Cutman is Incompetent

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  • Опубліковано 11 бер 2009
  • Frankly I feel sorry for the guy.

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  • @phattalbrt6832
    @phattalbrt6832 5 років тому +6164

    He was dropped when he was a floppy disk

  • @gojithereploid7623
    @gojithereploid7623 4 роки тому +5535

    He literally could've done his only job and cut the fire hose for his dinosaur

    • @kamcha9681
      @kamcha9681 4 роки тому +224

      He probably would have missfired it into his own face to be honest

    • @classiccat7783
      @classiccat7783 4 роки тому +47

      It's surprising he became a DJ with his incompetence

    • @lemonleaks3672
      @lemonleaks3672 4 роки тому +15

      It's because his legs and hips were covering his view

    • @insertobligatoryreferenceh489
      @insertobligatoryreferenceh489 4 роки тому +13

      Franco Ranullo Nope, he straight up acknowledges it

    • @AlanMcG1978
      @AlanMcG1978 4 роки тому +3

      More like yee dinosaur

  • @DrGeneralkumar82
    @DrGeneralkumar82 4 роки тому +1012

    Megaman uses cut = cuts a whole airplane
    Cutman uses cut = gets blocked by a few screws

  • @dragasalt7493
    @dragasalt7493 4 роки тому +894

    "Let's see how you do against Kung Fu Cutman!"
    **dies**

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 3 роки тому +46

      And to toast as well, Roll literally defeats him in that episode by shooting toast at him

    • @oshabot1646
      @oshabot1646 3 роки тому +7

      1:06
      Jarsh Finx

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 2 роки тому +2

      And that's what I call karma

    • @GyroMan5136
      @GyroMan5136 Рік тому +4

      Cut Man trained that kung Fu for 30 years (no seriously this episode is about mega man traveling 30 years into the future)

    • @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286
      @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286 Рік тому +1

      XD

  • @SharpVCN
    @SharpVCN 5 років тому +11053

    I love how cutman’s weapon becomes a million times more effective when used by megaman.

    • @SpydeyDan
      @SpydeyDan 5 років тому +906

      Right? Suddenly the thing had the tenacity of the robot dog in Black Mirror.

    • @justsomeplant3305
      @justsomeplant3305 5 років тому +150

      What the heck

    • @stephenstathis4
      @stephenstathis4 5 років тому +294

      @@colebrown8293 that was a needless troll. Seriously bro.

    • @Number_27
      @Number_27 5 років тому +153

      @@colebrown8293 How old are you? 12?

    • @Kriskazam
      @Kriskazam 5 років тому +197

      That homing scissor had me dying

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 5 років тому +3629

    This show's script is 99% made up of one-liners

    • @rexlr695
      @rexlr695 5 років тому +198

      That's just mega not true.

    • @emileyclark5175
      @emileyclark5175 5 років тому +86

      What's the 1%?

    • @Falcovsleon21
      @Falcovsleon21 5 років тому +165

      Welcome to the 1990s friend.

    • @ieatnapkins9225
      @ieatnapkins9225 5 років тому +100

      @@emileyclark5175 puns

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. 5 років тому +64

      The paper doll one seems to have been used twice as well

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 3 роки тому +1389

    Moral of the story: in this game, Rock beats scissor.

    • @jorgeuri4569
      @jorgeuri4569 3 роки тому +34

      thats right from rock paper & scissors

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 роки тому +44

      @@jorgeuri4569 Well, also Rock being one of Mega Man’s aliases, but you get it.

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 3 роки тому +20

      GET THIS MAN A LIKE

    • @kidgokuthepianist9142
      @kidgokuthepianist9142 3 роки тому +32

      No. The moral of the story is.... he's going to make paper dolls out of you.

    • @kevinneelyjr8147
      @kevinneelyjr8147 2 роки тому +3

      HA, PLATINUM!!!!

  • @Njnetsfan15
    @Njnetsfan15 3 роки тому +780

    Props to Dr. Wily for not shutting him down. Cutman literally ruined everything he was involved with, and Wily still felt like he was more useful than harmful. He was wrong, but still.

    • @connorkling2952
      @connorkling2952 2 роки тому +87

      I think it might’ve been because Cut Man still tried his hardest all the time even though he fails so much. Can’t really get that very often.

    • @sickle7291
      @sickle7291 2 роки тому +26

      And then you see the likes of Dr. Weil using his robots as canon fodder

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji Рік тому +5

      @@sickle7291 No better way to use your robots

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 10 місяців тому +10

      Which is pretty weird, since there were several "villain of the week" Robot Masters (Crystal Man, Pharaoh Man, and Dark Man come to mind) who came across are far more competent than Cut Man.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 роки тому +3608

    Megaman's collateral damage is serious in this show...

  • @PumpkinRow
    @PumpkinRow 7 років тому +2126

    >Cutman uses weapon, it flies straight or boomerangs to allies for no reason
    >Megaman uses Cutblade and it homes in on targets automatically
    Magik.

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 7 років тому +108

      Haks

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +142

      Nah, they seem more like clean cuts than hacks

    • @fara.r.8181
      @fara.r.8181 5 років тому +60

      pro+premium players vs noob+freemium players be like

    • @seisoch6969
      @seisoch6969 5 років тому +29

      Cutman doesnt know how to use his weapon

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 5 років тому +46

      Pumpkin Row Cutman fails so much that it makes his weapon actually stupid. It should be a homing device of terror, but Cutface has such bad luck that the shots go friendly fire.

