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Jon Richardson On Packed Lunches | Funny Magnet | Jon Richardson
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- Опубліковано 5 лис 2020
- "If you are eating a packed lunch near me... I am watching you" - Jon Richardson breaks down the remarkable habits of people who make packed lunches.
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Well, it's comforting to know that I'll be one of the few to live when Jon takes over.
This is one of my favorite Richardson bits because my dad used to get up before dawn and make our lunches before going to work.
aw that's sweet
I eat an apple from North pole to south, core, seeds and all. My grandad did this; he was a veteran of the Korean war and told me: "You don't leave apple cores behind you. Nothing says 'Americans have been here' like apple cores."
If that's his reaction to a packed lunch, I wonder how he'll react to a Japanese bento lunch
The word 'Joy-gasm' comes to mind.
Foodgasms are real 😂 forgetting the food, bento boxes are just really freaking convenient
Shhhhh
“A wizened tarantula’s ring piece.” 🤣🤣🤣
I wasn't expecting to learn about an apples anus when I woke this morning, but here we are
Saw Jon do this routine in his home town of Lancaster nearly 15 years ago and certainly in my memory it was one of the best pieces of stand up I've ever seen. Maybe I've changed over the time or he did it a bit differently, but didn't quite tickle me quite the same way watching it here, but still nice to be reminded of it.
Great bit mate! And about packed lunches! Very sophisticated comedy. Best wishes from Australia!!
The apple! I'm in tears 🤣
My favorite comedian. So funny. So true.
Glad I ‘found’ this comedian just a few weeks ago. I just met one my all-time favorites.
Jon. Do you of all people really think we do the pack lunch in the morning. Surely you understand we are more organized. You prepare the pack lunch the evening before. You choose ingredients that now have time to create some moisture and flavour inside the box. Not some stuff that would get dry or stale, oh no. You have to plan these things. And then it will be delicious.
Not too moist, though, you want to avoid soggy fingers.
Everyone's focusing on the anus but the bit where I laughed out loud was "you'll turn into a tree". I remember being told this when I was a kid - if you swallow an apple pip a tree will grow in your stomach. And I believed it. And I still do - a little bit. :D
what about the watermelon seeds? They say a watermelon will grow in your belly.
@@decentlysmartforanidiot8284 I've never heard that one. Now I've got two kinds of seeds to worry about :(
If you manage to grow a tree in stomach acid i am impressed.
@@dmarsub :D
"He's got the whole anus in his hand, like the song"
That joke didn't get the response it deserved.
Slow crowd. Notice this happens allot in his shows.
@@AaronHahnStudios Of course the crowds slow, you have to be slow to end up at a John Richardson show.
@@darrylhamlin7475 No argument from me. You & I watch because we find stupid people amusing.? well, I do. If you don't find the humour in them, they become frustrating instead.
@@darrylhamlin7475 says the guy commenting on his videos. Internet haters are soo weird sometimes… To seek out something you don’t like so you can bitch about it is just another LEVEL of pathetic lol
I'm glad somebody else appreciated that one
I have never heard one person use the word “anus” so many times in such a short span of time
Apples have lids? We live and learn. 🤣
Just saw this and now I'm probably going to watch to see who packs a lunch. Lol
You actually can eat apples from the top.... it actually basically removes the core.
So glad I saw this channel. Now I have encouragement to clean my damn apartment while I listen and laugh. -I think Rico would approve (after he had a good cry seeing the state I let this dump get to...)
This video helps me understand why the ladies swoon over this guy. For some reason he looks particularly dishy in this one.
SR R Yes he does!
Agreed!
I'm a lady and I can't agree with you.
I just like him cos he's funny.
He's not sexy like Richard Ayoade or Noel Fielding.
But I don't have conventional taste in men, I realize that.
But imagine living with him- he'd be complaining all the time.
Anyway, he wouldn't like me because I have A LOT of tattoos (they're all very pretty and feminine but I was thinking of applying for a side job at Hooters since my husband lost his job because of Covid19 and apparently I have too many tattoos to work at Hooters. The recruiter was basically giving me the job until he asked me to try on the uniform and saw the cherry blossoms going all the way up my left leg, the flamingo on my right calf and the butterfly on one shoulder and flowers on the other and he couldn't even see my back and my bum which are covered in flowers and birds and a colourful candy skull) and I'm not very bothered about everything being spick and span because I have better things to worry about 😂
@@janrees4887 noel is so not dishy, neither is richard, though Richard has a certain attractiveness, noel is just a mess, he looks like he'd take longer to get ready and steal all my makeup and clothes, f that
I wonder if part of the attraction is that Jon would be one guy they would never have to clean up after.
I’m not particularly neat, but I have children and picking up after them after the years is maddening.
Imagine, not only would you not have to clean up after Jon, you likely wouldn’t have to clean up after the kids.
I love hating loving you!! Such a comedic tease!
Seriously English Audience? How could you NOT laugh at "He had the whole anus in his hand... like the song"? Such a gem!
