England - Queen's guards' fails and jokes

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  • @phillipsmith4473
    @phillipsmith4473 5 років тому +4964

    Amazing how tourists think that those guards, who are military personnel, are Disney employees.

    • @johnknow4097
      @johnknow4097 4 роки тому +171

      They are combat troops quite likely sent to areas of conflict anywhere in the world before and/or after performing security duties in the UK.

    • @j0hnnyquango606
      @j0hnnyquango606 4 роки тому +16

      ikr

    • @massivelegend957
      @massivelegend957 4 роки тому +106

      It's literally one of the highest positions in the british army. You can't walk in and write "queen's guard" on your application.

    • @pkpk5307
      @pkpk5307 4 роки тому +58

      I mean look at their clothes, they look funny and friendky

    • @yourfather8413
      @yourfather8413 4 роки тому +10

      @@johnknow4097 they are in the grenadier guards as queens guards to protect the queen and her family

  • @shailys.k.y4090
    @shailys.k.y4090 5 років тому +4520

    When a gaurd collapses, it's from heat stroke. That's actually not funny or a fail. It's quite serious

    • @rmdruiz7061
      @rmdruiz7061 5 років тому +159

      Its heat stroke or knee lock

    • @sociophrenia
      @sociophrenia 5 років тому +34

      It technically is a fail. Look the meaning up m'kay?

    • @ShannonSouthAfrica
      @ShannonSouthAfrica 5 років тому +74

      Heat stroke? In England? Come now....

    • @shailys.k.y4090
      @shailys.k.y4090 5 років тому +77

      @@sociophrenia "m'kay" 'Mr. Macky'. it is a fail, but not a funny one.

    • @Devil_of_Wrath
      @Devil_of_Wrath 5 років тому +23

      More Handsome Grandayy I looked up the term and all it said was your birth... Wonder what that means. 🤔🤔🤔

  • @RoyalUrchin
    @RoyalUrchin 4 роки тому +904

    Guard: * casually vomits and continues walking *
    Me: my soul disappeared.

  • @somebloke7056
    @somebloke7056 4 роки тому +1099

    10:21 Holy shit he actually vomited, I feel so bad that he's still continuing doing his duties when he feels sick.

  • @mistertofu
    @mistertofu 7 років тому +4225

    The guard in the first video. He's probably prepared to be fired.

    • @fairybits
      @fairybits 5 років тому +386

      He was fined.

    • @billymurphy6740
      @billymurphy6740 5 років тому +211

      MisterTofu he fainted it’s a policy you can’t faint by falling you have to faint while standing he was either weak or sick

    • @thewhiteeagle8891
      @thewhiteeagle8891 5 років тому +54

      Yes court martialed and fined as well as beasted by his CSM / RSM

    • @trazkey
      @trazkey 5 років тому +241

      Do you no know what hard Job that is? He's bored. He needs fun too!

    • @meeladsamadi
      @meeladsamadi 5 років тому +209

      @@trazkey his job is not supposed to be fun, it's one of the most serious jobs out there. They are protecting our queen, there job is not meant to be easy...

  • @kitkatbudder4917
    @kitkatbudder4917 7 років тому +3507

    That first one is like the people think he's an animal

    • @_KJX
      @_KJX 5 років тому +155

      Kitkat Budder yea thats making me kinda mad

    • @lmaoroflcopter
      @lmaoroflcopter 5 років тому +135

      He's just broken a bunch of his standing orders there.

    • @marilynking4003
      @marilynking4003 5 років тому +59

      Kitkat Budder - all of you guys are kinda, sorta, jerks with no sense of humor. Yes he did brake some rules, but to say the people think he's an animal is ridiculous. Have you seen how people treat them? That's more like no respect whatsoever. He was shaving fun with them. Geeze.

    • @lmaoroflcopter
      @lmaoroflcopter 5 років тому +48

      Marilyn King You're kinda, sorta, a few sandwiches short of a picnic if you can't see this as disrespectful. This is disrespectful.
      1. They are treating him as a circus animal
      2. He's disrespecting the monumental effort his colleagues put into their job.
      He'll have either lost his position or been fined/docked pay for breaking protocol and quite rightly so.
      I've a sense of humour, but I have a sense of decorum, if I started this nonsense at the tomb of the unknown soldier I'd be shot.

    • @marilynking4003
      @marilynking4003 5 років тому +5

      M3ta7h3ad - he may have gotten into trouble for what he did. I wouldn't be surprised. And I think you're prone to exaggeration.

  • @CallofCthulhu-DCOTE
    @CallofCthulhu-DCOTE 5 років тому +2106

    4:40 Royal Guard.exe stoped working

  • @meeladsamadi
    @meeladsamadi 5 років тому +530

    The guard that smirked from the two girls was awesome! Sometimes you forget they are just like us, humans with a sense of humor. Obviously very professional tho 👍

    • @nars_bars8774
      @nars_bars8774 3 роки тому +20

      They actually asked if they could kiss him on his cheeks, and he nodded.

