I almost lost my eye vlog

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  • @itszachjordan
    @itszachjordan Рік тому +3345

    now him and jeff have even more in common

    • @lena___
      @lena___ Рік тому +93

      my first thought😭

    • @shakejuntdawg
      @shakejuntdawg Рік тому +55

      I didn’t see this comment coming….and I’m sure Jeff or Alex wouldn’t have either….

    • @kylo299
      @kylo299 Рік тому

      oh yeahh

    • @ItzZanex
      @ItzZanex Рік тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

    • @finclec
      @finclec Рік тому

      Holy shit ur a genius😂😂😂😂😂

  • @redant3781
    @redant3781 Рік тому +1732

    you really never know what your about to experience with this guy

    • @theonewhoasked2
      @theonewhoasked2 Рік тому

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture k

    • @K-BRODIE
      @K-BRODIE Рік тому +2

      And that's the entertaining part

    • @Lydiaohlydiaa
      @Lydiaohlydiaa Рік тому +7

      You’re*

    • @redant3781
      @redant3781 Рік тому

      @@Lydiaohlydiaa bros the grammer gladiator

    • @ngonzales3781
      @ngonzales3781 Рік тому

      ​@@redant3781 insert bro and say something stupid

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday Рік тому +954

    Normally I would say to put yard debris through a chipper, but that might be a bad idea with Poison Oak.

    • @user-zv7yb4yp9g
      @user-zv7yb4yp9g Рік тому +24

      Chocolate poison oak

    • @penguiin12
      @penguiin12 Рік тому +1

      tay did you follow alex back when he was trying to act like jake paul? hahaha

    • @GavidDogins
      @GavidDogins Рік тому +10

      yeah probably not. Poison Oak dust sounds like Mother Nature's Mustard Gas.

    • @BriberX000
      @BriberX000 Рік тому +6

      Random TayZonday appears

    • @blink-1katie2
      @blink-1katie2 Рік тому +2

      I move away from the poison oak to preserve my eyesight

  • @tdsm99
    @tdsm99 Рік тому +92

    Well I'm sensing a trend

  • @JorgeArmandoCazares
    @JorgeArmandoCazares Рік тому +248

    I feel like an origin story is developing here.

  • @alphonso4714
    @alphonso4714 Рік тому +440

    Not a better way to end the night than with a Alex Ernst Vlog!!!!

  • @MrProdigistry
    @MrProdigistry Рік тому +316

    They admitted you for 2 days for a localized allergic reaction?? What in the world. Would love to have been present during their rounds to hear their reasoning. Get better man!

    • @DrLazerbeam
      @DrLazerbeam Рік тому

      The Americans medical system is funded by Big Oak

    • @121476
      @121476 Рік тому +45

      They needed to make numbers for the month

    • @peeweeherbman666
      @peeweeherbman666 Рік тому

      Bcoz nothing serious just bumping for money, how usa works

    • @captaiawesome2260
      @captaiawesome2260 Рік тому +19

      They probably noticed that he had a good health insurance plan.

    • @ToroC0108
      @ToroC0108 Рік тому +12

      @@captaiawesome2260 doctors don't even see the insurance side lol

  • @KcRace
    @KcRace Рік тому +109

    I'm all HAHAHHA this is very funny, good content Alex but also... ARE YOU OKAY!? That poison oak is really getting you bad

  • @mleah.
    @mleah. Рік тому +21

    First Jeff, now Alex - what in the opthamology is going on with the vlog squad

  • @JakSlab
    @JakSlab Рік тому +38

    Alex getting the eyepatch is the first part to his villain origin story...to head for the Grand Line to find the great treasure he left behind, the One Piece. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
    But seriously hope you're doing okay.

  • @acolize8883
    @acolize8883 Рік тому +69

    Thanks for keeping this war pg for my sensitive lil ears

  • @brandonlane4456
    @brandonlane4456 Рік тому +18

    "So it definately did get in my eye" lol hope ur doing better

  • @user-nj1qc7uc9c
    @user-nj1qc7uc9c Рік тому +45

    I will never be able to tell what's real and what's propaganda
    Brilliant content as always Alex!

