Cutman is Incompetent

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  • @phattalbrt6832
    @phattalbrt6832 6 років тому +6431

    He was dropped when he was a floppy disk

  • @gojithereploid7623
    @gojithereploid7623 4 роки тому +5722

    He literally could've done his only job and cut the fire hose for his dinosaur

    • @kamcha9681
      @kamcha9681 4 роки тому +246

      He probably would have missfired it into his own face to be honest

    • @ClassicCat80
      @ClassicCat80 4 роки тому +54

      It's surprising he became a DJ with his incompetence

    • @lemonleaks3672
      @lemonleaks3672 4 роки тому +18

      It's because his legs and hips were covering his view

    • @insertobligatoryreferenceh489
      @insertobligatoryreferenceh489 4 роки тому +14

      Franco Ranullo Nope, he straight up acknowledges it

    • @AlanMcG1978
      @AlanMcG1978 4 роки тому +3

      More like yee dinosaur

  • @SharpVCN
    @SharpVCN 6 років тому +11230

    I love how cutman’s weapon becomes a million times more effective when used by megaman.

    • @SpydeyDan
      @SpydeyDan 6 років тому +931

      Right? Suddenly the thing had the tenacity of the robot dog in Black Mirror.

    • @justsomeplant3305
      @justsomeplant3305 6 років тому +155

      What the heck

    • @stephenstathis4
      @stephenstathis4 6 років тому +299

      @@colebrown8293 that was a needless troll. Seriously bro.

    • @Number_27
      @Number_27 5 років тому +156

      @@colebrown8293 How old are you? 12?

    • @Kriskazam
      @Kriskazam 5 років тому +206

      That homing scissor had me dying

  • @DrGeneralkumar82
    @DrGeneralkumar82 4 роки тому +1183

    Megaman uses cut = cuts a whole airplane
    Cutman uses cut = gets blocked by a few screws

  • @Hazel_16
    @Hazel_16 6 років тому +1541

    How to act scared.
    *No!*
    *Now you've got my weapon.*

    • @user-tc5hn1dz4j
      @user-tc5hn1dz4j 4 роки тому +59

      Top ten saddest anime scenes

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 роки тому +8

      @@user-tc5hn1dz4j
      This anime always makes me cry.

    • @opal6184
      @opal6184 4 роки тому +9

      I’m going to make paper dolls out of you!!!

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +7

      It actually sounds like CutMan is being tongue-in-cheek about it. Maybe he really is a double agent?!

    • @speks36
      @speks36 4 роки тому +5

      When your enemy can use your own weapon better than you can.

  • @jeremyabbott4537
    @jeremyabbott4537 7 років тому +3008

    The one time Cutman would have been perfect, cutting the hose around the robo dino, he gloats and says it can't stop the dinobot. Really Cutman. YOUR ONE USE IS TO CUT THINGS AND YOU HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE.

    • @MrSillyheadSr
      @MrSillyheadSr 6 років тому +83

      I had to pause the video just to see if someone said something like this.

    • @crazykiller4638
      @crazykiller4638 6 років тому +21

      DJ Yoshi, so did I XD

    • @maze8918
      @maze8918 6 років тому +5

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @Rakshasa1986
      @Rakshasa1986 6 років тому +16

      He had *one* job!

    • @AeroSixWJ
      @AeroSixWJ 6 років тому +3

      Jeremy Abbott 😂😂😂😂

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 6 років тому +3783

    This show's script is 99% made up of one-liners

    • @rexlr695
      @rexlr695 5 років тому +211

      That's just mega not true.

    • @emileyclark2195
      @emileyclark2195 5 років тому +89

      What's the 1%?

    • @Falcovsleon21
      @Falcovsleon21 5 років тому +179

      Welcome to the 1990s friend.

    • @ieatnapkins9225
      @ieatnapkins9225 5 років тому +106

      @@emileyclark2195 puns

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. 5 років тому +74

      The paper doll one seems to have been used twice as well

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 4 роки тому +1525

    Moral of the story: in this game, Rock beats scissor.

    • @jorgeuri4569
      @jorgeuri4569 4 роки тому +39

      thats right from rock paper & scissors

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 роки тому +47

      @@jorgeuri4569 Well, also Rock being one of Mega Man’s aliases, but you get it.

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi 3 роки тому +22

      GET THIS MAN A LIKE

    • @Therealcriticalideology
      @Therealcriticalideology 3 роки тому +34

      No. The moral of the story is.... he's going to make paper dolls out of you.

    • @kevinneelyjr8147
      @kevinneelyjr8147 3 роки тому +4

      HA, PLATINUM!!!!

  • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
    @Tkdboy-gk1wk 5 років тому +1422

    1:07 "Let's see how you do against… KUNG FU CUT MAN! HI-YAH!!"
    *immediately gets blasted… by Roll.*

    • @TTastic-pb5nt
      @TTastic-pb5nt 4 роки тому +52

      At least he tried

    • @ivanlagrana878
      @ivanlagrana878 4 роки тому +43

      Roll became Indiana Jones in that scene

    • @Thelowestofthelowtiers
      @Thelowestofthelowtiers 4 роки тому +26

      ...one of the worst characters in fighting game history...who wasn't even programmed to fight...

    • @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX
      @MIGHTYFIGHTER20XX 4 роки тому +6

      @@Thelowestofthelowtiers
      You can't blame him.

    • @jamquick5298
      @jamquick5298 4 роки тому +22

      She blasted the fuck out if him too.

  • @bingus9651
    @bingus9651 6 років тому +1461

    Damn, he never made paper dolls out of him

  • @PumpkinRow
    @PumpkinRow 8 років тому +2208

    >Cutman uses weapon, it flies straight or boomerangs to allies for no reason
    >Megaman uses Cutblade and it homes in on targets automatically
    Magik.

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 8 років тому +110

      Haks

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 7 років тому +146

      Nah, they seem more like clean cuts than hacks

    • @fara.r.8181
      @fara.r.8181 6 років тому +63

      pro+premium players vs noob+freemium players be like

    • @seisoch6969
      @seisoch6969 6 років тому +32

      Cutman doesnt know how to use his weapon

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 6 років тому +48

      Pumpkin Row Cutman fails so much that it makes his weapon actually stupid. It should be a homing device of terror, but Cutface has such bad luck that the shots go friendly fire.

