Accelerant but it's all bullets

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  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 3 роки тому +4962

    *The Aftermath:*
    "You hit EVERYTHING but the target!" Boyfriend blurted out, both flabbergasted yet impressed how he's still alive after that. But that feeling is immediately dashed when Hank points his finger past him, and Boyfriend turned to see the dozens of AAHW bodies behind him. Boyfriend felt chills running down his spine when he also noticed the lack of missing shots on the ground as Hank finally replies:
    *"I never said you were the target."*

  • @bookid1581
    @bookid1581 3 роки тому +634

    Hank stopping for a second to shoot tricky even though he has done literally nothing was way funnier than it should of

    • @ARandomWolfApproaches
      @ARandomWolfApproaches 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, he basically did nothing for the entire battle

    • @lun4_tix312
      @lun4_tix312 3 роки тому +15

      Bf: phew he stopped, relief has come
      Hank: what now? I’m not done I still got plenty of billets for a good 100 more rounds

    • @Chris75_
      @Chris75_ 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah then we goes back to shooting

    • @C4NDYSKULL
      @C4NDYSKULL 3 місяці тому +1

      lore accurate hank and tricky encounter

  • @talos111
    @talos111 3 роки тому +5256

    This could really use the reanimated bf sprite. Would probably look like he’s going full matrix on Hank.
    Edit: it’s been uploaded, in desc

  • @Unclaimed_Username
    @Unclaimed_Username 5 місяців тому +861

    BF: What were you even aiming at?!
    Hank: I saw a spider. Had to be sure it died.

    • @liamrohrbach8944
      @liamrohrbach8944 5 місяців тому +20

      Underrated

    • @justjoekingfan2974
      @justjoekingfan2974 5 місяців тому +11

      SAMEEEE

    • @marvelsky7041
      @marvelsky7041 5 місяців тому +20

      damn the spider reduced to the size of a atom bro

    • @Nothing.915
      @Nothing.915 4 місяці тому +9

      Imagine if it was multiple spiders 💀

    • @Da_real_ton618
      @Da_real_ton618 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Nothing.915 then it would be like a million spiders.

  • @CipherKnighto
    @CipherKnighto 3 роки тому +4032

    Hank: “Might wanna stand out the way, this wall is pissing me off.”

  • @bonesmalone6532
    @bonesmalone6532 2 роки тому +4245

    "Hey Hank, no full auto in buildings!"
    "That's not full auto."
    "That's not full auto?"
    *"This is."*

  • @whatdadogdoin4953
    @whatdadogdoin4953 3 роки тому +3539

    "Is bullet an instrument?"
    "No Patrick, bullets are not an instru-
    *Gets shot*

  • @SmileyPocus9913
    @SmileyPocus9913 5 місяців тому +172

    How many bullets do you have in that mag?
    Hank: ‘yes’

    • @Smurga.
      @Smurga. 3 місяці тому

      2300 🤓

    • @ArianaSparling-ti9dt
      @ArianaSparling-ti9dt 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Smurga. How the fuck did you count it

    • @Smurga.
      @Smurga. 3 місяці тому

      @@ArianaSparling-ti9dt look at the combo and multiply it by 2

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8455
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8455 3 роки тому +4094

    Alternate title: Hank shoots at a rock in the sky while boyfriend stares amazed.

    • @darlynluver
      @darlynluver 3 роки тому +229

      And then Tricky joins in for a bit and accidentally gets shot by Hank and gets pissed.

    • @Sky-ds2cg
      @Sky-ds2cg 3 роки тому +92

      Alternate title:Hank shoots at 1000 grunts and Tricky

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8455
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa8455 3 роки тому +20

      Tricky: Since I'm a red demon now, I'm gonna kill you- *gets shot by Sanford and Deimos*

    • @JoeJoeTheBiden
      @JoeJoeTheBiden 2 роки тому +29

      In this video there is only one poor thing,and it's rock not bf or tricky or gf or other characters only ROCK.

    • @AnaS-gf6qf
      @AnaS-gf6qf 2 роки тому +23

      Alternate title:accelerant but bullets sing it

  • @BurntSandwich0
    @BurntSandwich0 2 роки тому +1987

    Boyfriend: "WAIT HOW MANY BULLETS DOES THAT THING HOLD?!"
    =Hank looks at the magazine=
    =Hank looks back at Boyfriend=
    Hank: "Clearly not enough."

  • @lildrew5197
    @lildrew5197 3 роки тому +945

    I love how Tricky comes in and is just like
    “Who the hell is this?”

    • @WonterZet
      @WonterZet 3 роки тому +46

      shoots 4 bullets at him at once
      Hank: NOT FOR YOU NOW

    • @DoctorCristopher
      @DoctorCristopher 2 роки тому +17

      Tricky: Hi im here!!!!
      *Looks hank*
      *Wtf-*

    • @Miles82755
      @Miles82755 2 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @lunarservant6781
      @lunarservant6781 2 роки тому +7

      dude just staring at what’s going on for like 10 seconds and hank shoots him for no reason-

  • @Kerell2k6
    @Kerell2k6 7 місяців тому +677

    While Hank acts like Hank,
    BF acts like freakin sans from undertale

    • @Dual-Earth
      @Dual-Earth 6 місяців тому +16

      Then I end up getting one-shotted by a gaster blaster and I have to start the fight all over again.

    • @bilai235
      @bilai235 5 місяців тому +10

      Bro hank is stupid hes not even hitting anything.... and bf is standing there like 😯

    • @Kerell2k6
      @Kerell2k6 5 місяців тому +18

      @@bilai235 bf's dodging movement is so fast that even your eye cant catch it

    • @AndresRodriguez-zj8wq
      @AndresRodriguez-zj8wq 5 місяців тому +1

      Literal😊

    • @danyabond5985
      @danyabond5985 4 місяці тому

      there is one animation where

  • @kesciat
    @kesciat 3 роки тому +6068

    Hank: ''I need 100000 bulllets Sanford.''
    Sanford: ''But your gun can only fit 50 bullets in it.''
    Hank: ''No.''

