People Share The Time They Broke The Universe With The One In A Million Chance Outcome (r/AskReddit)

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  • @mug9785
    @mug9785 5 років тому +3025

    "Where is the Spanish Staircase located?"
    Me trying to be funny, "Italy, duuh." Apparently I was right.

    • @hannlol
      @hannlol 4 роки тому +68

      Spanish steps?

    • @Forlfir
      @Forlfir 4 роки тому +74

      @@hannlol yeah, in Rome

    • @Cynx210
      @Cynx210 4 роки тому +26

      Damn that was hilarious

    • @Cynx210
      @Cynx210 4 роки тому +7

      Leopoldo Ferrari its not rome lol thats a different country its roma

    • @wopiu8299
      @wopiu8299 4 роки тому +23

      Seagullian wut🤨 the Spanish Steps are in Rome

  • @ultima99xib
    @ultima99xib 5 років тому +4578

    When that guy who he keeps running into is actually his dad but he doesn't know how to break it to his kid

    • @masonwhite3728
      @masonwhite3728 5 років тому +57

      I’m the 100th like on this comment and the 1000th on the one above

    • @ultima99xib
      @ultima99xib 5 років тому +22

      @@masonwhite3728 thank you this is the most likes I've ever had I appreciate it !!!

    • @lettucearsebiscuits8375
      @lettucearsebiscuits8375 5 років тому +112

      Its probably their FBI agent

    • @spybob_7856
      @spybob_7856 5 років тому +133

      Maybe he's a time traveler that wants to save him from somebody that wants to asasinate him

    • @vixenkitty7942
      @vixenkitty7942 5 років тому +18

      The easiest way is to whip out that milk from 10 years ago

  • @rsodrealm
    @rsodrealm 4 роки тому +1051

    Honestly the meter at the first story: "Task failed successfully."

    • @xanthos9641
      @xanthos9641 4 роки тому +10

      lmao

    • @Franktanker0
      @Franktanker0 4 роки тому +24

      He rolled a nat 20 deception check

    • @Legenducky
      @Legenducky 3 роки тому +8

      Wow finally a context for this sentence that works lmao

    • @__-ic7si
      @__-ic7si 3 роки тому +2

      @@Legenducky Meter failed successfully?

    • @thepootatoo3681
      @thepootatoo3681 3 роки тому +1

      >and and if I I can 9 the time

  • @SwagMlgProPro
    @SwagMlgProPro 5 років тому +2204

    The story of seeing the same stranger over and over , sounds like a stalker

    • @nealvandenberg6946
      @nealvandenberg6946 4 роки тому +24

      Amiri Lorenzo half life lol

    • @Azrazel_qwp
      @Azrazel_qwp 4 роки тому +135

      It's like these movie stories where the parents are spies and they gave you away when you were a kid but now someone from their old life has found you and watches over you. Just creepy

    • @creatureofhabit7049
      @creatureofhabit7049 4 роки тому +45

      Sounds like schizophrenia to me

    • @ghostofchernobyl6732
      @ghostofchernobyl6732 4 роки тому +7

      Aditya Singh probably just fake

    • @dannynelson5236
      @dannynelson5236 4 роки тому +5

      ikr i was making sure i wasn’t the only one who was thinking that

  • @queenoftherodeo6570
    @queenoftherodeo6570 5 років тому +1924

    one time during lunch i said “there’s going to be a fire drill in 3... 2... 1... now!” and it went off. they never have fire drills during lunch and some kid pulled the alarm. i have never been in such disbelief.

    • @ightningsp00kyStrike
      @ightningsp00kyStrike 5 років тому +73

      wait this happened to me in class once too. i said “how funny would it be if the fire alarm went off?” and just after i said it, it did. a really cool coincidence lol

    • @anywaysso2108
      @anywaysso2108 5 років тому +18

      CalebDZN law of attractiong at its finest

    • @paroxysm_brian7817
      @paroxysm_brian7817 5 років тому +20

      That's kind of similar to a situation my entire class witness. Some girl randomly hours before said, "I feel like the fire alarm's gonna go off today". Hours later it went off and we all lost our minds how she predicted that.

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 5 років тому +11

      same here, we actually can sense stuff like that some how its some type of unexplained phenomena.

    • @Cooltodd
      @Cooltodd 5 років тому +9

      @@paroxysm_brian7817 Plot twist. She pulled the alarm.

  • @pohartur5423
    @pohartur5423 4 роки тому +455

    The guy who ran into the unnamed man don't worry, he's just your FBI agent

    • @xanthos9641
      @xanthos9641 4 роки тому +20

      and that look of disbelief he gives the OP is disbelief that OP noticed him

    • @2dollab178
      @2dollab178 3 роки тому +3

      For real! There’s got to be more to this story… I’ve had some random run-ins before… but nothing close to that madness!

    • @maxr2087
      @maxr2087 3 роки тому +4

      @@2dollab178 says it was 7 years ago, wonder if there have been any more meetings since

    • @vincentfox4929
      @vincentfox4929 3 роки тому +4

      Nah just his schizophrenia

    • @2dollab178
      @2dollab178 3 роки тому +1

      @@vincentfox4929 🤯oh my god, blew my Beautiful Mind!

  • @amyh4496
    @amyh4496 5 років тому +584

    I was 21 and had never broken a single bone in my body. I was talking to my friend about it, saying I'd like to break one to see what it's like.
    That night, I broke my toe.

    • @fireflyserenity31
      @fireflyserenity31 5 років тому +133

      "I'd like to have a trillion dollars, just to see what it's like."

    • @shivanibhirangi7420
      @shivanibhirangi7420 5 років тому +52

      I want to have a decent mental health and get admitted into a good college I wonder how that would feel like

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 5 років тому +7

      precognition

    • @SolidoNaso.
      @SolidoNaso. 5 років тому +8

      @@fireflyserenity31 You get the money and lose it after 5 minutes of having it.

    • @BvLee
      @BvLee 5 років тому +14

      @@SolidoNaso. so we get 5 minutes to blow through a trillion dollars? Game on

  • @leonardovillasenor2418
    @leonardovillasenor2418 5 років тому +5873

    I had to marry him. Because clearly he was some sort of wizard
    (Guy almost blew his cover)

    • @Hefesto--sf6mj
      @Hefesto--sf6mj 5 років тому +153

      The boi would had to lie with the truth so she wouldn't believe him

    • @ShaheerS2
      @ShaheerS2 5 років тому +174

      Bruh, he shot a celestial star out of space. Guy's high level stuff

    • @filiposvald1861
      @filiposvald1861 5 років тому +49

      there is an app that shows you when and where debris enters the atmosphere on seconds precisely. easy wishes

    • @randomnem922
      @randomnem922 5 років тому +4

      Guy's 30...

    • @ShamgodJD
      @ShamgodJD 5 років тому +8

      I read this while they were saying it on the video

  • @theperfectspecimen2697
    @theperfectspecimen2697 4 роки тому +356

    I was playing Assassin's Creed (I don't remember which one) and I sent my minion to do a mission in which he had a 1% chance to finish. I stopped playing the game after that for a while and when I got back on, I was super confused on why one was max level. After making my brain think I figured it out and was extremely proud

    • @animarblemarblerace9232
      @animarblemarblerace9232 4 роки тому +37

      Give that minion a promotion!!

    • @lonely_ghost9857
      @lonely_ghost9857 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe its A.C Brotherhood by the sounds of it. I could be wrong but idk

    • @sickcatboy7745
      @sickcatboy7745 3 роки тому +6

      @@lonely_ghost9857 either Brotherhood or Revelations.

    • @imokay3193
      @imokay3193 3 роки тому +2

      Brotherhood or revelation

    • @imokay3193
      @imokay3193 3 роки тому +1

      @@lonely_ghost9857 you're right

  • @elliottyancey804
    @elliottyancey804 5 років тому +676

    My science teacher always tells this story about this guy. So the guy had never broken a bone in his life. He was talking about it to my science teacher and put his hand in his pocket while talking about it. His thumb got caught on something and snapped it

    • @tianaewing2532
      @tianaewing2532 4 роки тому +68

      This reminds me of something similar that happened to me once!
      4 years ago I ws seeing lots of memes about spoon spraying water everywhere when you wash the dishes. I had personally never experienced this, and was explaining it to a friend while we were walking up to the kitchen to wash dishes. Not paying attention, I turned on the tap as she told me she found that really hard to believe. Before I could respond, I was promptly sprayed with water from the spoon.
      Fun times.

    • @awesomeocmaker1901
      @awesomeocmaker1901 4 роки тому +11

      Dang to both of your stories. I can't believe that happened

    • @rideorhitchhike3347
      @rideorhitchhike3347 4 роки тому +25

      @@tianaewing2532 Sounds like a Heisen-event. Something which never happens but as soon as you realize it never happened it starts happening.