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne 4 роки тому +684

    Cutman weakness: Existence

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 роки тому +10

      relatable

    • @bobbicamarata793
      @bobbicamarata793 3 роки тому +14

      Mega man doesn't need another robot master's weapon to beat him, he just needs cut man to exist.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +6

      In combat:
      Megaman > Cutman
      Rush > Cutman
      Roll > Cutman
      And, this last one is just a guess, but Dr Light > Cutman

    • @yeetyeet3534
      @yeetyeet3534 3 роки тому +9

      Megaman weaknesses be like:
      Guts man: bombs
      Bomb man: fire
      Ice man: electricity
      Fire man: ice
      Elec man: scissors
      Cut man: *E X I S T*

    • @thegreatandmightyseff7214
      @thegreatandmightyseff7214 3 роки тому

      @@yeetyeet3534 I always wondered why fire is weak to ice

  • @betoen
    @betoen 4 роки тому +915

    "I must apologize for Cut Man, he's an idiot.
    We have purposely built him wrong, as a joke."

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 5 років тому +4063

    Well, Rock does beat Scissors.

    • @ResidentTarantino
      @ResidentTarantino 5 років тому +170

      Are you talking about the boulder that landed on his head or that Mega Man is called Rock Man in Japan?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 5 років тому +257

      Veteran Nintenerd Yes

    • @BandBoxBrawl
      @BandBoxBrawl 5 років тому +16

      I guess paper does, too...?

    • @dominicjohnmutholil
      @dominicjohnmutholil 5 років тому +9

      @@ResidentTarantino Both I guess

    • @elementmanexe8389
      @elementmanexe8389 5 років тому +20

      Yet mega man's cutter went through a ROCK wall

  • @jeremyabbott4537
    @jeremyabbott4537 7 років тому +2929

    The one time Cutman would have been perfect, cutting the hose around the robo dino, he gloats and says it can't stop the dinobot. Really Cutman. YOUR ONE USE IS TO CUT THINGS AND YOU HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE.

    • @MrSillyheadSr
      @MrSillyheadSr 5 років тому +80

      I had to pause the video just to see if someone said something like this.

    • @crazykiller4638
      @crazykiller4638 5 років тому +21

      DJ Yoshi, so did I XD

    • @maze8918
      @maze8918 5 років тому +4

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @FluffyBucketSnake
      @FluffyBucketSnake 5 років тому +43

      MegaMan disagrees with that.

    • @Rakshasa1986
      @Rakshasa1986 5 років тому +14

      He had *one* job!

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 3 роки тому +270

    In Japan, Megaman’s name is “Rockman”. That’s why Cutman can’t beat him, because rock beats scissors.

    • @GhostGuy99
      @GhostGuy99 2 роки тому +10

      Because MegaMan's real name is Rock.

    • @cliffturbo2146
      @cliffturbo2146 Рік тому +3

      That makes a lotta sense

    • @AbigailHadwin-go8nk
      @AbigailHadwin-go8nk 5 місяців тому

      ...so what you're saying is... Dr Wily needs to make a paper robot! Iris Exe's navi from the anime comes to mind.

    • @TheSuperPlayer707
      @TheSuperPlayer707 4 місяці тому +2

      The "Rock beat Scissors" actually it's a recurring joke in Rockman Megamix. Sadly that joke didn't translated into Archie because of character's rename.

  • @boofis8953
    @boofis8953 4 роки тому +169

    Cutman’s Rolling Cutter: BAD
    Megamans Rolling Cutter: DEATH

    • @akselai
      @akselai 3 роки тому +1

      WALLY *finally, i found waldo in the comments*

    • @Matsu_Suzuki16
      @Matsu_Suzuki16 3 роки тому

      _wheeze_

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 2 місяці тому

      Maybe Rolling Cutter in this show gets a power boost based on which side of the good/evil dynamic you're on.

  • @lordkinesis4432
    @lordkinesis4432 4 роки тому +2572

    Is it just me, or does it seem like despite Cutman being incompetent, he at least tries harder than almost 90% of Wily's other robots?

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +302

      "A" for effort, that CutMan!

    • @carriestovall8687
      @carriestovall8687 3 роки тому +254

      what makes me sad is Cutman was supposed to be the main hero of the Mega man games since the creator of Megaman Akira Kitamura made Cutman as the hero but they had to change it for some reason and now even in the artwork and the TV shows they're all making fun of cutman

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 роки тому +97

      @Keith Pillsbury fun fact: mega man's standing sprite in the two dos games was based off of cut man

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 3 роки тому +130

      Hes like detective gumshoe, hes literally the only detective that does his job even tho he isnt the best at it

    • @lordkinesis4432
      @lordkinesis4432 3 роки тому +10

      @@disgal6235 Tyrell Badd tho.

  • @Hazel_16
    @Hazel_16 5 років тому +1473

    How to act scared.
    *No!*
    *Now you've got my weapon.*

    • @user-tc5hn1dz4j
      @user-tc5hn1dz4j 4 роки тому +55

      Top ten saddest anime scenes

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 роки тому +8

      @@user-tc5hn1dz4j
      This anime always makes me cry.

    • @opal6184
      @opal6184 4 роки тому +9

      I’m going to make paper dolls out of you!!!

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +6

      It actually sounds like CutMan is being tongue-in-cheek about it. Maybe he really is a double agent?!

    • @speks36
      @speks36 4 роки тому +5

      When your enemy can use your own weapon better than you can.

  • @katkid2405
    @katkid2405 4 роки тому +168

    1:33 = I died so hard lmao.
    How the hell the Rolling Cutter can track Cut Man like that, destroying walls, doors and even an airplane.

    • @Raphael-pn3lu
      @Raphael-pn3lu 3 роки тому +12

      Cutman also died after this

    • @noponarchsage
      @noponarchsage Рік тому +9

      Cutman knows the legendary joestar secret technique

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 2 місяці тому

      @@noponarchsage Unfortunately, like his weapon, he can't use it correectly.

  • @mikeg4490
    @mikeg4490 4 роки тому +109

    “Nice try Mega Jerk”
    So childish, so stupid but yet so charming.

