Victorious jokes you might have missed as a child

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  • @hyunjins3969
    @hyunjins3969  5 років тому +45097

    anyways are you guys team icarly or team victorious let's talk 🤔

  • @miss_bratt..2971
    @miss_bratt..2971 5 років тому +105767

    when tori said her dad is a cop, *DO YALL SEE HOW FAST ANDRE BACKED UP?! LMAO*

    • @amary3146
      @amary3146 5 років тому +5524

      I guess cuzs hes black

    • @indi5294
      @indi5294 5 років тому +9063

      andre said “nahh i ain’t getting shot for this shit” 😂😂

    • @alanih3276
      @alanih3276 5 років тому +2128

      its not really funny. i don't know what the writers were thinking

    • @dami5154
      @dami5154 5 років тому +3848

      @Alani H bruh I’m really black and it’s funny calm down

    • @thatskai3070
      @thatskai3070 5 років тому +1599

      Alani H it’s funny as hell cuz cops ain’t do shit to help blacks

  • @keerstin
    @keerstin 5 років тому +36681

    the fact that lane napper did that lotion thing unscripted omg it made their reactions even better

    • @xxursolovelyxxX
      @xxursolovelyxxX 5 років тому +4179

      was that lotion thing supposed to be like...uh...bodily fluids??
      why is this my most liked comment come on-

    • @user-ly2cm6zk5l
      @user-ly2cm6zk5l 5 років тому +9573

      That was UNSCRIPTED??!! I can’t believe they stayed in character

    • @TryyyySet
      @TryyyySet 5 років тому +2197

      holy shit hahahahah

    • @JamesSmith-ui4sw
      @JamesSmith-ui4sw 5 років тому +706

      Doubt

    • @ahcwolves4305
      @ahcwolves4305 5 років тому +4660

      I don’t even get how it’s dirty. I can assume it’s a cum joke but I still don’t get how a cum joke made any sense in this situation

  • @40EVE-
    @40EVE- 4 роки тому +37295

    Tori: *MY DAD IS A COP*
    Andre: *Understandable, have a nice day*

    • @spookyjoao556
      @spookyjoao556 4 роки тому +210

      This scene isnt at netflix or Prime Video where do they have it from?

    • @spookyjoao556
      @spookyjoao556 4 роки тому +27

      @@jerlyehpittman7136 no, maybe Not in germany?

    • @spookyjoao556
      @spookyjoao556 4 роки тому +20

      I meen maybe Not on netflix when youre from germany

    • @Inurwalls02
      @Inurwalls02 4 роки тому +7

      lol

    • @caroorizava
      @caroorizava 4 роки тому +7

      LOL

  • @jbrocomicsricketybiscuitst2511
    @jbrocomicsricketybiscuitst2511 Рік тому +1609

    I love how Robbie and Cat laughed at Jades “A to D” joke, feels like something that’d happen in an actual high school class lmao

    • @Bellasosa1
      @Bellasosa1 Рік тому +14

      It does

    • @LouSipher
      @LouSipher Рік тому +26

      Literally had that laugh in 8th grade, it does actually happen lmao

    • @Sharpest560
      @Sharpest560 11 місяців тому +13

      I don't get it,pls explain

    • @chrisperez782
      @chrisperez782 11 місяців тому +98

      @@Sharpest560her breast size went from a to d when she hit puberty in 8th grade

    • @Sharpest560
      @Sharpest560 11 місяців тому +3

      @@chrisperez782 oh ty

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 5 років тому +33708

    Tori: "My Dad is a cop."
    Andre: *Chuckles* _"I'm in danger."_

  • @pan-opticon
    @pan-opticon 5 років тому +17013

    *_“You don’t know wHat I gOT!”_*

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 5 років тому +190

      Well he's definitely not like Chucky

    • @nickgadson266
      @nickgadson266 5 років тому +49

      had better days 😳😳😳😳

    • @e.e.y.1803
      @e.e.y.1803 5 років тому +55

      I just watched the episode yesterday im ashamed that i didnt get it

    • @airforceshadow765
      @airforceshadow765 5 років тому +17

      *Insert inetersting name here* pls
      What does it mean

    • @sarahurst777
      @sarahurst777 5 років тому +11

      @@airforceshadow765 your to innocent. Keep it taht way....

  • @thenotoriousgigachad3455
    @thenotoriousgigachad3455 4 роки тому +11716

    Dan “Show me the Toe or I cancel the Show” Schneider

  • @YoursFaithfully21
    @YoursFaithfully21 3 роки тому +9736

    All fun and games until you remember these jokes were written by a creepy old dude.

    • @michael-pg8fi
      @michael-pg8fi 2 роки тому +708

      that's what kinda kills it for me.

    • @Sir_Rat6225
      @Sir_Rat6225 2 роки тому +828

      and his creepy ass obsession with feet

    • @YoursFaithfully21
      @YoursFaithfully21 2 роки тому +240

      @@Sir_Rat6225 dont even get me started on that 😭

    • @katzelol
      @katzelol 2 роки тому +2

      @@Sir_Rat6225 thank god I wasnt born one of those weirdo mfs who find feet attractive

    • @c.luna26
      @c.luna26 2 роки тому +334

      Yeah, a creepy old dude who treated his actors horribly and inappropriately

  • @lulu_luvsu
    @lulu_luvsu 4 роки тому +37934

    the “my dad is a cop” joke aged like fine wine

    • @shushu9683
      @shushu9683 4 роки тому +588

      💀💀💀

    • @youngsirzo
      @youngsirzo 4 роки тому +339

      *Damn*

    • @shushu9683
      @shushu9683 4 роки тому +405

      Sonic The Artist trust me, from experience.... it’s really not.

    • @ddeonuddake2028
      @ddeonuddake2028 4 роки тому +191

      @Sonic The Artist what planet did u came from

    • @MayannHanna
      @MayannHanna 4 роки тому +40

      Why?

  • @alexanderpapakostas7931
    @alexanderpapakostas7931 4 роки тому +31471

    OMG the "my dad is a cop" and Andre being the only person to do a hands up was terrifying.....

