Easily Magda and Marg's best bit. She makes Chanelle so goddamn over the top that she could read a phone book in this character and it'd make you hit the floor, and Marg somehow finds a way to keep a straight face for the entire time and it's just incrdible!
You know, after seeing so many of these “Janelle’s Beauty Spot” segments, I always wanted to know whatever happened to Channelle’s assistant Mi Ling. With all the “tests” she was put through, I’m sure that she wound up in therapy or something in the end!! 😁👍
Well. For a start, stop the girls from saying "HAITCH". ZAAAAAAAPPP! There you go. Now say 'H' again. "AITCH eeeeeeaaahhhhh!" "Now they've got it right, and all thanks go to Janelle of Chanelle's Institute de Beauty. Coming to an Aussie Shopping Mall Near You. (esp if covid19 is over.)
The Emperor has no Clothes Joke Within that clang I presume Prime Minister Ardern of New Zealand must harden elbows easy (in Prime Minister Albanese); Ergo, There is a need to use moisturiser. In fact, She did an interview where she mentioned that she had issues with her dry skin at an Oxford University Speech recently; When, She made an onomatopoeia phoneme sound which resembled the neigh of a horse. This is linked up with Her rather large bite that people often joke about. Adjunct: It looks as if she may need a reduction in her bridge or crown on the front teeth. The lesson here is that deformity serves a purpose as a memory jog for people in the professions just like an index in a book. It's a rebuttal to The Birth Project objective to remove the genetic material of Down Syndrome, Dwarfism and Hairy Pinna from the structure of the genome. It's a real Catch 22 scenario. It's a type of interminable debate where The Birth Project wins:) It's regretful but people get fed up with it. They've shown you all that they're willing to make a female look ridiculous and then tell jokes about it. They quite literally gave the women an oversized set of choppers and everyone pretended that it was okay vis a vis the Emperor has no clothes Joke...and so on. On finding out she commences to smack her husband in the head repeatedly in public for making her look like a complete fool to everybody except herself. But that's the most important thing, isn't it! To love thyself:)
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I love the host's delight at every fresh revelation of this etiquette school
Australia is blessed because of Fast Forward. The crew were the very best that we could love. Now the world can love them too.
I wish they made more of these they really hilarious 😂
Easily Magda and Marg's best bit. She makes Chanelle so goddamn over the top that she could read a phone book in this character and it'd make you hit the floor, and Marg somehow finds a way to keep a straight face for the entire time and it's just incrdible!
I both love and miss this show.
"Watching some of our young lassies tuck into a bowl of spaghetti is like feeding time at the zoo" 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my wordy lordy yesi do da day Janelle!!.
You know, after seeing so many of these “Janelle’s Beauty Spot” segments, I always wanted to know whatever happened to Channelle’s assistant Mi Ling. With all the “tests” she was put through, I’m sure that she wound up in therapy or something in the end!! 😁👍
My wordy lordy yes!
Janelle's all about class.
I laughed so hard at this. 🤣😆
"You see, Janelle, a plain young lassie without the first idea of proper etiquette is basically..."
"Socially naïve?"
"An ugly no-hoper, Janelle."
My-Wordy-Lordy-No-Dee--Doo--Da-Duh-Day
So funny, I love it!
Great memories, great times. Harmless, but couldn't be done now thanks to people who choose to be offended.
Funnnny as fuck 😂😂😂😂
I like Fast Forward
Can't stop laughing.
They just don’t make tv like this anymore. What a shame.
I love MAGNA so much ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
Magda working her arse off to be funny while Marg is effortlessly hilarious.
Just realizing that's Marion too lol
"Marion, you boob!"
Was this based off the NADs lady? She was always promoting something new every time!!
No. This was in the 80s. NADs came out in the 90s.
Well. For a start, stop the girls from saying "HAITCH". ZAAAAAAAPPP! There you go. Now say 'H' again. "AITCH eeeeeeaaahhhhh!" "Now they've got it right, and all thanks go to Janelle of Chanelle's Institute de Beauty. Coming to an Aussie Shopping Mall Near You. (esp if covid19 is over.)
Hahaha holly shit 🤣😂🤦♀️
And house of hair removal
At 1.50, I wish all the recipients who say "HAITCH for "AITCH" would get 240 volts right up the 'clacker'!
She's so funny
Reminds me of Victoria Wood and Julie Walters sketches.
Is this really how people are in Australia.
Oh my wordy lordy doo dee doo da da yes indeedy we are!
Of course. 😂😂
SNL from states doesn’t even compare to these
With all due respect, American comedy is shit except for Seinfeld.
The Emperor has no Clothes Joke
Within that clang I presume Prime Minister Ardern of New Zealand must harden elbows easy (in Prime Minister Albanese); Ergo, There is a need to use moisturiser. In fact, She did an interview where she mentioned that she had issues with her dry skin at an Oxford University Speech recently; When, She made an onomatopoeia phoneme sound which resembled the neigh of a horse. This is linked up with Her rather large bite that people often joke about.
Adjunct: It looks as if she may need a reduction in her bridge or crown on the front teeth. The lesson here is that deformity serves a purpose as a memory jog for people in the professions just like an index in a book. It's a rebuttal to The Birth Project objective to remove the genetic material of Down Syndrome, Dwarfism and Hairy Pinna from the structure of the genome. It's a real Catch 22 scenario. It's a type of interminable debate where The Birth Project wins:)
It's regretful but people get fed up with it. They've shown you all that they're willing to make a female look ridiculous and then tell jokes about it. They quite literally gave the women an oversized set of choppers and everyone pretended that it was okay vis a vis the Emperor has no clothes Joke...and so on.
On finding out she commences to smack her husband in the head repeatedly in public for making her look like a complete fool to everybody except herself. But that's the most important thing, isn't it! To love thyself:)
hahahahahahahahahahahahah #LOL
So funny
They are probably french knock offs.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
7 dislikers were obviously shocked by that big pair of legs with something shocking between them.
🦵⚡️🦵
Probably reminded them of the stretch marks around their own cheeks ;)
@@SahanTheMighty 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Obviously, no sense of humour. 😅