  • @paranormalized
    @paranormalized 5 років тому +2074

    At some point the incompetence reaches a level where you wonder- is Cutman secretly a double agent? I mean, he screws his own team enough he's gotta have mad skills at talking his way out of trouble, which implies a certain social cunning. Which is the foremost skill any double agent should have.
    Then you have how potent his weapon is in MegaMan's hands- why is it so nerfed in the hands of the original owner? I don't care how much smarter MM is, Cutman has been practicing with that weapon for years, and it's reasonably unique. The difference should be like a decathlete who goes bowling for the first time vs. the schmuck who has been in a neighborhood league for a decade- the schmuck should still win the first game, or at least nor embarrass himself horribly.
    In fact, the Cutman weapon in the hands of MegaMan is so strong, that the obvious winning strategy is to target Cutman first, (since Cutman is so easily defeated anyways) grab his weapon, and shred Wiley's base in seconds. So why doesn't he? Because to do so more than once or twice risks getting Cutman expelled from Wiley's team, the same reason in WW2 that the Brits and Americans didn't overuse intelligence gained from cracking Germany's Enigma codes.
    In conclusion, I give you the wisdom of Mr T.- "It takes a smart guy to play dumb."

    • @nobunny9362
      @nobunny9362 5 років тому +293

      _but, hey._
      _that's just a theory._

    • @randtastik
      @randtastik 5 років тому +161

      Do you really think this American 80's cartoon would go that deep?

    • @thetismprism671
      @thetismprism671 5 років тому +182

      Randy yes

    • @ShannonBlake444
      @ShannonBlake444 5 років тому +28

      @@nobunny9362 nuuuuuuuu
      I'm like a month late, but I was LITERALLY just gonna say that 😂

    • @SadLittleTurkey
      @SadLittleTurkey 5 років тому +137

      It might be that given cutmans original purpose, there may be dozens of safeguards in his programming preventing him from harming others that Wily cannot remove thus preventing Curran from realistically harming people. I mean, given his purpose as a commercial bot, it would have been crucial to ensure some mad mechanic didn't just unleash him in town with a flip of a switch

  • @mobslayer9000
    @mobslayer9000 9 років тому +908

    I love how Cutman's scissors bounce off everything and have horrible accuracy, but when Megaman uses it, it cuts through a stone brick wall, a metal door, and a FUCKING AIRPLANE, all while having precise homing technology.

    • @huskiesplays8420
      @huskiesplays8420 9 років тому +42

      OP. xD

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 9 років тому +36

      The Mobslayer Actually he did cut the wings off a plane with the cutter still on his head. Maybe he's just a bad thrower?

    • @joshgerona5563
      @joshgerona5563 9 років тому +47

      Man, Cutman has the worst luck ever, like how does his rolling cutter miss megaman and hits somthing else like metal man when he was holding the ropes. And megamans rolling cutter is so very accurate IT CAN CUT AN AIRPLANE IN HALF

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 8 років тому +32

      Josh Gerona Cut Man rolled a natural 1 on the attack roll. Mega Man rolled a natural 20.

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 7 років тому +16

      "Robot Master" my ass

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao 4 роки тому +186

    We need to make a meme out of cutman running away from Megaman's scissor

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 3 роки тому +14

      Me running from Brazil:

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 роки тому +20

      The Banana Peel I threw one lap ago:
      Me on lap 3:

    • @minato1048
      @minato1048 3 роки тому +6

      When you try running from your angry mom but she throws her shoe

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 2 роки тому

      YES XD

    • @TazHall
      @TazHall 2 роки тому +2

      Running from my past

  • @cometcats1570
    @cometcats1570 3 роки тому +112

    1:50 could be seen as a perfect example of how much Wily loves his robots.
    Instead of leaving Cut Man behind to deal with the blade alone, he calls for him and risks getting hurt by the blade himself.

    • @luissalinas9143
      @luissalinas9143 2 роки тому +27

      He said get away 😂

    • @jennatamayo4730
      @jennatamayo4730 2 роки тому +24

      Dr wily has the intention of a villian but the attitude of a good guy

    • @akashgurung3111
      @akashgurung3111 2 роки тому +12

      He also saved Iceman even after he tried to attack him

  • @metaltom2003
    @metaltom2003 8 років тому +497

    Cutman uses rolling cutter, it's useless. Megaman uses rolling cutter, it plows through a brick wall, tears a hole through a 12-inch thick steel door, then proceeds to slice through the fusilage of an airplane, removing the entire nose and cockpit, and still has enough momentum to follow Cutman into Wily's skull copter, where it does still more damage!! For originally being one of Dr. Light's Robot Master series bots, Cutman really is pathetic in this cartoon. Ahh, the memories! LOL

    • @emmakirby8979
      @emmakirby8979 8 років тому +14

      +metaltom2003 I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part.

    • @MegaVile2004
      @MegaVile2004 8 років тому

      +Tonya Denny I thought you meant Petra from Minecraft Story Mode

    • @conlia
      @conlia 8 років тому +3

      +Tonya Denny Oh my god,no one cares.

    • @rebeccathornhill3352
      @rebeccathornhill3352 8 років тому

      that was a wood door

    • @jefffox1012
      @jefffox1012 7 років тому +1

      It goes to show this version of Mega Man is overpowered as fuck.

  • @TeamDusk215
    @TeamDusk215 5 років тому +1871

    I absolutely love that when Megaman uses Cutman's weapon, it's nigh unstoppable. this show was weird yes, but it was smart with its comedy in certain places.