  • @Njnetsfan15
    @Njnetsfan15 3 роки тому +843

    Props to Dr. Wily for not shutting him down. Cutman literally ruined everything he was involved with, and Wily still felt like he was more useful than harmful. He was wrong, but still.

    • @connorkling2952
      @connorkling2952 3 роки тому +94

      I think it might’ve been because Cut Man still tried his hardest all the time even though he fails so much. Can’t really get that very often.

    • @sickle7291
      @sickle7291 2 роки тому +30

      And then you see the likes of Dr. Weil using his robots as canon fodder

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji Рік тому +7

      @@sickle7291 No better way to use your robots

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Рік тому +16

      Which is pretty weird, since there were several "villain of the week" Robot Masters (Crystal Man, Pharaoh Man, and Dark Man come to mind) who came across are far more competent than Cut Man.

  • @lordkinesis4432
    @lordkinesis4432 4 роки тому +2676

    Is it just me, or does it seem like despite Cutman being incompetent, he at least tries harder than almost 90% of Wily's other robots?

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +317

      "A" for effort, that CutMan!

    • @carriestovall8687
      @carriestovall8687 4 роки тому +270

      what makes me sad is Cutman was supposed to be the main hero of the Mega man games since the creator of Megaman Akira Kitamura made Cutman as the hero but they had to change it for some reason and now even in the artwork and the TV shows they're all making fun of cutman

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 роки тому +98

      @Keith Pillsbury fun fact: mega man's standing sprite in the two dos games was based off of cut man

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 3 роки тому +136

      Hes like detective gumshoe, hes literally the only detective that does his job even tho he isnt the best at it

    • @lordkinesis4432
      @lordkinesis4432 3 роки тому +10

      @@disgal6235 Tyrell Badd tho.

  • @StabStabMan
    @StabStabMan 5 років тому +1053

    "Cutting you up is going to be 'shear' delight."
    With puns like these, who needs competence?

  • @dragasalt7493
    @dragasalt7493 4 роки тому +938

    "Let's see how you do against Kung Fu Cutman!"
    **dies**

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 4 роки тому +48

      And to toast as well, Roll literally defeats him in that episode by shooting toast at him

    • @oshabot1646
      @oshabot1646 3 роки тому +9

      1:06
      Jarsh Finx

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 роки тому +2

      And that's what I call karma

    • @GyroMan5136
      @GyroMan5136 2 роки тому +5

      Cut Man trained that kung Fu for 30 years (no seriously this episode is about mega man traveling 30 years into the future)

    • @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286
      @mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286 Рік тому +1

      XD

  • @betoen
    @betoen 4 роки тому +982

    "I must apologize for Cut Man, he's an idiot.
    We have purposely built him wrong, as a joke."

  • @paranormalized
    @paranormalized 6 років тому +2089

    At some point the incompetence reaches a level where you wonder- is Cutman secretly a double agent? I mean, he screws his own team enough he's gotta have mad skills at talking his way out of trouble, which implies a certain social cunning. Which is the foremost skill any double agent should have.
    Then you have how potent his weapon is in MegaMan's hands- why is it so nerfed in the hands of the original owner? I don't care how much smarter MM is, Cutman has been practicing with that weapon for years, and it's reasonably unique. The difference should be like a decathlete who goes bowling for the first time vs. the schmuck who has been in a neighborhood league for a decade- the schmuck should still win the first game, or at least nor embarrass himself horribly.
    In fact, the Cutman weapon in the hands of MegaMan is so strong, that the obvious winning strategy is to target Cutman first, (since Cutman is so easily defeated anyways) grab his weapon, and shred Wiley's base in seconds. So why doesn't he? Because to do so more than once or twice risks getting Cutman expelled from Wiley's team, the same reason in WW2 that the Brits and Americans didn't overuse intelligence gained from cracking Germany's Enigma codes.
    In conclusion, I give you the wisdom of Mr T.- "It takes a smart guy to play dumb."

    • @nobunny9362
      @nobunny9362 6 років тому +298

      _but, hey._
      _that's just a theory._

    • @randtastik
      @randtastik 6 років тому +164

      Do you really think this American 80's cartoon would go that deep?

    • @thetismprism671
      @thetismprism671 6 років тому +183

      Randy yes

    • @ShannonBlake444
      @ShannonBlake444 5 років тому +30

      @@nobunny9362 nuuuuuuuu
      I'm like a month late, but I was LITERALLY just gonna say that 😂

    • @SadLittleTurkey
      @SadLittleTurkey 5 років тому +139

      It might be that given cutmans original purpose, there may be dozens of safeguards in his programming preventing him from harming others that Wily cannot remove thus preventing Curran from realistically harming people. I mean, given his purpose as a commercial bot, it would have been crucial to ensure some mad mechanic didn't just unleash him in town with a flip of a switch

  • @metaltom2003
    @metaltom2003 8 років тому +520

    Cutman uses rolling cutter, it's useless. Megaman uses rolling cutter, it plows through a brick wall, tears a hole through a 12-inch thick steel door, then proceeds to slice through the fusilage of an airplane, removing the entire nose and cockpit, and still has enough momentum to follow Cutman into Wily's skull copter, where it does still more damage!! For originally being one of Dr. Light's Robot Master series bots, Cutman really is pathetic in this cartoon. Ahh, the memories! LOL

    • @emmakirby8979
      @emmakirby8979 8 років тому +14

      +metaltom2003 I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part.

    • @MegaVile2004
      @MegaVile2004 8 років тому

      +Tonya Denny I thought you meant Petra from Minecraft Story Mode

    • @conlia
      @conlia 8 років тому +3

      +Tonya Denny Oh my god,no one cares.

    • @rebeccathornhill3352
      @rebeccathornhill3352 8 років тому

      that was a wood door

    • @jefffox1012
      @jefffox1012 8 років тому +1

      It goes to show this version of Mega Man is overpowered as fuck.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 роки тому +3660

    Megaman's collateral damage is serious in this show...

