People Share Their Best "I Am The Manager" Moments (r/AskReddit)

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  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +13192

    Karen: I am inevitable
    Manager: And I am the manager

    • @gamerjwf532
      @gamerjwf532 5 років тому +168

      You are everywhere i look

    • @scottwade1954
      @scottwade1954 5 років тому +80

      3 sassy snaps.

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 5 років тому +29

      Dammit I was just about to comment that

    • @Just1nY.
      @Just1nY. 5 років тому +13

      Cyvader 101 suuuure

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 5 років тому +7

      Justin Y. I was I’m serious

  • @bottlerocket2528
    @bottlerocket2528 5 років тому +8784

    Karen: “Let me speak to the CEO
    The CEO: “ma’am..”

    • @usykthegoat
      @usykthegoat 5 років тому +124

      Karen: OwO

    • @igkslife
      @igkslife 5 років тому +169

      Your not the CEO, I want the real CEO!

    • @doorstopper674
      @doorstopper674 5 років тому +122

      @@igkslife *employee into walkie talkie* : she figured it out, what do i do?

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 5 років тому +103

      @@doorstopper674 *The other employee:* Fake it until you make it. I'm on my way to support you and pretend you're higher up.

    • @igkslife
      @igkslife 5 років тому +21

      @@doorstopper674 why you asking me? Do what the other person said... Lol!

  • @chronenojysk5107
    @chronenojysk5107 5 років тому +7343

    "I can't do that... She is the owner"
    Me: *pikachu shock face*

    • @elusivedesert8530
      @elusivedesert8530 5 років тому +86

      I heard i cant do that and im like oh hey theres the thing that comment was talking about

    • @imhungry6922
      @imhungry6922 5 років тому +53

      Ive never laughed so hard

    • @maria-jq5iw
      @maria-jq5iw 5 років тому +52

      "I can't do that, she is the owner.."
      Girl: ×speaks in Pikachu* pikachu!? (Really!?)

    • @hynori1819
      @hynori1819 5 років тому +50

      She is 4 parallel universe ahead of me ma'am.

    • @tylersantiago8165
      @tylersantiago8165 5 років тому +11

      I read this comment at the same time it was read on the video

  • @Will-en3kn
    @Will-en3kn 5 років тому +944

    "the manager will decide your fate"
    "I am the manager"

  • @worstpianist3985
    @worstpianist3985 5 років тому +3183

    8:58, respect for apologizing and admitting their mistakes.

    • @cameoshadowness7757
      @cameoshadowness7757 5 років тому +373

      Yeah that is a power move on it's own. Acknowledging and acepting your mistakes is huge.

    • @ilhamimran1213
      @ilhamimran1213 5 років тому +44

      Ikr the other people can just leave this world rn

    • @sinolinin9219
      @sinolinin9219 5 років тому +106

      I mean she was under stress but she still took the time

    • @Clazzette
      @Clazzette 5 років тому +110

      Battling off that filthy pride flawlessly, damn she needs that huge respect!

    • @allaroundme5429
      @allaroundme5429 5 років тому +58

      That's the one redeeming one I've heard. It was decent of her to do that.

  • @cestalia
    @cestalia 5 років тому +1898

    Remember folks, we rather lost a customer than has to receive a complain everytime she comes in.

    • @xxieathotdogxx7935
      @xxieathotdogxx7935 5 років тому +1

      Nice pfp :^)

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus 5 років тому +25

      I don't know why so many big businesses don't understand that.

    • @isurehopeitdoes0424
      @isurehopeitdoes0424 5 років тому

      Matias Espinoza Whos there

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 5 років тому +3

      Would you rather to English correctly than to wrote incoherently?

    • @sovietlamar1294
      @sovietlamar1294 5 років тому +2

      @@slappy8941 wut

  • @simhwui
    @simhwui 5 років тому +1207

    The Karen that apologized
    Me: *IMPOSSIBLE*

    • @captainobvious6779
      @captainobvious6779 5 років тому +60

      Simhwui Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

    • @ActiveTerrorism
      @ActiveTerrorism 5 років тому +81

      Other karens: we dont do that here

    • @thanasispapazoglou8135
      @thanasispapazoglou8135 5 років тому +91

      Since she apologized she wasn't a Karen ,man

    • @JuicyJoey
      @JuicyJoey 5 років тому +41

      Her name was probably Janice

    • @davidrichardson6749
      @davidrichardson6749 5 років тому +50

      She was probably a Susan model. Karen's haven't gotten that patch yet.

  • @liz.1328
    @liz.1328 5 років тому +5005

    "No ma'm I'n not just a member but am in fact the leader of the cult."

    • @obinoscopekenobi
      @obinoscopekenobi 5 років тому +21

      Lol

    • @karendavidson7752
      @karendavidson7752 5 років тому +118

      Username checks out

    • @liz.1328
      @liz.1328 5 років тому +68

      KAREN

    • @kirierjiro6436
      @kirierjiro6436 5 років тому +118

      Karen: I hAvE A CoMpLaInT AbOuT ThE GoAt iM SaCrIfYcINg
      Elmo: what is wrong
      Karen: My gOaT Is nOt fReE RaNgE
      Elmo: ok I will fix that
      Karen: aNd mY KnIfE Is nOt 100% sIlVeR Or cRuLtY FrEe
      Elmo: YOU ARE WORSHIPING SATEN,WHY DOES THIS MATTER

