Them: “when I was younger, my babysitter was a vampire” Me: “SHES THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!!!” Update: HOLY SHIT- HOW DID I GET THIS MANY LIKES??!!?? Thank you guys for finding my bad joke, funny😂😂💀💀
Me: Doing homework Parker: *uploads* Me: WhAt ArE gRaDeS??? I've been feeling very stressed recently, and your videos have helped calm down. So thank you Parker!
Why do I feel like the boyfriend is a vampire, I mean he sounded so confident like he knew a lot about the topic. I think it would be a good continuation.
Coming up on Strange yet Understandable Addictions: Hi, my name is Mira I'm a classified idiot And I'm addicted to watching Parker Mae Audio's It all started when I accidentally clicked on a video of Parker and my soul has been sold ever since.
i may be late but this just stopped me from crying over school, thank you very much for posting. These audios make me feel really safe and i'm glad i found you
The only thing that could make this audio better would be the subtle hint of the sound of a heartbeat (the heart rate fluctuating with the speaker's emotions) in the background, because of the sensitivity of the vampire listener's hearing.
When he said that he trusted me to feed on him it hit deep for me. I have actually no idea why but a lot of people don’t trust me. I have so many stories of being called untrustworthy and I’ve heard the phrase “oh I/we can’t tell you, you would tell everyone” and it’s hurts me. So it just made me feel so good when he said he trusted me and I almost started to tear up that’s how deep it hit
No one: Literally no one: Me: Guess what, imma girl and I might have just dominated todoroki... No one: Me: *sips water very slowly* ahem* pffftttttt yall simps could never.
When he said pumpkin pie I was like, dang he gets to make pumpkin pie all I get to do is put frozen pizza in the microwave, and I want to make gingerbread cookies as well. My life is sad TvT.
This actually made me less conscious about my fangs like teeth😂I don't know which I like more if I like being bitten or the one biting, I do like the color red and any drink that's color red reminds me of it, especially when I drink wine, I also like pressing my left sharp fang like tooth to my tongue or finger😂ik I'm a weirdo , tho I like the thought of being bitten too😂
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I'm just a simple girl. I see Todoroki, I click
well now i’m going to delete my comment cuz i said the same thing-
Same girl I saw the thumb nail I just clicked
HE IS MY MASTERPIECE 🔥👁️👄👁️💢🔪🔥
@@The.Astaroth calm down he ain't a painting
she said ✨i was girl in the village doing all right ✨
“You’re a vampire”
My,my,my
How the tables turn
How the turntables-
i was deadass bouta use that joke-
;~;
@@reid.mattypattymcrailmedad9148 excuse me you have the greatest username of ALL TIME and your profile pic is GAMZEE. Lemme have this one thing ;)
How the turns have tabled
「Mowy」 wait thats really smart-
FINNALLY WE GET TO BE THE VAMPIRE!!!!!!
This was so fun
IKR! I FINALLY found one!
I finally found the love of my life and it is SHOTO TODOROKI!!!!!😭😭🥰🥰🥰
YESSSSS
YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
“take as much as you need from me.”
PAUSE MY DUDE
.
;.;
⏸️
He gon turn into deflated all might I-
LMOAOOAOAOAOKSKSSKSKSKSKOSO
I suddenly love being called ✨Darling✨
Your voice is seriously the best🥺
Same
I see you have not heard the forbidden "baby"by yagami yato from shoto todoroki
@@devilemielia2550 i know right!!
I always have loved it haha😚
😮😮😮
I am ✨ SPEED ✨
Well you are a vampire, so~
Σ(ಠ_ಠ)
I am late🤣
@@IzukuMidoriya-bz6cq why are u ✨here✨
Anime luv who says I can’t be
Did you literally pull out "My babysitter was a vampire?" Parker istg
"When I was a kid, my babysitter was a vampire "
*SHE'S THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!!!*
NICE BUT NAUGHTY AND A HEART THATS PURE
@@VampirexEva SHE'S THE GIRL NEXT DOOOOR~!!!!
@@BirdsOverRivers jUsT fOr MeEEeEeEee~
(sorry I just had to do that lol)
Bruh Why didn't I think of that-
This was smoothhhhhhhhhh
Them: “when I was younger, my babysitter was a vampire”
Me: “SHES THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!!!”
Update: HOLY SHIT- HOW DID I GET THIS MANY LIKES??!!?? Thank you guys for finding my bad joke, funny😂😂💀💀
OMG YES I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
TheSammy 2008 LMAO
Lol-
NICE BUT NAUGHTY A HEART THAT'S PUREEEE
me lol SHES THE GIRL NEXT DOOOOR
Me: Doing homework
Parker: *uploads*
Me: WhAt ArE gRaDeS???
I've been feeling very stressed recently, and your videos have helped calm down. So thank you Parker!
What is life?!
What is school
@@izukumidorya126 yeah what. Is school
@@sir_fanta2363 idk
@@izukumidorya126 this is what it is: TORCHER
I am simple woman. I see Parker Mae, I press, and I simp.
Lev?
@@shariploof1493 Jyess?
Simping isnt as bad as most people think
Tehe 🙃🤭
Lev Haiba I thought you were with Yaku
@@harvest-wolf7232 SHHH, let's keep this between you and me
I WAS SHOWING MY MOM A CAT VIDEO AND THIS NOTIFICATION POPPED UP AND I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED IT AHAHAHSHSJA💀💀💀💀
OH NO U GUD?
OH SHIT THEY DED
Bro Rest In Peace soldier 🕊
F
poor soul lmao
I never realized how much I needed this I don’t care if I failed no simp September I’m in simp September
Technically its October so your chill
"my babysitter was a vampire."
Me:Wait a damn minute ...
Stars thinking of the Disney show My babysitteras a vampire.
Bruh that theme song slapped though 😌
"My babysitter was a vampire..."
Hol up-
“She’s that girl next doooorr! Nice but naughty! A heart that’s pure she’s the girl next dooorrr!”
him: hm? whyd u stop?
me: ur enjoying this too much-
My dom ass think there’s no such thing
Tep
Yep
“This doesn’t feel to bad”
Me: *gets nervouse and accidentally bites harder*
😂
Todo: My babysitter was a vampire.
Me: **thinks of the show "My Babysitter A Vampire"**
I thought I was crazy nobody but me remembers that
SHE'S THE GIRL NEXT DOOR, NICE BUT NAUGHTY A HEART THAT'S PURE
Stopp the end of that show made me cry-
@@tobias4337 SHES THE GIRL NEXT DOOOOORR
JUST FOR MEEEEEEE
SHOTO THE VAMPIRE oh wait I I thought u was the vampire not me 🤦♀️💀
Let’s just hope my baby Midoriya, does not see this.
sameeeee
I can listen to Parkers voice everyday😸✌🏻
Why do I feel like the boyfriend is a vampire, I mean he sounded so confident like he knew a lot about the topic. I think it would be a good continuation.
WAIT CUT THE CAMERAS I EARLY YESSS🤩
Coming up on Strange yet Understandable Addictions:
Hi, my name is Mira
I'm a classified idiot
And I'm addicted to watching Parker Mae Audio's
It all started when I accidentally clicked on a video of Parker and my soul has been sold ever since.
Me too
Ditto
Lol. Same
Same here
Hahaha saaammmeeeee
Excuse me, Parker, I was on a very professional work call and made the moST UNDIGNIFIED NOISE-
💀💀💀😂
*This, this is why I love not going to my zoom meetings*
i may be late but this just stopped me from crying over school, thank you very much for posting. These audios make me feel really safe and i'm glad i found you
“My cute little blood sucker”
Me: AHHHHhh mARRy Me
SQUEALING
Ah yes, sorting through beads while being a vampire, so fun, so soothing
MATH CLASS CAN WAIT FOR ME LATER
In Love with her voice ;-; it's like a drug to meh.