    • @Asteri0519
      @Asteri0519 4 роки тому +10

      @@rideorhitchhike3347 Is that like when you see a teensy cut and suddenly you feel pain? Genuinely asking, never heard of it before

    • @erika89765
      @erika89765 4 роки тому +7

      I know in an online prompt from a friend in middle school (from a game called Miitomo if anyone remembers) I discovered a friend of mine had had surgery in the past. So I asked her in a comment, “Wow, what was it like?”
      That same day, later on, I ended up breaking my arm on the monkey bars at school and heading into the hospital. I got surgery.

  • @redev3098
    @redev3098 5 років тому +16995

    I said I can crash a Minecraft server once as a joke, then people said to do it, and seconds after I said “ok” it crashed, like 100 people reported me.

    • @radonbox6569
      @radonbox6569 5 років тому +4007

      I bet someone who actually had the ability to crash it was watching your convo and crashed it when you said that just for fun

    • @fuckingallthesehoes3295
      @fuckingallthesehoes3295 5 років тому +1054

      Redev lmfao your fucking luck 😂

    • @xenithmusic3029
      @xenithmusic3029 5 років тому +370

      Redev oh god.

    • @zalifor
      @zalifor 5 років тому +419

      were u banned lol

    • @mistrex
      @mistrex 5 років тому +328

      OP *were you banned?*

  • @idiotsandwich115
    @idiotsandwich115 4 роки тому +291

    One of the most crazy things just happened : I was sitting on the couch, and my mum wanted to sleep (It's already midnight) and she said "Sandra, why don't you go outside (in our garden)? It's full-moon and I bet it looks cool."And I was super exhausted and kinda feeling depressed today, so I answered" mhmpf. Yes, maybe it's a good idea. Maybe it motivates me" So I went outside, and as I stepped outside, I looked into the sky and saw a shooting star. Best feeling ever. It was almost like it was meant to happen.

    • @Stars.Are.Cool.1111
      @Stars.Are.Cool.1111 3 роки тому +8

      That's epic

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 3 роки тому +5

      Made In Heaven
      it was all meant to be

    • @yeet3385
      @yeet3385 3 роки тому +2

      Aww this made me smile :)

    • @charityledger5316
      @charityledger5316 3 роки тому +6

      imagine if it was the guy who summoned a shooting star for her girl

    • @yeet3385
      @yeet3385 3 роки тому +2

      @@charityledger5316 How romantic haha

  • @JerkWarlord
    @JerkWarlord 5 років тому +2031

    I guessed a stranger's name once. I was with a few other friends, and for some reason I thought it'd be funny to walk up to a stranger and pretend we knew each other, to see how long it'd take them to catch up. I didn't think too much about it though, so when I went to do it I just walked up to a random dude and blurted out, "Hey Mike! How've you been?!" What I had managed to do actually went over my head for a moment because the guy replied in kind, "Hey man! I've been well actually, thanks for asking. I recently got a new job and it's going great. Hey... remind me how we know each other again?" That's when I told him, "We don't, I'm just messing with you," and it finally dawned on me that I'd correctly guessed this poor random stranger's name because he replied with, "So how'd you know my name is Mike?!?"
    My friends and I all LOST IT, stumbling away wheezing with laughter. I'll never forget the pure, unadulterated, incredulity on Mike's face.

    • @attiegrey
      @attiegrey 5 років тому +110

      Please tell me you guys stayed friends

    • @JerkWarlord
      @JerkWarlord 5 років тому +161

      @@attiegrey Nope, never saw him again. Not even entirely sure I'd recognize him if I saw him again. Feel bad for that dude, he must've spent like a month looking over his shoulder thinking he was being watched, lol.
      He looked some 10 years my senior though, at least, and I was maybe 17 or 18. I don't think we would've made very good friends 😅

    • @sch4y602
      @sch4y602 5 років тому +62

      I was walking past a group of teenagers to get to my friends. I could hear them talking about speaking to random strangers. Right when I passed them a guy randomly yells a name. Out of reflex I turned my head to see who called me, we both stared at each other surprised. He had actually guessed my name

    • @JerkWarlord
      @JerkWarlord 5 років тому +37

      @@sch4y602 It's not Mike, is it? 😛

    • @blue__lama
      @blue__lama 5 років тому +8

      If 5 people no longer liked this comment you wound have 420 likes
      Edit: its now 29
      Edit2: now he needs 20 likes to get 690 likes

  • @Lolgeg
    @Lolgeg 4 роки тому +563

    a few days ago my friend was shuffling cards, and I told him to stop. I say “I’m getting the 4 of diamonds” and then I grab a random card. It’s the 4 of diamonds. Nobody believed me

    • @the_ffca_me
      @the_ffca_me 4 роки тому +24

      Wow! I would believe you. I've had miracles happen to me randomly, and my friends and own family couldn't believe it. xD

    • @monirhasan3248
      @monirhasan3248 4 роки тому +15

      The chances of that happening is 1 in 52
      He is lucky

    • @cyanadofai
      @cyanadofai 4 роки тому

      "Nobody believed me"
      i dont believe you

    • @Lolgeg
      @Lolgeg 4 роки тому

      CyanInAMinor 😂, you play gd?

    • @cyanadofai
      @cyanadofai 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lolgeg well ye, what bout it

  • @mingofishygaming8684
    @mingofishygaming8684 4 роки тому +228

    I successfully guessed 11 baby genders in a row, family or non-related, and even said that someone was pregnant before they had even told their kid or husband.

  • @spriztrain
    @spriztrain 5 років тому +1716

    I was in music class not paying attention and then my teacher asked me a question and I just make a random noise and apparently that was right

    • @ninjade2457
      @ninjade2457 5 років тому +158

      HOW THE F LMAOOOO

    • @Choccoco
      @Choccoco 5 років тому +188

      I laughed really hard at this comment. I'm going to start making noises at my professors when they ask me a question and hope that it's right.

    • @aldor159
      @aldor159 5 років тому +147

      Profesor: "Correct! An F#, students."

    • @weesalikesmilktea4829
      @weesalikesmilktea4829 5 років тому +19

      @@aldor159 this is too underrated

    • @chris_redd2453
      @chris_redd2453 5 років тому +1

      Jonahs Arc

  • @datfacepriceless3442
    @datfacepriceless3442 5 років тому +1687

    In elementary school I made a paper airplane and was playing with it. The teacher told me get up a throw it away. I didn't listen, turned around to my friend who was next to the classroom door, and threw the airplane to him. The airplane swerved left, and flew into the trash bin. I didn't say anything and looked at the teacher. He had a slight stunned look for a moment, and then continued teaching. I kept a straight face, but was screaming internally with suprisement.

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 5 років тому +34

      I'm guessing the teachers had "datfacepriceless" (ba dum tss)
      Sorry

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 років тому +43

      I'm genuinely confused as to whether "surprisement" is a word or not. I feel 99% sure it's not, but also 50/50 on that I could be wrong

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 5 років тому +11

      @@frosty_teacup I just checked and it is in fact, a word

    • @WERTYUIO821
      @WERTYUIO821 5 років тому +27

      When your teacher can move things with his brain but dont want his studenta to realise

    • @ennead
      @ennead 5 років тому

      @@frosty_teacup No it's not :)

  • @mattgreer3936
    @mattgreer3936 4 роки тому +132

    A few months ago my mom and I were playing trivia and she asked me “what was the first country that allowed women to vote” and I had NO CLUE what it was so I randomly said “New Zealand” and she was just like “how did you know that?!?!”

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +3616

    The universe is like: Wait... That's illegal

    • @allforonetv7176
      @allforonetv7176 5 років тому +28

      "So my one in a million is that I was born came into existence- the choices made for this moment-"

    • @thaum3983
      @thaum3983 5 років тому +7

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access the chance of being born is 1 in 400 trillion for humans, that is more then winning the lottery 1500 times or getting struck by lightning 1000 times. Well for us sharks it is even smaller. For me and all of the other sharks the chance is 1 in 12 quadrillion since there are usually 3 of us in there and we fight. Last one alive is the newborn.

    • @backup-qg6nb
      @backup-qg6nb 5 років тому +1

      Hello again.

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 5 років тому +3

      Hey there guy, do you remember 8-9 yrs ago, in tuolumne county, Ca you scared the shit out of me? Classic Bigfoot.. Cant wait til i scare you back..