    • @liz.1328
      @liz.1328 5 років тому +60

      always here to accept We're more into human sacrifices but lol

  • @IamayMizono
    @IamayMizono 5 років тому +587

    Whenever someone said "I'm never shopping here again" me and all my coworkers all thought to ourselves "see you next week"

    • @GetShnuttedOn
      @GetShnuttedOn 5 років тому +93

      I used to work at a fast food restaurant. Always had this guy come in and bitch about something, anything from "My food isnt hot enough" to "it doesnt taste right." Or my favorite "Your menu is too difficult to read." One day he comes in and before his order is even done he says "Fuck this place, im never coming here again!" I tell him "OK sir, ill see you tomorrow!" The next day im working and wouldnt you know, the same dude walks in to order his usual. He sees me and gets red in the face as i tell him "Hello sir! Welcome back! How may i help you today?" I dont think i ever saw him again after that

    • @mrfamer3752
      @mrfamer3752 5 років тому +13

      @@GetShnuttedOn that's amazing

    • @notmakingcontent
      @notmakingcontent 4 роки тому

      Hey, when i say I won't go somewhere ever again, I mean it. I look for a different location, or go to some knockoff version of that place. For example, one bojangles location fucked up my order 3 times in an hour: a Cajun fillet sandwich with cheese and 2 bacon egg and cheese biscuits. The first time there was an egg in it then the second time it was a biscuit. I told myself I would never go back, and haven't been there since. This was around March

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 3 роки тому

      @@notmakingcontent That's you.

    • @kaylapounds1359
      @kaylapounds1359 2 роки тому +2

      Me and my coworkers figure they will but we hope and wish and pray that they keep that promise.

  • @TR-hy9pn
    @TR-hy9pn 5 років тому +1499

    I liked the story on 8:58. It was nice the woman apologized for her actions.

    • @worstpianist3985
      @worstpianist3985 5 років тому +28

      Yeah, me too.

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 5 років тому +23

      Idk it almost makes it worse for me. Because what if he had gotten upset? She certainly wouldn't have apologized because she can't forgive other people for the same things she expects them to forgive her for. The apology only works for me if she never acts that way again

    • @minepose98
      @minepose98 5 років тому +87

      @@DirtyPrancing If she's actually telling the truth she won't do it again, because she doesn't normally act like that.

    • @firewall5189
      @firewall5189 5 років тому +14

      It was really nice and wholesome

    • @shrewpeasant1331
      @shrewpeasant1331 5 років тому +77

      @@DirtyPrancing she regretted her actions and explained that the only reason she was acting that way was because she was extremely stressed out and trying to help her child transition into moving to a new place. people are human and are allowed to act irrationally and apologize even if they do slip up and do it again.

  • @durdurdurlerutte2875
    @durdurdurlerutte2875 5 років тому +362

    I love the one where the owner goes to get the manager and the manager has to tell the customer he/she can't fire the owner.

    • @roachsmoker2040
      @roachsmoker2040 2 роки тому +1

      ikkk i was looking for this comment, that one was so good i was gonna keep it in my back pocket incase i get in that situation

  • @yoongischubbycheeks2544
    @yoongischubbycheeks2544 5 років тому +705

    “Ma’am I can’t she is the owner”
    I would have screamed

    • @mlpdiamondswirl2897
      @mlpdiamondswirl2897 5 років тому +5

      Anyone named "Yoongi's Chubby Cheeks" I automatically trust

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 5 років тому +2

      I would have lost my sh*t and laughed to my hearts delight.

    • @elimoons6701
      @elimoons6701 4 роки тому +2

      i would have died laughing if i was there

    • @saddestcatboy
      @saddestcatboy 4 роки тому +1

      Your user is great **slow clap**

  • @Misssarabee
    @Misssarabee 5 років тому +1977

    The sexist phone dude made me wanna knock him out lol

    • @real4714
      @real4714 5 років тому +43

      Sara B I would have told that bitch to go find a big strong man to fix his phone

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 5 років тому +159

      My older sister works with a retro gaming store as a CS rep and her and the other females (3:1 female to male) in her office literally always have incels calling or emailing asking for men as “women don’t know anything about video games.” My sister carries me through pretty much any game we play together 🤡

    • @Nightwalk444
      @Nightwalk444 5 років тому +12

      Sure you would internet tough guy.

    • @DoomedSpaceMarine123
      @DoomedSpaceMarine123 5 років тому +99

      But who would have thought you could fix the phone without using the dick?

    • @sundew3848
      @sundew3848 5 років тому +67

      I am a guy but I hate I when people are like that girls have the same potential as a man does it’s also VERY rude

  • @phyzarel1845
    @phyzarel1845 5 років тому +1112

    Alternative title: Karen the Destroyer vs Final Boss Manager

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 5 років тому +51

      Hidden boss: Karen the Destroyer vs CEO

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 5 років тому +26

      *Giorno’s theme intensifies*

    • @justjj1066
      @justjj1066 5 років тому +9

      Mozarel Karen wins by calling the company sexist and saying the manager once raped her

    • @juanalos3049
      @juanalos3049 5 років тому +13

      @@justjj1066 company second phase camara evidence

    • @justjj1066
      @justjj1066 5 років тому +6

      Juan Alos *boss music grows louder*

  • @asharahmed1966
    @asharahmed1966 5 років тому +491

    In soviet russia, you dont speak to the manager, the manager speaks to you

    • @JuicyJoey
      @JuicyJoey 5 років тому +29

      Only big brain people will understand

    • @captainrex3494
      @captainrex3494 5 років тому +13

      Small world big brain congrats comrade

    • @y0kian
      @y0kian 4 роки тому +2

      MOTHER RUSSIA I serve the Soviet union

    • @exx0456
      @exx0456 4 роки тому +1

      Славный лидер Сталин одобряет сука

    • @elliotbogle6031
      @elliotbogle6031 4 роки тому +1

      Prod. RxceCrisspy oh shit

  • @macewindu2411
    @macewindu2411 5 років тому +337

    Heres a story:
    One day I was gonna arrest the chancellor, nothing out of the ordinary right?
    So I told him that the senate would decide his fate...
    ...But it turned out he was the senate!

