The Longest Warthog Possible
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It's your favorite demonic Warthog elongating youtuber here, Keemstar. Did you know that we have a secret club where we post pictures of cute rats? Well we do. It's a secret though.
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InfernoPlus hi
Now make the longest and the wildest worthog
Bruh those warthogs are so cursed
I have joined and there are actually pictures of cute rats. I am impressed.
I'm glad you went from Dark Souls to this. An unexpected turn, but one that is more than welcome.
Hope shit looks up for ya from here into the future!
InfernoPlus: Make halo mods
The halo engine: STOP PLEASE STOP
Nah it should me
"YAMETE! YAMETE KUDASAI!!" just for the feeling of how hard engine was fcked up
InfernoPlus: no, no i don't think i will
He forgot the final form of the hog. The long-god.
Thasarion _ YES WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS LONGBOI SCALED UP
@@kosetsuoshiimaru3908 "NO INFERNOPLUS-DONO YAMETE!"
Somewhere, a bungie employee is feeling a stabbing pain in his heart as the engine cries out to it's father.
Ouch*
Edit: halloween 2022. Came back to this video and saw that I made a comment and misspelled an easily spelled word. I'm deeply sorry everyone who read my comment.
Snazzy Jovial Wyrm I’m not sure if the pincushion in their chest cavity is even a heart anymore after Activision was done with them
"Father, why have you forsaken me"
@@zarryis3365 "It's your destiny child"
It calls inferno daddy too
A halo warthog that gets longer as it moves. The back is stationary.
or a snakehog that gets one seat longer everytime you run someone over
@@Joel-cc6hx I was also thinking of a regular looking warthog but instead of a gun it had he snakeinator at the back. Clicking the fire button freezes the rear and you can run people over by hitting them with the midsection.
No way that's possible...
I'm hoping he'll see this and do it just to prove me wrong.
@@dalton5160 WARTHOG HYDRA
TIP IT OVER AND IT MULTIPLIES
oh my god
"When you first saw godhog were you blinded by its majesty?"
Maybe just a little bit.
Blinded?
@@thexavier666 Dumbstruck? Paralyzed?
@@thexavier666 paralyzed? Dumbstruck??
@@thexavier666 Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
"The longer InfernoPlus is in Halo, the stronger he becomes.
o no
*the longer he becomes
The longer the inferno is on halo the stronger it will become
@@theangrywig3905 completely erect
We need to call the modslayer
"I might even make a second Cursed Halo. And that IS a threat."
Oh, threaten me with a good time.
Harder Daddy
@@Kaarl_Mills Hol up
Some of these 'hogs better make it in
@@Idontevenwanachannel I hope we get the big hog lol
@@jacobweatherford4696 I'm scared God hog will make an appearance on the ring somehow. "Hey I didn't know you made house calls foehammer!". "YoU KnOw oUR MotO, WE DeLiVeR"
*God hog flies from the distance and is put down by Echo 419*
The weird part about this, every new hog impressed me to the point my mind blew when I witnessed the God Hog
I kinda wanted to see the bullets fired from the god hog’s turret, is it the same size as a normal warthog, or is each bullet basically a nuke
I think its a tsar bomba
the... the what now
@@walkermorales337 It does not fire bullets. It fires smaller, weaker Warthogs that have been sacrificed to it.
The god hog destroys a guardian in seconds
*cautiously raises hand*
But professor, if the finalhog is made by stitching two 'hogs together, would it mean that you can stitch more than two?
Genius bordering on madness
final hog is made by stitching 2 hog models together, they are still 1 hog from point of physics
@@jacobknudson8764 Madness! Genius! The only difference between them is success!
“Behold, the Wartstar”
@rynemcgriffin1752 a multiplayer map that is just a map sized warthog
"the hog hog...and the wart wart"
*Sangheili intensifies*
W A R T W A R T W A R T
Aaaaaaaawubga
Ahhhhhh, wort wort wort.
Aaaaaaaaa whoabadaba
Wart wart wart
I love how he coded a warthog to use an error model from a different engine
Why did I never see that? It's soo funny.
the error message is the single worst thing you can see on source
Yeah it's from GMOD!