    • @goosegoose8345
      @goosegoose8345 2 роки тому +238

      "But what if could fit them all in?" -hank, sometime in Nevada

    • @GlitchTechV1
      @GlitchTechV1 2 роки тому +87

      Mfs running tinkerer be like:

    • @Koumori652
      @Koumori652 2 роки тому +96

      revolvers in action movies be like:

    • @ASpaceQ1
      @ASpaceQ1 2 роки тому +3

      1150+ bullet in his gun

    • @janinaomar9188
      @janinaomar9188 2 роки тому +15

      He got inf bullet

  • @BioHzrd0010
    @BioHzrd0010 Рік тому +1564

    I like how Boyfriend isn't even dodging the bullets, he's just staying out of their way and Hank isn't even trying to shoot him.

    • @pilot_master8755
      @pilot_master8755 Рік тому +135

      there's a lot of grunts behind BF probably.

    • @whatdoiputhere4969
      @whatdoiputhere4969 Рік тому +51

      It’s probably because bf only has one dodging animation

    • @BioHzrd0010
      @BioHzrd0010 Рік тому +73

      @@whatdoiputhere4969 Well yeah I knew that, I'm just saying the result looks kinda silly.

    • @BerserkerMutantToilet
      @BerserkerMutantToilet Рік тому +54

      @@pilot_master8755”Hol up boy before we do this let me just shoot this thing at those grunts behind you.”

    • @CyberSpeed420
      @CyberSpeed420 Рік тому +17

      Eh, he’s been through a lot, probably just needs an outlet. 🤣

  • @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153
    @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153 2 роки тому +807

    I'd like to imagine that tricky showed up intending to kill hank but was kinda shocked by the fact that this random guy is dogging all that.

    • @CookiedFoxy
      @CookiedFoxy 2 роки тому +15

      Wait, Boyfriend isn't being lazy...

    • @getthedunkon9347
      @getthedunkon9347 Рік тому +7

      @Sᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ Tʜᴇsᴇᴜs {Tᴇᴄʜɴᴏʙʟᴀᴅᴇ} Not as far as we can see but the notes say otherwise.

    • @MainAwesome11_YT
      @MainAwesome11_YT Рік тому +13

      It’s not that hard to dodge it. Hank has such bad aim. All boyfriend is doing is leaning backwards.

    • @helpful_sus
      @helpful_sus Рік тому +3

      He is not dodging it he is just standing there like that post 🗿

    • @Mr.boom2898
      @Mr.boom2898 Рік тому

      ​@@helpful_sus dodging*

  • @Zach-Nolan
    @Zach-Nolan 6 місяців тому +51

    Phrase "The slightest mistake and you're dead" It has acquired a new meaning.

  • @D4Cislazy
    @D4Cislazy 2 роки тому +751

    "I've got 2000 more goddamn bullets in this 30 round magazine"
    -hank probably

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому +26

      Hank paid for the entire magazine. He's going to use the entire magazine.

    • @galaxian_7
      @galaxian_7 2 роки тому +5

      I’ve got 9000 goddamn shells than that 30 round gun boy - tds shotgunner 2022

    • @theoverseer1775
      @theoverseer1775 2 роки тому +1

      Guss jonshown

    • @Mishanik538
      @Mishanik538 2 роки тому

      He is shoots 1150 bulleta in that song

    • @Mishanik538
      @Mishanik538 2 роки тому

      I forgot, 1 more for tricky

  • @Verinein
    @Verinein 2 роки тому +354

    I love how hank doesn't even bother about checking his ammo, nor adjusting where he's aiming considering boyfriend just stood there for the entirety of the song

    • @Panthermain1
      @Panthermain1 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @Panthermain1
      @Panthermain1 2 роки тому +3

      And even I have better aim

    • @AlexSFM
      @AlexSFM 2 роки тому +12

      can this even be considered a song or a doom gameplay lol

    • @Cru128
      @Cru128 2 роки тому +4

      @@Panthermain1, don’t tell that to Hank. His aim is god tier in MadCom.

    • @Advy31
      @Advy31 2 роки тому +4

      @@Panthermain1 same

  • @mrcarrot5302
    @mrcarrot5302 3 роки тому +312

    Eventually Hank has to realize all he has to do to just shoot a little bit to the left

    • @XTFrisk
      @XTFrisk 2 роки тому +12

      @@nathantheanimator6135 and up and down; depending on the arrow

    • @fazmade
      @fazmade 2 роки тому +5

      He's too busy with shooting to realize that

    • @ihavetinyweewee
      @ihavetinyweewee 2 роки тому +5

      the issue is that the game is on the side angle but bf isn’t so he can just lean back and hank can’t shoot him

    • @CKAFOFICIAL
      @CKAFOFICIAL 4 місяці тому +2

      Hank: nah it's just the wall it was pissing me off so I shot it

  • @ClassicalMusiKenthusiast40RS
    @ClassicalMusiKenthusiast40RS 7 місяців тому +20

    Hank literally a master at making badass rhythms.