    • @chloeadams8703
      @chloeadams8703 3 роки тому +5

      The fact that people have forgotren and need to be remimded that they are human is quite disturbing.

  • @ahhack2688
    @ahhack2688 7 років тому +3783

    i dont like the way people treat these guys like really u shouldnt mock them like that they are in duty and they are humans like us just leave them be.

    • @theendofog400
      @theendofog400 5 років тому +69

      Exactly if they’re caught laughing or reacting to tourists they can lose their job

    • @jttekton
      @jttekton 5 років тому +10

      But they are instructed to barely interact with others..

    • @davidkelling9123
      @davidkelling9123 5 років тому +16

      But they are aloud to make faces to ppl to ruen thir photo

    • @Zeju24
      @Zeju24 5 років тому +13

      Oh shit guys it's the queen and the other fanboys in the comments are her guards

    • @RealCristianoPenaldo
      @RealCristianoPenaldo 5 років тому +16

      @@Zeju24, you're fun at parties, you're also a bit tempered. Is it the chill ice cream you ate? Or the Mariana music you had when you brought those girls your mom's house? I'm slightly confused.

  • @itsme1576
    @itsme1576 5 років тому +1466

    At 6:40 I love his smile. Most cutest guy. He was like...like Oh God m in trouble

    • @SierraM197
      @SierraM197 4 роки тому +23

      IKR

    • @capitcha
      @capitcha 4 роки тому +10

      Its me 1 It’s a skit, not actually real.

    • @yurrqi
      @yurrqi 4 роки тому +52

      Capitcha it’s not a skit you little dumb peace of fuckry

    • @nawlins.s
      @nawlins.s 4 роки тому +7

      @@yurrqi *peice also look at your pfp and look at your channel banner

    • @mickybubble1115
      @mickybubble1115 3 роки тому +42

      He turned red so quick, it's so cute

  • @TheInstinctWithinV2
    @TheInstinctWithinV2 4 роки тому +195

    2:34 "HEE-HEE!" Michael Jackson is that you?

  • @timk2083
    @timk2083 3 роки тому +309

    There's a really touching documentary following a young man's journey through training to become a Queen's Guard, and at the end his mom and sister come to see him while he's on duty. He's not allowed to look down or acknowledge they're there, but when his little sister holds his hand he gives her hand a little squeeze. Very touching video

    • @fryingPanu
      @fryingPanu 3 роки тому +11

      I really need to see that-

    • @kuchen9802
      @kuchen9802 3 роки тому +7

      What’s the name of the Documentary ?

    • @snowbeanie4498
      @snowbeanie4498 3 роки тому +5

      Aw. What’s the documentary?

    • @asmrbloom9537
      @asmrbloom9537 3 роки тому +2

      Can u paste the link?

    • @jovahu5261
      @jovahu5261 3 роки тому +1

      @@kuchen9802 Guarding the Queen Episode 1 or something

  • @theleakyhorcrux535
    @theleakyhorcrux535 4 роки тому +328

    9:47 NOBODY is talking about this?? This is the most wholesomely adorable thing I’ve ever seen

    • @thowfeekamn8028
      @thowfeekamn8028 3 роки тому +16

      What's actually happening tho?

    • @FirstNameLastName-lv4hk
      @FirstNameLastName-lv4hk 3 роки тому +17

      Not for the guard if they get caught smiling that comes out there pay

    • @binichoso
      @binichoso 3 роки тому +3

      IKR

    • @bradmaclure2481
      @bradmaclure2481 3 роки тому

      @@FirstNameLastName-lv4hk wrong

    • @qrcode4608
      @qrcode4608 2 роки тому

      i dont think this is real. like you can see that the belt is quite offset among the buttons. and the bearskin looks synthetic. that is a coldstream guard but however you cannot see where his plume is whatsoever.

  • @onlythereal3233
    @onlythereal3233 4 роки тому +260

    7:50 that made me smile when he smiled lmao

  • @earthwormsally341
    @earthwormsally341 4 роки тому +816

    They are kinda cute not gonna lie but I feel kinda bad for them

    • @MrWick-oe5ij
      @MrWick-oe5ij 3 роки тому +17

      They're getting high salaries though.

    • @survivalistknife
      @survivalistknife 3 роки тому +28

      @@MrWick-oe5ij they only make $1200 -$1300 a month

    • @breadcrumb5747
      @breadcrumb5747 3 роки тому +3

      There just doing there job.

    • @leohpr9620
      @leohpr9620 3 роки тому +3

      they’re frontline marines serving our country so disrespectful

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 3 роки тому +2

      @@survivalistknife Yeah, that's the worst part of being the UK's enlisted. Shit pay all day.
      Well, it's decent, but not great.

  • @breezybri987
    @breezybri987 5 років тому +897

    I hope they didn't get fired or lower pay

    • @jacobornduff8609
      @jacobornduff8609 5 років тому +88

      Briana kightlinger if they are caught they may have their pay lowered for a week or more, depending on the infraction they may be kicked from their duty.