    • @williamtrepanier2988
      @williamtrepanier2988 5 років тому +5

      My one In a million story is I seen you comment on another video about 2 days ago

  • @firestorm8265
    @firestorm8265 5 років тому +496

    The chances of socks dissapearing in washing machines should be 1/10000, but its 100%

  • @Owliver0411
    @Owliver0411 4 роки тому +517

    Once in religion class the teacher said: "do you know how to say Sun in arab?"
    I said the most stereotypical random thing possible and he said: "yes that's correct"

    • @amikko2948
      @amikko2948 4 роки тому +20

      What did you say?

    • @Owliver0411
      @Owliver0411 4 роки тому +67

      @@amikko2948 I don't remember but I threw some "k", "h" and "s" in it ( I'm not 100% sure if he asked sun but it was something similar and it worked soo )

    • @count7340
      @count7340 4 роки тому +55

      I just google translated. 'Shams' is sun in Arabic.

    • @nutellafan770
      @nutellafan770 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah in Arabic it's شمس

    • @janrecina9878
      @janrecina9878 3 роки тому +40

      When i was about 7 i was learning english with my dad i kept saying that i know all the words, so my dad asked me how do i say the most random word that came into his mind: it was a vase (the thing you put flowers in) he was sure i had no chance of knowing how to say that as he knew i didn't learn it yet and i didn't, after a very long pause, i just spat out "vase", i didn't know the word and just connected some completely random letters together and got it right! He looked at me with eyes completely wide open and said "damn, i guess you do actually know all the words" he then left my room in shock

  • @ConnorLerb
    @ConnorLerb 4 роки тому +239

    Knew this girl in my school, Abby. One day I saw a girl just like her and said "Abby?" (It wasn't Abby(I knew that)) She took a good look at me and said "How do you know my name?"

  • @mun_e_makrpsn1328
    @mun_e_makrpsn1328 5 років тому +457

    One time I found the command “roulette” on twitch and I started spamming it until I lost because if you lost then you got banned from chat for a minute. I kept doing this and survived for 17 runs. Each time you have a 1/6 chance of living. So 17 times in a row I survived 1/6 chances. I did some probability checks and I remember it being 3 in 1,000,000

    • @ineonfox9245
      @ineonfox9245 5 років тому +70

      Nope, it's actually 1/16.9 trillion chance! If that's really true, that's absolutely fantastic lol

    • @mun_e_makrpsn1328
      @mun_e_makrpsn1328 5 років тому +38

      iNeon Fox Jesus Christ are you kidding me? Fuckin hell, I wonder if I can actually checking it by checking my chat logs from that streamer

    • @ineonfox9245
      @ineonfox9245 5 років тому +11

      @@mun_e_makrpsn1328 hmm, I think there are chat logs in Twitch, but I dunno how to get them if you're not working there

    • @mun_e_makrpsn1328
      @mun_e_makrpsn1328 5 років тому +8

      iNeon Fox I can ask the streamer to pull them up for me cuz moderaters and the streamer that I was watching at the time can see them

    • @ineonfox9245
      @ineonfox9245 5 років тому +3

      @@mun_e_makrpsn1328 yeah, maybe it will work lol

  • @chonkybaboon6472
    @chonkybaboon6472 4 роки тому +95

    It was math class. Knocked out before class even started (got there early). Friend woke me, gut feeling said the teacher called on me, said a bullshit number, got it correct and went back to sleep. Apparently a few students and the teacher were baffled, didnt know how to handle it and went back to teaching

    • @batsybuns5911
      @batsybuns5911 3 роки тому +5

      You’re a fvcking legend my guy

    • @avery7898
      @avery7898 3 роки тому

      I love this comment

  • @gtech3282
    @gtech3282 5 років тому +453

    I jokingly said “think of any card” then had my sister draw a random card, and I said “this is your card”. It was her card, I didn’t do it on purpose I just got lucky

    • @taylorhampaslupa1834
      @taylorhampaslupa1834 4 роки тому +26

      That ain't a 1/10000 that's 1/52

    • @Shiro-fz6yj
      @Shiro-fz6yj 4 роки тому +27

      @@taylorhampaslupa1834 still pretty dope

    • @ClosedDoor35
      @ClosedDoor35 4 роки тому +11

      I did a similar thing with my brother. I said "Pick a random card from the deck and don't forget it." and then he put it back, I shuffled the deck, and I pulled out a random card. I asked "Is this your card?" and it was. Although both of our stories were only a 1 in 52 chance (or 54 if the decks had jokers).

    • @lychee349
      @lychee349 4 роки тому

      I did that once. Twice actually.

    • @nukleeyo3895
      @nukleeyo3895 4 роки тому

      I have done this too.

  • @thecavemen5252
    @thecavemen5252 5 років тому +3409

    First Guy: I swear I tried to put change in, but the meter failed.
    Cop: Prove it
    Guy: Sure, lemme go grab some change I don't have any
    Cop: Seems legit to me

    • @sarah12232
      @sarah12232 5 років тому +307

      Cop might have thought he used it up

    • @hezitation4868
      @hezitation4868 5 років тому +18

      When a meter keep the change when it fails

    • @logansanders9307
      @logansanders9307 5 років тому

      @allec barr 😂

    • @leon_-_-
      @leon_-_- 5 років тому +3

      What a shit joke, what is the dude gonna just abandon his car over a 60 dollar ticket

    • @Craved
      @Craved 5 років тому +6

      @@leon_-_- the joke was the guy never even had change in the first place and the cop believed him.

  • @Peter-sr9xr
    @Peter-sr9xr 4 роки тому +1213

    When I was about 5 I was at a cafe my parent's friends owned. I was playing minesweeper on my dad's phone and I got a solve with one tap. That was a 1 in a 1.980.000 chance.

    • @Pyco_
      @Pyco_ 4 роки тому +5

      I had that happen as well.

    • @sarahmiddleton7205
      @sarahmiddleton7205 4 роки тому +24

      My five-year-old self is insanely jealous of you

    • @bananade5766
      @bananade5766 4 роки тому +3

      wtf how, ive played it thousands of time and best is more than 10

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 3 роки тому +8

      If only you were recording for a speedrun 😂

    • @usurpererenyeager649
      @usurpererenyeager649 3 роки тому

      Roll my gacha for me boi

  • @tomwebb3016
    @tomwebb3016 5 років тому +1458

    Back when I was 9 or 10 I ran into my friend from school and his family in Disney world florida. Neither of us knew the other was going.
    We live in the UK

    • @eduardgi7780
      @eduardgi7780 5 років тому +84

      Small world

    • @fadedcaesar7114
      @fadedcaesar7114 5 років тому +24

      Edward 1337 was that a disney reference lol

    • @archivedaccount2000
      @archivedaccount2000 5 років тому +59

      I go to school in the UK, and bumped into a classmate at this airport in sri lanka (in asia). To think that he was at that airport at that time just as I was walking past are crazy odds. Coincidences be like

    • @caitnolan2213
      @caitnolan2213 5 років тому +21

      I'm Irish and I've only left the country once again in the past ten years. Me and my family went to London, and on the last day of the trip we went to the Harry Potter experience thing where all the movies were filmed. We were on the Hogwarts Express model they had and when I got of was this guy from my school was standing right there. It was kinda weird

    • @seankerr837
      @seankerr837 4 роки тому +6

      I live in London and I saw my old Maths teacher at the George Best airport in Belfast. He got on my flight as well because it was going back to Heathrow.

  • @PaperMario64
    @PaperMario64 5 років тому +1587

    The guy who’s business card was picked like 5 times should’ve played the lotto that day.

    • @josepherhardt164
      @josepherhardt164 5 років тому +37

      Maybe twenty years ago there was a report of a bunch of nuns holding a bingo game (in Australia, if memory serves), and one nun won something like nine times in a row. The other nuns started beating on her. A quick Internet search doesn't get me any hits on this--maybe someone else will be lucky.

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 5 років тому +50

      Joseph Erhardt geez. Guess they forgot envy is a sin.

    • @rickyroughton8098
      @rickyroughton8098 5 років тому +8

      Pretty sure he used up all his luck on the raffle...

    • @philidor9657
      @philidor9657 5 років тому +1

      Joseph Erhardt idk he made out pretty well with what he got

    • @a00019217b
      @a00019217b 5 років тому +4

      I've seen this happen at every big event I'm at. All you have to do is put "marketing" on your card and businesses want you to win stuff. It's a joke to see the same 7 people win 5+ different things from the bowl scam. I was told the first time I went to the event about this and who was going to win before they did

  • @camerongray7767
    @camerongray7767 4 роки тому +246

    When I was a little kid probably like 10 my family went to this old history museum. They had a cannonball there which you could pick up and had to guess the weight. I get it and thought about it and told my dad how much I thought it was. I got it exactly, like to the gram. It was 4.6 something something kg. So 4 digits I got them all right. Then my dad got annoyed at me and said I cheated because I had already read the little writing saying how much it was. I was so excited I got it right but sad no one believed me. 🙁

    • @envious4890
      @envious4890 4 роки тому +6

      Absolute legend

    • @RonPaul42069
      @RonPaul42069 4 роки тому +12

      You may have seen it and repeated it unconsciously.

