Men cooking a full 5 course meal is a red flag for me. Cooking is for women. Men crying is weird. That’s a female characteristic. Men putting on chapstick? That’s only for us grills. Men can’t have soft smooth lips 😡🤬
before anybody says, "Oh by the way seahorses get pregnant" I'm just here to say no. No they do not. They have a special pouch for the eggs it's not like they got pregnant. Next time listen to your teacher, or actually read the book before you make assumptions. The females get prego, then they lay the eggs in the man's pouch, and then they hatch through the pouch. There. Change my mind.
@@blessedevelyn339 Food is food. Adding gender to it, for real? What's wrong with you. And I'm speaking as a woman, which doesn't add anything to it since women are equal to men. :)
I hate it when babies crawl or like basically do that crawl like way of movement they do when they can't walk. That crawling is an animal thing to do ngl
I know this is overused but imagine the roles inverted. Man in Twitter: A woman having exercise and building up muscle Is a red flag for me, ita a masculine trait. Just imagine all the backlash the man would get Edit: it's my first time having so many likes, I appreciate it, and I agree with all of your comments
Men can't be trusted if the following occurs: Orders dessert Eats breakfast Watches movies alone Wears glasses (HEY, I am OFFENDED) Women can't be trusted if the following occurs: *To be updated*
Society in a nutshell Female: force kiss a man as a prank Everyone: laughs Male: force kiss a female as a prank Everyone: Are you crazy?? Someone call the police!
Yeah. And woman ask for fairness and equal rights. They seem to have more simple rights than us men. I'm gonna miss hanging around kids and playing around with them like I'm a little kid (which I do when I'm babysitting and the kids wanna play around, but I do make sure they are out of trouble) cause now I am an adult and people will think I'm a creepy kiddo fiddler when I'm just trying to relive my kid-self bro. I guess men aren't supposed to be good with children?
Tangywater nah personally I don’t think men have ever had rights. There’s always been so much pressure for us to do all the important work and to “man up”
This is why we should have never given women rights, women have done literally nothing substantial to contribute to humanity other than help men continue the species' existence, and complain when something doesn't go their way.
One girl said she didn't respect men who had friends, that it's feminine to be a grown man and have male friends, and this girl says you can't watch movies alone because that's feminine. So you can't have friends and you can't enjoy doing things alone either, both are feminine.
the thing is is that they always go on about womens rights, whereas men have lost the right to eat breakfast, order dessert on a date, live, breath air, have a soul, be of the male gender, freedom of speech and exist because lets be honest, they're all female traits
Breathing is slightly more masculine than feminine because it involves _air_ and _fire,_ the two masculine elements in the classical system of elements. ...if you want to split hairs. 😂
Me: I suffer from dysphoria Women: YoU cAnT bE a GiRl, PrEdAtOrY mEn wIlL iNvAdE wOmEnS sPaCeS Me: lol guess I get no gender then Also if that’s always their main argument then there issue is with predatory men, not trans women 😂
Imagine a man with glasses having breakfast at a restaurant. He is first and is alone except for the staff. He is watching a movie while eating and later orders a dessert for a good start of the day. Then gets so tired by the afternoon that he takes a nap
As a female who is interested in history, I kinda would wanna see what would happen if only whamen got the draft. Would the war be better or worse? Who would win? And plus I’m fine going to war, at least I will be trained up for it.
Kinda sad that we’ve gotten to the point in society where we are complaining about such small things compared to the problems our ancestors had to deal with. Not saying there’s anything wrong with having a relatively problem-free life, just that you shouldn’t complain about it.
Feminists: all you men have fragile masculinity Also feminists: MEN TRYING TO SLEEP? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *Ten hours later* -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You can’t technically skip breakfast. Breakfast is named that because it’s the first meal to break the fast or not eating after a period of time typically in the morning therefore it is impossible to skip
Optimus there's a problem.A UA-cam by the name memeology is getting his channel terminated by some troll who's been impersonating others and getting them banned.His name is Superhound
mythicalmagikarp gaming SHES A *THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
New things men aren't allowed to do 2020: 1- taking a nap 2- ordering dessert on a date 3- eating breakfast 4- watching a movie alone 5- wearing glasses New things men aren't allowed to do 2021 1- be alive.
@Justice Sparks in the end both action have the same effects/consequenses. This is what is measured of any given action. It is a good deed to donate to a charity no matter the motivation, since it has the same effects (the only thing that really matters) no matter your agenda.
Totally agree. Men are free to do whatever (as long as its moral), but don't degrade yourself or harm your own health. I don't respect men who don't respect themselves or other men
On the behave of women, we don't claim these psychopaths. My dudes yall can: Take naps Eat breakfast Order dessert Watch a movie alone Wear glasses And whatever else u want (as long as ur not killing or hurting people same goes for women)
@@ephraimyeboah9293 Easy. I'll cook a breakfast and eat it while placing an order for a dessert to be delivered to my house while watching a movie and I'll pass out while waiting and watching the movie. Plus I wear glasses all the time anyway. Checks all the boxes.