    • @denizprodutions1122
      @denizprodutions1122 5 років тому +8

      Or they could go to MCTC Colchester to serve a sentence

    • @supernoodles908
      @supernoodles908 5 років тому +21

      They got fined like £1000 and spent a few weeks in military prison

    • @aya-jh8cj
      @aya-jh8cj 4 роки тому +16

      If they get caught. They usually dont get payed for a week.

    • @akmedia8206
      @akmedia8206 4 роки тому +5

      Breezy Bri they 100% did

  • @beasttube4821
    @beasttube4821 7 років тому +2401

    The first one he might of been sticking his Tongue out because he is thirsty and wants to during the rain water

    • @mrleerobin
      @mrleerobin 5 років тому +148

      BEAST TUBE That might be true, but he can't reach it because of the hat maybe.

    • @HoneyBee-Bee
      @HoneyBee-Bee 5 років тому +107

      That's really sad 😔

    • @jameso2610
      @jameso2610 5 років тому +114

      I doubt it mate, why was he grinning and spinning about lol

    • @thexprtgamer5946
      @thexprtgamer5946 5 років тому +145

      BEAST TUBE
      It’s cuz his strap was too high and he was trying to discretely move it down

    • @kenjie9848
      @kenjie9848 5 років тому +45

      It was because his strap kept coming up and it

  • @lynx3838
    @lynx3838 3 роки тому +225

    Omg he knows were watching him omg he stook his tongue out... Ffs he is human not some unknown alien or animal...

  • @sgtpepper3161
    @sgtpepper3161 5 років тому +206

    "He knows we're watching him"
    In the Guard's head: "I could've killt ya ten times over by between these faces" lol

  • @Jake-kh2kg
    @Jake-kh2kg 4 роки тому +189

    The title should be called muppets harassing Queens guards

  • @knightwithagun8875
    @knightwithagun8875 5 років тому +746

    9:38 I hope everyone knows he literally passed out from the heat and lack of water

    • @rmdruiz7061
      @rmdruiz7061 5 років тому +6

      Its just knee lock

    • @sociophrenia
      @sociophrenia 5 років тому +7

      This isn't a laughing video. It's a F A I L video. Just so you numbskulls get it

    • @iga4184
      @iga4184 5 років тому

      >heat
      Lmao

    • @christiantheologyunited3707
      @christiantheologyunited3707 5 років тому +8

      he passed out from standing too long. it was a combination of both lack of water and blood circulation

    • @mercylavigne
      @mercylavigne 4 роки тому

      @@christiantheologyunited3707 Wait, what??? He really died?

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 7 років тому +2129

    It's a high honor to be in the Queen's guards...but it's also one of the most boring jobs because of all the people do is stand around looking for threats and they have to deal with un-respectful foreigners that treat them as fascinating objects to be gawked at. If I ever go to England, I certainly will give them the respect they deserve.

    • @syakiraiskandar2868
      @syakiraiskandar2868 5 років тому +17

      A boring job that earn lots

    • @maryssa9143
      @maryssa9143 5 років тому +6

      Syakira Iskandar not rlly

    • @Matthew-ge8hc
      @Matthew-ge8hc 5 років тому +9

      Anubis Ma-at Well who told you that cause your probably just trying to make the guards look bad

    • @billymurphy6740
      @billymurphy6740 5 років тому +7

      Mr. Duck it’s a fact they were the once’s who conquered and pillaged villages and fought against the Americans for independence

    • @Mabusesato
      @Mabusesato 5 років тому +4

      girl1213 a honor?are you serious dude?

  • @xxxlisianaf0naxxxx586
    @xxxlisianaf0naxxxx586 5 років тому +78

    When the guard said 👁👅👁 i felt that

  • @ivantheguy5878
    @ivantheguy5878 5 років тому +170

    0:51 is me or was that just straight up adorable

  • @Gabrielland150
    @Gabrielland150 5 років тому +598

    The first guard wanted to fix the holder of his fur. He wasn't joking. He wanted to get that moved back to chin.

    • @mydogsed
      @mydogsed 5 років тому +45

      it's not supposed to be under your chin- it is in the correct place. that piece of chain was added to block saber attacks to the face-not to hold one's bearskin on

    • @Gabrielland150
      @Gabrielland150 5 років тому +44

      Jame5 you might be right about that but he clearly has problem with its position. As we soldiers been trained not to move even when we sweat and flies started buzzing around our face we blown air at their direction to fend them off. That thing is under his mouth,even if it is supposed to be there he surely wants to re position it by making grins and pushing the hat against the wall. I.hope he wasn't spotted by any superior of his. Nothing is worse than standing at one spot and showing readiness and alert while standing still actually takes that away by making all joints stiff

    • @lucidropped
      @lucidropped 5 років тому +11

      Yes dumbass becauxe smiling smirtking and tikting his head means hes "repositioning it"

    • @Gabrielland150
      @Gabrielland150 5 років тому +8

      @@lucidropped englisch?