  • @mintymarx
    @mintymarx 3 роки тому +951

    **Tricky shows up**
    Tricky: what's happening?
    Hank: HE WONT DIE

    • @yourfriend4265
      @yourfriend4265 3 роки тому +17

      yes same thinking :)

    • @jcsia738
      @jcsia738 3 роки тому +8

      Tiki:w-wut

    • @Nemntvoger713
      @Nemntvoger713 3 роки тому +12

      Hank have bad aim

    • @scoutgaming269
      @scoutgaming269 3 роки тому +11

      @@Nemntvoger713 you should maybe watch Madness Combat
      He doesnt have bad aim there

    • @Abdulaziz-ku6xs
      @Abdulaziz-ku6xs 3 роки тому +5

      Because the bf playing in botplay 😂💔

  • @maxmanchik
    @maxmanchik 3 роки тому +856

    Hank: Can I have some ammo?
    Krinkels: Only a spoonful
    Hank: *proceeds to take out a comically large spoon*

    • @unwornseal159
      @unwornseal159 3 роки тому +62

      "Only a clip"
      *pulls out comically large magazine*

    • @kkitkattsz
      @kkitkattsz 3 роки тому +13

      1 magazine. *GETS A MAGAZINE THE SIZE OF THE SUN THAT SOMEHOW STILL FITS

    • @leimoon5642
      @leimoon5642 3 роки тому +3

      Good one

    • @thegoldenturkey
      @thegoldenturkey 3 роки тому +5

      Large blender

    • @misterp1355
      @misterp1355 2 роки тому +9

      @@unwornseal159 *only a bag"
      *pulls out whatever the hell they use to carry stuff in math problems*

  • @Blazer4518
    @Blazer4518 3 роки тому +1180

    Madness accurate. Only thing inaccurate is that he doesn’t beat the shit out of them after missing.

  • @dubemsworldofimagination
    @dubemsworldofimagination 7 місяців тому +12

    Title: Hank acts like a Stormtrooper for 2 minutes and 7 seconds

  • @xEchoKnight
    @xEchoKnight 2 роки тому +520

    I love how BF is just standing there with a confused face, watching Hank shoot like 1200 bullets from a gun that can only hold around 40 rounds at him and miss every single shot

    • @geraldallen6733
      @geraldallen6733 2 роки тому +25

      Simple he's not aiming at boyfriend.

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 2 роки тому +21

      @@geraldallen6733 and I imagine boyfriend is just pulling off matrix level stunts to avoid the shots conveniently flying in his general directions.

    • @craigmenear-lordofqualityp507
      @craigmenear-lordofqualityp507 2 роки тому +9

      @@geraldallen6733 yeah he's aiming for the civilians

    • @geraldallen6733
      @geraldallen6733 2 роки тому +4

      @@craigmenear-lordofqualityp507 probably the grunts behind boyfriend

    • @Hds981
      @Hds981 Рік тому +1

      @@geraldallen6733 0_0 THEN WHOS HES HE AIMING AT DUN DUN DUN

  • @doorsday147
    @doorsday147 3 роки тому +9492

    Alternate Title: "Accelerant but Hank acts like Hank."

    • @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo
      @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo 2 роки тому +566

      Well Canon Madness combat Hank.

    • @doorsday147
      @doorsday147 2 роки тому +348

      @@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo Yes, that is what i meant by hank acting like hank.

    • @on1gn3YT
      @on1gn3YT 2 роки тому +77

      Yeah

    • @Jam9838
      @Jam9838 2 роки тому +149

      True Hank in maddness combat just be shooting anything in its path

    • @RealXylon
      @RealXylon 2 роки тому +64

      Or players just spamming guns and hoping to hit enemies

  • @lazagnah_7591
    @lazagnah_7591 3 роки тому +358

    -Alternative interpretation-
    Hank: "Ayo man, look at how many bullets this thing can fire!
    *Starts shooting aggressiveley*
    BF: *Stares amazed*

    • @jdirksen
      @jdirksen 3 роки тому +11

      That’s what it looked like to me.

    • @theREALsilviautism
      @theREALsilviautism 3 роки тому +14

      Tricky: what in the hell are these two doin- *gets shoot* HAAAAAAAAAANK

    • @draknight5081
      @draknight5081 3 роки тому +6

      Damn son! I didn’t know you had the movie magazine!

    • @lazagnah_7591
      @lazagnah_7591 3 роки тому

      @@draknight5081 based

  • @jaypeeyehey2479
    @jaypeeyehey2479 4 місяці тому +19

    I love when at 1:27 hank goes like, "bro want a bullet?"

  • @witherkx1547
    @witherkx1547 3 роки тому +5303

    Accelerant, but you fight the actual
    Hank from Madness Combat instead of the fnf version that rap battles you instead.

    • @u_p1n
      @u_p1n 3 роки тому +69

      xD

    • @Dravenick
      @Dravenick 3 роки тому +344

      Don't forget, Hank sometimes uses a knife, so maybe there should be knife notes to dodge while hitting the bullet notes. And not to mention stuff being thrown. So space to dodge thrown objects.

    • @witherkx1547
      @witherkx1547 3 роки тому +97

      @@Dravenick That is a really cool idea! Someone needs to make that a mod.

    • @typoecro
      @typoecro 3 роки тому +73

      @@Dravenick how about a hook? sanford comes and hooks bf for 3 seconds and you have to hit the right notes to get unstuck

    • @pallacromee2408
      @pallacromee2408 3 роки тому +31

      If all the features you said was true this would probably be has hard as final destination ( not as the hardest chart just normal )

  • @Liveandlearn789
    @Liveandlearn789 2 роки тому +1008

    Hank: “It costs $400,000 to fire this Uzi for 2 minutes.”

    • @Adir-Yosef
      @Adir-Yosef 2 роки тому +63

      ah yes hank is Russian heavy man

    • @gray9251
      @gray9251 2 роки тому +46

      This man is literally just unloading an entire US military armory on this child

    • @stevenschuitemaker8438
      @stevenschuitemaker8438 2 роки тому +10

      Coin gun from terraria pafethic

    • @oldsport7148
      @oldsport7148 2 роки тому +9

      I am hank, the many bullets man

    • @Red_Guest.
      @Red_Guest. 2 роки тому +7

      terraria coin gun be like

  • @alterry4139
    @alterry4139 3 роки тому +203

    There’s something really funny about Tricky dropping in…
    …and just standing there while Hank keeps trying to land a hit on BF.