@@hdexotic1914 Although meant as a joke, anything can happen, however improbable. For now, I'm just asexual. I can't feel attraction without feeling aversion. I can love a man, find them beautiful, but not be sexually attracted to them. YET
"I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient!" - Sato Kazuma 2017
Well one day you'll find someone you can open up to. I was like that and I found my special someone. Trust me out of the 8 billion or so people in this world there will be that one person who will be there with you for your high and low moments 👍
So what if you live alone? Are you supposed to invite all the frackin' neighbours 'round every time you want to watch a film? Some of these silly cows should learn to use their heads before their mouths; then people might start taking them seriously.
How to be attractive. Men: be good with kids. Be tall but not tall. Be short but not short. Have a specific cringey Justin beiber hairstyle. Don't eat be a complete simp 24 7. Women: BE THIN
This next week will define the Crusader State’s character as a whole. Now that the Acs have taken Jerusalem, there are no more excuses. The time will come, next Saturday, to show the genre that we are not to be trifled with. The Acs got a free win yesterday as they did the week before, but they have nothing to hide behind now. Let us not forget the past few months of hardship and struggle to keep a foothold in the genre. Let us not forget that the next road battle will be a very bloody one. The assassins will make a hard push against us to keep us from taking Jerusalem, while the Acs attempt to push back our assaults against Ascelon. We will be fighting a two front battle which in order to prevail we must be ready and prepared mentally and physically to endure this upcoming battle. This is the battle that counts, this is the battle for all the bragging rights. No more free wins because of spawns, it will be a straight up 1v1v1 to see who will come out on top. Each and everyone of us needs to look deep inside in them and ignite the flame of pride that has been dimmed for these past few months. For far too long we have suffered loss after loss, and a change needs to happen. This upcoming Saturday the road will run red with the infidel’s blood, our flags raised high and the sounds of celebration with a glorious victory. Let us not forget that God has not left us. He has put us to the test to see if we truly still believe in Him and this is our time to show the genre the wrath of God. For far too long Jerusalem has been held by infidels and it needs to be freed from the retainers of Islam and the heresy of the Orthodox. God has a plan, we must stay steadfast and make sure his plan is carried out because He wills it! Deus Vult and I’ll see you all this Saturday to relinquish the Acs from Jerusalem!
Women being funny on the first date is a huge red flag for me. That’s a male thing to do fr
I just don’t trust women that make money and/or are self sufficient. that’s a masculine trait
women being funny is a huge red flag for me.
I don’t trust women who eat dinner. Male trait
Men cooking a full 5 course meal is a red flag for me. Cooking is for women. Men crying is weird. That’s a female characteristic. Men putting on chapstick? That’s only for us grills. Men can’t have soft smooth lips 😡🤬
@@ten..... oke, grill
Pregnancy is a big red flag. That's a masculine trait fr.
S Green this is my favorite out of all the comments
Hol up something ain’t right here
hold up
huh
before anybody says, "Oh by the way seahorses get pregnant" I'm just here to say no. No they do not. They have a special pouch for the eggs it's not like they got pregnant. Next time listen to your teacher, or actually read the book before you make assumptions. The females get prego, then they lay the eggs in the man's pouch, and then they hatch through the pouch. There. Change my mind.
Women farting is a huge red flag for me, that’s a male thing to do fr.
Main course and appetizers are all boys food and all dessert is girl food. That is a fact straight said by my niece.
my little sister who farts every 5 minutes: *are you challenging me?*
If a women breaths that's a redflag because that's a male trait
@crgzero yup, that and if she calls you dude,you know it's the one.
@@blessedevelyn339 Food is food. Adding gender to it, for real? What's wrong with you. And I'm speaking as a woman, which doesn't add anything to it since women are equal to men. :)
People eating nuts is a red flag for me. That’s a squirrel thing to do fr
Then I am a squirrel
thank god i eat squirrels then...
@@seanazevedo3389 ngl they got us the first half
@@seanazevedo3389 something wrong is not right here
@@seanazevedo3389 thats a real owl thing tto do
Women: why dosent he open up to me or tell me his problems?
Guy:*opens up all of his feelings*
Women: be a man
Exactly
Gonna turn someone into Civilian Casualties
Bro. Client Calledo
*Acceptable Casualties
Exactly
thats too true
Women being women is a red flag to me, that's such a Karen thing fr.
Hey, I saw you have an argument with a guy about who is gayest
fr
kite 🤫
@Derpy Droolz *no*
@@serotonin4098 nice one *KAREN*
Men: Does a normal everyday human thing
Women: That’s only for women
Men: *literally existing*
Women: That's for women
Wait...
Also women: "We can't do anything without you criticizing us! Reeeeee!"