    • @angelg9981
      @angelg9981 4 роки тому +965

      But he's not the only black guy, there's antoher guy and he didn't do that

    • @makir0ll438
      @makir0ll438 4 роки тому +1516

      Angel G Well that isn’t the first time Tori says this, she says it in another episode and he reacts the same way it’s more of a running gag

    • @thatguybob6088
      @thatguybob6088 4 роки тому +178

      I DIED, that was so unexpected

    • @kikigam7113
      @kikigam7113 4 роки тому +355

      @tookseyd14 shows always add 1 token black person to prove their diverse

    • @nitincharles6773
      @nitincharles6773 4 роки тому +220

      I feel like that joke aged badly. 😬

  • @demijaymes
    @demijaymes 4 роки тому +10425

    You forgot
    "who's phone was that?"
    "Sorry. I swear I had it on vibrate!"
    "Class is no place for swearing or vibrating!"

    • @briannalee1998
      @briannalee1998 4 роки тому +206

      Omfg!!!! I totally forgot about that joke! 😂

    • @chaeyng7940
      @chaeyng7940 4 роки тому +56

      Ice Prince Sunghoon omg what if it was a child bro

    • @lcyalty
      @lcyalty 4 роки тому +8

      OMG LOOOOOLLLLL

    • @FatimaOT2
      @FatimaOT2 4 роки тому +24

      Shoot just really wish I could unsee this

    • @AquatasOasis
      @AquatasOasis 4 роки тому +10

      Boba Bubble me too get me some holy water🤮

  • @austinlagowski_8441
    @austinlagowski_8441 10 місяців тому +861

    Yea the lotion bit is pretty gross when you consider the context

    • @AJ-xc4nm
      @AJ-xc4nm 10 місяців тому +1

      And also Dan Schneider's creep ass.

    • @TheSoca123
      @TheSoca123 9 місяців тому +29

      oh, you mean the context that it was unscripted?

    • @clipobserver
      @clipobserver 9 місяців тому +27

      I wonder if Lane regretted it later on.

    • @Gnomezonbacon
      @Gnomezonbacon 9 місяців тому +43

      @@TheSoca123 I have the hardest time believing it was unscripted. And if it was, holy smokes that place was a den of snakes.

    • @LokiLoverForever99
      @LokiLoverForever99 9 місяців тому +50

      Exactly. The scene would have had the same effect if it was a spray bottle of water.
      I mention a spray bottle of water because that's what they had Carly do in Icarly when they did the same joke in that show. Which has the same creator. And the shows had the same age ratings.

  • @angelzamora2642
    @angelzamora2642 5 років тому +17143

    “MY DAD IS A COP”
    the only black dude grabbing her: 😳👐🏼

  • @thecathuman1536
    @thecathuman1536 5 років тому +6487

    I also expected to see the one when Tori gets angry and pulls down the Sikowitz's pants and when André enters the classroom he takes a second to realise at what is he looking at and then he goes ,,Good luck to you".

    • @marinadiaz1762
      @marinadiaz1762 5 років тому +197

      That was so awkward 😂

    • @dannyryangawthorpe
      @dannyryangawthorpe 5 років тому +52

      i don’t remember this...

    • @thecathuman1536
      @thecathuman1536 5 років тому +76

      @@dannyryangawthorpe it was season 3, episode 3. The episode is called ,,the gorilla club"

    • @jasong352
      @jasong352 5 років тому +20

      The CatHuman yea lol I just watched the episode yesterday

    • @emilygriffith6702
      @emilygriffith6702 5 років тому +8

      I am so confused by the shirt in your pic

  • @meowmeow59871
    @meowmeow59871 5 років тому +5475

    In one of the scenes tori’s phone goes off and she says “I swear I had it on vibrate” So Sikowitz says “Tori this is no place for swearing or vibrating”

    • @Luneth32
      @Luneth32 5 років тому +38

      singularity :/ lol I remember that 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @sof2481
      @sof2481 5 років тому +7

      lmaooo

    • @Gl8ckClick
      @Gl8ckClick 5 років тому +124

      @Sara Amara stay innocent

    • @Soldiers_Of_God
      @Soldiers_Of_God 5 років тому +17

      Sqlty should I explain?

    • @MrJazer12
      @MrJazer12 5 років тому +22

      Donovan Dunn nah let her pops tell her

  • @therealpoketom
    @therealpoketom Рік тому +499

    The fact that the lotion squirting scene was in the episode "THE WOOD" is an entire adult joke in and of itself

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 Рік тому

      And it squirting all over Trina's face

    • @kingpen5866
      @kingpen5866 Рік тому +23

      The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that

    • @nasina6699
      @nasina6699 Рік тому +15

      yea that scene was not it 😭

  • @nijeasja3788
    @nijeasja3788 5 років тому +9358

    you forgot the:
    "This is actually giving me pain, and not the good kind"

    • @MetalMorphic7
      @MetalMorphic7 5 років тому +153

      I just realize what that meant

    • @zimichelle6
      @zimichelle6 5 років тому +109

      did jade say that?

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 5 років тому +23

      @@zimichelle6 I think so

    • @hannahward7217
      @hannahward7217 5 років тому +45

      Yes jade said it

    • @MirciStudio
      @MirciStudio 5 років тому +273

      also "I like to punish myself"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +15786

    The older I get, the more I realize how sneaky Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider actually was.

    • @l0vetammy.
      @l0vetammy. 4 роки тому +302

      You’re here again.
      *STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE!!!!*

    • @ChaoticMushy
      @ChaoticMushy 4 роки тому +129

      Damn Jalal be enjoying some dirty Victorious jokes

    • @obitouchiha3865
      @obitouchiha3865 4 роки тому +35

      You again

    • @annariverade5381
      @annariverade5381 4 роки тому +440

      what about when Trina says “did they deliver my vibrating hairbrush” 💀

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 4 роки тому +79

      Dan Schneider is dangerously based.

  • @theirishleprechaun9933
    @theirishleprechaun9933 3 роки тому +22097

    Are we gonna ignore Andre being the only person to take his hands away when Tori says her dad is a cop💀

    • @sleekelegancesuave
      @sleekelegancesuave 3 роки тому +594

      You saw that too right😅 that was crazy

    • @varianmetcalf8220
      @varianmetcalf8220 3 роки тому +475

      Well thats the joke police brutality cause andre is black

    • @Lama-fe3gv
      @Lama-fe3gv 3 роки тому +128

      🤣 I never noticed until now!

