How this auditor keeps a straight face and stays in character is beyond me. Watching the young copper trying to "process" this madness was even more impressive.
@roscothesecond6722 😆 no she got him the fireman's overalls and he was crying, because he wanted a truncheon. Just the form of it appealed to him, the uniform was just a bone us. 😆
or I could hold it for you and you could climb up and look for the Pelican ! I have to say that this was very funny. Imagine if his sergeant came along while the young lad up the ladder.
That kid didn't stand a chance 😂 PA mangled him with flummox and expert wind up. Have these children in costume got nothing better to do?than bug an innocent member of the public doing nothing wrong? PA baffled the snot out of him😛 Pelican on the roof!!!oh my god I nearly choked on my tea🤣. You Sir are a star, you should be on stage 😂, highlight of my day, can't wait for the next one.👍
This has been one of the most amusing audits I've ever seen. The young officer was pleasant enough but was well out of his depth and has a lot to learn.
Amusing is a mild description,- its barely that, if you ask me, - This video is 15 mins too long. And the Coppers twigged the game, and just saying I cant let you do that. He has more patience than I have, who says ALL cops are bad.
Wow this lad does look young, did a fair job considering he was dealing with this mad Pure Audits chap. Your style is so unique and seems to trip them right up.
Fair play to the young lad. Great attitude and not blowing his lid like many others would have in that situation. Hopefully he will keep it up in the future. Good man.
Nah! He tried to get ID with no grounds. He told PA to 'empty out his pockets'. He kept fishing for a name. Said you can't look at 'personal vehicles' etc. etc. Still a paranoid copper.
@@TheBrianBurrows You are being a bit harsh. He was very calm and professional. But, still has to do his job. They teach them how to be paranoid tyrants that abuse their powers at every opportunity. He would have failed the first rule Policing if he hadn't tried to inquire who he was talking to. Its just sad that such a nice guy has decided to join such a shower of tramps.
You can just imagine the conversation in the building: "Lets send the newbie out for a laugh....!!" Having said that - he acquitted himself admirably !! Well done young sir !!
He must have been on work experience from school or take your kid to work day!! He told you where to find the private cars , Great policing! His mum will be so proud 😊
When that poor lad gets home and tucks into his potato smileys and alphabetti spaghetti whilst telling his mum about the Pelican on the station roof 😂😂😂 genius Best yet pal and will only ever be bettered with A Dodo 🤣 🦤
Only took him 7 minutes to figure out what was happening. His powers of deduction are incredible, he'll be fast-tracked into an investigative role once his superiors see this.
When a child copper tries hard but fails spectacularly not realising he's the star of a huge wind up. The bonus was it being filmed for several thousand people to have a really good laugh at. Hopefully he doesn't have to deal with any unpleasant criminals for a few years yet.
absolutely correct .. corrupt enough to act beyond his remit .. thinks his job is to bully the public, they do not like you looking at THEIR police station .. no honesty .. no integrity .. pass the sick bucket
I thought he's a canny lad. But Jesus, I think he's the most boring person I've ever had the misfortune of watching. He makes Starmer seem exciting. I bet he's fun at parties. BTW, PA. Did you ever get back in touch with Claire?
Poor little boy, he had no chance from the start. It was like a mouse trying to fight seven tigers. But he was very polite, until the 'off you pop'. I was laughing my a*ss off. 🤣😂
Pure Audits - Pure Comedy Genius! This was so funny, especially when you mentioned about the brown pelican. I am always crying with laughter at your videos when I watch them. You are by far the most politest and funniest auditor around. I guess that when that young constable's colleagues see this, they will be ribbing him for ages! Thanks for the entertainment, your videos are much enjoyed and appreciated. ATB
Legend LOL Brown Pelican on a Police building roof lol had me in stitches, watched several times now & love it..I did think the young copper handled himself very well..He is a credit to the Police force..
How Gullible and young that officer is. Full marks for politeness though. Love the bird spotting ploy!!! Well done PA for giving us great entertainment. Modern day "Candid Camera" lol.