    • @DeeRose54
      @DeeRose54 4 роки тому +30

      Yo holy eggs it’s proto

    • @user-bl2bt7re8c
      @user-bl2bt7re8c 4 роки тому +16

      I see it all hit our recommended XD

    • @spinoirrex2433
      @spinoirrex2433 4 роки тому +3

      Indeed

    • @Kanokon1000
      @Kanokon1000 4 роки тому +18

      But Proto!!
      He iS fiGhtINg aGAintS The iVOL of DoCTor WillY!?!

    • @ginunggagap
      @ginunggagap 4 роки тому +20

      ye that airplane did not deserve that

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne 4 роки тому +755

    Cutman weakness: Existence

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 4 роки тому +11

      relatable

    • @bobbicamarata793
      @bobbicamarata793 3 роки тому +16

      Mega man doesn't need another robot master's weapon to beat him, he just needs cut man to exist.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +8

      In combat:
      Megaman > Cutman
      Rush > Cutman
      Roll > Cutman
      And, this last one is just a guess, but Dr Light > Cutman

    • @yeetyeet3534
      @yeetyeet3534 3 роки тому +11

      Megaman weaknesses be like:
      Guts man: bombs
      Bomb man: fire
      Ice man: electricity
      Fire man: ice
      Elec man: scissors
      Cut man: *E X I S T*

    • @thegreatandmightyseff7214
      @thegreatandmightyseff7214 3 роки тому +1

      @@yeetyeet3534 I always wondered why fire is weak to ice

  • @weeb7778
    @weeb7778 4 роки тому +2756

    Cutman: Scissors only go one direction and can't cut through any hard object.
    Megaman using Cutmans power: Scissors chase the target and cuts through an entire airplane.

    • @estelawilly8970
      @estelawilly8970 4 роки тому +7

      you know that's not mega mans' real body, right?

    • @ed_Skynight
      @ed_Skynight 4 роки тому +26

      Estela Willy
      Wdym?

    • @terminalvelocityrunner2202
      @terminalvelocityrunner2202 4 роки тому +115

      According to cannon sources, the Rolling Cutter is a weapon with the ability to cut through pretty much anything. It’s made of the same thing as Metal Man’s blades (literally one of the most lethal weapons in gaming history due to its number of uses without refilling it, it’s firing speed and near constantly immense damage output). That material being Ceratanium. This is also what Megaman’s armor is Made of, and as the classic series’ core games have shown, is so durable and strong that it enables him to survive the gravity of Jupiter, the heat of Atomic Fire, (which is hotter then the surface of the sun), the crushing depths of the ocean basin, and the weight exerted by Wily’s castle in MM9 I believe it was. Most airplanes are made of an Aluminum alloy to both reduce weight and cost to manufacture and this makes it far far more malleable and soft than the Ceratanium that the Rolling Cutter is made of. The hulls of most commercial planes is also relatively thin so...

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 роки тому +67

      Cutman: Tries to cut Megaman, but fails and does everything but.
      Megaman: *_YOUR FATE HAS BEEN SEALED_*

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 роки тому +18

      Cutman: Oh no, toast!
      Megaman: YES THIS IS A JOJO'S REFERENCE

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 6 років тому +4143

    Well, Rock does beat Scissors.

    • @ResidentTarantino
      @ResidentTarantino 6 років тому +171

      Are you talking about the boulder that landed on his head or that Mega Man is called Rock Man in Japan?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 6 років тому +258

      Veteran Nintenerd Yes

    • @BandBoxBrawl
      @BandBoxBrawl 5 років тому +16

      I guess paper does, too...?

    • @dominicjohnmutholil
      @dominicjohnmutholil 5 років тому +9

      @@ResidentTarantino Both I guess

    • @elementmanexe8389
      @elementmanexe8389 5 років тому +21

      Yet mega man's cutter went through a ROCK wall

  • @mobslayer9000
    @mobslayer9000 10 років тому +973

    I love how Cutman's scissors bounce off everything and have horrible accuracy, but when Megaman uses it, it cuts through a stone brick wall, a metal door, and a FUCKING AIRPLANE, all while having precise homing technology.

    • @huskiesplays8420
      @huskiesplays8420 9 років тому +43

      OP. xD

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 9 років тому +38

      The Mobslayer Actually he did cut the wings off a plane with the cutter still on his head. Maybe he's just a bad thrower?

    • @joshgerona5563
      @joshgerona5563 9 років тому +48

      Man, Cutman has the worst luck ever, like how does his rolling cutter miss megaman and hits somthing else like metal man when he was holding the ropes. And megamans rolling cutter is so very accurate IT CAN CUT AN AIRPLANE IN HALF

    • @Fennaixelphox
      @Fennaixelphox 9 років тому +34

      Josh Gerona Cut Man rolled a natural 1 on the attack roll. Mega Man rolled a natural 20.

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 7 років тому +18

      "Robot Master" my ass

  • @boofis8953
    @boofis8953 4 роки тому +200

    Cutman’s Rolling Cutter: BAD
    Megamans Rolling Cutter: DEATH

    • @akselai
      @akselai 4 роки тому +1

      WALLY *finally, i found waldo in the comments*

    • @Matsu_Suzuki16
      @Matsu_Suzuki16 4 роки тому

      _wheeze_

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 7 місяців тому

      Maybe Rolling Cutter in this show gets a power boost based on which side of the good/evil dynamic you're on.

  • @pungoblin9377
    @pungoblin9377 4 роки тому +2231

    I like how the strength of cut man’s cutters are so inconsistent. In one scene they cut a phone pole in half with no signs of stopping, but then in the next scene, they get stopped by slightly high water pressure.

    • @XerneX127
      @XerneX127 4 роки тому +322

      Then Mega Man cuts through a brick wall, a metal door, and a whole airplane

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 4 роки тому +103

      However a good kick sends it back

    • @beywheelzhater8930
      @beywheelzhater8930 4 роки тому +108

      And screws directly reflect it, doesn't knock it away, doesn't slow it to a stop, no, it directly reflects it

    • @ninjaoclock3865
      @ninjaoclock3865 4 роки тому +8

      The 146th Walnut and the vacuum

    • @rogerbrooke165
      @rogerbrooke165 4 роки тому +40

      Back when they did what ever to drive the plot forward

  • @TeamDusk215
    @TeamDusk215 5 років тому +1878

    I absolutely love that when Megaman uses Cutman's weapon, it's nigh unstoppable. this show was weird yes, but it was smart with its comedy in certain places.