  • @palacinka2739
    @palacinka2739 6 місяців тому +94

    Hank : stand back
    Bf : why
    Hank : i hate this wall
    *Hank shoots 9999 bullets at the wall while bf stares amazed*
    Tricky : the heck

  • @AconWasHere
    @AconWasHere 2 роки тому +1072

    I can’t believe Tricky yelling “HAAAAAANNKKK” wasn’t just a bullet sound. You know what? I’m suprised that Tricky WASN’T A BULLET HIMSELF

  • @underlinedcg1574
    @underlinedcg1574 3 роки тому +261

    I like how he’s basically just standing there surprised while Hank is just shooting and missing him like a thousand times

  • @LunaMinuna
    @LunaMinuna 3 роки тому +220

    Madness combat logic: Guns will only run out when the character feels like it

    • @kathanevids718
      @kathanevids718 3 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @nidhisengar7186
      @nidhisengar7186 3 роки тому +4

      A C C U R A T E

    • @arikaelseptimo1876
      @arikaelseptimo1876 3 роки тому +11

      Not really, in the actual madness combat animations, ammo counts are really accurate

    • @marieangelicadura229
      @marieangelicadura229 3 роки тому +4

      @@arikaelseptimo1876 **madness combat 1 shotguns**

    • @spongyafiu2138
      @spongyafiu2138 3 роки тому +1

      @@arikaelseptimo1876 in mc 1 he shot 3 times with a sawed barrel shotgun

  • @LunarToastGaming
    @LunarToastGaming 3 місяці тому +10

    1:36
    GF: "Hey whats up?"
    BF: "Just getting shot up while theres a crazy clown in the background"
    Hank: "IS THIS NORMAL TO YOU????"
    BF: "Yes"

  • @akdarwish3091
    @akdarwish3091 3 роки тому +829

    Sanford: Hank, you need to reload.
    Hank: This is Nevada, there's no rules here. *Keeps shooting at BF*

  • @fappuccinodecaf9344
    @fappuccinodecaf9344 3 роки тому +1511

    Alternate Title: Hank goes through another Alzheimers episode and forgets his advanced aiming skills

    • @thatkidmario2950
      @thatkidmario2950 3 роки тому +14

      XD

    • @cirno9999
      @cirno9999 3 роки тому +57

      Alt title: Hank has the same shooting skills as me in pubg

    • @mewhenthe9894
      @mewhenthe9894 3 роки тому +13

      @@cirno9999 Hank be spam shooting because he keeps missing in pubg

    • @Marz_B4rz
      @Marz_B4rz 3 роки тому

      OH NO- I HATE THAT I LAUGHED AT THIS

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 3 роки тому +1

      @@mewhenthe9894 More like he cant handle recoil probably

  • @thebush6379
    @thebush6379 3 роки тому +259

    Boyfriend just looks like he's frozen in fear/shock while Hank is just having fun purposely gives continuos warning shots

  • @voiddreemur4364
    @voiddreemur4364 2 місяці тому +1

    I like how when Tricky's hell clown phase shows up, Sanford and Deimos just start lighting him up since Hank's bullets line up with their shots.

  • @mercii.am1
    @mercii.am1 3 роки тому +4734

    Never ask.
    A woman: Her age
    A man: His salary
    Hank: how many fucking bullets he has in that 30 round gun

    • @schhur
      @schhur 2 роки тому +178

      He has Y E S

    • @ralphgoris1971
      @ralphgoris1971 2 роки тому +97

      He has INFINITY BULLETS

    • @mrmeloneez1765
      @mrmeloneez1765 2 роки тому +53

      he has that 5 times drum mag that is why he doesnt move

    • @brad9343
      @brad9343 2 роки тому +36

      His magazine is beyond mortal understanding, and as a result, he never has to reload.

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 2 роки тому +3

      He has bullets for days.

  • @awakened_fjord
    @awakened_fjord 3 роки тому +217

    "This gun can only fit 30 bullets"
    Hank: OBJECTION!

    • @Grimm9890
      @Grimm9890 3 роки тому +5

      Must be the improbabilty drive acting up

    • @jheidderlife8217
      @jheidderlife8217 3 роки тому +1

      1150 bullets
      XD

    • @el-locojuarez1439
      @el-locojuarez1439 3 роки тому +1

      @@Grimm9890 yeah, must be

    • @DevOperatingSystem
      @DevOperatingSystem 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine the game was edited to make hank have a MUCH bigger mag than normal.

    • @misterhuman895
      @misterhuman895 3 роки тому +1

      thats hardly a fucking 30 rounder thats like a 15

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 3 роки тому +4531

    Sanford: "So Hank, how many bullets do you need?"
    Hank: "Every bullet in Nevada."
    Deimos: "But Hank, that gun can only fit 30 bullets in it."
    Hank: "I can make it work."

    • @JUX247
      @JUX247 3 роки тому +142

      Crams gun with magazines

    • @Herox_
      @Herox_ 3 роки тому +109

      Also hank: proceeds to miss to shoot boyfriend a lot

    • @bokaxet1698
      @bokaxet1698 3 роки тому +46

      Actually it's 25 rounds

    • @chocainewithouth4497
      @chocainewithouth4497 3 роки тому +59

      @@bokaxet1698 some Uzi’s actually have around 25-30 bullet rounds, so you’e right but wrong

    • @jaridshinner1210
      @jaridshinner1210 3 роки тому +52

      @@JUX247 magazines that have magazines that have magazines that have magazines that have magazines that have magazines that have magazines...

  • @A-90XD
    @A-90XD 4 місяці тому +3

    Literally boyfriend is surprised by the bullets that fit in that uzi

  • @superdingus23
    @superdingus23 3 роки тому +403

    i love how hank is so determined to kill bf that he doesnt even care about tricky

  • @npc3177
    @npc3177 3 роки тому +347

    This is the man who is a real protagonist. Infinite bullets.