Great job PA convincing that young cop that you were there to look for birds😂! I loved your idea of going up on a ladder, or him holding said ladder, or going up himself 😂😂😂! Love your videos, you’re always coming up with something new!
The older cops sent this baby cop out to give him a bit of experience. He's holding up the police tradition of attempting to intimidate by asking questions he's got no right to know the answer to. I.D. is what cops are addicted to. You are hilarious Mr. Pure Audits, with your bird chart. Absolutely brilliant. Your relentless teasing of this copperette, almost made me feel sorry for the coppers for the first time.
That police guy was great. No power-trip. Most others would have over-stepped the line, but this guy was great. I hope he gets promoted to Sargent soon. Pretty funny too.
Loads of birds in paignton on a Friday and Saturday night the lesser spotted hot one is not to rare. And the lesser spotted brunette with big chest is rarer both may give you a peck and health issues 😂 I should know I live in paignton and I know where there is a pelican crossing
It’s a small world. I used to live in Brixham and then Torquay, and worked in Paignton for quite a while so I was also very familiar with the local birds; mainly scrawny seagulls but the occasional fancy species that visited on their summer migration from up north. Such fun! Happy memories! I visited Torbay a couple of years ago and was sorry to see that it had deteriorated since I was there but the happy memories linger on I’m pleased to say. Cheers 🍻
Omg 😱 brilliant as usual , comedy gold as always , you are the master, I’m still crying over the Brown Penguin and can see the trees there’s 5 of them , absolute funny as . Have you got a bike we can go to the park 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ❤
The poor lad never stood a chance. He tried the 'personal cars' and then 'name', 'ID'. He even tried an illegal search by looking into the bag. Naughty boy. He couldn't even put his trendy beanie hat on straight ! Haha
He was totally confused by you 😶... you could see him thinking, is this a windup or is he for real .. 😂😂 Do you have your licence, no i came on my bike 😂😂 PERFECT 🤣👍🏻
Absolutely hilarious. A brown pelican on the roof in London.... so funny. Props to the young cop he was constantly waiting for it to be revealed as a prank and his cilleagues appear.. 😂😂
Is this recommended police procedure? Walking up to someone who hasn't been accused of any crime and just randomly asking them to turn their pockets inside out? Is that professional? Is that competent?
This was the best, PA- I've said it before and I'll say it again-You are hilarious😂😂 not everyone will get your soh but I'm addicted to watching you and your random chat with the public,i have the same.mindset with comefy and my daily life, it's so much fun ty
This audit had me in stitches 😂😂😂 He was a nice copper, but I’m sure he’s bunked off school 😄. Nice one Pure 👍
It was a con. An utter scam.
looks like he's doing cosplay whilst skiving
I’m sure he’s works harder than you lot do.
@ Of course it was 😂
Thank you for watching me 🙏😀
How this auditor keeps a straight face and stays in character is beyond me. Watching the young copper trying to "process" this madness was even more impressive.
He just hadn't a clue he was being played like an old Fiddle !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha 😀 You could literally see the cogs turning in his head saying "What the f*ck is going on?!" 😀
Yes. Never has anyone in ',authority' been so utterly and politely demolished.
Poor boy is going to think someone spiked his coffee after that conversation 😂
he dont need spiking lol 🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking the same! 😂
spiked his fruit shoot
You mean after that interrogation.
This is hilarious interaction, the police man was soo confused.😂😂😂
'' And you want to climb on a police roof to look at a Pelican?'' ...Even Monty Python couldn't have written that line 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you 🙏😀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PureAudits Thank you for a great belly laugh........
that was too funny 😂made my day 🤣
"if you have a ladder?"
"It's more interesting than chasing after criminals" 😂😂😂😂😂
What a brilliant line!
His mum has bought him a Police uniform for Christmas.
get a grip, people are going to start looking younger as you sink into old age.
Just because you’re nearly in a grave, it doesn’t mean everyone else is. The starting age for a PC is 18. Of course some will look young.
Found the filth here...the enemy combatant in the video looks about 12 not 18.......