  • @wajinshu
    @wajinshu 4 роки тому +436

    0:36 Roll face 😨😰😱

    • @auralunaprettycure
      @auralunaprettycure 3 роки тому +31

      wajinshu it’s plot relevant that’s not normal Roll

    • @cathyg6594
      @cathyg6594 3 роки тому +20

      It's part of the episode

    • @gualbertogascon2767
      @gualbertogascon2767 3 роки тому +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aria4943
      @aria4943 3 роки тому +2

      ha.

    • @weegoh8324
      @weegoh8324 3 роки тому +19

      Don’t worry, it’s not the animators, it’s the writers.

  • @judahawesome775
    @judahawesome775 4 роки тому +76

    Drinking game: take a shot every time that stock metal crunch sound plays

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 2 роки тому +1

      Good God, you'd be dead before you can make a cutting pun.

  • @weeb7778
    @weeb7778 4 роки тому +2730

    Cutman: Scissors only go one direction and can't cut through any hard object.
    Megaman using Cutmans power: Scissors chase the target and cuts through an entire airplane.

    • @estelawilly8970
      @estelawilly8970 4 роки тому +7

      you know that's not mega mans' real body, right?

    • @ed_Skynight
      @ed_Skynight 4 роки тому +26

      Estela Willy
      Wdym?

    • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
      @terminalvelocityrunner2202 4 роки тому +115

      According to cannon sources, the Rolling Cutter is a weapon with the ability to cut through pretty much anything. It’s made of the same thing as Metal Man’s blades (literally one of the most lethal weapons in gaming history due to its number of uses without refilling it, it’s firing speed and near constantly immense damage output). That material being Ceratanium. This is also what Megaman’s armor is Made of, and as the classic series’ core games have shown, is so durable and strong that it enables him to survive the gravity of Jupiter, the heat of Atomic Fire, (which is hotter then the surface of the sun), the crushing depths of the ocean basin, and the weight exerted by Wily’s castle in MM9 I believe it was. Most airplanes are made of an Aluminum alloy to both reduce weight and cost to manufacture and this makes it far far more malleable and soft than the Ceratanium that the Rolling Cutter is made of. The hulls of most commercial planes is also relatively thin so...

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 роки тому +66

      Cutman: Tries to cut Megaman, but fails and does everything but.
      Megaman: *_YOUR FATE HAS BEEN SEALED_*

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 роки тому +18

      Cutman: Oh no, toast!
      Megaman: YES THIS IS A JOJO'S REFERENCE

  • @DannyShaq26
    @DannyShaq26 10 років тому +458

    You know your incompetence is legendary when:
    1. A 5+ minute compilation can be made of your worst moments
    2. A guy, who has absolutely no experience using your weapon of choice, steals it and uses it more effectively than you ever have in your entire life.

    • @yque8761
      @yque8761 5 років тому +6

      6 minute

    • @Blaze5857
      @Blaze5857 5 років тому +18

      @@yque8761 great necrocommenting.
      5+. That is more than 5 minutes. Your comment wasn't necessary.

    • @LeGeneralKhango
      @LeGeneralKhango 5 років тому +12

      @@yque8761 you waited 4 years to say that?

    • @blur7491
      @blur7491 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @coreblaster6809
      @coreblaster6809 5 років тому +7

      @@yque8761 Actually after five minutes it changes to a song montage. So you wouldn't even be right if it wasn't so fucking pedantic.

  • @GaidenDS10
    @GaidenDS10 4 роки тому +67

    Every time Cutman says “Hold my Scissors “, hundred percent he’s gonna fail big time.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 3 роки тому +2

      So basically every time he tries to fight Megaman.

  • @normanharrison8215
    @normanharrison8215 3 роки тому +76

    4:29 my favorite part, I don't know why but Protoman's screaming was really hilarious.

    • @Cthulu_699
      @Cthulu_699 3 роки тому +2

      I- LMAO

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol Рік тому +21

      You can hear the genuine fear in his voice. Th-they’ve reflected the lAzer back At Us! *AAAAAAAAAaaaaaa*

    • @normanharrison8215
      @normanharrison8215 Рік тому +4

      @@Annexialol lmao

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic Рік тому +12

      Fucking Wily silently running away in sheer panic in his suit 😂

    • @thefattertheratter45
      @thefattertheratter45 Рік тому +4

      Protoman fucking dies

  • @bingus9651
    @bingus9651 5 років тому +1406

    Damn, he never made paper dolls out of him

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 роки тому +1958

    I love that when Rock has it, the useless guy’s weapon becomes a seeker missile from hell. It means Cutman’s weapon isn’t bad, the guy really is just that incompetent

    • @nightsregalia8641
      @nightsregalia8641 4 роки тому +190

      Wait his name is rock? Now wonder it doesn't work on him scissors can't beat rock

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +63

      Incompetent, or as a previous poster said, CutMan is a double agent.

    • @thecarrothole9712
      @thecarrothole9712 4 роки тому +21

      come on he is trying his best

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 4 роки тому +31

      Zachary Alegria His name in Japanese is Rockman, this guy’s just a weeb.

    • @taopilot2669
      @taopilot2669 4 роки тому +32

      @@nightsregalia8641 He better hope Dr. Wily never makes Paper Man.

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 2 роки тому +25

    For some reason, I love that they pronounce it "Cutm'n" like a last name instead of "Cut-Man."
    "Howdy, the name's Hezekiah Cutman. Say yer prayers, Megaman."

  • @thegamingaristocrat7615
    @thegamingaristocrat7615 3 роки тому +80

    4:22 I did not expect to see this level of realistic robot brutality on a children's cartoon. I mean that is a look of genuine fear on his face as he's crushed to pieces by a lamppost.

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol Рік тому +13

      *AAAAA!!!!* a-

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 10 місяців тому +9

      That happened *ALL THE TIME* in this show. Robot Masters get smashed to outright pieces in almost every episode (hell, Snake Man's weapon directly attacks the joints of whichever poor bot-bastard it hits), and that's not even counting things like Crystal Man getting his arm blown off or that time Roll vacuums off another robot's face.