    • @jedediahgordon4064
      @jedediahgordon4064 3 роки тому +17

      so they literally had the weight posted while asking you to guess the weight?... idk, if i was the dad i would be more proud that you pulled a sly one like that then i would be about a lucky guess lol

  • @Kdot19
    @Kdot19 4 роки тому +1058

    One time I was playing Minecraft, just doin my thing working on my house. I’m on the roof building it up, and I turn around to a creeper and it blows up and kills me. The next day my friend is over, and I’m explaining the story. I’m like “yea I just turned around and it blew up and killed me”. Right on queue, I turned around and a creeper blew up and killed me again.

    • @user-ee1rl3tg7w
      @user-ee1rl3tg7w 4 роки тому +69

      oh fuck, that always happens to me when mining. add in the cave music and I'm literally scared to enter a cave

    • @kaanylmaz4080
      @kaanylmaz4080 4 роки тому +18

      this is not a rare thing if you dont use f5 mode and close sound effects.

    • @Kdot19
      @Kdot19 4 роки тому +17

      Shsgagag Shegsgsgsg bro I was like 11

    • @iangehrlich-orr1869
      @iangehrlich-orr1869 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah this happens to me a lot where I just turn around. It is like you don't see them at all and then they come out of nowhere and blow up a gate letting all your animals out. Sorry went a little off topic🤬🤬🤬

    • @kaanylmaz4080
      @kaanylmaz4080 4 роки тому +8

      @@Kdot19 i dont understand why does age matter. i just said you have no way to see creepers before they blow up behind you if you close sound effects and dont use f5 mode

  • @Covelion
    @Covelion 5 років тому +1043

    That story about the two people who kept meeting each other:
    Stand Users attract other stand users.

  • @BlitzAttacker
    @BlitzAttacker 3 роки тому +45

    Had one of these crazy moments.
    When I was in my late teens I sculpted a statue of a snake that curled around itself as the body morphed into a thorny rose. I gave it to my mom as a gift.
    Later my grandma was helping my mom with a yard sale and didn't know its importance and sold it, my mom was devastated and my grandma felt like crap. Years after I was visiting my dad in another state in a completely different part of the country and happened to stop at a local thrift store. Flipped my fucking shit when I saw my sculpture sitting there on a shelf. It had been horribly repainted but it still had my initials pressed into the underside. My mom and grandma were awestruck.

    • @avery7898
      @avery7898 3 роки тому +2

      Wow that’s amazing

  • @zachobstarczyk2268
    @zachobstarczyk2268 5 років тому +782

    4:20 i think you found your fbi agent

  • @thisbsuchadopekid
    @thisbsuchadopekid 5 років тому +89

    The m&m story with the all brown m&ms in the first handful made me think he was actually just colorblind

  • @mroffensive4092
    @mroffensive4092 4 роки тому +285

    Some girl lost a wedding ring in the ocean at a beach. Everyone was looking for it there was like 150 people and me and my brother were just playing football. I dove for the ball and cut my foot on what I thought was a rock I picked it up for god knows why and it was a crab with the ring on his claw.

    • @aquasiox
      @aquasiox 3 роки тому +55

      🦀💅

    • @Thegoldenringsyt
      @Thegoldenringsyt 3 роки тому

      @@aquasiox lol

    • @_caleb_1801
      @_caleb_1801 3 роки тому +33

      @@TH3G30 Thats kinda fucked up

    • @_caleb_1801
      @_caleb_1801 3 роки тому +15

      @@TH3G30 unless you on about the crab

    • @ryokunoko3158
      @ryokunoko3158 3 роки тому +24

      That must suck for the crab like I imagine the crab like
      Crab:yes this ring is perfect for my partner and I didn't have to spend a dime huh a human WAIT NO-

  • @mushinx5
    @mushinx5 5 років тому +241

    My brother once took a handful of change out of my change bowl and he said “guess how much it is and you can have it back” I don’t know how I did it but I guessed it correctly

    • @electroflames
      @electroflames 5 років тому +26

      You really wanted that change

    • @coltian1
      @coltian1 5 років тому +14

      I think you *CHANGED* the universe or maybe broke it

    • @fiendfi7119
      @fiendfi7119 5 років тому +2

      did you get it back?

    • @mushinx5
      @mushinx5 5 років тому +7

      Bat Cat yeah my brother was like “wtf how did you do that” then he threw it at me.

    • @hulfe2514
      @hulfe2514 4 роки тому

      @@mushinx5 That doesn't seem like the nicest brother

  • @vivianwkdkkskdl5383
    @vivianwkdkkskdl5383 5 років тому +101

    I was once talking to a friend on the phone and he was talking about some girl at his church. I randomly said
    “I don’t care about that (name) girl.”
    Turns out I guessed that the girls name, and we spent ten minutes confused on how I knew it.

  • @solarsleepless
    @solarsleepless 4 роки тому +23

    Not me but my sister and mum (or dad, I can't remember) we had this old computer at the time and it would occasionally say "Threat has been detected" when there was nothing wrong, so we were just used to it.
    One of my parents was arguing with my sister, and somehow it wound up something like this:
    "Stop threatening me!" My mom said.
    "I'm not threatening you!" My sister said, and just at that second, just after she said it, the computer said: "Threat has been detected."

  • @mtishi5569
    @mtishi5569 5 років тому +175

    My story is similar to the person guessing a random person's name:
    So basically I was a really young child, but I can remember the moment clear as day. I was visiting my family friends that we haven't seen in so long, they had 2 middle school daughters (college students now) who played in the backyard with my brother. One of the daughters said, "Do you remember me? What's my name?" I did a random guess, referring to an Octonauts episode that came to mind that I watched previously. I remember a fish saying her name was Dina, so I said, "Dina?" and I was correct.

    • @sumeiyahsyeda9386
      @sumeiyahsyeda9386 4 роки тому +5

      Nice

    • @zahraaameer7145
      @zahraaameer7145 4 роки тому +42

      So you looked at the girl and thought of a fish, that’s nice

    • @mtishi5569
      @mtishi5569 4 роки тому +6

      Mama Duck Oop

    • @shakukon-to
      @shakukon-to 4 роки тому +2

      yoooooo i remember that episode, i think she was a sardine

    • @the_ffca_me
      @the_ffca_me 4 роки тому +1

      I remember Octonauts! xD

  • @chty101
    @chty101 5 років тому +1874

    I guess this counts?
    My college was doing a raffle, they put all the students name in this giant wheel turning thing and they pick out a name.
    I'm sitting in my class room and teacher goes "todays the day, who's going to be picked" and I said "Well obviously me" and the teacher goes "Haha yea yea we'll see" and then the dean comes by the classroom and calls my name saying that I was picked. The students were like "wtfff" BUT the teacher looked like he saw a dead person come back to life.
    And yes, I was just being a smartass lol

    • @nishthedr
      @nishthedr 5 років тому +25

      Lol, lucky🍀!

    • @sebastianalvarez1246
      @sebastianalvarez1246 5 років тому +78

      Happened to me, we did a raffle and the numbers were 2,4,3,2 the teacher said you guys think someone from this class will win? And i replied with Dont worry Sir i got this. When they were announcing the numbers i announced my numbers at the same time and everyone was like wtf until i got the last number wrong i had a 3 instead of a 2 and idk why but everyone looked relieved i was wrong lol

    • @jdmannnn
      @jdmannnn 5 років тому +3

      What was the raffle for

    • @fightsofficial4026
      @fightsofficial4026 5 років тому +3

      r/thathappened

    • @adriangudino3412
      @adriangudino3412 5 років тому +3

      Hey what was the raffle for?

  • @krystiankowalski7335
    @krystiankowalski7335 4 роки тому +27

    I was in primary school in the UK. A man came in and started teaching us a lesson about something or other, I don’t remember, but it was probably to do with Morocco. At the start of the lesson, he asked everyone if we knew how far away Morocco (the center of its capital) was from the UK (the center of our city). Me doing some quick maths, I figured it would be 2,050 miles. So I decided to change it up a bit, to make some arbitrary number and sound smart, but still keep it near 2,050. I went with 2,041 miles. I got it exactly right. The teacher never looked at me the same that day after that moment.

  • @Caged_Viking
    @Caged_Viking 5 років тому +1081

    I guessed Danny DeVito as a question on a test as a meme and got it right

    • @corwinorr
      @corwinorr 5 років тому +124

      In what kind of class are you learning about Danny DeVito?