    • @azariahhunter7260
      @azariahhunter7260 3 роки тому +82

      I saw 👀 it too I thought I was the only one

    • @AlidoesArt
      @AlidoesArt 3 роки тому +77

      @@varianmetcalf8220 we know, thats why he/she mentioned it.

  • @monkeymon327
    @monkeymon327 10 місяців тому +401

    This hit different after “Quiet on sets”

  • @TerraMarie34
    @TerraMarie34 5 років тому +20441

    You missed the one where Tori kissed Rex and then he got all weird and said “take me home” lol

    • @crystalstarr4914
      @crystalstarr4914 5 років тому +614

      i was literally just thinking about that one LMAOOOO

    • @snorlax0000
      @snorlax0000 5 років тому +71

      What episode

    • @onlynadia6724
      @onlynadia6724 5 років тому +236

      Ooooh what's he gonna do at home?? 😂

    • @lilycarp.17
      @lilycarp.17 5 років тому +39

      1000 SUBS WITH NO VIDEOS? .... no comment.

    • @lilycarp.17
      @lilycarp.17 5 років тому +37

      Also, you like panic and victorious, may we be friends

  • @happyduck128
    @happyduck128 5 років тому +10812

    Also the entire episode about the breakfast bunch….
    *"Are you a VEGAN?"*

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 5 років тому +434

      That's obviously a breakfast club reference

    • @jasmintea8825
      @jasmintea8825 5 років тому +59

      I don't get that?

    • @jasmintea8825
      @jasmintea8825 5 років тому +49

      ohhh...

    • @marinadiaz1762
      @marinadiaz1762 5 років тому +41

      had better days Some of us didn’t watch that 🙄

    • @carebear5876
      @carebear5876 5 років тому +476

      more like *"Are you a VIRGIN?"* lmao the resemblance from the Breakfast Club was hilarious

  • @arethablaise2320
    @arethablaise2320 3 роки тому +10816

    the way cat made sinjin her sugar daddy casually tho 💀💀💀 her addiction with skymall is just-

  • @Curlister
    @Curlister 3 роки тому +1451

    I remember when sinjin said when tori was about to kiss him…
    “Theres that feeling again” lmfao

    • @karimetlzzz
      @karimetlzzz 3 роки тому +1

      Which episode???

    • @Cherry-Lycan
      @Cherry-Lycan 3 роки тому +13

      @@karimetlzzz I think its the episode "The Slap Fight".

    • @jjweee
      @jjweee 3 роки тому +8

      @cherry it’s the great ping pong scam

    • @paoloantonio1531
      @paoloantonio1531 2 роки тому +42

      Sinjin has some awesome short lines haha. When any of the girls try to flirt with him, even if it is to get something from him, he's like "ooh I like where this is going" hahah xD

    • @Goldenkara
      @Goldenkara 2 роки тому

      ong i was just thinking abt this

  • @juhlizza
    @juhlizza 5 років тому +6525

    ok but remember when they all went on Sinjins dating show and Cat jumped on Andre n he said “easy now, don’t start something you can’t finish”

    • @lindathetford3776
      @lindathetford3776 5 років тому +378

      OH MY LORD YOU'RE RIGHT I FORGOT THAT ONE

    • @LAKEYA04
      @LAKEYA04 5 років тому +88

      DaddyGirl you really want me to tell you🤣

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 5 років тому +16

      lakeya frazier lmao just do it xD

    • @chloehoul9638
      @chloehoul9638 5 років тому +389

      @DaddyGirl they're talking about sex. Her, jumping on him, may make his little friend a bit excited. Hence, dont start something you cant finish

    • @gl4sst4bleg1rl
      @gl4sst4bleg1rl 5 років тому +229

      Eclipsies Martinez “little friend” 💀

  • @prestonboles4991
    @prestonboles4991 5 років тому +5268

    There’s one where the butterfly is in Cat’s ear and Robbie comes in saying, “Look what I got!!” And she says “Ew, no please I don’t wanna see it again!”

    • @zerolayne8245
      @zerolayne8245 5 років тому +364

      Oh yeah, and why does she hate playing Pirate so much? 😅

    • @deschoppa
      @deschoppa 5 років тому +36

      Lmfao i remember that one😂

    • @Fatemayesminn
      @Fatemayesminn 5 років тому +89

      Zero Thyme omg i always wondered what this pirate joke is😂😂im an adult and i still dont get it

    • @lethalsoldier8082
      @lethalsoldier8082 5 років тому +124

      Fatema Yesmin lol ikr we can only assume he tried being sexual in a way cause i cant even think of anything else. Maybe im just too dirty minded

    • @Lovelii07
      @Lovelii07 5 років тому +34

      @@zerolayne8245 Bc cat always get the sword 😏 (😭🤣)

  • @brettrichardson7924
    @brettrichardson7924 4 роки тому +22843

    "I'm a throat player" jeez Dan really wasnt subtle was he.

    • @estefanoreano6041
      @estefanoreano6041 4 роки тому +157

      I don’t get that one

    • @SMOOTHIEGOOSIE
      @SMOOTHIEGOOSIE 4 роки тому +879

      Estefano Reano how old are you

    • @sevenseasonsofbrown
      @sevenseasonsofbrown 4 роки тому +79

      @@SMOOTHIEGOOSIE I don't either

    • @dmvmessiah
      @dmvmessiah 4 роки тому +702

      lauren y’all are too young

    • @oPlains
      @oPlains 4 роки тому +399

      Like I can't even make a joke 💀 y'all to young

  • @gaylacticunicorn
    @gaylacticunicorn 10 місяців тому +114

    This video aged well

    • @ytSTOPCENSORING
      @ytSTOPCENSORING 10 місяців тому +4

      its perverse.

    • @jordan3636
      @jordan3636 4 дні тому

      ​@@ytSTOPCENSORING no actually this is entirely normal behavior in Hollywood, that's why dan was so egregious and flamboyant and no one ever called the cops on him, they're all pedophiles and they look at children like candy. and when they aren't having sex with them, they're drinking their blood or eating their flesh, but that's mostly the women, like lady gaga and beyonce for ancient beauty bathory rituals. they really all love Israel too.

  • @juliannasfvx881
    @juliannasfvx881 4 роки тому +20668

    *”how can a person go from an A to an D?”*
    *”happened to me in eighth grade”*
    -
    me watching it in 2015: *Laughing without understanding*
    me now: Damn.

  • @RealMusicOnly888
    @RealMusicOnly888 5 років тому +4324

    You forgot about the big fan thing. And they were like
    "It blows, blows really good."
    "Not only does it blow, it also sucks"
    Or something like that.

    • @kyliesmith9199
      @kyliesmith9199 5 років тому +56

      waiittttt wait what episode was that?!
      I watched this show back when I was 6 or 7 lmfaooo

    • @jsil123
      @jsil123 5 років тому +13

      Woah xD

    • @densetsunosannin5561
      @densetsunosannin5561 5 років тому +54

      @@kyliesmith9199 In Season 1, Rex Dies.

    • @kyliesmith9199
      @kyliesmith9199 5 років тому +16

      @@densetsunosannin5561 Oh yee that episode!!

    • @pharell792
      @pharell792 4 роки тому +12

      Kylie Smith the one where Rex dies

  • @Aerochalklate
    @Aerochalklate 5 років тому +8050

    of course Dan “if she’s a fighter, hold em tighter” Schneider was the mastermind behind these jokes

    • @DaParalyzer
      @DaParalyzer 5 років тому +53

      Aerochalklate bruh

    • @MothmanReturns
      @MothmanReturns 5 років тому +440

      You're giving that pervert a little too much credit, buddy

    • @jelaninoel
      @jelaninoel 5 років тому +541

      Dan “get in the van” Schneider

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 5 років тому +264

      Dan "lick my feet man" Schneider

    • @uxistia
      @uxistia 5 років тому +273

      Dan ‘if you have nice feet, then take a seat’ Schneider

  • @boredonyoutube8289
    @boredonyoutube8289 3 роки тому +64

    The lotion thing and especially where Trina was directed to talk back again to get lotion sprayed in the face twice really creeps me out

  • @imaheck7078
    @imaheck7078 5 років тому +2029

    "which one of us is the flattest?"
    Trina and Jade: HAH no

    • @ttaayylloorr796
      @ttaayylloorr796 5 років тому +13

      neither is beck 💀

    • @jeongyeonisthefunniestpers922
      @jeongyeonisthefunniestpers922 5 років тому +7

      @@ttaayylloorr796 beck is a boi-

    • @ttaayylloorr796
      @ttaayylloorr796 5 років тому +7

      GukkandTae that’s... the... point 💀

    • @happygirlv3114
      @happygirlv3114 5 років тому +4

      GukkandTae r/wooosh?

    • @aakoge
      @aakoge 5 років тому +2

      im conflicted. do they mean flattest by body shape or are they referring to cat, suggesting that she starves at home?

  • @dez2autistic
    @dez2autistic 4 роки тому +2098

    Tori: *MY DAD IS A COP!*
    Andre: *aight imma head out*

    • @karinashirley4236
      @karinashirley4236 4 роки тому +36

      He backed up sooo fast 😳

    • @hoorlove1745
      @hoorlove1745 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get itttt

    • @cinnamonini.
      @cinnamonini. 4 роки тому +29

      @@hoorlove1745 police brutality

    • @finthechat5257
      @finthechat5257 4 роки тому +1

      @@hoorlove1745 how???

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +3

      @@finthechat5257 he didn't want to get hurt by a cop
      It's better to stay away and knock it harmed then defend himself

  • @holzgj7112
    @holzgj7112 4 роки тому +12454

    What about that scene in the prison episode.
    Robbie: Why did you put me on the girls side, I'm a boy.
    Cops: Prove it.
    Robbie: ....I'll stay on the girls side.

    • @Porkmeatballs
      @Porkmeatballs 4 роки тому +364

      @@benjiii3407 I think so

    • @Cake-Goku
      @Cake-Goku 4 роки тому +970

      Nah I know for a FACT robbie was packing schmeat. He only hid it to keep andre and becks confidence up. And the dude hid it behind musical talent and puppetry.

    • @tassodemo2316
      @tassodemo2316 4 роки тому +127

      Benjiii or maybe he just didn’t want to show the cop his junk

    • @samanthabest8926
      @samanthabest8926 4 роки тому +10

      I mean your headcanon 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @xnortheast1106
      @xnortheast1106 4 роки тому

      Joshua Perryman no

  • @dreadedtravv3998
    @dreadedtravv3998 2 роки тому +260

    As a kid watching this I never thought of the dirty humor..19 years old now and I get it all😂😂😂

  • @geekytheartist6116
    @geekytheartist6116 4 роки тому +15753

    "Just the girls!"
    Hollywood arts lesbians: 👀

  • @michaeldemiurgos4521
    @michaeldemiurgos4521 4 роки тому +6353

    “How does one go from an A to a D?” “Happened to me in 8th grade” *pay close attention to Robbie and Rex*

  • @Letyparatore
    @Letyparatore 4 роки тому +2763

    Imagine the actors reacting to this now. Will they laugh like "oh good memories" or cringe like "what the actually fuck they made us do"

    • @hassanalkhalaf1115
      @hassanalkhalaf1115 4 роки тому +231

      They were old enough to understand those jokes

    • @danatedawg1018
      @danatedawg1018 4 роки тому +30

      Roy G Biv except they did have some weird memories of doing overly sexual stuff and weird stuff with feet (ariana and Danielle are prime examples)

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 4 роки тому +11

      @@hassanalkhalaf1115 they had to sign ndas3.

    • @doubleace11554
      @doubleace11554 4 роки тому +17

      Behind the scenes Liz Giles (Jade) made a joke about having an "intense threesome" with Matt (Robbie) and Ariana (Cat) so...

    • @itssclementine4269
      @itssclementine4269 4 роки тому +3

      @@doubleace11554 WTF 😭😭😭

  • @Thrifty_Edits
    @Thrifty_Edits 10 місяців тому +50

    Dan Schneider is wild for this….

  • @judahn5831
    @judahn5831 4 роки тому +7608

    "THATS NOT MY HEAD" I'm scared of where they put it before she said that

    • @chelseal5550
      @chelseal5550 4 роки тому +110

      So they put it on someone else’s head? I don’t get it

    • @nabil6105
      @nabil6105 4 роки тому +31

      i dont get it

    • @chelseal5550
      @chelseal5550 4 роки тому +13

      @@nabil6105 me neither

    • @anthonyguillory4036
      @anthonyguillory4036 4 роки тому +157

      @@chelseal5550 oh darling watch this in a few years

    • @gjgaming4274
      @gjgaming4274 4 роки тому +18

      @@anthonyguillory4036 no tell me I need to know nowwww

  • @realin8313
    @realin8313 4 роки тому +10970

    Dan "she might be nine, but those feet will be mine" Schneider was behind all of this. Some of these are really funny tho😂

  • @doggo3537
    @doggo3537 10 місяців тому +57

    Funny and all until you remember it’s Dan Schneider

  • @gremlin7872
    @gremlin7872 4 роки тому +3084

    Remember when Beck says hey to Tori and she's like "oh my God, no! No! No!" And he's like "wow, never heard that from a girl before"

    • @koueju
      @koueju 4 роки тому +20

      i dont get it

    • @taneajones1479
      @taneajones1479 4 роки тому +168

      taeyoung's confusion my guess is that it’s a reference to sex

    • @hoseokismyhope3351
      @hoseokismyhope3351 4 роки тому +331

      I think it was just bc Beck is popular & many girls hit on him, want to ask him out, etc

    • @taneajones1479
      @taneajones1479 4 роки тому +30

      Hoseok Is My Hope Yeah that makes way more sense too

    • @aukraz
      @aukraz 4 роки тому +1

      HAHAHSDJRKDK

  • @more2688
    @more2688 4 роки тому +8548

    Tori: my throat is my instrument, I'm throat-player
    Cat: it sounds kinda gross
    OH DAMN, TELL ME IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT I'M THINKING

    • @coramuche6876
      @coramuche6876 4 роки тому +288

      It actually does, if you think what I think you do

    • @mira-tm3xd
      @mira-tm3xd 4 роки тому +55

      wait what???

    • @coramuche6876
      @coramuche6876 4 роки тому +126

      @Your Local Harry Potter Nerd Something boys want from girls

    • @ayo5023
      @ayo5023 4 роки тому +17

      @Your Local Harry Potter Nerd how old r u ?

    • @saishuu.u5717
      @saishuu.u5717 4 роки тому +12

      Ithinkitdoes

  • @SA-sp3sh
    @SA-sp3sh 5 років тому +3856

    “My dad is a cop”
    Only the black ones got scared lmao

    • @ayrowplain
      @ayrowplain 5 років тому +15

      S A how is that funny

    • @BenInGame
      @BenInGame 5 років тому +57

      Esther Skai hes saying its funny because thay get scared of cops because they get arrested alot

    • @theoriesicantexplain2433
      @theoriesicantexplain2433 5 років тому +1

      @@giffgaff8756 no way

    • @bbqblazekyleg7551
      @bbqblazekyleg7551 5 років тому +31

      @@giffgaff8756 Comedy isn't supposed to be sensitive it's supposed to be funny.

    • @theblinkstykrab3106
      @theblinkstykrab3106 5 років тому +19

      Imagine not having the balls to keep your comment up because you were getting backlash

  • @mieshaclarissa
    @mieshaclarissa 2 роки тому +52

    Trina’s reaction to lotion attack from Lane is hilarious.

  • @gabbyortiz9910
    @gabbyortiz9910 4 роки тому +14105

    what about when Trina says “did they deliver my vibrating hairbrush” 💀

  • @shipsandfanfics
    @shipsandfanfics 5 років тому +6418

    0:07
    *Jade and Trina deadass let us know that they are far from flat chested XD*

  • @washingtondc4479
    @washingtondc4479 4 роки тому +2170

    See you all in 8 years when this shows up in randomly in your front page.

  • @definetly_that_guy
    @definetly_that_guy 4 місяці тому +24

    1:43 NAAAAHHH THAT ONE IS WILD AF

  • @Eriey3
    @Eriey3 5 років тому +18813

    I always thought Jade’s favorite movie titled “The Scissoring” was a little interesting 🤔

    • @cbxnkzz8139
      @cbxnkzz8139 5 років тому +143

      🤩

    • @lel0uchvibritannia981
      @lel0uchvibritannia981 5 років тому +936

      I think that’s reference to the Japanese folklore the slit-mouth woman, and I have seen a movie about that folklore. Like it was described in the show, the slit-mouth woman carries around a giant pair of scissors

    • @happypremed1088
      @happypremed1088 5 років тому +36

      Eriey3 yesss!!!!

    • @tjscotty8265
      @tjscotty8265 5 років тому +54

      Blew my mind

    • @marimaduena
      @marimaduena 5 років тому +19

      Eriey3 💀💀

  • @kpopsucksfightme6393
    @kpopsucksfightme6393 5 років тому +4131

    I always wanted lockers like theirs

    • @kinjuwtf8136
      @kinjuwtf8136 4 роки тому +20

      Kpop sucks fight me omg Me too

    • @julia-jv9gp
      @julia-jv9gp 4 роки тому +70

      Sameee I am not even allowed to put a sticker on mine oof

    • @joeyjoestar1064
      @joeyjoestar1064 4 роки тому +111

      At least you have lockers

    • @thefuckbecca2483
      @thefuckbecca2483 4 роки тому +49

      @@joeyjoestar1064 Same my school just makes us carry 4 binders and 8 notebooks around 😓

    • @wanda5581
      @wanda5581 4 роки тому +5

      @@thefuckbecca2483 we have hooks and we can hang stuff there in my school

  • @therockyhelmetferrothorn3613
    @therockyhelmetferrothorn3613 4 роки тому +3645

    Tori: Do you wanna be slap with a sausage?
    Jade: Sure (puts the cheek)
    I can not be the only one that got the hidden message.

  • @Kuddi27
    @Kuddi27 10 місяців тому +24

    Its crazy that scene when he sprayed lotion on trina n Robby i remember as a kid like…that aint supposed be on here 😭

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 4 роки тому +9902

    Victorious gets better and better the older you get
    edit: ok yeah I forgot that Dan Schneider was a creep and a peice of shit you can stop telling me now

    • @TheDariusBlaze
      @TheDariusBlaze 3 роки тому +61

      I would like this but it has 69 likes

    • @ambermcmillin5089
      @ambermcmillin5089 3 роки тому +236

      until you learn about how gross dan schneider is

    • @ricardogonzalez-qm2dh
      @ricardogonzalez-qm2dh 3 роки тому +68

      Until you learn about everything that happened behind the scenes

    • @jamesguiver1398
      @jamesguiver1398 3 роки тому +19

      I'd say it's the other way around

    • @Omgitzhuncho
      @Omgitzhuncho 3 роки тому +18

      No cap it's actually better than icarly as u get older

  • @Smelly_Elly
    @Smelly_Elly 4 роки тому +4439

    “Just the girls!”
    The lesbians: *looks at floor intently*

    • @444krsn
      @444krsn 3 роки тому +145

      me in the locker room

    • @srimandava4323
      @srimandava4323 3 роки тому +15

      no that's the opposite of what they do

    • @444krsn
      @444krsn 3 роки тому +155

      @@srimandava4323 actually this is exactly what we do lmao

    • @Smelly_Elly
      @Smelly_Elly 3 роки тому +97

      @@srimandava4323 have you ever met a lesbian? Lmao

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 3 роки тому +10

      Please, shut up

  • @cultureshock916
    @cultureshock916 5 років тому +3228

    Remember that weird “snoodle” thing with Robbie and Cat naked behind trash cans that one time?

    • @zimichelle6
      @zimichelle6 5 років тому +33

      oop- yeah

    • @lindathetford3776
      @lindathetford3776 5 років тому +72

      Omg yes!!! And what was the pirate thing about?!?! Somebody please tell me

    • @janderson947
      @janderson947 5 років тому +23

      Yaass looking back on it I was like wow how did I miss that 😂

    • @aloiv2654
      @aloiv2654 5 років тому +77

      that was the only thing i actually understood from all the other adult jokes, but when i first watched it i was like: "they clearly can't talk about that, it's a kids show"
      i didn't understand there are sometimes jokes like this on kids shows 🤠

    • @astrozombies5762
      @astrozombies5762 5 років тому +36

      The pajellihuchos 😭

  • @bremalerage5935
    @bremalerage5935 9 місяців тому +25

    This feels so weird after all the Dan Schneider stuff

    • @12345legofreak
      @12345legofreak 5 місяців тому +2

      Was always wierd tbh. I recall back in 2013-16 people saying nickelodeon had pedos in it. And that icarly, sam and cat and most of the shows of the kind had diddler creators
      Nust everyone called those people conspiracy theorists. It wasnt untill someone relevant actually called it out. That and dan the pedo writers stopped bringing in $$$ so the company outed the few out of the flock. Every single nick show live or cartoon is full of inuendos.

  • @NinjaChipmunk12
    @NinjaChipmunk12 5 років тому +2924

    Forgot the breakfast bunch episode
    Jade: “If you hadn’t made us late for class we wouldn’t be here.”
    Robbie: “I was choking on a pretzel!”
    Andre: “Well why you always gotta be choking on something?”
    Tori: “Come on, it’s not Robbie’s fault he has a petite throat.”
    Robbie: “It’s average!”

    • @Bdai21OO
      @Bdai21OO 5 років тому +8

      NinjaChipmunk lmao

    • @warzoneclipsanmoments8446
      @warzoneclipsanmoments8446 5 років тому +7

      I'm your 100th like

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson 5 років тому +72

      Boy we can all agree that was the best victorius episode

    • @99annanic
      @99annanic 5 років тому +134

      Coconut Weeb they literally got high on tacos to replicate The Breakfast Club getting high on marijuana.

    • @faultyshy9236
      @faultyshy9236 5 років тому

      JACOB MCBRIDE yeet I’m their 600th like

  • @justcalista3809
    @justcalista3809 5 років тому +2286

    Ok so why is no one talking about when Robby said “jingle bells” and then fell over and Jade said “that definitely jingled his bells” LIKE SERIOUSLY?

  • @azarielmorga
    @azarielmorga 5 років тому +1394

    00:34
    *7 Rings starts playing*

    • @zimichelle6
      @zimichelle6 5 років тому +145

      you have a credit card?
      *i want it i got it*

    • @jeongyeonisthefunniestpers922
      @jeongyeonisthefunniestpers922 5 років тому +37

      The fact its ariana grande lol

    • @nia-qf2mz
      @nia-qf2mz 5 років тому +8

      GukkandTae Dang you really getting r/woooshed on every comment you make

  • @tylersparkle5870
    @tylersparkle5870 2 роки тому +46

    I missed the entire show as a child. It wasn’t until I was fourteen that I even heard of it, and I waited until recently to finally get into it. :)

  • @ravirossfromjessie4530
    @ravirossfromjessie4530 4 роки тому +1363

    "so which one is the flattest"
    me: *I AM HERE*

  • @deadyeast
    @deadyeast 5 років тому +761

    Tori: MY DAD IS A COP.
    Andre: *OH HELL NAW.*

    • @tattqedheart8575
      @tattqedheart8575 5 років тому

      I don't get it

    • @kaisac.
      @kaisac. 5 років тому +9

      @@tattqedheart8575 B L A C K

    • @-_--_---
      @-_--_--- 5 років тому +1

      Vincent McKee that was a thing back then?

    • @thepetarv8924
      @thepetarv8924 5 років тому

      @@-_--_--- yes

    • @raemoend
      @raemoend 5 років тому +3

      Ken Kaneki it’s always been...

