I love how realistic the nuclear war was. Before it there were massive armies covering the land. Afterwards the donut became a radioactive cinder with only a few wandering troops.
JonatasAdoM no but who's to say something like this won't happen, what if two factions end up in charge of the world and fight over it and eventually end up at war, and then boom nukes get dropped because both are nuclear armed countries, and well the world is probably fucked, we probably are going to kill ourselves.
+Matthew Chenault But at what cost (;﹏;) The whole donutisland is nuked. This is esentially fallout donut. When the world was split in two they just dropped nukes at each other like crazy.
+Sh0tgunJust1ce I like to imagine the Mongolian warrior became a colony ship after years and eventually they learned how to survive at sea as reliably as they would land so they are like "Let's leave this war ridden donut!" Even now they are a neutral party that learned to dive to collect dirt and purify it of salt, then grow trees to make more boats... They will be back, for the donut is only 1/100th of the world and they will come back in numbers to take back the donut... Numbers so great and terrifying that they made several donuts out of piled up dirt. Nothing can stop the Mongols! NOTHING!!!
Oh man! Poland was so powerful, but as soon as India took Warsaw, Germany just swept them away like a flood! Poland basically did all the hard work in setting the basis for German domination. India was simply the match that lit the keg. Later, I guess it didn't help India's case that the Dutch are basically Lower Deutsch.
Iam Sagittare Dutch and Deutsch (Germans as we call them in English) are the same people. The two words are cognates that mean the exact same thing. The primary difference are that the Dutch are Plattdeutsch speakers, while the Deutsch are Hochdeutsch speakers. In English, the Dutch are speaking a dialect of Low German and the Germans (Deutsch) are speaking High German. The Germans aren't a uniform people. In fact, when Germany unified, they went with the Lesser Germany, which meant that states like the Netherlands, Austria, and Lichtenstein were all excluded from forming a Greater German nation, while the other German nations joined into one state. They didn't even all speak the same language. The Dutch aren't the only speakers of Low German languages. Others include Swabians, Bavarians, and Austrians. So that's what I mean when I say Lower Germans. They are a sub-group of German.
DeutranLP That's very true. In fact, Post-Roman Britain was settled by the Angles, the Saxons (jointly known as the Anglo-Saxons), and the Jutes, who were all Germanic people. However, while the English language (which derives its name from the Angles of Northern Germany) still share many similarities with modern German, it came from an older form of German and has also been strongly influenced by the Normans, who spoke French (which was influenced by a form of Latin that Charlemagne made up his own pronunciations for), and Celtic languages. Its independent growth as a language is what would classify it as a Low German tongue.
the poles didn't have a vast empire, they were only a part of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth, which was big, but not really what you would call a vast empire
Simonas Pundzius you need to look at a map of you think the commonwealth wasn't massive. And yeah, it was a union, but it effectively gave Poland control of the commonwealth. Saying the commonwealth wasn't massive for that reason would be similar to saying that the HRE wasn't massive.
both were pretty mediocre in size...if you describe these empires as vast and massive how would you describe the ming dynasty,the old roman empire the macedonian and the ottoman empires?
The people of this donut world have never experienced peace until Germany took control. Even then, I bet that the happiness level of Germany will plummet until there are too many revolts which would lead to new countries. Then the cycle would repeat itself
+Paakphum It would've been badass if a random cotinent was off-shore the main donut,and there was an advanced civilization,who watched everything from shadows,oh,wait...the one who recorded...
Kaarel Tepp actually the planes they were carrying had ridiculous range, so they were actually trying to remain at maximum safe distance while still being able to attack, lol
+LordIouis Around 7:30 - 7:40. When looking at the year in the topright corner, I believe it may have been recorded in 'chunks' and that was an end/start point of two seperate recordings. (it rolls back about 15 turns there.)
Man, I remember when these videos were "the thing" in strategy game youtube channels. Crazy to see your channel progress so far from when I subscribed and this was what you were making.
But it surprisingly took Jakarta. I thought they were done, but they somehow outlasted Persia, ahahah. As a Brazilian and having a Portuguese grandfather, I was cheering for them, but was not very optimistic. The Jakarta sweep felt like a victory, for Portugal standards (both real-life and Civ5 ones, hahah)
+joel trigoura Record and speed up the footage in an editing program..? It's really damn easy. Download some music and slap it in the background if you'd like. If you don't have an editing program, you can get Movie Maker for free on Microsoft's website.