  • @baboo9736
    @baboo9736 Рік тому +27

    This is a hilarious video, but I am so much more in awe of your resilience and ability to make light of this very dire circumstance. I wish you well and no mercy for the poison oak.

  • @rileyrue
    @rileyrue Рік тому +4

    HIRE GOATS TO EAT IT!!! You can literally rent a group of goats who will eat away poison ivy/oak.

  • @NKript
    @NKript Рік тому +37

    Alex’s war with plants is going to be epic. I expect it to end with a flamethrower, ngl.

    • @ManguinYT
      @ManguinYT Рік тому +5

      that would be way worse than this thing with his eye, inhaling or being around that smoke would cause big problems

    • @Nodder-
      @Nodder- Рік тому +2

      @@ManguinYT gas mask

    • @Upper_Decky
      @Upper_Decky Рік тому +2

      @@Nodder- I like the way you’re thinking

  • @tiddelyfish2413
    @tiddelyfish2413 Рік тому +32

    I have a severe poison ivy reaction and Ive had the exact thing happen to me a couple times now. You are constantly uncomfortable and in pain unless you sleep through it with meditcation. It’s fucking awful and will scar your face for weeks, and by the end of it you don’t even want to step a foot outside. Hope it clears up soon man I feel for you

  • @mnothing1325
    @mnothing1325 Рік тому +10

    Is this a diss at Jeff?

    • @Gohogswp
      @Gohogswp Місяць тому

      Exactly what I thought

  • @mamounabdou586
    @mamounabdou586 Рік тому +4

    jeff reference

  • @ClayBorrell
    @ClayBorrell Рік тому +2

    Safety glasses sales after this dropped 📈

  • @llamafondlers3291
    @llamafondlers3291 Рік тому +15

    I feel for everyone who is allergic to poison oak. I'm truly blessed being born immune to it

  • @guywittamic
    @guywittamic Рік тому +162

    I guess now you KINDA know how Jeff feels.

    • @mariethesizzler
      @mariethesizzler Рік тому

      Who?

    • @YWFilmProductions
      @YWFilmProductions Рік тому

      Lol why did you capitalize the word KINDA

    • @adrianriveraco
      @adrianriveraco Рік тому +7

      @@YWFilmProductions because it's not nearly as bad as what jeff went throughh

    • @kylee2147
      @kylee2147 Рік тому

      @@adrianriveraco Jeff has milked it for every cent he can

    • @lubskipunch8706
      @lubskipunch8706 Рік тому +11

      ​@@kylee2147 milked it? Lmao bro has legit trauma from almost getting killed. Ur just another dobrik fanboy

  • @x2TimesPerfect
    @x2TimesPerfect Рік тому +4

    Well Dobrik got to pay up for one of the eye patch bros

  • @Hey_Jamie
    @Hey_Jamie Рік тому +10

    It’s just started and I’m very interested in knowing if this is a jab at jeff

    • @paulinaparty
      @paulinaparty Рік тому

      intentional or not this is messed up. i wouldn’t have posted this, let alone with this title all things considered. i’m pretty sure he knew what he was doing.

  • @sumitshelkee
    @sumitshelkee Рік тому +2

    Jeff and david dobrik from parallel universe

  • @gloomgirl
    @gloomgirl Рік тому +8

    Definitely vibes of an origin story here…Poison Ivy could never but Poison OAK?!
    PS I really hope your eye is ok 👀😫🙏

  • @FrankFerrerZeimetz
    @FrankFerrerZeimetz Рік тому +18

    Possibilities of filming some material with Jeff? Lots of funny stuff could come out of you guys