    • @thesenate2973
      @thesenate2973 5 років тому +43

      I am the mana... I mean senate

    • @rachoir3376
      @rachoir3376 4 роки тому +14

      This is underrated comment

    • @generalsemyon2369
      @generalsemyon2369 4 роки тому +8

      This is genius

    • @genericegg7135
      @genericegg7135 4 роки тому +12

      "I've had it with these mother fucking chancellor on this mother fucking senate"

    • @Daddy-Saxon
      @Daddy-Saxon 4 роки тому +4

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation your name is outdated, the empire has taken over

  • @Joseph_Drew_III
    @Joseph_Drew_III 5 років тому +140

    08:56
    Karen: “Well maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore”

    • @maekari
      @maekari 4 роки тому +1

      Faic Legion naw fam she’s a Susan

  • @bombyman84
    @bombyman84 5 років тому +420

    Company: We are announcing a new policy, the customer is always right.
    Karens: It's free real estate

    • @Schregger
      @Schregger 5 років тому +20

      Thats a fucking policy where I work, I fucking hate it. Specially when the customer is not only wrong, but is being so utterly and completely rude, and we cant do anything about it.

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 5 років тому +5

      @@Schregger You can, you just need to be discreet if you catch my drift

    • @jesseperrella4022
      @jesseperrella4022 5 років тому

      @Otto Von Bismarck Jesus Christ... I mean that will do job, but Christ 😂

    • @AmILucid
      @AmILucid 4 роки тому

      Otto Von Bismarck oh no no no no no NO. You need to take a picture of them and later reverse the image only to find their Facebook account to find their IP address (they’ll find a way) then eventually go to their house with a WHOLE SQUAD of bitcon assassins to run them over with their mobility scooters decked out with strobe lights

    • @Moth590
      @Moth590 4 роки тому

      BITCH

  • @emilytodd4825
    @emilytodd4825 5 років тому +1497

    Nobody:
    Man: I want a GUY to fix my phone
    Girl: I am the GUY sir

    • @chromaaf8863
      @chromaaf8863 5 років тому +64

      This eminates sexism from its very veins.
      (Insert I am offended joke here)

    • @notdrbright8927
      @notdrbright8927 5 років тому +35

      I aM OfFeNdEd

    • @Joasj3434
      @Joasj3434 5 років тому +49

      @@notdrbright8927 ah
      im sorry you're offended.
      have some fertilizer watermelon wolf, grow healthy.

    • @notdrbright8927
      @notdrbright8927 5 років тому +30

      @Tomás Mugas
      I wAnT tO SpEaK tO tHe mAnAgEr

    • @Joasj3434
      @Joasj3434 5 років тому +22

      @@notdrbright8927 Oh,
      im sorry, the manager is sick today and didnt come, i perhaps will give you a coupon for this misunderstanding?

  • @LunaMane
    @LunaMane 5 років тому +402

    The guy saying he wanted to talk to the "real technician" was as funny as it was infuriating. He should be grateful because the tech could have denied him service for his misogynistic attitude, or charged him for updating the software. But she was kind so kudos for that.
    Also I can't believe some people STILL don't realize that tech involves software just as much as it does hardware. It's like if you're not unwell from a broken bone you're unwell due to allergies. Switch stuff around and it's the same thing.

    • @TheCraftySam
      @TheCraftySam 5 років тому +32

      Honestly the bloke just made everything needlessly complex and overblown. Literally all he needed to do was walk up, say what was wrong with his phone, hand it up, wait a little bit, thank them and leave. It's really not that hard.

    • @LunaMane
      @LunaMane 5 років тому +16

      @@TheCraftySam I know - which makes it even stupider. Which again made the OP a good person for choosing to be kind instead. I would have padded on the charges for his attitude.

    • @Dr.JonathanCrane
      @Dr.JonathanCrane 4 роки тому +2

      i mean isn't it an even bigger insult to him if she EASILY managed to fix the phone to let him eat his words

    • @xxvoid_cowboyxx2586
      @xxvoid_cowboyxx2586 4 роки тому +6

      The guy was both an idiot and an asshole. Did he expect that if he talked shit to the technician long enough, he’d be met with the “real” technician like some fucking hidden boss? Does the idiot truly believe that some employee is gonna try to impersonate the manager?

    • @melkiorwiseman5234
      @melkiorwiseman5234 4 роки тому +3

      "Also I can't believe some people STILL don't realize that tech involves software just as much as it does hardware."
      Hardware: The bits of the computer which you can kick.
      Software: The bits of a computer which make you want to kick it.

  • @mandalorianhunter1
    @mandalorianhunter1 5 років тому +4827

    I really hated the sexism in that one story and the guy acted like he wasn't the problem.