@? gr I think he means snowflakes ?
@@bradygd6431 EXCUSE ME did you just breath.... UNACCEPTABLE!
*”I hate it when humans swim that’s a fish thing you know what I mean”*
Totally
I hate it when babies crawl or like basically do that crawl like way of movement they do when they can't walk. That crawling is an animal thing to do ngl
I guess you cold say it's a little,
Fishy
I dont trust people sleeping, thats a bear thing to do.
Kaiser Krysalis true
BEAR TRAIT
Ive been exposed left and right in the comment section smh..cant even be a bear pretending to be human nowadays
I agree
@@KazumaSatouReal I admire you Kazuma. you fight for true gender equality I respect you
So he can pay for the meal, but can't even order what he wants.
Women: gender equality
Men: so split the bill:
Women: no that’s rude I have to pay for me
True af
(Im not saying this for all women but the certain types) then they expect men to treat them like queens when theyre not treating them like a king
@@slonkydonky1403 LOL
SlonkyDonky i actually hate when people pay for me personally because it makes me feel greedy so i’d rather pay
I know this is overused but imagine the roles inverted.
Man in Twitter: A woman having exercise and building up muscle Is a red flag for me, ita a masculine trait.
Just imagine all the backlash the man would get
Edit: it's my first time having so many likes, I appreciate it, and I agree with all of your comments
Exactly. It’s funny how they talk about how they’re oppressed yet they get away with being sexist 24/7.
I already know the backlash. He would be ruined.
Cheeto
Is that a chicken
Za- Arto rather not ruin a man's life to prove a point every sensible person knows, honestly.
“OmG you love your mom? That’s a women thing fr.”
Lawl
E
the fact that loving your mom is a male thing to do and the other way round for daughter and father, makes this comment so much better
Man has the slightest bit of joy
FEMININE TRAIT
evan When a man breathes don’t y’all think it’s weird?
Random guy: Why?
The Girl: Girl Trait
And zoophilia
And then complain that men never open up ... like WHAT?
Cus their big lips
Man: *Coughs.*
𝙁𝙀𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙏.
Men can't be trusted if the following occurs:
Orders dessert
Eats breakfast
Watches movies alone
Wears glasses (HEY, I am OFFENDED)
Women can't be trusted if the following occurs:
*To be updated*
I prefer to watch movies alone, just not at a movie theater. Something of which I’ve done only once.
Ankh you have to be crazy to be alone in a movie theater
We also can’t nap
@Ankh fr fr I mean if it just you that scary af but if it's you and your friends/gf its fun
But remember we also have to be more sensitive and stomp out toxic masculinity.
Society in a nutshell
Female: force kiss a man as a prank
Everyone: laughs
Male: force kiss a female as a prank
Everyone:
Are you crazy??
Someone call the police!
Pretty much
Yeah. And woman ask for fairness and equal rights. They seem to have more simple rights than us men.
I'm gonna miss hanging around kids and playing around with them like I'm a little kid (which I do when I'm babysitting and the kids wanna play around, but I do make sure they are out of trouble) cause now I am an adult and people will think I'm a creepy kiddo fiddler when I'm just trying to relive my kid-self bro. I guess men aren't supposed to be good with children?
who tf force kisses someone as a prank
@@aiden9618 Weirdos who think they get a pass because they are hot.
They say they are Oppressed but society have made them super powerfull
Optimus: Everybody needs sleep
Schools: im gonna ignore that
that's a teachers trait fr
Nah a teacher trait is to act like homework is a full auto gun with a 50 round drum.
@@hyekkquackquack2857 you mean a mounted machine gun with 300 round belt
just go to sleep earlier not their fault if you got to sleep at 2 am kid
@@TheSurvivor-tv9jf you mean a mini gun with a dozen ammo boxes with 1000 rounds each
*”I don’t trust woman who breath that’s such a THOT trait to have fr.”*
*Especially if they are on Twitch*
It's a red flag for me
IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOOOOT
If she breathes...
@@cmcphotography1 never trust someone on twitch
Man: does anything
People: *your free trial of experiencing joy has ended*
For men it’s been over since 2019
Seth Hewett only your soul, not bad if you ask me
Tangywater nah personally I don’t think men have ever had rights. There’s always been so much pressure for us to do all the important work and to “man up”
@@deangohn7222 Its been over since the world wars.
So I have to pay $4.99 a month for joy? Sorry I'd rather pirate my joy
Women: *stop mens problems meeting*
Also women: *screams when something doesnt go their way*
Trueee
Wahmen: We don’t need no man!
Men: *Stops dating and marrying wahmen*
Wahmen: **shocked pikachu face**
Woman: harasses and slaps man
Man: slaps woman back
Woman: hEeEoIIWW hE aSSUltEd mE
This is why we should have never given women rights, women have done literally nothing substantial to contribute to humanity other than help men continue the species' existence, and complain when something doesn't go their way.