  • @RandomPerson-mv8bn
    @RandomPerson-mv8bn Рік тому +11

    looks like alex has been hanging out with David again

  • @estebancq
    @estebancq Рік тому +31

    David sad he wasn’t the one to almost leave you blind 😢😢

    • @josephmathewjoe1251
      @josephmathewjoe1251 Рік тому

      I hope that psycho dobrik loses vision in his eye so he would understand what he put jeff through these past few years

    • @IceCoffee72
      @IceCoffee72 Рік тому

      @@josephmathewjoe1251 why it was a BIG mistake

    • @josephmathewjoe1251
      @josephmathewjoe1251 Рік тому

      @@IceCoffee72 because he's still trying to hurt jeff by making people cut ties with him and blacklisting him from events and such...he still tries to actively ruin Jeff's life.

    • @IceCoffee72
      @IceCoffee72 Рік тому

      @@josephmathewjoe1251 where does this info come that he is saying people to cut ties with him

    • @josephmathewjoe1251
      @josephmathewjoe1251 Рік тому

      @@IceCoffee72 jeff said it on his podcast

  • @kaitlynallen8120
    @kaitlynallen8120 Рік тому +10

    1) Team Jeff
    2) See if there are any "goatscapers" near you. Goats will eat poison ivy and can be useful for land clearing/weed control!

  • @NolaChick82
    @NolaChick82 Рік тому +4

    I blame Dobrik. He obviously planted that poison oak and sold Alex that land. He isn't going to quit until every member of the vlog squad is down one eye. He can't keep getting away with it. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

  • @YegsTv
    @YegsTv Рік тому +2

    holy shit lmfao

  • @WorthenBros
    @WorthenBros Рік тому +1

    I watched all the ads in your video so I can help pay for your medical bills

  • @thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle

    I thought this was a Jeff Wittek video for a sec

  • @darth_27
    @darth_27 Рік тому +1

    Alex? No this isn’t you…you’re an imposter the real Alex wouldn’t let a little boo woo pew wee plant intimidate him 😤

  • @illmaticturk
    @illmaticturk Рік тому +1

    Just get goats and release them on your property within 2-3 weeks they will eat everything on that land

  • @shanisth2546
    @shanisth2546 Рік тому +1

    By 2030 every vlog squad member will lose an eye first jeff and now Alex whos next????

  • @kevingirard7844
    @kevingirard7844 Рік тому +5

    I have a severe poison oak allergy and I can definitely sympathize with you. In the last 25 years I have gotten infected with it every single year and it takes months to clear up and I have scars from the rashes. Despite repeated doctors visits it took over 20 years for it to be properly diagnosed even with skin biopsies being done. I have to use a lawn service to mow my lawn and trim hedges because I can’t even walk around in my own yard. Poison oak is no joke, it’s the worst.

  • @gabrielgrassmayrtoo
    @gabrielgrassmayrtoo Рік тому +1

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail and title I thought: "Man, who let David drive the excavator again?"

  • @mattmciver8654
    @mattmciver8654 Рік тому +1

    Maybe Dobrik will help you with your meilcal bills for you ey.... ahh forget that.

  • @nicolefrizzie3445
    @nicolefrizzie3445 Рік тому +1

    Obviously it was a real medical issue but considering Jeff’s injury seems a bit insensitive to title this video this way…

  • @breadandstutter_1651
    @breadandstutter_1651 Рік тому +1

    Good thing your name ISN’T Jeff. Haha.
    Get it?

  • @colesims7151
    @colesims7151 Рік тому +2

    the David Dobrik affect

  • @thadudeyouknow9517
    @thadudeyouknow9517 Рік тому +3

    Lost an eye but did look cool fighting a plant

  • @SensaiJOD
    @SensaiJOD Рік тому +1

    buy a digger or excavator, that be a full series of videos without the life threatening injuries haha