  • @kingsizyphus
    @kingsizyphus 3 роки тому +150

    gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “bullet hell”

  • @SpamR1_2013
    @SpamR1_2013 8 місяців тому +3

    “is a gun an instrument?”
    “No Hank, a gun is not a instru-“
    *gets shot by hank*

  • @Murknium
    @Murknium 3 роки тому +673

    Hank: *shoots*
    BF: *Dodge*
    Hank: "Satisfactory"
    Also Hank: *Proceeds to shoot at nowhere*

    • @W0rn47
      @W0rn47 3 роки тому +2

      He is shooting the agents and bf is dodging

    • @thebush6379
      @thebush6379 3 роки тому +7

      @@W0rn47 bf is just frozen in shock while Hank just has fun giving warning shots

    • @Red_9099
      @Red_9099 3 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @thecreekmen7674
      @thecreekmen7674 3 роки тому +5

      @@thebush6379 he is also demonstrating his power of Infinite Ammo

    • @FallenXHFTF
      @FallenXHFTF 3 роки тому +2

      he forgot his aimbot

  • @antonzio_9941
    @antonzio_9941 3 роки тому +362

    Tricky: So how many bullet notes do you want in this song?
    Hank: *y e s*

    • @abbycabuhat
      @abbycabuhat 3 роки тому +4

      I’m a big fan of you Pico

    • @solargation8171
      @solargation8171 3 роки тому +1

      Unlimited ammo

    • @edwarddawson3217
      @edwarddawson3217 3 роки тому +1

      Pico Is this you Playing Hank here's the last mod you have infinite ammo too

    • @figure6706
      @figure6706 2 роки тому

      I guess its 300

    • @Player47333
      @Player47333 2 роки тому

      Makes sense considering he warps reality

  • @iampete3710
    @iampete3710 3 роки тому +207

    Bf literally just stands in back menacingly with that °0° expression on

  • @Waffle_e5n
    @Waffle_e5n 3 місяці тому +3

    Girlfriend:this is fine bf:HOW MANY MAGS DO YOU HAVE hank:about 2134

    • @BlakeDaGamer101
      @BlakeDaGamer101 3 місяці тому

      I think Hank stole the mags from his hostiles..

  • @FluffyAngelUwU
    @FluffyAngelUwU 3 роки тому +372

    Boyfriend: How many bullets doest that Uzi have?
    Hank: Y E S .

  • @prosword8826
    @prosword8826 Рік тому +389

    The way tricky just sits there as Hank unloads about the million bullets is funny to me

    • @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo
      @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo Рік тому +13

      It’s easier to shoot a target that’s standing still rather than pulling off matrix level dodges

    • @scphobia
      @scphobia Рік тому +15

      YOU CANNOT KILL CLOWN, CLOWN KILLS YO--- oh i see ur busy, take ur time

    • @Martin_bueno
      @Martin_bueno 9 місяців тому +3

      Tricky: I CAME TO KIL- wtf? WTF?! *HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!*

    • @dehsillygoober
      @dehsillygoober 7 місяців тому +4

      The clown just goes:
      *"MY GAWD HANK, I NEVER KNEW, IN OUR VERY BIG HATE FOR EACH ALL THESE YEARS, YOUR GUN COULD HOLD 1 BILLION BULLETS."*

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 7 місяців тому

      bro just gave up seeing thst

  • @elliothansen1951
    @elliothansen1951 3 роки тому +379

    bf: *stands completely still*
    hank: *has 0% chance of hitting him*

    • @thebush6379
      @thebush6379 3 роки тому +11

      Lmao He's just not even aiming at him. Just giving him close call shots

    • @motivatedshcum8854
      @motivatedshcum8854 3 роки тому +6

      X-com games in a nutshell

    • @SuperNekitBros
      @SuperNekitBros 3 роки тому +2

      That's why hank in fnf weaker by 101% compared to mc hank

    • @zyranate7985
      @zyranate7985 3 роки тому

      @@guillermodarjuan5474 i translated it by youtube an it said ropes lol funi ropes

    • @orangToast
      @orangToast 2 роки тому +1

      Tricky: moves just to do note animation
      Hank: somehow gets him

  • @TheRobloxianBeatSabertist
    @TheRobloxianBeatSabertist 5 місяців тому +2

    Everyone: *Talking about Hank and his unlimited supply of bullets.*
    Me: *Watching Desmos and Sanford relentlessly assault and no hold back on Tricky.*

  • @locosword3985
    @locosword3985 3 роки тому +402

    Hank: *Turns off semi-auto*
    Also hank: *Fails to shot BF while he’s standing next to where he’s firing*

    • @gabrielalvarado3765
      @gabrielalvarado3765 3 роки тому +3

      Its cause of his glasses

    • @gabrielalvarado3765
      @gabrielalvarado3765 3 роки тому +2

      He legally blind bro

    • @yagadibooz8154
      @yagadibooz8154 3 роки тому +6

      @@gabrielalvarado3765 actually, he wears these glasses because whenever he shoots someone, he shoots them until all he sees is red

    • @potatronripe
      @potatronripe 3 роки тому

      @@yagadibooz8154 damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @edgardgotnogame
      @edgardgotnogame 3 роки тому +1

      If you think about it, it's not that hard to kill bf if you moved the fucking gun on bf whenever he dodges, making it impossible to survive

  • @psychobunny6190
    @psychobunny6190 3 роки тому +422

    Bf: Wait…it’s all BULLETS?
    Hank: Always has been *Proceeds to fire a barrage of bullets*

  • @kimonemo1625
    @kimonemo1625 2 роки тому +238

    I love how at somepoint tricky tried to sing but hank just keep shooting and tricky went like: "ok :("

  • @YourAverage4thLetter
    @YourAverage4thLetter 6 місяців тому +6

    Alternative title: accelerant but hank is lore accurate.
    Another Alternative title: accelerant but hank has a minigun

  • @cfq1018
    @cfq1018 3 роки тому +281

    I like how Tricky just jumps in like “damn lemme see this shit”