@@MikeJProto wha?
"Men can't watch movies alone, that's a feminine trait"
Oh, I didn't know us men have to live in co-op.
One girl said she didn't respect men who had friends, that it's feminine to be a grown man and have male friends, and this girl says you can't watch movies alone because that's feminine. So you can't have friends and you can't enjoy doing things alone either, both are feminine.
Lol
Dude with the rare exception I hate watching movies with other people. People don’t shut up.
Your just not allowed to have a tv anymore, you may not watch movies alone, gaming was already forbidden, so why have a tv, and couch..
“a women hitting someone is a red flag for me thats a men’s thing fr”
oh the irony
"A woman playing video games is a red flag for me. That's a men's thing to do"
"a woman raping somebody is a red flag for me thats a mens thing fr"
@@_sp1r4L_ honestly if she plays video games I'm down for that but if she's sexist then bye
okuyasu from diamond is unbreakable i too, enjoy some gamer girls
You gotta love how women can lecture guys on how to be a real man but God forbid if you ever reverse that on them.
Double standards smh
the thing is is that they always go on about womens rights, whereas men have lost the right to eat breakfast, order dessert on a date, live, breath air, have a soul, be of the male gender, freedom of speech and exist because lets be honest, they're all female traits
its because women are "perfect"
@@pissedpickle3129 No one is perfect.
@@randeum1863 he put quotes around perfect
Tbh, I don’t think these people actually care about anything, they are just incredibly bored and want internet points.
I think it’s sexist but hey it’s a WoMan WiTh BeTtEr OpInIoN tHaN mEn AnD tHaT’s A fAcT
To be this bored and write shtick like this you also have to be incredibly dumb.
Seriously...
Do anything for clout
NERF THIS shaking your head is feminine trait
When you have first world problems
Guy: breathes
Girl: that's actually a feminine trait.
Guy impregnates girl:
Society:this is a feminine trait
breathing is definitely also done by women and also every animal on this planet so this is true
Breathing is slightly more masculine than feminine because it involves _air_ and _fire,_ the two masculine elements in the classical system of elements.
...if you want to split hairs. 😂
I'll never date a girl that doesn't stay in the kitchen all day, because everything but that is way to masculin for real
Fr fr
Lungs.exe has stopped working
ok thats a bit far my guy
vivi mortuis ever heard of sarcasm?
Lol 😂 I don't understand
A woman pooping throughout her lifetime is a red flag for me. That’s a male thing to do fr.
Wait women poop???
@@MappingEagle No.
@@MappingEagle nope it is a myth
@@MappingEagle they poop rainbows.
Mapping Eagle Yes
“WhY dOeS nO gUY lIkE mE?” Say the Karens who reject every guy who has ever been remotely interested in them.
Man: Hey miss can I take you out for a coffee?
Woman: Wait that's illegal.
I Feel bad for men who were intrested On a karen
@@baconator-the-destroyer you do know its a joke right?
Rae bacon OWO if someone rejects tons of guys then complain about no guys liking them that’s on them
it's cause they expect zac efron or shawn mendes to magically swoop in and rescue them
You know whats feminine? Give af about what a man does or doesnt do.
Especially if your a guy worrying about other guys
I dunno man, I'd be concerned if my friend started shooting heroine
You really could've worded that better, like, waaaay better.
well it is a female doing the complaining this is a girl
Immagine if a dude said, "i dont trust a girl who watches action movies because its a masculine trait"
May as well say that
Are you sure Daniel Kibblesmith didn't already say that?
Being sexist is a female thing fr
@@shaggyrodgers4213 they are thots if they show cleavage on stream to get simps to donate and subscribe
@@vinegarman4205 you mean allinity?
That annoying relatable moment when you eat breakfast and suddenly you're a female am I right boys?
*females
Boys!?
RRRRREEEEEEE
@@yunghambean7774 so. . plural? you become two or more women?
Lance Hackman He means “am I right females”
😂😂
Boys: “what’s your problem with me”
Girls: you exist
Me: I suffer from dysphoria
Women: YoU cAnT bE a GiRl, PrEdAtOrY mEn wIlL iNvAdE wOmEnS sPaCeS
Me: lol guess I get no gender then
Also if that’s always their main argument then there issue is with predatory men, not trans women 😂
That has actually happened to me
I literally asked someone that question and that was their literal answer. Like tf?
Ouch
Oriond34 Mega yeah, this is why I prefer men
"I dont wanna a guy who talks. Thats a feminin trait"
Why are all great orators men then? Lol...
@@ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER are you arguing against me or the quote im mocking
@@revan2831 the quote
😂
Like, what do you want them to do if they can't communicate?
"Being a man is a feminine trait."
- the internet
"Masculinity is toxic"
-also the internet
Pick. One.
"To Be normal you have to be not"
-the internet
There is an "X" in XY ya know....