    • @Caged_Viking
      @Caged_Viking 5 років тому +78

      @@corwinorr English

    • @CommunistFBI
      @CommunistFBI 5 років тому +99

      I remember in a math lesson in year 6, we were asked if we knew a mathematical term for something (cant remember what it was) someone yelled out the brand name for their scooter and it was the right answer

    • @BigDaddy-je2nq
      @BigDaddy-je2nq 5 років тому +51

      Corwin Religion

    • @letstryinsertgame5025
      @letstryinsertgame5025 5 років тому +49

      Teacher: So anyways I started passing

  • @tallebrar5495
    @tallebrar5495 5 років тому +681

    I survived having blood poisoning four times, a lung infection, a kidney infection, an ear infection and cancer in the span of three years

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 5 років тому +153

      Talk about the luckiest UNlucky man alive...

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 5 років тому +84

      Dude God has some shit planned for you

    • @lightbulb129
      @lightbulb129 5 років тому +3

      Jonatan Svensson what?!

    • @DotMithryLP4
      @DotMithryLP4 5 років тому +95

      We have found the anime protagonist of planet Earth

    • @Yng_Roshi
      @Yng_Roshi 5 років тому +69

      lol I bet God is like: The fuck I thought I killed this guy?

  • @librapotato1414
    @librapotato1414 4 роки тому +167

    once the school nurse said “the only way I’ll let you go home is if your bone pops out” and I popped out my finger bone, didn’t hurt at all and I got to miss math

    • @landlordofthewoods6001
      @landlordofthewoods6001 4 роки тому +3

      Wtf no u didnt

    • @animarblemarblerace9232
      @animarblemarblerace9232 4 роки тому +3

      @@landlordofthewoods6001 you think it's fully pop? Of course not lol

    • @Naz34452
      @Naz34452 3 роки тому +8

      This sounds like an r/loopholes

    • @austinbeattie2694
      @austinbeattie2694 3 роки тому +1

      You're invincible. How did it not hurt?

    • @Naz34452
      @Naz34452 3 роки тому +6

      @@austinbeattie2694 finger bones were actually built so that they could be popped out. Anyone can do it plus its painless

  • @darakin2219
    @darakin2219 5 років тому +136

    Fire emblem, we all know those clips, missing a 99% hit chance to kill a unit only to have your unit be killed by a 1% hit chance that crits

    • @napzkins
      @napzkins 5 років тому +2

      Friggin hate it

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 5 років тому +1

      This is why I refuse to play games like xcom 99 in those style games feels like 25

  • @dakotajensen6752
    @dakotajensen6752 4 роки тому +65

    3:20 literally this happened to me in 8th grade when a person from a pro pebble mine came in to talk about the benefits of the pebble mine. He asked “how many elements are in your smartphone, does anyone know?” As a joke I said 62 to my friend and he heard and said “what did you say?” I was scared but he was like no, you’re correct. I felt cool

  • @tobyk5091
    @tobyk5091 5 років тому +511

    I was playing Terreria with my friend on his new world and we saw a slime. I said, “Bet your gonna get a slime rod!” I was joking. He got a slime rod. It was a 10,000 chance. It was his first enemy. Was insane

    • @hulfe2514
      @hulfe2514 4 роки тому +5

      I literally read this comment as i was about to open Terraria!

    • @Ptoki1
      @Ptoki1 4 роки тому +4

      For me first chaos elemental on my new world dropped rod of discord, also i got legendary the axe on my first ever killed plantera and i didnt even know what it was lmfao

    • @vic_9732
      @vic_9732 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ptoki1 wow i found a wild pto, i am the guy in ur playthrough lmao

    • @solarwolf1336
      @solarwolf1336 4 роки тому +1

      My first skeleton in Minecraft dropped an enchanted bow

    • @tobyk5091
      @tobyk5091 4 роки тому +1

      Raging Pig oh my goodness that is actually insane!

  • @rossalbane7743
    @rossalbane7743 5 років тому +112

    1:50 has to be God setting a bro up with some of the smoothest lines ever dropped

  • @mono_poisoner
    @mono_poisoner 3 роки тому +99

    people were playing hangman. there were 5 spaces and nobody has guessed yet. I walked into the classroom, looked at the thing and first thing I said that slipped out of my mind is "is that Gucci?". *it was Gucci and now they think I am a god*

  • @lawrencecarpenter2501
    @lawrencecarpenter2501 5 років тому +224

    I hadnt talked to this one friend for 5 years. We forgot each other existed and I was about to remove him from my contacts before i did i typed "hi" to see if he would respond at the Exact Sam's time i clicked send he had entered hi. No kidding this was 1 in a 1000000000 chance of happening and it was amazing

    • @mezamezz
      @mezamezz 5 років тому +41

      I feel like this sort of thing happens often. I'm a firm believer that our minds can connect from long distances and simply thinking about someone can cause their brain to think about you for a brief moment.

    • @userhbiron1806
      @userhbiron1806 5 років тому +5

      @@mezamezz crazy

    • @somethinghandlesomething
      @somethinghandlesomething 5 років тому

      @@mezamezz pft

    • @Stinkybutt44
      @Stinkybutt44 5 років тому

      No kodding

    • @AstroInTheHouse
      @AstroInTheHouse 5 років тому +44

      I used to know this meth head that said he could read minds and i was like thats pretty cool. Ok what am i thinking right now. I thought of slapping him and hes like i dare you to try. im like try what and hes like slapping me. I just got up and left. Then he overdosed a few days later

  • @Ava-np9xn
    @Ava-np9xn 5 років тому +90

    4:55 I think y’all are soulmates and god keeps trying to get you two together

    • @pier_is_losing
      @pier_is_losing 5 років тому +8

      He might be *not gay*

    • @inactiveaccount2703
      @inactiveaccount2703 4 роки тому +5

      Pi3r_ soulmates don’t have to be romantic. my mom and dad are soulmates and they don’t love each other anymore, but i’ve never seen two people fit together so well.

    • @thedayzgod
      @thedayzgod 4 роки тому +1

      @@inactiveaccount2703 that just breaks my heart to hear

    • @inactiveaccount2703
      @inactiveaccount2703 4 роки тому +1

      Blaze it’s ok! they’re happier this way. ^-^

    • @thedayzgod
      @thedayzgod 4 роки тому +1

      @@inactiveaccount2703 Well I hope your doing okay about it all too

  • @justasadenbylookingatmemes4623
    @justasadenbylookingatmemes4623 4 роки тому +86

    One time I was bored at my brother's soccer game so I was playing some chess on my phone. My mom tells me to watch my brother for a bit so I look up from the phone but kept tapping around without looking just to see what would happen. After a couple minutes I look back down at the phone and see that I had one. The AI was on the most difficult level.

    • @GayCorvidae69
      @GayCorvidae69 3 роки тому +8

      Won*
      One = 1
      Won = winning
      :)
      That’s awesome though, chess can be so hard to do!

    • @DokiDokibo
      @DokiDokibo 3 роки тому

      @@GayCorvidae69 why do you say it like they don’t know English?

    • @mayven1556
      @mayven1556 3 роки тому

      @@DokiDokibo because they their Grammer was wrong

    • @avery7898
      @avery7898 3 роки тому

      @@mayven1556 Because their grammar was wrong*

    • @avery7898
      @avery7898 3 роки тому +1

      Wow nice job!

  • @lexilala1968
    @lexilala1968 5 років тому +333

    3:35
    "Shaped like the earth"
    I mean, it's a stress ball. What other shape would it be?

    • @k_tara
      @k_tara 5 років тому +14

      Egg

    • @k_tara
      @k_tara 5 років тому +5

      Rugby ball

    • @lexilala1968
      @lexilala1968 5 років тому +24

      @@k_tara
      Are you insinuating that mother earth is not shaped like an egg?

    • @k_tara
      @k_tara 5 років тому +24

      @@lexilala1968 no mother egg but father rugby

    • @k_tara
      @k_tara 5 років тому +6

      @@lexilala1968 I I have no idea what I'm saying. I'm I'm basically just shitposting

  • @gumgumroy1402
    @gumgumroy1402 5 років тому +204

    Plot Twist: The parking meter would say “fail” since it only takes quarters and would not except dimes...which they knew all along

  • @Ame865
    @Ame865 3 роки тому +58

    I swear on multiple occasions when i was thinking of a song i would suddenly hear my brother or sister singing or humming it throughout the years. They could've been songs we heard together last month or even a week and not sing it at any point before that but then on the one day i'm thinking of the song without me hearing it recently one of my siblings will hum or sing the song and i'm just standing there in disbelief.