8 out of 10 for the young lad. He's got a lot to learn but his pleasant manner will carry him through.
Needs to cut out the Justin bieber act tho 😂
"Turn out your pockets!" Now there's a tyrant in the making.
Think you've got a lot to learn.
Agreed, bit green around the collar but a good lad and will make a great public servant
@@Brianmac007not demanding you turn out your pockets he won't. Needs to cut that out. Constantly name fishing, nah not for me.
Poor young man he will never live this down
Does his mum know he’s out?
It's OK his headmaster arranged a work placement for him
It was her that sent him out…. As a kissagram… hard times.
Got him thinking he’s a real cop.😆
@barryabell5410 right enough... Parental abandonment issues.
Almost forgot they all have that. 😎👍
When I was little my mummy got me a cowboy outfit, his mummy got him a pig outfit.
@roscothesecond6722 😆 no she got him the fireman's overalls and he was crying, because he wanted a truncheon. Just the form of it appealed to him, the uniform was just a bone us. 😆
Of course he can’t get on a bike to take you to the park….. he hasn’t passed his cycling proficiency yet
🤣🤣🤣
Talking to Pure, that poor officer must have thought that he had entered Alice in Wonderland or Nania.
If he comes out of the closet you know that is where he has been 😂
He was a nice chap. Handled it well. He was def excited about the pelican. 😂😂
I bet he owns his own bird maps and maybe binoculars to spend the weekend.
Well wouldn't you be!
Pelican was brilliant ❤ Doubley useful if there's a pelican crossing next to a place. Also, Puffin and Toucan crossings.
U need to do more of these. This was a hilarious, funniest audit I've ever seen. 10 out of 10
Really? out of the thousands of audits, both English and American... really ? I think your being Daft.
Thank you 🙏😀
Poor fella, little did he know who he was dealing with. “I’m on my bike”
Thank you 🙏😀
when asked for your name ... just reply 'Mohammad ....' pretty sure the police will walk away before you get chance to mention your surname.
And he's come a long way looking for that pelican
@@djohn1671 a bit racist John.
You are the funniest person on UA-cam 😁
The Best ever!! Brown Pelican,,Ladders...trees. Mr P You are brilliant 😂😂😂
Thank you - I thought that he was very pleasant too😀 And thank you again for your kind gesture 🙏🙏🙏
@PureAudits your most welcome 👍
God Bless you 🕊 ✝️ 🐑 😇 🙏 ❤️
School work experience is different now to my day.
I was sent to the Vauxhall dealer in the workshop I loved it got to have a play with astra gte's calibras omegas cavaliers gsi etc
Asking a copper for a ladder.... 😂😂😂
or I could hold it for you and you could climb up and look for the Pelican ! I have to say that this was very funny. Imagine if his sergeant came along while the young lad up the ladder.
That young lad has a lot to learn, but he wasn't agressive or bullying which is a +
Give him a few months then see if he has become agressive and a bully.
He has potential. He already knows about auditors and isn't going off on Pure Audits. Seen other coppers go straight to sarcasm and insults.
No crime , no ID
That kid didn't stand a chance 😂 PA mangled him with flummox and expert wind up. Have these children in costume got nothing better to do?than bug an innocent member of the public doing nothing wrong?
PA baffled the snot out of him😛 Pelican on the roof!!!oh my god I nearly choked on my tea🤣.
You Sir are a star, you should be on stage 😂, highlight of my day, can't wait for the next one.👍
Polis these days are looking like 15 year auld Justin bieber 😂
@@ShonwaMcFeckerty i wonder what you look like, will you please show us your social media account?
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 better than a comedy sketch show!
‘Pure’ brings a whole refreshing new dimension to auditing.
This has been one of the most amusing audits I've ever seen. The young officer was pleasant enough but was well out of his depth and has a lot to learn.
Amusing is a mild description,- its barely that, if you ask me, - This video is 15 mins too long.
And the Coppers twigged the game, and just saying I cant let you do that.
He has more patience than I have, who says ALL cops are bad.
Some colleagues are having a laugh at mini plods expense
They are going to rip him aren't they I bet he ends up with a toy police car 😂
@chucky2316 his colleagues sent him out. He realised about halfway through.
This has been comedy gold especially looking for a pelican on a police building roof.
Sounds like a Hancocks half hour episode title.
Well he certainly found a DODO 🦤 in a hi-vis
You can imagine him going in and asking for a hug from the desk Sergeant. Maybe his Mum came and picked him up?
Brown pelican 😂hold the ladder 😂that poor lad just out of short trousers 🤣this ws absolutely brilliant 👏 you make my day PA xx
Thank you for watching me 🙏😀
Honey, I shrunk the cops.
Wow this lad does look young, did a fair job considering he was dealing with this mad Pure Audits chap. Your style is so unique and seems to trip them right up.
He worked out someone could have a cold because of the max strength cold and flu capsules, he's definitely going to make detective 😂
Birds fly!
This is pure comedy gold 🤣
Fair play to the young lad. Great attitude and not blowing his lid like many others would have in that situation. Hopefully he will keep it up in the future. Good man.
Nah! He tried to get ID with no grounds. He told PA to 'empty out his pockets'. He kept fishing for a name. Said you can't look at 'personal vehicles' etc. etc. Still a paranoid copper.
@@TheBrianBurrows You are being a bit harsh. He was very calm and professional. But, still has to do his job. They teach them how to be paranoid tyrants that abuse their powers at every opportunity. He would have failed the first rule Policing if he hadn't tried to inquire who he was talking to. Its just sad that such a nice guy has decided to join such a shower of tramps.
Has he stole that costume out of dressy-uppy box...🤫
Nah think he stole it off Justin bieber about 12 year agi
I see two children here and neither of them have a badge
@@darkraptor4203 Should have gone to Specsavers
He probably forgot his pe kit, and that was all that was left in the box.
@@scruffyalice-ff5pz childish
You can just imagine the conversation in the building: "Lets send the newbie out for a laugh....!!" Having said that - he acquitted himself admirably !! Well done young sir !!
The Norman Wisdom of auditing
Praise indeed Mr Grimsdale ! Haha
Poor little sausage, look, look at the trees, 5 trees in a row 😂
He must have been on work experience from school or take your kid to work day!! He told you where to find the private cars , Great policing! His mum will be so proud 😊
When that poor lad gets home and tucks into his potato smileys and alphabetti spaghetti whilst telling his mum about the Pelican on the station roof 😂😂😂 genius
Best yet pal and will only ever be bettered with A Dodo 🤣 🦤
Only took him 7 minutes to figure out what was happening. His powers of deduction are incredible, he'll be fast-tracked into an investigative role once his superiors see this.
Christ I’m getting old!!!! He must’ve been wearing his Fischer Price “My First Policeman Uniform!’……..he was a good lad actually so well played !
When a child copper tries hard but fails spectacularly not realising he's the star of a huge wind up. The bonus was it being filmed for several thousand people to have a really good laugh at. Hopefully he doesn't have to deal with any unpleasant criminals for a few years yet.
That was lovely PA, I can’t believe that poor boy fell for the bird bingo. 🤣😜
Why was that boy not in school.
Sixth form work experience.
😂
" If you have a ladder... " To look at a Pelican on the roof " Oh for Christsake - a Police bike ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣pmsl.
"If you had a ladder" Comedy Gold.
He's already rotten to the core. The six weeks of training certainly works against the public.
No, not rotten, just naïve .
@@peterallen2904 Aye he is just kid
absolutely correct .. corrupt enough to act beyond his remit .. thinks his job is to bully the public, they do not like you looking at THEIR police station .. no honesty .. no integrity .. pass the sick bucket
Tell me that kid doesn't stand in front of the mirror admiring himself in his cosplay.
it is his uniform, why are you ageist?
@@butmay1893 Why are you constantly trolling in the comments constable 😂
That uniform is a disgrace standards have slipped.
No epaulettes, no number on display. He looks like he's from the junior surfing team.