  • @StabStabMan
    @StabStabMan 5 років тому +1041

    "Cutting you up is going to be 'shear' delight."
    With puns like these, who needs competence?

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth 5 років тому +1506

    Random Fun Fact:
    Cutman is weak to Woodman's Leaf Shield, even though Cutman was made with the purpose to cut down trees.

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 5 років тому +81

      well duh, trees, not leafs!

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 5 років тому +78

      Sounds like bullshit. Cutman was from Megaman 1, and Woodman from 2. Maybe I'm in the wrong here, and it's possible to fight Cutman with the Leaf Shield in Wily Wars, the fighting games, or Megaman 8 Saturn?

    • @carpetedkitche
      @carpetedkitche 5 років тому +29

      i *think* it's either in the anime or the fighting games

    • @notingles
      @notingles 5 років тому +26

      It's the leaf shield. It shields leaves.

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 5 років тому +3

      And since when does Cutman shoot leaves, dude?

  • @ardenskylark6235
    @ardenskylark6235 4 роки тому +56

    Lmao he's so pathetically hilarious.
    This guy rolls a natural 1 in every decision and action ever made and I live for each consequence

  • @anionshade970
    @anionshade970 4 роки тому +25

    2:59 " _step this way_ *PLEASE!* "

  • @pungoblin9377
    @pungoblin9377 4 роки тому +2223

    I like how the strength of cut man’s cutters are so inconsistent. In one scene they cut a phone pole in half with no signs of stopping, but then in the next scene, they get stopped by slightly high water pressure.

    • @XerneX127
      @XerneX127 4 роки тому +320

      Then Mega Man cuts through a brick wall, a metal door, and a whole airplane

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 4 роки тому +102

      However a good kick sends it back

    • @beywheelzhater8930
      @beywheelzhater8930 4 роки тому +107

      And screws directly reflect it, doesn't knock it away, doesn't slow it to a stop, no, it directly reflects it

    • @ninjaoclock3865
      @ninjaoclock3865 4 роки тому +8

      The 146th Walnut and the vacuum

    • @rogerbrooke165
      @rogerbrooke165 4 роки тому +41

      Back when they did what ever to drive the plot forward

  • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
    @Tkdboy-gk1wk 5 років тому +1399

    1:07 "Let's see how you do against… KUNG FU CUT MAN! HI-YAH!!"
    *immediately gets blasted… by Roll.*

    • @Tmaster-pb5nt
      @Tmaster-pb5nt 4 роки тому +51

      At least he tried

    • @ivanlagrana878
      @ivanlagrana878 4 роки тому +43

      Roll became Indiana Jones in that scene

    • @Thelowestofthelowtiers
      @Thelowestofthelowtiers 4 роки тому +24

      ...one of the worst characters in fighting game history...who wasn't even programmed to fight...

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 роки тому +4

      @@Thelowestofthelowtiers
      You can't blame him.

    • @jamquick5298
      @jamquick5298 4 роки тому +21

      She blasted the fuck out if him too.

  • @masterenactor1796
    @masterenactor1796 4 роки тому +77

    1:49 I like how Dr Wily knows that he can't afford to let Cutman on his Wily Machine, lest he also gets a haircut!
    "CUTMAN! GET AWAY!!"

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack 3 роки тому +70

    2:53
    As someone who has never seen this show, the way Proto runs in out of nowhere and grabs the girl with that creepy change in music feels like a WHOLE different situation than it actually is 😅
    Made worse by the dialogue 😂

    • @BlackMage969
      @BlackMage969 2 роки тому +16

      Hide your kids from Protoman

    • @darklink7850
      @darklink7850 2 роки тому +13

      *"Exuuuuuuuse me, princess!"*

    • @vitopasco8266
      @vitopasco8266 10 місяців тому +3

      That's his sister

    • @zkdelta8014
      @zkdelta8014 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@vitopasco8266That's either better or worse

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 8 місяців тому +2

      Thw music change is what makes it worse 😭✋️

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann 7 років тому +2321

    Things that are better than Cutman's blade:
    -Nails
    -Water
    -Wind
    -Stepping to the right

    • @Allsketchx25
      @Allsketchx25 6 років тому +165

      Violet Dirge until Megaman gets hero advantage and it follows for miles and cuts through steel doors, brick walls

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 6 років тому +7

      Frost Prime was robbed in last year's election.

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 6 років тому +44

      and kicking it

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 6 років тому +19

      and bolts

    • @aceonfire12
      @aceonfire12 6 років тому +32

      falling over

  • @steeledminer616
    @steeledminer616 5 років тому +437

    I like just how mildly inconvenience he sounds about his weapon being taken

    • @ricohernandez9969
      @ricohernandez9969 5 років тому +37

      Aw shucks looks like you have my weapon.

    • @kylebradley3
      @kylebradley3 5 років тому +29

      To be fair it sucks whenever he uses it...

    • @w.ninjakoopa
      @w.ninjakoopa 4 роки тому +23

      Cutman probably thought Megaman would suck as much as he does with the weapon.

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 4 роки тому +20

      Then runs for his life as the cutter hones in like a uav

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +15

      It actually sounds like CutMan is being tongue-in-cheek about it. Maybe he really is a double agent?!

  • @Ness_Dreemurr
    @Ness_Dreemurr 3 роки тому +20

    I remember cutman saying "I'm going to cut you into paper dolls" and thinking it was funniest thing ever

  • @karimsarif8934
    @karimsarif8934 3 роки тому +48

    he's about as successful as me trying to be a responsible adult. i feel him

  • @THEGREATMAX
    @THEGREATMAX 8 років тому +1291

    Well, it's not really his fault, I mean... ROCK DOES BEAT SCISSORS, AFTER ALL

  • @jackkaiserfilm
    @jackkaiserfilm 5 років тому +3961

    I feel like cutman is your one friends who just sucks at everything, but you keep him around for pure entertainment purposes. Poor cutman.