  • @spear5880
    @spear5880 4 роки тому +1941

    Dan “have no fears, she’s legal in dog years” schneider working his magic

    • @rmxevbio5889
      @rmxevbio5889 3 роки тому +34

      OMG stop 😂😂🤦‍♂️💀💀💀

    • @noodleboiuwu684
      @noodleboiuwu684 3 роки тому +52

      Dan "feet in a can" schneider

    • @Kinetochore-ti5hk
      @Kinetochore-ti5hk 3 роки тому +2

      I don't think he was a writer...

    • @noodleboiuwu684
      @noodleboiuwu684 3 роки тому +27

      @@Kinetochore-ti5hk whether he was a writer or not, he had several of the girls do gross degen shit on whatever shows he was involved in. And even had a Twitter campaign to see lots of kid feet.

    • @bagel7080
      @bagel7080 3 роки тому +23

      Dan „hold her tighter, she‘s a fighter“ Schneider

  • @GS_BarrelRacing
    @GS_BarrelRacing 10 місяців тому +17

    “Happened to me in 8th grade” is wild😂😂😂😂

  • @jlero2568
    @jlero2568 4 роки тому +6716

    I loved this show since I was 3 and now I’m a teen and I understand the joke where Tori’s mom was texting Gary and she said I’ll just delete this SHE WAS CHEATING ON HER FRICKIN HUSBAND

    • @didia3608
      @didia3608 4 роки тому +224

      obviously-

    • @mira-tm3xd
      @mira-tm3xd 4 роки тому +16

      can you write the time stamp

    • @a_person890
      @a_person890 4 роки тому +50

      @@mira-tm3xd that part isn't in the video

    • @alexis1726
      @alexis1726 4 роки тому +11

      Uh- do u understand any of the other ones innocent mind........

    • @gremlin7872
      @gremlin7872 3 роки тому +12

      I understood that one when I was younger lol

  • @faultyshy9236
    @faultyshy9236 5 років тому +340

    Tori: “My dads a cop!!”
    Andre: ✋👁👄👁🤚

    • @royalking64
      @royalking64 5 років тому +2

      Y do u have 222 likes but 0 replys? (besides me)

    • @faultyshy9236
      @faultyshy9236 5 років тому +1

      Teo Ortiz Idk cuz it’s funny. 😂

    • @royalking64
      @royalking64 5 років тому +1

      @@faultyshy9236 lol n da boys were like
      "I want to see tori" (and they have a dirty mind lmaooo)

    • @faultyshy9236
      @faultyshy9236 5 років тому +1

      Teo Ortiz ikr 😂😂😂

    • @royalking64
      @royalking64 5 років тому +1

      I forgot to give your comment a like!Lmaooooo

  • @ariannayoung5625
    @ariannayoung5625 4 роки тому +2271

    Is no one going to talk about how was like “So who’s the most flat?” *And jade and Trina took a step back......wonder that beck thought*

  • @kidvillain7094
    @kidvillain7094 3 роки тому +18

    Tori: *My dad Is a cop!* 😡
    Andre: ✋🏼😧🤚🏼

  • @sophiaetka22
    @sophiaetka22 4 роки тому +881

    Can’t forget “The Scissoring”
    That will always be the most iconically funny Jade West joke.

  • @BusesinLondon345
    @BusesinLondon345 5 років тому +1554

    Who remembers on The Worst Couple’ and Cat was hugging Andre and she was on top of him and Andre was like ‘Easy now, don’t start something you can’t finish’ 😂😂😂

  • @marielgurgis
    @marielgurgis 5 років тому +588

    There was in that Christmas episode when Andre pushed Robby's chair then Jade said "I bet that jingled his bells" lmao 😭

  • @thisbookwillchangeyourlife
    @thisbookwillchangeyourlife 3 роки тому +39

    Tori:“He’s a puppet he can’t pee!!”
    Rex: “yOu DoNt KnOw WhAt i GoT”
    That joke has made me laugh since i was 8 😃

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc Рік тому

      I initially assumed as a kid that Rex was referring to the pee itself XD it confused me anyway

  • @clearlynotchloe2714
    @clearlynotchloe2714 5 років тому +10828

    nobody:
    the comments: ACTUALLY I UNDERSTOOD THESE JOKES IN MY MOTHER’S WOMB 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

    • @dusty9735
      @dusty9735 5 років тому +71

      ClearlyNotChloe LMAOOO this genuinely made me laugh

    • @inaworldfulloftrashbagsbet2023
      @inaworldfulloftrashbagsbet2023 5 років тому +231

      ACTUALLY I UNDERSTOOD THESE JOKES IN MY DADS BALLS💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

    • @clearlynotchloe2714
      @clearlynotchloe2714 5 років тому +30

      well shit i guess you win

    • @twalls9720
      @twalls9720 5 років тому +1

      ClearlyNotChloe 6 days and so many likes

    • @Snowwyyy
      @Snowwyyy 5 років тому

      your pfp is dope!!

  • @dojacatandtheweeknd2406
    @dojacatandtheweeknd2406 4 роки тому +947

    0:29 the scene when Cat became a gold digger.

    • @antoniomolina3612
      @antoniomolina3612 3 роки тому +21

      Was that joke supposed to be missed? I feel like any 7 year old can knows what that means

    • @dojacatandtheweeknd2406
      @dojacatandtheweeknd2406 3 роки тому +20

      @@antoniomolina3612 well, since she had no money and she wanted to buy more items from the SkyStore, she basically was using Sinjin just to buy the items.

    • @enzoys
      @enzoys 3 роки тому +9

      @@antoniomolina3612 I think that was pretty easy to understand

    • @antoniomolina3612
      @antoniomolina3612 3 роки тому

      @@dojacatandtheweeknd2406 nigga I’m 22 wtf u think this is unless that was sarcasm

    • @soldiermarvinbackup
      @soldiermarvinbackup 3 роки тому +1

      I been got that joke 💀💀

  • @meglenamileva6243
    @meglenamileva6243 4 роки тому +1283

    how have i never noticed robbie's reaction at 0:25

  • @goongoozle4028
    @goongoozle4028 Рік тому +8

    "My dad is a cop"
    *Andre being the only one taking his hands off*💀

  • @itsmekklolsiesss
    @itsmekklolsiesss 4 роки тому +2656

    Did anyone else notice that on the plane episode Rex’s video chat user was “Rex and the City”👀👄👀

  • @cheriekat
    @cheriekat 3 роки тому +1308

    “So which one of us is the flattest?”
    Trina & Jade: 🙅🏻‍♀️
    Tori : 😭

    • @Iheart_harmmzz
      @Iheart_harmmzz 3 роки тому +23

      Jade thick tho
      Jk it’s a joke jp

    • @insanity2896
      @insanity2896 3 роки тому +12

      It took me longer than it should've to understand that one

    • @elinalukaziak693
      @elinalukaziak693 3 роки тому +27

      Cat looks flatter than Tori though?