I thought he's a canny lad. But Jesus, I think he's the most boring person I've ever had the misfortune of watching. He makes Starmer seem exciting. I bet he's fun at parties.
BTW, PA. Did you ever get back in touch with Claire?
Always a Moaner in a group !
Oh boy, he will reconsider his life choices over a cup of tea once he gets back inside.
😂😂😂
Yeah, interacting with men who act like children or mentally ill will do that to yeah
I wonder what he said to the others.
After a hug from the Sergeant. Sergeant probably bedded him down in the cell for a few hours nap and called his mum to pick him up?
Mummy I'm pretending to be a policeman today 😅
Must have been bring your child to work day.
@a-bootiful-mind6648 😂
Kids playing at being coppers. How adorable!
Poor little boy, he had no chance from the start. It was like a mouse trying to fight seven tigers. But he was very polite, until the 'off you pop'. I was laughing my a*ss off. 🤣😂
Pure Audits - Pure Comedy Genius! This was so funny, especially when you mentioned about the brown pelican. I am always crying with laughter at your videos when I watch them. You are by far the most politest and funniest auditor around. I guess that when that young constable's colleagues see this, they will be ribbing him for ages! Thanks for the entertainment, your videos are much enjoyed and appreciated. ATB
Thank you 🙏😀
Legend LOL Brown Pelican on a Police building roof lol had me in stitches, watched several times now & love it..I did think the young copper handled himself very well..He is a credit to the Police force..
Thanks for watching 🙏😀
That with the birds is a funny trick... ha.. ha.... !!!
That child was just like a real policeman 😂
That kid has a lot to learn
Sadly, he may learn the wrong things.
Needs to put the polis hat doon n start singing baby
Polite though
he is great and very handsome
'Turn out your pockets' 😂 What's this child harping on about 😂😂
That’s what his head teacher said to him this morning…..
do you not thknk he was nice, well mannered and patient, why are you so twisted and negative
@@butmay1893 aww lighten up, it was a joke
just william wants to play conkers
Questioned by a Child 🤣
Hilarious
I see two children here and neither of them have a badge
@@darkraptor4203 Should have gone to Specsavers then (we can all cut & paste, it is not big or clever)
Bet he got the ladder to have a sneaky peek at the pelican
@@svenpoletka5236 immature
Absolute class interaction keep up the great content
Thank you 🙏😀
He looks about 12. This country is a joke!!!
This channel and PA is genius!
" Are you SURE you don't want to give me your name ".....TWICE ! Strooth ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You could see the poor lad slowly loosing the will to live 🤣
How Gullible and young that officer is. Full marks for politeness though. Love the bird spotting ploy!!! Well done PA for giving us great entertainment. Modern day "Candid Camera" lol.
Great job PA convincing that young cop that you were there to look for birds😂! I loved your idea of going up on a ladder, or him holding said ladder, or going up himself 😂😂😂! Love your videos, you’re always coming up with something new!
Thank you 🙏😀
The older cops sent this baby cop out to give him a bit of experience. He's holding up the police tradition of attempting to intimidate by asking questions he's got no right to know the answer to. I.D. is what cops are addicted to. You are hilarious Mr. Pure Audits, with your bird chart. Absolutely brilliant. Your relentless teasing of this copperette, almost made me feel sorry for the coppers for the first time.
That police guy was great. No power-trip. Most others would have over-stepped the line, but this guy was great. I hope he gets promoted to Sargent soon. Pretty funny too.
A pelican! A very rare bird in the UK!! Although I did see one at Paignton Zoo in the 1970s. 😂😂😂
Loads of birds in paignton on a Friday and Saturday night the lesser spotted hot one is not to rare. And the lesser spotted brunette with big chest is rarer both may give you a peck and health issues 😂 I should know I live in paignton and I know where there is a pelican crossing
It’s a small world. I used to live in Brixham and then Torquay, and worked in Paignton for quite a while so I was also very familiar with the local birds; mainly scrawny seagulls but the occasional fancy species that visited on their summer migration from up north. Such fun! Happy memories! I visited Torbay a couple of years ago and was sorry to see that it had deteriorated since I was there but the happy memories linger on I’m pleased to say. Cheers 🍻
Everyone knows pelicans nest on top of police stations
😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I shudder to think of how it would be possible for a living human not to know that."