  • @DannyShaq26
    @DannyShaq26 10 років тому +470

    You know your incompetence is legendary when:
    1. A 5+ minute compilation can be made of your worst moments
    2. A guy, who has absolutely no experience using your weapon of choice, steals it and uses it more effectively than you ever have in your entire life.

    • @yque8761
      @yque8761 6 років тому +6

      6 minute

    • @Blaze5857
      @Blaze5857 6 років тому +19

      @@yque8761 great necrocommenting.
      5+. That is more than 5 minutes. Your comment wasn't necessary.

    • @LeGeneralKhango
      @LeGeneralKhango 6 років тому +12

      @@yque8761 you waited 4 years to say that?

    • @blur7491
      @blur7491 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @coreblaster6809
      @coreblaster6809 6 років тому +7

      @@yque8761 Actually after five minutes it changes to a song montage. So you wouldn't even be right if it wasn't so fucking pedantic.

  • @katkid2405
    @katkid2405 4 роки тому +181

    1:33 = I died so hard lmao.
    How the hell the Rolling Cutter can track Cut Man like that, destroying walls, doors and even an airplane.

    • @Raphael-pn3lu
      @Raphael-pn3lu 3 роки тому +13

      Cutman also died after this

    • @noponarchsage
      @noponarchsage 2 роки тому +9

      Cutman knows the legendary joestar secret technique

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 7 місяців тому

      @@noponarchsage Unfortunately, like his weapon, he can't use it correectly.

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann 8 років тому +2353

    Things that are better than Cutman's blade:
    -Nails
    -Water
    -Wind
    -Stepping to the right

    • @Allsketchx25
      @Allsketchx25 7 років тому +166

      Violet Dirge until Megaman gets hero advantage and it follows for miles and cuts through steel doors, brick walls

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 7 років тому +7

      Frost Prime was robbed in last year's election.

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 7 років тому +45

      and kicking it

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 7 років тому +19

      and bolts

    • @aceonfire12
      @aceonfire12 7 років тому +33

      falling over

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 роки тому +1981

    I love that when Rock has it, the useless guy’s weapon becomes a seeker missile from hell. It means Cutman’s weapon isn’t bad, the guy really is just that incompetent

    • @nightsregalia8641
      @nightsregalia8641 4 роки тому +193

      Wait his name is rock? Now wonder it doesn't work on him scissors can't beat rock

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +66

      Incompetent, or as a previous poster said, CutMan is a double agent.

    • @thecarrothole9712
      @thecarrothole9712 4 роки тому +22

      come on he is trying his best

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 4 роки тому +32

      Zachary Alegria His name in Japanese is Rockman, this guy’s just a weeb.

    • @taopilot2669
      @taopilot2669 4 роки тому +33

      @@nightsregalia8641 He better hope Dr. Wily never makes Paper Man.

  • @_V.Va_
    @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +484

    2:58 I just find it so hilarious how Proto Man nonchalantly snatches up Roll.
    *Step this wayyy, **_pleeeeeease~_*

    • @vuan8167
      @vuan8167 4 роки тому +43

      His main ability; Errape young girls

    • @rasta7655
      @rasta7655 4 роки тому +80

      *exuuuuuuuse me, princess~*

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 4 роки тому +46

      Brother sister bonding at its purest
      For real, cutman is so incompetent, he cant even beat roll

    • @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920
      @raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920 4 роки тому +4

      @@vuan8167 you mean his sister lol

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 роки тому +12

      "Sorry sis. Too dangerous"

  • @mikeg4490
    @mikeg4490 4 роки тому +121

    “Nice try Mega Jerk”
    So childish, so stupid but yet so charming.

  • @Cloudeusz
    @Cloudeusz 4 роки тому +1253

    Anybody notice how they used the “I’m going to make paper dolls out of you” line twice?

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 4 роки тому +228

      Cutman is so incompetent he can't even make up new one-liners.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +165

      @@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge You might say CutMan is...wait for it...
      *CUTTING CORNERS.* ✂

    • @trollshamanpwnage
      @trollshamanpwnage 4 роки тому +113

      He said it again because he thought nobody heard it the first time and he was really proud of that line.
      Yes, we heard you the first time and it wasnt that good. Sorry if that cuts a bit deep, but you're not that sharp.

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 4 роки тому +25

      @@edwardgaines6561 You can say he's not *cut* out for the job

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +4

      @@alduintheanti-dragonborn 👏😀

  • @TatsurouKaos
    @TatsurouKaos 11 років тому +450

    When will Cutman ever learn?
    ...Rock ALWAYS beats scissors! lol

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 років тому +29

      that joke was so great.... did you think of it yourself? honestly. That joke was sitting infront of my face the entire time! why didn't I think of that!

    • @TatsurouKaos
      @TatsurouKaos 10 років тому +11

      Actually, it dates back to Bob and George. Not in that exact format, but it's an old joke. Glad you like it, though.

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 років тому +9

      TatsurouKaos I love that joke. It isn't even the laugh out loud joke. its the "thats so clever i can't stop smirking" joke.

    • @TatsurouKaos
      @TatsurouKaos 10 років тому +5

      Well I'm glad I made you smirk. I honestly thought it would only get groans.

    • @AlchemistCori
      @AlchemistCori 10 років тому +6

      TatsurouKaos I always appreciate a good joke, even if its terrible.

  • @abirampadmadhar8214
    @abirampadmadhar8214 4 роки тому +717

    This guy make storm troopers feel good about themselves

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 4 роки тому +23

      Cutman: Nooooo

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 роки тому +7

      @@awesometron7866 Eli J. Martinez: yes

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 2 роки тому +6

      @@erainmartinez8175 Cutman: I am going to make a paper doll out of you, Martinez!

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 Рік тому +3

      I can imagine poor cutman scrolling through these comments and crying himself to sleep.

    • @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard
      @JoanSlugXAkaJerkyBogard 11 місяців тому +1

      -I'm doing my part.
      +I'm doing my part.
      ×I'm doing my part.
      *I DIDN'T DO F***INK SH**!!!.