    • @anahicampoverde7924
      @anahicampoverde7924 3 роки тому +16

      @@elinalukaziak693 no, tori is flattest

    • @tayeeinthacut9661
      @tayeeinthacut9661 2 роки тому +7

      @@anahicampoverde7924 facts grande always been thick

  • @Vampiress_2004
    @Vampiress_2004 5 років тому +1844

    0:25 robby understood 😏😂😈💀

  • @Holloaway
    @Holloaway 3 роки тому +11

    "My dad is a cop" with Andre backing off is so savage lmao.

  • @whoiseliseee
    @whoiseliseee 5 років тому +1557

    u forgot the clip of trina asking if her “vibrating hairbrush” had arrived in the mail yet

    • @nitr0gen_shark
      @nitr0gen_shark 5 років тому +119

      This show man...

    • @spaceghostpussee
      @spaceghostpussee 5 років тому +46

      But it rlly was a vibrating hairbrush! Sinjin has one lmao

    • @21shanks
      @21shanks 5 років тому +38

      @@spaceghostpussee Take a guess at what he's using that for

    • @bluecoopa6510
      @bluecoopa6510 5 років тому +7

      JinTararantino for her hair it really feels good took have a brush massaging your hair and brushing it at the same time

    • @Mr.Nobody88888
      @Mr.Nobody88888 5 років тому

      elise you got an insta?

  • @gemmasz8356
    @gemmasz8356 5 років тому +2474

    the only thing that creeps me out is that the director is a total freak so even though some of those are funny... yikes...

  • @UltimateJM_22
    @UltimateJM_22 5 років тому +2558

    Notice the pilot scene is deleted

    • @Xoxo0xx0
      @Xoxo0xx0 5 років тому +23

      UltimateJM it wasn’t where I’m from

    • @MariaRodriguez-be9gg
      @MariaRodriguez-be9gg 5 років тому +122

      It wasn’t when I first watched it 😅

    • @infinitymixtapes9562
      @infinitymixtapes9562 5 років тому +23

      I remember watching it

    • @ambria4404
      @ambria4404 5 років тому +30

      Yeah I just noticed that

    • @mayasalgado1939
      @mayasalgado1939 5 років тому +215

      Yea, I was rewatching it for the 20th time in a row and they never showed her getting dressed😐

  • @pedrofm25
    @pedrofm25 Місяць тому +2

    I think the craziest thing here is them forcing her to unclothe herself and then put new clothes on. Like that is straight up sexual assault

  • @danatedawg1018
    @danatedawg1018 5 років тому +580

    ANYTHING with feet was a dirty joke. Dan Schneider is a sicko

    • @wickmaani116
      @wickmaani116 5 років тому +3

      Ikr

    • @Bree_999
      @Bree_999 5 років тому +28

      The one episode where Trina buys the illegal fish that eats dead skin off of your feet.......

    • @hanaeldeeb3668
      @hanaeldeeb3668 5 років тому

      Bree_999 what episode is that

    • @ale-rs1yf
      @ale-rs1yf 5 років тому +1

      Bree_999 and everyone was touching their feet🤮

    • @sunnyseok5983
      @sunnyseok5983 5 років тому

      That one EP was satisfying to him

  • @chriiiiis
    @chriiiiis 5 років тому +167

    Tori: MY DAD IS A COP
    Andre: 🏃🏿‍♂️💨

  • @TNovix
    @TNovix 5 років тому +272

    "I'm a throat player".
    Adult me just now understood this...

    • @agam6534
      @agam6534 5 років тому +4

      Well I'm 16 and I still don't

    • @gibbygibson6680
      @gibbygibson6680 5 років тому +12

      Aga M referring to deep throating...

    • @TNovix
      @TNovix 5 років тому +7

      @@agam6534 Yeah, what GIBBEH said

    • @agam6534
      @agam6534 5 років тому +2

      @@gibbygibson6680 English isn't my native language so luckily I didn't understand that until I read about it 😕

    • @dts1813
      @dts1813 5 років тому +4

      Aga M I’m 21 and still don’t

  • @tytheaniman497
    @tytheaniman497 Рік тому +5

    “My dad is a cop” Andre quickly backs off! 😂👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽

  • @Archimusprime719
    @Archimusprime719 5 років тому +1550

    Trina Got a Facial Lol

  • @adaa5360
    @adaa5360 3 роки тому +1860

    IM SORRY JADE- "how does a person go from an A to a D?!"
    "happened to me in 8th grade" I CANT- I LOVE HER

  • @angiebarrientos2604
    @angiebarrientos2604 4 роки тому +986

    1:49 they don't have this scene apart of the episode on Netflix... I knew I wasn't crazy no one believed me.

  • @jaques5954
    @jaques5954 Місяць тому +1

    dan schneider be fulfilling his dreams in every show he made

  • @TheFormerPresidentsDenim
    @TheFormerPresidentsDenim 5 років тому +350

    Anyone remember that the ice cream in the Kesha episode was called “Funky Nut Blast”

  • @may-sh9uf
    @may-sh9uf 4 роки тому +608

    Dan Schneider is such a creep lmao
    (not y'all defending him-)
    (please stop normalizing his actions with shit like "at least they were high school" that doesn't matter, he shouldn't be sexualizing anyone)

  • @a.v.a2393
    @a.v.a2393 5 років тому +456

    you missed when tori said "no" to beck and he said "never heard that from a girl before" or smth like that

  • @hoopbaby07
    @hoopbaby07 9 місяців тому +7

    Having her touch her hand uvula to see if she has a gag reflex Is messed up on so many levels