Gregg Almost Makes Tim Break Reviewing Smurfs 2

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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  • @jacksonbrumfield1061
    @jacksonbrumfield1061 Рік тому +773

    “The way they say things like Smurfs is this and Smurfs is that” is my favorite line in this.
    Their ability to get through a whole review and somehow leave you with less information about a movie than before you watched it is just unmatched.

    • @acsone3546
      @acsone3546 Рік тому +8

      But Smurfs don’t know Jack. Cuz Smurfs don’t rap.

    • @BlackBarney
      @BlackBarney Рік тому +11

      lol perfect comment and observation about these things

    • @choklitmunsta5392
      @choklitmunsta5392 Рік тому +1

      Lol

    • @haplo819
      @haplo819 9 місяців тому +2

      That's the best part of the series to me. They review dozens of movies per season and literally don't need to watch them because the info they give is basically guesswork and also from press releases, etc.

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Рік тому +161

    Tim has the haircut of the kid who turns away from the computer, nods appreciatively and gives a thumbs up

    • @kashthrills
      @kashthrills 5 місяців тому +1

      he’s going for that tom peters gentleman’s spike (you just use a semi-circle of mousse)

    • @non_brewed_condiment
      @non_brewed_condiment 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@kashthrills he's full of ideas

    • @kashthrills
      @kashthrills 2 місяці тому

      @@non_brewed_condiment community spirit?

  • @dr.kennethspeers8014
    @dr.kennethspeers8014 Рік тому +596

    "a very complicated story for smurfs to get involved with in this episode of smurfs"

  • @Sshooter444
    @Sshooter444 Рік тому +76

    I imagine Tim practicing for hours how to insert a burp into mid-sentence with it being almost unnoticeable.

  • @theliftingmind7713
    @theliftingmind7713 Рік тому +191

    I too loved the first Murfs

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 Рік тому

      "It's your Murf day, now"

    • @trashhumper
      @trashhumper 5 місяців тому +2

      was wondering if anyone else caught that 😂 its the little things that makes tim such a genius

    • @Aspartamebraintumor
      @Aspartamebraintumor 5 місяців тому

      Murf drums for Dinosaur Jr

  • @michaelfrederickson951
    @michaelfrederickson951 Рік тому +492

    I think Tim almost gets Gregg with “I loved the whole blue thing” - watch his mouth

    • @grahamwade5932
      @grahamwade5932 Рік тому +31

      I think they probably both went into it expecting to break each other..it doesn't get more 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 than smurfs 2

  • @rickyspanish4930
    @rickyspanish4930 Рік тому +109

    Smurfs is this and smurfs is that

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 Рік тому +8

      I loved the first murfs a lot

  • @nicholasgivens5991
    @nicholasgivens5991 Рік тому +1030

    "I thought it was great to see some of the loose ends of the first movie tied up"

    • @Bale4Bond
      @Bale4Bond Рік тому +59

      You watched the video: congratulations

    • @Kipah
      @Kipah Рік тому +127

      ​@@Bale4Bond I also watched the video. Maybe throw some of that praise my way.

    • @varisleek3360
      @varisleek3360 Рік тому +23

      @@Kipah step aside bucko

    • @spewter
      @spewter Рік тому +22

      @@Bale4Bond You replied to a comment: 🎉

    • @GavinTheMistborn
      @GavinTheMistborn Рік тому +16

      @@Bale4Bond ooh, I watched it too! I'll await your praise 😏

  • @xandacab4285
    @xandacab4285 Рік тому +126

    i love how tim says gargamel perfectly but can’t pronounce the names of most a-list actors

    • @FayezButts
      @FayezButts Рік тому +5

      You can tell what he really cares about

  • @foehammer5047
    @foehammer5047 Рік тому +107

    On cinema at the cinema is just so aggressively sarcastic about the current state of hollywood

    • @johnrogstad1278
      @johnrogstad1278 Рік тому +3

      Oh *that's* the joke.

    • @foehammer5047
      @foehammer5047 Місяць тому +2

      @@johnrogstad1278 Weirdly, there's more than one joke in this. See if you can spot a few more, gang!

  • @Chris-cq5pw
    @Chris-cq5pw Рік тому +27

    “Got a lot of heart and a lot of soul”

  • @user-fs1lc2cj5s
    @user-fs1lc2cj5s Рік тому +28

    “This was one of my favorite movies”

  • @wil6379
    @wil6379 Рік тому +32

    "I loved the first murphs a lot"

    • @GTAIVisbest
      @GTAIVisbest Місяць тому

      MURPH!! Don't let me leave!