    • @lucidropped
      @lucidropped 5 років тому +4

      @@Gabrielland150 *clap* *clap* woooow you corrected me because my phones shit at spelling. Congratulations your finally not a disappointment to your poor family now

  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin 5 років тому +1199

    "funny fails and jokes collab"
    Literally someone passing out from heat stroke at 9:33

    • @bennytafolla7524
      @bennytafolla7524 5 років тому +23

      Nah just lack of blood flow, and it didnt say funny fails just fails so nothing to complain about kid

    • @TedBronson1918
      @TedBronson1918 5 років тому +38

      Not heat stroke. The man wasn't doing the things necessary to keep his blood flowing upwards to his head while standing still for a prolonged period of time. I spent hours every day standing in formation for ceremonies and training for them, and have seen that happen a number of times. As you settle down to wait for your next command, your blood pressure goes down (like it would if you sat down to watch TV), and so, blood has a harder time reaching your brain, causing you to black out if you don't take steps to keep it flowing. Most people wake up on the ground, once their body doesn't have to struggle to get blood to the brain because they're horizontal. Very rarely will it be heat stroke. Since that IS a possibility, there are usually medical crews ready in the rear to handle those who pass out (at big ceremonies like that, that is).

    • @Gonken88
      @Gonken88 5 років тому +13

      It is pretty funny when they're stupid enough to put people out to guard on a hot summer day, with 4 layers of clothing and a big fuck-off furry hat just because it's tradition. I'd say it's pretty tradition to faint when doing so.

    • @Galaxius2117
      @Galaxius2117 5 років тому +2

      Knee lock not heat stroke.

    • @smudgerbugg
      @smudgerbugg 5 років тому +1

      *Big Benn* It's still not a fail so stop complaining about that comment kid.

  • @_equinoxe
    @_equinoxe 3 роки тому +34

    Guard: * breath *
    Turists: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK THAT OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

  • @MK-rr7cg
    @MK-rr7cg 4 роки тому +37

    Guard: Collapses
    *fAiLs AnD jOkEs*

  • @donbrassco301
    @donbrassco301 5 років тому +320

    The Guy Who Went To School With The Guard Was The Best 🤕👏😁

    • @dariomeciani7486
      @dariomeciani7486 5 років тому +3

      don brassco yes

    • @GokuBlack-oz2cr
      @GokuBlack-oz2cr 5 років тому +5

      He made him laugh

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 5 років тому +22

      He didn't literally go to school with that guard. It was just a joke.
      You probably knew that but I thought I should say it just incase.

    • @philliphelmut1077
      @philliphelmut1077 4 роки тому +2

      MedicMaster049 I honestly thought they were until I saw him going away, I was like „Oh wtf they dont even know each other?!“

  • @user-ov6xf5bf7c
    @user-ov6xf5bf7c 5 років тому +90

    The guard that vomit,I give 10/10 for style

    • @iankim1890
      @iankim1890 4 роки тому +4

      it was disgusting

    • @Anja-bx7po
      @Anja-bx7po 3 роки тому +1

      Poor guard...he was probably sick...poor thing...

  • @ScottishAssassin7720Sub
    @ScottishAssassin7720Sub 5 років тому +212

    The queen needs to invest in shoes with more grip

  • @romanproductions2160
    @romanproductions2160 4 роки тому +33

    The first guard probably risked his job for all the smiling and movement

  • @chargedsupercap2270
    @chargedsupercap2270 5 років тому +230

    Why doesn't the Queen replace them with robots? They never go hungry, never get tired and are able to attack mercilessly at any given moment!

    • @lateral1385
      @lateral1385 4 роки тому +49

      Robots aren't attractive, like these guys

    • @tuttiflooti
      @tuttiflooti 3 роки тому +5

      @@lateral1385 Idk they have some pretty convincing "pleasure" robots...

    • @amysee5281
      @amysee5281 3 роки тому +1

      That would be better use

    • @ardentskies
      @ardentskies 3 роки тому +1

      @@tuttiflooti um

    • @robinschulz9961
      @robinschulz9961 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe it's because we don't live in the year 2050 and most robots we have can barely walk using legs

  • @Rush-ow4hq
    @Rush-ow4hq 4 роки тому +57

    11:27
    Me: excuse me, what the f***...

    • @olivialew8175
      @olivialew8175 3 роки тому +4

      I was thinking that is that even possible

    • @flash2989
      @flash2989 3 роки тому

      That is fake you know

    • @shamen781
      @shamen781 3 роки тому

      @@flash2989 no just to entertain everyone..

    • @pyrokatarina
      @pyrokatarina 3 роки тому

      @@flash2989 how is it fake?

    • @Leatherface5002
      @Leatherface5002 3 роки тому

      Lmao 🤣🤣

  • @snowbeanie4498
    @snowbeanie4498 3 роки тому +42

    The one at 11:20 was just so funny and wholesome XD I hope they didn’t get fired

    • @whoscomptv5496
      @whoscomptv5496 3 роки тому

      What’s song 11:36

    • @alejandralinares2419
      @alejandralinares2419 3 роки тому +9

      I think they are paid actors

    • @Randy1337
      @Randy1337 3 роки тому +4

      @@alejandralinares2419 hahaha I think that one time that might actually be correct :D

    • @happyalltheday2275
      @happyalltheday2275 3 роки тому +1

      @@Randy1337 idk about that! Maybe some guards can do that!