@@sammystrawberry321 It's from The "source" engine in general
@@rootatouille180 oh I don't really get it
The Giga Hog is something I could imagine sarge investing all his resources in to make it a thing
And not the Wartgod?
He would try to put a scorpion turret on the warthog and call it the tankhog
I mean it’s a big cat alright.
@@HunterIsRad what, like a puma?
@@jensgroen7332 CURSED HALO 2 NEEDS THIS IDEA
The fact that the wide hog, wider hog, and widest hog had more and more barrel clusters for the turrets is absolutely amazing
Truly a breakthrough in modern engineering.
I love how the Wartgod just slowly glides down to the ground after it spawns due to just how fucking massive it is.
I would say that it's descending from the heavens but let's face it. It is heaven.
@@fallout_nerd1012 it's space itself
Im just mad we did not seen what projectiles it fires, regular ammo, gian ammo, rockets, gauss rounds, grunts, what does it look to be shot with it?
@@ZeroXionXZ Smaller, inferior warthogs obviously.
Physics Engine: *WHAT THE F%CK IS THAT?!?!*
Render Engine: Our doom...
the Hogwart:
two gunners in the front and the drivers seat in the back
Days Gaming hey that could be cool
So it's like that one brute vehicle?
and dont forget the magic within it as well. because *you'r a wizard Chief*
What if it’s just a magic warthog
Mischief Managed.
"When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by it's majesty?"
"Blinded?"
"Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?"
*"...No. I was terrified."*
why does halo have so many good ass lines
8:30 The Giga-hog spawning in like that made me laugh way more than I thought it would
Suck it, blues
Im the 69th liker
I read this as “I’m the 69th licker”
We will use it to destroy covements ships 😂😂
8:32 lmao
"I might even make a Cursed Halo 2 and, yes, that is a threat."
We don't take threats. We take promises.
“The Spazhog, a Warthog that just spazzes out at random.”
So a normal Warthog, then.
Ok, then you’re just a bad driver… I drive like a crazy person. I almost NEVER flip.
@@dilophosaurusplayz r/wooosh
Yup
@@dilophosaurusplayz that’s crazy
@dilophosaurusplayz1679 Dude you're so cool, can you please breed my sister?
"The longer the warthog becomes while in Halo, the stronger InfernoPlus will be"
All praise the longhog and the Wartgod!
The icon of hog
HogSlayer
Had to break the 420
Hey wait a minute
Ah. Jormunhog. Legends speaks of the hog so long it wraps around the world and devours all, even itself.
After seeing this, all I can think of is "is it possible to cut up a warthog model and use it as a multiplayer map?" The idea scares me.
Never stop your cursing of my favourite childhood game.
Using the wartgod as a playable map, we need this now!
But... it’s just photorealistic cake😳
@@steveraybro8769 ?????????????????????
That would be interesting
@@Dimitri88888888
It's a meme that's pretty popular right now. It stopped being funny the 100th time, and we're well in the thousands already.
Ok, but what if:
Skid-hog: Warthog that is totally frictionless, and can only move via the inertia caused by firing the turret
DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS, YOU FOOL! ;_;
So like a normal warthog
or its just made by a basement coder copying things from stackoverflow and claiming it as their own work.
Genius
I would pay to see it
"THE GIGA HOG"
*Lovecraftian Mexican music echos across time and space*
"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT MUSIC?!"-Chruch, red vs blue.
Vallorn Preferably known as ‘what is that music?’ Or ‘Warthog Music’.
God damn it Griff you bass boosted our theme song again
@@NaeveSnowsTavern "YOUR NEW GOD, MAGGOT!" - Sarge (probably.)
What have we done Jorge!?
Would love to see the devs react to this video. Would happily pay money to hear the commentary about what he did to the engine.
Wait, the Halo 1 Elites knew about the WartWart all those years ago!
Chief: introduces the WartWart
Arbiter: why did he insulted me?
The WartWart or the WartWartWart? :p
@@ZealsParchments So...a triple axled WartWart with two turret guns then? I'm down for that.
@@vahlok1426
Dj Snake: TURN DOWN FOR WART?
