Ya know, to be fair guys, this is actually not the reason they would've moved them along. Lets say hypothetically that this wasn't just a meme of a fictional universe, then yes you could probably assume this and be absolutely correct. But since it is in fact a meme of a fictional universe, the only reason they would've moved them along was that they couldn't argue with his facts and logic and knew they would get destroyed some more. That and the fact it also makes for a funny ending of them driving away.
STORMTROOPER: "How would you know the droids we are looking for have the Death Star plans in them?" KENOBI: "Uh-uh-uh-" STORMTROOPER: "Because for all you'd know, we just want droids for ship repair. Or a translator for an alien species we have yet to understand." KENOBI: "Well, I, uh-" STORMTROOPER: "Unless you assume every Stormtrooper is always looking for droids with Death Star plans, in which you are creating a false stereotype for our class. What? You think looking for droids is all we do? KENOBI: "No, that's not-" STORMTROOPER: "Let me learn you a little you something, pal. We don't just look for droids. We also look for new recruits for the Stormtrooper program looking for good pilots, radar technicians...."
LUKE: "And you just _assume_ I'm not a good pilot based upon the fact I'm a farm boy driving a shitty x-34 landspeeder? I'll have you know that I bullseye womprats in my t-16 skyhopper back home. Maybe I was looking to sign up. Well, fat chance of that now that I know how bigoted y'all are. ASAB!"
The Jedi archieves say that even though astromechs and protocol droids make up only 13% percent of the galactic droids they posess over 50% of the known death star plans.
I’m glad this whole scene has been released, and I hope it makes it into an extended cut someday. It really gives the viewer a much better understanding of Jedi mind tricks and how obi wan used them here. Brilliant acting from Alec Guinness
They are more like the "health" services knocking on your door to check if you're not dead yet, because they've missed all their "shots" against you so far
@@Hero101010 other than genocide, false arrests, executing civilians en-masse, glassing planets, outright destroying planets, cultural genocide, illegal experiments, whatever operation cinder was supposed to be (that game was weird) AND MORE... Yes the empire did nothing wrong.
"Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that I have the high ground. Wouldn't it then be within the realm of reason to surmise that you should not try it?"
Trooper- Yes, but I have the high ground here. You are in a lower car. Ben- Wrong, you are on the ground. I am in a Hovercar, so I'm higher then you...
I would love to see a Miniaturization of that type of technology And have it fit on an android or IOS APK And put it on the Google Play Store or apple store
Simply incredible. Better than the entire sequel trilogy. Also, probably worth slapping "Eleven Labs AI" somewhere on this video title for people looking for that kind of thing specifically
My only complaint is that it only really makes logical sense if he starts the conversation with "let's assume hypothetically that these ARE the droids you're looking for".
I like the idea that because of his incredible success with the Jedi Mind trick, as there's no one to actually question his logic, he genuinely starts seeing his mindless babble as intricate argumentation.
I get the feeling that that Trooper just thought he was a crazy homeless man who rehearsed this in his head a thousand times, and just ordered him to move along so then he could just keep tabs on him later instead of escalading shit.
The stormtroopers never said the plans are in them. They just said these droids were similar to the droids they were looking for which would have given them a good reason to stop and search them.
I always forget just how bad the special edition makes this scene look. Im taken completely out of the movie everytime i see it. At least with the gredo and han scene the change is hardly noticeable unless you are looking for it.
"sir we are just looking for A DROID with THE Death Star Plans. It's not racist to assume Princess Lies or whoever put them in a LITERAL MOBILE DATA UNIT!"
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Lol, they told him to move along just to avoid the cringe of that conversation 😂😅
Ngl ...I would have done the same tbh 😅👍🏻
The very definition of "I'm not paid enough for this shit."
Even Stormtroopers dont want to deal with redditors
Same energy as: sir, this is a Wendy's
Ya know, to be fair guys, this is actually not the reason they would've moved them along. Lets say hypothetically that this wasn't just a meme of a fictional universe, then yes you could probably assume this and be absolutely correct. But since it is in fact a meme of a fictional universe, the only reason they would've moved them along was that they couldn't argue with his facts and logic and knew they would get destroyed some more. That and the fact it also makes for a funny ending of them driving away.