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 3 роки тому +297

    In Japan, Megaman’s name is “Rockman”. That’s why Cutman can’t beat him, because rock beats scissors.

    • @GhostGuy99
      @GhostGuy99 2 роки тому +13

      Because MegaMan's real name is Rock.

    • @cliffturbo2146
      @cliffturbo2146 Рік тому +4

      That makes a lotta sense

    • @AbigailHadwin-go8nk
      @AbigailHadwin-go8nk 10 місяців тому

      ...so what you're saying is... Dr Wily needs to make a paper robot! Iris Exe's navi from the anime comes to mind.

    • @TheSuperPlayer707
      @TheSuperPlayer707 9 місяців тому +2

      The "Rock beat Scissors" actually it's a recurring joke in Rockman Megamix. Sadly that joke didn't translated into Archie because of character's rename.

  • @jackkaiserfilm
    @jackkaiserfilm 5 років тому +3967

    I feel like cutman is your one friends who just sucks at everything, but you keep him around for pure entertainment purposes. Poor cutman.

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 4 роки тому +814

    "Lets see how you do against Kung Foo Cutman!"
    *gets shot*

    • @killertails1244
      @killertails1244 4 роки тому +16

      He had the bad guy from the indiana jones feeling

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 роки тому

      @@CyIinder 😂😂😂

    • @baalfgames5318
      @baalfgames5318 4 роки тому +5

      "The first thing you should know about martial arts: guns beat martial arts everytime." Stan Smith.

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 роки тому

      @@baalfgames5318 😂😂😂

    • @GaidenDS10
      @GaidenDS10 4 роки тому

      Roll: You’re TOAST mister!

  • @DEWGGaming
    @DEWGGaming 6 років тому +651

    1:44
    To show you the power of Flex Tape...
    **NEYOW**
    I SAWED THIS PLANE IN HALF!!!

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 6 років тому +23

      PHIL NO

    • @bearbumxx2600
      @bearbumxx2600 6 років тому +14

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 6 років тому +17

      that's ALOTTA DAMAGE

    • @b1tchb4by3
      @b1tchb4by3 5 років тому +1

      I read this comment as it happened

    • @DanielAyy
      @DanielAyy 5 років тому +2

      And repaired it with only Flex Dolls

  • @wajinshu
    @wajinshu 4 роки тому +450

    0:36 Roll face 😨😰😱

    • @auralunaprettycure
      @auralunaprettycure 4 роки тому +33

      wajinshu it’s plot relevant that’s not normal Roll

    • @cathyg6594
      @cathyg6594 4 роки тому +22

      It's part of the episode

    • @gualbertogascon2767
      @gualbertogascon2767 4 роки тому +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @aria4943
      @aria4943 4 роки тому +2

      ha.

    • @weegoh8324
      @weegoh8324 4 роки тому +21

      Don’t worry, it’s not the animators, it’s the writers.

  • @GrandSleuth
    @GrandSleuth 6 років тому +1515

    Random Fun Fact:
    Cutman is weak to Woodman's Leaf Shield, even though Cutman was made with the purpose to cut down trees.

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 6 років тому +82

      well duh, trees, not leafs!

    • @RaposaCadela
      @RaposaCadela 6 років тому +80

      Sounds like bullshit. Cutman was from Megaman 1, and Woodman from 2. Maybe I'm in the wrong here, and it's possible to fight Cutman with the Leaf Shield in Wily Wars, the fighting games, or Megaman 8 Saturn?

    • @carpetedkitche
      @carpetedkitche 6 років тому +29

      i *think* it's either in the anime or the fighting games

    • @notingles
      @notingles 6 років тому +28

      It's the leaf shield. It shields leaves.

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 6 років тому +2

      Unless megaman uses it

  • @THEGREATMAX
    @THEGREATMAX 8 років тому +1295

    Well, it's not really his fault, I mean... ROCK DOES BEAT SCISSORS, AFTER ALL

  • @vKota
    @vKota 6 років тому +890

    The real question is how did he get so much screen time?

    • @MalWareIsKing
      @MalWareIsKing 6 років тому +186

      Because he is good at making paper dolls.

    • @frivolousjulius7492
      @frivolousjulius7492 6 років тому +48

      Because Cutman is great, that's why.

    • @Fridgemasters
      @Fridgemasters 6 років тому +81

      because he’s going to make papoar dauls owt of yoo

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 6 років тому +54

      The weak and stupid villains always got way more screen time than the smart and strong villains in old cartoons.

    • @VideoGameMasters09
      @VideoGameMasters09 6 років тому +38

      Every episode had Cut Man, Guts Man and guest Robot Master of the day.

  • @cometcats1570
    @cometcats1570 3 роки тому +125

    1:50 could be seen as a perfect example of how much Wily loves his robots.
    Instead of leaving Cut Man behind to deal with the blade alone, he calls for him and risks getting hurt by the blade himself.

  • @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff
    @KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff 6 років тому +263

    The instant megs gets ahold of cutman's weapon it goes from a terribly aimed wet piece of spaghetti to an actual lightsaber in terms of cuttin capability

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 6 років тому +13

      You got to hand it to them, the characters may have looked weird but they sure knew how to make some hilarious show out of it

    • @Latoshajsinspiration
      @Latoshajsinspiration 5 років тому +3

      Let's see how you do against...
      *KUNG FU CUTMAN!*

  • @faint46
    @faint46 5 років тому +307

    1:14 MegaMan one shot CutMan, steals his ability, take one shot and it does a million times better than what CutMan can ever do.

  • @redjarman
    @redjarman 8 років тому +911

    0:36 puberty hit Roll like a truck

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao 4 роки тому +199

    We need to make a meme out of cutman running away from Megaman's scissor

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 3 роки тому +15

      Me running from Brazil:

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 3 роки тому +20

      The Banana Peel I threw one lap ago:
      Me on lap 3:

    • @minato1048
      @minato1048 3 роки тому +6

      When you try running from your angry mom but she throws her shoe

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 роки тому

      YES XD

    • @TazHall
      @TazHall 2 роки тому +2

      Running from my past

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 4 роки тому +328

    0:25 got me good. The barely audible "uh oh" was so funny to me, idk why!