*bass drops*
"This one is called the wart wart"
*The Covenent would like to know your location*
Put 3 rear ends together in a triangle shape and you get the wart wart wart
@@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903 No its a wart qubed.
I saw this meme of a warthog filled with elites and it said worthog so I can’t pronounce warthog anymore because I keep saying worthog.
“Wart Wart”
Covenant Spec-Ops Elite: The Fuck you say about my mother
“When you first saw the Wart-god, were you blinded by its majesty?”
Blinded?
@@holyhank4519 paralyzed, dumbstruck?
@@Pwophet_of_Twuth yes... I was...
@@Pwophet_of_Twuth No
@@Pwophet_of_Twuth No, I was *terrified.*
Instead of a heart attack, i forgot how to breathe when he brought out the giga-hog. literally havent laughed that hard in ages.
"I might even make a second cursed Halo. And that IS a threat".
Never have I been so aroused by a threat.
Me too
Ok, here me out: a custom map that is just the Wart-God, but not a drive-able one. It has cracks and crevices all inter-linked, you could fight in its engine block, fight in the air, drive warthogs in it, etc....
It's like the old Army Men games.
Wart-Map
Oh, that would be awesome!
This radiates the same energy as bringing your hot wheels with the car ride and driving them around the interior.
*Dont give him ideas*
"Inferno plus, mind telling me what you're doing with developer tools?"
"Sir, creating long hogs."
The "Longest Warthog Possible" was the friends we picked up along the way.
At this point, his soul must be absolutely shredded during the making of this stick with wheels.
@Dr. Mysoginist Thank you, you have an excellent profile picture and name aswell.
How do you people come up with this stuff?
Inferno: This is the longest warthog possible.
Me: See's that there's 8 minutes left.
uh oh
Oh shiiet
11:40 When Inferno created the longest warthog in human history.
"This is without a doubt the longest Warthog possible... or is it?"
The game engine: He can't keep getting away with this
inferno : warhog goes looooong
8:31 Memories of my teenage years spent watching RvB flood my brain as Jamie Y Los Chamacos - Los Dos Laredos Accordenes de Oro starts playing.
Here's two cursed ideas:
-scarabHog: Scarab that instead of having legs has four warthogs.
-Elephog: Elephant from Halo 3 but instead of tank tracks; four warthogs. Imagine the S P E E D
Yes i want to see this XD
Four thicchogs
warthog but with scarab legs
@@ImChikin Scarab but it's one big Warthog with Scarab legs that end in Warthogs that fires Warthogs
Ooo do a Hogtrain .. like non gunner Warthog up front with hinge point then just seats then hinge point then seats etc ... so that only the first "car" actually drives and the rest are just rollers ... kinda like how semi trucks will have more than one trailer attached .. see if you can get at least 12 follow cars + one "engine" gun should be on the last "car" (the caboose ... and hey look at that .. a RvB reference 😉 )
“Spazhog. A totally normal warthog that just sort of spazzes out at random.”
Ah, so a regular warthog
You got it! The Spazhog is just an average warthog meant to act as a filler to reach that coveted 12:24 time limit.
@@DarkOmegaMK2 ah yes...
We were all thinking it
Spazhog: aka any Warthog that Kat drives
"I might even make a second Cursed Halo. And that *is* a threat."
Indeed, and one we are all happy to ignore.
(translation: yes please)
200th like...les gooo
More like threaten us with a good time
Cursed Halo 2 and 3
The day of judgment is at hand, all shall love him and despair
Over a year later and I can still feel the Blam engine cry out in pain
Inferno: *Finds a limit*
Also inferno: No that doesnt exist in my world
Game: Ok
The gurren lagann approach
@@nubreed13 warthog lagann
Yaaaaasssss
Missed opportunity to call it spiderhog
THE MACHINE SPIRIT CALLS OUT IN PAIN!
Accordion-hog: a warthog that expands and contracts in length as it’s driven, make it happen Inferno
*E X P A N D H O G*
Why do you want to make god cry?
@@doomexe He deserves to suffer as much as creating us has done
God has sinned, he shall bear the penultimate tragedy
The Weird Al Hog, to be precise
YES
THE ACCORDIHOG
Warthog: "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM"
Best comment
In the great words of Vegeta: Final form my ass!