    • @zoesmith3178
      @zoesmith3178 Рік тому

      that was funny guards can play around the off duty tho so they might not be fired

  • @briarrr__
    @briarrr__ 5 років тому +28

    11:50 "Mount him" 😂😂😂

  • @Crisp_Crow
    @Crisp_Crow 5 років тому +347

    No way in hell that last one was real

  • @russellspeak3096
    @russellspeak3096 5 років тому +192

    Guard duty is the most boring thing I've ever done in my life and is probably the most boring job in the world.

    • @marysmee5993
      @marysmee5993 5 років тому +13

      I remember my dad taking me to watch them on parade. I was very young and couldn't see their faces so thought they were monsters due to the bear skin. That head wear is heavy btw!

    • @123TauruZ321
      @123TauruZ321 4 роки тому

      @Briana Danis is that a game?

    • @123TauruZ321
      @123TauruZ321 4 роки тому +1

      @trickworks Nice. Thanks for info.

    • @DavidJr0917
      @DavidJr0917 4 роки тому

      trickworks its not a tourist attraction. Smh

    • @mrs.elentz2336
      @mrs.elentz2336 4 роки тому +1

      @138mph fun fact- that's not really fun per say lol, but the UK has Tomb of the Unknown Warrior in Westminister Abbey as well. There's a few in this world actually.

  • @maxwelltuazon8317
    @maxwelltuazon8317 3 роки тому +65

    They need to give the Queen’s guards more respect 😔

    • @ibraheemshuaib8954
      @ibraheemshuaib8954 3 роки тому +3

      They need to give the queen's guard modern combat armour and modern guns so they won't look like jokes.

    • @revolucion5398
      @revolucion5398 3 роки тому +2

      @@ibraheemshuaib8954 wtf are you talking about

    • @bahandikeanovalc.638
      @bahandikeanovalc.638 3 роки тому

      @@ibraheemshuaib8954 they don't even look funny to me, it makes them distinct from others.

    • @ibraheemshuaib8954
      @ibraheemshuaib8954 3 роки тому

      @@bahandikeanovalc.638 I never said they look funny.....except for the hats.

    • @bahandikeanovalc.638
      @bahandikeanovalc.638 3 роки тому

      @@ibraheemshuaib8954 yeah you didn't say funny but you said "joke". And joke is suppose to be funny.

  • @chiefridgeway7158
    @chiefridgeway7158 4 роки тому +17

    The guards at the end killed me 🤣 he said “now Mount him” “ride him like sea biscuit” Lhh

  • @Lemon-ch1ch
    @Lemon-ch1ch 4 роки тому +25

    10:16 did he just- Puke?
    O.O
    Omg he did..

  • @ezfnw
    @ezfnw 4 роки тому +35

    5:37 caption says "this guard was fined for doing those spins"

    • @pyrokatarina
      @pyrokatarina 3 роки тому

      how about the guard that couldn't stop laughing and the guards that were dancing

  • @eagertube8161
    @eagertube8161 4 роки тому +32

    Guard: dies
    The boys: *stomps* *marches to him*

    • @joanyou6254
      @joanyou6254 3 роки тому +6

      That's the professional/respectful way of asking permission/stating that they're going to help him, I believe

    • @lindaraterink6451
      @lindaraterink6451 3 роки тому

      @@joanyou6254 The stomp means more or les they are going to move from their previous position.

  • @Galaxius2117
    @Galaxius2117 5 років тому +27

    9:46 when you begin to remember all of those times you seen things that were halarious.

  • @josephrosenbaum3343
    @josephrosenbaum3343 7 років тому +540

    that one guard is in like 4 of these, i wonder if he's been discharged😂😂

    • @tylerblevins1799
      @tylerblevins1799 7 років тому +50

      phcasper I hope not lol

    • @Scorges1
      @Scorges1 7 років тому +62

      He is still there saw him today during the changing.

    • @peepeepoopooectomy3769
      @peepeepoopooectomy3769 6 років тому +72

      His name is Sam Holmes, and no but he’s faced a few fines. He’s a Grenadier.

    • @syakiraiskandar2868
      @syakiraiskandar2868 5 років тому +13

      Jesus H. Christ fines just because of messing ard??? They really must not like their soldiers to live their life

    • @desmondvayle9716
      @desmondvayle9716 5 років тому +2

      Reclusion Lmao they're all Grenadiers, it just depends if they're in the Nijmegan Company or 1st Battalion.

  • @TA-Mike7
    @TA-Mike7 6 років тому +146

    Boy those guurds got in trouble

    • @ek5891
      @ek5891 5 років тому +1

      Not all only the dancing guard :( he not nothing wrong he is a Nice Guy

    • @trazkey
      @trazkey 5 років тому +1

      Why? The two have really fun. You know it's a really hard Job.