  • @zorokicksass60
    @zorokicksass60 9 років тому +521

    you know when a villain is pathetic, when they hero can use your power, better than what you can.

  • @SpiritualJD12887
    @SpiritualJD12887 8 років тому +393

    Let me get this straight when cutman uses his weapon it get deflected off or dodged easy as hell (it was litterally deflected by shooting screws at it) but when megaman copies the EXACT same weapon it cuts through anything and homes in on it's target to ensure it never misses. Megaman's best feature was the build in Game Genie Dr. Light installed into him apparently...

    • @jackwilliams-bukac7986
      @jackwilliams-bukac7986 8 років тому +30

      Yep when in doubt cheat like hell!

    • @manic6520
      @manic6520 8 років тому +16

      SpiritualJD12887 Megaman is op

    • @Coey8900
      @Coey8900 8 років тому +47

      No see, Cut Man is incompetent. He can't even use the weapon he was programmed to use right, apparently. When Mega Man uses it he uses it to its fullest and turns it into a homing blade of death, only rubbing it into him further.

    • @randtastik
      @randtastik 7 років тому +15

      ViridianSun Good Point, Especially since Cutman was Built to be a Lumber Robot.

    • @Viciousotk1
      @Viciousotk1 6 років тому +5

      Also when cutman uses it has a chance to attack his own allys

  • @normanharrison8215
    @normanharrison8215 3 роки тому +80

    4:29 my favorite part, I don't know why but Protoman's screaming was really hilarious.

    • @Cthulu_699
      @Cthulu_699 3 роки тому +3

      I- LMAO

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol 2 роки тому +24

      You can hear the genuine fear in his voice. Th-they’ve reflected the lAzer back At Us! *AAAAAAAAAaaaaaa*

    • @normanharrison8215
      @normanharrison8215 2 роки тому +5

      @@Annexialol lmao

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 2 роки тому +15

      Fucking Wily silently running away in sheer panic in his suit 😂

    • @thefattertheratter45
      @thefattertheratter45 Рік тому +6

      Protoman fucking dies

  • @SamikazeAtk
    @SamikazeAtk 6 років тому +444

    Cutman dies in Infinity War

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 років тому +25

      DAM YOU WITH YOU’RE SPOILERS

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 5 років тому +13

      @@brianisme6498 DAMN YOU AND YOUR GRAMMAR

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 5 років тому +2

      TheSuperSaiyanPikachu lol

    • @generallyblocky
      @generallyblocky 4 роки тому +1

      worst spoiler m8

    • @koolboi6610
      @koolboi6610 4 роки тому +4

      Cut Man's last words: At least I still have my weapon!

  • @mossesmoreno8321
    @mossesmoreno8321 4 роки тому +189

    This is basically the opposite of the, "the boss when he joins your team," meme.

  • @KrissieFox
    @KrissieFox 6 років тому +192

    Poor cutman..It seems he just really wants to make some paper dolls but doesn't know how to safely acquire any craft supplies.

  • @judahawesome775
    @judahawesome775 4 роки тому +84

    Drinking game: take a shot every time that stock metal crunch sound plays

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +3

      Good God, you'd be dead before you can make a cutting pun.

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 8 років тому +139

    I love at 0:32 when Cutman is thrown at the truck, the fender doesn't even dent.
    Cutman can't even commit car insurance fraud.

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 4 роки тому +234

    2:47 I love it when heroes have had enough of a villain’s shit and just interrupt them with a takedown.
    Cut man “Come on, he can’t take-“
    Mega man *Bang*

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому +16

      You'd love Guts in _Berserk_ then.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Рік тому +2

      The smart Robot Masters in this show do that too. Pharaoh Man's reaction to Mega Man acquiring his weapon is to punch him in the mouth while he says "now I've got your power!" because it's a vulnerability that no one else seems to recognize.

  • @Ganmorg
    @Ganmorg 10 років тому +292

    Rock always beats scissors. The writers were more clever than we give them credit for.

    • @Legally_John
      @Legally_John 7 років тому +16

      But Mega Man/Rock already does more damage to Cut Man with the buster in the game. So it wasn't the writers.

    • @thisdraco4794
      @thisdraco4794 6 років тому +5

      FluxGigawatt It was the creator's of the game.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 6 років тому +16

      This Guy Even then the writers were clever enough to pick up that clever fact. Cleverception!

  • @GaidenDS10
    @GaidenDS10 4 роки тому +73

    Every time Cutman says “Hold my Scissors “, hundred percent he’s gonna fail big time.

    • @derrickhaggard
      @derrickhaggard 4 роки тому +2

      So basically every time he tries to fight Megaman.

  • @X23SSaviourGundam
    @X23SSaviourGundam 10 років тому +208

    Really though, Cutman is the hero of the show, how many times has his bumbling antics and poor aim saved the day?

    • @gulorful8488
      @gulorful8488 6 років тому +10

      Also, no matter how many times he loses, he continues to try his best.

  • @BagofBonesJAW
    @BagofBonesJAW 6 років тому +1160

    Cutman sounds like if someone was both Canadian and Italian and was doing an impression of your stereotypical bad guy

    • @bingcrosbygaming616
      @bingcrosbygaming616 6 років тому +26

      Haunting Spook can’t tell if that’s extremely racist or not racist at all

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 6 років тому +60

      Haunting Spook dont forget Mexican

    • @TheSpartan451
      @TheSpartan451 6 років тому +28

      He’s somebody doing a Peter Lorre impression

    • @KFP2GG
      @KFP2GG 6 років тому +4

      Or N. Gin if he was in Wrath Of Corte

    • @johntrains1317
      @johntrains1317 6 років тому +6

      He sound Mexican lol

  • @broogul7335
    @broogul7335 9 років тому +273

    i need a job where i get this many chances when shit's on the line

  • @thegamingaristocrat7615
    @thegamingaristocrat7615 3 роки тому +84

    4:22 I did not expect to see this level of realistic robot brutality on a children's cartoon. I mean that is a look of genuine fear on his face as he's crushed to pieces by a lamppost.