Frieza reference 🤣💀
I was gonna say could've been longer if we made a few right angles with the seating
*_HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-_*
still waiting for this man to follow through with his threat of a second cursed halo
He just did
And its beatifull
"People don't know what they want until you show it to them."
-Steve Jobs
"Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"
OptimisticSociopath Ligma balls
**
-Barack Obama
OptimisticSociopath
*ALL OF REALITY CRUMBLES*
Inferno: This.. is a longhog.
Halo players: *Dear god..*
Inferno: There's more..
Halo players: *NO!*
Halo players: we are fine as long as nobody makes more hogs
Inferno: question
Halo players: what is it inferno
Inferno : i made more hogs
Halo players: what
Inferno: you told me too
Halo players: how many
Inferno: i made no more than 56 hogs in the past two days
@@BirdFusion dear god
*every seat grows a tumor
Dear... God?
You are mistaken.
There are no gods here.
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
dear god i love this channel
Weird that there aren't any comments on this comment
BTW love your work
Noice
yes desinc makes excellent content
my favorite thing made by him is if the emperor had a text to speech device, set in the star trek universe where darth vader shot master chief and stuck a needle in his eye to extract data related to the peter parker marker darker error error
*[Attention: Reference Overload]*
Contact your nearest administrator or priest for guidance.
you are everywhere and i love it
8:28 I just realized that the music used is a distorted version of the Red vs Blue warthog theme.
“Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not?”
-Cave Johnson, Portal 2
“I WANT MY SCIENTISTS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON SO I CAN BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN”
Mr. Beetleman why not?
With the lemons
Runners Are Illegal, well not really Yes, burning people, he’s saying what we’re all thinking!
I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD THESE LEMONS ANYMORE!
"Marty, he's killing all the physics."
Lmaooooo
I understood that reference LMAO
Still loved that video. XD
"I know! what do want me to say?"
Next make the Hover-Wide-Long-God-Hog, a true Frankenstein’s monster of a vehicle that reaches the maximum potential of the Warthog in all 3 axis.
Now how to figure out the 4th plane :b
yourallygod The Hover-Wide-Long-God-Hog, now with extra-dimensional teleportation.
@@TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle doesn't it already come with that?
The ohgodwhy-hog
the wartcube
One bungie employee is just having his soul being ripped from his body watching the warthog getting elongated each minute.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
Inferno plus is the personification of “Life, finds a way”
@@drewbeauchesne1116 ymah + inferno plus collab would be unstoppable
Haha thats funny jurassic park reference
The 666 like count has never felt so fitting for a comment until now
The devs were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn’t stop to think if they could
Cursed Halo 2... If Halo 2 legendary wasn't cursed enough.
Halo 2 legendary, but there is a jackle sniper the size of the wartgod
replace every enemy with a sniper jackle, everytime you die your game erases the save data
The Beam Rifle no longer over heats...
@@Robosapien_
Oh God no...
Wait.. that could be very useful too.
Everyone has a sniper
The warthog has officially entered the “Doug Dimmadome’s hat” levels of length.
This makes me want to see a Tallhog. Like the shorthog with multiple seats stacked on eachother
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This comment is awesome 👏
Dr. Halsey isn't the only one engineering war crimes
“When you saw the Longhog, were you blinded by it’s majesty?”
Blinded?
@@centuryhelix8727 Paralyzed?
Noo!
“Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred Hog, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps!
Noble Hierarchs, surely you'll understand that once the Hog God attacked...
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they should
Oh, they should. They most definitely should.
Oh, no, I'm quite confident they asked that... And then answered themselves, in Bright And Terrible Voices that Portend A Fell Wind Upon The World, "NO, BUT THAT SHALL NOT STOP US ON THIS HOLIEST OF ERRANDS;"
While watching this, one terrible idea came to mind: Double Decker Warthog.
*Y E S*
Expand it out in all directions
The Hogtel California
You can hop out any time you like, but the nightmares will never leave.
yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss
Hoverhog, a wart hog with horizontal wheels and helicopter physics.
It’s time to stop.
the infinite hog is a warthog that exponentially increases in size length speed and power as a match goes on.