That was great! I'm proud of myself, I managed to call from turn 40 that germany and india looked the strongest. I thought for sure I was wrong when poland was expanding though
I like how Poland was first ninjaing two cities, almost pushing spain off the land and then got gangrushed into oblivion by everyone shortly after. Also how Gandhi almost won the nuclear exchange. :D
+Rui Castanheira you just can't fight against it. I'm from argentina, for some people, Buenos Aires is clearly the capital of Brazil, a country where Spanish is DEFINITELY spoken.
Oh god, the back-and-forth AI... How I love to stare at a scout who takes one step forth, notices an obstacle, wastes a turn stepping back, for then to consider going forth again to be a good idea, cus the road seems - oh, darnie-darn, an obstacle, the same one as before. Well, better retrace then, oh wait, now I can move forward! Oh, what is that? An obstacle!
I thought it would come down to Poland and Germany but the longer Ghandi was allowed to remain in the game I knew what was coming and he didn't disappoint.
Wow never watched this timelapse Civ before, cool stuff. Interesting how it resembles real scenarios of how empires rise and fall, in this case Poland. And I am surprised Portugal actually came out and did something lol, Lisbon became such a pathetic city
This is very interesting to see how bots react to each other. Look at Portugal, it lost all its territory to citadels, the only tile it had on land was where its city was
I'm just wondering how the Dutch were so left alone at the beginning. And then suddenly the started popping out frigates like crazy! Really interesting to watch!
I love how realistic the nuclear war was. Before it there were massive armies covering the land. Afterwards the donut became a radioactive cinder with only a few wandering troops.
+Luke Jolly It was a sad tragedy, early on I imagined friendly tribal chieftains who would have a cultural gathering and then... Everything burned...
+Luke Jolly BEWAARE THIS ISS OUUR FUTUREEE!! BEWAAAREE
+Doruk Coşkun We don'tive in a huge donut
JonatasAdoM no but who's to say something like this won't happen, what if two factions end up in charge of the world and fight over it and eventually end up at war, and then boom nukes get dropped because both are nuclear armed countries, and well the world is probably fucked, we probably are going to kill ourselves.
Luke Jolly You love that?
The history of this Doughnutland has to be amazing.
+Matthew Chenault But at what cost (;﹏;) The whole donutisland is nuked. This is esentially fallout donut. When the world was split in two they just dropped nukes at each other like crazy.
The workers can just use brooms to clean the fallout
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Venice is like "but guys, trade routes, amirite?"
India: "GUYS I HAZ NUKE"
+Hai Duong Le Everyone else: "Fuck"
Ottomans: guyz I has der Islam
Indonesia: guyz I has der Hinduism
Ottomans: Bitch please
Lisbon: Trireme, Amirite?
Dutch: WELL I have extra happiness, so ha
Well what a horrible world that must have been to live in. Especially during the Hindu-Germanic atomic war.
way2tehdawn Germany makes everything better in the end
would have hated to live in Jakarta, it changed hands every other turn for a period.
Poland was stronk but then Germany became stronk
+Adam Minichino The secret to strength lies in Polish clay!
+Adam Minichino STRONK!
+AlzaboHD gutentag
I can't believe this game held my interest for as long as it did. For me it just becomes tedious in the later rounds.
+Adam Minichino Poland should have into space.
Oh Shit
5:22
"Ghandi has completed Manhattan Project!"
The real winner was that Mongolian Warrior.
+Sh0tgunJust1ce The only way to win is not to play :D
+Sh0tgunJust1ce I like to imagine the Mongolian warrior became a colony ship after years and eventually they learned how to survive at sea as reliably as they would land so they are like "Let's leave this war ridden donut!" Even now they are a neutral party that learned to dive to collect dirt and purify it of salt, then grow trees to make more boats... They will be back, for the donut is only 1/100th of the world and they will come back in numbers to take back the donut... Numbers so great and terrifying that they made several donuts out of piled up dirt. Nothing can stop the Mongols! NOTHING!!!
+MrPicklesAndTea - Yang needs a hand So basically the Aeneid but with Mongolians? That sounds really awesome actually, I would love to see that!
It's amazing how much the situation shifts when a civ ends up fighting on two fronts, the Indian invasion of Warsaw was a game changer. Awesome video
Loved Portugal surviving for so long with a single tile of land, then stealing Jakarta from nowhere xD
Hey Germany, we need to talk about your submarine addiction.
I think the carriers are a bigger problem^^
there is a torpedo for everythingy even carriers , trust me
Wolfpack intensifies
Ghandi's dream of peace is Hindu domination with a side of nuclear Armageddon as evidenced by the late stage of this match
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Reckless39 ага.(yes) я русский( i am russian)
well when there are no more humans, there will finally be world peace, right?
Slava!
Netherlands with a million X-Coms and then nothing.