    • @Annexialol
      @Annexialol 2 роки тому +14

      *AAAAA!!!!* a-

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Рік тому +10

      That happened *ALL THE TIME* in this show. Robot Masters get smashed to outright pieces in almost every episode (hell, Snake Man's weapon directly attacks the joints of whichever poor bot-bastard it hits), and that's not even counting things like Crystal Man getting his arm blown off or that time Roll vacuums off another robot's face.

    • @smzig
      @smzig 5 місяців тому +1

      He went full Waspinator.

  • @russianempire5628
    @russianempire5628 7 років тому +110

    Cutman gets thrown so much that he repeats a pun he said before

  • @ceehawkins5041
    @ceehawkins5041 5 років тому +509

    This is a metaphor:
    Cutman is You
    Megaman is Life

    • @ricohernandez9969
      @ricohernandez9969 5 років тому +9

      It's the perfect metaphor because it's true lol

    • @ChillavaKirby
      @ChillavaKirby 4 роки тому +2

      Lol you can't just do that you gotta explain why

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 4 роки тому

      CutMan is like Charlie Brown. Good Grief!

  • @controlfreak110
    @controlfreak110 6 років тому +67

    " we nee a simple fight for the finale of the episode"
    "Should we....Do another cutman fight where his blade cuts a random item that falls on top of him regardless of location?" - Writers probably.

  • @ardenskylark6235
    @ardenskylark6235 4 роки тому +59

    Lmao he's so pathetically hilarious.
    This guy rolls a natural 1 in every decision and action ever made and I live for each consequence

  • @ДругиеФантом
    @ДругиеФантом 9 років тому +286

    You had one job Cutman...
    One job...

  • @biddyfox
    @biddyfox 8 років тому +131

    my favorite part about the ruby spears megaman show is that they made one song and the whole soundtrack was just that song rearranged

  • @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7
    @scp-682hard-to-destroyrept7 4 роки тому +590

    Animator: how many time should cutman die?
    Director: YES

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 4 роки тому +16

      He's like Kenny from South Park.

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 роки тому +4

      @@The_child-catcher Nothings easy when being orange XD

    • @theclockman
      @theclockman 4 роки тому +1

      @@WindiChilliwack remember that crilin died mostly with the orange kimono (i don't know If it is the same thing)

    • @WindiChilliwack
      @WindiChilliwack 4 роки тому

      @@theclockman Well, he only died once.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 роки тому

      @@WindiChilliwack *red

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 3 роки тому +31

    For some reason, I love that they pronounce it "Cutm'n" like a last name instead of "Cut-Man."
    "Howdy, the name's Hezekiah Cutman. Say yer prayers, Megaman."

  • @CzalSerafino
    @CzalSerafino 6 років тому +318

    1:32 - 1:56 Me trying to run away from my problems

  • @CapnForever604
    @CapnForever604 6 років тому +598

    Why is cut man the only one with anatomically correct ears?

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 5 років тому +43

      Uh, that's a good question

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 5 років тому +89

      Who cares about ears? I'm more interested in why he sounds really nasal despite not having a nose.

    • @80skidwannabe9
      @80skidwannabe9 5 років тому +23

      They're not ears i think the show got it wrong because in all other media they're metal rings

    • @matheusnever1plasmaman477
      @matheusnever1plasmaman477 4 роки тому +6

      @@80skidwannabe9 OR ARE THEY?

    • @rynkayz4605
      @rynkayz4605 4 роки тому +5

      @@matheusnever1plasmaman477
      *vsause music intensifies*

  • @Cr1ticA
    @Cr1ticA 4 роки тому +181

    "I'm going to make paper dolls out of you." Well uh... that's certainly a threat I'd never thought I'd hear.

    • @XerneX127
      @XerneX127 4 роки тому +12

      Twice

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 роки тому +2

      Makes sense for a robot that uses sissors.

    • @benedictdakirby9919
      @benedictdakirby9919 4 роки тому

      Or just
      Ail maik paprdols aut of U
      Or
      U GOIN 2 B ORIGAMI AFTE MI SISORS COT U

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 11 місяців тому +2

      It would work if he were addressing Paper Mario, but seeing as the lumberjack robot is addressing a metal man and not a paper one, that threat just doesn't work.

    • @Cr1ticA
      @Cr1ticA 11 місяців тому +1

      @@bubbykins4864 That's a good point.

  • @anionshade970
    @anionshade970 4 роки тому +28

    2:59 " _step this way_ *PLEASE!* "

  • @mariano1196
    @mariano1196 10 років тому +238

    holy shit megaman was stupidly OP in this show

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 10 років тому +1

      ***** nice name

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 10 років тому +1

      Wat

    • @mackhudson1493
      @mackhudson1493 10 років тому +1

      ***** probably cuz cutman is incompetent

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 9 років тому +24

      Tell that to PharaohMan. He's having NONE of Megaman's bullshit.

    • @broogul7335
      @broogul7335 9 років тому +1

      Mr. Skelletal megaman can beat 99% of megaman content with just mega buster (and skill). Mega man so gdlk

  • @Taterzz
    @Taterzz 6 років тому +428

    mega man actively used cutman's power to destroy a multi million dollar airplane. who's the real villain?

  • @thegoldenturd78
    @thegoldenturd78 4 роки тому +268

    0:29 love how the only time it work properly, it still was less than useless.

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 4 роки тому +6

      Worth a try

  • @Jhakri_
    @Jhakri_ 2 роки тому +5

    Nothing is funnier than these robots driving around in a fucking rental van. I don't think anything could tickle me more.

  • @Steadysphere
    @Steadysphere 4 роки тому +123

    "CUTMAN!"
    "Almost got 'im"
    "Almost only counts in Horseshoes Cutman"
    If that doesn't sum him up in a single exchange, I don't know what does.

  • @AceStarThe3rd
    @AceStarThe3rd 10 років тому +554

    LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE MEGAMAN

  • @emmakirby8979
    @emmakirby8979 8 років тому +1735

    Cutman sounds inexplicably like a Mexican version of Raiden.

    • @dannywapbang
      @dannywapbang 7 років тому +40

      or Ren

    • @coreymurray432
      @coreymurray432 7 років тому +77

      I think it's supposed to be a Peter Lorre imitation.