    • @Someone-km3mx
      @Someone-km3mx 3 роки тому +6

      I’ve had something similar happen to me, several times I would hum a song and then that song would start playing on the car radio

    • @AnnieTheMighty
      @AnnieTheMighty 3 роки тому +2

      twice i randomly thought of the song “Break my stride” And then the first time it played on Radio, then it played on a random instagram video that my mom was watching-

    • @sweetpotato489
      @sweetpotato489 3 роки тому +2

      Me too..It always happens with me

    • @guintbuint1853
      @guintbuint1853 3 роки тому +1

      it happens to me and my sister too. maybe it's a siblings thing

    • @randomstuffs3060
      @randomstuffs3060 3 роки тому

      Happened to me with my mom except I was singing the song. We don’t listen to music together or anything, and I hadn’t heard the song in forever. It was randomly stuck in my head… kinda sus

  • @DutchBane
    @DutchBane 5 років тому +581

    I adopted a dog when i was moving in to a new farm, i saw a ad and i picked him up on the way to the new farm. It was about a quarter if the way there on a 300km drive. Moved in. Then next morning dog is very excited licking the neighbours dog through the fence. Ends up they were brothers. Then i wanted him to have a friend. Adopted another dog from like 100km from the farm from a guy who had to move to another city for his job. I ask him where he is from and tells me he is from the 300 pop. Town i moved to, Ends up the guy being the son of the neighbour on the other side. Dogs broke my matrix.

    • @wackwacker8623
      @wackwacker8623 5 років тому +44

      Before you know it your dog and their brother are the great-grandchildren of your Grandfather's dogs

  • @AlexZipeto
    @AlexZipeto 5 років тому +2050

    “Stress ball shaped like the earth”
    Never seen a flat stress ball!

  • @wingding0111
    @wingding0111 3 роки тому +10

    1. Once, back in middle school, I was entering home room and these boys were doing something with a jolly rancher (idk what). I was tired that day and as I entered the room I wasn’t paying any attention. The jolly rancher went speeding across the floor and I stepped on it perfectly timed, unaware of what I just did, until I felt it under my shoe.
    2. Also in middle school, I was playing goalie in a game a soccer (not good at much else). I always pay attention so that I’m ready. A basket ball came rolling my way from another area’s basketball game. I kind of did a lunge to get the basket ball and then I passed it back to the person who came for it. Then I felt a sharp pain in my knee. When I looked, I realized that I had successfully stooped the soccer ball from entering the goal without paying any attention. It hurt but it was worth it lol!

  • @willj6392
    @willj6392 5 років тому +595

    Once when I was about 10, I was playing in the park with some friends. One of them asked what time it was, and I responded “well judging by the position of the clouds and sun I would guess 6:17”. No joke the kid looks at his digital watch and it’s 6:17. Proudest moment of my life

    • @stringtheoryy
      @stringtheoryy 5 років тому +37

      I did this as well, except when I guessed it the minute changed so it looked like I was off by a minute

    • @ignited_mira2749
      @ignited_mira2749 5 років тому +69

      I STOPPED THE VIDEO AT 6:17 TO READ THE COMMENTS AND I STUMBLE UPON THIS
      WE ARE WIZARDS

    • @willj6392
      @willj6392 5 років тому +9

      Ignited _ Mira insane

    • @aiai4068
      @aiai4068 5 років тому +9

      Antiscape my brother actually does this all the time.

    • @Aethiral
      @Aethiral 5 років тому +8

      asian aiai I do it quite often myself. It’s like I can feel the time.

  • @daz1676
    @daz1676 5 років тому +835

    'A stress ball shaped like the earth'
    You dont say...

    • @juliajohnson7377
      @juliajohnson7377 4 роки тому +50

      sounds like 2020 to me

    • @huhun23
      @huhun23 4 роки тому +6

      You exactly know what he meant dude. Chill

    • @mitchelltarverjr5951
      @mitchelltarverjr5951 4 роки тому +20

      @@huhun23 its a meaningless, harmless joke. He doesnt need to "chill"

    • @lisa101561
      @lisa101561 4 роки тому +9

      He either means the entirety of 2020 or my middle school experience

    • @masift1494
      @masift1494 4 роки тому +14

      You fool, you just set off like 200 alarms at the flat earth society THEYRE COMING

  • @monotohnoindependenten3475
    @monotohnoindependenten3475 4 роки тому +11

    This was after a struggle with a typhoon...
    During a long black out when I was 6 years old... I was at bed with my mom and dad and my 11 year old brother....it was dark and I randomly sung lyrics from a song that goes: "turn on the lights now" 3 times in the correct way... Then the lights turned on...
    They were praising the Lord after that...
    Then for some reason, I sung "turn off the lights now" the same way...
    Then the black out resumes for another day...
    My brother beat me up the next day...

  • @markaj_
    @markaj_ 5 років тому +101

    My experience:
    1. Guessed a person's birthday correctly, exact day month year
    2. whole row of friends including myself won a raffle out of hundreds of other participants

  • @yuibkys3522
    @yuibkys3522 5 років тому +134

    There was a random name picking thingy so i announced loudly to everyone: fellas the first name picked is going to be mine. and it was, everyone looked at me in disgust

  • @fettz175
    @fettz175 5 років тому +115

    I have 2 times:
    1) I was playing a drinking game, where one person removes the cap of their drink. On this bottle cap, there's a freshness seal that breaks in a way that 1% of it gets stuck to the cap. The game is that one person writes down a number on a napkin and puts it in their pocket. The cap is then passed around the table and players have to try to flick the seal off the cap using a finger. When it's your turn, you can ask one question: "is it higher than x?" Or "is it lower than x?" Then you try to flick the seal off the cap. If you get the number right, the players immediately next to you have to finish their bottles. I don't know what happens when you break the seal because I was too drunk to pay attention. But on my turn, in a group of 18 people, I guessed 12 numbers correctly first try (without knowing the answers to "higher than or lower than x" questions. Because I was drunk and not paying attention lol).
    2) At Dave & Busters, there's a game where there's a ball at the top, and a spinning roulette of holes at the bottom. The goal is to hit a button, causing the ball to fall through a tube, and either into a hole, or if you miss, it bounces around until it finds a hole. The jackpot hole might be barely bigger than the ball, and raised so if you miss, it can't roll back in. I landed my ball in jackpot 7 times in a row. Resulted in fully clearing the machine of tickets twice. I had what felt like the entire room of kids gathered around at the machine I was at, as all the tickets kept pouring out, and some staff watching to see if I was cheating. In the end, I redeemed the tickets for an xbox, stuffed tiger, and some nerds rope.

  • @sictoabu9611
    @sictoabu9611 5 років тому +404

    "In other news, my step brother thinks I'm the shittiest magician ever."
    Well, he's not wrong.

  • @zabbas9371
    @zabbas9371 4 роки тому +38

    4:54 Imagine the final look of disbelief before you say "Hey! How come i see you everywh-CRASH
    You fly out of your windows into the other guys car vice versa. You have become this other person.

  • @jackaxus5426
    @jackaxus5426 5 років тому +253

    I remember a car ride to Italy when I was very young. We've been driving for a lot of hours already and my older brother and I couldn't fall back to sleep. To entertain my older brother, who was already in like 4th year of elementary (german school), my mum asked him some math questions. I was still bored because I couldn't take part at the quiz because I was barley old enough to be able to know what 10+20 is. After a couple of minutes my mum was annoyed that my brother kept on asking for more questions so my mum asked a really difficult and long one and I just shouted some randon number after like 5 seconds. As you can imagine, it was the correct answer. I had never seen the face before my mum made when she slowly turned around. Almost nervously she asks me: "How do you know that?" And I don't why but I said: "I just saw the number". She almost cries out in happiness because she thought I was like the next Albert Einstein or something till we arrived at our destination in Italy and I told her that I was just kidding. She was so disappointed.

    • @raulneamtiu9721
      @raulneamtiu9721 5 років тому +3

      epischer sieg

    • @j-k-l4756
      @j-k-l4756 5 років тому +16

      Wow okay what the fuck. I am a german and some years ago me and my younger brother when we were around that age, went to Italy and I asked for a lot of math questions getting my mum annoyed.. just the miracle thingy didn't happen

    • @fiendfi7119
      @fiendfi7119 5 років тому +4

      honestly, she should be equally impressed with your insane luck

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 4 роки тому

      Yo smartass bro

  • @matthewmartinez5456
    @matthewmartinez5456 5 років тому +382

    One day I was playing something with cards (I don’t remember what game was but whatever) after I shuffled the cards because I was the only one that knew how to shuffle them well I grab my cards and saw I got a joker, I won that game.
    After that I shuffle again and grab my cards I get another joker and won, my friends said just joking that I shuffled so that I could win.
    In the third game the same thing happened and I won. At this point they thought I was cheating, so a friend shuffled them this time. I got a joker again.
    They were so angry at me that they stopped playing, I said I didn’t make anything but they didn’t believe me.
    After that I told a friend what happened and he told me to grab a card and see if I got a joker again just joking. I pulled out a joker again... Never played with that deck of cards with them again.

