0:36 Wolf *dash.* 56:01 Centimetors group of dots. 2:40:26 When the monster finds you hiding under the bed... 3:04:02 Now that is the face of a man who has seen hell! 3:20:51 The way Wolf responded with "What?" here is absolutely hilarious! 3:25:21 "... If you kill monsters with a knife to death." 5:04:04 Lol (Also, chicken is the new Cleric Beast). 6:45:43 How are you feeling? :)
To say that I was not expecting thomas the train and that I was pleasantly suprised by him would be an understatement. The blowing of the fucking whistle put me over the edge.
Those "whaaat" from Bhuka a.k.a Kurt Thomas a.k.a Python Legacy always gets me everytime Sounds like he's the only one who is sane amongst the other in this game
Check also DS3 poorly translated mod on his channel. He literally had hard time thinking after reading those chaotic, yet relatable texts. He is a long time in this business.
08:46 "Ninja distance shot. Ninja pity," "Expressed paper award" I somehow missed this playthrough, I stumbled upon this video today and right from the start is killing me with laughter.
Absolute nightmare fuel. Fantastic job on the mods Lobos. I feel like this was run through a new testament translator. Lots of religious ridiculousness throughout.😅😂🤷
So I'm rewatching this because it was hilarious, and I noticed a guy says "group of dots" way before we ever even get there 50:37 Time traveling confirmed.
@@mycity7590 Because it would enable you to better understand that type of dark humour. It's common. It' a way to cope with how difficult the job can be, mentally.
If your Divine Child asks you to "lower your mysterious hole", please contact a representative of the Shinobi labour union.
I am dying now laughing reading this, had been sobbing seeing all the tribute posts to Miura on Reddit, thanks man.
M Y S T E R I O U S H O L E
"I do not care about you"
"Speaking like a true ninja"
"What?!"
I always come back to these poorly translated runs when I need a good laugh. Shit never gets old.
0:36 Wolf *dash.*
56:01 Centimetors group of dots.
2:40:26 When the monster finds you hiding under the bed...
3:04:02 Now that is the face of a man who has seen hell!
3:20:51 The way Wolf responded with "What?" here is absolutely hilarious!
3:25:21 "... If you kill monsters with a knife to death."
5:04:04 Lol (Also, chicken is the new Cleric Beast).
6:45:43 How are you feeling? :)
56:00 is definitely one of my favorite lines from Dante from the Devil May Cry series
This shit is so damn deep... "Who is not a book", I'm gonna have to think of that all day
This quote changed my life
To be a book or to be bookn't. That is the question.
@@porupiko
What it is?
@@porupiko
Oh my God
idk " How Can You Take A Handful Of Ashes" is pretty deep
I like the part where he says, “what?”
_Whaaat?_
Holy crap I burst out laughing once that basket dude casually moaned during the conversation. Absolute comedy gold.
drug.
To say that I was not expecting thomas the train and that I was pleasantly suprised by him would be an understatement. The blowing of the fucking whistle put me over the edge.
The first -eavesdrop- djjy had me in tears and unable to control my laughter for a few minutes.
I think all political buildings should be called opinion castles from now on
and religious institutions
I completely lost it at blow and the bycicle repair tools xD
B L O W
Hahaha yesss I was hoping for a poorly translated Sekiro run this year. So much funny stuff.
I've watched the first 11 minutes and my stomach already hurts from laughter, this is gold
This is actual comedy gold! Legend
9 minutes in and this is already amazing. good golly.
OMG the last couple of minutes had me in tears. Holy hell the dialogue with the Divine Child was to good.
My favourite Moments:
8:55, 20:30, 25:48, 1:05:37, 1:45:24, 2:51:20, 3:17:47, 3:19:30, 6:07:50
Those "whaaat" from Bhuka a.k.a Kurt Thomas a.k.a Python Legacy always gets me everytime
Sounds like he's the only one who is sane amongst the other in this game
I haven't laughed so much in ages this was great!! WideMeepoHappy
God. Chaos technology.
"How can you have a hand full of ashes" always reads out to me like an accusatory thing. I love it.
Kurt means wolf in turkish so its why some npcs calls you Kurt lol
3:30:40 Kuro never uses magic. Physical stats all the way.
Nice music to relax to, thank you lobos jr
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Darmok... and Jalad.. at Tanagra. Greg, when he sat on the floor.
How can you take a handful of ashes
1:15:10 google translate says "többletkihozatallal" means "with excess yield"
My favorite mods are always the poorly translated ones. Never fails to make me laugh hysterically... And also melt my brain.
56:02 Group of dots!
Omg, I'm dying this is too good. How does lobos keep his cool
Check also DS3 poorly translated mod on his channel. He literally had hard time thinking after reading those chaotic, yet relatable texts. He is a long time in this business.
@@darkvulpes4826 Yeah i know them, the "voice acting" this time is what was missing tbh
@@negan819 I feel like voice acting fit both cases perfectly imho.