"When you first saw the Wart God, were you blinded by it's majesty?"
"Blinded?"
"Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?"
"Yes... Yes I was."
“We renewed our faith that the Wart God would come, and see how our faith has been reward”
The wart god is nigh and nothing not even the flood can stop it
We will activate this ring to free Wart God.
no..i was scarded
The gun hog. Every seats has an warthog's MG attached to it.
Or just the mg mount with wheels. Wait, thats the wartwart
@@bubibolz the whole thing is made of mgs
I need that
I am impressed this was not one of Inferno's first ideas.
proposed name: the Gog
I was hoping for an infinity hog, that was just a warhog that loops on itself in a circle, making it absolutely useless
They became useless a while ago
Or it just rolls around like general grievous unicycle
The Gigahog should just use infinity hogs as wheels. Maximizing seating
you mean an ourohogos.
Perfection...
Next challenge: Create a Warthog long enough to bridge entire Halo games
"I might even create a SECOND cursed halo... and that IS... a threat"
don't threaten ME with a good time unless your gonna actually do it pal, XD!
Yes. DO IT.
All I want from a second cursed Halo is that the d20 remains.
For real, "don't threaten me with a good time"
Most people: This is cursed
Me: *It's more beautiful than I ever imagined*
Kevin Norcott you spelled best wrong
Ken Norcott sorry I’m on mobile lol
Hi Kevin:)
Why did they send me, I have no words.they should have sent a poet.
this is the epitome of "Your modders were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
Worthog walking down blood glitch in ultra wide truly is something that should not be...and yet
*watches Thomas the Tank Engine Alduin burn down Helgen as warped Sodor music plays in the background*
The answer is always yes
"behold the wart god" words of legend
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Him: a professional warthog elongater
"The hoghog, and the wartwart" that wart wart is just cute
I imagine elites would love the wartwart
@@jackryan2612 probably
wort wort wort
wartwartwart
The wart wart is in infinite as the razorback
Would've been WAY better if the spartan in the outro took his helmet off, and a really long warthog was underneath.
Wartmaster Chiefhog?
Or just another helmet, that would be funny too.
No... Craig was better
@@Baconomics101 Chiefmaster Hogwart?
What if the player model was several warthogs of different lengths
Love that he used galadriels speech at the end
"Gaze upon my creation for it is beautiful and terrible as the morning and the night, fair as the sea and the sun and the snow upon the mountain, dreadful as the storm and the lightning and stronger than the foundations of the earth, all shall love it and despair." That is a shockingly powerful line and the fact that its used to describe a very long vehicle is so funny.
It's from Lord of the Rings when Frodo offers the ring to Galadriel
Yeah it is, praise Tolkien for that
Quick we need 117 likes
@@gamemeister27 slightly altered line but yes
What voice changer was he using
The Covenant: *Absolutely destroys the UNSC.*
The UNSC: "Summon thy WartGod!"
The Covenant: *Frantically retreats.*
Covenant after seeing that it’s bigger than Truth and Reconciliation:
F*** this shit, I’m out
When I shipped out for basic, the wartgod was all theory and politics. Now look. That cannon can put a round clean through a Covenant home planet.
What if they summoned me
@@Viper-0926
Then you get to be the co pilot for Master cheif
"Here's the spaz hog. A totally normal warthog that just sorta spazzes out at random"
So... a normal warthog then.
I always wanted to drive the Mako from Mass Effect in other games.
yes
A heartfelt thanks to the firefighters who put out the fires caused by peoples pc’s exploding from the sheer scale of these hogs
The spider hog. Imagine a warthog that walks like a scarab on 8 legs has a MASSIVE (wide) back seat. 8 headlights and wears tires like boots. But when you get out it just looks like a normal warthog
Also an idea if you curse halo 2. Smgs with recoil so powerful it spazes your view all over the place. Itll be like a child wielding a firehose
^^^
This is it chief
Where do I sign up the petition?
Another Halo 2 idea: The battle rifle, but one burst is the entire magazine.
"Or is it?"
-InfernoPlus, Cursed Edition
Then this happened
*vsauce music plays*
Infernoplus: threatens us cursed halo 2
Us: "Don't threaten me with a good time!"