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 5 років тому +66

      Aliuxx 0212
      the entire deck was jokers

    • @fiendfi7119
      @fiendfi7119 5 років тому +7

      there's poker, idk what other card games use wildcards

    • @squid5301
      @squid5301 4 роки тому +10

      r/that totally happened

    • @nottheboi3518
      @nottheboi3518 4 роки тому +9

      I remember playing blackjack with my friends(no bet just for fun)
      And there was one guy who always got 19 20 or blackjack everygame
      Everyone shuffle it but he still win for like 10 games in a row

    • @mercentperrault
      @mercentperrault 4 роки тому +3

      Why so serious? 😁

  • @lemonyt2204
    @lemonyt2204 4 роки тому +25

    Once said to my older sister when i was younger then 7 "Look Dad is home" , when it was around 4pm, but i know my Dad did not come home until 6-8. She looks outside and there he is, if i lied she would slap, hit, take away something from me etc for wasting her time... And funny thing is i never even checked before i said it.
    And once spinned(spun) twice and shot her in the eye with a Nerf Rival Apollo XV-700 Blaster, as she tried to get her revenge and shoot me back with her nerf gun i dodged the bullet. I felt so awesome. And if you are wondering about my sisters eye, it was red and she was crying right after i shot her.

    • @Adumzzinthehouse
      @Adumzzinthehouse 3 роки тому +1

      Did you tell her sorry? You would be a bad sibling to feel awesome over hurting your sibling.

    • @lemonyt2204
      @lemonyt2204 3 роки тому

      @@Adumzzinthehouse Yes I did and felt bad but just so happy at the time, but yeah i did say sorry. And she got her revenge and shot me in the eye a couple days later.

    • @Adumzzinthehouse
      @Adumzzinthehouse 3 роки тому

      Well I’m glad you guys ended up apologizing. Siblings are always out for revenge. Got my own personal experience with that from my younger sister.

  • @E03H
    @E03H 5 років тому +470

    Literally the other day my cat meowed at me so naturally I said “meow” back and at that exact moment I got a notification from tic tok (yes I know) and it just said “meow” with the 😸 emoji. I was just shocked for a while it was so perfectly time and just bizarre.

    • @MaxSnowDude
      @MaxSnowDude 5 років тому

      Emily lol

    • @residentcryptid7601
      @residentcryptid7601 5 років тому +47

      That ain't a coincidence the government is spying

    • @E03H
      @E03H 5 років тому +3

      I'm bored man, I did think that and it kinda freaked me out lol

    • @user-wz1jh3rh7z
      @user-wz1jh3rh7z 5 років тому +1

      Danny Devitoo-
      I'll let myself out, now.

    • @screwtapee
      @screwtapee 5 років тому +1

      FBI is watching XD

  • @YesPlease1
    @YesPlease1 5 років тому +58

    I was like 7 and I told my dad I knew a word that had every vowel in it, and in alphabetical order, no less. (I didn't). He genuinely got intrigued that I might know something he didn't. I just started slowly saying letters starting with a 4-letter word I knew had A and E in it and adding more letters at the end. I spelled FACETIOUS. I can promise you that I hadn't heard the word before and it was a total bluff/guess. He flipped out.

    • @the_ffca_me
      @the_ffca_me 4 роки тому +2

      Wow!! xD That's pretty sweettt

  • @benjaminrobledo5466
    @benjaminrobledo5466 4 роки тому +30

    10:09
    What school did that guy go to that had an APPACHE HELICOPTER land on it???!

  • @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273
    @diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 5 років тому +863

    I kept running into this guy at the most random places e.g a house, the shop, Even in another city, well I guess I shouldn't be surprised...
    Hes my brother after all

  • @Atomicneko3000
    @Atomicneko3000 5 років тому +169

    My insane story is meeting one of my past teachers 5 times completely coincidentally in 5 different countries. I’ve only been to 5 countries and we never spoke about our plans but I guess it’s a small world.

    • @filippians413
      @filippians413 5 років тому +15

      I think the universe is telling you to be friends with them. It wants you to be together 😁

    • @OfficialSilverMoon
      @OfficialSilverMoon 5 років тому +1

      Ryan Corrigan Yesss!

    • @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140
      @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140 5 років тому

      Yes it is. We are all gonna die in it together too as ass hats want more humans cause reeee

    • @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140
      @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140 5 років тому

      Also your profile picture is anime to me.

    • @Atomicneko3000
      @Atomicneko3000 5 років тому

      Brian-With-A-Na DinoJinn it’s a skeleton punching a baby, not anime???

  • @masterofdisaster4620
    @masterofdisaster4620 3 роки тому +21

    several years ago, I was obsessed with Nerf and one night I had a dream that a new one came out.
    a few weeks later, a nerf gun came out that looked and was named basically the same.

    • @zitou2170
      @zitou2170 3 роки тому +1

      Your dream might’ve not been exactly the same

    • @solarean
      @solarean 3 роки тому +1

      what nerf gun was it

  • @neenahuber
    @neenahuber 5 років тому +72

    Once at school my friend and i were talking about locker combos. I said i was going to guess her combo (i had no idea whatsoever what it was, shes never told me before) i guessed, and it was correct. All three digits. I completely said three random numbers and it was correct. She was so shocked

    • @unruh_8470
      @unruh_8470 5 років тому +5

      She probably thought that you are a stalker

    • @idk-un3ty
      @idk-un3ty 4 роки тому +1

      123

    • @neenahuber
      @neenahuber 4 роки тому +1

      idk no haha but that would be funny

  • @themelodicblue
    @themelodicblue 5 років тому +88

    I once at camp when I was younger, I put my middle finger and pointer finger together randomly and freaking caught a fly in between my fingers

    • @jazmihamizan4987
      @jazmihamizan4987 4 роки тому +6

      ultra instinct over there

    • @pingusmingus
      @pingusmingus 4 роки тому +2

      At my camp i sung watch me whip and the cockroach on the wall danced to the beat (wiggled its antennas and legs)

    • @vanillarice6163
      @vanillarice6163 4 роки тому

      *the sniper*

    • @mav1783
      @mav1783 4 роки тому

      That must’ve so surprising lmao

  • @djw07williams84
    @djw07williams84 4 роки тому +32

    My friend was being super toxic and I took pride in my history knowledge, I was really in to byzantium and he questioned my knowledge and said "I bet you dont even know the when it fell" as a guess I said may of 1453, it was right and he never questioned me again :)

    • @ArethMaster
      @ArethMaster 3 роки тому

      Do you mean the byzantine empire?

    • @djw07williams84
      @djw07williams84 3 роки тому

      @@ArethMaster yeah, I call it byzantium but I understand how you can confuse it for the earlier greek city state of the same area

  • @aoinguin
    @aoinguin 5 років тому +99

    I was pretending to slap my sister and she played along. At the same time, my brother's laptop made "PAKKK" sound as if the slap was real. My sister and I laughed so hard.

    • @penguins408
      @penguins408 4 роки тому +7

      smhaaokir This actually happened today, its like the same thing. So I said some weird thing, and my sister facepalmed. There was a fire nearby. It crackled the same time she facepalmed

    • @amberandrews6692
      @amberandrews6692 4 роки тому +3

      You know, that's actually a really good onomatopoeia for a slap.

  • @kodinamsinh3233
    @kodinamsinh3233 5 років тому +65

    So we were doing a jeopardy game in class and one of the questions was about a football player. One kid yelled out JOE and turns out that was the right person.

  • @fluffynarwhal207
    @fluffynarwhal207 4 роки тому +26

    I have one:
    One time, me and my dad went to a mysic festival. I was mabye 9 at the time. They had the old jellybean jar contest, where you need to guess how many were in each jar. They're were two, a violin, and guitar shaped jar. I entered both. And when my dad read the results, I guessed exactly how many beans were in one, and within 10 beans of the other. So yeah, might be a jedi or something.

    • @avery7898
      @avery7898 3 роки тому

      Use the force Fluffy Narwhal… let go!