    • @Chinchi0123
      @Chinchi0123 5 років тому +311

      ...yeah.. that was actually pretty bad ☹️

    • @mandalorianhunter1
      @mandalorianhunter1 5 років тому +507

      @@Im_Just_Saying_87 You really really did miss something that shows the sexism.
      The asshole literally asked for the *guy* in the back and wouldn't leave it at that, refusing to have the girl help him. Even when she showed him no one else was there, he still wouldn't accept her help and insulted her by implying she wasn't working for a living. Yes the word *guys* can be gender neutral when talking about big groups, but the singular word *guy* is definitely masculine.
      *He/His/Him* are definitely not gender neutral terms and give off the assumption that you think the person in charge is male. The words *Them/They* are best used for gender neutral terms.
      Also he at first questioned who the store manager was instead of assuming it was her when he is the one who asked for the store manager in the first place. Now the girl could have gotten anyone to act as the store manager, but for him to assume that the store manager is male is *SEXIST*.
      It wasn't until he realized no one else was going to help him that he accepted her help.
      For you to actually act like the sexism wasn't there is baffling.

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 5 років тому +347

      @meimie You can go fuck yourself too lmao, even if we agree. Not saying I'm a hardline feminist but dude, did you really need to hamfist that random line in there? A shot at a group you don't agree with, even if you actually do agree in this case? Bruh moment

    • @aceofspades3003
      @aceofspades3003 5 років тому +196

      @meimie Wow, projection much? Who wronged you in this world?? You just KNOW a very detailed specific situation is happening at this moment; did your crystal ball tell you that or is it just the general hatred you seem intent to share with the world, 'cause that internal acid is gonna eat you alive.

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 5 років тому +75

      @@Im_Just_Saying_87 Pretty sure he *was* sexist, but so what. Plenty of women are truly truly nasty towards/about men, we don't crucify the lot because of the fringe...

  • @ajsmith2765
    @ajsmith2765 5 років тому +121

    2:10 *BAKADA YOU THOUGHT I WAS A LOWLY MINIMUM WAGE TEENAGER BUT IT WAS I THE MANAGER*

    • @emround1906
      @emround1906 5 років тому +1

      *LE GASP*

    • @toastedperfection2488
      @toastedperfection2488 5 років тому +1

      @NotGonnaTell MyName probably not.
      Baka means fool and da at then end is just a casual sentence ender.

    • @ZephSpiral
      @ZephSpiral 5 років тому

      I AM THE OWNER OF *ZA WUROUDO!!*

    • @diobrando7774
      @diobrando7774 5 років тому +1

      You see your OVA body almost dead in the 0:01 second?

    • @thebookless3381
      @thebookless3381 5 років тому

      @@diobrando7774 Jotaro...

  • @292moo6
    @292moo6 5 років тому +70

    Lvl 1 Karen
    Lvl 90 boss
    Lvl 100 Manager
    That’s how mafia works

  • @Psoewish
    @Psoewish 5 років тому +13

    I like that one mom. Being stressed and emotional in that situation is understandable and sometimes shit just happens, but she realized it and went out of her way to apologize and I respect that a lot.

  • @dwaynethewokjohnson6646
    @dwaynethewokjohnson6646 5 років тому +130

    Karen: Give me free stuff
    Manager: No I don't think I will
    Karen: Surprised pikachiu face

  • @faithsanders2730
    @faithsanders2730 5 років тому +72

    Karen: uses the " I would like to talk to the manager card"
    Manager: i *am* the manager
    Karen: *dies instantly*
    Me: *FATALITY*

  • @epicgamerwithamask9995
    @epicgamerwithamask9995 5 років тому +146

    Karen: I want to speak to the manager
    Manager: *Epic jojo pose* I AM THE MANAGER

    • @realmtor
      @realmtor 5 років тому

      U copied a comment

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 5 років тому +9

      Manager: Your next line is then I want the owner!
      Karen: Then I want the owner. Nani!
      Manager: But madam. I AM THE OWNER!
      Karen: *explodes*

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 5 років тому +5

      r/unexpectedJoJo

    • @kyrillos316
      @kyrillos316 5 років тому +2

      Karen: where's the manager
      Manager: YES I AM

  • @kels2129
    @kels2129 5 років тому +102

    “I look 15 but I’m 19 having a baby face sucks sometimes” ME TOO MEEEEEE TOOOOOO

    • @Zazamarandabo
      @Zazamarandabo 5 років тому +2

      B A I graduated over 7 years ago but still occasionally get asked if I’m in high school.

    • @mah1na
      @mah1na 5 років тому

      baby face gang!!

    • @totl747
      @totl747 5 років тому

      yep me too
      im 13 but people either think im 10 or a girl lol

    • @lydialarissa6418
      @lydialarissa6418 5 років тому

      My asian ass can relate

    • @iarchive.9219
      @iarchive.9219 5 років тому

      Well my voice makes me sound like a 7 year old girl

  • @igkslife
    @igkslife 5 років тому +92

    You know with today's technology anyone could start a business with a small crew. So that means anyone can become manager.

  • @nicotikibird
    @nicotikibird 5 років тому +40

    I love when they ask for “the real manager”

  • @karenlumanog1128
    @karenlumanog1128 5 років тому +42

    "I need to talk to someone above you
    Me: God?

  • @fianafarrington6899
    @fianafarrington6899 5 років тому +59

    Karen be like, I want to see the manager!
    Manager be like, I'm right here.
    ULTIMATE POWER MOVE

  • @Bagreciever9000
    @Bagreciever9000 5 років тому +639

    I have reddit why am I even here

    • @enumaelish9193
      @enumaelish9193 5 років тому +56

      Because you also have UA-cam

    • @jamisonreynolds9949
      @jamisonreynolds9949 5 років тому +38

      I listen to these when I'm on the road. You know, since driving and reading at the same time won't work well.

