Cupid HATES Love
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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"I'm not made of dildos" -Cupid 2023
yeah that lmao
“I’m in horny paralalisys”
“I’m about to make this the horniest turtle” is something I never knew I wanted to hear so badly. 😂😂
Horny Turtle!
@@ravengillespie8542 also good.
I’ve seen horny turtles. They run fast for the turtlussy
"HORNY TURTLE" 🤣
“Horny turtle”
Love how Brandon always films at Dollar Tree
The employees there are probably so used to him by now and anticipate his next filiming lol
He's been kicked out of several stores, I wonder if he's been banned from any for his antics lol? They don't understand his ART
@@MariaTex3 Hell.. I work at a Dollar Tree and would be honored if he filmed while in my presence. Plus my manager is cool, if she knows I'm a fan of his art, she'll let him film lol
im imagining them checking their shared online schedule and go “oh shit that guy’s gonna turn up soon”
Honestly I'd love to see more of this character, they're a riot lol
Excuse you?? That "character" has a NAME you know, and it's Dumb Bitch.
Every single Brandon Rogers’ character is a riot
I want a whole backstory series now
I want them for Valentines Day for SURE 💖
We have to wait next year or next week
The fact that he can advertise without cutting away from the plot is amazing!
Took my brain a sec when he was, 😮 super skills
"Everyone divorce each other, I've made an error" that line went by so fast but made me laugh the most
i was looking for this comment 😂
Cupid after all the lockdown romances
Brandon is the gift that keeps on giving!
I thought that was herpes? Lol
@@MrRimant bahah took me a second to get this one
I love how Brandon has a creative mind set but just uses it to make horrendous things.
But it's what we need, dammit.
Don't you mean blitzoooooo
@@Tiorickyzx No i dont think he does.
I cannot unsee this monstrous masterpiece👁️👁️
That’s the best bit 😂
“One time I sat on one of my arrows and I was a bottom for three months” 😂😂😂 I can’t with these one liners, they catch me off guard every time 😂
I just love how Brandon never stops being creative
Best lines: "I love chocolate", "Everyone get divorced, I've made an error" and "Get me looking pensive" 🤣
"One of these arrows is just ketomine"
"I'm not made of dildos."
I wanna thank you for these videos you and your team make. I don’t have a lot of good days, I only go to school to get away from home and I only go home to get away from school.
But seeing your videos always makes me smile, no matter how dumb they are it always brings me a little bit of happiness.
So thanks for sharing your talent Brandon. No matter what happens I’ll always be a fan ♥️
Same, these videos have saved me from my darkest moments. I’m proud to say I’ll be a forever fan
Brandon is literally the only person in the internet that can make me watch a ad about dildos. That's what I call being a good actor
0:23 ‘F*** I hit a lady bug’ 🐞
Never Change Brandon 😂
0:31 I am the Filipino who sold him the candies
So that explains what was in my drink.
as a filipino who makes the candies, thank you for selling these and using them for good-
As a filipino who gave him the candies, thank you hope you will see illusions (but seriously im a filipino)
"NAVIGATE TO 'PANDA'!"
oh my god i love these kinds of videos; so nostalgic lmao
also, the very end where he brakes character and laughs is golden.
your videos instantly make me happier
Very true
He even made Cupid very funny!! Brandon is a creative genius 👏
0:42 "give me more" 😂
That convenience store clerk was absolutely perfect for this video
“GET ME LOOKING PENSIVE” 🤣🤣
happy valentines day,, Brandon literally hasnt changed at all and its really comforting
0:53 *"Only some exclusions? Well..."*
Probably talking about Quebec lol
These are some of the best videos I’ve ever seen. There’s no filter He just makes what he wants and tells Susan to shove it. It’s gorgeous
“One time I sh*t in a pet smart, and not where you’d think.”
That line was so random that I don’t think it was scripted, I’m pretty sure Brandon was just telling a real story while in costume and the cameraman just went with it 😂
I don't know what that means, does pet smart have another meaning?
@@ox3870it’s a chain of stores that sell pet accessories
@@ox3870 the joke is you're expecting him to do it in a cat's litter box but he subverts that by clarifying "not where you'd think and not where they'd hope", because a dump in a cats litter box would be easier to clean
1:42 the crackup in the end cinda got me😅
"NAVIGATE TO *PANDA."*
Cupid saving endangered species, *let's goooooo*
stayed up late just for this MASTERPIECE 😭💜
“FILIPINO DARK WEB” I AM WHEEZZINGGGG!!!
"Everyone divorce each other, I've made an error" is the funniest shit to me, my God!