  • @madx8326
    @madx8326 5 років тому +107

    The other day this happened
    Me to my friend: Imagine dropping your keys
    Some girl walking by: *drops keys*

  • @DavidNasr
    @DavidNasr 5 років тому +253

    There was this once where my friends and I were bragging about random stuff, and I ended up saying that "a famous celebrity where I live" is my dad's friend, and he was like prove it, and I just said "I'll send a pic when I see him again". We were at the mall while that happened and we ran into that celebrity, i was like HEY, "name" and he was like HEY (JOE DICKERSON), REMEMBER ME? I was like YH OFC I DO (I lied about him being my dad's friend, I didnt know he knew me) and he just said WELL I HAVE TO GO BUT MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR DAD I SAY HI AND THAT IF HE CAN CALL ME, WE ARE PLANNING FOR YOUR FAMILY TO COME TO A BARBECUE IM HOSTING NEXT WEEK, and I calmly said YH SURE CANT WAIT... I asked my dad and turns out they were childhood friends/neighbours and I just died, my friend never doubted me again
    Edit: I wasnt clear but the CELEB is my father's customer and my dad showed him pics of me since I was a baby, that's how he knew me, and he met me when I was like 5, but I didnt remember

  • @jalen1036
    @jalen1036 4 роки тому +10

    Subredit: A time I experienced 1/10,000 odds.
    Dream: Ever played Minecraft?

  • @amirhellsing5746
    @amirhellsing5746 5 років тому +73

    not me but my friend once put a bet on a soccer match between Spain vs Germany,
    his bet was " im betting that Spain will get a penalty in the second half and the player named Fabrigas will score it "
    i was like: dude, thats like a fucking 1 in a million chance.
    guess what......... in the second half spain gets a penalty and out of all the players Fabrigas takes the shot and SCORES THE FUCKING GOAL.
    Me and the other people that bet that night looked at my friend in absolute disbelief while he was all like "SEEEEEEE?!!?! I TOOOOLD YAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH".
    he was shocked aswel but tried not to show it to make it look all "planned out".

    • @amirhellsing5746
      @amirhellsing5746 4 роки тому +1

      @Rift Reaper huh?

    • @amirhellsing5746
      @amirhellsing5746 4 роки тому +1

      @Rift Reaper .... you trolling?
      this was a betting booth where people gather to place their bets
      how can he bribe the players?

    • @ohmboytrance2128
      @ohmboytrance2128 4 роки тому +1

      How much did your friend bet? And how much did they win? Those must be some incredible odds, I bet the bookies were pissed!

    • @amirhellsing5746
      @amirhellsing5746 4 роки тому +1

      @@ohmboytrance2128 he betted approximately 200 dollars
      and yes, the bookies were LIVID 🤣😂

    • @Tacospaceman
      @Tacospaceman 4 роки тому +1

      Amir Hellsing do you remember the odds they gave him?

  • @JayKB
    @JayKB 5 років тому +87

    I once guessed a random persons name. I was at my big sisters school to watch the choir, and I saw this girl, that stood out to me because she was so good at singing and performing. I took a random guess at her name, because I was bored. I guessed Holly. I later got more bored and tried to guess her last name so I guessed Littlewood, because she was small. After the performance, I asked my sister what her name was out of curiosity, in her exact words she said “ She’s Holly. Holly Littlewood but people call her Little Hollywood because she is so good”
    I couldn’t believe I guessed their name

  • @ariellaholbert1925
    @ariellaholbert1925 4 роки тому +5

    if you see a guy that many times in your life in the most random places he's definitely your soul mate

  • @Life-Sky
    @Life-Sky 4 роки тому +11

    "I hadn't listened to a single word she said. Bitch gave me a stress ball shaped like the earth. Best day ever" lmao thats so relatable

  • @robirvine6970
    @robirvine6970 5 років тому +120

    I guessed a "how many lollies in the jar" contest. You got 2 guesses for a dollar. The first guess was exact, my second the 2nd closest. That's my story.

  • @astrologia4968
    @astrologia4968 4 роки тому +14

    once i went on a giant shopping spree for clothes with my mum and sisters. when we were paying, we decided to try and guess how expensive all our clothes were together. i guesses and said £231.10. it was £232.

  • @malcolmdy
    @malcolmdy 5 років тому +35

    I was at school and this girl behind me was doing magic for her seatmate. I wasn't paying attention (the girl was going to find the exact card the boy picked. she shuffled the cards.) I playfully grabbed the stack of cards pulled out a random card and said "is this it?" and both the girl and the boy were shocked and the boy said "Yes". I was shocked af.

  • @theanaconda2948
    @theanaconda2948 5 років тому +66

    When i was 7 i tried to impress my friends by making it rain so i said "if i said BOOM its gonna rain" so i said boom and it rained
    Note: it was cloudy

    • @alifsaleh6864
      @alifsaleh6864 4 роки тому

      Wow

    • @AlexGNR
      @AlexGNR 4 роки тому +2

      Depends on the situation with fronts and high/low pressure systems. Temperature etc.
      I know a lot about climate science ama.
      I made a bet for €2 with a friend once, saying: in 15 minutes the rain will poor from the sky in huge amounts.
      15 minutes later on my bike it litterally rain started pooring from the sky in huge amounts.
      I've been right 99% of the times now...

  • @undone8753
    @undone8753 4 роки тому +29

    I was in class doing Christmas quiz. I don’t remember the question but everyone was shouting out random answers (there were 2 correct answers) so i shouted ‘Bob the builder’ *it was correct*

    • @detritus3676
      @detritus3676 3 роки тому +3

      That’s more like a 1/2 chance then a 1/10000 chance

    • @avery7898
      @avery7898 3 роки тому

      LMAO

  • @MakeItB3tter
    @MakeItB3tter 5 років тому +89

    When I learned that my brother’s wife was pregnant, he asked me if I could guess how they’re going to name their child, and as I said the most random name I could think of at the time (the kid’s name is Hector), I actually gave the right one: Hector.
    What are the odds of that man x) sorry for my poor english, french native here :d

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 5 років тому +11

      Actually, you seem to have perfect english!

    • @xavierdestremau5732
      @xavierdestremau5732 5 років тому

      Apres, Hector c'est plutot courant comme prénom. C'est pas comme si il s'appelait Gaston-Abdul Edouard

    • @arca5751
      @arca5751 5 років тому

      @@xavierdestremau5732 tu trouves ça courant Hector? J'en connais pas, et j'en ai jamais croisé ou entendu parlé d'un

    • @v06261
      @v06261 5 років тому +4

      xavier destremau I have no idea what you’re saying

    • @michaelinsomanywords3647
      @michaelinsomanywords3647 5 років тому

      frog

  • @elturtlegotti3288
    @elturtlegotti3288 5 років тому +54

    I’ve done that phone thing a lot back in the landline days

  • @DiscordMistake
    @DiscordMistake 4 роки тому +33

    I got that wierd ass discord call sound that one time

    • @Vohasiiv
      @Vohasiiv 3 роки тому +1

      The funky one? I got that too, I had no idea it was possible. I told my friend after I answered the call, but I think he didn't believe me (I don't remember exactly, its been over a year since it happened)

    • @Md915
      @Md915 3 роки тому +1

      Omg, the remix one?

    • @RavioliWasTaken
      @RavioliWasTaken 3 роки тому +2

      One time I got it too and it was there for a few days until it changed back

  • @arianebolt1575
    @arianebolt1575 5 років тому +16

    My brother (23 and healthy) was diagnosed with DSRCT (cancer of which there have been maybe 200 cases in history). He has since died. Now my friend’s cousin has the exact same, extremely rare cancer. 😕

    • @TheSewDew
      @TheSewDew 5 років тому

      So a healthy, dead, 23 yo

    • @arianebolt1575
      @arianebolt1575 5 років тому

      HHC Official Healthy until 23, dead at 27

    • @geigenzaehler3371
      @geigenzaehler3371 5 років тому +1

      @@arianebolt1575 I am so sorry to hear, this doesnt sound good!
      I wish you and your family the best, stay healthy!

    • @arianebolt1575
      @arianebolt1575 5 років тому

      Geigenzaehler 33 Thanks, and likewise

  • @snowleopard064
    @snowleopard064 5 років тому +16

    My story is that my neighbor that new my mom well moved away like 10 years ago. We went to Germany for the holidays, hadn’t talked to them in years. Then we hear someone call out my moms name, and they are, on the other side of the world from where we had last seen them

  • @WesNye96
    @WesNye96 4 роки тому +21

    One time I was driving with my sister and I thought someone was following us at night so I made random turns. Left, left, right, left, right, pretty soon I just park at a random house and the car that was following us pulled into their driveway.. the same house I randomly parked at

    • @detritus3676
      @detritus3676 3 роки тому +2

      LMFAOOOOOO I WONDER WHAT HE WAS THINKING

    • @avery7898
      @avery7898 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO