"if the joker killed you, i would've locked him up in his usual arkham cell and move on with my life. isn't that right, jason?" *camera pans over to jason who had been sitting beside bruce the entire time* "i hate you so much"
@@bbgoku1065 Jason Todd was previously a robin, a protege to batman and he treated him like a son. Joker had kidnapped, brutalized and eventually "murdered" Jason Todd (he gets ressurected later on). Batman mourned his death but moved on mostly, and treated joker with the usual beatdown into gotham asylum routine that they do. So, OP is saying that if the same did happen to Damien, he'd mostly likely react the same way (mourn for a while then move on).
until you realize talia actually drug-raped batman then you'll come to the conclusion that damian is actually the most planned kid ... that batman never wanted
@@01nagni techincally when the writer wrote that forgot heir of the demon actually happened where they had consensual sex but talia lied about a miscarriage
@KVAcedo27 could you explain it to me? I’m pretty sure Oedipus the guy who kills his father then marries his mother by accident but what does that have to do with Damian other than the fact that he’s trying to kill Bruce by being on the other team?
No man, snart was way more savage. Captain Cold: Playing the hero Damiam. Robin: I'm not playing at anything. Captain Cold: Most kids only have one dad to desapoint.
Batman: I don't have time for this, Damian. Damian: A good father would make time. Batman: A better son would deserve it. No amount of Lazarus Pit dipping could heal that burn.
@@vibingwithcheeseforever3882 Well Batman's only human and he's survived more then most people can take so it wouldn't be a stretch to say most of his foes weren't hurt _that_ bad
When I first see the Injustice 2 story mode and watch how batman said Damnit Damian I wasn´t able to stop laughing and I was thinking that someone need to do a remix of Batman saying Damnit Damian and now watching this is much better good job man jajajajajajaja
I would've loved if Terry Mcginnis was DLC, and him and Damian have some sort of pre-match dialogue that goes something like Terry: "I'm the old man's favorite" Damian: "Not if I kill you" Old man Bruce through the suit's intercom: *"DAMN IT DAMIAN"*
Happened in futures end. Damian defeated Terry in the suit and even held his own against the perfect A.I taking over Terrys suit and was stated by Bruce as having surpassed him at his BEST,and thats what SCARED him. That is what adult Damian should be,Injustice is what i am afraid he is gonna end up being if he gets writers that are still on the " he is just a brat" train
Then Batman joins in Bat: actually neither of you are my favorite Terry: huh? Well If neither of us are who is? Batman: casual rolls his eyes in the direction of an older nightwing costume Damien: figures Terry: ok I'm out of the loop here how does he guess your hint? Damien I'm always 2nd to who he's referencing but if you really are that clueless I'll just give you the name Terry: ok good to know who is it? Damien: he's referencing my oldest adopted sibling Dick Grayson Terry: ok still confused * reads up on everybody's history* ohh ok now I got it yeah you are so not #1 son
"What if he'd killed me, your own son?" *30 seconds later* Damian gets pelted by bullets 'cause remember. Joker can't kill someone if you kill them first, can he?
0:19 Murdered Victor Zaz 0:28 Need glider practice 0:41 Prisoned and Grounded Damian 0:51 Damian became a murderer Batman DAMMIT DAMIAN! DAMIAN YOUR GROUNDED FOR A WEEK! As punishment you will stay in prison for a week!
Damian: "what if it had been Gotham? If the joker killed me, your own son?" Batman: proceeds to shoot machine guns and a rocket at Damian, his own son Damian: "so you won't kill but you're fine with traumatic brain injuries" Batman: shoots Damian with another rocket Damian: "you got some wisdom to share?" Batman: shoots Damian with another rocket Damian: you keep so many secrets but you can't stand it when one's kept from you, can you? Batman: shoots him again with another rocket
Batman: DAMN IT DAMIAN! He was gonna be my rebound from Joker! Now I'll have to find another homicidal maniac to attach myself to! He had so many people left to kill!
Yep,wish he was tall and big like Bathlehem Damian though but he is the most skilled version,considerably above his father as he SHOULD be. Injustice Damian is a joke
He is 13 in the injustice 2 flashback sequence,18 in Injustice 1 and 22 in Injustice 2 I dont give a fuck,he aint Damian,real adult Damian is always a beast in the comics here he is just a douche nightwing
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“What if he had killed me? Your own son.”
Let’s all remember that Jason Todd canonically happened in the universe
When Damien was introduced, all the children who came before became irrelevant
What does that mean
"if the joker killed you, i would've locked him up in his usual arkham cell and move on with my life. isn't that right, jason?"
*camera pans over to jason who had been sitting beside bruce the entire time*
"i hate you so much"
He probably hit a weak spot for Batman there
@@bbgoku1065 Jason Todd was previously a robin, a protege to batman and he treated him like a son. Joker had kidnapped, brutalized and eventually "murdered" Jason Todd (he gets ressurected later on). Batman mourned his death but moved on mostly, and treated joker with the usual beatdown into gotham asylum routine that they do. So, OP is saying that if the same did happen to Damien, he'd mostly likely react the same way (mourn for a while then move on).
Daiman : It was an accident
Batman : You were an accident
oof burn but also so true
That is actually true
until you realize talia actually drug-raped batman then you'll come to the conclusion that damian is actually the most planned kid ...
that batman never wanted
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@01nagni techincally when the writer wrote that forgot heir of the demon actually happened where they had consensual sex but talia lied about a miscarriage
If you pick Blue Beetle when you fight him in story mode, he says "I hope I'll never have a son like you". That was the greatest burn ever.
Dammit Damian
@KVAcedo27 could you explain it to me? I’m pretty sure Oedipus the guy who kills his father then marries his mother by accident but what does that have to do with Damian other than the fact that he’s trying to kill Bruce by being on the other team?
No man, snart was way more savage.
Captain Cold: Playing the hero Damiam.
Robin: I'm not playing at anything.
Captain Cold: Most kids only have one dad to desapoint.
DAMN BEETLE
Batman: I don't have time for this, Damian.
Damian: A good father would make time.
Batman: A better son would deserve it.
No amount of Lazarus Pit dipping could heal that burn.
"If joker had killed me? Your own son?" *JASON TODD INTENSIFIES*
Batman killing Damian intensifies
*D A M M I T D A M I A N !*
Jason isn't Bruce's son tho...
@@pecemakor917 adoptive
@@Koichi-Kun Oh that's right
Damian: *breaths*
Batman: *D A M M I T D A M I A N-* 🤬🤬🤬
Lol
Haha 2 words = funny
Daimian :fell hard into a building
batman for no reason :dammit daimian
Damien: *Falls from the sky to the ground by the Batjey
*Damien Survives
Batman in the background: Damnit Damian!
Batman: *rides bicycle*
Also batman:* jams a stick through bicycles wheel*
Batman: *proceeds to fall off bicycle*
Batman: Damn it Damian
*Slits Victor's throat* It was an accident!
just like Damian himself
@@dowein6087 yes injustice Damian
@@MilesMoralesGaming Nah all Damian Waynes were an accident, Sh!t Character imo.. Even SS Joker has more personality than Damian Wayne
Tragic.
@@Cartman11111 read his new Robin comic. It’s great
@@Gravebirds Hmm.. Ok! I think I will
Quality meme
"But from now...the world will know me as.....DAMMIT DAMIEN!!"
U made my day brother u made my day
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
That's literally what I thought he was going to say lol
@@elizabethchoi8520 Samee 😂😂😂
Ok dammit damien
"This is why superman works alone"
superman adopts Robin.
Superman: 30 minutes later: Damnit Damien.
That was Dick Grayson tho
@@dr.robotnick1888 that was Damian
@@legendarydirtx717dark5 Batman and Robin has Dick, not Damian
damian wouldn't be created for a whole 10 years after that
And this superman got defeated
Damian Wayne: *farts*
Batman: “DAMN IT, DAMIAN!”
OMEGA LOL!!
WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT FART JOKES I THINK I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS
LMFAO XD
Damian: "It was an accident!"
Batman: _"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME"_
666
“So you won’t kill, but you’re fine with traumatic brain injuries?”
He has a point lol think of all the people Batman has put into a vegetative state
"Fine. I'll let them speak once. What do you have to say?"
*"Kill me."*
_See? Just kill them instead of making them a f*cking potato!"_
Well if you beat someone senseless for committing horrible crimes then I don't think they'd be to eager to try whatever they did again
@@Yougotcaged102 They quite literally would not be smart enough or have the motor functions to try again, Batman makes them vegetables
@@vibingwithcheeseforever3882 Well Batman's only human and he's survived more then most people can take so it wouldn't be a stretch to say most of his foes weren't hurt _that_ bad
@@Yougotcaged102 "weren't hurt that bad" dude literally breaks people's spines
*Loses control of gliding cape and most likely broke his arm*
Batman: DAMN IT DAMIAN
Superman: These prisoners don’t deserve to live
Damian: *Kills Zazz*
Superman: 😯
0:12
you should've done surprised pikachu face
You know he's still just a big softie under all that reactionary totalitarian bravado
@@obliqueapplications8881 duh he the boy scout for a reason
In his defense, if there's one thing that might help someone realize how he's fallen, it's when he sees other people acting from his example.
Who else mains as damian and laughs their head of every time bate man says
D A M E I T D A M I A N
Batman couldn’t punish him for murdering victor zazz
bate man?
@@HotWheelsSigmaGrindest I read it as “Bane man” lol
um (BATE MAN)
Idk but "bate man" made me laugh more than the actual vid
When Bruce said “DAMMIT DAMIAN”
I felt that 😔😔😔
Why he said the D word to Damian?
He kept learning those words
@Dustyn Vlogs I’m not
When I first see the Injustice 2 story mode and watch how batman said Damnit Damian I wasn´t able to stop laughing and I was thinking that someone need to do a remix of Batman saying Damnit Damian and now watching this is much better good job man jajajajajajaja
Haha :D
@@applehazeva2739 DAYUMIT DAMIEN
*D A Y M M I T D A M I A N ! ! !*
Jajajaja exbosed JAJAJA
Jajajjajaja indeed
I love how Batman is level 17 and Robin's at level 1.
Futures End Damian and Batman Damian would be like level 25 then lmao
Let the haters cry
0:13 I like how at first, even Superman was like “Damn Bro chill”
The lines after this are so badass.
Batman: "This is a line we don't cross!"
Damian: *"Then stay on your side. I'll be on Superman's now."*
Batman: “DAMN IT DAMIAN”
DAMMIT DAMIAN
THIS IS A LINE WE DO NOT CRO-
Damian: *pushes batman* THEN STAY ON YOUR SAID BATMAN! I'll be on superman's
Dammit batman
@Alejandro Morales while holding hands in the most gay possible way
DAMMIT DAMIAN
lmao superman's reaction
His leg makes it hilarious to me
Omfg
@@josephine8406 *Leg*
=O
@@professionalhaterofhating leg
00:53 I spat my drink out of laughter and nearly died 😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂
The way he looked back before he did it lmao.
@@wolfmanflame12 yes !!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*Jason jumps on the Batplane*
“Why hello there…”
@@orcabeast8006 LMAOO 🤣
I would've loved if Terry Mcginnis was DLC, and him and Damian have some sort of pre-match dialogue that goes something like
Terry: "I'm the old man's favorite"
Damian: "Not if I kill you"
Old man Bruce through the suit's intercom: *"DAMN IT DAMIAN"*
😂😂😂
I need this XD
Kind of funny how old man Bruce was always perfectly fine with Terry racking up a body count
Happened in futures end.
Damian defeated Terry in the suit and even held his own against the perfect A.I taking over Terrys suit and was stated by Bruce as having surpassed him at his BEST,and thats what SCARED him.
That is what adult Damian should be,Injustice is what i am afraid he is gonna end up being if he gets writers that are still on the " he is just a brat" train
Then Batman joins in
Bat: actually neither of you are my favorite
Terry: huh? Well If neither of us are who is?
Batman: casual rolls his eyes in the direction of an older nightwing costume
Damien: figures
Terry: ok I'm out of the loop here how does he guess your hint?
Damien I'm always 2nd to who he's referencing but if you really are that clueless I'll just give you the name
Terry: ok good to know who is it?
Damien: he's referencing my oldest adopted sibling Dick Grayson
Terry: ok still confused * reads up on everybody's history* ohh ok now I got it yeah you are so not #1 son
0:46 but from now on...the world will know me as “DAMN IT DAMIAN”
He’s so much more different then his ‘regime’ version in the first game
this was before Grayson gave his life for him despite Grayson also siding with Batman.
@@DgardsGaming You mean before Damian killed him in a prison fight?
