

    • @RealStevenStifler
      @RealStevenStifler 7 років тому

      +Kevork Sulahian yeah!... because of Martha lol... and immediately they become best buddies lol

    • @kevthedestroyer1044
      @kevthedestroyer1044 7 років тому

      Steven Stifler​ well I'm best friend with my best friend because we hated the same person, so Martha seems logical to me

  • @Biskwyy
    @Biskwyy 7 років тому +9

    Conan is so funny it makes his audience look like soundtracks

  • @ajvonline
    @ajvonline 7 років тому +1

    World class, Conan. Thanks.

  • @sga3084
    @sga3084 7 років тому +1

    This is why I love Conan - Yes, some of us are nervous right now, but he is one of the few comedians keeping a level head about everything.

  • @saly4762
    @saly4762 7 років тому +41

    "in America we got to pick who is gonna ruin our country" lol hell yah

  • @jpark8323
    @jpark8323 7 років тому +4

    Great words👏

  • @jeremycastro8223
    @jeremycastro8223 7 років тому +1

    This is the reason I love conan he is the only late night talk show host that goes from making fun of the election to another joke instead of the other way around

  • @goodreason3123
    @goodreason3123 7 років тому

    you giving me chills conan

  • @clarkparker4860
    @clarkparker4860 7 років тому +7

    Not shitting on anyone but being greatful. Class act.

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 років тому +4

    "Alien vs Predator". xD Thanks, Coco, I needed that.

  • @thighguy4534
    @thighguy4534 5 років тому

    You are a good man Conan. There are not many of them around these days, especially when referring to talkshow hosts.

  • @george_w_schroeder
    @george_w_schroeder 3 роки тому

    Wonderful, wonderful monologue.

  • @FredCracklin
    @FredCracklin 7 років тому +5

    This is why Conan is still the best.

  • @KennyMcCormick99
    @KennyMcCormick99 7 років тому +37

    Damn I love & have so much respect for Conan...before even watching this, I knew he would take the high and classy road... (unlike what most people that are disappointed with the results are doing) and somehow made a good point, a joke and even a reference and phrase by Winston Churchill! (also one of my favorite political figures!) Conan is a class act and TRUMPS (lol, sorry had to) all the other bias late night host. #ScrewFallon #Conan2020

  • @partnersinwealth1625
    @partnersinwealth1625 7 років тому

    Great job Conan....!!..Your monologue was right on....!!..Love the humor

  • @Claudiohfg
    @Claudiohfg 7 років тому

    Best considerations regarding the elections so far. Great speech!

  • @starxhilmie
    @starxhilmie 7 років тому +8

    Alien vs Predator sounds like legit candidate

  • @rosehof4211
    @rosehof4211 7 років тому +4

    I watched all talk show host reacted to election result. This is the best one and I truly agree with him esp alien vs predator

  • @chickenbowlofsoup
    @chickenbowlofsoup 7 років тому

    this is why we love you Conan :)

  • @Oliviux78
    @Oliviux78 6 місяців тому +2

    That dog looks scared as hell. It looks as if he’s even crying.

  • @B20C0
    @B20C0 7 років тому +43

    "We got to choose."
    Reality:
    "Here's 2 preselected people pick one!"
    - "But I hate both."
    "Your problem punk."

    • @13wayz70
      @13wayz70 4 роки тому +1

      B20C0 ? Primaries?

    • @JaniahOnfroy
      @JaniahOnfroy 3 роки тому

      there's 3rd party

    • @B20C0
      @B20C0 3 роки тому +1

      @@JaniahOnfroy Ye, with the stupid US "winner takes all"-voting system not really.

  • @alyssahugel54
    @alyssahugel54 7 років тому +4

    Conan is one of my favorite humans in the world:)

  • @RandyLunn
    @RandyLunn 7 років тому

    Well said Conan! Thx

  • @anshuldinger1425
    @anshuldinger1425 7 років тому

    this actually cheered me up

  • @tkellaway
    @tkellaway 7 років тому +3

    The problem wasn't whom was chosen, it was from whom you could choose.

  • @doopliss-hb2os
    @doopliss-hb2os 7 років тому +138

    #THEROCK2020

    • @bluejamandonions6598
      @bluejamandonions6598 7 років тому +11

      #JOHNCENAFORPRESIDENT2020

    • @jhonnycultura4455
      @jhonnycultura4455 7 років тому +7

      #Jamesellsworth4president2020 because every men with 2 pair of hands has a chance

    • @rizokahn
      @rizokahn 7 років тому +2

      Who's hands he did chop off to do that?

    • @jhonnycultura4455
      @jhonnycultura4455 7 років тому

      Am sorry 2 hands haaahahhaha! Am sorry my head is hurting so much right now...

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 7 років тому

      Can they win against Kanye West though?

  • @Teytuu
    @Teytuu 7 років тому

    CONAN IS AMAZING.

  • @PotBellyPanda
    @PotBellyPanda 7 років тому

    By far the best thing to be spoken by any host

  • @farisal-amer7635
    @farisal-amer7635 7 років тому +5

    "Give anything to have our system."
    Not really Conan. Not really. 😂

  • @gnortune8536
    @gnortune8536 7 років тому +4

    Conan for president and Steven Yeun for vice president

  • @aerosnowu2
    @aerosnowu2 7 років тому

    Conan, you are a gem.

  • @Akuretarie
    @Akuretarie 5 років тому

    And that's why i like Conan. Great man.

  • @trinidadbotello9906
    @trinidadbotello9906 7 років тому +9

    Hello darkness my old friend, meet my other friend Conan.

  • @TheLivirus
    @TheLivirus 7 років тому +5

    Poor dog looks terrified.

  • @traviswilkes6995
    @traviswilkes6995 7 років тому +1

    Conan is was and always will be my favorite late night host and an extremely bright funny and interesting man

  • @vova47
    @vova47 7 років тому

    Great monolog and proves to me again that Conan is the most intelligent of talk show hosts.