  • @vbadimothebadassjackass8011
    @vbadimothebadassjackass8011 2 роки тому +778

    Alrernate Title: Accelerant, but Hank misses so many times that a stormtrooper can be considered a sharpshooter

  • @heywood_gamerz6267
    @heywood_gamerz6267 2 роки тому +1652

    Hank: "Sanford! Deimos! I need 50 crates of ammunition for this"
    Sanford: "But your gun can only fit 30 bullets..."
    Hank: *"D I D I S T U T T E R?"*

  • @Mario_Plush_Studio
    @Mario_Plush_Studio 3 місяці тому +3

    Hank doesn’t even bother to slightly move his gun to the left

    • @Gray_Knight_User
      @Gray_Knight_User 3 місяці тому +1

      "If we keep shooting, we'll get him eventually!"
      -a stormtrooper probably shooting a jedi

  • @thevessel6679
    @thevessel6679 3 роки тому +383

    Hank-"Can I have some ammo?"
    Sanford-"Only a spoonful"
    Hank process to grab his 5 meter wide spoon

  • @LuisGacha
    @LuisGacha 3 роки тому +348

    BF: Dude... I'm not moving and you still miss all the bullets
    Hank: *Keep shooting*

    • @a_erica
      @a_erica 3 роки тому +4

      then tricky comes out of nowhere and knocks gf off of the speakers, once hank shoots at tricky he falls then gf comes back with a hotdog 💀🤚

    • @elitedonut1089
      @elitedonut1089 3 роки тому

      @@a_erica Ya that's what happened in the video

    • @boyfriendfnf6378
      @boyfriendfnf6378 3 роки тому +2

      @@a_erica And then hank shoots somewhere too gf If u don't know look at where gf falls and where hanks shoots

    • @a_erica
      @a_erica 3 роки тому

      @@boyfriendfnf6378 yea but its all fun and games until someone ends up dying

  • @jakighcolburnchannel3584
    @jakighcolburnchannel3584 3 роки тому +393

    Hank: hey snake, can I borrow your infinite ammo headband?
    Snake: sure, why though?
    Hank: let’s just say I have a grudge against someone…

    • @XenoVixity512
      @XenoVixity512 2 роки тому +11

      Some wall* XD

    • @soupcan2
      @soupcan2 2 роки тому +10

      * proceeds to miss every shot until the bullets somehow run out *

    • @werewolftankmanfnf458
      @werewolftankmanfnf458 2 роки тому

      I feel bad for hank

    • @RileyTheGhost
      @RileyTheGhost 2 роки тому

      Aah classic Solid Snake with his Infinite Ammo headband
      *I'm still wondering how it works*

    • @werewolftankmanfnf458
      @werewolftankmanfnf458 2 роки тому

      Really from the metal gear solid games

  • @gfhjkhghvbnmkjhb
    @gfhjkhghvbnmkjhb 9 місяців тому +87

    2:00 the bot made an error

  • @cookie-pt1ki
    @cookie-pt1ki 3 роки тому +937

    Never ask a..
    Women: her age
    Man: his salary
    Hank: how many bullets he has

    • @AverageSaudi
      @AverageSaudi 3 роки тому +36

      i HAVE 900,00,000 MORE ROUNDS IN THIS 60 ROUND GUN

    • @sprangtrapyt2785
      @sprangtrapyt2785 3 роки тому +6

      Lel true

    • @heccor_man
      @heccor_man 3 роки тому +11

      he had 1150 bullets

    • @Xurafina
      @Xurafina 3 роки тому +8

      @@heccor_man did you count that

    • @Sky-ds2cg
      @Sky-ds2cg 3 роки тому +5

      @@Xurafina yes, he did it

  • @greggersonny
    @greggersonny 3 роки тому +9898

    the quiet kid on thursday

    • @jollygamer_YT
      @jollygamer_YT 3 роки тому +197

      @Hank J. Wimbleton OmG hAnK fRoM fRiDaY nIgHt FuNKiN?!? lol

    • @umbrellazandthangz1539
      @umbrellazandthangz1539 3 роки тому +345

      @@jollygamer_YT
      *takes out the holy rifle*
      0:04

    • @jollygamer_YT
      @jollygamer_YT 3 роки тому +101

      put the vid to 2x and it is TRULY the quiet kid on Thursday lol

    • @sonomni
      @sonomni 3 роки тому +49

      LETS START SUBTRACTING!!

    • @ConsumerofUranium1
      @ConsumerofUranium1 3 роки тому +33

      @@jollygamer_YT Hank going full on beserker mode

  • @marvelousmadmen832
    @marvelousmadmen832 3 роки тому +238

    When Tricky jumps on the boom box, but doesn’t say anything, it’s almost as if he was going to sing along, only to see Hank going trigger happy and keeps his most shut, rethinking whether or not this was a good time to interrupt,

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 3 роки тому +26

      "Hank's acting different, should I Interrupt? Oh he stopped shooting, I wonder what he's gonna do- *gets shot* HAAAAAANK"

    • @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo
      @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo 3 роки тому +11

      @@minithegameguy4674
      Tricky: Hank Being Hank. Fuck this shit I’m out.