    • @neonknight-1522
      @neonknight-1522 5 років тому +1

      @@trazkey Theres no way they got away with that

    • @yapperbird
      @yapperbird 2 роки тому

      *guurds*

  • @swagmeister5323
    @swagmeister5323 5 років тому +66

    the first one is upsetting. they’re talking about him like he’s some weird unknown animal. they don’t even bother to think that he might even be listening or hearing. He’s a guard, a soldier, literally. That man filming was so disrespectful, I can’t believe it. cut it, he’s not an animal, he’s a soldier for the frickin queen of England.

  • @cxllum_9985
    @cxllum_9985 3 роки тому +7

    “He’s looking at me like he wants to kill me...” he probably will tbh

  • @3dy97
    @3dy97 5 років тому +160

    I think the first one was drinking the dripping water

    • @leonclancy9692
      @leonclancy9692 4 роки тому +4

      @@hoot-hoot9508 no, his strap is where its supposed to be, if it were under his chin it would snap his neck if the bearskin fell off

    • @fionanaray9205
      @fionanaray9205 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @techmaniac43
    @techmaniac43 5 років тому +49

    5:29 Hey guys!, i installed new mods in my Guard. Adding dance moves :D cool, isn't it?

  • @mr.cat_boiof_soviet_russia5801
    @mr.cat_boiof_soviet_russia5801 3 роки тому +4

    My god the one at the end killed me “Now mount him and ride home like sea biscuit!” Hahahahaha lol 😂

  • @moneyinfluencer9274
    @moneyinfluencer9274 4 роки тому +21

    First guard had an itch but recording him couldn't let him scratch

  • @dragonraider1108
    @dragonraider1108 5 років тому +26

    "Look he wiggled his eyes"
    *proceeds to cause an earthquake

  • @aeoncatlord2077
    @aeoncatlord2077 7 років тому +348

    GET OFF THE FANCE!

  • @assholio203
    @assholio203 5 років тому +10

    I would have laughed my ass off if the first guy just pointed his gun at the dude lmao

  • @lemmytoad8569
    @lemmytoad8569 5 років тому +24

    Queen’s guard’s are a magnificent creature:3

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 5 років тому +1

      Tabbygirlthecat ノラガミ& TØP cancer

  • @HoneyBee-Bee
    @HoneyBee-Bee 5 років тому +39

    Guys the first guard was adjusting his hat and/or drinking the rain water.

    • @tokyo-sunshine2648
      @tokyo-sunshine2648 5 років тому +1

      But he also smiled

    • @HoneyBee-Bee
      @HoneyBee-Bee 5 років тому +2

      @@tokyo-sunshine2648 its because he was re adjusting that strap

    • @tokyo-sunshine2648
      @tokyo-sunshine2648 5 років тому +1

      I saw images of those guards, and his strap was installed correctly

    • @christiantheologyunited3707
      @christiantheologyunited3707 5 років тому

      no he wasn't he was massing around the entire time

    • @TheGarryq
      @TheGarryq 4 роки тому

      The first guard was a fake, who couldn't march, stand at attention or even wear the correct uniform. Rain means the grey overcoat is worn.

  • @The_End_Is_Never_The_End
    @The_End_Is_Never_The_End 5 років тому +557

    Actually 9:40 was not funny.That guy got heat stroke

    • @simonking195
      @simonking195 5 років тому +47

      Emmard ROBLOX not heat stroke,.most likely knee-lock. You pass out from blood restriction due to not bending your knees whilst standing at ease. Common parade phenomenon

    • @theoriginalstulty
      @theoriginalstulty 5 років тому +13

      S King that happened to me once. My legs went weak and crippled and I fell

    • @Usman-KK
      @Usman-KK 5 років тому +1

      Emmard ROBLOX *COMEDY GOLD*

    • @bennytafolla7524
      @bennytafolla7524 5 років тому +6

      Thats why it said fails... U act like they said " *Look How Funny This Is* " nah fam he failed

    • @fugojohn
      @fugojohn 5 років тому +1

      S King, Get your things straight. That person colapsed and didn't move a single body part after, not a sign of a knee-lock... They do not stand unhealthy amount of time to block blood circulation in legs, since they actually move so the chance of it happening is slim as fuck. And also, do you really think they are not educated enought not not bend their knees slightly so the blood actually can circulate properly? You can't even see with the pants if they knee-locked or not by the way.

  • @tifzine3337
    @tifzine3337 3 роки тому +8

    9:55 I love this guy 😂😂

    • @HLowe
      @HLowe 3 роки тому

      The highlit of the video

  • @Resecupss
    @Resecupss 4 роки тому +7

    Guard: *marching*
    Floor: Hey be careful, there’s a wet spot

  • @hdhsjsndtjxhfhdjjf3240
    @hdhsjsndtjxhfhdjjf3240 7 років тому +199

    stop making the guard seem like such an attention seeker hes messing around for your amusment

    • @maharajsai853
      @maharajsai853 5 років тому +3

      They are exactly that tho

    • @SalveSandWonk
      @SalveSandWonk 4 роки тому +2

      maharaj sai
      There are few people I see that are as wrong as you.