  • @Monty2289
    @Monty2289 4 роки тому +14

    I like how in Cutman's hands his shears just just that.
    In Megman's hands the shears are unstoppable heatseeking wrecking balls that don't so much as cut but smashes through stone walls and steal barricades

  • @Jhakri_
    @Jhakri_ Рік тому +6

    Nothing is funnier than these robots driving around in a fucking rental van. I don't think anything could tickle me more.

  • @abirampadmadhar8214
    @abirampadmadhar8214 4 роки тому +714

    This guy make storm troopers feel good about themselves

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 3 роки тому +24

      Cutman: Nooooo

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 роки тому +7

      @@awesometron7866 Eli J. Martinez: yes

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 2 роки тому +6

      @@erainmartinez8175 Cutman: I am going to make a paper doll out of you, Martinez!

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 8 місяців тому +3

      I can imagine poor cutman scrolling through these comments and crying himself to sleep.

    • @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard
      @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard 5 місяців тому +1

      -I'm doing my part.
      +I'm doing my part.
      ×I'm doing my part.
      *I DIDN'T DO F***INK SH**!!!.

  • @Cloudeusz
    @Cloudeusz 4 роки тому +1248

    Anybody notice how they used the “I’m going to make paper dolls out of you” line twice?

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 4 роки тому +224

      Cutman is so incompetent he can't even make up new one-liners.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +162

      @@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge You might say CutMan is...wait for it...
      *CUTTING CORNERS.* ✂

    • @trollshamanpwnage
      @trollshamanpwnage 4 роки тому +109

      He said it again because he thought nobody heard it the first time and he was really proud of that line.
      Yes, we heard you the first time and it wasnt that good. Sorry if that cuts a bit deep, but you're not that sharp.

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 4 роки тому +23

      @@edwardgaines6561 You can say he's not *cut* out for the job

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +3

      @@alduintheanti-dragonborn 👏😀

  • @justiciar1964
    @justiciar1964 4 роки тому +38

    0:36 Jeez you'll never see Megaman this jacked in the games.

    • @VoidJWKDDOUS
      @VoidJWKDDOUS 2 місяці тому

      Have you seen X in the series???

  • @slip4510
    @slip4510 3 роки тому +5

    3:47 good advice that cutman should take

  • @TatsurouKaos
    @TatsurouKaos 10 років тому +440

    When will Cutman ever learn?
    ...Rock ALWAYS beats scissors! lol

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 років тому +29

      that joke was so great.... did you think of it yourself? honestly. That joke was sitting infront of my face the entire time! why didn't I think of that!

    • @TatsurouKaos
      @TatsurouKaos 10 років тому +11

      Actually, it dates back to Bob and George. Not in that exact format, but it's an old joke. Glad you like it, though.

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 років тому +9

      TatsurouKaos I love that joke. It isn't even the laugh out loud joke. its the "thats so clever i can't stop smirking" joke.

    • @TatsurouKaos
      @TatsurouKaos 10 років тому +5

      Well I'm glad I made you smirk. I honestly thought it would only get groans.

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 років тому +6

      TatsurouKaos I always appreciate a good joke, even if its terrible.

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому +477

    2:58 I just find it so hilarious how Proto Man nonchalantly snatches up Roll.
    *Step this wayyy, **_pleeeeeease~_*

    • @vuan8167
      @vuan8167 4 роки тому +43

      His main ability; Errape young girls

    • @rasta7655
      @rasta7655 4 роки тому +78

      *exuuuuuuuse me, princess~*

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 4 роки тому +45

      Brother sister bonding at its purest
      For real, cutman is so incompetent, he cant even beat roll

    • @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920
      @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920 4 роки тому +4

      @@vuan8167 you mean his sister lol

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 роки тому +12

      "Sorry sis. Too dangerous"

  • @xenon8927
    @xenon8927 3 роки тому +15

    i remember reading a comment that said cutman is just pretending to be incompetent, and he actually works for light. This also explains why megaman's copy is a million times more effective. Cutman is just missing on purpose

    • @falconsolo1213
      @falconsolo1213 Рік тому

      I see why mega man doesn't kill him like everyone else

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 4 роки тому +806

    "Lets see how you do against Kung Foo Cutman!"
    *gets shot*

    • @CyIinder
      @CyIinder 4 роки тому +17

      Actual name: Cunt Fool Cutman

    • @killertails1244
      @killertails1244 4 роки тому +15

      He had the bad guy from the indiana jones feeling

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 роки тому

      @@CyIinder 😂😂😂

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 4 роки тому +5

      "The first thing you should know about martial arts: guns beat martial arts everytime." Stan Smith.

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 роки тому

      @@baalfgames5318 😂😂😂

  • @zorokicksass60
    @zorokicksass60 8 років тому +520

    you know when a villain is pathetic, when they hero can use your power, better than what you can.

  • @ryanpower9580
    @ryanpower9580 4 роки тому +17

    4:01
    Megaman is a savage, dont call him a goody two circuits.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 роки тому

      "You're a little low on air!"
      _"And you're full of shit!"_

  • @vidyabatter
    @vidyabatter Рік тому +5

    This video is psychological torture because Cut Man is my favorite robot master.