He went from Ben Kenobi to Ben Shapiro🤣
Perfection. I was thinking the same thing, and didn't even consider the double Ben until I saw this.
😂
Ben Shanobi.
Just blew the troopers inhibitor chips..🤯
LOL
STORMTROOPER: "How would you know the droids we are looking for have the Death Star plans in them?"
KENOBI: "Uh-uh-uh-"
STORMTROOPER: "Because for all you'd know, we just want droids for ship repair. Or a translator for an alien species we have yet to understand."
KENOBI: "Well, I, uh-"
STORMTROOPER: "Unless you assume every Stormtrooper is always looking for droids with Death Star plans, in which you are creating a false stereotype for our class. What? You think looking for droids is all we do?
KENOBI: "No, that's not-"
STORMTROOPER: "Let me learn you a little you something, pal. We don't just look for droids. We also look for new recruits for the Stormtrooper program looking for good pilots, radar technicians...."
A very good comeback
LUKE: "And you just _assume_ I'm not a good pilot based upon the fact I'm a farm boy driving a shitty x-34 landspeeder? I'll have you know that I bullseye womprats in my t-16 skyhopper back home. Maybe I was looking to sign up. Well, fat chance of that now that I know how bigoted y'all are. ASAB!"
KENOBI: "I uh I don't think I am inclined to continue this conversation with someone as dishonest as you so I think we're done."
RADAAARR!! HAHAAAAAAA
Just once, we need to hear a stormtrooper say, *"Let me tell you something, pal,"* like a slightly angerred -white- Dad laying down the law at a BBQ
He should have told them about Ahsoka Tano
NO
He'd be like... fuck I need to volunteer for the 501st
@@sparta2705part of official Jedi training of course
@@sparta2705Is that why they’re called “Vader’s Fist”?
They did things with her that's barely legal in most systems.
I just love the fact he keeps applying the Jedi Mind Trick through out that whole speech
Gotta make it more effective
Thats the only way anyone would ever believe red pill junk.
Buffs
Had to keep refreshing the page
It's a cantrip, he can do it once per round.
The stormtrooper gave up midway and just couldn’t interrupt because he would of gotten cut off again
would have
but how did Obi wan know they were looking for the death star plan unless it was the droids they are looking for 🤔
I had an astromech friend once and he did not have any death star plans. We need to do better as a society, especially during droid history month.
@Tenyi Master you cracked the case !
@Tenyi Master Of course he is. Calling the stormtrooper "the REAL racist" gave him away.
The Jedi archieves say that even though astromechs and protocol droids make up only 13% percent of the galactic droids they posess over 50% of the known death star plans.
Asking questions like that is racist. You are on thin ice sir.
I’m glad this whole scene has been released, and I hope it makes it into an extended cut someday. It really gives the viewer a much better understanding of Jedi mind tricks and how obi wan used them here. Brilliant acting from Alec Guinness
Agreed, but I’m glad they didn’t use the alternative take deleted scene, where Obi-Wan Kenobi is a sovereign citizen.
I’m also glad they released the scene where Kenobi told Luke about ahsoka tano
I'd like to see an entire movie with all obi wans stories, mind tricks and reminiscing flashbacks!
Oh my god! Poor Luke just looks absolutely bamboozled
Luke: If only Uncle Owen had let me go to get the power converters…
That's sort of his thing...
That stormtrooper's ego was just shattered.
Trooper is like, "Shit. Am I about to be canceled?"
Remember that scene where Darth Vader cancelled the Emperor for workplace abuse?
"wait a minute, how did he knew about death star"
"Oh shit"
Good luck trying to Bail him out of that one
Stormtrooper: wait a minute, I never said a damn thing about the Death Star. How did you know this top secret?
Fun fact: the same thing happens to Leia in the 1979 radio adaptation.
Well obi van simply used another mind trick to make stormtroppers don't even think about how he knewed about that
@Ablackocean I know it's just a typo but I really like the word "Stormtroppers".
@@Ablackocean He is so bad at this that he has to erase from their memory every word he said.
Calling a space nazi racist and them getting shocked enough to let them pass is hilarious.
They are more like the "health" services knocking on your door to check if you're not dead yet, because they've missed all their "shots" against you so far
le ebbin space nazi
The empire did nothing wrong
@@Hero101010 other than genocide, false arrests, executing civilians en-masse, glassing planets, outright destroying planets, cultural genocide, illegal experiments, whatever operation cinder was supposed to be (that game was weird) AND MORE...
Yes the empire did nothing wrong.
@@ThePigeon5734 rebel scum spotted
@@Ju5-I-S0m36UY Believe it or not I side with the Empire anyway. Sure we lose, but we get snazzier uniforms and if we surrender we don't get executed.
"Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that I have the high ground. Wouldn't it then be within the realm of reason to surmise that you should not try it?"
Trooper- Yes, but I have the high ground here. You are in a lower car.
Ben- Wrong, you are on the ground. I am in a Hovercar, so I'm higher then you...
So that's why he started calling himself Ben.
It's odd how 11AI gives Alec Guinness a slight American twang at times. Still, it's a remarkable feat of voice synthesis.
I would love to see a Miniaturization of that type of technology And have it fit on an android or IOS APK And put it on the Google Play Store or apple store
Of course then again I will be just spouting the same word over and over again
@@djmars1983 "Exterminate"?
"Uncle Ben, what the fuck was that"
Didn't know Ben Kenobi was a Breitbart editor
It's like every bozo with an AI program downloaded can easily outdo Disney's best to offer
I don't see the word bozo being used enough nowadays lol made me laugh
Simply incredible. Better than the entire sequel trilogy. Also, probably worth slapping "Eleven Labs AI" somewhere on this video title for people looking for that kind of thing specifically
Close but nothing can beat tlj
@@vintheguy i think literally anything can beat the last jedi lmao
I had a headache this morning, and it was better than the entire sequel trilogy.
Don't you mean Episodes 1 and 2?
@Wkqhfbdk Wishbone No, they're overhated. It's episodes 1 and 2 that mainly kind of deserve the hate. They're both snoozefests.
I wonder why the AI gave him an American accent? You can clearly hear the rhotic 'r' sound.
Stormtrooper wasn’t about to get cancelled
"closed minded liberals"
lol
on icy Tatooine
My only complaint is that it only really makes logical sense if he starts the conversation with "let's assume hypothetically that these ARE the droids you're looking for".
Lets assume, hypothetically, that I read this in Ben Shapiros voice.
I like the idea that because of his incredible success with the Jedi Mind trick, as there's no one to actually question his logic, he genuinely starts seeing his mindless babble as intricate argumentation.
Stormtrooper: *after Kenobi leaves* Fucking fossel.
At this point in time they didn't even know the Deathstar existed. That R2 had the plans was only revealed by Leia to Han ONBOARD of the Deathstar.
i know the footage just isn't there but I would not have complained if it just ended with blaster fire
I get the feeling that that Trooper just thought he was a crazy homeless man who rehearsed this in his head a thousand times, and just ordered him to move along so then he could just keep tabs on him later instead of escalading shit.
Logic was banned when the Emperor seized power.
If the trooper was smart: "Well, lucky me, old man. Twittter isn't available in Tatooine."
The stormtroopers never said the plans are in them. They just said these droids were similar to the droids they were looking for which would have given them a good reason to stop and search them.
love these videos!
Obi-Wan wasn't wrong. The Empire certainly made no secret of their humanocentrism and speciesism.
Best part is that the Empire is canonically racist
Lol get help.
They're xenophobic. Other species are fair game.
@@cortster12 lol no.
@@COOLFRIEND Suffer not the xeno to live.
I like how the Legends page for xenophobia has a picture of a imperial officer arresting a roidian at the very top.
I just noticed the black thing on that trooper's helmet is bent upwards
Yeah, I've seen that for decades. All the CGI tampering and they couldn't fix that.
fucking genius oh my lord, the writing
God I love these videos! 🤣
Absolutely outstanding
And that's how Luke got out of a ticket
Old Ben Kenobi drunkenly tries to use fax and logix
To be fair, this is more believable then him just waving his hands and saying your wrong
This is seriously an improvement to the scene
"Free thinking conservatives"
6000000 keks
Vicki: My logic is undeniable.
I understood that reference
Thank God George added those dinosaurs.
He just didn't want Ben to keep talking! 😂
I donno but suddenly I'm getting a lot of this and I have to say I'm really entertained 😂
LUKE: "I don't understand how we got past those stormtroopers."
KENOBI: "The woke ideology can have a strong influence on the weak-minded."
🤣
“THERE’S JUST ONE PROBLEM? SELL THE DROIDS TO WHO BEN? FUCKING AQUALEESH?!”
you realize that's how it works in Shapiro's head
I always forget just how bad the special edition makes this scene look. Im taken completely out of the movie everytime i see it. At least with the gredo and han scene the change is hardly noticeable unless you are looking for it.
Obi Wan is now Dennis Prager?!?
Funny how he throws in contradictory phrases such as "closed-minded liberals" and "free-thinking informed conservatives" to confuse them.
And he was a good friend.
Love it.
I was hoping for Obi to say things he says in the Auralnauts series. E.g. “your game is weak”.
I like how obi wan casually goes back to sunning his face with a satisfied expression.
My gosh the CGI hasn't aged well
...and he was a good friend.
The way Luke looks around- :D
awesome
I nearly expected Ben Shapiro's voice to come out of Obi-Wan.
Presidential Debate: Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi v Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam. *Head Explodes*
Hey, wait a minute! You know what I think? I think those WERE the droids they were looking for!
... and a good friend
Ohhhhh, THAT’S why they called him Ben
I'm sure he was thinking
JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
What a way to gaslight someone.
Up yours, Darth Vader. We'll see who cancels who.
he didn't want any of that smoke.
C3-po should’ve gave those troopers the finger as they pulled off.. lol they
Made perfect sense to me 😳
Luke looks like kid me watching my drunk uncle explaining he only took 1 corrected coffee to the cops
“I’m a friend of Dave Navaro’s.”
But you started your position with a hypothetical that does not follow.
LOL Luke is just like completely lost.
Well, there is no logic in all this, but it surely would make me want to get rid of the old codger as fast as I could.
Orange robot passes twice! 😆
_" _*_LOGIC_*_ has a strong influence on the weak minded"_
"sir we are just looking for A DROID with THE Death Star Plans. It's not racist to assume Princess Lies or whoever put them in a LITERAL MOBILE DATA UNIT!"
Genius😮
Death Star plans standart required equipment of any astromech droid😂.
I mean to be fair everyone in the Star Wars universe is racist against droids I mean they are literally treated as slaves
Tfw you have the authority to arrest someone annoying but not kill them on the spot.. Fuck that "MOVE ALONG"
BEN kenobi
I am very much looking forward to hearing all the crab wisdom from the ancient Jedi Master Peterson.
That was just a show put on for Luke by Obi-Wan and the Storm Trooper. After all he was a good friend
Sounds like normal modern disney script...
Can you use the ai to extend obi wan's cameo in the rise of skywalker? no clue why they used mcgregors voice for it
Gotta sell that Disney plus show they were making
Yeah, no idea why they used the living actor instead of the one who'd been dead for 18 years.
Its either this or Vader cancels them.
"So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."
🇺🇸
my left ear feel jaleous
The ends of his words still sound like Dagoth Ur 🤣
Based obi-wan!
Get over it Rey !
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
😂 fantastic 👏
It would appear the algorithm has grabbed you dude. Enjoy the ride up .
Have my algorithm food.
Feed the google.
IT HUNGERS.