    • @marioghernandez4960
      @marioghernandez4960 7 років тому +9

      Robert Elven Which Raiden

    • @tuxmargameroom
      @tuxmargameroom 6 років тому +15

      Corey's got a good point now that he mentions it. After hearing that, I'm wondering how it would've sounded if Robin Williams played Cutman, judging from his own impersonation of Peter Lorre from one part in Aladdin where the genie is telling him how he can't bring people back from the dead.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 6 років тому +2

      Mario G Hernandez I’d assume metal gear’s Raiden.

  • @Ness_Dreemurr
    @Ness_Dreemurr 4 роки тому +22

    I remember cutman saying "I'm going to cut you into paper dolls" and thinking it was funniest thing ever

  • @maskimgalgo2046
    @maskimgalgo2046 4 роки тому +79

    This is the ultimate " no one has deflected the emerald splash"

    • @ElissonDSouza
      @ElissonDSouza 4 роки тому +9

      This is worst than Emerald splash

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 10 років тому +67

    This wouldn't be as hilarious as it is if it weren't for every single failure ending with that same car accident sound.

  • @blanksheet3404
    @blanksheet3404 6 років тому +67

    "I'm going to make paper dolls out of you!"
    Sure.

  • @Kurayamiblack
    @Kurayamiblack 3 роки тому +70

    2:53
    As someone who has never seen this show, the way Proto runs in out of nowhere and grabs the girl with that creepy change in music feels like a WHOLE different situation than it actually is 😅
    Made worse by the dialogue 😂

    • @BlackMage969
      @BlackMage969 3 роки тому +16

      Hide your kids from Protoman

    • @darklink7850
      @darklink7850 2 роки тому +13

      *"Exuuuuuuuse me, princess!"*

    • @vitopasco8266
      @vitopasco8266 Рік тому +3

      That's his sister

    • @zkdelta8014
      @zkdelta8014 Рік тому +8

      ​@@vitopasco8266That's either better or worse

    • @googleyoflolz9930
      @googleyoflolz9930 Рік тому +2

      Thw music change is what makes it worse 😭✋️

  • @masterenactor1796
    @masterenactor1796 4 роки тому +77

    1:49 I like how Dr Wily knows that he can't afford to let Cutman on his Wily Machine, lest he also gets a haircut!
    "CUTMAN! GET AWAY!!"

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 8 років тому +59

    Cutman.
    You have one job.
    ONE.
    LITERAL.
    FUCKING.
    JOB!

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 8 років тому +13

      Yes. Timber filling.

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 8 років тому +3

      He'd probably screw that up too.
      I'd argue he's the easiest Robot Master in Mega Man 1.
      So I guess this show is representing that?

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 8 років тому +1

      PolarPhantom yeah, this one would cut an electrical post and get shocked.

  • @MrManu2468
    @MrManu2468 4 роки тому +169

    Cutman: Who are you?
    Megamam after gaining his power: I'm you, but better.

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 4 роки тому +15

    1:15 Megaman just straight shot him in the chest like "you loser" lol

  • @yaypeacepeace
    @yaypeacepeace 10 років тому +35

    3:07 so the rolling cutter can cut through a heavy iron door and an airplane, but not mega man's foot.

  • @Davethe3rd
    @Davethe3rd 8 років тому +502

    It makes sense when you realize that Cut Man is voiced by Terry Klassen, the original voice of Krillin, and Mega Man is voiced by Ian Corlett, the original voice of Goku.
    You can practically see the "Cut Man Owned" counter rise...

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 років тому +27

      +Davethe3rd It's also funnier since Goku and Krillin were originally rivals.

    • @ReticularTunic7
      @ReticularTunic7 8 років тому +1

      he also voices for sonic

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 років тому +1

      skotqOnt rockshadder Which Sonic?

    • @ReticularTunic7
      @ReticularTunic7 8 років тому

      KirbyLinkACW​ guy who voices this megaman.

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 8 років тому +1

      skotqOnt rockshadder I mean which Sonic? The Sonic from Sonic SatAM? The Sonic from Sonic X? The Sonic from Sonic Boom?

  • @barktrap
    @barktrap 6 років тому +168

    1:57 and 2:35: _I'm going to make paper dolls out of you!!!_

    • @calska140
      @calska140 6 років тому +28

      The shit does that even mean? Cutman needs medication.

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 6 років тому +30

      They deadass reused the soundbyte.

    • @splashor6361
      @splashor6361 5 років тому +11

      It kinda sounds like they reused the same line and changed the sound a little

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 років тому +1

      How did he intend to make paper planes out of a metal rock?

    • @w.ninjakoopa
      @w.ninjakoopa 4 роки тому +2

      @@splashor6361 Not even that, I played both at slow-motion, they last about the same time and sound exactly the same, smh

  • @shiruotakuno28
    @shiruotakuno28 2 роки тому +30

    If I had a quarter for every time Cutman threatened to turn Megaman into paper dolls, I'd have enough money to build a more effective robot.

  • @SRUFUS3D
    @SRUFUS3D 4 роки тому +345

    0:36 What happened to Roll's FACE?!

  • @mdizzle99987
    @mdizzle99987 9 років тому +371

    Waspinator: Why universe hate Cutman?

    • @jinjeredge
      @jinjeredge 6 років тому +4

      @Cyraximus Prime a robotic wasp and a Garden guy walks into a bar.

    • @KermaLerma
      @KermaLerma 6 років тому

      illegal eagle and?

    • @jinjeredge
      @jinjeredge 6 років тому +5

      @@KermaLerma an explosion happened reducing them to scraps but they somehow survived

    • @KermaLerma
      @KermaLerma 6 років тому

      illegal eagle ooooooooooof course XD

  • @gabrieljimenez-dy9nu
    @gabrieljimenez-dy9nu 4 роки тому +72

    His power is scissors
    Thats not enought suffering for him?
    Bubbleman: maybe

  • @Monty2289
    @Monty2289 4 роки тому +14

    I like how in Cutman's hands his shears just just that.
    In Megman's hands the shears are unstoppable heatseeking wrecking balls that don't so much as cut but smashes through stone walls and steal barricades