  • @lolusuck386
    @lolusuck386 Рік тому +86

    That delivery rivals early Half in the Bag lmao

    • @Juel92
      @Juel92 Рік тому +8

      Imagine Tim and Gregg on either Half in the Bag or BotW in character. Not sure if it would work but I definitely would love to see them try.

    • @Able406
      @Able406 Рік тому +10

      @@Juel92 Tim was in an episode of Half in the Bag

    • @Juel92
      @Juel92 Рік тому +4

      @@Able406 Had no idea lol. Checking it out now.

    • @Able406
      @Able406 Рік тому +6

      @@Juel92 it was the Step Up Revolution episode

    • @GeorgeL909
      @GeorgeL909 Рік тому +3

      ​​@@Juel92 the most shocking part of that episode is that Tim is actually a pretty tall dude. He just doesn't seem so most of the time because Eric is so much taller.

  • @emeraldcelestial1058
    @emeraldcelestial1058 Рік тому +35

    1:03 Gregg almost breaks himself

  • @RataStuey
    @RataStuey Рік тому +16

    0:24 “Murfs”

  • @Iunio92
    @Iunio92 Місяць тому +3

    Fuck
    I always forget how hard Gregg comes in with the earnest "I thought it was interesting to see some of the loose ends from the first movie tied up" after Tim's magic ramble
    This video is absolutely top shelf

  • @hibryd7481
    @hibryd7481 Рік тому +53

    "I love the color blue and the whole blue thing" made me crack up.
    On some really reductive level, I think that's basically James Cameron's motive for spending 15 years and half a billion dollars making the Avatar movies.

    • @thenightbladefeeds
      @thenightbladefeeds Рік тому

      Nothing reductive about it, that's genuinely the type of shit James Cameron says to himself!

    • @SuzakuX
      @SuzakuX Рік тому

      Fun fact, blue is actually the easiest "alien" skin color to make look correct, because it's the inverse of human flesh tones and you can get a similar range of colors, and it's also complimentary when paired with humans. Greens and reds are harder to make look real.

  • @351cleavland
    @351cleavland Рік тому +17

    I've been working on some Smurf fan fiction. I felt the movies left the viewers unchallenged.
    In my version, I wanted it to be more like how The Empire Strikes Back ended; on a cliffhanger. So mine wraps up with Jokey Smurf loosing an arm and Gargamel had Smurfette in a slave costume while he encased Papa smurf in carbonite.

  • @DJSamsonofficial
    @DJSamsonofficial Рік тому +28

    this is one of the few movies that isnt a five bagger despite Tim liking it

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted Рік тому +14

    The Siskel and Ebert of our generation

  • @flo-calfishing8274
    @flo-calfishing8274 Рік тому +19

    I’ve watched this probably 50-60 times now. Ive even used the “tie in the loose ends” term at work to my managers and then walk away, trying not to laugh like Tim

  • @CL-vx9dr
    @CL-vx9dr Рік тому +42

    TIM: "And uh, the Smurfs team up with their human friends to rescue Smurfette who has been kidnapped my Gargamel since she knows a secret spell that can turn his newest invention - creatures called Naughties - into real Smurfs. So very, very complicated st-(burp) story for Smurfs to get involved with in this episode of Smurfs. Uh, this was one of my favorite movies, uh I loved the first Murfs a lot. I loved the whole blue thing, where everything says, everything is about blue and the color blue and the way they say 'Smurfs is this' and 'Smurfs is that'. Um, I loved it and um, I think they're gonna probably keep making these Smurfs movies 'cause they're very fun and very funny and got a lotta heart and a lot of soul. My review of it is 4 bags of popcorn."
    GREGG: "Yeah, I thought it was interesting to see some of the loose ends from the first movie tied up and uh, it was a great movie, um. If you grew up watching the Smurfs, as I think we all did, uh, it's kind of neat to see it expanded into a movie length feature and especially repeated the following year, and I hope this is one of those franchises like Star Trek that we see, uh, become a regular, uh, presence on our screens."
    TIM: "What abou-"

  • @bencheshire
    @bencheshire Місяць тому +1

    Also Gregg gave a microsmile at his own concept of Smurfs becoming a Star Trek like franchise

  • @MrVisde
    @MrVisde Рік тому +7

    I thought they learned to walk in the first movie so they could RUN in the second. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

  • @Dudewhostartsargumentsandloses

    I love how dry this is. They take it so seriously. It's fucking hilarious.