Jesus that Kurt Thomas part caught me off guard. For some reason it just crackes me TF up AF.
That bit really got me too, it's Lobos' reaction combined with the dialogue that makes series' like these so good 😂
Poorly Translated Dark Souls 3 is one of my favorite videos of all time. Let's see if Sekiro can do this aswell.
"LOL it is Heehee!" - Michael Jackson
24:21 It's always funny for me how they always sweep Sekiro under the rug
I still remember the free "pirnography" from DS3 Poorly Translated
Man, this version of dante sounds like it was written by a 14 year old who probably mains reaper in OW.
this gonna be great love the vids
08:46 "Ninja distance shot. Ninja pity," "Expressed paper award"
I somehow missed this playthrough, I stumbled upon this video today and right from the start is killing me with laughter.
5:59 anime conversation between villain and protagonist
Also at 7:09 I saw kuro's feet and I went oh at least he is normal... Yeah about that XD
Rest in piece Inosuke Leg
………Group of dots……
7:59 Shinobi
Shinobi
Absolute nightmare fuel. Fantastic job on the mods Lobos. I feel like this was run through a new testament translator. Lots of religious ridiculousness throughout.😅😂🤷
But, Lobos I ask, isn’t Sekiro already poorly translated?
zing
watching this video will make you begin to brain end sanity, assign shut down. careful used
The guy wearing a basket was the best omg
Divine Confetti being Magical Breakfast coulnt be more appropriate.
Will we ever find out why Greg sat on the floor?
20:07
Oh, my god!
So I'm rewatching this because it was hilarious, and I noticed a guy says "group of dots" way before we ever even get there 50:37
Time traveling confirmed.
thanks for the entertainment!
I've been laughing WAY too hard at these dialogues xD
injury updated
Good
amazing laughed so much lol
It says 菜(noob) instead of 死(die) after you died makes me laugh so much.
I noticed that too, lol.
the group of dots ........
This mode + Enemy Randomiser should be Gold
I am cry laughing, damn!
Are these really text to speech? Some of them have pauses and such and sound voice acted. Or is text to speech technology that advanced?
Don't let the machine overlords catch you spewing heresy
Hahaha watching this while enjoying a beer. Literally dying from laughter
The isshin dialogue makes me think this is *actually* a program trying to translate Japanese without the skill of discerning context
Can't believe this poorly translated mod predicted the Squid Game dub.
How many goddamn ways to spell genichiro are in this mod!?
Genie churro
Jesus fucking Christ Lobos I almost puked because I was laughing so hard dude thank you so much for what you do man.
Good god the eyes... amazing
this is the level of my adoption lmao
I enjoyed very much
Dante is the only normal being in this cursed world.
Already laughed so hard in the first 10 minutes that I feel sick
Lmao it looks like you savagely ate a sparkly cake
when are you doing the elden ring one?
OLD MAN. OMG OLD MAN. LIMIT BREAKERS IN SEKIRO
If you were worried about spoilers, you dont need to worry.
Not gonna lie, I can hardly tell the difference between this voice acting and the actual english voice acting BOOM roasted
this makes about as much sense as the normal game for me
omg he lost his phone. COnfirmed to be joel
God's son - Naruto.
I loved the Dante from Devil May Cry 2 the most, I find he looked the most bad ass
For me, his shoulders are way too broad. To the point it’s excessive. If it weren’t for that, I guess that might be my favourite design too.
@@danalmero374 Haha yeah i feel that, to me the broader the shoulders and the shorter the legs the better haha
@@jojipoji2322 Yeah, I prefer a lean, tall aesthetic, like the Abyss Watchers. Looks super cool to me.
@@danalmero374 Yeah the Abyss Watchers were so awesome! I've never gotten a good look at their faces come to think of it...
Consume blow
Lobos looking like Loomis who hanged out with Jackass hahaha
DO NOT WEAR PANTS
3:33:37 don't mind me , just markin my future ringtone
That stronk boy got a wicked hair lip
Dialogue laundering
It is not necessary to eat a pack of wild dogs.
4:17
B - He fell to the ground.
2:07:20 Elden Ring foreshadowing.
Robots playing Sekiro be like
Jackpot!
Don't you dare say it!
Man i am laughing so much! WTH hahahaha
Item randomiser would be perfect for this
I work with demented old people, and this is literally how they talk lmao
Hahahahahahhah demented old people hahahaha
Do you find people with other illnesses funny too?
@@mycity7590 Depends on the illness. I'm guessing you don't work in any kind of healthcare?
@@TheExegetic why does working in healthcare have to do with this?
@@mycity7590 Because it would enable you to better understand that type of dark humour. It's common. It' a way to cope with how difficult the job can be, mentally.
The voice at the beginning sounds just like an Elcor.
I do not know
The old man man ashiba voice is the guy from limit breakers..
Assemble the clarinet! Edit; If you kill monsters with a knife to death!
MAGICAL BREAKFAST?!
Darmok and Jalad… at Tanagra.
What?