  • @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff
    @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff 5 років тому +261

    The instant megs gets ahold of cutman's weapon it goes from a terribly aimed wet piece of spaghetti to an actual lightsaber in terms of cuttin capability

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 років тому +12

      You got to hand it to them, the characters may have looked weird but they sure knew how to make some hilarious show out of it

    • @tj.henderson
      @tj.henderson 5 років тому +2

      Let's see how you do against...
      *KUNG FU CUTMAN!*

  • @SpiritualJD12887
    @SpiritualJD12887 7 років тому +393

    Let me get this straight when cutman uses his weapon it get deflected off or dodged easy as hell (it was litterally deflected by shooting screws at it) but when megaman copies the EXACT same weapon it cuts through anything and homes in on it's target to ensure it never misses. Megaman's best feature was the build in Game Genie Dr. Light installed into him apparently...

    • @jackwilliams-bukac7986
      @jackwilliams-bukac7986 7 років тому +30

      Yep when in doubt cheat like hell!

    • @manic6520
      @manic6520 7 років тому +16

      SpiritualJD12887 Megaman is op

    • @Coey8900
      @Coey8900 7 років тому +47

      No see, Cut Man is incompetent. He can't even use the weapon he was programmed to use right, apparently. When Mega Man uses it he uses it to its fullest and turns it into a homing blade of death, only rubbing it into him further.

    • @randtastik
      @randtastik 7 років тому +15

      ViridianSun Good Point, Especially since Cutman was Built to be a Lumber Robot.

    • @Viciousotk1
      @Viciousotk1 5 років тому +5

      Also when cutman uses it has a chance to attack his own allys

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 4 роки тому +13

    1:15 Megaman just straight shot him in the chest like "you loser" lol

  • @RealestShaggyRogers
    @RealestShaggyRogers 3 роки тому +7

    I never knew how much I loved cutman until I hear ren's voice come out of him

  • @DEWGGaming
    @DEWGGaming 5 років тому +650

    1:44
    To show you the power of Flex Tape...
    **NEYOW**
    I SAWED THIS PLANE IN HALF!!!

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 років тому +23

      PHIL NO

    • @bearbumxx2600
      @bearbumxx2600 5 років тому +14

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 5 років тому +17

      that's ALOTTA DAMAGE

    • @b1tchb4by3
      @b1tchb4by3 5 років тому +1

      I read this comment as it happened

    • @DanielAyy
      @DanielAyy 5 років тому +2

      And repaired it with only Flex Dolls

  • @Ganmorg
    @Ganmorg 9 років тому +293

    Rock always beats scissors. The writers were more clever than we give them credit for.

    • @Legally_John
      @Legally_John 6 років тому +16

      But Mega Man/Rock already does more damage to Cut Man with the buster in the game. So it wasn't the writers.

    • @thisdraco4794
      @thisdraco4794 6 років тому +5

      FluxGigawatt It was the creator's of the game.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 6 років тому +16

      This Guy Even then the writers were clever enough to pick up that clever fact. Cleverception!

  • @seanc7342
    @seanc7342 4 роки тому +9

    I love how this video makes its way into my recommended once every three years

  • @tlucas7031
    @tlucas7031 7 місяців тому +4

    2:10 Love how his most competent moment was when he made Mega Man stumble and fall back slightly.

  • @KrissieFox
    @KrissieFox 5 років тому +191

    Poor cutman..It seems he just really wants to make some paper dolls but doesn't know how to safely acquire any craft supplies.

  • @vKota
    @vKota 5 років тому +890

    The real question is how did he get so much screen time?

    • @MalWareIsKing
      @MalWareIsKing 5 років тому +188

      Because he is good at making paper dolls.

    • @frivolousjulius7492
      @frivolousjulius7492 5 років тому +49

      Because Cutman is great, that's why.

    • @Fridgemasters
      @Fridgemasters 5 років тому +83

      because he’s going to make papoar dauls owt of yoo

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 5 років тому +55

      The weak and stupid villains always got way more screen time than the smart and strong villains in old cartoons.

    • @VideoGameMasters09
      @VideoGameMasters09 5 років тому +39

      Every episode had Cut Man, Guts Man and guest Robot Master of the day.

  • @henischick
    @henischick 2 роки тому +5

    I Like the fact that cutman is
    a puching bag for mega man

  • @killertrip10
    @killertrip10 2 роки тому +5

    "nice try Megaman! But this dino will tear through this rop-"
    You had, literally, one job, Cutman.

  • @mossesmoreno8321
    @mossesmoreno8321 4 роки тому +188

    This is basically the opposite of the, "the boss when he joins your team," meme.

  • @redjarman
    @redjarman 8 років тому +905

    0:36 puberty hit Roll like a truck

  • @WillyGoatActual
    @WillyGoatActual Рік тому +4

    @5:00
    When that MegaJerk is able to use your own weapon against you more effectively than you ever could against him

  • @KATTALNUVA3
    @KATTALNUVA3 2 роки тому +6

    4:33
    Wily: Energize the force fields!
    Protoman: What force fields?!

  • @faint46
    @faint46 5 років тому +305

    1:14 MegaMan one shot CutMan, steals his ability, take one shot and it does a million times better than what CutMan can ever do.

  • @russianempire5628
    @russianempire5628 6 років тому +111

    Cutman gets thrown so much that he repeats a pun he said before

  • @kutorinota4165
    @kutorinota4165 4 роки тому +32

    Why didn’t megaman sound like this in X4 and megaman 8 lmao

    • @johnnynorrisjr.39
      @johnnynorrisjr.39 3 роки тому +1

      Time to get serious

    • @angrycinnabon2956
      @angrycinnabon2956 3 роки тому +2

      *Dats a gud questuhn*

    • @Chrno34
      @Chrno34 4 місяці тому

      I mean, OG Megaman is supposed to be a ten year-old boy, so him sounding like a young adult would be weird. X has no such excuse because he's supposed to be a grown man.

  • @zetasann
    @zetasann 4 роки тому +32

    I don’t like how everybody has JoJo pecks.