    • @kel6487
      @kel6487 5 років тому +2

      I do too help

    • @joshuathomas5062
      @joshuathomas5062 5 років тому +10

      Because you don't want to go picking the few pearls from the sea of clams

    • @Ace-kg3fy
      @Ace-kg3fy 5 років тому +1

      Arto Jambi same bro

  • @ima4248
    @ima4248 5 років тому +89

    "The manager will decide your fate."
    "I AM the manager."

  • @hyunxzseu
    @hyunxzseu 5 років тому +19

    "Good morning, councelor" is the most badass shit i've heard

  • @jjkxx7767
    @jjkxx7767 5 років тому +269

    Im a CSR Agent and my friend being his funny self
    Customer: let me talk to someone higher than you! The supervisor or manager or the CEO I DONT CARE!
    Supervisor: hi Im Jesus how can I help you? (It's his real name btw, he was born on dec 25 lmao)

    • @draconicfeline6177
      @draconicfeline6177 5 років тому +35

      This is absolute gold, I love it.

    • @gabuspr
      @gabuspr 5 років тому +4

      Aiden Pearce Jesus was born on Christmas -_-
      Still, he could have been born exactly at midnight, which means he was born on the 25th and therefore like Jesus

    • @gabuspr
      @gabuspr 5 років тому +2

      Aiden Pearce your bible is different than mine

    • @PottersClay21
      @PottersClay21 5 років тому +1

      @Aiden Pearce actually, that is debated. Evidence shows that christ could indeed have been born sometime in december! :)

    • @PottersClay21
      @PottersClay21 5 років тому +1

      @Aiden Pearce if it is debated whether it is false, it is ALSO debated whether it is true!
      Anyway, I thought that you were saying that christ was born, and I quote, "in march or july," I believe. :)
      If that is not what you said, I totally agree with you!

  • @krunchykarim
    @krunchykarim 5 років тому +48

    "change hats and insist he's a different person"
    seems a bit Avatar The Last Airbender to me don't you think

  • @michaelgunnels9694
    @michaelgunnels9694 5 років тому +79

    That first one would have been more funnier if he said "hi I'm court martialing you " or something like that

  • @davidwarren8280
    @davidwarren8280 5 років тому +85

    My mum has sort of the opposite happen to her. One day when she was the manager of a supermarket she was stacking a special end and a lady came up to her and said “I know you’re just a shelf stacker but I was hoping you could help me” Her badge had the words ‘store manager’ clearly written under her name

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 5 років тому +6

      For some reason, people lose the ability to read within 10 feet of a store.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 5 років тому +4

      Hell, working at Gamestop, every time I tell someone about a sale I'm actually just reading the sign directly behind them (though now I make a point to point out the sign itself, so if they forget I don't have to repeat myself).

    • @sonicsaiyan07
      @sonicsaiyan07 5 років тому +5

      @@jasondyrkacz8270 This is TOO true used to work at Toys R Us and our employee break room was right next to the lady's bathroom, and the amount of times someone barged in on us was astounding. That wouldn't be a HUGE problem, it'd be an honest mistake...if the Break Room door didn't have a sign that said "EMPLOYEES ONLY" on it!

    • @kaylapounds1359
      @kaylapounds1359 2 роки тому

      People just imagine that most members of management don't do grunt work.

    • @kaylapounds1359
      @kaylapounds1359 2 роки тому

      @@jasondyrkacz8270 ain't that the truth. Where I work, us in management do inventory on New Year's Eve, and we close early then. The first year I did it, I put up a big "closed" sign on the door even though we already had a sign displaying our holiday hours. And still people would try to open the door! 😑

  • @mrfamer3752
    @mrfamer3752 5 років тому +24

    "Let me speak to the president!"
    "The president of the company?"
    "The president of the United States, of America!"

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 5 років тому +21

    “IM NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN!!!”
    Promises, promises.

  • @masonreppeto882
    @masonreppeto882 5 років тому +49

    when ageist or sexist people are forced to have customer service with someone that they don't like lol.

  • @OhYeah10100
    @OhYeah10100 5 років тому +16

    I love how single customers think they are genuinely important to corporations

  • @robo9031
    @robo9031 5 років тому +18

    Karen: _opens mouth_
    Manager: *Who dares stand against my bois?*

  • @lordofspaghetti5454
    @lordofspaghetti5454 5 років тому +70

    I'm willing to bet some of these peoples names were Karen.

  • @SShuffle1
    @SShuffle1 5 років тому +16

    Karen: I waNt THe MaNageR
    Person: *does a dramatic spin* hello this is the manager

  • @keatonborutskie707
    @keatonborutskie707 5 років тому +9

    Respect to the woman who apologized after.

  • @gracealarde7694
    @gracealarde7694 5 років тому +25

    The foolish Karen demanding for a manager
    The manager rising into the air, eyes glowing, time bending and distorting all around them
    Manager: YOU FOOL, I AM THE MANAGER

  • @BethanyGrey1
    @BethanyGrey1 4 роки тому +7

    "But ma'am...I can't, she's the owner"
    Best. Plotwist. Ever.

  • @robertsmall1657
    @robertsmall1657 5 років тому +4

    2:58 I love when managers get aggressive towards bad customers to show his or her employees that they have their back. I think it is a great loyalty building tool and creates a solid team atmosphere. Even if it’s just a retail store or a fast food joint, having a solid and loyal team can make a job great to work at. The manager has such a huge impact on this.