“be yourself, but not like that” - once again, the internet
ismokemilk I felt that
*Boy becomes a man*
Women: THAT'S ILLEGAL
Don't give the feminazis more ideas
Vive la revolution!
Retribution
I once a boy now I'm a weponized toaster
Yep
Becoming a man is a female thing fr
Man: Wakes up from nap, Puts on glasses, drives to DQ and orders a blizzard.
Women: *Dating was never an option*
I cant be human without being female I guess
Kaboom and remember, that blizzard is for breakfast.
Clark Kent would like to know your location
Imagine a man with glasses having breakfast at a restaurant. He is first and is alone except for the staff. He is watching a movie while eating and later orders a dessert for a good start of the day. Then gets so tired by the afternoon that he takes a nap
Ahem. I think you meant to say woman.
@@posajnejkwahb i cant tell if you are serious or not and i hope that it is the latter
@@boop7784 oh haha yea I was just memeing
@@posajnejkwahb thank you. I wanted to meme but i was scared you were serious
sounds like a good peaceful day to me. 🤔
if a dude breathes while wearing a shirt, that’s a big red flag fr
Bruh, If his internal organs are executing their designated functions, that’s a red flag ngl.
Ayo, if he has skin cells, that's honestly a huge red flag tbh
Easy solution: leave no shirts available for wahmen
Adriano D'el Dorado F*CK YEAH THAT WORS FOR ME!!!
me: wanting to see
some randoms on the internet:
s o y o u h a v e c h o s e n g a y
I guess so
Women: we want the same thing as men!
“Ww3 comes around”
Women: CHEF
uM nO iLl bE iN tHe miLitAry As a CooK. ILl sTiLl bE iN tHe wAr
As a female who is interested in history, I kinda would wanna see what would happen if only whamen got the draft. Would the war be better or worse? Who would win? And plus I’m fine going to war, at least I will be trained up for it.
@@fememoboy7601 ah yes, a woman of quality.
@@nonpooper4384 that's rare
@@lad2987 thats just not true there are normal ppl and the non normal rest
Man: takes nap
Society: This is not allowed
Lol
These people are like magicians since they can make problems out of thin air
If they were magicians theyd make themselves disappear
No one said they were good at being magicians
Kinda sad that we’ve gotten to the point in society where we are complaining about such small things compared to the problems our ancestors had to deal with. Not saying there’s anything wrong with having a relatively problem-free life, just that you shouldn’t complain about it.
Girls: Why don’t men cry? I hate that they always try to act tough
*Also girls*
*yOu cANt eAt DeZert iZ tu FemiNinE*
Feminists: all you men have fragile masculinity
Also feminists: MEN TRYING TO SLEEP? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
*Ten hours later*
-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yare yare daze...
Dessert*
If dessert is too feminine than I WONDER WHY men wouldn't want to share their feelings? HHHHHHHMMMMMMM.
Jotaro a man of culture
I like how they say nothing about a man that cooks for his girl.
Bc they are basically the 5 year olds that only eat chicken nugget in a "grown-up" body
Selfish convenience 👍🏽
Cause they want Gordon Ramsey in their bed
I'd never ask my potential girlfriend to cook for me, but I also don't know how to cook, so I'm at a crossroads.
NinjaBluefyre get experience by helping them cook?
She’s also the girl to say “big red flag my boyfriend didn’t order me a cake dumped immediately”
@Jiffy preach.
@Jiffy that is a true fact
being sexist is a red flag for me, it’s a feminine trait
that is a feminine trait hahahahahaha
10/10 comment, would like again
HA!!! I ruined the 69 likes
Mr. RACECAR ruining 69 likes is a red flag for me, it’s a female thing to do
G O L D
You can’t technically skip breakfast. Breakfast is named that because it’s the first meal to break the fast or not eating after a period of time typically in the morning therefore it is impossible to skip
Love Live Besto Shonen lol
Well it looks like im dead then
after all it is the most important meal of the day
velkio it sure is
Super Leekeg Shoon Dino Vevo lol
Optimus there's a problem.A UA-cam by the name memeology is getting his channel terminated by some troll who's been impersonating others and getting them banned.His name is Superhound
F
Didja get something to eat today?
@@crow457 no because existing is a female trait.
we need to get this to the top of the comments if this is really happening
@@youstinklolgotakeashower it is really happening
Memology needs to be saved from the false strikes
Humanity:
Girls wear jackets! Nobody cares.
Men gives a friend a drink! Arrest him!
Man: *Breathes*
Women: *THATS ONLY FOR WOMEN*
Don't give the feminazis more ideas
if she breath
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
When does the purge start?
mythicalmagikarp gaming
SHES
A
*THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
Men exist
Wahmen *most affected*
Man opens door for wahmen
Wahmen *calls the police for harassment*
"No women"
-jesus (2047)
idk man this comment is giving me feminin vibes
found u again
Maybe
@@eduardsusai559 Hope it happens sooner than that
New things men aren't allowed to do 2020:
1- taking a nap
2- ordering dessert on a date
3- eating breakfast
4- watching a movie alone
5- wearing glasses
New things men aren't allowed to do 2021
1- be alive.