The laugh at the end was so wholesome
He never runs out of ideas which is so goddamn amazing
all what you do is cursed, and i love it
🧙
This was sadly probably the happiest 1:43 minutes of my day I wish to start a position that requires one at least three minute video from Brandon a day
1:25 he's at rosemade OMG 😆
this has nostalgic vibes to it. like it was made just around the office videos he made
1:08 😂😂😂
The "oh fuck I hit a ladybug" made me laugh so hard 😂
I don’t know what I love more, the characters or the costumes
Brandon can slay anything and I love watching the crazy/genius thoughts of his mind acted out for my amusement 😂
❤ from the uk
“One time I sat on one of my arrows, I was a bottom for 3 months” LMFAOOOO
0:06 Been a long time since I’ve heard this tune
Where is that from I fell like I've heard it before, I need answer!!!
@@muhammadihsanyarda5409i heard it from it's Jerry and harry
@@muhammadihsanyarda5409I remember that tune from its Jerry and Harry
That little turtle with the Santa hat is already immune to love. It’s been rejected so many times that it finds Brandon platonically attractive
Brandon's videos always make me laugh 😂😂
The fact he hit us with a ad in the video without really messing it up is beautiful
"I once sat on one of my arrows, I was a bottom for 3 months." Lmfao you kill me dude
Brandon never change. You deserve mainstream fame! Get this man a movie!
“One time I sat on one of my arrows and I was a bottom for three months” 😂😂
My guy literally sounds like Blitzø and that makes things funnier
He is Blitzo 😭
@@estela6403 omg 😭
"Arrow's are out d**ks are in" -Cupid 2023
Blitz when stolas doesn’t show him love
HELP
@@magicsleepparalysisdemonLMAO
@@mxazingdude NBABWA
@@magicsleepparalysisdemon i like your profile 😵💫😈
@@mxazingdude ty
"Everyone divorce each other; I made an error" 🤣
This part had me rolling. (Cus true)
I want every adamandeve add to be done by Cupid
"Everyone divorce each other, I've made an error." 😭😂😂
Everytime i watch Brandon's video, i ask myself how can he come up with all of those genius concept and how tf can those make me so happy
I love him sm and i love y'all people too
*Live, Laugh, Love, Breath Brandon Rogers*
"GIVE ME MORE"
You've had three already!
My new life motto:
"Arrows are out, dicks are in!!"
I love that the turtle with a hat is a reucuring carackter
I won't be surprise if someone will edit this with Blitzo
"Now arrows are out. Dicks are in" I died😭
"I got these fuckers from a Filipino Dark Web" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We've missed this kinds of videos from you Brandon!
These videos always make my day!
i love it when incredibly talented people make chaotic masterpieces
0:01 SO true
His jokes doesnt change throughout the years, and i hope it never changes
Another classic video from Brandon Rogers 😂
One of the things I love the most about Brandon is how he can make series that last for a combined hour or more, and also invent characters that exist only for a 2 minute long video (for now at least). The range of content he can make is really cool.
Also this is among the best sponsored content I've ever seen.
"One time I sat on one of my arrows, I was a bottom for 3 months"
💀😭😂
“I’m about to make this the horniest turtle” istg Brandon never fails to make us laugh 🤣🤣
"I once shit in a petsmart, not where you think and not where they hoped." Weirdly I believe you somehow.
"One of these arrows is just ketamine."
0:21 and 1:20
I can't stop laughing at this-
Poor turtle-
Blitzø: You merge like a divorcé, honey!
Stolas in the other car:
im not suprised that this is blitzøs voice actor
“Get me looking pensive.”
*[Pregnant pause]*
“…”
*“HorNY tUrTLe!”*
🤣
That was a smooth adam&eve drop
that Filipino dark web one 😂😂😭
“One time I sat on one of my arrows, I was a bottom for three months” 😭💀
One of the most underrated Brandon skits imo
He must have a warehouse to store all these props
Why did I know this was an Adam and Eve ad. Why are these ads some of my favourite videos
Bro predicted fifty fifty's comeback
🤣🤣 As if I couldn't love you even more, Brandon! This made me laugh way too damn hard🤣 What a great way to do a sponsor🤣
Brandon rogers is just our weird funny uncle
0:31 got this fr### Filipino dark web lol
He s deffinatly Blitzø's voice actor.
"one time I sat on one of my arrows, I was a bottom for three months."
“One of them is just ketamine” made me die
1:20
"HORNY TURTLE" Why was this the line that made me laugh
Now this is how you take a sponsorship
Ngl it would be nice if we had more explanation on helen or donna, like donna literally was in a war, had her child stolen, cloned and had their hearts removed. she also lost her memory for 20 something years. And Helen has no explanation on her backstory. and i loved the video brandon
“gonna make some ppl fall in love tonight” 😀 AHHH
Loving those fur boots. 💘
One of these arrows is just ketamine may be my favorite brandon line from a one off character.
The cashier looked very uncomfortable. 😂
really loving this character
Brandon: The only fucker on youtube that cannot be canceled.
Please keep this character 🙏 🤣
0:36 Were you filming this bit in Washington?
what's weird is that on the highway the signs are in LA
another day at the brandon rogers cinematic masterpiece universe
this video is criminally underrated
Adam and Eve funding his whole channel 😂