Guess they didn't ban nukes
+Reval a million seabaggers and then nothing.. couldve taken all inner-coastal cities with those easy
7:11 what germany lmao 15 aircraft carriers and no airplanes wtf only civ5 ai things
Renting them out for Gandhi's stealth bombers
I am so mad that Germany had such a great fleet just to stuck it in the right upper corner.
Oh man! Poland was so powerful, but as soon as India took Warsaw, Germany just swept them away like a flood! Poland basically did all the hard work in setting the basis for German domination. India was simply the match that lit the keg.
Later, I guess it didn't help India's case that the Dutch are basically Lower Deutsch.
+Red Judas "Lower Deutsch"? What are you talking about?
Iam Sagittare Dutch and Deutsch (Germans as we call them in English) are the same people. The two words are cognates that mean the exact same thing. The primary difference are that the Dutch are Plattdeutsch speakers, while the Deutsch are Hochdeutsch speakers. In English, the Dutch are speaking a dialect of Low German and the Germans (Deutsch) are speaking High German. The Germans aren't a uniform people. In fact, when Germany unified, they went with the Lesser Germany, which meant that states like the Netherlands, Austria, and Lichtenstein were all excluded from forming a Greater German nation, while the other German nations joined into one state. They didn't even all speak the same language.
The Dutch aren't the only speakers of Low German languages. Others include Swabians, Bavarians, and Austrians.
So that's what I mean when I say Lower Germans. They are a sub-group of German.
+Red Judas A concise, historically accurate non biased comment on UA-cam? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
+Red Judas Might Might as well include the English. After all they also speak a (heavily modified) dialect of Low German. ;)
DeutranLP That's very true. In fact, Post-Roman Britain was settled by the Angles, the Saxons (jointly known as the Anglo-Saxons), and the Jutes, who were all Germanic people.
However, while the English language (which derives its name from the Angles of Northern Germany) still share many similarities with modern German, it came from an older form of German and has also been strongly influenced by the Normans, who spoke French (which was influenced by a form of Latin that Charlemagne made up his own pronunciations for), and Celtic languages.
Its independent growth as a language is what would classify it as a Low German tongue.
Poor pols they had a vast empire and they lost it all. I guess history does repeat itself.
the poles didn't have a vast empire, they were only a part of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth, which was big, but not really what you would call a vast empire
Simonas Pundzius you need to look at a map of you think the commonwealth wasn't massive. And yeah, it was a union, but it effectively gave Poland control of the commonwealth. Saying the commonwealth wasn't massive for that reason would be similar to saying that the HRE wasn't massive.
both were pretty mediocre in size...if you describe these empires as vast and massive how would you describe the ming dynasty,the old roman empire the macedonian and the ottoman empires?
Gigantic, as big as the universe, it's said that the people that live there must be 10 times taller because their empire is so big?
You compare it to its contemporaries. It was vast.
Best part is how
lisbon loses all land tiles except the city from citadels
I didn't know we could do that, now I have other strategy
itsonlyhersh Even better is how they somehow took back Jakarta
Yeah I noticed that part too
Venice: "We dont believe in military, but only in money"
The Netherlands: "We have Death Robots, but we don't really feel like using them."
For the first four and a half minutes the Polish were kicking ass, then in about 15 seconds their whole empire fell.
They moved too many units away from the capital and were not allies with India. A Hitler fail..war on two fronts.
John kopy
The people of this donut world have never experienced peace until Germany took control. Even then, I bet that the happiness level of Germany will plummet until there are too many revolts which would lead to new countries. Then the cycle would repeat itself
A continent cursed with war
Sounds like Europe
Paakphum Sounds like Earth
+Paakphum It would've been badass if a random cotinent was off-shore the main donut,and there was an advanced civilization,who watched everything from shadows,oh,wait...the one who recorded...
+ReDirect Mapping Greece
Polands war monger was too high all the other civs ganged up on him.
Jesus christ, that german fleet.
Deutschland über alles!
TheJespeon Yeah that German fleet. Sitting in the corner, doing nothing. Getting wrecked by Indian subs...
Kaarel Tepp actually the planes they were carrying had ridiculous range, so they were actually trying to remain at maximum safe distance while still being able to attack, lol
As usual, Poland has gone out of contr- Warsaw falls, followed by everything else over a few turns - wait what?
Richard Green Exactly what I was thinking. I was like yup Poland is going to win...nope... ?
Richard Green Poland cannot into win
Computer Assisted Biologically Augmented Lifeform poland cannot into any given space
The biggest surprise was the fall of Poland. But I have noticed that the Civ at the left bottom end of the map tends to dominate.