The very idea offends me.
@@MummysBraveBoy 😂😂🤣😂
Omg 😱 brilliant as usual , comedy gold as always , you are the master, I’m still crying over the Brown Penguin and can see the trees there’s 5 of them , absolute funny as . Have you got a bike we can go to the park 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ❤
Thank you for watching me 🙏😀
The poor lad never stood a chance. He tried the 'personal cars' and then 'name', 'ID'. He even tried an illegal search by looking into the bag. Naughty boy. He couldn't even put his trendy beanie hat on straight ! Haha
I find it really amusing when asking for an
I.D. how the first finger and the thumb goes
up to form an imaginary credit card size shape. !! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Once the bird chart came out i just knew the comedy value was gonna increase tenfold 😂
"There's a brown pelican i think is on there"
Deary me 😂😂
I was waiting for him to ask if he wanted to buy some pegs or if he wanted the police car park tarmacing.
😅😅
The mockery is hilarious
His heads spinning, This one had me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
There is a pelican on the roof!!!
P.A. played this young Rookie like a well worn Violin !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PA you are the best. I am still laughing. And they let him drive a car. 😂😂😂
Chasing criminals, more interesting than chasing birds 🤣
Legendary auditor 👏🏼👏🏼
The copper was very polite and professional.
Are you his Dad,or his boyfriend ?
Off you pop, what's your name, turn out your pockets. Tyrant in the making if he's not careful. Needs saving.
erm i think "pointless" is the p-word you're searching for,
He was totally confused by you 😶... you could see him thinking, is this a windup or is he for real .. 😂😂
Do you have your licence, no i came on my bike 😂😂
PERFECT 🤣👍🏻
His face when you said “I’m gonna check the roof 😂😂😂😂
Absolutely hilarious. A brown pelican on the roof in London.... so funny.
Props to the young cop he was constantly waiting for it to be revealed as a prank and his cilleagues appear.. 😂😂
For the 1st time in his career he looks like he wishes there wasn't big trees near the police station 😂
Poor sod did pretty well considering he didn't have a f Fing clue what was happening to him from start to finish! Ha ha!
When nipper copper said "Have you been hired for the day"? You should have said "No, I'm always this height" 😂
@adrianhill3182 🤣🤣😉
😂😂😂 Brilliant
🤣🤣🤣You never fail to entertain us, PA - cheers from the outback 🦘🦘
😂😂😂 Way too many funny bits to comment! I wouldn't know where to start!! 😂😂😂
As always PA, thanks for making my day.
Thank you 🙏😀
Nice Lad, he is only doing his job. ""Can i see your driving License, "No I have a Bike!" lol
Is this recommended police procedure? Walking up to someone who hasn't been accused of any crime and just randomly asking them to turn their pockets inside out?
Is that professional? Is that competent?
The best auditor by far 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 total quality comedy well done PA
Comedy gold 😂😂 What a lovely young copper, wonder if he’s recovered yet? 😂😂
I bet he's watching it howling 😂
Your hilarious, you had me crying with laughter 😂
Thank you for watching me 🙏😀
There's a Pelican crossing just down the road.
All these comments are spot on.. The young constable will go a long way. He has a good attitude.. The Vlog was Pure gold to
This was the best, PA- I've said it before and I'll say it again-You are hilarious😂😂 not everyone will get your soh but I'm addicted to watching you and your random chat with the public,i have the same.mindset with comefy and my daily life, it's so much fun ty
Comedy*
Thanks very much - and thanks for watching 🙏😀
What a polite, well spoken young man! Don't see much of that in today's generation of unruly and disrespectful youths.
I agree. Shame that he is wearing that uniform. They will change him.
I am only up to 9 minutes and my ribs are sore from laughing. The facial expressions on that officer are priceless 🤣
Thank you 🙏😀
That young cop thought he was losing he's mind didn't know what was going on 🤣😭🍻🥳