No! DO threaten us with a good time!
I was kind of expecting a punchline of the Halo itself being some almighty "Ouroboros Warthog".
"I might even make a second cursed halo, and that is a threat"
Do it you won't.
kinda hard to take an ecchi anime profile pic seriously, this cant end well
HE won't...
IT will !
When you first saw God hog were you blinded by its majesty? Paralysed, dumbstruck at the sheer audacity this man has shown to create monsters beyond any beings comprehension. The ability so beautiful and terrible at the same time.
Honestly I was kind of turned on.😏
*deep arbiter voice* noooo
Nooo
I was left screaming in awe as the eyeballs and other fleshy bits were burned from my skull, its glorious form the last thing I would ever see
8:11 "A totally normal Warthog that just sort of... spazes out at random"
Me, a terrible Warthog driver: ...Doesn't it already do that normally?
I come back to this video about once a month or so and my appreciation for the editing grows every time. It must have been just as big an effort as the modding itself.
*Looks at InfernoPlus's burning computer*
Fans: "Halo...It's finished"
Inferno: "No...We're just getting started"
We must go beyond the flames, for only then will we truly be... Inferno plus.
Hang on... Can you make a functioning trainhog? With separate cars that are pulled along by the locomotive hog up front? And if so, could all of the cars be gun cars making it a rolling death fortress?
Wartfortress
Hmmm, iirc the warthog actually simulates a ball and chain as part of it's driving model... I wonder if you could leverage a similar technique to transmit force and torque?
@@wolfiq5057 Forthog.
@@peterthepeopleeater5697 Wartress
This is probably the best idea I've seen in the comment section
Inferno at the beginning: "Oh what's that? the video title is longest hog, and this is the shortest possible hog? unexpected, huh?"
Inferno at the end of the video: "here's 56 more types of hog I came up with"
Thx I actually cried laughing foreal at work when I saw the tallest warthog
He isn't just a great modder
He isn't just a great memer
He's also an absolutely hilarious and talented presenter too
This mortal realm does not deserve InfernoPlus
THERE IS NOTHING ABOVE MEMES.
Ok kids, time for bed now
A total monster fr
Content creators ascending in power is the greatest part of living in this timeline
This video is basically O’mally showing off his weird inventions, of doom.
Lmfao facts bro, I just said I was getting Old Red vs Blue vibes from this
I never thought he would be dumb enough to make this, but then again he did want a bomb made to kill him in his evil lair
Nah, this is just O'malley showing off Lopez's creations and taking credit for them.
This is O’Mally with Washington’s voice and Simmon’s personality.
Haha yesss
Cursed halo 2: electric bogaloo
Aye its gromek999
he better goddamn do it hell i dare him to do it
Electric Boooooooooooooooooogaloo
Oh it’s you
Please use the full name
I absolutely love the lady galadriel dialogue at the end, I rewatched that snip alone like 20 times
This feels like a long lost episode of Red vs Blue without any reds of blues. Just some used car salesman trying to give you the best offer you've ever laid eyes upon.
He'd get a lot of sales then.
"Whats Uphog?"
Not much what's up with- [looks at ceiling in fear and shock] OH MY GOD
H-how does it do it
Nice pun
Jim Halpert???
"Meet the UpHog, part of the Ceiling Gang Master Race.
Because floors, are cringe."
what’s uphog?
@@randombag420 Not much, you?
Is down hog here?
pewdiepie: am i a joke to you?
@@randombag420 Everyone asks what's uphog, but nobody asks how ishog
A Spartan II with the skills, tenacity, and drive of Big Boss would be fucking terrifying
9:58 Keyes is being held aboard the Wart and Reconciliation
"So how do we get inside the seat if it's in the air? Corps issued me a rifle, not wings."
I’m pretty sure there’s a gravelift somewhere.
Inferno's mentality over the years has slowly become "Just because you can do it means you absolutely should,"
long warthog: log
thin warthog: thog
wide warthog: wog
i'll be receiving my royalties in the mail.
does the thog caare?
Elites:WORT
Wog? Wagh?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH
WUBUBAAAAAAAAH