    • @bmsvg7356
      @bmsvg7356 4 роки тому +3

      maharaj sai what trained soldiers that have been through the most gruelling and mentally taxing training known to man?

  • @AP-mq4tv
    @AP-mq4tv 7 років тому +30

    The 2 Dancing Guards Are The BEST!

  • @bentramer682
    @bentramer682 4 роки тому +6

    Respect for these men, much better people than everyone watching this video. 🇬🇧

  • @dnocesefil2219
    @dnocesefil2219 5 років тому +11

    Ima gonna go here when I will have my own passport and see the royal guards for myself. Not to disrespect them but to tell them in person my utmost respect at them.

  • @ogbleach4203
    @ogbleach4203 5 років тому +18

    its good to see people still like to have fun

  • @thisisargus7188
    @thisisargus7188 5 років тому +46

    The first one makes me want to say *"YOU! YOU'RE DISCHARGED! YOU ARE OUT OF THIS PLACE! GET!"*
    And yeah, he do looks hot for some reason. :/

  • @trishwaaah
    @trishwaaah 5 років тому +98

    The last one? Is that real? Im trying not to laugh cause I respect them but its way too hilarious!😂😂😂

    • @firetoacat
      @firetoacat 5 років тому +51

      Actually, those were some actors putting on a show. Actual guards would never go that far

    • @rachelhoyle5728
      @rachelhoyle5728 3 роки тому +7

      I was also wondering.

  • @jennifercastro2742
    @jennifercastro2742 5 років тому +4

    I like that guard, has a sense of humor 😂

  • @creepergamespot
    @creepergamespot 5 років тому +13

    10:47 I was almost sick laughing 😂😂😂

  • @Morgan-bk4vb
    @Morgan-bk4vb 6 років тому +21

    *that first guard has a good sense of humor 😂😂*

  • @debralynnteal4705
    @debralynnteal4705 3 роки тому +1

    The guard that's smiles is the cutest guy I have ever seen

  • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
    @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 5 років тому +20

    The first guy was trying to fix his hat

  • @leladospassos640
    @leladospassos640 7 років тому +98

    2:37 This guard should be a comedian.

    • @FrehleyFan3988
      @FrehleyFan3988 5 років тому

      They can lose their job if they do that

    • @notasoviet1016
      @notasoviet1016 5 років тому

      Conrail Gp-40 Guy nah not fainting while standing, as far as I know, that’s what their supposed to do, now falling is different.

  • @RePlayBoy101
    @RePlayBoy101 8 років тому +168

    5:00 i think hes lagging

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 5 років тому +7

      RePlayBoy101 same he needs to stop messing with his Ethernet cable on his wireless router

    • @orangesky925
      @orangesky925 5 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @ShadowCryptidUser
      @ShadowCryptidUser 5 років тому +2

      Did you try turning it off then on again

    • @torcha8
      @torcha8 4 роки тому

      @@directdec8224 r/woooooosh

    • @directdec8224
      @directdec8224 4 роки тому

      @Goku_BlackTheEvilGod ROBLOX calm down mate. I’m just saying the guardsman are respected

  • @Saberwing.
    @Saberwing. 5 років тому +37

    He’s quitting his job with style

  • @zoegardiner9614
    @zoegardiner9614 3 роки тому +9

    Is it just me or is it the same guard with that dude making up a story and the two young women? He's quite handsome.

    • @pyrokatarina
      @pyrokatarina 3 роки тому +1

      i dont think theyre the same person. A guard wouldn't do it twice

  • @SUPERSTAR10008
    @SUPERSTAR10008 6 років тому +25

    That first one must not value his job lmao

    • @mrmeeplood1756
      @mrmeeplood1756 5 років тому +8

      Jacob Burrows Actually he was just trying to adjust his hat.

    • @zonkedsquire64_30
      @zonkedsquire64_30 5 років тому +4

      And he was also drinking the rain water

    • @christiantheologyunited3707
      @christiantheologyunited3707 5 років тому

      @@mrmeeplood1756 you obviously didn't watch it all, he was messing around the entire time

  • @paperbackwriter66
    @paperbackwriter66 3 роки тому +12

    10:22 wasn't expecting that. Hope he's ok

  • @qraee
    @qraee 3 роки тому +2

    Why are the last two dancing 😂

  • @CreAlex320
    @CreAlex320 5 років тому +5

    8:04 her face is like "No, i was just randomly holding this camera in front of us"

  • @GokantheHusky
    @GokantheHusky 7 років тому +162

    11:19 how is this guy making the guards do that? Is he secretly in charge of them??

    • @eaglegamingnl6441
      @eaglegamingnl6441 6 років тому +36

      Ares those where actors, I guess....
      But if they really where, HOW DID THEY GET IN?!

    • @na6389
      @na6389 6 років тому +28

      Its the Queens long lost grandson

    • @GregKeaton
      @GregKeaton 5 років тому +50

      The setting here is Somerset House on the Strand... not covered by the Queen's guard. What we're seeing is a stage show for entertainment purposes.