Nightmare?Wait.Why are you here? 0_0
@@scarlet_dreams Holly cow I been discovered
Her, Parker is trans
@@star_sheeps I'm sorry I didn't know :')
"Told me how much I meant to you."
me: Y/N! what did you do to the precious cinnamon boi?! he's too nice to be yelled at!
I am in the middle of a test....did I stop what I was doing for this?......yes
.
Yes I did 😌
@Huntress. Night Surprisingly yes
Him: why are you so distant with me?
Me: I'm in love with another
He: who is this men!?
Me:he
He:...
Me:is
He:...
Me:you uwu
Just so you know she uses she/her pronouns, not to be mean or anything.
MARRY ME REBECCA 🙇♀️🙇♀️🤌🏽
@@Jasmine-ch7bq Rebecca:no 😉
"Im gonna leave"
I almost cried like that hit me hard
"ah hey darlin"
Xjidwicqkds *YES!! GOOD AMAZING!!*
Yooooo best birthday gift ever uwu 💜
Happy birthday!!!!
@@ParkerMaeAudio thank you so much ♡
Happy birthday ❤
@@miyahwash9867 thank you! ♡
@@natalial7925 you're welcome ❤
"As a kid my babysitter was a vampire"
I see what you did there
The only thing that could make this audio better would be the subtle hint of the sound of a heartbeat (the heart rate fluctuating with the speaker's emotions) in the background, because of the sensitivity of the vampire listener's hearing.
Me: *saw Shouto Todoroki*
My hand: *click faster*
Him: "you've been feeding off of animals in the woods"
Me: "thinks of edward and bella from twilight"
HAHAHAHAHA
The fact my friend and i are in school listening to this together and there's assignment due in an hr🤭
Girls got their priorities 😏😳💜
That's incredible - none of my friends even know I'm into this stuff lmao u lucky af
@@kidneyfunctionisnotarightitsap dude same
Like apparently I'm the innocent one in the group 🤡
If only they knew
@@kidneyfunctionisnotarightitsap i am indeeddd 😂😂 the fact we both thought we were innocent til we decided to share our asmr videos....😭😭
Lmaooo
I stopped watching tiktok for this ✨WORTH IT✨
Todoroki ”sleep well my little bat”
Me “I’m literally a vampire....I don’t sleep bro”
I'm a simple gurl:I see parker and todoroki
I clicked,and I simp
"Just go for it..."
Wait lemme get a chair to stand on.
The queen is feeding us lavish food. We love her
When he said that he trusted me to feed on him it hit deep for me. I have actually no idea why but a lot of people don’t trust me. I have so many stories of being called untrustworthy and I’ve heard the phrase “oh I/we can’t tell you, you would tell everyone” and it’s hurts me. So it just made me feel so good when he said he trusted me and I almost started to tear up that’s how deep it hit
“When I was younger, my babysitter was a vampire”
Me: “She’s the girl next door, nice but naughty, and a heart that’s pure!!”
I've always been trying to find reverse vampire audios and I'm so glad that Parker has done one♥️♥️
in class rn but gotta listen to this first 😍
"You're a vampire? Um... ok?? Is that it???"
IS THAT IT???????????
You've got me cackling
Vampire: “My baby sitters a vampire”
Me: Stuck in my head now, now I’m finna watch it again 😅 even though it’s so cringe
I never thought I'd get addicted to this🤯 what a stress reliever i-
Nobody!? 😳
WHAT DOES THE BAT SAY!? 🦇
Moo.
@@brooke4085 excuse me what 👁👄👁😭😂
@@brooke4085 Omfg Lol 😂🤣
@@brooke4085 oh my god😹
Idk
I'm too dumb to know what sound a bat makes
I'm early! :3 Yay! ^^ Amazing as always parker! :D
The ✨ you silly bat ✨ got me oh my the v o i c e
I checked my phone like a minute ago and I never came here so fast in my life 😂
OMG i love that we are the vampire!!! This is some good stuff!!
“When someone posts it takes me forever to realize they posted”
weebs:poor child Hehe
What flavor doritos
@@Rose-su1oz nice question Izuku
Parkers voice is so adorable
Whoever drew todoroki in this style, thank you.