At least we will be fighting weak women so we should come out victorious
I watched all 5 potc movies guess im feminine now
bruh i literally watched deadpool 2 a month ago or something..
God forbids I am walking on this earth doing normal everyday things
Bruh I need glasses to see anything in the equivalent of HD vs SD
People who steal money are a huge red flag. That’s a Rockstar games trait fr
Its beautiful
I've looked at this for five hours now
@@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000 nah i dont trust robbers they steal thats a real ea and rockstar trait fr
That´s a female trait...
@@Proposal12 especially when they divorce you too.
@@Xelnaeox 80% of breakups/divorces are initiated from females...but can´t "find a good man"
mhh wonder :D Men aren´t to be found, but discovered
Well now it makes sense for them to wear makeup, because they're clowns
not cool dude- only femnazis are clowns
Draaaag themmmm!! 😂
Ur insulting clowns chill.
@@mateifarcas2796 r/comedygold
Put em all together and what do you get?
A circus!
BRUh as long as a man isn’t hurting anyone or anything they can do whatever they want same for women toxic masculinity is old asf
See this is a perfect example of understanding and agreeing with human freedoms for all people.
Sugar and milk actually lower your testosterone and cause harm to men though. No wonder it's unattractive.
Justice Sparks ur examples don’t make sense. It has nothing to do with morals, just don’t cause unnecessary problems for people
She is the chosen one
@Justice Sparks in the end both action have the same effects/consequenses. This is what is measured of any given action. It is a good deed to donate to a charity no matter the motivation, since it has the same effects (the only thing that really matters) no matter your agenda.
At this point I rather stay single and play my games.
I get what you mean bro
I am bi, so is not a big deal for me
I rather be with the boys
Same, I've dated some girls, some guys. Dating is dumb, I'm a lot happier not being tied down.
Me 2
Me: asks girl if she wanna watch a movie
Girl: no I don’t like that movie
Me: ok
Girl: why are you watching a movie alone that’s a feminine trait
Me:
Lol
Any female wanting "perfect" is a red flag for me. Perfectionistas are a pain.
True
True
True
True
Alllll true. 😏
Women: All the cheat codes unlocked on recruit difficulty
Men: One hit, one life on veteran difficulty with laser accurate enemies
Ah, a fellow Avian Male fan I see.
Heck No let me catch my son not watching Birdman
Men: ...And your playing as little mac
Metal Mario im a LM main tho
In dark souls
We men can do anything we want, as long as we don’t simp.
Totally agree. Men are free to do whatever (as long as its moral), but don't degrade yourself or harm your own health. I don't respect men who don't respect themselves or other men
insert creative name here for me plz
Pokeballs are illegal in the South. That’s the region where I live in. Possession of Pokeballs = 14 years prison
*Throws ultra ball*
GhostlyPirate_
I bought some Master Balls from the black market. You don’t want to catch me.
This thread is cringe
"no body loves me"
- optimus
Ngl I felt that :3
If a girl tells me I can’t get me some strawberry ice cream she gone
Strawberry is the elite flavor
It can be worse...
You can't eat breakfast!!!
Bro everyone sleeps on strawberry I love it soo much
Oreo is good too
Neopolitan
The Three Divine Ice Cream flavours.
Feminists really be embarrassing themselves and turning into a literal joke now ngl. 😂
At least they're funny women now 😂😂😂
It’s embarrassing to other women
@@dson978 They're not funny. We're just all laughing at them.
@@nothings5524 if we get a laugh form them, then it makes sense
@@Torilolzies Exactly
Woman on a date: *guy is a creep, looks weird and shady* I sleep
A guy orders dessert: I wake
Guy: *is a felon with drug problems*
Girl: (I like him)
Guy: *orders icecream from dairy queen*
Girl: OMG I DON'T DATE GIRLY GUYS
Real shi
On the behave of women, we don't claim these psychopaths.
My dudes yall can:
Take naps
Eat breakfast
Order dessert
Watch a movie alone
Wear glasses
And whatever else u want (as long as ur not killing or hurting people same goes for women)
@@dot1068 yeah I haven't gotten something to eat since the feminists
I think I'll do all of the above... AT THE SAME TIME.
@@HebiSnake how?
@@ephraimyeboah9293 Easy. I'll cook a breakfast and eat it while placing an order for a dessert to be delivered to my house while watching a movie and I'll pass out while waiting and watching the movie. Plus I wear glasses all the time anyway. Checks all the boxes.