  • @Tucker619
    @Tucker619 5 років тому +18

    Top ten most powerful words
    “I am the manager”

  • @phamdunk3345
    @phamdunk3345 5 років тому +21

    Karen: “let me speak to the manag-“
    Manager: Buenos dias fuckgirl

  • @sailormoonfan224
    @sailormoonfan224 5 років тому +3

    You know, props to that lady for actually coming back to apologize. Granted it's better not to blow up at strangers at all-but sometimes stress does get the better of you and you act in ways you normally wouldn't.

  • @defaultdance4727
    @defaultdance4727 5 років тому +18

    Karen: Finally, the manger will come here!
    Cashier: **giornos piano intensifies**

    • @genericegg7135
      @genericegg7135 4 роки тому

      MF got a piano next to the register.
      That's how asian he is.

  • @bleh-wk8pn
    @bleh-wk8pn 5 років тому +19

    We were on our way to some place for some occasion.
    Basically the railway network we were with had planned construction, but told nobody until they cancelled the trains. Apparantly it had been since Thursday (it was Saturday). We didn't mind so much when we got the first one cancelled, because they set us up in another train for free, telling us we could get a train to our destination when we arrived at Glasgow. Then when we got there it was cancelled again. Of course, my parents were pissed off. Because they didn't set us up with a bus or any sort of accomodation. They blatantly refused to at the customer service. My mum told them that when she buys a ticket, she's agreeing to a contract with them that they have to get her to where she's supposed to go.
    To have all the construction planned, then refuse to back up with accomodation or travel. It's just eating money from people.
    Anyway they asked to speak to the manager and the woman they were speaking to just said "I am the manager".
    Needless to say my parents were raging, that she was the senior authority there and she was being so unprofessional. She said to us that "you're only complaining because I'm not giving you what you want". Well yeah, because we kinda paid for this and you had planned construction. So of course we're going to complain?
    Parents then called up the CEO of the company and gave their complaints. The guy on the phone apologised profusely and said that if we got a taxi from Glasgow to where we were going to go, the company would cover all costs. He was so shocked to hear that the manager acted in a way she did. Anyway, the cost was roughly £250, and we did get it back.

    • @Adoobius
      @Adoobius 5 років тому +4

      Betchu that manager got fired, while I understand that these reddit videos show people being unnecessarily belligerent and rude, in this case your parents were in the right, you paid for transportation and they weren't providing on-purpose.

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 5 років тому +1

      That's a fun 180 :p
      smug manager: I'm not taking sh*t from anyone! I'm going to be the best manager ever!
      Customer: has a legitimate complaint
      Manager: get f*cked

  • @parisBIEBER
    @parisBIEBER 5 років тому +13

    Damn these stories make me wish I could just magically turn myself into a manager/boss.

  • @Handsomegargoyle04
    @Handsomegargoyle04 5 років тому +47

    That first one... the bricks he shit could've been used to build a new house.

  • @scrambledeggy
    @scrambledeggy 4 роки тому +3

    8:53 at least she apologized, good for her!

  • @antiloompa8338
    @antiloompa8338 5 років тому +1

    That last guy was great. I strive to be like that. Competent. Calm. Confident. But sticking up for my fellow man even if they made a mistake in the past

  • @FitzDwagonCat
    @FitzDwagonCat 5 років тому +6

    Me: "Hello, welcome to (store name here). How may I help you?"
    Customer: "Oh I'm here for my free (enter food item here) promised by one of the managers."
    Me: Knowing we def don't do that ever "Who? Was it the guy?"
    Customer: "Yes, he was pretty nice."
    Me: "I'm sorry I don't believe you. Anyway you can prove it."
    Customer: "It was wrote in the log book. He was very busy."
    Me: "I don't see it so I'm sorry I can't do that."
    Customer: "He was busy and likely didn't write it down."
    Me: "No I can not."
    Customer: "I want to speak with the manager here and I'm going to tell them about your rudeness."
    Me: "I am the manager as it clearly shows on my name tag and the only guy manager at the store. Furthermore I've never seen you and never promise free (enter food item here). As for the person you're complaining about you just said they were nice so I'll have to brush off the complaint. Have a nice day."
    *Regulars waiting behind him laugh at his stupidity as he storms out*

  • @webster089
    @webster089 5 років тому +8

    9:04 I have respect to the lady for apologising

  • @Juicetheeunuch
    @Juicetheeunuch 5 років тому +46

    The thumbnails on this channel are better than everything.

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion 2 роки тому +1

    9:02 Fair play to that lady for coming back to apologise.

  • @orionsarrow1025
    @orionsarrow1025 5 років тому +46

    9:14
    “I knew you were the same guy. You're the shop owner and the boat guy.”
    “Oh, you must be talking about my brothers, Dock and Xu.”
    *Please someone get the reference*

  • @jennapennywitt1294
    @jennapennywitt1294 5 років тому +14

    9:13
    Dock: Hi! how can I help?
    Sokka: Let me speak to your manager.
    changes hat
    Xu: Hi, I'm Xu! how can I help?
    Sokka: What? I said the manager!
    Xu: oh! You must mean my brother Bushi! I'll go get him!
    changes hat
    Bushi: Hi, I'm Bushi! how can I help
    Sokka:???