  • @decgar07
    @decgar07 Рік тому +9

    The casual unedited burp at the beginning is a mood

  • @KevCraven
    @KevCraven Рік тому +19

    No one mentioning the little burp at 0:16

  • @zones6089
    @zones6089 4 дні тому

    00:20 tim's pitch perfect siskel and ebert shift in his chair to face gregg, which he NEVER does again in the whole series, is fucking hilarious

  • @iqless7313
    @iqless7313 26 днів тому +1

    I loved the first murphs a lot

  • @djgiga2
    @djgiga2 3 місяці тому +1

    Yea after he said tie up the loose ends Tim is fighting a smile lol

  • @spideralexandre2099
    @spideralexandre2099 Рік тому +42

    Wow, Mike and Jay really let themselves go.

    • @windelingswindle6452
      @windelingswindle6452 Рік тому +4

      Bizzaro world Mike and Jay

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 Рік тому +1

      But that's just half true.
      You could almost say that if truth were a bag, that that'd be half way in it
      Why do I speak

    • @ralphyetmore
      @ralphyetmore Рік тому +1

      Or finally got their act together.

  • @jacktriesto
    @jacktriesto Рік тому +4

    I wonder how much they would try to surprise each other with their comments in these earlier reviews

  • @menikmati789
    @menikmati789 Рік тому +12

    I guess you could say it’s a Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf world

    • @ben-hah-meen
      @ben-hah-meen Рік тому

      50 G's I tell ya! Buried under a big Smurf!

  • @BlinksAwakening
    @BlinksAwakening Рік тому +15

    Haha 'loose ends'

  • @bencordell1965
    @bencordell1965 Рік тому +3

    Tim actually watched this one

  • @cucamongaduke3600
    @cucamongaduke3600 Рік тому +1

    This was smurfin smurftastic

  • @moonverine
    @moonverine Рік тому +5

    Only 4 bags?????

  • @johnnybravo5726
    @johnnybravo5726 Рік тому +2

    i liked it when he said murfs

  • @luciferjones8103
    @luciferjones8103 Рік тому +1

    I Saw A Dang Stranger: 20 bags of propcorn

  • @killout18
    @killout18 Рік тому +3

    Thanks Gregg

  • @TheGamerThing
    @TheGamerThing Рік тому +6

    UA-cam recommended this but i dont know what it is at all or who these are

  • @caramel7149
    @caramel7149 Рік тому +5

    Tim is so used to surreal f'd up stuff, that the moment Gregg just tries to sound normal and boring, Tim almost laughs.

  • @wederdooper
    @wederdooper 4 місяці тому

    Star Trek 2: The Voyage Home

  • @JoshAronoff
    @JoshAronoff Рік тому +1

    Is that Tim's real hair?

  • @salamander0haze
    @salamander0haze 7 місяців тому

    chairs are facing away from the stage.

  • @bmorebob6624
    @bmorebob6624 Рік тому +1

    0:49

  • @mpireoutdoors5274
    @mpireoutdoors5274 10 місяців тому

    The on cinema show is about Greg tbh

  • @pooder53
    @pooder53 Рік тому +114

    Lol I like how tim only breaks character when someone says something that isn't even remotely funny

    • @excaliburhead
      @excaliburhead Рік тому +32

      Or is very funny but dry

    • @pooder53
      @pooder53 Рік тому +1

      @@excaliburhead uhh no.

    • @ericp.8887
      @ericp.8887 Рік тому +47

      I think the "loose ends" comment made it seem like Greg was taking the movie way too seriously even though it's just a kids film and that's why Tim thought it was funny... if that makes sense.

    • @AHealthySnack
      @AHealthySnack Рік тому +8

      Sounds like your sense of humor is just different than Tim's

    • @princegobi5992
      @princegobi5992 Рік тому +7

      It was very funny

  • @loppy6481
    @loppy6481 5 місяців тому

    very complicated *burp*

  • @jeremybittle5702
    @jeremybittle5702 10 місяців тому

    Well yeah dummies cause tim was making gregg almost laughies the whole
    time before

  • @Coby_Got
    @Coby_Got Рік тому +1

    😂

  • @hypno5690
    @hypno5690 Рік тому +6

    When you get so ironic that you're literally not even attempting to be funny or make jokes.

  • @bkbj8282
    @bkbj8282 Рік тому

    if you don't have a video worth posting, you don't actually have to post it

    • @jack_rabbit
      @jack_rabbit Рік тому +11

      if you don't have a comment worth posting, you don't actually have to post it

    • @itsrainingmelons6202
      @itsrainingmelons6202 Рік тому

      Wow Smurf racist, get out of heree

  • @FiveDORRA
    @FiveDORRA 3 місяці тому

    Looks like Gregg was also about to laugh