@@raymondfisheriii791
Before Grayson came back from dead, forgave him and give him the mantle of Nightwing.
@@motivated2473 yeah, I do remember that part. It is cool that he’s Deadman now, at least. Especially since he’s also a dead acrobat
Even though I personally don’t believe Damian does not deserve the Nightwing mantle.
This radiates early 2000s YTP energy and i fucking love it
There is no early 2000s youtube,that would mean it started in 2000 to 2004...
"What if he'd killed me, your own son?"
*30 seconds later*
Damian gets pelted by bullets 'cause remember.
Joker can't kill someone if you kill them first, can he?
0:57 "Lvl 17 Batman VS Lvl 1 Robin" that was an incredibly small joke that absolutely killed me
LMFAOOO THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT
Made it 10x better to laugh at
Many people think that DD means Daredevil. But in fact - it means DAMMIT DAMIEN.
"DAMN IT REINHARDT!"
"DAMN IT DAMIAN!"
same vibes
Ngl Damian’s kinda right about the traumatic brain injuries.
Facts
*Flashbacks to batman's super move*
This shouldn't be making me laugh as much as it is.
1:02 he has a point
1:15 "It was an accident"
Batman: "You were an accident"
Damnit Damien is literally my favorite line from this game.
Kid whose family Victor killed: Thank you Damian!
0:19 Murdered Victor Zaz
0:28 Need glider practice
0:41 Prisoned and Grounded Damian
0:51 Damian became a murderer Batman
DAMMIT DAMIAN!
DAMIAN YOUR GROUNDED FOR A WEEK! As punishment you will stay in prison for a week!
Damian didn't become a murderer batman. He became the Batman who reformed the JL and took down the Regime. Read a comic book
@@chinyereugwu9431 are you sure
@@kingtai2005 yeah. In the ending where Superman wins Damian takes up his father’s cowl and takes him down.
Damian: "what if it had been Gotham? If the joker killed me, your own son?"
Batman: proceeds to shoot machine guns and a rocket at Damian, his own son
Damian: "so you won't kill but you're fine with traumatic brain injuries"
Batman: shoots Damian with another rocket
Damian: "you got some wisdom to share?"
Batman: shoots Damian with another rocket
Damian: you keep so many secrets but you can't stand it when one's kept from you, can you?
Batman: shoots him again with another rocket
Damien raises questions
And Batman shoots them down with literal boolet and missl
Batman: Proceeds to literally drag him into the stratosphere with the Batwing and then blast him to bloody pieces with machine guns
@@auberginemanproductions1608 His own son.
That very last “dammit damien” when they flew off has me weeeaaak
This editing is god tier
The cut when batman started gunning down damian after he said what if joker killed me
DAMN IT DAMIEN!!! 😂 Nice work man!👍
0:53
Damian:What if Joker had killed me, your own son?
Batman:I’ll make sure he did it properly
*Secretly recording BatMan singing in the shower *
Damian- Quit embarrassing yourself!
Batman- DAMN IT DAMIAN!!
Drake_Daequan D_D that's gold lol
I could see that happening now.
XD i cant stop laughing
@@khebre6032 Sameee 😂😂😭😭
UNDERRATED LMFAAAAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ROBIN: FARTS ON THE JOB
BATMAN: DAMN IT DAMIAN
DAMIAN: *cough*
BRUCE: DAMN IT DAMIAN
DAMN IT DAMIAN
DAMIAN: UHhh
BRUCE: DAMN IT DAMIAN you eaten my last 🍕 pizza slice
0:14
Can we appreciate how Superman seems concerned/horrified for Damien?
I love how batman even thinks that damian was a little shit in the injustice storyline
Gotta love the way this video just slowly mutates into a YTP out of sheer prolonged exposure to Damien's bullshit.
*Damian exists*
DAMNIT DAMIAN!
my brother and I laughed at this so hard. LOL
"DAMMIT DAMIAN!"
I'm not Dick Grayson
*I'M BATMAN!!!!*
Funniest moment!!
I've been called robin and night wing
And Now the world will know me as Batman
Bruce : DAMN IT DAMIAN!
Though I side with Batman, Damian makes some valid points here.
1:15 😂🤣😂🤣 xD
“Superman was put behind bars” Yeah… that’s gonna do sooo much!