  • @venussroses894
    @venussroses894 5 років тому +23

    pretty sure the colonel in the first story was my uncle, he was a colonel in the airforce and he told me a similar story

  • @Ibr_k47
    @Ibr_k47 5 років тому +4

    Redditors: “not the manager, but my friends wife’s boyfriends mother’s dad’s car”

  • @imreallymadnow1383
    @imreallymadnow1383 5 років тому +4

    "I want to see the manager"
    Manager "I'm about to end this guys whole career"

  • @noskalborg723
    @noskalborg723 5 років тому +1

    I admit to having people think I'm the manager, then promptly telling them i would never chose to endure that kind of a headache.

  • @dogpoop4621
    @dogpoop4621 5 років тому +3

    2:30 That women who got the manager was a fricking genius

  • @eon1014
    @eon1014 4 роки тому +1

    Man, people REALLY need to give managers/bosses their own distinctive badges/uniforms to prevent shit like this from happening...

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 5 років тому +12

    Came for all the Karen jokes. Was not disappointed.

  • @lordmonocr6206
    @lordmonocr6206 5 років тому +1

    i love the one where the woman went to apologize because she was under stress about her child moving away from her into the university like i can get that my mom missed me when i was gone for 5 months spending time with other family like cousins and uncle around the U.S.

  • @rahovartiv3464
    @rahovartiv3464 5 років тому +6

    I would have been worth getting fired for assaulting that cell phone guy.

  • @bittersweetcandyb.r8269
    @bittersweetcandyb.r8269 5 років тому +2

    These moments are so precious

  • @beetlejuice7771
    @beetlejuice7771 4 роки тому +4

    here's my best story about this:
    Karen: outrageous! let me talk to the manager!
    Me: *turns 360 degrees* hello manager speaking. how may I help you?
    Karen: uh- uh-
    Me: would you like me to give you the owner's number?
    Karen: yes!
    Me: *writes number on slip of paper and gives it to Karen*
    Karen: you're going to regret this. *dials number in front of me*
    Me: *Phone starts to ring*
    the look on her face as I look her dead in the eye as I say, "hello. how may I help you?"

  • @Aro_dynamic46
    @Aro_dynamic46 5 років тому +2

    My friend and I were talking about this with my dad in the car and he goes “You have no idea of how satisfying it is when someone asks for the manager and you’re the manager” 😂

  • @hambregee16
    @hambregee16 4 роки тому +4

    *meanwhile in an alternate universe*
    Manager: This is *OUTRAGEOUS* Let me speak to the Karen!
    Karen: This IS the Karen

  • @TheYoshi124
    @TheYoshi124 5 років тому +1

    A customer was talking to my manager one time and asked for a manager... he literally spun around in place and told the customer “Hi, I’m the manager. What can I do for you” 😂

  • @ThunderCrims
    @ThunderCrims 5 років тому +7

    I was a manager at a pizza store
    A Karen started to yell at me
    Karen: THIS PIZZA HAS POISON IN IT!
    Me: No, It doesn't
    Karen: BRING ME TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS PIZZA
    Me: uhh... i am the person who-
    Karen: I NEED TO TALK TO THE MANAGER
    Me: I am the Manager
    Karen: *Insert swearing*
    Me: Bish, your banned, get outa here!

  • @radicalfan8743
    @radicalfan8743 4 роки тому +1

    9:04 atleast she knew she was wrong and knows how to apologize. Not all people are perfect after all

  • @TykusBalrog
    @TykusBalrog 5 років тому +46

    Hearing stories about the sexism that some women experience really makes me appreciate the self control that women have to not just castrate these guys right then and there.

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 5 років тому +1

      Women have just as much capacity for nastiness.

    • @missythestaffy9785
      @missythestaffy9785 5 років тому +4

      Ah yes those precious women are sure something different not to physically attack a sexist;!!

    • @AJR-zg2py
      @AJR-zg2py 5 років тому +1

      I learned a few days ago that one of my part-timers (a sweet middle-aged immigrant lady) was threatened for the money in the register; when she wouldn't give it to him, he actually tried to stalk her in the parking lot but the security guard escorting her caused him to flee. He was unarmed and (from her account) clearly had mental/drug issues and likely was just bluffing his way into easy money but I can only imagine how terrifying that must have been to experience...
      I can guarantee you that as a guy, the odds of him attempting that with someone who looks like me would have been close to zero - because I'd ram his head through the glass and the cops would have to arrest ME instead after the ordeal. We now have mall security doing more rounds near our shop at closing time when a female employee counts the cash and locks up.
      Women don't escalate situations like this because - unless they're an MMA prizefighter - they won't win that fight. It's startling how much stronger the average man is compared to the average woman. A man can easily kill a woman with his bare hands.

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 5 років тому

      Yes, because physical violence is totally justified for bad words. But a guy who slaps a rude bitch is a monster, right?
      Idiot.

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 5 років тому

      @@KaeYoss why would you slap anyone???
      let it go hun, anger issues dont look good on you❤

  • @jonathaneitmann3876
    @jonathaneitmann3876 3 роки тому +1

    I liked finally seeing a story where the aggressor apologized and owned up to her actions.

  • @azophi
    @azophi 4 роки тому +2

    "Not a manager, nor have I ever held a job, but..."

  • @bobolink890
    @bobolink890 5 років тому +1

    That last one should be read by every manager on the planet, that guy has the right attitude!