That my friend is India lead by Ghandi... rumors say that he did 9/11 XDDD
It wasn't just Gandhi and Germany, the Netherlands wiped out Poland's navy.
Those lone warships after their empires have fallen...
I was kinda sad for that ship, wandering around for centuries.....
Wow the fall of poland was epic, and the blizkrieg at the end too.
Keep going :)
Gadac Thanks for watching!
Gadac I agree how did it go so fast?
David Rebel mass bombing and guided missles, probably.
Gadac blitzkrieg best strategy xD
ggg
As soon as Poland gets too powerful, it gets partitioned :P.
The Netherlands got liberated for a split second there and then went back to India immediately. That was weird.
I know, I went back and watched it a couple times and I still can't tell what happened.
+LordIouis Around 7:30 - 7:40. When looking at the year in the topright corner, I believe it may have been recorded in 'chunks' and that was an end/start point of two seperate recordings. (it rolls back about 15 turns there.)
Poland almost could in to space there for a while
This is Polandball related,not 9gag.The real thing is at /r/polandball :/
*Facepalm* It's a joke. That's common on 9gag....Why'd you need to say anything about it?
Nvm. We're all friends here. I commonly use 9gag, and reddit. Not trying to start a fight. Just a joke man.
Poor Mongolia lol. It has one worker and warrior in the west sea moving back and forth.
+shihao21 then he got nuked or something :(
Ghandi vs Germany in a Nuclear Arms Race that results in a barren, irradiated hell-scape. Tale as old as time.
Man, I remember when these videos were "the thing" in strategy game youtube channels. Crazy to see your channel progress so far from when I subscribed and this was what you were making.
I did nazi that coming.
+Patriotis It's 2015 and you guys are still cracking this joke
+Patriotis it got old in 1946.
+Patriotis I would not be surprised.
Imagine if every donut you ate had a mini-nuclear war on it...
Mmmm... extra crispy 👌
Germany pls calm down
India going mad with the nukes again as usual
***** Classic Gandhi the warmonger.
how ironic that portugal had the same situation that it does in real life (coastal, facing nothing and only one border inland)
Not ironic all it. It's actually quite fitting.
But it surprisingly took Jakarta. I thought they were done, but they somehow outlasted Persia, ahahah. As a Brazilian and having a Portuguese grandfather, I was cheering for them, but was not very optimistic. The Jakarta sweep felt like a victory, for Portugal standards (both real-life and Civ5 ones, hahah)
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I love how this sorta tells a story by itself, heck you can write a good medieval fiction based on this and compress the contents down into 100 years.
So whoever has the biggest part of a donut is the strongest.
I like how quickly each civ builds up a military force.
Well played Germany.
I was rooting for Poland the entire game, and then... boom. :(
poland aint a shitty country jackass
I honestly thought once Nukes were around that India would just reduce the world to ash :D in the end, it was uber alles
Stormtrooper Elite India almost *did* reduce the whole word to ash.
I love how Lisbon lost all of its land to cathedrals lol
yes citadels
Cathedrals of war
Abraman Of course!
Yikes, that got ugly at the end.
That moment when Jakarte signs its death warrant by spawning a different religion from everyone else.
1:12
This Edirne won Germany's deathmatch :)
i though Poland would win but it was destroyed so fast
ikr, I blinked and they were gone.
i was about to say POLAND STRONK
Sounds like history.
Four corners map might be interesting
Windscent Borealis Make a star shaped map with many corners :P
Nuclear war... never gets old, Ghandi :^)
I love how Poland pretty much pushed Portugal of land
Damn. The Netherlands got to top 3. That's pretty good.
how long did it take to film?
+Kirito Kun About 2 hours give or take, if I recall correctly.
+AlzaboHD hey alzabo id love to cantact you on how you make these cool time lapse
+AlzaboHD hey alzabo id love to cantact you on how you make these cool time lapse
+joel trigoura
Record and speed up the footage in an editing program..? It's really damn easy. Download some music and slap it in the background if you'd like. If you don't have an editing program, you can get Movie Maker for free on Microsoft's website.
+joel trigoura lol joel shekel just told you how
Lol those two Mongolian unites just going back and forth
Poland is like:
"Yeey, I'm gonna rule the world"
Germany: "Nein"
Poland:
"kurwa!"
how the hell did Netherlands handle happiness with 70 citizens in 2 cities ?!
+Petru Constantinescu Polders? Polders.
+AlzaboHD polders dont give happiness, and i dont think they have any
I never thought something like this would be so beautiful
I love how Poland evaporated in the space of about 10 turns.
Mad. And the ebb and flow of fortunes was fascinating.