    • @otterspocket2826
      @otterspocket2826 5 років тому +3

      Green screen

    • @GregKeaton
      @GregKeaton 5 років тому +5

      no, you fool.

  • @stefaniperdomo2532
    @stefaniperdomo2532 3 роки тому +4

    6:40 i love this moment❤️😂

  • @roshni2861
    @roshni2861 5 років тому +1

    Not gonna lie the first guard was hella cute, and anyone notice he has beautiful light blue eyes 😂😍

  • @samykhiari2822
    @samykhiari2822 4 роки тому

    My God how ridiculous they are with the hat, it's nearly impossible to not laugh about it... 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @TTPT051103TTPTSheoaspion
    @TTPT051103TTPTSheoaspion 4 роки тому +10

    9:33 that's just make me worry... And I am really feel poor for the Guard

  • @Mari-hb5do
    @Mari-hb5do 5 років тому +7

    why can’t people be respectful? like, why do they try to test out their nerves? one thing is making jokes,
    the other is getting into their personal space when they’re trying to do their job.

  • @tinymighty5140
    @tinymighty5140 4 роки тому +17

    9:33
    The Guard is meant to do that if he feels light headed it’s called “Fainting For Attention”

    • @hippyjoe
      @hippyjoe 4 роки тому +5

      Nah, thats just a man falling over.
      Fainting, or falling, at attention is when they stiffen up and just sort of fall forward, flat on their face. Its more common for them to just fall over instead of faint at attention because, I mean, at the moment your heat stroke feels a bit worse than a week docked pay.

  • @silvanabareti654
    @silvanabareti654 5 років тому +2

    I died with the first guardian hahahahhahaa literally i couldn't stop laughing ,i laughed so much dear God 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hapsarinta
    @Hapsarinta 7 років тому +39

    GET OUT MA FACE
    Ahahahhaha that one so cute

    • @archol_yt3167
      @archol_yt3167 7 років тому +14

      he said "get off the fance"

    • @katerinapatiniotis5598
      @katerinapatiniotis5598 5 років тому +2

      GET OFF THE FENCE!!! 💂

    • @EGT999
      @EGT999 5 років тому +1

      Stop you Americans 🤦‍♀️

    • @mikahshields832
      @mikahshields832 4 роки тому +2

      Not going to lie the kid seemed,very traumatized and scared. Yeah I understand that’s what he is supposed to do but if I were the kid I would get scared

  • @leseyallen1264
    @leseyallen1264 5 років тому +5

    Guard: *cracks a smile*
    Guys: OH MY GOd?!? LIkE WHAT... OHH! OH MY GOD!

    • @yapperbird
      @yapperbird 2 роки тому

      Your the one who really respekt the royal guard

  • @Eroe1
    @Eroe1 3 роки тому +2

    "i think he knows we're laughing at him" omfg

  • @samuelcrispino4019
    @samuelcrispino4019 3 роки тому

    During the first video, close your eyes and think about them watching a Horse. It's too perfect

  • @shifakhan4301
    @shifakhan4301 8 років тому +75

    the guy at 7:09 looks like nick jonas

    • @razanabunar9105
      @razanabunar9105 5 років тому +2

      Shifa Khan THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I FORST WATCHED IT A WHILE BACK!

  • @vitorioreis
    @vitorioreis 5 років тому +35

    2:34 Michael jackson

    • @vitorioreis
      @vitorioreis 5 років тому +1

      listen carefully the sound someone makes in the background lol

    • @tokyo-sunshine2648
      @tokyo-sunshine2648 5 років тому

      One of the best comments I've ever read

    • @tokyo-sunshine2648
      @tokyo-sunshine2648 5 років тому +2

      @Andrew Brunnette T H A N K S C A P T A I N O B V I O U S

  • @stevenhenry7862
    @stevenhenry7862 5 років тому +1

    The guard is sticking his tongue out to get some water. He is adapting to the situation and over coming his thirst.

  • @DavidfromKherson
    @DavidfromKherson 4 роки тому +4

    Reminded me of SNL cast breaking the characters 😂

  • @dukeofmania6504
    @dukeofmania6504 7 років тому +3

    Those two guards at the front are such good sports XD

  • @eddie2803
    @eddie2803 7 років тому +83

    as i see these people dont have respect againts them it must be really boring just watch how they laugh at you and when you do something i wish these guards had more respect

    • @josephfoster5203
      @josephfoster5203 5 років тому

      subscribe to peiwdie pie

    • @t1wam
      @t1wam 5 років тому +1

      Just watch it. It’s for entertainment purposes. People find something funny, they’re gonna laugh.

    • @torcha8
      @torcha8 4 роки тому

      R/woooosh

  • @seanjacobs
    @seanjacobs 5 років тому

    I didnt like how people think the queens guard arent human but i still had to give this video a like because at the end of the video it was funny.

  • @jesuslovesyou1921
    @jesuslovesyou1921 5 років тому +1

    The last two are awesome