“Honestly there’s something almost romantic about it”
Me: Alright twilight. You do you boo I ain’t gonna judge
Perfect timing ✨💖
Finally we get to be the vampire feeding on him!!
Thank you 😊 Parker just what I needed!!
oh how the turn tables
AND HIS FAVORITE HOLIDAYS HALLOWEEN??? IM IN HEAVEN I CANT
Me: YOU CANT JUST MAGICALLY MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
Parker: **uploads**
Me: HAMUN KISS?? UUoOooIuUuuUuU
That was so adorable, love it 🥰
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Guess what, imma girl and I might have just dominated todoroki...
No one:
Me: *sips water very slowly* ahem* pffftttttt yall simps could never.
I’m only an hour, but I made it.
Great vid as always😁
"as a kid my babysitter happened to be one" WAS THAT A MY BABYSITTERS A VAMPIRE REFERENCE
my life is simple, i see any MHA characters, i yell and click
When he said pumpkin pie I was like, dang he gets to make pumpkin pie all I get to do is put frozen pizza in the microwave, and I want to make gingerbread cookies as well. My life is sad TvT.
Him: when I was younger, my babysitter was a vampire
Me: *brings knife* "WHERE IS SHE"!!!!
What?!?!
Do u hate vampires or something???
@@beth7521 maybe?
Sir- I’m supposed to be focused on my essay due
Such a sweet bf if only he was real😔
Great job Parker I loved it💕
"take as much as you need from me"
✨K I N K Y Y Y Y✨
I see todoroki I click 🥺😁
Hello younger me. How is our abusive dad?☺️
@@brina6324
I don't wanna live with him
Young Shoto Todoroki Trust me I didn’t either but you will meet a really nice guy named Midoriya, and have lots of friends in the future.
@@brina6324
Oooo that sounds way more fun
I know some of y'all thought they were vampires when they were younger, I thought I was a mermaid bro-
THATS SO FUCKING WHOLESOME
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
I thought I was a f-ing Demon.
WHY ARE YOU SO WHOLESOME?
I think the real question is : how did she became a vampire ? 😆
Best guess is we got turned at work or something
Vampire shoto- I hate y’all, y’all making me simp more🧑🦯
This girl is so sweet, I love her videos
Even by him just breathing I’ll just ✨m e l t✨
YESSSSSSS THANK YOU PARKERRRRRR OMGGGG UM OBSESSED WITH VAMPIRES THANK YOKUUU
Uwahhh!! I'm glad I'm still awake!! 😂😂
4:40 oml my heart- HOT AND CUTE AW 😭
CHILEKDKSK when she asked if we wanted to feed my whole body had a heartbeat 🤰
(Endeavor voice):SHOTOOOOOO!!!
I love how the subtitles for the groan at 1:00 just say [Music].
It do be like that sometimes.
Am I the only one who knows ParkerMaeAudio is a TikTok tag? 😊
wait WHAT?
This actually made me less conscious about my fangs like teeth😂I don't know which I like more if I like being bitten or the one biting, I do like the color red and any drink that's color red reminds me of it, especially when I drink wine, I also like pressing my left sharp fang like tooth to my tongue or finger😂ik I'm a weirdo , tho I like the thought of being bitten too😂
Me: * a baker who loves to make cakes for everyone*
“..I made you a Punpkin pie...-“
Me: “YOU DARE USE MY OWN SPELLS AGAINST ME, POTTER?!”
"My little bloodsucker"
I actually hid my face in my pillow
Ah, what a good day to listen to Parker Mae's asmr✨
This dude just said my babysitter was a vampire 🤣🤣 omg I love that reference so much
Him: talking
Me: shhhhh....
Lemme bite you ✨💃
Alright, I was just reading Vampirets, (good books, read them). You have incredible timeing.
😋Yes that glove bite 😍 so tempting and sweet
When shoto is ur husband
T_T
T-T
I am? I’m also Midoriya’s future fiancé.
@@brina6324 are you cheating on me ?😭
@@kurootetsurou3927 No its not cheating its just everyone says im there husband so I guess im in lots of relashionships?