  • @wokeuplikejulian
    @wokeuplikejulian Рік тому +2

    waiting for the Jeff Wittek comment

  • @gabergevin
    @gabergevin Рік тому +1

    Should join Jeff, he probably has an advice or two regarding eye injury

  • @LittlestHoboKatie
    @LittlestHoboKatie Рік тому +4

    I feel you with the plant allergy, i got one out front that makes me break out in a weird rash on my hands and arms and makes my blood feel like its congealing in my veins.. fking horrible. Planted it as part of a mix for the bees! DOING A GOOD THING GOD DAMN IT and now im plagued with it every year... i think i got it all out this time though, so far so good this year!
    Im yet to play the rest of this vlog but im going to start wearing goggles when cutting the grass, i get little stones fired at me from the lawn mower and this is warning enough to protect my eyes properly... i always be thinking todays the day i lose an eye.

  • @ChaoticMatters
    @ChaoticMatters Рік тому +1

    All of David's friends losing eyes 😪

  • @anonwhyz
    @anonwhyz Рік тому +31

    dude that "poison oak in my eye" bit is had me in stitches

  • @Giggachad931
    @Giggachad931 Рік тому +1

    David Dobrik's crew is all almost losing eyes

  • @ricerz5570
    @ricerz5570 Рік тому +1

    where was david at the time of the accident? I suspect foul play

  • @MintESP
    @MintESP Рік тому +1

    why not do a controlled burn over like a third of the property and then expand from that

  • @farsan7465
    @farsan7465 Рік тому +1

    This seems like a trend when being friends with David Dobrik.

  • @Tatas1999
    @Tatas1999 Рік тому +1

    We’re you hanging out with David Dobrik too?!

  • @JordynNicoleAnderson
    @JordynNicoleAnderson Рік тому +1

    before watching it i'm going to assume it has something to do with David

  • @iamablacksabbathsong9765
    @iamablacksabbathsong9765 Рік тому +1

    So is he actually joking or is did he actually almost lose his eye ?

  • @Rambo4505
    @Rambo4505 Рік тому +5

    Only UA-camr I would grab a beer with

    • @Shyguy9231
      @Shyguy9231 Рік тому +1

      He'll probably have apple cider vinegar but still

  • @JBrooks0043
    @JBrooks0043 Рік тому +2

    David dobrik should pay

  • @NickNoel
    @NickNoel Рік тому +2

    who writes this stuff

  • @peteartieda58
    @peteartieda58 Рік тому +2

    On the brighter side of things the eyepatch makes you looked exponentially cooler

  • @KarpoolTunnel
    @KarpoolTunnel Рік тому +2

    You weave reality so seamlessly into these videos I just don't know what's written narrative and what's real anymore

  • @AnkaraMeehssi
    @AnkaraMeehssi Рік тому +1

    those poison oak did more damage on you than Ryan Magee. lol

  • @kingpumathealien4886
    @kingpumathealien4886 Рік тому +2

    Bro thinks he’s Jeff 💀

  • @angelguzman1179
    @angelguzman1179 Рік тому +2

    U wanna be Jeff so bad I stg

  • @nicolestlouis6411
    @nicolestlouis6411 Рік тому +2

    Dread Pirate Alex....I can't even imagine the suffering. You poor dear. So glad you posted. I always enjoy you.

  • @eliotkryeziu9331
    @eliotkryeziu9331 Рік тому +1

    oh another david dobrik friend with an ill eye... 🤨

  • @g0tmadsk1llz38
    @g0tmadsk1llz38 Рік тому +2

    Basically Jeff vs David

  • @calliope699
    @calliope699 Рік тому +2

    curse de la dobrik

  • @nightrider8794
    @nightrider8794 Рік тому +1

    I feel like Dobrik is some how the one to blame for this!!

  • @aspenj3057
    @aspenj3057 Рік тому +1

    not to sound insensitive but… very vlog squad of you

  • @pureimaginationk
    @pureimaginationk Рік тому +1

    You can tell he's David's friend XD

  • @Ohlays
    @Ohlays Рік тому +1

    Is that plant called a “Dobrik”?