I feel like this is feeding into a stereotype about Germans.
Not really, they didn't invade Poland.
They did.
Natürlich es ist
Poland's use of Citadels should be a war crime
POLSKA STRONK!!!
The Dutch did well there ! :) 3th place!
Amsterdam is like "were just going to have the entire left side of the donut"
That was great! I'm proud of myself, I managed to call from turn 40 that germany and india looked the strongest. I thought for sure I was wrong when poland was expanding though
Polands downfall began when their navy met the dutch's.So many sunk ships
I just discovered your channel a couple hours ago and I've just been nonstop watching these videos since. Keep up the good work!
mr1dk321 Thanks for the nice comment! Hope you enjoy the rest and what is to come. More AI Civ battles are on the way!
I like how Poland was first ninjaing two cities, almost pushing spain off the land and then got gangrushed into oblivion by everyone shortly after. Also how Gandhi almost won the nuclear exchange. :D
I cant believe theres still people that cant diferenciate spain and portugal. COME ON, WE'VE BEEN 2 DIFERENT COUNTRIES SINCE THE 1000
+Rui Castanheira you just can't fight against it. I'm from argentina, for some people, Buenos Aires is clearly the capital of Brazil, a country where Spanish is DEFINITELY spoken.
This video defines the word "infodump".
This made me realize how much I missed the Gods and Kings theme.
I would never imagine Germany taking teh crown, amazing match.
JonatasMonte Germany certainly played their cards right in this deathmatch, impressive plays on their part!
I love how the end just became one irradiated glowing wasteland as the world was engulfed in a nuclear firestorm
The disadvantages of eliminating the unit stack mechanic have become quite obvious here.
3:10 [insert Winged Hussars joke]
*WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED*
Germany looking at poland like
gfycat /DeficientInexperiencedGroundbeetle
This is the first time I've seen AI do a MAD scenario.
Oh god, the back-and-forth AI... How I love to stare at a scout who takes one step forth, notices an obstacle, wastes a turn stepping back, for then to consider going forth again to be a good idea, cus the road seems - oh, darnie-darn, an obstacle, the same one as before. Well, better retrace then, oh wait, now I can move forward! Oh, what is that? An obstacle!
I thought it would come down to Poland and Germany but the longer Ghandi was allowed to remain in the game I knew what was coming and he didn't disappoint.
I like how a ship from Venice is still running around.
Can I ask how do you set up the AI only games? I'd like to try something like this sometimes...
+Voltorb1993 Check out the tutorial on my channel! It's a bit old (with a bad microphone) but that should help you.
+SebGam80 Sure. ua-cam.com/video/eQHd7BOO9NQ/v-deo.html
The entire world went Muslim pretty quick, at least we know they weren't religious conflicts.
tellison11232 Well... they we're Islamic... which does have inter-religious conflict...
Wow never watched this timelapse Civ before, cool stuff. Interesting how it resembles real scenarios of how empires rise and fall, in this case Poland. And I am surprised Portugal actually came out and did something lol, Lisbon became such a pathetic city
Can't believe there are alzabo videos without witty rhyming
This is very interesting to see how bots react to each other. Look at Portugal, it lost all its territory to citadels, the only tile it had on land was where its city was
What's Germany doing with all those carriers? They seem to be empty...
How does Poland go from 4 cities to none in like 3 turns?
Germany.
Randomphoenix03 Germany can has Poland
Man this game turned from Civ to Fallout in a few minutes.
Good Lord! Thx God i was born on Earth instead of that death donut planet
That was surprisingly fun to watch, thanks! :D
Did any colonization happen at all? or was the map so small. noone could colonize?
The map was too small to colonize if I remember correctly. Thanks for watching.
i meant early game, like i didnt see any civs get a second city, on another spot in the circle at all.
actually gasped when warsaw fell.
I personally find it funny that the Dutch x-com squads were T-bagging at the end
in the middle there i thought for sure that one of the reds was going to win it.
I'm just wondering how the Dutch were so left alone at the beginning. And then suddenly the started popping out frigates like crazy! Really interesting to watch!
Ask Hummelsund bc Vince dose not believe in fighting just money and pusia was finger their asshole the hole Time and not doing anything.
That was so cool. The donut was reduced to cinder and ash by the end.
that went exactly opposite of what I was expecting.
I really loved the way poland trapped portugal with he's great generals :D
This might possibly be the only AI video in which Germany wins
this is basically a model of what has happened all of human history up until this point
Even in fantasy, Poland falls to Germany! @.@
>:)
I love how the Mongolian have a boat outside the Dutch's coast for a really long time after they have lost their capital