    • @averageskylandersenjoyer3716
      @averageskylandersenjoyer3716 3 роки тому +1

      *IS THAT A SKYLANDERS REFERENCE ?*

    • @JOTAPHOBIA_TXT
      @JOTAPHOBIA_TXT 2 роки тому

      @@averageskylandersenjoyer3716 perhaps

  • @jonahcole4738
    @jonahcole4738 9 місяців тому +4

    Alternive title hank found america's ammo reserve

  • @nokiagamer7744
    @nokiagamer7744 3 роки тому +401

    Bf: **dodges from every bullet**
    Tricky: *are u joke for me?*
    Hank: *yes.*

    • @beakknivemonkey1909
      @beakknivemonkey1909 3 роки тому +8

      **demolaugh** i get it!, cus he's a clown

    • @plotarmory3313
      @plotarmory3313 3 роки тому +3

      @@beakknivemonkey1909 yes

    • @a_erica
      @a_erica 3 роки тому +2

      Then tricky finds a new hank that will kill boyfriend for him

    • @AdrianaSantos-hm4nn
      @AdrianaSantos-hm4nn 3 роки тому +1

      GF is there like: WTF IS HAPPENING oh Hank has an bad aim lol

    • @a_erica
      @a_erica 3 роки тому

      @@AdrianaSantos-hm4nn LMAOAOAOAOADOIDDI fr

  • @jorgevitorgamerfull2465
    @jorgevitorgamerfull2465 Рік тому +1060

    1:27 I love hiw tricky doesn't even says anything,he just comes in and stares at boyfriend,until Hank just shoots him because yes

    • @MatthewJavier-lu1bo
      @MatthewJavier-lu1bo 10 місяців тому +1

      The thing is he rlly rlly wants to k*** Hank when he came back but was amazed when his Uzi has more bullets then it should have and it can make music

    • @exi_m7074
      @exi_m7074 10 місяців тому +62

      he's in awe at the amount of bullets Hank has in that 30 round magazine.

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 7 місяців тому +26

      @@exi_m7074bro got 507 thousand more god dang rounds in that 30 rouns magazine💀

    • @Williamafton1983.
      @Williamafton1983. 6 місяців тому +14

      Tricky:”Hey can I watch!
      Hank:” no”

    • @thriefbigcool
      @thriefbigcool 6 місяців тому +11

      “nah, stfu you didnt see anything”

  • @ChiefIguess
    @ChiefIguess 3 роки тому +391

    hank: *spam hacks using infinite ammo*
    tricky: *breathes*
    also hank: *shots tricky while shooting 4 ammo at BF*

  • @SuperTNT-ly9kg
    @SuperTNT-ly9kg 9 місяців тому +1

    boyfriend: how many bullets are in your magazine?
    hank: yes

  • @derpaderpy4931
    @derpaderpy4931 3 роки тому +160

    I love how GF casually walks into the gunfire with a hotdog.

  • @sneakysnuck8481
    @sneakysnuck8481 2 роки тому +203

    BF: How many bullets are in there?
    Hank: I got 8 million bullets in this 30 bullet magazine

  • @limetime9045
    @limetime9045 2 роки тому +64

    plot twist: Hank isn't trying to kill BF, he just wants to show him how well he can keep rhythm with only a gun

    • @ImBored....
      @ImBored.... 2 роки тому +14

      And BF is amazed at his rhythm

  • @Serial-designation-N428
    @Serial-designation-N428 Місяць тому +1

    Alternate title: accelerant but Hank has absolutely dogwater aim while boyfriend stares at Hank’s terrible aim

  • @L3wdCerulean
    @L3wdCerulean Рік тому +511

    Deimos: HOW MANY BULLETS CAN THAT GUN HOLD-
    Hank: Y e s

    • @ChrisHinners008
      @ChrisHinners008 7 місяців тому +11

      I GOT 57 MORE GOD DAM ROUNDS IN THIS 4 ROUND MAGAZINE

    • @santiagoadolfo9724
      @santiagoadolfo9724 6 місяців тому +2

      1150 bullets is crazy

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 5 місяців тому

      *click*
      *Hank pulls out another gun*

  • @whatdadogdoin4953
    @whatdadogdoin4953 3 роки тому +196

    Everyone : Alt title : hank being a bad shooter for 2 mins and 7 seconds straight.
    Me : *Bf entering ultra instict for 2 minutes and 7 seconds straight*

    • @Corupxion
      @Corupxion 3 роки тому

      not really bf is just standing to the side not moving while hank is just not hitting him

    • @SkiIz9989
      @SkiIz9989 3 роки тому

      @@Corupxion I mean it’s just a sprite

  • @justdery17
    @justdery17 3 роки тому +401

    alternative tittle: accelerant but hank have my awfull accuracy on any fps game

    • @littletylerjones
      @littletylerjones 3 роки тому +11

      another alternate title: hank goes full auto

    • @SamraatTheNoob
      @SamraatTheNoob 3 роки тому +5

      Another alternate title: HANK HAS HAD ENOUGH

    • @LEZRAYCL
      @LEZRAYCL 3 роки тому +1

      @bob same i was just doing a T-pose ritual and then hear frickin loud gun sounds.

    • @Mxlt-e-taxk
      @Mxlt-e-taxk 3 роки тому +4

      Alternate title: Hank doesnt give a shit anymore and chooses violence

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 3 роки тому

      Alternate title: Accelerant but Hank found cheats

  • @apex._.72
    @apex._.72 4 місяці тому +1

    The touch of holdable bullets is a nice aspect in there.

  • @IHeartBlood
    @IHeartBlood 3 роки тому +230

    Tricky And BF: Peacefully watching Hank practice his aim
    Hank: *Shoots Tricky for no reason*

    • @stickmanproductions1567
      @stickmanproductions1567 3 роки тому +9

      but only if he misses...

    • @taylorwhite8483
      @taylorwhite8483 3 роки тому +7

      Hank was testing to see if his bullets were all blank because Boyfriend was still standing.

    • @jamesjam671
      @jamesjam671 3 роки тому +1

      There's always a reason why he shoots him

    • @_hekker_9395
      @_hekker_9395 3 роки тому +1

      Perhaps his movement interfered with the training objectives

  • @fadez420
    @fadez420 2 роки тому +149

    I can sense the shock in Tricky's eyes
    he's never seen hank shoot THIS many bullets

    • @se-os6xt
      @se-os6xt 10 місяців тому +2

      Does tricky have eyes?

    • @someundertalefanlol6999
      @someundertalefanlol6999 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@se-os6xtif jebus has, tricky probably too.