Bro they really just said we can’t wear glasses?!! I already have to pay money to live in 1080p HD now I have to pay my manhood? 😭
Optimus: *Men Can't Do Anything*
Everyone: **Let's Start A "Men Lives Matter" Organization**
I would contribute to that
How about yes
Ya I’m in
I second that
I'm in 💯
I'm not homosexual yet, but a woman is a red flag for me.
Yet?
Mcglenn Jude yes YET cause you can’t trust no women anymore 🤣
*y e t*
@@hdexotic1914 Although meant as a joke, anything can happen, however improbable. For now, I'm just asexual. I can't feel attraction without feeling aversion. I can love a man, find them beautiful, but not be sexually attracted to them.
YET
@@samuelc6246 let's have a totally platonic snuggle.
I'd rather watch supernatural alone rather than someone sitting next to me and talking/questioning every minute
Let me enjoy my supernatural in peace
All these women have the mental capacity of a rock
That’s an insult to rocks
But rocks have value
Rocks have bigger brains than those women
Rocks are smarter
Rocks are faster
Optimus: Everyone needs an adequate amount of sleep to be healthy.
American school system: Well yes, but actually no.
Every school system
feels bad man
Hilarious. Maybe, hmm, maaaaaaybe go to bed early?
@@MrGrenardo you expect every student to be light hearted all loving to break dance because it's bed time willy nilly?
@@MrGrenardo You forgot every student receives TONS of homework so this is why students can't go to sleep earlier
"I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient!"
- Sato Kazuma 2017
Man I love Konosuba
Give this man a medal.
Kazuma for president
Im from an diffirent anime, and i still agree with this lad.
Well said
4:52 the way he pulled apart that burger made a cold chill go down my spine...
LOL ASMR has nothin on that
Picks Incineroar in sun and moon
Karen: That’s feminine trait
*litten
Bruh women gonna call men sexist when they say they dont wanna date em because they're insane. Sick of them
It really do be like that tho. ✊😔
Aren’t most women sexist anyway
@@itachizolden nah its only the femenists
BUT apparently to the femenists all men are sexist...
@@itachizolden a lot of the most vocal women are, unfortunately, but certainly not most
itachi zoldyck not true. not all of us are like that lol
"A man complaining about a man ordering desert on a date is a red flag for me. That's a female thing to do fr."
Yeah I did watch the video and look at the thumbnail.
@@SJP-go2do Read the comment again lel
Dessert*
Sam Percival read it again bro
Man: exists
Females: nah only WE can do that
Wamen:" brEakfast iS a wOmeN tHinG"
Goku and Joey at 6am: *MUNCH MUNCH CRUNCHY MUNCHY*
The Hobbit: Two breakfasts is where it's at :)
I mean legit. Have one breakfast at 6, one at 10 and you are going to be full way into the afternoon and still just a sandwich or something :p
funny joke
Wow a joke
You know he is serious when the gameplay is Minecraft Dungeons.
I can't bet Minecraft 2 is out.
Fun!
This is what society is devolving into.
I’m genuinely fearful of the future. For men, for women, and even _children._
When will it end?
Derpycows671 “children have it too easy”
I’m not scared of what my futures gonna be I’m scared of what SOCIETYS futures gonna be
One day, we are going to be the boomers... but, we’re gonna be right lol.
@@derpycows671 Quoting Dr.Manhatton: _nothing ever ends_
That guy looks like he eats the whole wendy's franchise for breakfast
And then the medical bills for brunch
I think that’s kinda his Schtick.
A man breathing is a feminine trait since women do it too, that’s a big red flag for me if a dude breathes
Man: *breathes*
Allow me to stop breathing
Girl: *slaps me*
me: You know the rules and so do I, *prepares to do a uppercut*
HOW DARE YOU TO HIT A
WOMAN
Without saying FALCON PUNCH
You no the rules and so do i,SAY GOOD BYE *pulls out a glock19*
Girl: hits me
Me: I’m gonna do what’s called WOmanslaughter
You know the rules,it's time to die
ok now I'll wait for someone to interpret this as promoting violence
I don't know man, existing is a femine trait after all.
"Bro i am lonely. Nobody loves me" Chief i felt that.
Women telling us how to act is a red flag. That’s a dad thing to do fr
hi man I am dad
wait I'm a woman
Now a step dad
No wait step mom
@@williammccroskey8162 step mom, what are you doing?
@@the_illuminati_official6654 and I'm your step sister! Wait I'm a dude
My dad left me
Bro imagine being a man and drinking water. Get real, that's a feminine trait.
Lets start a chain
Bro imagine being a man and existing, Get real thats a female thing to do
"I don't trust men who watch movies alone"
Gee , I'm sorry for being a lonely introverted loser who doesn't trust relationships that easy
Trust issues dont come out of nowhere.
Hey, nothing wrong witg being single
This wasnt meant to offend or smthn idk can never be too careful
Well one day you'll find someone you can open up to. I was like that and I found my special someone. Trust me out of the 8 billion or so people in this world there will be that one person who will be there with you for your high and low moments 👍
@@viliquil4361 Unless you're a man of course, then you best be serving your queen!