This is why I love British comedy, and particularly Jon Richardson's, because they don't have these over the top stories like chucking pens at ostriches or whatever over the top nonsense so many American comedians (mostly) make up, or atleast they make it feel made up by going way over the top which makes it less funny, for their shows. He's literally just talking about watching a man eat his lunch! To not only just find something so banal and uninteresting as how a man eats his packed lunch and make it so damn funny, interesting and suspenseful is truly amazing and is what comedy should be because it's something that every human being on this planet can relate to because we've all seen people eating packed lunches... we don't, however, have a story about asking Oprah what to do when we're constipated. It's harder to make everyday things funny which really shows the comedians skill.
Its also refreshing to see a comedian who has money act like a normal person who still takes the train to work and doesn't let his fame and ego get out of control. I mean if we compare Jon Richardson to an American Comedian in the same net worth bracket we can see the huge difference. Like Tiffany Haddish (Let me just say that I do find her funny... or atleast in the beginning of her career I haven't really seen anything new in a couple years so this has nothing to do with me disliking her or "hating", she was just the first comedian I thought of to see their net worth.), for example, is in the same range as Jon yet Jon's comedy stayed mostly the same and Tiffany's comedy completely diverged from past material as soon as her lifestyles/celebrity/bank accounts changed. Jon still acts the same on stage as he did when he started but as soon as Tiffany gained some attention she was no longer relatable... hell she's like a completely different person! Unless she's recycling parts of her old material she doesn't have anything of her "old self" in her comedy... its like it never happened and now all she talks about is hanging out with this celebrity or trying to bang that celebrity or making this celebrity do something "ratchet" all so she can drop names during her shows to show how important she is now. No more endearing comedy about her grandma or the foster homes or anything else... unless she's recycling or telling us how Kevin Hart helped her by giving her $$$ when she was sleeping in her car because he totally knew she was gonna be big one day or whatever. Its all flashy friends, clothes, jewelry, fucking everything as soon as a comedian "makes it" in America but a lot of English comedians just live such ordinary lives that's its refreshing and impressive. They, or rather most, don't let their ego inflate their sense of self or let the fame change them which is the most important thing imho when it comes to ANY celebrity but especially comedians.... they seriously need to send over ONE of the BBC's so I can watch some nonhacky "orange man bad" comedy!
Now I'm never gonna sing that song using the word hand and I'm gonna laugh to myself about wizened apple anuses! God I love that insane bugger!
Your opinion is insightful and I'd have to say I completely agree!
Edit: I'm also commenting bc I appreciate the time it would have taken for you to write that comment. If you're anything like me then I'm always grateful for a like and a reply on the mini essay comments I spend hours writing and editing in the hope that someone bored or interested enough would read it to the end and appreciate all the A class grammar, absence of spelling errors and use of evidence to support my arguments.
Have a lovely Christmas!
very well put
I totally one hundred percent agree with you, but I just need to say that this was from a long time ago. Considering the lack of a wedding band, I would say about 5 years old or even older, not unless he took it off before getting on stage, which seems unlikely.
I haven't really seen more recent shows, but I do hope he's still this guy.
Of course you don't shove a banana in your ear dude... You nibble it left to right like a typewriter with the peel on.
I always eat the entire apple. Have done ever since I was a teenager 😀
Same ... anus and all. Only the stern is left.
Y'all are nasty and you need jesus! Lol
Where is this from? I want to watch the full thing
I have eaten an entire apple, anus and all, before.
I was in a situation where I had nowhere to put any left over bits, so I just went, “fuck it, I’ll eat the whole thing.”
I remember when i found out my ex wife eats the core of an apple. She also refers to it as the bone lol
You should compare notes with Chris McCausland. He swears by eating an apple by going in through the bum. It was one of his truths on Would I Lie To You.
Hate me some good ole FOMO a car crash.
Wait what was the rest of his lunch ??
Well obviously I make a packed lunch, not going waste my money buying lunch later on now am I
He looks like if Andrew schulz and Bill Burr had a kid
Jon called himself Keith._.Did i miss something?
Yes!
How are packed lunches so funny? 😅
Am I the only one who makes a mess of cling film regardless of wether I tear it or cut it?
I’ve never noticed just how anusey it looked… Now I’m forever scarred
Apples are actually meant to be eaten top to bottom
I find that surprisingly disgusting
amazing how little effort it takes to be considered 'funny' in the UK.
It certainly takes less effort than finding stuff you don't like and writing about it!
Some call this guy a comedian. Why? Nothing he said was funny at all.
lol its cuz ur too simple minded. his comedy is more on the sophisticated side.
You're the kind of guy who doesnt know to laugh if there isnt a laugh track
@@martinthewarrior5016 lol you said what i was saying, just with less sugar haha
What a shame you have chosen to punch down Not everyone can afford to buy a lunch from a food outlet everyday and some people have to economise by bringing in their own food. Shame on you JR.
That's not what he's doing...
He appreciates the people who take the time to make a packed lunch
Did you even listen to it?
Were we watching the same video? He said nothing condescending about people who eat packed lunches...at all. Seriously, take the chip off your shoulder.
@@fiona-lyons "You are remarkable people.........it is like a child unwrapping a stocking." Telling poor people that they are childish is not condescending? The whole routine is elitist. How do you think someone who cannot afford to buy a lunch everyday feels when they watch this? Where is your empathy?