  • @jacknuber7442
    @jacknuber7442 5 років тому +6

    Imagine if identical twins did this

  • @kyungmiiiiiii
    @kyungmiiiiiii 5 років тому +1

    can we just acknowledge that mom that apologized? at first i was like 'damn karen way to be a role model for young timmy over there' lmao

  • @severingzeus6912
    @severingzeus6912 5 років тому +4

    Karen: let me speak to your manager
    Manager: I am the manager
    *Karen intensifies*

  • @Ace-vn7ld
    @Ace-vn7ld 5 років тому +1

    That parent who apologised was actually sort of brave, like. It was shitty to treat op the way she did but she did give what sounds like a well thought out apology and that’s more than just about everyone else does.

  • @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231
    @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 5 років тому +7

    I read the thumbnail as “What was your best I am you’re speaking to the the manager right manager now moment”

    • @vooshmoozik6185
      @vooshmoozik6185 5 років тому

      same, someone just doesn't care

    • @jungschiffer8423
      @jungschiffer8423 5 років тому +1

      You're brain process the words to fast that it end up mumbling 😂 (please don't think I'm mocking you. I just think it's funny that the humans can mixed up their word internally)

  • @Orion.401
    @Orion.401 5 років тому +1

    'He never told you what happened to the manager...'
    'He told me enough. He told me you killed him!'
    'No. I AM THE MANAGER'

  • @Nobody-vr5nl
    @Nobody-vr5nl 5 років тому +3

    Assistant manager: "your chops are too long" (that I've had for months out of 3 years)
    General manager with a beard: "your right. Go shave it. Here's a razor"
    Me: shaved it in the public bathroom. Then after my shift I ask for a 2 weeks notice forum
    Gm: " is it because i told you to shave?"
    Me: staring at him irritated ".... no..."
    Had same issue with facial piercings. I was the only one that gave a shit about my job/sober at work and was driven away for double standards only held against me even though I had multiple management ppl requesting my promotion.
    The gm was fired weeks later, the am was fired for being high at work and another am was fired after being arrested for possation of child porn. Just remember this next time you go to a fast food restaurant or say they work for minimum wage for X reason. Now I get paid $80 for 2 hrs of walking around to replace 1 floor tile.

    • @sauce8277
      @sauce8277 5 років тому

      Lol This isn't profound. You sound like a unprofessional. If you work in fast food, you shouldn't have facial piercings....Because it's mostly customer service. Getting a new job doesn't make you grow up.

  • @suntzu4607
    @suntzu4607 5 років тому +2

    I had an experience with a manager when I was in my first year of college, me and my friends were eating in KFC, I was ready to eat my chicken, cut it up and noticed that it was not cooked properly and still had blood on it. I called for one of the workers there and said the chicken has blood on it, then he called their manager.
    The manager came and told me that it’s part of their cooking process and it’s just a spice or whatever (she probably thought we were easy to trick since we’re 1st years and young looking.) I called out her bullshit because it was so obvious that it was blood. I just said politely “Ma’am I’m not stupid, I know blood when I see one because I also cook food for myself and of course chicken is part of that so I know if a chicken is cooked properly or not.” She was quiet for a few seconds and people were looking at us. She replied “Okay, I’m sorry sir, we’ll get you a new one.” She took my food and went back inside, I followed her in front of the cashier (you can see how they prepare the food at the cashier) to make sure she don’t do anything with my food, she noticed me and did everything accordingly then handed it over the counter. I gave her a smile and a thank you then went back to my table.
    So in the end, I didn’t eat an undercooked chicken, which is nice.

  • @Kimkollection
    @Kimkollection 5 років тому +9

    Imagine asking to get the owner and ur son just says
    “It’s on his tag he’s the owner haven’t you saw yet?”
    Karen: 😒walls away

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 5 років тому +1

      Every time my parents drag me along shopping somewhere, they end up asking an employee for assistance, and immediately afterwards I point out the sign 2 inches from their face answering the exact same question (that the employee likely just read...)

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 3 роки тому

      People become illiterate when shopping for some reason.

  • @rubylucylefty
    @rubylucylefty 4 роки тому +1

    Makes me want to find a McDonald’s job and work really hard, get the manager’s position, and wait for someone to ask for the manager.

  • @DJStompZone
    @DJStompZone 5 років тому +4

    My dumbass heard "Bass Picnic" and thought "Oh dude that sounds lit AF!"

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 5 років тому

      Sounds boring. Only bass? No salmon? Or poultry? Veggies? Only one species of fish on the menu?

  • @hipdavinci5122
    @hipdavinci5122 5 років тому +1

    I had a man swear at a cashier calling her a stupid bitch because she couldn't return an item, it was busted up, he didn't have the receipt, and he wasn't in our system. When he swore at the cashier its like you could feel the aura of shear rage in the air, my manager walked over demanded that the man apologize for his behavior and get the hell out he's not welcome back here. If you want loyal employees stand up for them when they need help

  • @theoneandonlyflameeye
    @theoneandonlyflameeye 5 років тому +2

    *Karen's = Diavolo*
    *Managers in these stories = Giorno*

  • @rxaee4364
    @rxaee4364 4 роки тому +1

    My older brother, 20 years old works at McDonald’s. This Karen girl got mad at him for putting “too much salt” on her chips. She snapped at him and asked to speak to his manager, or she’d leave a bad review. My brother, not wanting to get fired, got his manager. Anyways, his manager said sorry, and that he’d fire him immediately. When that lady left, the manager said he wasn’t actually fired, and that he just wanted to get rid of that Karen.
    :>

  • @Sinjun-pd7js
    @Sinjun-pd7js 5 років тому +5

    Thumbnail:
    Me when I get promoted