This wasn't meant to offend or something either.
So what if you live alone? Are you supposed to invite all the frackin' neighbours 'round every time you want to watch a film? Some of these silly cows should learn to use their heads before their mouths; then people might start taking them seriously.
Optimus saying no one loves him:
All of us Fans: 😦
Also all of us fans; WHAT AM I?!? A *ROACH* ?!?
That semi-robotic voice is just spitting straight facts.
I now know the meaning of life 😂😂😂
It honestly kinda creeps me out.
Very based indeed.
Sciencephile the ai has the same voice
Then we are safe in Spain since we dont take naps... We take S I E S T A S
TheIronalvarohide dang I wish I lived there
Don’t Spain speak Spanish if not I’m sorry
You culturally appropriated that from Mexico...
@ODST Kiro Dont Pain speak Panish if not I'm sorry
YEAH BBY
Women asking me to pay for their meal on a first date is a huge red flag to me
We both pay
Moira Bokstijn exactly. Like I’ve had multiple women walk out on me on the first date from me asking if they brought money for their meal
Always split the bill on the first date.
If she is unwilling she ain’t right for you
okuyasu from diamond is unbreakable FR
Ah yes watching revenge of the Sith makes me a girl
My yearly godfather trilogy marathon is super feminine lol
Bruh I’m not letting some internet th*t tell me that o can’t sleep
Frozzen Fyre m
She's probably an insomniac who gets jealous at the thought of men being able to sleep better than her.
TeamTX15 truee
"itS a rEd FlAg fOr mE" as if we are here in the world just to impress her
You got 69 likes sorry can’t like
69
How to be attractive.
Men: be good with kids. Be tall but not tall. Be short but not short. Have a specific cringey Justin beiber hairstyle. Don't eat be a complete simp 24 7.
Women: BE THIN
"and don't act like an idiot"
@Jason Jugluaire I can't tell who's side your on.
@Jason Jugluaire r/ihadaseizure
@Jason Jugluaire r/facepalm
@@ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER this goes for all but specifically people from my school
"I'm lonely man, get off my back" I felt that one. Glad I stumbled on your channel man, I'm not disappointed.
This next week will define the Crusader State’s character as a whole. Now that the Acs have taken Jerusalem, there are no more excuses. The time will come, next Saturday, to show the genre that we are not to be trifled with. The Acs got a free win yesterday as they did the week before, but they have nothing to hide behind now. Let us not forget the past few months of hardship and struggle to keep a foothold in the genre. Let us not forget that the next road battle will be a very bloody one. The assassins will make a hard push against us to keep us from taking Jerusalem, while the Acs attempt to push back our assaults against Ascelon. We will be fighting a two front battle which in order to prevail we must be ready and prepared mentally and physically to endure this upcoming battle. This is the battle that counts, this is the battle for all the bragging rights. No more free wins because of spawns, it will be a straight up 1v1v1 to see who will come out on top. Each and everyone of us needs to look deep inside in them and ignite the flame of pride that has been dimmed for these past few months. For far too long we have suffered loss after loss, and a change needs to happen. This upcoming Saturday the road will run red with the infidel’s blood, our flags raised high and the sounds of celebration with a glorious victory. Let us not forget that God has not left us. He has put us to the test to see if we truly still believe in Him and this is our time to show the genre the wrath of God. For far too long Jerusalem has been held by infidels and it needs to be freed from the retainers of Islam and the heresy of the Orthodox. God has a plan, we must stay steadfast and make sure his plan is carried out because He wills it! Deus Vult and I’ll see you all this Saturday to relinquish the Acs from Jerusalem!
Amen!
🙏
Yes
uH Is ThIs ThE nEw FoRtNiTe
Dues Vult!
These people are just beyond our comprehension at this point y’all.
Looks like there's no saving em. They don't open their minds or listen. So let them rot with their pointless obsessions.
You're correct m8
Well what if she is allergic to almonds?
ok they are probably beyond their own comprehension to be honest.
I’m a girl and I agree if we want to be equal we gotta give some love to our boys ❤️
👑 here you go
Sidney Wallace thanks 😊
We need more womans like you ;-;
@@5emiliobocanegra644 agree
Now i am cool.I didn’t know girls like you exists.
Next thing, Breathing is a feminine trait.
Edit: I didnt know people already wrote this type of comment. I guess, we can tell what those wants.
A female making a funny joke is a red flag to me, that's a male thing to do fr
Dio,you are right
Dio but I'm not dio but it is I, DIO
A girl wearing makeup is a red flag to me, that’s a clown thing to do fr
@@bubble5510 😂 nice one Giorno
Having a name that creates a paradox is a feminine trait, you aren’t a man…
YOU’RE DIO!
@@bubble5510 just like the girls who say the things in the video