    • @scorpionrutin2530
      @scorpionrutin2530 4 роки тому +10

      It's because at the time, and probably even today, American publishers thought that a childish design in video games won't appeal to an American audience, and instead, made the designs have more superhero-like designs like Superman. Hence why the boxart for a lot of the Mega Man games in the U.S are bad.

    • @zetasann
      @zetasann 4 роки тому +2

      Rodolfo Bacod lol that was supposed to be a sadistic jojoke lol
      Thanks for the info though man, thought provoking

    • @antisimp9917
      @antisimp9917 3 роки тому +3

      @@scorpionrutin2530 isn't this Cartoon Canadian?

    • @PerfectAzrael
      @PerfectAzrael 3 роки тому +2

      @@antisimp9917 It is. You’re right.

  • @samikaze1862
    @samikaze1862 5 років тому +444

    Cutman dies in Infinity War

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 років тому +24

      DAM YOU WITH YOU’RE SPOILERS

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 5 років тому +12

      @@brianisme6498 DAMN YOU AND YOUR GRAMMAR

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 років тому +2

      TheSuperSaiyanPikachu lol

    • @generallyblocky
      @generallyblocky 4 роки тому +1

      worst spoiler m8

    • @koolboi6610
      @koolboi6610 4 роки тому +4

      Cut Man's last words: At least I still have my weapon!

  • @controlfreak110
    @controlfreak110 5 років тому +65

    " we nee a simple fight for the finale of the episode"
    "Should we....Do another cutman fight where his blade cuts a random item that falls on top of him regardless of location?" - Writers probably.

  • @ImpossibleCakePro
    @ImpossibleCakePro 4 роки тому +9

    The Virgin Ruby-Spears "Cutman" versus the Chad DIC "Cutsman"

  • @mastrorick
    @mastrorick 2 роки тому +8

    1:12
    1:17
    I don't know why but I love when characters in this show get blasted directly

  • @mariano1196
    @mariano1196 9 років тому +232

    holy shit megaman was stupidly OP in this show

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 9 років тому +1

      ***** nice name

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 9 років тому

      Wat

    • @mackhudson1493
      @mackhudson1493 9 років тому +1

      ***** probably cuz cutman is incompetent

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 9 років тому +23

      Tell that to PharaohMan. He's having NONE of Megaman's bullshit.

    • @broogul7335
      @broogul7335 9 років тому

      Mr. Skelletal megaman can beat 99% of megaman content with just mega buster (and skill). Mega man so gdlk

  • @X23SSaviourGundam
    @X23SSaviourGundam 9 років тому +207

    Really though, Cutman is the hero of the show, how many times has his bumbling antics and poor aim saved the day?

    • @gulorful8488
      @gulorful8488 5 років тому +8

      Also, no matter how many times he loses, he continues to try his best.

  • @UBRambo56
    @UBRambo56 Рік тому +2

    1:28 “No! Now you got my weapon!”

  • @chaliceohearts4658
    @chaliceohearts4658 3 роки тому +22

    2:57 It looks as if Protoman is trying to hook up with Roll...

  • @broogul7335
    @broogul7335 9 років тому +273

    i need a job where i get this many chances when shit's on the line

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 4 роки тому +234

    2:47 I love it when heroes have had enough of a villain’s shit and just interrupt them with a takedown.
    Cut man “Come on, he can’t take-“
    Mega man *Bang*

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +15

      You'd love Guts in _Berserk_ then.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 10 місяців тому +1

      The smart Robot Masters in this show do that too. Pharaoh Man's reaction to Mega Man acquiring his weapon is to punch him in the mouth while he says "now I've got your power!" because it's a vulnerability that no one else seems to recognize.

  • @davincithesequel2847
    @davincithesequel2847 4 роки тому +9

    Cutman is Krillin confirmed

  • @Javier-rm5cr
    @Javier-rm5cr 4 роки тому +48

    Incompetent or not my man cutman has the n word pass 0:46

    • @Vaffle_1231
      @Vaffle_1231 4 роки тому +2

      More like m word pass

    • @perfect.stealth
      @perfect.stealth 4 роки тому +1

      I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +1

      If the N-word is so bad, why do Black people call themselves that word? 😁
      And also, this is MegaMan! Why insert race?

    • @Kaleii08
      @Kaleii08 4 роки тому +4

      N*gga jerk

    • @lordpillows762
      @lordpillows762 4 роки тому +8

      @@edwardgaines6561 congratulations, you have 0 sense of humor

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 4 роки тому +325

    0:25 got me good. The barely audible "uh oh" was so funny to me, idk why!

  • @jordanstofcik9341
    @jordanstofcik9341 3 роки тому +4

    I'm going to make paper dolls out of you. That's funny cutman. I would love to meet the voice actor who played him

  • @michaelkowal3230
    @michaelkowal3230 Рік тому +3

    "Let's see how you do against kung-fu Cutman, ya!" *(gets wrecked by toast)*

  • @user-pl5oi4uk1r
    @user-pl5oi4uk1r 9 років тому +286

    You had one job Cutman...
    One job...

  • @CapnForever604
    @CapnForever604 5 років тому +596

    Why is cut man the only one with anatomically correct ears?

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 5 років тому +42

      Uh, that's a good question

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 5 років тому +88

      Who cares about ears? I'm more interested in why he sounds really nasal despite not having a nose.

    • @80skidwannabe9
      @80skidwannabe9 4 роки тому +23

      They're not ears i think the show got it wrong because in all other media they're metal rings

    • @matheusnever1plasmaman477
      @matheusnever1plasmaman477 4 роки тому +6

      @@80skidwannabe9 OR ARE THEY?

    • @rynkayz4605
      @rynkayz4605 4 роки тому +6

      @@matheusnever1plasmaman477
      *vsause music intensifies*