    • @se-os6xt
      @se-os6xt 10 місяців тому +2

      @@someundertalefanlol6999 but the madness combat characters only have a cross in their face

    • @EnsignChummi
      @EnsignChummi 10 місяців тому

      @@se-os6xtif you see their skeletons it is implied they have eyes lol

  • @imakegachaclubvideos6323
    @imakegachaclubvideos6323 2 роки тому +615

    Hank: Load more bullets.
    Deimos: But this is a 30 bullet mag-
    Hank: I BOUGHT THE MAG SO I'M USING THE WHOLE GODDAMN MAG!

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 2 роки тому +4

      Pointless correction: its a magazine not a clip

    • @ALiteralChair6306
      @ALiteralChair6306 2 роки тому +3

      @@thenexus8384 THANK YOU

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 2 роки тому +2

      @@ALiteralChair6306 you're welcome

    • @samuelfield8346
      @samuelfield8346 2 роки тому +4

      Hank be using the tinkers origin

    • @Spunkbobs
      @Spunkbobs 2 роки тому +1

      @@samuelfield8346 hank’s aim bot runout

  • @Axe_Cat
    @Axe_Cat 6 місяців тому +1

    Hank: *Pulls out a knife*
    Also Hank: *Shoots gun 97654 times and never uses knife ever.*

  • @profriknobchickennuggetpro7985
    @profriknobchickennuggetpro7985 3 роки тому +194

    bf: 1v1
    hank: shoots like he’s in the warzone.

    • @abotsomeg3014
      @abotsomeg3014 3 роки тому +4

      Me when he is litteraly in a war zone my dude XD

    • @M0nochromedonut
      @M0nochromedonut 3 роки тому +2

      this feels like playing shooter games in 2021

  • @DigitizedGalaxyAlt
    @DigitizedGalaxyAlt 3 роки тому +276

    Hank: **shooting at boyfriend 100 times trying to kill him**
    Girlfriend: this is fine

  • @GojiRaptor06
    @GojiRaptor06 2 роки тому +160

    BF: How many bullets do you have?!
    Hank: Let’s just say it’s still loaded.

    • @randomized426
      @randomized426 2 роки тому +1

      1150 bullets to be exact

    • @lunatic-cultist-i-guess
      @lunatic-cultist-i-guess 2 роки тому +3

      that moment when you realise its a gun from people playground (those things have infinite mags)

    • @BrokTheInvestiGator
      @BrokTheInvestiGator 2 роки тому +1

      @@randomized426 Did you really counted it???

    • @randomized426
      @randomized426 2 роки тому +2

      @@BrokTheInvestiGator well i mean theres a combo counter
      all i need is skip to the end and see how many bullets bf dodged

    • @BrokTheInvestiGator
      @BrokTheInvestiGator 2 роки тому +2

      @@randomized426 oh yeah, I forgot about that

  • @Iamthegoober
    @Iamthegoober Місяць тому

    “I got 1000 more god damn bullets in this 50 bullet magazine.”

  • @anoldweirdo7084
    @anoldweirdo7084 3 роки тому +533

    Hank: Shoots non-stop and missing every time shooting past BF
    BF: Surviving by staying in one place

    • @AlEx-xw4dz
      @AlEx-xw4dz 3 роки тому +9

      As you can see they didn't plan this

    • @Luzaku_kiss
      @Luzaku_kiss 3 роки тому +27

      Boyfriend learned to do absolutly nothing by Luigi.

    • @The_OriX_LoL
      @The_OriX_LoL 3 роки тому +3

      You don't understand
      This all happened in 1 second

    • @valwark
      @valwark 3 роки тому +3

      spot dodging

    • @terenyt9522
      @terenyt9522 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO

  • @Recky_XD
    @Recky_XD 3 роки тому +77

    I love how bf is not even dodging the bullets at this point hes just standing still while hank is shooting in one direction

  • @Sover31gnty
    @Sover31gnty 3 роки тому +191

    "Hey! No full auto in buildings!"
    "That's not full auto"
    "Das not full auto?"
    *This is.*

  • @PeraoTemporario
    @PeraoTemporario 4 місяці тому +1

    BF: How did you fit all that bullets into a gun that only holds 50?
    Hank: L1 R1, SQUARE R1 LEFT R2 R1 LEFT SQUARE DOWN L1 L1

  • @unknown_truth6770
    @unknown_truth6770 Рік тому +808

    BF: Wait, it's all bullets?
    Hank: A l w a y s h a s b e e n

  • @nothingtoseehere8556
    @nothingtoseehere8556 3 роки тому +142

    Plot Twist: Hank was actually trying to shoot the Auditor.

    • @nuggetiskritikal
      @nuggetiskritikal 3 роки тому +4

      True

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 3 роки тому +3

      I'm guessing he missed because he was shooting *A LOT* of bullets

    • @ZentronX2
      @ZentronX2 3 роки тому +1

      That explains why Hank is shoting like he got crazy

    • @michifino
      @michifino 3 роки тому

      ñ

  • @sonaussie
    @sonaussie 3 роки тому +204

    Tricky : He is standing still just shoot him
    Hank : Where

    • @The_Skiver
      @The_Skiver 2 роки тому +6

      Hank after that:
      *Shoots Tricky Saying: U ARE USELESS! U ARE SO BAD TRYING TO BE MY ALLIE STUPID CLOWN!

    • @AllenTheAnimator004
      @AllenTheAnimator004 2 роки тому +25

      Tricky: iN fRoNt Of YoU!
      also Hank: *shoots Tricky*
      Tricky: HHHAAAANNKK!!!

    • @lawrencekeys2808
      @lawrencekeys2808 2 роки тому +4

      @@AllenTheAnimator004 Hank:well I didn't hit my target and I did as well

    • @theoverseer1775
      @theoverseer1775 2 роки тому +1

      Tricky: electric

    • @darkfire2759
      @darkfire2759 2 роки тому +1

      hank has red goggles boyfriend and everything look red

  • @pc2x698
    @pc2x698 6 місяців тому +1

    "The society can't choose who you are, be yourself!"
    Hank:bet