I like how Damian slit the zazz’s throat with the batarang’s blunt end
Max Presents, Dammit Damian.
LOL I couldn't resist it!
I love how this progressively turns into a YTP
"call me....Batman"
batman: I didn't agree to this promotion.
DAMN IT DAMIEN YOU HAD ONE JOB
The line “this is why super man works alone” makes me feel like there just could’ve been a justice league movie back then
"Damn it Damian, back at it again"
batman : lets go fight joker damian: lemme get ready batman: damn it damian
Damian: It was an accident!
Bruce: *YOU* were an accident!
Alternate title: Damian being a disappointment
Hearing Batman say DAMN IT like that just makes me laugh
“You keep so many secrets but can’t stand when one-“
“no.”
Damian: You didn't raise me the league of assassins did
Me: Boi how can someone raise without knowing of your existence
This is the best video I've seen and also I love damian wayne
I Like Damein Wayne Too Don't Worry About The Haters
"Dammit Melinda. This is a line we do not cross."
He’s kind of a bitch in injustice ,but some certain versions of him I really like
@@azraptor774 He save the world and takes down superman in Injustice 2. That's my kind of Bitch. Damian Wayne is awesome
@@chinyereugwu9431 what ? When ?
1:15 😂😂😂
Larsn6, AHAHAH!!!😆
It was an accident
dammmn damian. back at it again with the "dammit damian".
Damian: _kills_
Superman: *I'm gonna ignore that*
This Superman is literally killing criminal, don't think he cares
sums up their relationship perfectly
I have no context for why this Superman looks so scared and surprised when Damien does it
TBF this is Superman's first rampage or so.
So he's still getting used to killing
0:54 Jason Todd: Well we all know what happens when Joker kills one of Batman's sons..........absolutely nothing........
Y E S
no what happens when Joker kills one of Batman's sons Batman tries to kill him and Nightwing Kill him Read a comic
@@chinyereugwu9431 what are you talking about?
@@chinyereugwu9431 didn't bruce revive the joker after he killed tim drake?
Would have been called "UA-cam Poop:Damn it, Damian!"
Batman: DAMN IT DAMIAN! He was gonna be my rebound from Joker! Now I'll have to find another homicidal maniac to attach myself to! He had so many people left to kill!
At that point in the story, Supes already filled that Joker sized hole in his heart
Damian's character described in 2 words.
Me a Batman main: I won't mind killing my only bloodson
0:12 even Injustice Superman was like whoa bro thats messed up
I need a version of this for other animated Damien appearances.
0:27 Is that one of the scream sound effects from Arkham Asylum? 😂
I don't think so
Beyond Damien is probably the best damien who exists
Yep,wish he was tall and big like Bathlehem Damian though but he is the most skilled version,considerably above his father as he SHOULD be.
Injustice Damian is a joke
1:14
Damien: kills someone on purpose
Also Damien: It was an accident
Laughed harder than I should’ve 1:20
DAMIAN YOURE GROUNDED
Damian: I just recieved my diplom-
bruce: DAMN IT DAMIAN!
If I ever slit someone’s throat in front of Batman I’ll just tell him it was an accident
how many time did Batman said damn it Damien
A lot
0:58 *Shooting Damian Intensifies*
*Damian is born*
Batman: "DAMN IT DAMIAN!!!" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿
"If Joker had killed me, your own son?"
Batman without hestitation decided to put that into the test.
Its so funny that he say damnit Damian
Damn it damnian
Damn son where do you found this ?
Damn daniel damn damn always damn
I loved the original "You're dead to me" line 😍 like it just STRUCK me
00:53 - 01:00 this part made me choke on my cereal!! 🤣😂😂😂😅☠😭😭😭🤯🤒😆😆
I always found it weird how Damian seems older in the first game when that’s supposed to be before the events of the second game
He is 13 in the injustice 2 flashback sequence,18 in Injustice 1 and 22 in Injustice 2
I dont give a fuck,he aint Damian,real adult Damian is always a beast in the comics here he is just a douche nightwing
this video is underrated
It’s rated T for teen
As someone who is new to the DCU, I have no clue who Damian is but this is still super goddamn funny
He basically biggest brat in dcu
Taila: I’m taking Damian Bruce. 1:32
Bruce: DAMNIT DAMIAN!