  • @radiumlyte
    @radiumlyte Рік тому +4

    those precious gorgeous eyes of yours

  • @chinoavila9495
    @chinoavila9495 Рік тому +1

    David dobrik must be stop his a menace

  • @joshentertainment2
    @joshentertainment2 Рік тому +1

    Another david friend who got an eye injury

  • @mrpeaceful1
    @mrpeaceful1 Рік тому +1

    is this the, im going to release my bibolar guy

  • @sycamore2656
    @sycamore2656 Рік тому +1

    Not you stealing Jeff's eye content...

  • @ranzell.7726
    @ranzell.7726 Рік тому +3

    he’s the embodiment of “never let them know your next move”

  • @freep3115
    @freep3115 Рік тому +1

    The Punished Alex Ernst arc coming soon

  • @LanceWillMakeIt
    @LanceWillMakeIt Рік тому +1

    That's crazy because this is happening to me too! And also my cousin. Also my mom's boyfriend. Also my mom's boyfriend's husband. Also my mom. Also my neighbor, Sandra. It really sucks that this is happening to all of us...

  • @waegeuraejimolla9710
    @waegeuraejimolla9710 Рік тому +1

    I saw the title and i went Damn is it david again??

  • @esaicorrales5577
    @esaicorrales5577 Рік тому +1

    This has david written all over it👁👁

  • @mikeharrison6217
    @mikeharrison6217 Рік тому +1

    Somehow this is David's fault

  • @FerRod2113
    @FerRod2113 Рік тому

    I’m a realtor and the previous owner should’ve warned you about the poison oak! You have 3 years from the time you find out about the material fact to have the seller remove it

  • @HealthyKaden
    @HealthyKaden Рік тому

    Alex I could help you out, I'm immune to poison oak and will work in exchange for food and board. Please lmk

  • @andrewt2168
    @andrewt2168 Рік тому +10

    Poor guy!! 🥺 Feel better Alex! I believe in you!

  • @alostunicorn
    @alostunicorn Рік тому

    Wow from now on I'm gonna show my ring finger...so it won't offend my ancestors but still serve the purpose.

  • @paulinaparty
    @paulinaparty Рік тому +1

    here before he changes the title! yikes!!!

  • @mitchellcampleman8236
    @mitchellcampleman8236 Рік тому +1

    Jeff be like…. So you almost lost your eye

  • @melgarejoam
    @melgarejoam Рік тому +1

    If you allow me to, I will come to lend a hand in anything you need done on the property. I just really enjoy working outside and facing life-threatening things like this.

  • @Lydlak
    @Lydlak Рік тому +2

    Please make more miserable Alex life videos jk they don’t have to be miserable but we love you Alex!!!! Hope your eye gets better soon!!!

  • @eliasdelgado8883
    @eliasdelgado8883 Рік тому +1

    Jeff be like let's sue!

  • @Orthrxz
    @Orthrxz Рік тому +1

    Moral of the story, always wear safety glasses it’s okay not to look cool! Lmao

  • @ayebruhmydadcanhearthat3147
    @ayebruhmydadcanhearthat3147 Рік тому +1

    Next time, try burning all of the poison oak so it gets into your lungs!!!!! 😀

  • @zacharyseverance5239
    @zacharyseverance5239 Рік тому +2

    Maybe this is the ultimate April fools video

  • @Amwhoiam207
    @Amwhoiam207 Рік тому +2

    You are always so funny, and I appreciate you taking something like this and making it into a masterpiece. I look forward to seeing this ivy being knocked down by you once you heal up. But seriously, dude, feel better. God bless.

  • @typerightseesight
    @typerightseesight Рік тому

    couldn't imagine id rather jump out a window than pay what it costs to stay in a hospital for 10 mins. its like 10k dollars an hour.

  • @lizardBoi
    @lizardBoi Рік тому +2

    Jeff Wittek reference?

  • @Adrianahgsefltyib11
    @Adrianahgsefltyib11 Рік тому +1

    The curse of David Dobrik